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00:00:00The peasant has just got a promotion.
00:00:02I've always fencing myself as a butler.
00:00:04I'm not sure I share your fantasy.
00:00:06To the Man of Bourne, 7.30 tonight on 10.
00:00:08Give me ten, ten, ten.
00:00:17Give me ten.
00:00:20This program proudly brought to you by Kellogg's Coco Pops
00:00:24and Peter's Billabong.
00:01:00Good morning.
00:01:01This particular Cheezoid here has written to us
00:01:04and asked us why we called the show Cheese TV
00:01:06and why we call you guys Cheezoids.
00:01:09Well, this all goes back to, you know, before Cheese was born.
00:01:15The summer of 1995.
00:01:16Anyway, we were sitting at Ryan's.
00:01:18I mean, we discussed a few things.
00:01:19I mean, the Gat and Lapper now wouldn't really work, would it?
00:01:22No.
00:01:23No, not at all.
00:01:23So, well, we were sitting down, you know, discussing ideas,
00:01:27studio this and studio that,
00:01:29and then Ryan's mum came out with the...
00:01:31With the Cheese and Bickies.
00:01:32And anyway, I was just writing down.
00:01:34I just, my mind got distracted from my homework.
00:01:36I just went Cheese and I spelt it wrong.
00:01:39And there was a Z in there.
00:01:40And then, like, Cheezoids are you, Cheezoids, and...
00:01:43He's Garfield.
00:01:45Oh.
00:01:47Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
00:01:50Oh, I'll put in some of this, and all of this,
00:02:11and a few more slices of this, and lots of this, and more of this,
00:02:14and I don't even know what this is, but it's in, and this...
00:02:17There it is.
00:02:19The perfect sandwich.
00:02:21And I have to eat it.
00:02:24Garfield, Nermal is here.
00:02:27Lost my appetite.
00:02:30I'm gonna control myself.
00:02:32What's wrong, Garfield?
00:02:33Aren't you happy to see the world's cutest kitty cat?
00:02:38I know.
00:02:39You can't believe how much more adorable I've gotten since my last visit.
00:02:45Oh, and I've learned a new trip.
00:02:48See?
00:02:49I lie on my back and look like I want my tummy rubbed.
00:02:53Ah, that's it.
00:02:56Garfield, where are we going?
00:02:58Garfield?
00:02:59Garfield?
00:03:03Garfield, I don't like it in here.
00:03:05Garfield!
00:03:05Garfield, I can do it in here.
00:03:14Garfield, I can do it in here.
00:03:15Garfield, please bend and fold.
00:03:16It must be that cute kitten again.
00:03:18I'll get it.
00:03:19Garfield, is that package for...
00:03:21Garfield!
00:03:21Garfield!
00:03:23package back I know I should have put stamps on it I don't care what you do I
00:03:34don't I steak I usually prefer medium-rare but it'll do where'd you get
00:03:51the steak normal the mailman gave it to me because I'm so adorable you mean people
00:03:59just give you things for being cute sure don't they give you things when you're as
00:04:11cute as I am people just want to give you things watch this is ridiculous people
00:04:19aren't gonna why look at that adorable cute kitty cat here's a seven-course gourmet dinner for you
00:04:27cute kitty cat here I'll show it to you again look at that incredible cute kitty cat here's a $50
00:04:39savings bond incredibly cute kitty cat I don't believe it once I got a match set of luggage
00:04:46a trip to Rio and the clockman diamond well if you can do it I can do it one side watch this
00:04:54I am not giving up I'm sitting right here until someone stops and gives me something
00:05:07hey are you sure your count is accurate that's not counting the tour bus of animal lovers that
00:05:19sped up when they saw you I am going to get someone to stop and give me something if it's the last
00:05:25thing you ever do see see he stopped here throw this away would you that poor cat he looks so so
00:05:35uncute that's a cat could have fooled me okay so I'm not cute enough to get free stuff but I'm not
00:05:43missing out on the goodies where are we going Garfield where are you taking me you'll see
00:05:50who could that be
00:05:54well what have we here my name is normal I am a cute kitten I eat lasagna manicotti rigatoni linguine so on so
00:06:10and so and so well normal since you're so cute I'll take you in and feed you no no don't take him
00:06:18in give him the food so I can take it from him here I have more manicotti than I can finish by myself
00:06:29mmm that was delicious don't rub it in he took me inside what can I do at the next house get the food and bring it out for me
00:06:47over there Thai cooking
00:06:52I eat pad thai noodles ginger shrimp pork chow mein with crispy noodles please give me lots of all this stuff to go
00:07:07no you don't have to take it out cute kitty I feed you inside
00:07:11don't people know what it means to eat out anymore
00:07:16she better not be giving him those little dumplings with the stripes on them
00:07:21you are those little dumplings with the stripes on them
00:07:25it's not my fault they won't give me the food to give to you
00:07:31it was real good by the way
00:07:33shut up
00:07:34okay I have a plan this time to make sure that I get the eats instead of you
00:07:39barbecued ribs that way
00:07:42who left this here
00:07:48I'm a cute kitten don't waste time
00:07:52take me in and give me ribs
00:07:54well okay
00:07:55you are a very cute kitten
00:07:58probably the cutest kitten I've ever seen
00:08:01I'll take care of you
00:08:03okay
00:08:04that's not very nice Garfield
00:08:07when ribs are involved I'm not very nice
00:08:10give me the bonnet
00:08:11now scram
00:08:13we have a visitor for dinner Madison
00:08:16a cute kitten
00:08:17what a terrific idea
00:08:19I finally found a use for normal
00:08:22yeah you are a cute kitten
00:08:27there's only one thing to do with cute kittens
00:08:31mail them to Abu Dhabi
00:08:33you can't
00:08:36stop
00:08:37I'm not cute
00:08:38I'm really not cute
00:08:40I'm as not cute as they come
00:08:43and besides
00:08:45this is my idea
00:08:47to normal cat
00:08:53having a miserable time
00:08:55wish you were here
00:08:56you know the worst part of this
00:08:58it isn't that I'm 7,000 miles from home
00:09:01it isn't that there's no decent Italian restaurant in all of Abu Dhabi
00:09:06it's that the whole place is full of cute kittens people have mailed you
00:09:11be
00:09:16it's for the Brady Bible
00:09:18prompt
00:09:18hardworking
00:09:19and loyal
00:09:20is for retro wannabes
00:09:23movie bell-bottled pants
00:09:25is for animal attraction
00:09:27that ought to turn them on
00:09:29it always works
00:09:30is for daggy dancing
00:09:32look at that
00:09:33why
00:09:35because we like them
00:09:37how could you be so stupid
00:09:38Brady
00:09:39that's a fabulous Brady Bunch
00:09:40for Half Oka Roo
00:09:41the hour weekdays
00:09:42here on 10
00:09:43oh my god they're good
00:09:44we were watching Dr. Frankenstein
00:09:47this creature had awoken
00:09:48he was looking for some chocolate
00:09:50just as the storm had broken
00:09:51Coco Pop Pop Pop
00:09:53I'm hungry
00:09:54I need feeding
00:09:55I need my breakfast fast
00:09:56if I don't get some chocolate
00:09:57this boy has breathed his last
00:09:59I hit the Chuck Alert
00:10:00Kellogg's Coco Pops rained down
00:10:02we watched the room turn chocolate
00:10:03and the milk to chocolate brown
00:10:05Kellogg's Coco Pops
00:10:06popped rice
00:10:06natural cocoa
00:10:07five vitamins and iron
00:10:09they're part of your complete breakfast
00:10:10just like a chocolate milkshake
00:10:13only crunchy
00:10:14Australia's sprint car supermen
00:10:17are back from the USA
00:10:18to make hail to clay
00:10:20catch them this Saturday night
00:10:21at Parramatta Raceway
00:10:22don't miss the greatest spectacle
00:10:24in motorsport
00:10:24sprint cars in flight
00:10:26this Saturday night
00:10:27at Parramatta Raceway
00:10:28be there
00:10:29rev up your Christmas win
00:10:33rev up your Christmas and win a Toyota rev4
00:10:44just look for this CD display
00:10:48Australia's number one smash hit
00:10:50real McCoy
00:10:52the genuine article
00:10:54rev up your Christmas and win a Toyota rev4
00:10:57just look for this CD display
00:10:59get lucky in the game of life
00:11:03the game of life is better than ever
00:11:05go to school
00:11:06get a job that's cool
00:11:07and the person with the best life wins
00:11:09get lucky in the game of life
00:11:11I'm a millionaire
00:11:12the game of life from Hilton Bradley
00:11:14you all know Clean Up Australia Day
00:11:35well now we can do more
00:11:36if you see an environmental or pollution problem
00:11:39call Clean Up Australia 2001
00:11:41and together we can fix up Australia
00:11:43may 8th 1932
00:11:54we have been working on the new mine
00:11:57for nearly six weeks now
00:11:58and there seems to be no end to the vein
00:12:01I continually remind myself
00:12:04what a lucky find this was
00:12:06and how it should keep us well supplied
00:12:08for years to come
00:12:09hey what you reading Lawson
00:12:11oh it's my grandfather's diary
00:12:13I found it here with all his belongings
00:12:15does he say anything in there about my grandfather
00:12:18well let me see
00:12:19oh here
00:12:21the only problem I have
00:12:23is that my colleague
00:12:24William Duck
00:12:25is terrified nearly every hour
00:12:28help
00:12:28help oh help
00:12:29it is a monster
00:12:30it is a terrible ugly hairy monster
00:12:33a monster such as you have never seen
00:12:36help save me from the monster
00:12:38save that is not a monster
00:12:40that is a mouse
00:12:41well it is a rather large mouse
00:12:44yep that's my grandpa all right
00:12:46maybe we should all go see if we can locate the mine up in the hills
00:12:50all
00:12:51all as in including Roy
00:12:55oh not I said the little red rooster
00:12:57but Roy mining is hard work and if you think I'm gonna get calluses on my feathers you've got another thing coming
00:13:03what kind of mine is it Orson
00:13:05well let me see
00:13:07imagine my surprise at discovering the world's only chocolate mine
00:13:11chocolate mine? chocolate mine? chocolate mine?
