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00:00Clemmie. Hey, why are you not dressed? You need to be in your uniform.
00:18I'm not going to school. Why?
00:21For your sick.
00:23Okay, well, do you want me to make you a smoothie or something? I can take you in a bit later if you want.
00:29Here you go.
00:35She's still really upset about Billy. I shouldn't have got him to stay over. I don't know how to fix this.
00:41Well, she's an emotional kid.
00:45If she's reacting like this now, we definitely can't go public.
00:48Well, we won't until everything's calmed down. So, relax.
00:53Lucas, if you're still playing Roblox...
00:57Hey, you can look at me, okay?
01:01Are you going to tell Dom?
01:05About this. Not if you don't.
01:09Did it hurt?
01:13Not as much as when Kim's horses used to take a bite out of my arm. No.
01:17Although I started it, so...
01:19Quite something.
01:21Now, this...
01:23Is a peace offering. Okay?
01:27I told the lady in the shop what a brilliant singer you were.
01:31She said that this was the best one.
01:35A karaoke set?
01:37Yeah.
01:38Do you like it?
01:39Yeah.
01:40So are we friends again?
01:43Look, um, Dawn, your mum is going through a very stressful time right now.
01:50With everything with Evan.
01:51And we don't want to make things worse for her, do we?
01:53So we will say that this is because you had a sore tummy.
01:58And I will forget about the bite if you forget that you saw any kiss.
02:08Deal?
02:10Cool.
02:12Right.
02:13Right, so I'm playing Derek thingamajiggy.
02:23Oh, you're going old school, love it.
02:25Sorry, Derek?
02:26The OG blokey?
02:28Still no idea.
02:29What are you going on about?
02:31Bet I can call you Derek if you like.
02:34And here is your uniform.
02:37Oh, man.
02:38I don't think I'm ready for sequins.
02:40Hey, I reckon your Amy would well approve.
02:42Do you think this was hilarious?
02:44It literally doesn't matter.
02:45This is just about Charlie and the concept of the game.
02:47Shhh.
02:48Right, yeah, where the sequins, whatever.
02:50That rock?
02:51Mr and Mrs.
02:52Mandy?
02:53You told him the title.
02:54That's the best bit.
02:56Oh, I didn't know.
02:58I know, right?
02:59You think there'd be a board game, at least.
03:00Pure the big reveal?
03:01One time, aren't we?
03:02Oh!
03:03Ta-da!
03:04Yeah, get it, yeah.
03:05Paddy and Mandy.
03:06How have we got a couple now?
03:08Like what?
03:09Rail?
03:10Guyon!
03:11Guyon!
03:12Now, let's go her into it.
03:13Gail!
03:14No!
03:15Guyon!
03:16No, we're not doing your couple name.
03:17It sounds like something from Planet The Apes.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Yes.
03:20Please, right, can we just get on with the game?
03:22Yes, let's.
03:23And first, I just want to say thank you to Mandy for letting us take over the salon,
03:26because charity wouldn't let us use the back room.
03:29But we'll show her.
03:30Right?
03:31Let the games begin.
03:33Yeah, I guess it's my fault.
03:36I think of me moving back in with Evan would lead to some sort of reconciliation.
03:42No wonder Don put me in my place.
03:44Yeah, that's awkward.
03:46But then, you know, breakups are.
03:49There's no rule on how people are supposed to behave.
03:52Especially when there's kids involved.
03:54Hey.
03:55Hey.
03:56How's Evan?
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58He's fine.
03:59I would tell you.
04:00I'm finally asking.
04:01Sorry.
04:02Er, Clemmie is with Kim.
04:06She had a stomach ache, so I said she could stay off school.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10Touch of scolitis.
04:11Well, more, I think, about you staying over.
04:14I think it's confusing.
04:15I don't know if we should do that again.
04:17Or maybe it's just because she needs her dad, not just because her little brother has
04:23a crisis.
