Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 10 Badunkadunk
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00:30Happy birthday, Billy.
00:48My bad.
00:50Emilio.
00:51We now return to the Hollywood spotlight of the incredible Hulk.
00:56We've followed the life of the Hulk as he's grown up with his abusive father, his early career, and awkward emergence into puberty.
01:06It was during his teenage years as a stunt double on the ill-fated primetime pilot Gumbo that he met the man who changed his life, Bill Bixby.
01:17The two were surprised to find that they looked exactly alike.
01:22They decided to make a show together, and CBS agreed.
01:27Look at him walk. Genius!
01:29Ha ha! The Hulk wasn't too bad either.
01:33We had him show up twice each episode to beat up the bad guys.
01:36A punch here, a growl there. He was a millionaire.
01:40The guy's agent was amazing.
01:42Times were finally good for the Hulk.
01:45Flush with green, he fed a sudden appetite for booze, babes, and below.
01:50But these high times wouldn't last for long.
01:55Audiences stopped liking Hulk, even when he was angry.
01:59With the show canceled, the Hulk did what every other failed celebrity did in the mid-1980s.
02:05He whored himself.
02:06Kings thrown in the car, places to eat, things in the hat, kinds of keys, famous actors, kinds of rocks, ways to cook an egg, names from the Bible!
02:14Taking any bit party could, Hulk's acting career plummeted, and eventually he sold his name to Hulk Hogan, real name Chesterfield Evan Purple.
02:24Sad news from the entertainment world today.
02:27The father of the Incredible Hulk lost his long battle with gamma radiation poisoning at the age of 74.
02:33The one-time successful TV star has gone into seclusion to mourn his loss in private.
02:38The Hulk's career appeared to be over.
02:43Years later, hope would come from China.
02:46Ang Lee, a relatively unknown Chinaman filmmaker, would surprise the world with his opus, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
02:55The Hulk was living off his meager residuals when Lee sought him out, and he recognized the director as a natural choice to tell his complex tale of anger and destruction.
03:07Hulk movie, very clear to me.
03:09Comic book meet slow, beautiful haiku.
03:13Pretty bird, oh, pretty bird, how Hulk sings so high.
03:19Sounds fascinating.
03:20It surely will not be huge flop that ruin my career.
03:27Surely.
03:29For one last time, the Hulk was back in the spotlight, adored and admired.
03:36Hollywood was green with envy for the success coming his way.
03:41But Hollywood loves you for only so long.
03:44It stinks.
03:45Audiences agree that Ang Lee's motion picture is one gamma strength bomb.
03:51Is this the end of the Hulk's career?
03:53This entertainment reporter says yes.
03:56Hollywood make Hulk sad.
03:59Hulk spent time in Asia to find himself, met Super Lee, and now finally turned to be happy.
04:06Oh yeah, don't go.
04:07Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:12Soon after returning to America, Hulk accepted Jesus Christ and now counsels inner city children with anger management troubles.
04:21Hulk lived day by day, not angry anymore.
04:25Is Hulk happy?
04:28Hulk didn't know.
04:32Who's next now?
04:33Oh gosh, Bobby Fevers smiled at me during the homeroom.
04:41Do you think you'll ask me to do the dance?
04:44Sure, if he's into girls with fat thighs.
04:51I always pay my taxes.
04:56I have no idea where Geppetto is buried.
04:59I have no idea where Geppetto is buried.
05:03Bill?
05:07Bill, I'm home.
05:10Bill, are you here?
05:13Chelsea?
05:15Honey?
05:18There you are.
05:19Oh, welcome home there, Snuggle Bunny.
05:22I was just reading the paper.
05:23You wouldn't believe the day I had today.
05:27What was that ride there?
05:29I was in meetings all day.
05:32Oh.
05:34Bill!
05:36Oh!
05:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:40You can't catch me now.
05:40I'll be fast for you.
05:41I was in a running back dimension.
05:43Woo-hoo!
05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:48Uh-oh.
05:49Oh!
05:55Leon!
05:58Sabrina, my food is on the top shelf and I can't reach it.
06:02I'm really hungry. Will you get me some food?
06:07Uh...
06:08No.
06:12Oh, baby! Oh, come on! I was just sitting...
06:14Oh, no, no, not my golf clubs! Oh, come on!
06:17Oh, that's my suit! Oh, hey, that TV's mine!
06:21Oh, baby! I was just sitting on her egg because...
06:25Oh, hey, don't throw that! Oh, come on, honey!
