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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03This thief is trying to steal your truck!
00:05You the guy who's four months behind on his payments?
00:07Yeah.
00:08Mike reluctantly borrowed money from Carlos.
00:12Tell me how much you need.
00:14Andrew did his homework.
00:16I made a few calls. Turns out the golden child never got his degree.
00:20I left school when the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
00:23I can save you a phone call and bring in her death certificate.
00:26That's okay.
00:27The worst mistake I ever made in my life was having you.
00:29A killer got an invitation.
00:32We would like it if you would move in with us.
00:34Okay.
00:35And Angie revealed her past.
00:37I got involved with a really bad guy.
00:39Danny's father.
00:46Many years ago, a terrorist fell in love with a woman.
00:54This woman believed in the terrorist and his cause.
00:59The terrorist wanted to attack those he felt were hurting the planet.
01:14So he got the woman to help him build a bomb.
01:18But something went wrong.
01:21And someone was killed.
01:23The terrorist didn't care.
01:27He said it was unavoidable.
01:30The woman wanted to turn herself in, but she was pregnant.
01:35So the agent convinced her to run away with him.
01:40And he raised the child as his own.
01:44So they escaped from the terrorist.
01:48Hoping and praying he would never find them.
01:53Unfortunately, he did.
01:54Hey.
01:55If it isn't double cappuccino extra hot.
01:56You know me so well.
01:57Just made chocolate scones.
01:58Interested?
01:59Oh, what the hell.
02:00Might as well live dangerously.
02:01So how's the novel coming?
02:02Almost done.
02:03Endings are a bitch.
02:04I really need to surprise my audience.
02:06Hey, I know you're my dad.
02:08But you still gotta close the door when you come in.
02:09Oh, sorry.
02:10No, I was just gonna ask you something.
02:11Want to join your old man for a run tonight?
02:12Uh, Dad, you don't run.
02:13You jog.
02:14And, uh, no.
02:15No.
02:16No.
02:17No.
02:18No.
02:19No.
02:20No.
02:21No.
02:22No.
02:23No.
02:24No.
02:25No.
02:26No.
02:27No.
02:28No.
02:29No.
02:30No.
02:31No.
02:32No.
02:33No.
02:34No.
02:35No.
02:36No.
02:37No.
02:38No.
02:39Come on.
02:40I'll be going by the park.
02:41I'll be real pretty.
02:42I'm working on your shift tonight.
02:43I'm gonna be here late.
02:46But I am proud of you.
02:49Keep it up.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Thanks, Coach.
02:54See you at home.
03:01That's your dad?
03:02Yeah.
03:03I should have introduced you.
03:05You'd like him.
03:06Yeah.
03:07I bet I would.
03:08So he's a runner.
03:09Every night.
03:10Even when he's sick.
03:11You can't stop him.
03:15He's pretty inspiring.
03:17Inspiring?
03:19Don't guys your age usually hate their dads?
03:21We've had our issues.
03:23But my dads sacrificed the law for me.
03:26I figure this is how I pay him back.
03:36You're right.
03:39Payback's really important.
03:43All right.
03:44Back in a bit.
03:45How long are you gonna be?
03:46Just long enough to get a little sweaty.
03:48Be careful.
03:49Yep.
03:55It took the terrorists 20 years to find the people who had betrayed him.
04:03What the?
04:04And his plan for revenge was just getting started.
04:17Our mothers tell us to beware of mysterious men.
04:35Don't talk to them in the park.
04:38Don't take their candy.
04:43Don't get into their cars.
04:47And whatever you do, don't let them into the house.
04:51But what do we do when mother has already invited them in?
05:00Oh my gosh.
05:02Eddie, what have you done?
05:04I saw you were running low on supplies, so I went to the store.
05:08Oh, you didn't need to do that.
05:10Hey, you're cool enough to take me in.
05:11I gotta earn my keep somehow.
05:14I bought fresh vegetables.
05:15Okay, now you're just trying to make me cry.
05:21Is that the laundry? I'll get that.
05:23That's okay, it's Porter's turn.
05:25I can't, Mom, I'm late.
05:27You can spare five minutes to put clothes in the dryer.
05:29No, I can't. Jeremy and Dave are waiting to take me to the mall.
05:32You are not leaving wet clothes in that washer.
05:35Mom, chill. It's water.
05:37Hey, don't talk to your mother like that.