00:13:13that's what it says chocolate mine
00:13:15too bad Roy doesn't want to go with us
00:13:18let's go let's go non-stop to the chocolate mine
00:13:25now according to this the mine is up this way
00:13:28boy it's hot
00:13:29chocolate mine
00:13:31we're gonna find a chocolate mine
00:13:33Roy chocolate doesn't come from mines
00:13:36chocolate is made out of cocoa beans and sugar and milk and all
00:13:40go on be logical
00:13:42stomp on a young rooster's lifelong dream
00:13:45why I feel just like my grandfather
00:13:47you feel like a bold intrepid miner
00:13:49no I feel like I passed away about 30 years ago
00:13:53hey how come our brother's climbing a mountain?
00:13:57something doesn't smell right
00:13:59try bathing once in a while
00:14:01I bathe every Halloween whether I needs it or not
00:14:04come on you guys
00:14:06we gotta find out what our brother's up to
00:14:09you smell like a pig
00:14:10I am a pig
00:14:11oh maybe that's why you smell like one
00:14:13I cannot climb another inch
00:14:17I can't wait till we find the chocolate
00:14:21Roy where is your knapsack?
00:14:23I put it in yours
00:14:25no point in both of us lugging these things up here
00:14:27oh yes?
00:14:29guys come here
00:14:31according to my grandfather's diary
00:14:33his mind should be right here
00:14:35behind these bushes
00:14:37come on
00:14:39I'll wait out here
00:14:43hey there's an old shovel
00:14:45somebody was digging in here
00:14:47they can't wait
00:14:48well you may have to
00:14:49it's a dead end
00:14:51wait
00:14:53you smell that?
00:14:55you know what that smell is?
00:14:57it smells like hot cocoa
00:15:01it's chocolate
00:15:05one side laughing boy
00:15:07I've found the mother lode
00:15:09stand back and you won't get hurt
00:15:11there can't be chocolate in this mine
00:15:13can there?
00:15:15let me see what grandpa has to say about it
00:15:17here it is
00:15:18June 9th 1932
00:15:20I still do not understand the existence of the chocolate in these mountains
00:15:24so I have engaged a chemist from a local village to advise us
00:15:29hmmm
00:15:30it does appear to be chocolate alright
00:15:32but I thought chocolate was made in a candy kitchen
00:15:35very astute
00:15:36it is
00:15:37however I have formulated a theory as to why the impossible has happened here
00:15:40would you take a gander up there please?
00:15:42someone years ago planted cacao trees atop this mountain
00:15:45trees ordinarily found in Africa and middle America
00:15:48that is the tree from which comes the cocoa bean
00:15:51from which they make chocolate
00:15:54precisely
00:15:55now this is just a theory on my part
00:15:57but supposing some fluke of nature occurred up there
00:16:00say they were struck by lightning
00:16:01perhaps electrically charged cocoa was released into the ground
00:16:05to combine with plants producing simple sugar
00:16:07you think perhaps a one in a million chance
00:16:10well it is just a theory
00:16:11but the chocolate appears to be fine
00:16:13and quite tasty on my dad
00:16:15go ahead and mine it
00:16:16go ahead and mine it
00:16:17only you must stop and seal up the mine
00:16:18before July 1st because
00:16:20Orson! I found it!
00:16:22I found it!
00:16:24I've struck fudge!
00:16:26Eureka!
00:16:27and I-reka!
00:16:28we all-reka!
00:16:32mmmm
00:16:33that is chocolate
00:16:34it's good chocolate too
00:16:36the whole mountain is full of it
00:16:39and it's all ours for the mining
00:16:41I'm not going in that cave
00:16:44caves are full of bears
00:16:45and spiders
00:16:46and pumas
00:16:47and things with hair on them
00:16:48I had best keep a lookout for vultures
00:16:51and buzzards
00:16:52and low flying computer flights
00:16:56let's see
00:16:57gee!
00:16:58all I can see is a pair of ugly
00:17:00bloodshot
00:17:01beady eyes
00:17:03well that's funny
00:17:05I see the same thing
00:17:06I say
00:17:07I say
00:17:08I say
00:17:09I say
00:17:10I say
00:17:11I say
00:17:12I say
00:17:13I say
00:17:14I say
00:17:15bye
00:17:16chocolate
00:17:17lovely chocolate
00:17:18give me a hand with this Roy
00:17:20tons of chocolate
00:17:22a whole mountain
00:17:24that's bad for your teeth
00:17:26now don't get too excited Roy
00:17:28something could still go wrong
00:17:29what could go wrong?
00:17:31how about them showing up?
00:17:34no
00:17:36that could be a problem, yes
00:17:38let's see what kind of mine
00:17:40our brother's been digging
00:17:42is it gold?
00:17:44jewels?
00:17:45better than that
00:17:51it's chocolate
00:17:53oh
00:17:55my precious chocolate
00:17:58guys
00:17:59if it's not too much trouble
00:18:01could I have that book that's in there?
00:18:03you wanna read at a time like this?
00:18:09I wanna find out why our ancestors said the mine had to be sealed up
00:18:13give me more chocolate
00:18:15we've eaten it all
00:18:16let's go dig more in the mine
00:18:22here it is
00:18:23you must stop and seal up the mine before July 1st
00:18:25because
00:18:26the hot July sun causes the chocolate to melt
00:18:30melt?
00:18:31what's today's date?
00:18:32July 1st
00:18:34we gotta get out of here Orson
00:18:46I have something important to do
00:18:48I have to find a whipped cream mine so I can make the world's biggest hot fudge sundae
00:18:52yee-hoo!
00:19:00meet Claudia Selinger
00:19:01I'm in the 5th grade
00:19:02she's a little kid
00:19:03one second be my bedroom and the other will be my living room
00:19:05growing up in a big world
00:19:07are we in trouble?
00:19:08without parents
00:19:09I'm scared
00:19:10get to know her
00:19:11on Party of 5
00:19:12coming soon to 10
00:19:13hey!
00:19:14how you doing?
00:19:15you wanna hear something way cool?
00:19:17yeah
00:19:18I was skating down the road
00:19:19the other day
00:19:20and it's real bad dude
00:19:21what comes my way
00:19:22so I turned into a puddle
00:19:24boy was he in trouble
00:19:26and the shopkeeper said
00:19:28take your pick
00:19:30wrap your laughing gear round a billabong stick
00:19:32billabong bill
00:19:33billabong bill
00:19:34billabong bill
00:19:35can I have a Happy Meal please?