04:24Have I said he's not welcome?
04:27No.
04:28Billy, I would never stop you seeing the kids.
04:31You know that.
04:32Anyway.
04:33Er, it's about you guys.
04:36I'm gonna shoot.
04:43Well, Don, he's just trying to help.
04:45Who knows how difficult it's been.
04:48It doesn't have to be difficult.
04:51The kids love you coming over.
04:53And I know Clemmie's upset, but we can manage this better, okay?
04:58Make them realise that us being separated doesn't have to change their lives that much.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yeah.
05:05I guess that's the best we can hope for, eh?
05:09The whole co-parenting thing.
05:20Well, fill me in.
05:21Why?
05:22You're a relationship counsellor now?
05:24No.
05:25Good.
05:26I'd ask for a refund.
05:27I'm just showing an interest for when Moira asks.
05:31You'll love last your own business.
05:33Yeah.
05:34If I had one.
05:35Next.
05:36Pub later.
05:37Might let you buy me a pint.
05:39Nah.
05:40Got a hot date.
05:41We've all been there.
05:43There's no point moping around here.
05:45You need to get yourself out.
05:51It's a bit burny on me head.
05:53It's on the lowest setting.
05:54Don't be a meltdown.
05:57Right.
05:58Mandy.
05:59Can you name Paddy's very first girlfriend?
06:02Hmm?
06:03Controversial.
06:04Tracy Barrett.
06:05And what would Paddy say your worst habit is?
06:12That's well easy.
06:13Filing me feet in front of the telly.
06:15Oh, just.
06:16No.
06:17What's my worst habit?
06:18Actually, no.
06:19Don't tell me.
06:20Wait till our round.
06:21Right.
06:22Last question.
06:23What did Paddy say when he proposed to you?
06:25Which time?
06:26I mean, the last three.
06:27Any?
06:28Well, the first one.
06:29He didn't even remember he said it.
06:30Number two was like, erm...
06:33Marry me.
06:34You'd be like dancing to this pretend music, innit?
06:37Long.
06:38That still gives me tingles now.
06:40And, well, number three was...
06:42I love you, Mandy Jingle.
06:45Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
06:46Will you do me the honour of marrying me?
06:49Again.
06:50I think you're gonna need a bit more paper.
06:53We can't answer that for at least a few years, but...
06:58You're still super confident, yeah?
07:00Is there a serious suggestion or not?
07:03Zorby.
07:04What's Zorby?
07:05Rolling down the hill.
07:06Big balls?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Sounds good.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10It's the wedding committee again.
07:12Sorry.
07:13They ambushed me.
07:14Don't pretend that you're not having fun, Twitter.
07:16Seriously, haven't you two been planning this for weeks now?
07:18I mean, I thought you were the dream team, but...
07:20Oh, well, if you're gonna be so ungrateful, I resign.
07:23Find a new best woman.
07:24Because you've got so many mates.
07:26Oh, wait.
07:28Fine.
07:29What about paintballing, then?
07:31Ticks all the boxes.
07:32All right, yeah, I suppose.
07:33All the enthusiasm.
07:35Kill me now.
07:36John.
07:37If it means we can get to the pub for our dinner,
07:39cos I'm starving.
07:40Oh, so you'd rather go and stuff your face than plan your own stag?
07:42You hear that, Aaron?
07:43Way to make a man feel loved.
07:45Shush you and stop causing trouble.
07:47Sorry, we were actually having a nice, good conversation
07:50before John Boy here came and ruined the vibe.
07:53Just ignore him.
07:54Anyway, you're with me.
07:56Why?
07:57Because we need to go to the hop and lock in the booking.
07:59And if you're really good, I'll get you some chips.
08:08What are you doing?
08:09Hey.
08:10Just picking up a pizza.
08:12Clemmie's reward for pulling a sickie.
08:14Oh?
08:15You know me and Billy split up.