05:41Okay, that's my ride. I gotta go.
05:44After the laundry.
05:46God, what a bitch.
05:48Hey!
05:50I'm telling you sorry!
05:51Hey!
05:52Get off of me!
05:53Apologize!
05:54Eddie!
05:55He should've talked to you like that!
05:56Hey, okay, I'm sure he's very sorry.
05:57Stop! Stop it! Stop!
05:58Light him up!
06:07You okay?
06:08I'm fine.
06:10Go join your friends.
06:12Go on.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:16I just can't watch you be disrespected.
06:24I'll take care of the laundry.
06:25Get out of the laundry.
06:35Hey, Carlos. Here's the money.
06:36For the church raffle!
06:38Thanks, Mike! Now Sister Mary can finally replace her wooden...
06:41Gabby's home.
06:42Oh, God, sorry. I just wanted to bring you the first payment for the loan.
06:45And thanks again. You really saved my ass.
06:47No problem.
06:48I'm sure you know.
06:49I'm making a lot of cutbacks so I can pay you back quicker.
06:50No vacations.
06:51Basic cable.
06:52I even convinced MJ that Ms. McCluskey's house is summer camp.
06:55Look, don't go crazy.
06:56Just pay it back when you can.
06:57And let's make sure Gabby doesn't find out.
06:59So she can tell Susan?
07:01No problem.
07:02I gotta get going.
07:04Hey, and give my best to Sister Carrie.
07:05Mary.
07:07Mary!
07:13Whoa.
07:14I know, right?
07:15It's the middle of the afternoon. What are you doing?
07:18Why don't you come upstairs and find out?
07:24No, thanks. I can't afford it.
07:26What?
07:27Every time you offer me afternoon sex, it's because you want something and it is not afternoon sex.
07:35Alright, fine. Check this out.
07:39Where were you even hiding this?
07:40That is a ski chalet in Aspen. It's for sale and I want it.
07:45Sorry, hon. Not gonna happen.
07:46Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was just my opening offer.
07:49What if I see your afternoon sex and raise you honeymoon sex?
07:56No, no, I can't. All of our cash is tied up in a business deal.
07:59What kind of business deal?
08:00Ah, you don't want me to bore you with the details.
08:02Half that money is mine. Bore me.
08:05This conversation is over.
08:07Now, if you're interested in going upstairs and making love to your husband, simply because you...
08:12Okay.
08:18Like it? I've been practicing all day.
08:20Susan, why is there a big-ass piano in our house?
08:24Actually, big-ass stopped making pianos. This is a Yamaha.
08:28So, I'm curious. How much did this thing cost?
08:36It was free.
08:38You remember dear, sweet 98-year-old Aunt Regina?
08:42The one you called the cryptkeeper?
08:44Mike, that was okay when she was alive. Now she's a dead lady giving us really cool stuff, so a little respect.
08:50Okay. As long as it was free.
08:52Yeah, but as far as Gabby's concerned, it cost 30 grand.
08:55What? Why?
08:57Well, I love Gabby, but for years she has been flaunting how much they spend on her house, and her car, and her jewelry, and this is my turn to flaunt.
09:07And I can't flaunt with a free piano.
09:09Don't stoop to her level. You're better than that.
09:12No, I'm really not.
09:14Susan, I'm not kidding. You're not telling Gabby we paid for this piano.
09:16Oh, Mike, please. This is my chance. My aunt had a stroke while driving. When am I ever going to get that lucky again?
09:21You're not going to believe this. They're out of cilantro.
09:27How can a market be out of cilantro?
09:29I don't know, but I told that clerk she should hang her head in shame.
09:32As well you should. So, what else do we need?
09:35Let's head over to the kosher aisle. I need a few items for the Schwarzman bar mitzvah.
09:38We need baking soda. I'll get it.
09:49Oh, Sam?
09:54Please, not now.
09:55What the hell are you even doing?
09:56I lost my job. I had to work someplace.
10:02You already got the baking soda.
10:05Boy, I would lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.
10:09Who's that woman?
10:11Nobody. Someone I used to know.
10:13Oh, is everything alright?
10:15I was telling her that it doesn't make sense for a store this big to run out of a major herb.
10:22I think we should check out Hudson's Market.
10:24That's downtown.
10:25We need cilantro, don't we? Come on.
10:35Hey.
10:40Oh, you brought me flowers.
