Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 2 Nutcracker Sweet
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00:00AHHHHH!
00:02AHHHHH!
00:12It's a life!
00:30This is me, and this is Seth Green.
00:42We're married.
00:45Hey, Kool-Aid!
00:50Oh, oh.
00:51Oh, no.
01:00We need Voltron.
01:04Right away.
01:06Voltron force, assemble.
01:08Voltron!
01:23Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.
01:25Heads up, team!
01:32Better form Voltron!
01:35Right!
01:40Pidge, get off!
01:46He's holding a weapon!
01:53Let me see you!
01:58Work it, work it!
01:59I wanna watch you!
02:00Work it, work it!
02:01Back again!
02:02It's the Robe's digger digger!
02:03King-size bling on my king-size trigger finger!
02:06Rollin' with a low and low bribe on the 20's finish!
02:08Chris style sprayin' on my paper, keep the honey's grinning!
02:11We just got served, team!
02:13Voltron!
02:14Represent!
02:15Why are you gonna punt like a punk that Skyman's still?
02:21Two dead bitch!
02:23Stick your ass on the block tryin' to pay those bills!
02:25When I drop this bass!
02:27See, our boys hope we can work like heartbreak things!
02:30I'm gonna bust your face!
02:32Wipin' up your blood with the pennies that I stole from me!
02:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:38Work it out!
02:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:42Work it out!
02:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:47Work it out!
02:48Work it out!
03:19Get on the floor and work it, work it.
03:22Are you ever gonna work it, work it?
03:24Come on, man, just work it out.
03:26Let me see you, work it, work it.
03:28I wanna watch you, work it, work it.
03:31Here's a dollar now, work it, work it.
03:33Come on, man, just work it out.
03:39We're out of moves.
03:41Time for a desperation measure, team.
03:49Serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve.
04:07Hey, who's laughing now, biatch?
04:10Huh?
04:11Huh?
04:11And in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served.
04:18Damn!
04:31This is me.
04:33And this is Stalin.
04:36We're married.
04:38I hope you brought protection.
04:40Oh, yeah, you are so hot.
04:43Get in here.
04:48The mongoose may be small, but he's one of the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
05:10When the mongoose finally spots its target, the strike is precise and deadly.
05:18The president has been shot.
05:27Repeat, the president has been shot.
05:30No animal is immune from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
05:45And he's not immune from the alien.
05:49Oh my gosh.
05:53Oh my gosh.
05:56Look at you.
05:59You're so freaking fat.
06:02some king of the jungle
06:10yes hi i'd like to report a domestic
06:31disturbance but i didn't do anything
06:34officer no he never laid a paw on me i swear you you can't
06:40um single huh
06:47truly the lemming is nature's retard
07:07let's go back to your place do you have any condom who needs condoms
07:22patty cake patty cake baker's man
07:32ow ow a little help
07:35the year is 1966 and walt disney is dead
07:42the beloved cartoonist movie maker and hero to the american family
07:48left specific instructions to be carried out upon his death
07:53okay do it
07:55did he really say this should be done with a chainsaw
08:06never question him
08:08the public would never know what mad experiments took place under the matterhorn that day
08:15did it work
08:23i hunger bring in the first cuban child
08:38as the years went by disney's power would grow
08:45he demanded a disney park be built in florida so he could be closer to his cuban food supply
08:53sir i need your approval on these expansion plans
09:00you didn't see anything you got that god help me
09:07you got that god help me
09:11uh oh
09:25uh oh
09:26oh
09:28oh
09:29oh
09:30oh
09:31oh
09:32oh
09:33oh
09:34oh
09:35oh
09:36oh
09:37the long journey of elian gonzalez has finally come to a close
09:42after being taken by federal agents from his temporary home in miami
09:48little elian has been reunited with his family in cuba
09:54elian
09:55elian
09:56no
09:57no
09:58no
09:59no
10:00no
10:01no
10:02no
10:03oh
10:04oh
10:06oh
10:07oh
10:16oh
10:19oh
10:22oh
10:23oh
10:24oh
10:25even
10:28a
10:29boat
10:30either
10:31I'm going to kill you!
10:32I'm going to kill you!
10:33I'm going to kill you!
11:01Here I am!
11:11Leon?
11:13If it will stop the devastation on my beloved Cuban people, I will sacrifice myself to you!
11:23Die, American beast!
11:31Hooray!
11:34We must always remember the sacrifices made today by the brave Cuban soldiers, whose deaths will not be known outside of Cuba, thanks to the American embargo.
11:50I love doing that!
11:53Trash, trash, not mine.
11:59Garbage, garbage, not mine.
12:01Ooh, I'll take that.
12:02Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
12:06Huh.
12:08I got it!
12:20I got it!
12:21I got it!
12:22Not mine!
12:23I got it!
12:24I got it!
12:25To be!
12:26Ooh!
12:27Ooh!
12:28Ugh!
12:29Uh!
12:30Uh!
12:31Uh!
12:32Huh huh!
12:33Uh!
12:34Uh!
12:35Uh!
12:36Uh!
12:37Uh!
12:38Oh, hey!
12:39Uh!
12:41Oh, hey!
12:43Ow!
12:44Ooh!
12:46Uh!
12:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
12:56Blah!
12:58Oh-ho-ho-ho!
13:01Hey-heh-heh!
13:02Ugh!
13:09Thank you all so much.
13:11Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:15Whoooooooooooh!!
13:33Fuck.
13:37Stupid monkey.