08:17No, I didn't, Dawn. I'm sorry.
08:20I didn't realise things were that bad the last time we chatted.
08:23Yeah.
08:24It's been brewing for a while.
08:26Anyway, Clemmie's taken it the worst.
08:29Claimed to have a tummy ache this morning.
08:32Well, anxiety can present with physical symptoms,
08:35especially in children.
08:36What, so you think it's real she's not faking?
08:38Possibly.
08:39So I'm literally making my child ill.
08:43I feel awful, Mampreet.
08:45Listen, can I suggest you and Clemmie come to the surgery
08:48and we can talk through any extra support she might need.
08:51That would be amazing.
08:52Thank you, Mampreet.
08:53And sorry for interrupting your day off.
08:56Say goodbye.
08:57Wanna play?
08:58We don't have to tell Billy.
08:59Get lost, Ross.
09:00I'll give you a game.
09:01Nah, you're alright.
09:02Scared I'll beat you.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06Fluke.
09:07Mm-hmm.
09:08Is that because I'm a woman?
09:09Uh-uh.
09:10A doctor?
09:11Or of a certain age?
09:12Fine.
09:13Let's play.
09:14Hey, this is disappointing.
09:15I don't want presents.
09:16Don't want presents.
09:17Don't want presents.
09:18Don't want presents.
09:19Don't want presents.
09:20Don't want presents.
09:21Don't want presents.
09:22No.
09:26It's a good idea.
09:27A good idea.
09:28Good idea.
09:29Why?
09:30What?
09:31What are you doing?
09:32Do you wanna play with someone?
09:33My dear partner.
09:34I'm suppose we're just playing up now.
09:37Hey, this is disappointing.
09:43I don't want presents. Don't want anything off you.
09:46Oh, I thought we had an understanding.
09:48I'm not stupid. My mum had boyfriends who gave me stuff.
09:51Your real mum?
09:53When they'd be nasty so I wouldn't tell. I hated them. Like I hate you.
09:57Well, that's rude. Hey, considering that you were the one who bit me,
10:00and now here you are destroying the very generous gift that I went out of my way to get for you.
10:04Stop it.
10:07You said it was mine.
10:09You are behaving like an ungrateful savage.
10:12You might have been like that in your past life, but not with me.
10:14You're not my dad. You can't tell me what to do.
10:16I'm not trying to be your dad, OK? I can't think of anything more unpleasant.
10:20So go away and live somewhere else.
10:22I live here, OK? This is my house. I live with Kim and with Dawn.
10:27And I know I said I wasn't going to tell anyone about this bite, but maybe I'm not sure now.
10:31What?
10:32Well, how can Dawn trust you? With Evan?
10:35Of course she trusts me. We're a family.
10:37Yeah, but you're not her real child, are you?
10:39And I hate to break it to you, Clemmie. I'm her family now, OK?
10:44And there's not going to be a place in this family for you when she finds out what you've done.
10:49You can't say that stuff to me.
11:07Yeah, well, I just did.
11:08I'll tell Billy.
11:09Well, then I'm going to go straight to social services and get them to put this on your file.
11:15And I felt bad not reporting it until now, but I wanted to give you a chance to apologise.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:20It's not just about the words, is it? You need to realise what a nasty little girl you are.
11:23I'm not.
11:24Animals bite. Not children. You're out of control.
11:29No.
11:30Then Dawn's going to feel terrible. But then you're not her real kid, are you? Evan's just a little child. She can't trust you.
11:36I never hurt Evan. Please, don't tell.
11:38And this was all just supposed to be a big misunderstanding. I mean, I got you the karaoke set, I thought we could make amends, but you're not even interested in being friends, are you?
11:45I will. I will try.
11:48And friends don't tell on each other, do they?
11:51Cos if you do, if you tell one single soul, I will make sure that we send you away to that special place for all the other damaged children.
12:01I won't.
