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00:00Howdy welcome back I know right we're back again I know I took a break for the
00:07past few days I had to do some things in real life I know not obviously which was
00:12the reference thing that comes to mind I know one person in particular probably
00:17two are all going up meta when is the with the next paper Mario video yeah
00:24tomorrow I didn't feel like I don't feel like recording it today I woke up and I
00:28was like well I have to play this but it's gonna be like two to three hours and
00:34I don't want to play two three hours of paper Mario today so I'm gonna do like
00:3815 minutes of that thing golden either color today now I would definitely
00:44legitimately obviously what we're gonna do is a I can get the the seven peepees but
00:51instead right in the booty cheek
01:05okay it's okay cat I already figured nothing could stop me I'm trying to save
01:10the world okay thank you my auto aim is still no time for this to mean no
01:28grenades please don't grenade all these dirty little faggots
01:33oh this is how it feels like to be in Ukraine
01:40plus I didn't know that they can throw grenades in the stage oh that's for me for a
01:48I may not be a grassland or even mr. x podcast I think the deficit between the
02:01both of them is um I'm neither of them yeah I I just play video games half the
02:07game which isn't exactly the same much cuz I stopped that being miserable
02:14all right now where where's the dumb tunt I gotta save her and she's the entire reason
02:31why I think I hate this game or rather this mission in particular cuz a little
02:41young meta please no I'm scared I'm getting out of here that's a good idea I'm
03:00gonna go this way I think I went the wrong way please no don't shoot me I got
03:11things to go if she ran off somewhere I don't think that exactly matters oh my
03:18god now I just gotta find a window and shoot out of it okay I'm done yeah I don't have a lot to say about the stage I mean I probably like
03:43I don't have a lot to say about it but right now I didn't need it wait I don't know where she
03:53I gotta go back instead of the red cut fine I'll do it right
04:00actually I can talk about the movie because jokes aside um I do genuinely like the movie
04:17GoldenEye it's it's pretty it's like not the best Bond movie well I mean to me it is
04:23James Bond doing a scene uh killing commies
04:27also I like the better between him and Alec because uh
04:34Alec works out for a villain and he um
04:42he works out as a villain because he knows about uh Bond's background and he isn't super melodramatic about it
04:48to an extent
04:50but if you have an anti-Bond that's kind of what I'm expecting like I'm expecting someone like James Bond
04:57but where James Bond is too busy trying to get pussy all the goddamn time
05:01he's too busy trying to effing do his jab
05:03and that's what I like about a villain is uh they have the priority strike
05:08now obviously destroying the British isn't probably the the best way to uh arrange your priorities
05:18but oh what the
05:22no grenade for you mister
05:27oh come on
05:34I think this is actually the most I've ever used this gun in this game in any way shape or form
05:45I just know this is the uh Omarov gun and then I call it a day
05:49now where the hell is uh
05:52oh god the effing reds are reinforced
05:59that's the one thing I want
06:01are you kidding me
06:10my emulator is going to upload at this rate
06:22but I figured out that the problem isn't my emulator
06:25it's um it's my recorder because I use the xbox app to record some gameplay
06:30uh I got a shout out to my girl
06:33miss uh miss
06:34miss wasteful
06:35miss wasteful assassin
06:37my girl
06:38I'm gonna plug her channel right here probably
06:40emphasis on probably because chances are I'm gonna forget
06:43she's too easy making mini remixes of everything under the sun
06:48like I need a good 20 bucks
06:50so here's a remix of uh something from the super mario bros that nobody remembers and uh have a good day
06:56uh god where the hell is
06:58I hate this mission because I can never find her after I fail or succeed the mission and I gotta go back
07:03this is the main reason why I never went back and made uh goldeneye videos in my heyday
07:08because I would have done it but the moment I got to this mission my brain would implode
07:12like I like I remember where um the other dude is I can go ahead and find him right now
07:21but the moment I got to find this dumb redhead it's like it
07:24oh there she is
07:27please where's the redhead
07:43you
07:49get back here
07:50what are you doing
08:17Alright, here we go again.
08:47The one thing that I wanted to deeply avoid is that this is going to be a while.
09:14I'm not the greatest at this game, but I know when I must flee.
09:32I must use the weapon every- oh, great.
09:42I'm not the greatest at this game.
