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00:00He sent no to all 19 girls already. What if he's gay?
00:03What do you mean?
00:04Put this on!
00:06I'm trying!
00:09He's just looking!
00:13No!
00:17Listen! If you go out there and save his ass, you're saving my ass!
00:21And I won't forget it, baby girl!
00:24Let you go out there!
00:25Go!
00:26Go!
00:30Wait for you to see all the flowers...
00:41Don't mind me!
00:42Keep it up. Milk it.
00:43What the hell?
00:45Um, we can talk about our wedding tomorrow.
00:49We'll go on our date then.
00:51Um, we're engaged already.
00:56Yes! Yes, we are getting married!
01:00You know what that means, right?
01:04Don't be absurd. Do you really expect me to believe that you're gonna marry this wacko that you found, like, two seconds ago?
01:12Wacko?
01:13You're the one that won't let go of somebody else's man and you're calling me a wacko?
01:18This is the reason that you don't want to introduce me to your friends and family, huh?
01:22You just wanna fool around behind my back.
01:25You are such a scumbag!
01:27You're a scumbag!
01:28I can't believe you would do this to me!
01:29You broke my heart!
01:30You broke my heart!
01:33That's a little bit too much.
01:42Darling!
01:43She's so weak!
01:44Miss Jones, please leave now.
01:47Unless you want your family to go bankrupt?
01:49Please, get lost now.
01:51I'd like to know your name now.
02:04That's quite the show you put on there.
02:06Please, allow me to introduce myself. I'm your last date for today.
02:12Noah Lane, the son of CEO of Lane Corporation.
02:16The son?
02:18Michael didn't think I was gay, did he?
02:20Did he really check my gender preference?
02:24Thank you for your help with that, Lane.
02:27Uh, I do respect your...
02:32Anyway.
02:34My name's Charles.
02:36Charles what?
02:40He is THE Charles Pembroke? Our CEO? The evil boss?
02:46You okay?
02:56Never been better.
02:59You sure you're okay? You're shaking.
03:02Chill, girl. There's no way for him to know that I'm the Nora that works in his company group.
03:06How dumb. I wasn't even gonna recognize him.
03:09Sorry, Vera. As much as you hope he gets happy, situations are not looking too good on my end.
03:14Time to save my own ass, but no worries, I'll go easy on him.
03:17You know what?
03:19I'm a sorcerer.
03:21I can read your fortune with my third eye.
03:26There's a demon in you.
03:28I will now exorcise you with holy water.
03:31What do you think you're doing?
03:37Don't worry.
03:38Don't panic. Don't panic.
03:40The demon is gone now.
03:42We can start our blind date.
03:43Okay, Nora. It should be easy from now on. I have done Vera a favor since he doesn't like me. I don't have to date my boss, so everybody's happy.
03:56That was an interesting performance. Thanks for saving me from the demon.
04:00No!
04:01It's so hot in here.
04:06Are you feeling okay?
04:12That's not a gay reaction. Good sign. Keep it up, Nora.
04:16I'm always okay when I lay my eyes on a handsome man like yourself. It's just so hot.
04:21Yeah, but it's only 50 degrees Fahrenheit in your legs. They got goosebumps.
04:28Oops. He got me.
04:30I'm a sensitive person. I always have goosebumps.
04:32Cute.
04:34Shit. Hang on. I've got more tricks under my sleeve.
04:38Oh, my baby. I've hurt you, haven't I?
04:42It's okay. Mommy loves you. Kisses.
04:46There's no way for a psychopath to get on his favorite list.
04:51What are you looking at?
04:53I'm enjoying your performance.
04:57Okay, Nora. Time to take the game to the next level.
05:01Bet you never met a shoot from the lip like me before, right?
05:05Might even think I'm, like, mentally ill.
05:09Huh?
05:10Actually, most people I meet are vain, and I find your personality to be... refreshing.
05:20Attractive? No, this isn't going too well.
05:24Right, vain liars, huh? Here comes the combo, you fake gay.
05:28You really like me. Maybe we should go get a room.
05:34Go get a room?
05:36Yeah. Get a room and we can get to the real business.
05:38One shot kill.
05:43Yeah, you keep pretending fake gay boss.
05:46Bet you don't have the balls to take me to the hotel.
05:57Shall we?
05:59Shit, shit, shit, shit! I will be dead if I go to the room with him.
06:02He's gonna find out that I'm actually a girl the minute we get in bed.
06:05I have to run. Now.
06:06Blaine?
06:08Blaine?
06:10Blaine!