00:19:55it's the Rip Racer Happy Meal
00:19:57with Ronald McDonald
00:19:58Birdie
00:19:59Grimace
00:20:00and Hamburglar
00:20:01get one with your Rip Racer Happy Meal
00:20:05that's a cheeseburger
00:20:07small fries
00:20:08and a small goat
00:20:09all for $2.95
00:20:10so get happy with a Happy Meal
00:20:15our teacher Mr. Bird
00:20:17Bird Ray
00:20:18thinks we eat sultana brand because we're into
00:20:20the natural benefit of fibre rich wheat brand
00:20:23not very easy
00:20:24like try to choose multi-flakes
00:20:26vitamins B1, B2 and niacin
00:20:28the lush sultanas
00:20:29no spirit falls the same
00:20:31Kellogg's sultana brand is a valuable
00:20:33I am your complete breakfast children
00:20:39oh they will be upset
00:20:41there goes their walk
00:20:42Jockey
00:20:43ons
00:21:00johns home
00:21:01what time did he go out on his date?
00:21:04eight o'clock, right
00:21:058 o'clock, right. And what time is it now?
00:21:098.45. Yeah, that's about right.
00:21:14Hi, guys.
00:21:15Things just didn't work out with Abigail.
00:21:18Things just didn't work out with Abigail.
00:21:20What a surprise.
00:21:21If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room for the rest of my life.
00:21:25Are you having trouble finding the perfect date?
00:21:28Are you a miserable failure when it comes to finding a mate?
00:21:32John, talking about you.
00:21:34Then come be a contestant on Dream Date
00:21:36and let our romantic computer find you a great date or mate while you wait.
00:21:43I could go on that TV show and they'd find me my ideal woman.
00:21:47Just call the number on your screen for an appointment.
00:21:50I'm calling. I'm calling.
00:21:54Mr. Arbuckle, have you filled out your application?
00:21:58Yes, I have them here, but I'm afraid I wrote in the space for office use only.
00:22:04See, I'm a little, I'm a little narrow.
00:22:05Oh, gee.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:07Calm down, Chief.
00:22:08Look, I know the ratings have been down lately, but I have a great idea.
00:22:12Leave it to me.
00:22:14Now we just need to find the guy.
00:22:17There must be some guy out there who's, uh...
00:22:19Here's your pen back.
00:22:21Oh, wait. That's my pen.
00:22:22Or is it your pen?
00:22:23I think we found the guy.
00:22:28Welcome to Dream Date,
00:22:31the show that matches hopeless losers with people who deserve better.
00:22:36And now, here's the host of Dream Date, Skip Yenza.
00:22:42Thank you. Thank you.
00:22:44And welcome to Dream Date.
00:22:46Could we have our first pathetic failure, Bob?
00:22:48He's an unemployed cartoonist who enjoys throwing away shirt cardboards and watching Milk Curdle.
00:22:55Say hello to John Arbuckle.
00:22:59Arbuckle. John Arbuckle.
00:23:01Well, John, welcome to Dream Date.
00:23:06You're hoping to find the woman of your dreams, aren't you?
00:23:09Well, I was hoping...
00:23:10Of course you are.
00:23:11We've put every known fact about you on this card.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:16And now, the computer will find your perfect woman.
00:23:20Watch the 786 Romance-O-Matic do its thing.
00:23:23The Romance-O-Matic is hard at work studying the profiles of 72,000 eligible bachelorettes.
00:23:42And here we are.
00:23:44The computer has selected as your Dream Date...
00:23:47Bet you she weighs 300 pounds and has bolts in her neck.
00:23:50Ursula Fenstermacher.
00:23:59She's...
00:23:59She's human.
00:24:02We're going to send the two of you out on a Dream Date tonight
00:24:05and want you to come back here tomorrow night and tell us how it went.
00:24:09We will.
00:24:10How about that, folks?
00:24:12Why, it wouldn't even surprise me if, by tomorrow night,
00:24:15he was asking her to marry him.
00:24:17Mary, John's just dumb enough to do it.
00:24:22They gave us tickets to a fancy restaurant.
00:24:25Oh, just being with you is enough for me, Johnny.
00:24:31Stop that car!
00:24:33Too late.
00:24:34I hope he uses his brains.
00:24:36Like there's a chance of that happening.
00:24:38You worried about your friend, Kitty?
00:24:40Well, you should be.
00:24:43He's being set up for a trick.
00:24:45A nasty, rotten trick.
00:24:47She's going to get him to propose marriage on the show
00:24:49and then she can dump him in front of everyone.
00:24:52My boss thinks it'll be a real ratings grabber.
00:24:56Seeing a guy's heart broken on national TV.
00:24:59Now, this is where they're going tonight.
00:25:01I was going to go there and try to warn him, but...
00:25:03Come on, Odie.
00:25:04Oh, let's see.
00:25:07All these words in French.
00:25:09Would monsieur like me to translate?
00:25:12Oh, no, no, not necessary.
00:25:14We'll have the Alphonse Doré.
00:25:17Monsieur has just ordered the name of our chef.
00:25:22I will just bring you two cheeseburgers.
00:25:25No, wait.
00:25:27Cheeseburgers are just fine, Johnny.
00:25:29Everything's fine about you.
00:25:31Oh, gosh, I...
00:25:32No one's looking.
00:25:34How about giving me a little kiss?
00:25:37Yeah, sure.
00:25:41Ursula, you need a shave?
00:25:44Garfield?
00:25:46Hey, I know I'm adorable, but...
00:25:48That's my cat.
00:25:49I'm sorry, Ursula.
00:25:50He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:25:52Oh, it's all right, Johnny.
00:25:55Here, try some of this escargot.
00:25:58Snails!
00:25:59There's snails on your plate.
00:26:01I'll get them.
00:26:02Boy, you'd think in a nice place like this.
00:26:05You're leaving.
00:26:08This is for your own good.
00:26:12Oh, no!
00:26:14Dessert tray coming.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Lemon moose.
00:26:24And here's the host of Dream Date, Skip Yenta!
00:26:29Thank you, thank you.
00:26:32Well, on yesterday's show, you saw said cartoonist John Arbinkle out with his ideal woman.
00:26:38And, uh...
00:26:38Let me out there!
00:26:40Well, here's the happy couple now.
00:26:43Happy?
00:26:44Ha!
00:26:44I never had a worse night of my life, thanks to you.
00:26:47Well, don't you two want to get married?
00:26:49Oh, well, I...
00:26:50To this jerk and his cat?
00:26:53It's all rigged.
00:26:54I was supposed to get this guy to fall for me, then dump him on live television.
00:26:57Ursula, calm down.
00:26:58I won't calm down after what I've been through.
00:27:00This show is fixed!
00:27:01The whole thing!
00:27:02I mean, it's rigged!
00:27:03We're experiencing difficulties.
00:27:05We will return to Dream Date in a moment.
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:10I should have known a woman liking me.
00:27:13It had to be phony.
00:27:14I should listen to you, Garfield, you know?
00:27:16If you ever happen to see a woman who does like me, let me know.
00:27:20Give me one of these.
00:27:21You got it.
00:27:22Um, Mr. Arbuckle?
00:27:25Yeah?
00:27:25Well, I thought that was a really rotten trick they tried to play on a nice guy like you.
00:27:31Thanks.
00:27:32Well, let's go, guys.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:40Well, thank you.
00:27:42Say, would you like to get a pizza, Miss...
00:27:44Judy, I work here.
00:27:46That is, I used to work here.
00:27:50Oh?
00:27:52New rule of the show, pup.
00:27:53Every nine weeks, we do a happy ending.
00:27:56Come on, let's go steal their pizza.
00:27:58Wah!
00:27:59Cheese TV!
00:28:03Hold your ears!
00:28:06Check it out!
00:28:10No time!
00:28:14Check it out!
00:28:16It looks so good!
00:28:21Check it out!
00:28:22Check it out!
00:28:25I'm done!
00:28:28It is so good!
00:28:30Yeah!
00:28:34We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
00:28:35His creature had awoken.
00:28:37He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
00:28:40Coca-pop-pop-pop.
00:28:41I'm hungry, I need feeding.
00:28:43I need my breakfast fast.
00:28:44If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
00:28:47I hit the choc-alert.
00:28:48Kellogg's Coca-Pops rang down.
00:28:50We watched the room turn chocolate and the milk to chocolate brown.
00:28:53Kellogg's Coco-Pops.
00:28:54Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins and iron.
00:28:57They're part of your complete breakfast.
00:28:59Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
00:29:02From the start, she's been unforgettable.
00:29:07Now, Madonna gives us something to remember.