12:03Your hair's dead woofy. That dryness suits you. I should charge you.
12:09Family rates?
12:10We're saying our answers, come on.
12:12Okay.
12:14So.
12:15What is Ryan scared of?
12:20That's basically the same.
12:22Not really.
12:24Ryan, it's our point.
12:26Okay.
12:27What did Gail wear on your first date?
12:30Something brown.
12:32Why would I wear something brown?
12:34No, no, he's colour blind, that don't count.
12:36He colour blind?
12:37Don't think so.
12:38He's still colour blind.
12:39I'll play them in it.
12:40No.
12:41Shame.
12:42Right, next one. I am 100%, I've got this right.
12:45Okay, what's Ryan's favourite food?
12:50It's gnocchi.
12:51I hate gnocchi.
12:52I hate gnocchi.
12:53What is gnocchi?
12:54Er, no, it's, it's gnocchi.
12:56And there's little potato dumplings.
12:58It's Italian.
12:59When we first moved in together, you said you wanted gnocchi every night.
13:02Why would I want pasta every night?
13:04Pasta.
13:05It's not pasta.
13:06Think about it.
13:13Shot.
13:15All that time in the student bar finally paid off.
13:18I may as well pass my finals, to be honest with you.
13:20Do you, er, always talk this much?
13:23Sorry.
13:24It's that when blokes play, they just, you know, play.
13:27Oh, very serious.
13:29And very dull.
13:30What's the point in that?
13:31Er, to focus on the game.
13:33Ah, right.
13:35But see, I'm talking and winning.
13:38Yeah, but only because you keep putting me off.
13:41Okay, from here on in, I shall remain silent.
13:47Another?
13:50You can talk when we're not playing.
13:51Okay, yeah.
13:53Okay, I can handle another game if you can.
13:56Oh, I've got loads of stamina, me.
13:58I could go all night.
14:06Thanks.
14:08Aw, she's got a little lady queue.
14:11How cute.
14:14It's not the size that matters.
14:17It's what you...
14:19do with it.
14:21That counts.
14:23Excuse me.
14:31I'll just stick to my big one, thanks.
14:34Works for me.
14:35Not your day.
14:46I think it might be.
14:49Right, quick fire round.
14:51And remember, couples, we're looking for the same answer.
14:54Yeah?
14:55Yeah, but Kerry, can you be quick cos I've got a bikini waxing tent?
14:56Ryan, focus.
14:57We're losing.
14:58Yeah, because you're not trying.
14:59Just concentrate.
15:01Right, okay, back to back, please.
15:04Now then.
15:05Ooh, this is a biggie, folks.
15:07Right, what is your shared couple dream?
15:10Going down.
15:11Ooh, looking strong for Pandy already.
15:12So's Guyon.
15:13Right.
15:14Pandy, what's your shared couple dream?
15:15Gail and Ryan.
15:16Gail and Ryan.
15:17Pffft.
15:18Japan?
15:19Is this some kind of sick joke?
15:20No.
15:21You know I want to get to Japan.
15:22Yeah, but I don't.
15:23So it can't be our dream, can it, if literally half of us has never mentioned it?
15:43Well, I don't want to run a wall park.
15:44What?
15:45My computer's in my future, not owning a pub.
15:48But we've spoke about it.
15:49But we've spoke about it. You know, you and me behind the bar were all the things that we could do and...
15:54Not really.
15:55Then why have I been banging on about theme nights then? Do you listen to me at all?
15:59You do talk quite a lot.
16:01To make up for your silences!
16:03No, it's called relaxing.
16:04No, it's called shutting me out! And that is why I have to get your attention!
16:14Dawn?
16:16Dawn?
16:20I mean...
16:26Hey...
16:28You alright?
16:35Have you look at me?
16:39I heard you didn't go to school today.
16:42Still feeling poorly?
16:46Is it me?
16:47Look, you don't have to be scared.