10:43I wanted to get you a t-shirt that said I'm a moron with dark clothes when I run at night, but the gift shop was out.
10:50So, who did this to you? Did you see him?
10:53No.
10:55Damn, what kind of person hits you and just drives away?
10:58Maybe the kind of person who wanted to hit me.
11:03Wait.
11:04You said you didn't see them.
11:06I didn't. But Ange, I'm telling you, this guy, he drives past me.
11:10He turns around and swears right into me.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:17Where's Danny?
11:18He fell asleep in the waiting room.
11:20We've been here all night. You want me to get him?
11:21No, no. Listen, I need you guys to go home, grab the IDs, some money, whatever you can stuff in a couple of bags.
11:26But you're not exactly travel ready, Nick.
11:31Oh, absolutely not.
11:33The place we talked about.
11:35You're carving down just for a few weeks.
11:38No. Not without you.
11:40I'll send Danny, but you and me, this is as far as we run.
11:44What if it is, Patrick?
11:46What are we gonna do?
11:49We've been asking that question for 20 years.
11:51I guess now we're gonna find out.
12:06Can I talk to you a minute?
12:10Sure.
12:12It's about what happened with Porter.
12:15Are you mad? You're mad.
12:16No, I'm not.
12:18Do you want me to leave?
12:20No. No, I just wanna talk.
12:22You look like you really wanted to hurt him.
12:26And I kinda need to know what that's about.
12:29Your family doesn't seem to care how much you help them.
12:33You're a great mom, and they just push you around.
12:36They made me angry.
12:38Yes, I saw that.
12:41And sometimes my family can be unappreciative.
12:48But what happened today can never happen again.
12:51You know.
12:52You know.
12:54Listen, I grew up with an alcoholic mother.
12:59I know what it feels like to be angry all the time.
13:03But when I was your age, I had to find a way...
13:09To control myself.
13:13How did you do that?
13:18A lot of help.
13:19You know something?
13:20I had a great counselor at school, and she taught me...
13:23That whenever I was about to lose it...
13:26That I should do this.
13:30One...
13:32Two...
13:34Three...
13:35That really works?
13:37It really does.
13:41It gives you a chance...
13:43To step back...
13:45Feel like you're in control.
13:47You should try it next time.
13:48You'll see.
13:50Okay.
13:59I'm really sorry about what I did.
14:02That's fine.
14:04Just don't ever do it again.
14:10But thank you for wanting to.
14:11Thank you for wanting to.
14:22Oh, come on, Leary. You're my business manager, too.
14:24I am not leaving this office until you tell me what Carlos is doing with my ski house money.
14:29Gabby, you're putting me in an uncomfortable position.
14:31You should talk to Carlos.
14:32I did!
14:34I offered to put myself in a very uncomfortable position, and he still said no.
14:38I'm sorry, but Carlos swore me to secrecy.
14:40Please respect that.
14:43You're right. I'm sorry.
14:45No hard feelings.
14:46Of course not.
14:48Hey, what are you doing?
14:49I don't want to be a liar.
14:51When I go home, and I'm in tears, and Carlos asks me why, and I say you grabbed my ass, I want to be telling the truth.
14:58Well played.
15:01Carlos gave $50,000 to one of your neighbors.
15:03What?
15:04Who?
15:06A Mike Delfino.
15:07Apparently his business is in big trouble.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10Mike's wife is one of my closest friends, and she never said a word.
15:14Poor thing.
15:15Please don't tell Carlos I told you.
15:18Of course.
15:20I should get going.
15:22Do you have parking validation?
15:23Oh, those are only for employees.
15:26Okay, you could take mine.
15:28Hotel, food, incidentals.
15:34300.
15:36You can order pay-per-view.
15:37I don't even care if you buy beer.
15:38Just stay in your room as much as you can, okay?
15:40This is stupid.
15:41It's been 20 years.
15:43Have you actually seen or heard from this Patrick Logan guy?
15:47Do you know for a fact that he's even still alive?
15:49Danny, I'm not going to debate this with you.
15:50If he started this group you guys were in, then isn't he on the run too?
15:53He's got bigger problems than getting revenge.
15:56Just humor me, okay?
15:57Because if I'm wrong, all I am is wrong.
15:59But if I'm not...
16:04Please, just humor me.
16:15Hello.
16:18Hello.
16:20Um, I saw you the other day, talking to my friend Sam.
16:23Oh, I'm Brie, by the way.