00:29:10I'll remember
00:29:12That I'm breathing for you
00:29:16Something to Remember
00:29:18Also features three new songs
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00:30:02Cheese TV
00:30:04Cheese TV
00:30:05Now, Cheezo, it's the time of anticipation to see
00:30:07If ten of your favourite friends are going sweet you
00:30:09Two times on to lose your friends
00:30:10To lose your friends
00:30:11To lose your friends
00:30:12To lose your friends
00:30:13To lose your friends
00:30:14Now, Cheezo, it's the time of anticipation to see
00:30:18If ten of your favourite friends are going sweet you
00:30:19Two times on to lose it
00:30:20To go crazy on all the games that live there
00:30:21Now, Cheezo, it's the time of anticipation to see if ten of your favourite friends are going sweet you
00:30:23Two times on to lose it
00:30:25To go crazy on all the games that live there
00:30:26Now, Cheezo, it's the time of anticipation to see if ten of your favourite friends are going sweet you
00:30:34Two times on to lose it
00:30:36To go crazy on all the games that live there
00:30:39But if you see if you've won right
00:30:41Now
00:30:42Go
00:30:43Alexander
00:30:44Hey, buddy, you're off the time zone, mate
00:30:46Yeah, we're all off the time zone with ten of your friends
00:30:48That's right
00:30:49Oh, oh, my God, oh, look at all this cake a bit
00:30:51Oh, this cake a bit
00:30:53Oh, hearty, hearty
00:30:55Oh, my God
00:30:56You're a good way
00:30:57Oh, well, congratulations if you won
00:30:59Yeah
00:31:00And I'll see your time zone
00:31:01Nah, just keep them
00:31:02Actually, yeah
00:31:03Good stuff, though
00:31:04Congratulations if you're a winner
00:31:05Naturally, yeah
00:31:06I've never seen any Cheezo stuck to the TV
00:31:10Right, get off there, matey
00:31:12Well, just before we go to Cobbs
00:31:14I'd like to say a big happy birthday to Shami Myers
00:31:17Here's Runcorn in Brisbane
00:31:19Who's 12 today
00:31:20Have a great day
00:31:21Yeah
00:31:22And right now we're going to
00:31:23Cops
00:31:24Why did I do that? I don't know
00:31:25Cops
00:31:26Central organisation of police specialists
00:31:30Fighting crime
00:31:32In a future time
00:31:34Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks
00:31:38It's dangerous
00:31:39It's a great day
00:31:40In a future time
00:31:41SPEAKER
00:31:42In a future time
00:31:43In a future time
00:31:44Good times
00:31:45Kop
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:36It's crime fighting time.
00:32:42The case of the big bad boxoids.
00:32:48Cops file.
00:32:50One-six-zero-two-zero.
00:32:52In Empire City, human glove boxers have been replaced with machines called boxoids.
00:32:58It's a great way to preserve the sport and yet keep people from getting hurt.
00:33:02That is, until the big boss punched up a few ideas of his own.
00:33:08Here's how the caper came down.
00:33:12Hey, what happened?
00:33:16Oh no, I've been robbed.
00:33:22Somebody's stolen my tree-best boxoids.
00:33:35Hey, Berserko.
00:33:36Couldn't we heist something a little lighter for a change?
00:33:40Next time take a vitamin pill, Turbo.
00:33:45Uncle Big Boss wants these boxoids and we're gonna deliver them.
00:33:50Hey, watch what you're doing.
00:33:56We're lying down on the job.
00:33:58We gotta scram before the cops show up.
00:34:02Too late, Berserko.
00:34:03Here comes a black and white.
00:34:07He's blocked us in.
00:34:09What now?
00:34:10I got an idea.
00:34:11Let's get into these boxoids suits and take them for a little death drive.
00:34:29How do you work these tricky things?
00:34:33The hand controls work the arms.
00:34:35Like this.
00:34:36Hey, I thought we were buddies.
00:34:44Sorry.
00:34:45I mean, but the hand looks like...
00:34:47Whoa, I'm dizzy.
00:34:50I can't step up.
00:34:53Nice job, Iron Bottom.
00:34:56You just cleared our escape route.
00:34:58I see.
00:34:59Thanks for the report, officer.
00:35:00We're on our way.
00:35:06Hi, everyone.
00:35:12Join Denny Hines.
00:35:13And Rick Price for the biggest international hits of 95.
00:35:15With special guest appearances by Bon Jovi and Soul Asylum.
00:35:19And the video that launched Silverchair in America.
00:35:21It's a video hit special presentation.
00:35:23Big hits in 95, 5.30 Sunday.
00:35:26Our teacher, Mr. Bird...
00:35:28Bird brain!
00:35:29He thinks we're trying to grab because we're into...
00:35:32The natural benefit of fibre-rich wheat bran.
00:35:34Out there, you, Jake.
00:35:35Like, try to choose multi-lake.
00:35:37Vitamins B1, B2 and niacin.
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00:35:41No spoonful's the same.
00:35:43Kellogg's Sultana brand is a valuable...
00:35:45I am your complete breakfast, children.
00:35:50Oh, they will be upset.
00:35:52There goes their walk.
00:35:53Jockey!
00:35:54For $88.99, you can buy your very own tropical island.
00:36:01SNES Yoshi's Island Game.
00:36:03Mario's latest adventure.
00:36:05That's the biggest monster toys are us.
00:36:09Bodyboards, best brands, best prices.
00:36:14Molo Boogie, Hard Slick, Free Cover, $149.90.
00:36:19Bodyboard fins, $29.90.
00:36:21Wetsuits, $69.90.
00:36:23Ray-Bans, Bolle, Arnett, DSOs all have to go.
00:36:27Ray-Bans from $69.90.
00:36:29Donne, Prince, Wilson, $89.90.
00:36:32Nike, Reebok, Adidas, LA Gear, out they go.
00:36:37Bleach, Asheville and Brooksville open seven days.
00:36:39Prince.
00:36:41The sky's the limit with a battery that lasts.
00:36:45So reach for Duracell.
00:36:46The one that lasts up to four times longer than an ordinary battery.
00:36:51Look for the leader.
00:36:53Duracell.
00:36:53And?
00:37:02And when I come in, my three best boxoids were gone.
00:37:07Don't worry, Pard.
00:37:09We'll round up those robot rustlers.
00:37:13Right.
00:37:13We'll get on it right away.
00:37:14Thanks for your cooperation.
00:37:16No doubt about it.
00:37:17Berserko and Turbo Two-Tone were behind this boxoid's burglary.
00:37:21And Big Boss is behind them.
00:37:24Hurry up!
00:37:26Hurry up, Bad Vibes!
00:37:28I've got big plans for these boxoids.
00:37:32You can't hurry, genius, Big Boss.
00:37:34It'll be another hour.
00:37:37I want it in ten seconds.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:48Well, what do you know?
00:37:49It's done!
00:37:50It's done!
00:37:53What do you think?
00:37:58Each of these super boxoids is now a thousand times stronger than before.
00:38:04Oh, good.
00:38:06And just to make sure, I have a little test for them.
00:38:10Berserko!
00:38:11Turbo!
00:38:12Use these super boxoids to break into that construction site and steal a mazer melder.
00:38:18I can use these boxoids to capture the Empire City Power Plant.
00:38:24Then, if the city doesn't pay my demands, I'll use the mazer melder to melt down the plant and black out the whole city!
00:38:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38:38Let's find out what this computer can tell us about boxoids.
00:38:46What?
00:38:47Oh, man.
00:38:48What's wrong?
00:38:49Oh, this stupid computer's got a glitch again.
00:38:53It keeps messing up.
00:38:55Ornery, huh?
00:38:56Say, why don't you try talking nicely?
00:38:59Computers don't work that way, Sundown.
00:39:01They're just machines.
00:39:03Talking to them doesn't help.
00:39:05Well, it works with stubborn horses.
00:39:08Maybe it'll work with stubborn computers.
00:39:10Come on, old horse.
00:39:15Be good and help the little lady out, will ya?
00:39:20There, see?
00:39:22Why, even machines need a little sweet talk now and then.
00:39:26Impossible!
00:39:27We've got an emergency.
00:39:28Sundown, I want you and Barricade to proceed immediately to 1214 High Tier Plaza.
00:39:33What's up, sir?
00:39:34Those stolen boxoids are attacking a construction site.
00:39:38Let's go.
00:39:40Okay, computer.
00:39:45Let's talk boxoids.
00:39:56How are you doing?
00:39:59Boy!
00:40:00This boxoid is sure stronger than the first time I used it.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06You're not falling on that tin can's keister either.
00:40:09Yeah!
00:40:11Watch this!
00:40:18Enough fun.
00:40:20We better get that Mazer Melter your Uncle Big Boss wants.
00:40:26Here!
00:40:27It's right in here!
00:40:29Good.
00:40:30Pretty soon that Mazer Melter will be melting more than foundation holds.
00:40:34Hey!
00:40:36Hey!
00:40:40It's the cops!
00:40:41Freeze!