16:50I promise.
16:52It's Dawn.
16:54Who's looking after you?
16:56Kim's at the stables.
16:57Okay.
16:59Look, listen.
17:02I wish me and Dawn hadn't put you through this.
17:05Okay, but I am only around the corner.
17:07Don't let them send me away.
17:09It's never gonna happen.
17:11We've already spoken about this before.
17:15It's different now.
17:17What is?
17:20Why would you think that?
17:24Clemmie.
17:27Someone said something to you.
17:30Is that why you're worried?
17:34Because you don't have to hide anything from me, okay?
17:43A picture.
17:44You just what?
17:49I bit him.
17:50Okay.
17:55Well, are you playing?
17:58Are you fighting?
17:59Well, he hasn't hurt you, has he?
18:04Then what then?
18:06Look, because I know Michael, I mean, he wouldn't do anything if she didn't have good reason, okay?
18:10So, that went well.
18:15That went well.
18:16What?
18:17The trial.
18:18Your game.
18:19You thought that was a success?
18:20Yeah.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22What?
18:23What?
18:24Look, I'm showing you the info.
18:25Well, maybe it's too late.
18:26You know, I don't want you to pretend to be interested to humour me, it has to be real.
18:30Look, don't try, it's just a game.
18:31It's not just a game though, is it?
18:32Yeah, it shows that we've got nothing in common, nothing shared.
18:33You know, it is like you're on your own little train track and then I'm on mine.
18:37Well, yeah, we're separate people, aren't we?
18:38That's good.
18:39Well, you don't know me, Ryan.
18:40And I don't know you, obviously.
18:41I don't want to be separate people.
18:42You don't want to be in love.
18:43I don't want to be in love.
18:44I don't want to be in love.
18:45Yeah, I don't want you to pretend to be interested to humour me, it has to be real.
18:46Look, don't try, it's just a game.
18:47It's not just a game though, is it?
18:48Yeah, it shows that we've got nothing in common, nothing shared.
18:51You know, it is like you're on your own little train track and then I'm on mine.
18:54Well, yeah, we're separate people, aren't we?
18:57That's good.
18:58Well, you don't know me, Ryan.
19:00And I don't know you, obviously.
19:03I don't want to be separate people.
19:05You don't want to be in love.
19:08And I don't think we are anymore.
19:15What's Dawn said?
19:17She doesn't know.
19:20You bit Jo and you didn't even tell her.
19:22Doesn't sound right.
19:24She's wife.
19:27What?
19:30I saw him kissing her.
19:33Kissing Dawn.
19:36I'm sorry.
19:42He gave me a present, but I smashed it all up.
19:47When?
19:48Today.
19:51He said he'd tell Dawn.
19:53Said she'd think I'd hurt Evan.
19:55But I never would.
19:57Yeah, I know.
20:00He said he'd report me to social services.
20:03Send me to a place for damaged children.
20:06If I told a single soul.
20:09Is that what you meant about being taken away?
20:13He made me a promise, but now I broke it because I told you.
20:18Look, listen.
20:20No one is ever sending you away, okay?
20:23Me and Dawn are your parents.
20:26Even if I'm not together.
20:29We love you and you are our daughter.
20:32Jo said I'm not.
20:34That I'm not your real child.
20:35Well, he's wrong.
20:38Look, he's just saying the nastiest things.
20:41To try and scare you.
20:44I want you to stay away from him.
20:45Can you do that for me?
20:47He'll be so mad though because now you'll try and fight him like you did with Ross.
20:50I won't.
20:54But you want to.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Yeah.
20:59Listen.
21:01Violence only causes more trouble.
21:07Okay?
21:08And I don't want to give him any reason to upset you again.
21:15So let's keep this between us.
21:17Okay?
21:19Come here.
21:24Look, you're my little girl.
21:27It's my job to protect you.
21:28All right, so no more tears.
21:33Jo's my problem now.