16:27I know who you are.
16:28Oh.
16:31Well, this is none of my business.
16:33But I noticed that there was some tension between you two.
16:38You could say that.
16:40Well, I hope everything is okay.
16:42What is it you want?
16:45I don't know.
16:46There was just something so odd about that encounter.
16:51I don't understand why he would talk to a friend like that.
16:57Maybe that's because I'm not his friend.
17:00I'm his mother.
17:01Maybe that's because I'm not his friend.
17:06I'm his mother.
17:07If I'm your mother.
17:08I'm your mother.
17:09I'm your mother.
17:10I see you in the room.
17:12How is his father?
17:13I know...
17:15My manager said I could take a break early.
17:17I've got five minutes.
17:19Are you aware that Sam goes around telling people that you're dead?
17:20I've got five minutes.
17:23Are you aware that Sam goes around telling people that you're dead?
17:29Yes, I heard.
17:30How would he do that?
17:34He's a complicated boy.
17:41Did Sam tell you who his father was?
17:45Tell me about your relationship with my husband, if that's what you're referring to.
17:51Did he also mention the letter that Rex sent to me?
17:55What letter?
17:56It was after you were married.
17:58Rex had just started his practice and apparently the money was pouring in.
18:05Rex wrote and told me he could give Sam a better life.
18:11He then asked for full-time custody.
18:16I'm guessing he never told you that.
18:19Must have slipped his mind.
18:22I politely declined his offer.
18:26And did Sam know about this?
18:29Not until a few months ago when he found the letter.
18:33And when he realized that he could have lived all those years with his dad in a fancy house.
18:40He was beyond livid.
18:44Even so, how could he go around pretending that you're dead?
18:48Like I said, he's a complicated boy.
19:03Gabby! Hi!
19:04Hi, Susan.
19:06I just got back from the supermarket and realized I bought way too much.
19:10I'm afraid some of it's going to go bad, so I thought, who could I give this to?
19:13And I randomly thought of you.
19:18You're afraid that canned peaches and condensed milk are going to go bad?
19:22Well, it's just my cupboards are cluttered and you'd be doing me a huge favor.
19:28Okay, thanks.
19:31Oh, hey, as long as you're here, I want to show you something.
19:36Wow!
19:41We just got it.
19:43MJ is going to take lessons.
19:46You sure you don't want to start him off with, say, a used upright?
19:51No way.
19:53Me wanting, me likey, me gety.
19:57May I ask how much this costing?
20:01Well, Mike doesn't like me throwing around numbers, but let's just say your jaw would drop 30,000 times.
20:12What?
20:13That's one.
20:15This is none of my business, but this really the best time to buy something this expensive?
20:22I mean, didn't Mike just have his truck repossessed?
20:26Things finally turned around.
20:28He got a big cash infusion.
20:31You don't say.
20:33Anyway, I know you guys don't have a piano, so if you ever want the girls to take lessons...
20:41Well, thank you.
20:42I gotta go.
20:43Enjoy your peaches.
20:51You owe me $50,000.
20:53What?
20:54For your information, Mike's big cash infusion cost me my ski house.
20:58What are you talking about?
21:00Oh, don't play dumb.
21:01Carlos loaned Mike the 50 grand, and you know it!
21:06Why are you looking like you don't know it?
21:09He told me business picked up.
21:12Well, he lied.
21:13Just like Carlos lied to me about where our money went.
21:15Which you went and spent on a piano!
21:18Oh, no, no, I didn't.
21:19Uh...
21:22I inherited it.
21:24I was trying to make you jealous.
21:27Oh, honey.
21:28Given different circumstances, it sort of worked.
21:34This is unbelievable.
21:36I have the money from the strip club sitting in the bank.
21:40And Mike would rather borrow it from you guys.
21:43I'm about to screech at my husband.
21:47You might want to stand back.
21:49No, no, no, no, no.
21:51I have a better idea.
21:55There you are!
21:56Hey.
21:58Hey, Mr. Scalvo.
21:59How was the flight?
22:00Horrible.
22:01Horrible.
22:02It was delayed.
22:03There was turbulence.
22:04They ran out of food.
22:05And I'm not seeing a plate covered with tin foil here.
22:09There was one, but one of our 50 children must have inhaled it.
22:13Damn it!
22:14Okay, calm down.
22:15Lynette, no.
22:16I'm hungry.