00:40:42We're cops and you're under arrest.
00:40:45Ha ha ha!
00:40:47Are you kidding?
00:40:48Come and get it, B-Wee!
00:40:50B-Wee!
00:40:54Think you can shoot the cable holding that elevator cage?
00:40:57Uh-huh.
00:40:58With both eyes closed, partner.
00:41:01Then let's go!
00:41:06Hey!
00:41:10You think this cage can hold me?
00:41:13Man, that thing is strong.
00:41:20Watch yourself.
00:41:21And we fight fire with fire.
00:41:27This forklift looks like it might do the trick.
00:41:30I'll help you with an old Texas Ranger trick.
00:41:33I hope this idea works better than the last one.
00:41:43I'll get the Mazer Melter.
00:41:45You take care of those cops.
00:41:47It'll be a pleasure.
00:41:50What was that?
00:41:51Come on, you bucket of bolts.
00:41:53Let's get this rodeo going.
00:41:55Huh?
00:41:58You're fighting in the wrong weight division.
00:42:01Yeah, Scream.
00:42:02Now.
00:42:07You!
00:42:09Stop!
00:42:14Darn it!
00:42:19The circle!
00:42:21I've got the Mazer Melter!
00:42:23Go!
00:42:24Watch!
00:42:32Barricade!
00:42:34Barricade!
00:42:43Oh, no!
00:42:45The building's collapsing!
00:42:48Ha-ha!
00:42:49Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:50Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:51Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:51Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:51Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:56Barricade!
00:42:57Where are you?
00:42:57Oh, wow!
00:43:02There it is!
00:43:04T-TV!
00:43:056.30 Sunday.
00:43:10We've had some job offers.
00:43:11They're back and ready for the big time.
00:43:13Let's go to Broadway!
00:43:14And they'll do anything to get to the top.
00:43:16Have your people call my people, okay?
00:43:17It's a star-studded cast.
00:43:18I just saw my whole life flash before my nose.
00:43:21With all your old favourites.
00:43:22Are they good seats?
00:43:23They sure are.
00:43:24They're for the next train out of town!
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00:43:28Don't push it big.
00:43:29They're pulling out all the stops for the show of their lives.
00:43:32Join Joan Rivers, Brooke Shields, Liza Minnelli in The Muppets Take Manhattan.
00:43:376.30 Sunday.
00:43:41Hey, how you doing?
00:43:43You want to hear something way cool?
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:45I was skating down the road the other day.
00:43:48Wait, no!
00:43:48And this real bad dude comes my way.
00:43:52So I turned into a puddle.
00:43:54Oh, boy, was he in trouble.
00:43:56And the shopkeeper said, take your pick.
00:44:00Wrap your life in gear and a billabong stick.
00:44:03Billabong, bill.
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00:44:19Go back to Australia, Gordon.
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00:44:36Be there.
00:44:38We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
00:44:40His creature had awoken.
00:44:42He was looking for some chocolate just as the storm had broken.
00:44:45It's a pop, pop, pop.
00:44:46I'm hungry.
00:44:47I need feeding.
00:44:48I need my breakfast fast.
00:44:49If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
00:44:52I hit the choc-alert.
00:44:53Kellogg's Cocoa Pops rain down.
00:44:55We watch the room turn chocolate into milk to chocolate brown.
00:44:58Kellogg's Cocoa Pops.
00:44:59Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins and iron.
00:45:02They're part of your complete breakfast.
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00:45:12The Sun Herald Toy Fund, in association with Hasbro and Channel 10,
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00:45:23Cheesy TV
00:45:25Gallop at girders.
00:45:34Barricade will be flattened unless I move fast.
00:45:39Time for a little rodeo roping.
00:45:42Whoa!
00:45:43Looks like my uniform's gonna have a permanent crease.
00:45:50Whoa!
00:45:50Whoa!
00:45:50Whoa!
00:45:50Whoa!
00:45:51Whoa!
00:45:51Whoa!
00:45:51Whoa!
00:45:52Whoa!
00:46:05Whoa!
00:46:05Whoa!
00:46:05You saved me.
00:46:07Thanks, Sundown.
00:46:08You're on my A Christmas list now.
00:46:11Only present I want is you off my body.
00:46:16Are you guys all right?
00:46:19Uh-huh.
00:46:20Just a little dusty.
00:46:21well this should make you happy I found a way to stop those robots what did you
00:46:27find out they rust the metal they're made of rusts so what are we supposed to
00:46:33do invite the boxoids to a swimming party no need we'll have the lab boys
00:46:39whip up a special salt water sprayer that should rest those robots faster than
00:46:43anything good idea mainframe get started on it
00:46:47right bulletproof you know I'd hate to count on just a seawater squirt gun
00:46:54do you have another idea maybe I'm going to have another talk with that pipe manager
00:47:02welcome home my big bad boxoids oh did you get the masermounter right here
00:47:16easy as pie it was great we smashed a construction site swiped the melter and even took out a couple of cops
00:47:26we can't be beat there excellent excellent yeah this is even better than I expected yeah if two boxoids
00:47:37can destroy a building then three boxoids can easily take over the Empire City power plant
00:47:47and put the masermounter on the generators without power Empire City will grind to a halt
00:47:56big boss yeah good afternoon Mayor Davis I suppose you're calling to gloat about how your boxoids
00:48:11destroyed a multi-million dollar construction site oh me gloat I'm simply calling about the power failure
00:48:22what power failure take a look at this oh no
00:48:31you see it mayor my boxoids have just entered the generator room I now have control of all the
00:48:43power that runs Empire City you fiend who what do you want I want 20 million dollars in one hour or I
00:48:53melt down the power plant all your trains your hospitals anything that needs electricity will be
00:49:00useless boxoid boxing is a great sport all you gotta do is hit your opponent's target oh how do you
00:49:17score a knockout like this oh first one to score 500 points wins
00:49:27and the loser shuts down simple and fun sure hope I get my boxoids back
00:49:44uh so why didn't they steal this one too old bucket here heck nobody can use old bucket never did work
00:49:54right you know sometimes I'd swear this old robot was just plain stubborn ornery huh you ever tried
00:50:03talking to it are you not all buckets just a machine well works on horses wait sundown here sundown
00:50:15proceeded once to the Empire City power plant the boxoids are threatening to destroy it I'll meet you
00:50:21there sir looks like me an old bucket here got a job to do mind if I borrow them for a while huh I told
00:50:30you nobody can handle old bucket well I aim to try
00:50:39is that loaded with salt water fresh from the ocean this will put them down for the count where's sundown
00:50:50he's on his way but we can't wait we have to move now okay let's go we've only got 10 minutes left
00:50:58before they start melting down the generators at first glance you may think these two all-american
00:51:15families have nothing in common but there are some scary similarities how is everybody's day in
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00:51:34similar they couldn't be neighbors it all starts with the Brady's six o'clock week nights we were
00:51:42watching Dr. Frankenstein his creature had woken he was looking for some chocolate just as the storm had
00:51:47broken I'm hungry I need feeding I need my breakfast fast if I don't get some chocolate this boy has
00:51:54breathed his last I hit the Chuck alert Kellogg's Cocoa Pops rain down we watched the room turn chocolate
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00:53:11man I hate waiting I want to bust something you're busted berserko
00:53:37it felt esfuerfried
00:53:40I can't move
00:53:50it also works
00:53:50look out
00:53:52I'll take care of you
00:53:54close your goal
00:53:55not
00:53:55on your left
00:53:56top can be right
00:53:58our TRAVIS
00:54:00my seas
00:54:01our
00:54:02stars
00:54:02pursuing
00:54:04my
00:54:06Aw, the cops have lost their squirty toy.
00:54:12Uh-oh. Split out.
00:54:14Stop those cops!
00:54:22Darn it. Where did they go?
00:54:25Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:54:29Let's do it.
00:54:31Hey, Durbo!
00:54:34That trash can sure fits you.
00:54:38You!
00:54:47Now!
00:54:56Looks like I'm in a tight squeeze!
00:55:04You're in the arms of the law now, citizen. Don't move. You're under arrest.
00:55:11Great! You've got Turbo and Rock Crusher is rusted solid. That leaves Berserko.
00:55:17It sure does!
00:55:23And I'm gonna melt down this generator now!
00:55:27It's lights out, cops!
00:55:29You can't stop me!
00:55:31Wee!
00:55:32Huh?
00:55:35No, but I can.
00:55:38It's sundown!
00:55:42Ha-ha!
00:55:43A box-oy boxing match?
00:55:45You're on, cop!
00:55:47Come on, old bucket.