06:15Hey, guys. Change of plans. Cool guys not coming. You got any backups?
06:21Girl, why did you let me go into this so blindly?
06:26Charles Pembroke? He's the CEO of my life.
06:30So what happened with you two?
06:32What happened? A hotel room was this close to happening and I bailed.
06:37God, I hope he never contacts me again.
06:39So he likes you.
06:41That's my girl.
06:43Always getting missions accomplished even during chaotic situations like this.
06:47Cheers.
06:49Thank you, my friend.
06:51So you know what you have to do now, right?
06:53Take any purse you like.
06:55Actually, I'll even pay for your meals this month.
06:58Wait, you don't think I'm gonna run into him at work?
07:00Girl, you're just an earned girl. You're not gonna meet up with the big shot. Relax.
07:04Relax.
07:14Crap. If I'm here after my boss, he's gonna give me hell again.
07:28You've gotta be kidding me.
07:30Charles?
07:34Come on, kiddo. Get in. It's time to go to work.
07:40Come on in, kiddo. You don't wanna get bitten by the door.
07:43Come on.
07:47Sir, how come you're gonna come in sorely tonight?
07:50It's my company.
07:52And I have every right to be here.
07:55And this little punk went on twenty blind dates last night
08:01and I ain't heard nothing about it.
08:04So, thought I'd come in and ask him myself.
08:08I'm still young. I'm not ready for marriage.
08:12Well, I am your only family.
08:15And it's not too much to ask to see my nephew's girlfriend.
08:21Besides, I wanna see you have a child.
08:25And I heard he went to the hotel with some guy last night.
08:29Yeah, it was just Hold'em with my friends.
08:33You know, a monthly ritual.
08:35By the way, didn't you set me up on that blind date with the guy?
08:38Wait. What? What are you talking about?
08:40What are you talking about?
08:43Laura Ellis?
08:47How could he know my real name?
08:49With all the makeup and costume, he still recognizes me from yesterday?
08:52What are you talking about?
08:58Laura Ellis?
09:05How can I help you?
09:06You forgot your badge.
09:09Oh.
09:11Silly me. How could I lose my badge without knowing?
09:17Did I met her somewhere?
09:22Listen, it's alright if you didn't like any of the twenty blind dates you've already been on.
09:28Because I've already got twenty of girls at the right age, all from entrepreneurial rich families across the country.
09:40Let me stop. I'm not going on any more blind dates.
09:43Why, you ungrateful little punk.
09:45Alright.
09:47I'll sign you up for a reality TV show.
09:51And as soon as word gets out there'll be tons of girls lining up to meet you.
09:57From influencers, celebrities, you name it.
10:01Okay, fine, fine. Just tell me when and where tomorrow and I will go on more blind dates.
10:06Why are you still here to find out the situation?
10:08Why do you want to raise your hand, and let's forget to see the next day?
10:09What's your name?
10:10A little bit more blind dates.
10:11Oh, okay.
10:12It's perfect for some reason.
10:13So I've gotta get the last minute.
10:15Do you want to work with someone who wants to wear them?
10:16I'm not really happy.
10:17Today is a crazy day.
10:19Oh and a twelve blind dates.
10:20Oh! Today is a crazy day. I went on twelve. Twelve blind dates.
10:37Anyone that catches your eye?
10:39Nope.
10:41Hey, look, what are your blind dates?
10:44Nope.
10:46I got twelve more you can meet with tomorrow.
10:51And if you still don't find anyone you like, I'll make arrangements for next year.
10:57Please. No more blind dates, okay? I will find myself a real date.
11:03Alright, let me know how you got on with that, Slick.
11:11Are you still searching for that girl from three years ago?
11:15Is she the real reason you don't want to get involved with anybody else ever since?
11:23You don't remember anything other than her perfume?
11:26You don't even know what she looks like?
11:29She was brave. Driven by intuition.
11:33She, uh, she was fast as lightning.
11:38Honestly, without her I wouldn't even be breathing today.
11:42Get on.
11:44Get off!
11:49Get on.
11:54Get on.
12:24What are you gonna do now?
12:34I'm gonna find a good actor.
12:36I need you to get a hold of the most recent contact info for one of my recent dates.
12:40Call him.
12:41Tell him I got a good deal for him.
12:51Hey V, what's up?
12:54What?
12:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:56Hell to the no.
12:57So, why'd you ask to see me today?
13:11Would you be my lover?
13:12If you don't mind.
13:13Excuse me?
13:15Hello?
13:16Hello?
13:17Hello?
13:18Email.
13:19Hsi.
13:20Let me and I can all rock.