22:17You know, when you were working, I always had food waiting for you.
22:19Oh, that's right.
22:20You were very considerate in your eighth month.
22:22I'm sorry.
22:23I keep forgetting.
22:24You're the only person who's ever been pregnant before.
22:26Relax.
22:27Relax.
22:28Just order a pizza.
22:29And wait an hour.
22:30Forget it.
22:31I'll fend for myself.
22:32Six.
22:33Seven.
22:34Eight.
22:35Hey.
22:36It's okay.
22:37I'm fine.
22:38There's nothing in here.
22:40Come on, Lynette.
22:41You didn't go to the store today?
22:42Sweetie, you might want to take it down a notch.
22:44I have been in three cities in two days.
22:46You'd think you'd find the time to go to the market.
22:50What the hell is he doing?
22:51Eddie, it's okay.
22:53Don't tell him to stick a sock in it.
22:5526, 27.
22:56Okay, you need to kiss me.
22:57Here.
22:58Okay, there.
22:59We're good.
23:00We're good.
23:01He loves me.
23:02I'll talk about it later.
23:16So Eddie attacked our son?
23:18Okay, I'd use attack, but with a small a.
23:20Okay.
23:21That's it.
23:22I want him out.
23:23And that's with a big O.
23:24Look, Eddie is not some exchange student from France.
23:27He comes from an abusive home.
23:29We have to accept.
23:30Some baggage.
23:32So I have to wonder if he's gonna punch me anytime I raise my voice to you?
23:37I am not sending him back to live with that woman, Tom.
23:42How about therapy?
23:43That might help.
23:44Now we're gonna pay for his therapy.
23:46Okay, here's a thought.
23:47How about we all stop yelling at me?
23:49What a concept.
23:50Be nice to Lynette.
23:52Fine.
23:53We'll try the therapy.
23:56All these weeks, Sam has been going on about how his mother was dead,
23:59and the whole time she has been at Hal's Market in a smock, stacking cans.
24:04I guess my instincts about Sam were right, wouldn't you, sir?
24:08What did I say about gloating?
24:10Something.
24:11I wasn't listening.
24:12I was thinking about how right I was.
24:16Okay, I'll stop.
24:17I know you're upset.
24:18I have no idea.
24:19When Sam first showed up, I felt like I got a little piece of Rex back.
24:22It was wonderful.
24:25This has forced me to remember that Rex was a liar, too.
24:37Sorry, am I interrupting something?
24:42Orson, would you please excuse us?
24:44Of course.
24:50Everything alright?
24:51Actually, Sam...
24:52Wait!
24:53Wait!
24:54Still here.
24:58I went back to the supermarket today.
25:04Oh.
25:05I take it you met my mother.
25:10Why did you say she was dead?
25:12She is dead.
25:14To me.
25:15So, you admit that you lied?
25:19Did she tell you I found a letter my father wrote begging her to let me come live with him?
25:24That's hardly an excuse.
25:26I was four.
25:27He said he could give me all the advantages she couldn't.
25:30But she wouldn't let him.
25:32She loved you.
25:33She wanted you by her side.
25:34You should have wanted more from me!
25:36Andrew got bicycles for Christmas and TVs for his birthday.
25:39I had to sit in a trailer and do my homework with mittens on because my mom couldn't afford to pay the heating bill.
25:44If she had loved me, she would have let me live the life that I was entitled to!
25:47I'm going to talk to the Schwartzmans about their bar mitzvah if you want to go over the menu later.
26:07Let me know.
26:08Oh, hey! How'd it go?
26:19Kind of weird, but it was okay.
26:21I think you did very good work today, Eddie.
26:23Now, the restroom is down the hall, second door on the right.
26:26Over here.
26:29So, you said good work. Does that mean it went well?
26:32That means Eddie's got some issues.
26:35And it's going to take time to work through them.
26:38Okay. How much more time? At $130 an hour?
26:42Well, it would go a lot faster if we could get his mother in here, but he seems to think there's no way she'd agree to that.
26:49Really? If you think it'll help, I can get her in here.
26:52That would be great.
26:55Okay, and then... and then everything will be okay. Right?
27:00Let's just get the mother in here.
27:02Barbara! It's Lynette Scavo!
27:07Barbara! It's Lynette Scavo!
27:11Barbara, we need to talk about Eddie!
27:26Barbara, we need to talk about Eddie!