00:55:52Here we go!
00:55:53Here we go!
00:56:0850 points!
00:56:10All I gotta do is get 500 and you shut down.
00:56:13Berserko!
00:56:14E-ya-y-ya!
00:56:15E-ya-y-ya!
00:56:17E-ya-y-ya!
00:56:19E-ya-y-ya!
00:56:31E-ya-y-y-ya!
00:56:32E-ya-y-ya-y-ya-y-ya!
00:56:33E-ya-y-ya-y-ya-y-ya-y-ya!
00:56:34We're winning sundown!
00:56:36Eh, perhaps we should lend a hand.
00:56:38Are you kidding? He only needs another tag to score a knockout.
00:56:45Come on, old bucket. You're doing great. Just a little more.
00:56:49No one beats Berserkel, cause I cheat!
00:56:55Huh?
00:56:56This should wash you up, cowboy!
00:57:08Oh, no, Seth!
00:57:16You're rusted shut, cowboy!
00:57:19Now watch me melt down this generator!
00:57:27I know, old bucket, it's hard. You're rusted. But you gotta do it.
00:57:32You gotta. For me. For the city. Please?
00:57:38We did it!
00:57:48No! I'm shut down! Impossible! He was rusted!
00:57:59Yay! That's the way to sweet-talk machines, Sundown.
00:58:04Yup. Well, me and my pard.
00:58:08Thanks for coming through, old bucket. I knew you could.
00:58:12The supercharged boxoids were all dismantled.
00:58:15Berserkel and his pals went down for a long count in Empire City Jail.
00:58:20And, as for old bucket, he was retired to the Boxoid Hall of Fame.
00:58:25Hero Division.
00:58:26Cops file, 1-6-0-2-0. The case of the big, bad boxoids.
00:58:32It's closed.
00:58:33Cops, roll call, highway, mainframe, longarm, bowser and blitz, sundown, hardtop, barrage, bullseye, mace, barricade, and they call me bulletproof.
00:58:56These are Empire City's most wanted crooks.
00:59:00Berserkel.
00:59:02Rock Crusher.
00:59:05Misdemeanor.
00:59:07Turbo Two-Tone.
00:59:09Dr. Bad Vibes.
00:59:12Nightshade.
00:59:14Use caution in apprehending.
00:59:21Duke.
00:59:22D-D-B-D-D-E-W.
00:59:28Weeeeelcome back!
00:59:31It's a favourite time!
00:59:33Well, my favourite time of the show.
00:59:34Joke Segment!
00:59:36Here's my first joke, guys.
00:59:38It's from Jonas Harvey.
00:59:39And Jonas says,
00:59:40What is the definition of a s-of stupid?
00:59:45Doom!
00:59:46old men fighting over a comb.
00:59:48Eww!
00:59:50I like that one.
00:59:52It's cool. I've got a joke
00:59:54and it's from Sasha.
00:59:56Okay, what do you get if you cross a cow
00:59:58and a camel? A
01:00:00moo-ba. A lumpy
01:00:02milkshake.
01:00:04Okay,
01:00:06well, this one is from Kylie O'Keefe.
01:00:08Where do the burgers
01:00:10go on New Year's Eve?
01:00:12Well, we won't answer that one. To the meatball.
01:00:14Oh, that's
01:00:16just terrible. Hey, what do you get
01:00:18if you cross a dog with a computer?
01:00:20Uh, I don't know.
01:00:22A dog with lots of bites.
01:00:24Megabytes, in fact.
01:00:26This one is from Jessica
01:00:28McKellen. Joe,
01:00:30yes. Why did the cat want to
01:00:32become a nurse?
01:00:34She wanted to be a first aid kit.
01:00:38Eww! Okay.
01:00:40Why did the computer cross the road?
01:00:42To get to the other slide. Of course.
01:00:44The Chicken Pond Rancher.
01:00:46Eww!
01:00:48Well, this one is from Jeremy
01:00:50and, uh, Sherelle.
01:00:52What do you get when you cross
01:00:54a kangaroo and a crocodile?
01:00:56I don't know.
01:00:58The Leaning Lizards!
01:01:00Eww!
01:01:02Hey, what do you call a lamb
01:01:04dressed in underwear?
01:01:06Black sheep.
01:01:08Yeah, you read my joke.
01:01:09Thanks, pal.
01:01:10Yeah?
01:01:11Look, if you want to send
01:01:12anything here to, um,
01:01:14Cheese TV and a joke segment,
01:01:16send it to Cheese TV, P.O. Box 606,
01:01:18Broadway 2007.
01:01:20I can't believe it.
01:01:21But right now,
01:01:22we're going to...
01:01:24We're going to...
01:01:26We're going to Mars.
01:01:28Eww!
01:01:30Eww!
01:01:32Eww!
01:01:34Eww!
01:01:36Eww!
01:01:38Eww!
01:01:39Eww!
01:01:40Eww!
01:01:41Eww!
01:01:42Eww!
01:01:43Eww!
01:01:44Eww!
01:01:45Eww!
01:01:46Eww!
01:01:47Eww!
01:01:48Eww!
01:01:49Eww!
01:01:50Eww!
01:01:51Eww!
01:01:52Eww!
01:01:53Eww!
01:01:54Eww!
01:01:55Eww!
01:01:56Eww!
01:01:57Eww!
01:01:58Eww!
01:01:59Eww!
01:02:00Eww!
01:02:01Eww!
01:02:02Eww!
01:02:03Eww!
01:02:04Eww!
01:02:05Eww!
01:02:06Eight ball in the corner pocket.
01:02:14Illinois.
01:02:15Charom's a devil.
01:02:19You ain't seen nothing, bro. Watch this bank shot.
01:02:30That's hasta luego, slut brain.
01:02:36Look out, bros.
01:02:40Ain't a little too much English on that last shot.
01:02:44Check it out.
01:02:46Check it out.
01:02:50Check it out.
01:02:54Check it out.
01:02:58Check it out.
01:03:02Check it out.
01:03:10Check it out.
01:03:14Check it out.
01:03:18Check it out.
01:03:20He looks so good.
01:03:27Check it out.
01:03:30I'm dying.
01:03:33He looks so good.
01:03:38We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
01:03:41His creature had awoken.
01:03:42He was looking for some chocolate just as the storm had broken.
01:03:45Pop, pop, pop.
01:03:47I'm hungry. I need feeding.
01:03:48I need my breakfast fast.
01:03:49If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
01:03:52I hit the Chuck-A-Lert.
01:03:54Kellogg's Cocoa Pops rained down.
01:03:55We watched the room turn chocolate into milk to chocolate brown.
01:03:58Kellogg's Cocoa Pops.
01:03:59Popped rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins and iron.
01:04:02They're part of your complete breakfast.
01:04:04Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crocky.
01:04:09Warner Brothers Family Entertainment presents two brand new kids' videos for you.
01:04:13A troll in Central Park.
01:04:15I'm Stanley.
01:04:17When you believe in yourself, you can do anything.
01:04:19And the true story of Hubie in The Pebble and the Penguin.
01:04:24Come with Rocco and me on the adventure of a lifetime.
01:04:28Here we go!
01:04:30A troll in Central Park and The Pebble and the Penguin.
01:04:33Two fabulous videos from Don Bluth, creator of Thumbelina.
01:04:36Yours to own on video.
01:04:37Why don't you play or do something every time I look after you, don't you?
01:04:42Open a tub of new Froosheroonies and you're in for a big surprise.
01:04:48Not only is there creamy Froosh on top.
01:04:53But dig down and you'll find real fruit on the bottom.
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01There's been a good boy.
01:05:04Froosheroonies.
01:05:05They're 100% natural, 100% for kids.
01:05:09Cheers, dear me!
01:05:10Slice and dice, bros!
01:05:29Let's jack that blower!
01:05:30Oh, man!
01:05:34Tight, fit!
01:05:36Put on a little weight, Moto.
01:05:38Yeah, must be your fat head.
01:05:41Oh, it's a good thing I got a bonehead.
01:05:44But that could've hurt.
01:05:46Oh, yeah!
01:05:47Just call me Invincible Vinny.
01:05:49Mouse of Steel.
01:05:51Mouth of Squeal is more like it.
01:05:53Hey, speaking of insults, look who's cutting out.
01:05:58Yeah!
01:05:58He still has that buzz cycle.
01:06:00I won't have it long, bros.
01:06:01Let's chop that chopper.
01:06:03Oh, you know what I like!
01:06:05I wonder how the big cheese quesadilla's taking the news of his logging operation getting foiled
01:06:10by those furry frustrations, the biker mice.