06:28How old are you, little girl?
06:30Thirteen.
06:31Perfect.
06:41Good evening.
06:42Eternia's first same-sex marriage took place earlier today in clear defiance of federal law.
06:49One-time outlaw TooBad has entered into holy matrimony with himself.
06:54But first, our top story.
06:56The scandal involving Captain of the Royal Guard Teela and local nightclub owner Beastman continues to unfold.
07:03A raunchy sex romp between the pair was captured on video and made public earlier this week.
07:09Yeah!
07:10Yeah!
07:11Yes!
07:12Great!
07:13Awesome!
07:14All right.
07:15Woo!
07:16You're the best!
07:17Awesome!
07:18How are you doing?
07:19Ah!
07:20Ah!
07:21Ah!
07:22Hello?
07:23Yeah, I'm totally interested in changing my long-distance service provider.
07:26Teela's father, Man-at-Arms, made his first official statement earlier today.
07:32Our family has been devastated by the release of this sordid videotape.
07:37Teela is a respectable young woman who would never degrade herself in this manner.
07:43Ah-ha-ha!
07:44And I'm happy and fine!
07:45Woo!
07:54Awesome!
07:55We plan to file charges against Beastman immediately.
08:00But how will this affect the May Sweep's performance of Teela's new reality program?
08:05Country folk are morons.
08:07And this is how quantum chromodynamics theorizes how quarks interact by exchanging particles on a subatomic level.
08:16You're f***ing stupid!
08:18Prince Adam of the Royal Family also expressed his concerns.
08:23I was outraged by what I saw in that video.
08:26Teela kept hogging the camera!
08:28I could barely see Beastman at all!
08:31I mean...
08:32In a related story, a new sex tape featuring court magician Orko has surfaced.
08:38The dog's owners have so far declined comment.
08:42a new sex tape.
08:42Oh!
08:43A witch!
08:44A witch!
08:48A witch!
08:49A witch!
08:52A witch!
08:53A witch!
08:54Look, it's a witch!
08:55Ooh, a witch.
08:59Happy fucking Halloween.
09:01Oh!
09:05A huge crowd of Michael Jackson fans has formed outside the Santa Barbara courthouse
09:10just to get a glimpse of their embattled idol.
09:13The King of Pop is due here any minute.
09:16Wait, wait a second.
09:17I've just heard, yes, yes, he's here.
09:20Michael Jackson is here.
09:22Hi, everybody.
09:23It's me, Michael Jackson.
09:26Hooray!
09:27Hi!
09:29Whee!
09:30I love you!
09:32Here we go.
09:33Look at me.
09:38So fun.
09:40We're going to be good friends.
09:42Oh, thanks for coming, everybody.
09:44Yay!
09:45Whee!
09:46I love you all.
09:48We'll get through this together.
09:50We can beat the evil with love.
09:53I love you.
09:59Ah!
09:59Ah!
10:02Ah!
10:03Ah!
10:03It's...
10:15It's...
10:16Michael Jackson?
10:18Ah!
10:19No, no, that's not Michael Jackson.
10:22I'm Michael Jackson.
10:23Really, look at my driver's license.
10:26Really, say Michael Jackson.
10:28Hey, I am Michael Jackson.
10:30The real Michael Jackson.
10:32I was kidnapped by aliens over 15 years ago.
10:36My name...
10:38The concert accident gave them an opportunity they couldn't pass up.
10:44I was taken away to another planet.
10:46While a fake was left in my place.
10:50All is a part of a plan to take over the world.
10:56Uh...
10:57That doesn't seem to make much sense.
10:59Those are lies.
11:00All lies.
11:02Stop lying.
11:02My baby!
11:03My baby!
11:07Now you've gone too far.
11:10My...
11:10Prepare to die!
11:15kilograms, legs, legs, others.
11:18Don't, you took away.
11:20Chance, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs...
11:23Oh my god, he's got a gun!
11:49But which one is the real Michael Jackson?
11:52To be safe.
11:53You must shoot us both.
11:55Oh, that must be the real one.
12:03I guess that's an acquittal.
12:09Damn it, damn it, damn it!
12:12Years of planning ruined!
12:14How are we gonna take over the world with the white Michael Jackson anyway?
12:18Damn it, damn it, damn it!
12:20Wow.
12:24Oh cool.
12:26God.
12:28Nah.
12:28Wow!
12:30Woo!
12:33Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk.
12:37Fuck.
12:41Stupid monkey.