27:40Hey, are you looking for Barbara Olofsky?
27:43Yeah, do you know where she is?
27:45No, nobody's seen her for days. And her car's still there. It's weird.
27:56Hey. There's this crazy rumor going around that you've got something for me.
28:05Just an apology.
28:08Well, as long as it comes with one of your muffins, I may just accept it.
28:13Oh, Andrew.
28:18Orson told me about Sam.
28:20You were right from the start. I never should have trusted him.
28:23Wow. I don't even need the muffin now.
28:28Now that that's settled, what are we going to do about Sam?
28:32That's easy. We get rid of him.
28:34I don't think it's going to be that simple.
28:36Why not?
28:39I saw a side to him last night that I've never seen before.
28:42And to be perfectly honest, I'm afraid of him.
28:48Hi, Suzanne. Thanks for having us over for dinner.
28:53Oh, well, actually dinner was just an excuse. I wanted to show you something.
28:58Oh, my God. You bought a piano?
29:01Yes. And I wanted you to be the first to see it.
29:05Wow. That looks pricey.
29:08$30,000. Plus delivery and tax and a biannual tuning fee.
29:13But Mike's on his way down. Do me a favor. Don't let on that you know how much it cost.
29:18Why not?
29:19He thinks it's ostentatious and he's a little embarrassed.
29:21In fact, he keeps telling everyone that I inherited it from my aunt. So just go with it.
29:26Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
29:28It's okay, honey. I'm going to check on dinner.
29:30We're going to check on dinner.
29:33Dude, we need to talk. A piano?
29:36Oh, God. Don't worry about it. We didn't buy it. Susan inherited it from her dead aunt.
29:42Wow. Without even blinking.
29:45Uh, would anyone mind helping me set the table?
29:47Oh, Carlos will do it.
29:48Oh, great. And Mike, maybe you and Gabby can get the wine.
29:54So, you and Carlos have any big plans for the summer? You taking any trips?
30:02Gabby?
30:03I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
30:08Look, if you need to talk, Susan's in the other room.
30:13I think Carlos is having an affair.
30:16What? Why would you think that?
30:18Because he's been acting really secretive lately.
30:20And I went to talk to our business manager and I discovered $50,000 was missing from our account.
30:25Well, I'm sure there's a good explanation.
30:28Yeah, there is. It's called fancy dresses and hotel rooms for some bimbo.
30:32No, no, no. And I am sure that you've got that all wrong.
30:36Wait a minute. Are you covering for him?
30:39No, I...
30:40Because I stole his cell phone to see who he was talking to and he called your house like a hundred times.
30:45Well, he hasn't been talking to me.
30:46Really? Well, the next time he's not talking to you, you might want to give him the name of your divorce lawyer.
30:51I'm so glad you guys were free tonight. We've been wanting to do this for such a long...
30:58Oh my God!
30:59What's wrong?
31:00My earring? It's missing! Damn it! I just got them today!
31:04Well, I'm sure it's somewhere.
31:05Oh! Here it is!
31:08That would have been three grand out the window.
31:12You bought $3,000 earrings?
31:13Oh, of course not.
31:15Mike did.
31:17He's so generous.
31:18Especially now that we're loaded again.
31:22You know, Carlos, I never noticed before.
31:25You have a really veiny forehead.
31:32Hey, buddy. We've got a bit of a problem.
31:34No kidding.
31:35Wait, you know?
31:36What, did Gabby say something?
31:37No, I heard it all from Susan.
31:39Oh, well, it's not surprising the way those two talk, but luckily it's not true.
31:42Come on, Mike. Let's stop the lies. It is true and we both know it.
31:45It is?
31:46Don't act surprised.
31:47God, this whole thing was a mistake. I never should have written that check.
31:50Dude, you paid for it?
31:52Oh, man.
31:54Dinner is ready.
31:56Susan, everything smells so good. Thanks.
32:01You want some meatballs, Carlos?
32:02I've got two nice big ones for you right here.
32:06Nope. I'm fine.
32:09I saw that.
32:10Saw what?
32:11You, leering at Susan's breasts.
32:15I was looking at the pasta. Susan's breasts just happened to be hovering nearby.
32:18Gabby, leave Carlos alone.
32:21Oh, my God, it's you.
32:24Excuse me?
32:25You're the one Carlos is having an affair with.
32:27What? What?
32:29Makes perfect sense.
32:30That's why there were all those phone calls to this house from his cell phone.