01:06:15Oh, bunker!
01:06:16Oh, how am I to obtain the 90 trillion cubic feet of firewood that the High Chairman requires
01:06:30for his vacation home on Pisces Minor?
01:06:33Oh!
01:06:34Ah!
01:06:35But you can now stop worrying about getting the trees to flutok, your emmentaler egregiousness.
01:06:41With my new jean scrambler, the wood will virtually deliver itself.
01:06:47An intriguing concept, Carbuncle.
01:06:50It could solve my thorniest labor problem, paying the help.
01:06:55Allow me to demonstrate your supremely stinty stilted.
01:07:02Uh, yes.
01:07:05Most intriguing.
01:07:07Very good, Carbuncle.
01:07:08Get it away from me, you simpering psycho!
01:07:12Don't worry, your pimento jack putrescence.
01:07:15They can be easily herded in their jean scrambled state.
01:07:23Now, all we need to do is reverse the jean scrambler's ray and...
01:07:28Voila!
01:07:30Back to its normal state and ready for use.
01:07:34What an absolutely splendid device.
01:07:38Now, if only I could get those reprobate rodents in my sights for one jeeasy moment!
01:07:44Uh-oh, the Mouses is on my tail!
01:07:49Olly olly oxen!
01:07:51Free!
01:07:52Boy, with all the flight time he's logging, old Lardhead ought to get a pilot's license.
01:07:57Uh, yes, Carbuncle. Now, this is a real...
01:08:00Breakthrough?
01:08:04Oh, no!
01:08:06Gee, Mr. Limboiga, are you okay?
01:08:09You polyunsaturated pea-brain.
01:08:13How many times do I have to tell you to use the elevator?
01:08:17Oh, my.
01:08:20My genius genes have been scrambled with a smut-brain mutant.
01:08:25Oh, boy! How disgusting!
01:08:28Let's do it again!
01:08:29Oh, please!
01:08:32Gosh, we really hate to just drop in on you like this.
01:08:35Yeah, Stinkpuss. We didn't know your mom was visiting.
01:08:39Oh, how terribly amusing.
01:08:45I do so hope that you can keep your annoying sense of humor intact
01:08:50when you three dissolve into the biker blobs from Mars.
01:08:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:08:59Whoa!
01:09:00No, no, let's jump in the line of fire.
01:09:17How an opportune.
01:09:22Permit me to pass, you overweight oily oaf.
01:09:25I'm trying, I'm trying.
01:09:28Do you ever think of wearing a girdle?
01:09:30Sizzle that stink fish, bros.
01:09:35Free first, free first.
01:09:38Whee!
01:09:39Whee!
01:09:44Uncle bros.
01:09:45When we do something, we do it right.
01:09:48Looks like we just obstructed our own justice.
01:09:51Uh, appears we got another tiny little problem, too.
01:09:55Yow!
01:09:57It's a fine little.
01:09:58Ow!
01:09:59Now that's ugly bird.
01:10:03I don't think it appreciated that remark.
01:10:06Doesn't look sensitive.
01:10:08It looks hungry.
01:10:13Meet Claudia Salinger.
01:10:15I'm in the fifth grade.
01:10:16She's a little kid.
01:10:17Once I can be my bedroom, then the other will be my living room.
01:10:19Growing up in a big world.
01:10:21Are we in trouble?
01:10:22Without parents.
01:10:23I'm scared.
01:10:24Get to know her on Party of Five.
01:10:26Coming soon to ten.
01:10:31Hey, how you doing?
01:10:33You want to hear something way cool?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:35I was skating down the road the other day.
01:10:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:10:38And this real bad dude comes my way.
01:10:42So I turned into a puddle.
01:10:45Boy, there's he in trouble.
01:10:46And the shopkeeper said, take your pick.
01:10:50Wrap your laughing gear and a billabong stick.
01:10:53Billabong, billabong, billabong, billabong.
01:10:55You can't go wrong with billabong.
01:10:59Bodyboards, best brands, best prices.
01:11:02Morlo Boogie, hard slick, free cover, $149.90.
01:11:06Bodyboard fins, $29.90.
01:11:08Wetsuits, $69.90.
01:11:10Bleats, Astral and Brookvale open seven days.
01:11:13Spin Master Devil Sticks, an ancient art, a hot new craze.
01:11:20Master the sticks, discover the tricks.
01:11:23Your turn.
01:11:24Spin Master Devil Sticks, spin no other.
01:11:29We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
01:11:31His creature had awoken.
01:11:32He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
01:11:35You could pop, pop, pop.
01:11:37I'm hungry, I need feeding.
01:11:38I need my breakfast fast.
01:11:39If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
01:11:42I hit the choc-a-lert.
01:11:44Kellogg's Cocoa Pops rained down.
01:11:45We watched the room turn chocolate into milk to chocolate brown.
01:11:48Kellogg's Cocoa Pops.
01:11:49Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins and iron.
01:11:52They're part of your complete breakfast.
01:11:54Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
01:11:59Cheese TV.
01:12:07Well, you know, it's been real nice.
01:12:09But the time has come
01:12:11to sever our close relationship.
01:12:24It's not going to be moving.
01:12:26Well, showtime is over.
01:12:28That includes Limburger's login mail.
01:12:29And we'll just leave the bug to bug the big cheese.
01:12:35Let's rock.
01:12:36Oh, excellent.
01:12:43Those recalcitrant rodents are retiring.
01:12:47We now have nothing more to worry about.
01:12:54Get off of it.
01:12:56Hit it with something, you giddy grunge.
01:12:58Hey, good idea, boys.
01:13:01I let that spider thing you croak, says, Christblot.
01:13:22Now, now, back to business.
01:13:24Those chortling chipmunks think they saved the trees
01:13:27by destroying my bus cycle.
01:13:29However, with this delightful device,
01:13:32we can strip the forest down to the last toothpick.
01:13:36Please, Mr. Limburg.
01:13:38Don't let them get me.
01:13:41How very intriguing.
01:13:43The creature's indestructible.
01:13:45Oh, please, your porcelain pestiferousness.
01:13:49I beg of you, reverse the ray
01:13:52and get me out of this, this,
01:13:54yeah, disgusting situation.
01:13:57Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:59Cool.
01:13:59It makes me want to hurl.
01:14:02Tut, tut, tut, my dear deranged doctor.
01:14:06No need to be hasty.
01:14:07Must make the best of a bad situation and all that.
01:14:10With this gene scramble,
01:14:13I can take care of the wood chipmunk myself.
01:14:15As for you,
01:14:17I'll consider reversing the ray
01:14:19after you've taken care of one little job for me.
01:14:24Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:14:26Oh, anything you care, Philly calamitousness.
01:14:30Excellent, carbuncle.
01:14:32I appreciate an employee who cares about his work.
01:14:36Yeah, no kidding, sweetheart.
01:14:41Big Cheese had this ray gizmo
01:14:43and it made a spider get huge.
01:14:46It turned it into a monster.
01:14:48Right.
01:14:49Like you guys never exaggerate.
01:14:54All right, Michael Mice of Mars.
01:14:57Prepare to meet your doom.
01:15:01Oh, man.
01:15:02This sort of thing is bad for my digestion.
01:15:04Great moons of Mars
01:15:06when you get a load of that vehicle.
01:15:08Hmm, I don't know, bros.
01:15:09I don't think it looks so bad
01:15:10with some fuzzy dice on the rear view.
01:15:20Shut up, you malapert moron.
01:15:22Okay.
01:15:23Like the fella says,
01:15:25don't fence me in.
01:15:27Oh, that's me talking fiber seal.
01:15:31Oh, this is what the better mousetrap looks like.
01:15:36From the inside.
01:15:38Come on, come on.
01:15:39Oh, no, don't shoot him.
01:15:41Shoot me, shoot me.
01:15:44Moron.
01:15:47Whoa, it's a crazy whore now.
01:15:50Woo-hoo!
01:15:53Oh, second, sweetheart.
01:15:57Whee!
01:15:58Where'd it go?
01:16:06Yeah, where are all the pieces?
01:16:08Hmm, where'd this come from?
01:16:11Ooh!
01:16:13Oh!
01:16:13Oh!
01:16:19Hey, what's the birdie?
01:16:20Where'd it go?
01:16:22Oh!
01:16:24Must be a cat around here.
01:16:26Oh!
01:16:26Whoa!
01:16:27Whoa!
01:16:30You're in!
01:16:43One side, guys.
01:16:44All right, Charlie girl, talk about your cold shoulder.
01:16:57Yeah, now to send those sick sickles home.
01:17:02You know, I got no respect for anybody that goes to pieces like that.
01:17:06Yep, seems like he's all broken up.
01:17:08Hey, look at that.
01:17:10Oh, man.
01:17:12Oh, el disgusto.
01:17:15Hey, wait for me.
01:17:19Oh, boy.
01:17:21This job is definitely not for someone with a weak stomach.
01:17:24Oh, something tells me our troubles are just beginning.
01:17:33Hey, this net stuff is getting tighter.
01:17:38It's squeezing my poor building.
01:17:41You know, this place has never been the same since you guys came to Earth.
01:17:46Oh, you love us.
01:17:47Absolutely.
01:17:47Me most, I'm sure.
01:17:50Just what Lindberger ordered.
01:17:52Martian mouse patty in Plutarchian shrink wrap.
01:17:56Let us go report our success and get myself segmented from you.
01:18:01Oh, but I've become so attached to you.
01:18:15Macaulay Culkin.
01:18:15I made my family disappear.
01:18:17Is home alone.
01:18:21I'm the man of the house.
01:18:24This is it.
01:18:25Don't get scared now.
01:18:27Yes!
01:18:28Yes!
01:18:28Yes!
01:18:29Yes!
01:18:29I'm up here, you moron!
01:18:31Don't get me!
01:18:32I'm gonna kill the engine!
01:18:38You guys give up?
01:18:40The Comedy Misadventure.
01:18:42Home Alone, 8.30 Sunday.
01:18:45We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
01:18:47His creature had woken.
01:18:48He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
01:18:51Cocoa pop pop pop.
01:18:53I'm hungry, I need feeding.
01:18:54I need my drinkers fast.
01:18:56If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
01:18:58I hit the choc alert.
01:19:00Kellogg's Cocoa Pops rain down.
01:19:01We watch the room turn chocolate and the milk to chocolate brown.
01:19:04Kellogg's Cocoa Pops.
01:19:05Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins and iron.
01:19:08They're part of your complete breakfast.
01:19:10Just like a chocolate milk drink, only crunchy.
01:19:15Ray-Bans, Volley, Arnett, DSOs all have to go.
01:19:19Ray-Bans from $69.90.
01:19:21Nike, Reebok, Adidas, LA Gear, out they go.
01:19:25Sleets, Astral and Brooksville open seven days.
01:19:29They were the greatest rock and roll band of all time.
01:19:34They changed the face of music forever.
01:19:39And now, 25 years after the screams died down,
01:19:45it's happening again.
01:19:51The Beatles Anthology Volume 1.
01:19:54New music in stores now.
01:19:56You haven't heard everything yet.
01:20:00So, Baby Born, please don't cry anymore.
01:20:02Sweet dreams.
01:20:04Baby Born's going to sleep in her magic bed,
01:20:06and she's snuggling in with a little cuddle bear.
01:20:08Put your Baby Born to bye-by's in this new magic bed from Zapf.
01:20:12And when it's Baby Born's birthday,
01:20:14she'll be so happy to get a birthday set especially for her,
01:20:17with lots of lovely birthday surprises.
01:20:19Happy birthday, Baby Born.
01:20:21And Baby Born's very own bicycle seat.
01:20:24Baby Born's magic bed, birthday set and bicycle seat from Zapf.
01:20:27Toys that children dream of.
01:20:29The day Sydney's Black House rearranged,
01:20:32democracy was effectively abandoned.
01:20:33The government said noise monitoring
01:20:35and environmental impact studies were unnecessary.
01:20:37Authorized by Vicki Riddy, Linfield.
01:20:45If we don't bust that net, we're next.
01:20:52Well, Rose, in all the universe,
01:20:54there's only one force I've ever heard of
01:20:56that can stand up to anything.
01:20:57What's that?
01:20:58Martian hog power.
01:21:00Let's show them how it's done.
01:21:02Okay, Vicki.
01:21:03Angle your beam about there.
01:21:05There.
01:21:07I don't think it's crazy.
01:21:14Hammer down, Rose.
01:21:15It's payback time.
01:21:19Come on, don't lose her.
01:21:28Whoa!
01:21:29Looks like Dr. Fruitcake's a couple pecans short.
01:21:32You know, I think he's gonna...
01:21:34Never?
01:21:37I can't believe it.
01:21:41Carbuncle's finally self-destructed.
01:21:45Ride free, weirdo.
01:21:47I kind of hate to see the little creep go.
01:21:49Yeah, I know what you mean, bro.
01:21:52I always dreamed of pounding the mint and jelly, personally.
01:21:54Biker miles sighted.
01:22:10Range, 400 yards.
01:22:13Torpedoes away!
01:22:14I always wanted to say that.
01:22:17Well, since the Doc's dearly departed...
01:22:21Why are we still gathered here today?
01:22:23Uh, we won't be here for long, bros.
01:22:25Whoa, now there's a weight to end all weights.
01:22:28Let's rise above it and fast.
01:22:30Rock and rock!
01:22:30Rose, I'm starting to get just a little bit annoyed.
01:22:40Me too.
01:22:42Let's take out that maniac medical once and for all.
01:22:44Let's rock!
01:22:46And ride!
01:22:47Whoops.
01:22:48I think we're a bit on the late side.
01:22:49Check it out.
01:22:50You know, there is such a thing as too much customizing.
01:23:02I'll tell you one thing, bros.
01:23:03Something inside my furry little head tells me that if we follow him,
01:23:07he'll take us right to the big cheese himself.
01:23:15Try to appreciate the true magnificence of it, you early aginous orangutan.
01:23:20It takes nature hundreds of years to make one of these terrestrial titans.
01:23:26And thanks to the wonders of science,
01:23:29so we can have them in the High Chairman's fireplace in mere moments.
01:23:34Uh, just one thing, boss.
01:23:36And what would that be, you noxious nincompoop?
01:23:39Well, what if something kind of sort of goes wrong?
01:23:43Like always.
01:23:44You pusillanimous pork prune.
01:23:46Hup!
01:23:48Weasley!
01:23:48Hao!
01:23:53Whoa!
01:23:54No!
01:23:56Ah!
01:24:01People.
01:24:02All right, your cream and cream cheesiness, I've had enough!
01:24:14I want that jean scrambler, and I want it right!
01:24:25Hey, your mucilaginous mess wait for me!
01:24:29I'm not finished!
01:24:32Oh man, how demoralizing, we never seem to catch that thing!
01:24:41Uh-oh, bros, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
01:24:45What's the matter, someone swiping apple?
01:24:50Say hello to still life, Woody!
01:24:59Say hello to still life, Woody!
01:25:13Hey, bros?
01:25:19Oh, that darn gravity!
01:25:21One round of ground, Nuk-Nuk tenderized.
01:25:26Gee, you know, I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.
01:25:32But if it moves unnaturally, we'll just have to blast it to eternity!
01:25:40But, but, your mozzarella munificence, I can't believe you lost the jean scrambler!
01:25:48Now I'll be stuck like this, oh-ho-ho, forever!
01:25:52Look on the bright side, my dear carbuncle.
01:25:55At least in your current form, you are more or less immune from the ravages of those moronic mice.
01:26:01Not anymore, fish face.
01:26:03We got the ray now.
01:26:05Oh, mama, this is not a pretty picture.
01:26:19Say goodnight, Vincent.
01:26:20Goodnight, Vincent.
01:26:21Goodnight, Vincent.
01:26:22Sounds like they're having themselves a little snack.
01:26:44Well, I guess you can't expect them to eat everything.
01:26:52There, now they're back to normal, whatever that is.
01:26:56You know, bros, I kind of hate to waste it when it's all warmed up like this.
01:27:00Yeah, I'm with you, buddy.
01:27:02You betcha.
01:27:06Oh, no!
01:27:08Enough the jean scrambler!
01:27:10Number eight is going to explode!
01:27:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, top of the world, ma!
01:27:16Ha-ha-ha!
01:27:17Yeah!
01:27:22Ha-ha-ha!
01:27:27A-lam-ga-daw-cha!
01:27:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:27:31Ha, ha-ha-ha!
01:28:20Talk to me, Tiffany.
01:28:29Well, what a great week it's been.
01:28:33We really loved it here at Cheese.
01:28:35We really did.
01:28:36Ryan got a lovely poem on from Tara.
01:28:38Yeah, well, we can say a big hello to Tara in Western Australia.
01:28:41You know who you are.
01:28:43Oh, Mr Slick.
01:28:45He's so slick.
01:28:47He's the man.
01:28:48Oh, yeah, Ryan.
01:28:50You've got to get ready for the big date.
01:28:52See ya.
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