32:33You looked at my cell phone?
32:34Yes, and thank God I did.
32:36Poor!
32:38Shamelessly shoving your meatballs in my husband's face.
32:41There was no shoving. Sometimes they spontaneously heave.
32:43Have you lost your mind? I am not having an affair with Susan. Mike, you believe me, right?
32:49Yeah. I guess. It's just... Why are you calling over here all the time?
32:54I'm not! I always call yourself! Susan, say something!
32:58Forget it, Carlos. We might as well confess.
33:04Confess what?!
33:06You wouldn't take my money when you were in trouble, and...
33:09Well, I've always known that Carlos had a thing for me, so I told him that I would sleep with him if he would loan me money.
33:14You son of a bitch!
33:18Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't touch her.
33:21All I did was help a friend who screwed me over buying diamond earrings and grand pianos.
33:24I told you the piano was a gift from Susan's aunt!
33:27You bought diamond earrings?
33:28Oh, yeah! With the $50,000 that you borrowed from Carlos.
33:34You know?
33:35Yeah!
33:37So you two were just...
33:38Screwing with you! Yes!
33:40So tell me, Mike. Do you feel betrayed? Humiliated?
33:46Good. Because I only did this to show you what it feels like when the person that is supposed to love you the most lies to you.
33:57Well, I just did it because I want to ski, Shelley.
34:03I just keep trying to think what I can say so you'll know how sorry I am.
34:10Well, I do know.
34:13And I'm not looking for another apology.
34:18What I am looking for is your word that you will never freeze me out like this again.
34:25I swear.
34:29Good.
34:30So is this everything?
34:36Yep.
34:38Sure you don't want me to walk you through it?
34:40No, I...
34:42Just want to get a sense of where I stand.
34:45If you have any questions, I'll ask you later.
35:00Why are they putting you in a coma on purpose?
35:15Your brain seems fine. It's not like you think you're Napoleon.
35:19You don't think you're Napoleon, do you?
35:21There was some swelling when they brought me in. Now it's, it's pushing against my skull.
35:28They say this is going to relieve it.
35:33So how long are you going to be out?
35:35A couple of days.
35:37And you know where you're going to be?
35:39With Danny.
35:40Actually, I was thinking about bringing him back.
35:43No way.
35:44It's been three days. Nothing's happened.
35:47I'm starting to think you were wrong.
35:48No. Ange, we're not taking any chances.
35:54You know what? If I got to drive you out of town myself, I'm going to do it.
35:57No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
35:59If we'll keep you from killing yourself, I will go stay with Danny.
36:10You're easy to get along with.
36:11Know that?
36:34Hey, Angie.
36:40You don't seem surprised to see me.
36:45Don't bother running upstairs.
36:48I already found your gun.
36:54Come on.
36:56After all this time, there's got to be something you want to say to me.
37:00Go to hell.
37:04Couldn't you come up with something more original than that?
37:06I guess all this suburban living forces you to think in cliches.
37:13So it was you.
37:15You ran over to Nick.
37:17Would you believe me if I told you it was an accident?
37:22I sent Danny away. You will never find him.
37:25That's okay. We're not that close.
37:28Seeing as how you've stolen from me.
37:30Are you going to kill me?
37:37No.
37:40I need you alive.
37:44You are going to do me a favor.
37:48What kind of favor?
37:49Can we discuss it in the morning?
37:52I've had an exhausting couple of days while we're searching your house for firearms and running down Dudley Douchebag.
38:02So.
38:04Which way to the guest room?
38:06You think I'm going to let you stay here?
38:08How are you going to stop me?
38:09If you call the cops, they'll arrest you and Loverboy.
38:13Aren't you afraid I'll kill you when you sleep?
38:15Angie.
38:17If the last 20 years have taught us anything, it's that you're not comfortable killing people.
38:26And if you decide to run away, just make sure you stop by the hospital and say goodbye to Nick because he won't be around much longer after you've gone.
38:33Patrick, please.
38:35Don't hurt him.
38:36Just do what I tell you, baby.
38:38And I'll let you both live.
38:42Mysterious men.
38:45They make promises they have no intention of keeping.
38:52They tell lies to get what they want.
38:58They may be more dangerous than they seem.
39:01Yes.
39:05Our mothers told us we cannot trust the men we don't know.
39:12And those we do know?
39:14Well, we can't always trust them either.