09:48I'm not the greatest at this game.
09:54I'm not the greatest at this game.
09:58I thought I'm rolling, but I was mentally prepared to throw a grenade.
10:20Ugh, I hate library.
10:30No, this is archives.
10:36Library's the, uh, multiplexer.
10:42See, if this was perfect dark, I wouldn't be having to do this because I have that game memorized completely.
10:47Unlike this goddamn game.
10:49Who commissioned this- oh, right.
10:52Little Alaskan fox girl, of course.
10:55Boomer shooter army, rise up, right?
10:58Oh, no!
10:59Oh, no!
11:00Oh, no!
11:05Gotta do the arms race!
11:12Thankfully, I can't wait to get to streets because streets, I can just, uh, ballpark.
11:28I can just, uh, ballpark.
11:35I saw him.
12:03I saw him.
12:04I saw him.
12:10I saw him.
12:11You!
12:12Where are you going?
12:35You were you going dumb redhead listen to me
12:49No
13:05Okay, but what are you doing?
13:21I need you to go to the window so I can finish the mission
13:24Or at least in proximity of a window
13:27Yeah, I'm right here
13:29Alright, I kind of forgot about the hiding mechanic
13:38Where she will hide somewhere
13:40Until the danger is gone
13:42Unfortunately, she's still mentally incapacitated
13:48I want a grenade though
13:53Welcome to June 3
14:04Come on
14:21This first part took me 15 minutes
14:24I only take this off when I'm doing this on double zero agent
14:28Where you at?
14:40You got molasses between your cheeks
14:43Let's go
14:44Finally
14:56God damn it
14:57I need more coffee or something
15:01This is going to be a long day
15:04Now
15:15This mission
15:17When I was a kid
15:18I could never beat it
15:19Because I could never ever find Valentin
15:23Like this image right here
15:25I had no idea where this was
15:26And then I became an adult
15:28And I realized
15:29Oh
15:29I have to go a different way
15:30To effing do that
15:31And then Valentin's thanks so god damn long
15:35To send a stupid message
15:36Now
15:38What we're going to do in this mission
15:39Because I genuinely
15:41That mission took way too god damn long
15:43And so I'm going to speed rush through this
15:45And train
15:46Depot
15:47Not so much
15:48Because I actually love Depot
15:49Ah, that's tough
15:55Now
15:59I know for a fact
16:00This mission
16:00My recorder can't
16:02Handle
16:03A lot of polygons
16:04Or
16:04A lot of models
16:05At once in this game
16:06As I kind of figured out
16:07The more I play this game
16:08So
16:09It shouldn't be too much of a problem
16:11But like
16:11When I record perfect
16:12Uh
16:12Perfect dark
16:13The recorder doesn't really give a damn
16:16It's just like
16:16Yo, what's up
16:17Oh yeah
16:22I think I said in part one
16:23I was going to use the tank
16:24Yeah, no
16:24I'm not going to do that
16:25Again
16:27I want to get a move on
16:27And because I'm out of the stage of structure
16:30Taking the tank
16:31Is kind of like
16:31It's a 50-50
16:34Like
16:35In
16:35In the harder missions
16:36The casualty rate
16:40For
16:41Randos
16:42Like this guy running up
16:43Like this guy
16:46Like the casualty rate
16:48Is going to
16:48Is going to skyrocket
16:50And I
16:51Don't like that
16:53So
16:53We're not going to even do that
16:55And there's two routes for the stage
17:02Technically there's more than
17:03Technically there's only one
17:04But the routes only really depend on
17:06If you're going to take the tank or not
17:07Because some of them have
17:09Some of them have minefields
17:10The others is just an open route
17:12And the minefields is
17:14Generally
17:15The road you want to take
17:16When you don't have any weapons
17:18Because
17:18Those ones are a lot more safer
17:20And every now and again
17:21You'll find a rocket launcher
17:22Or you'll get shot out by rocket launchers
17:24Whoa
17:25Please don't want to
17:30Oh like if
17:40If he shot me right there
17:42The recoil would have gotten me
17:44Okay I was going the wrong way
17:46I think
17:46I know one guy got blown up
17:48The other two should be safe
17:49And the rocket launchers
17:53I believe they
17:54I believe the tank will damage
17:56Mostly the explosion
17:57But the splash damage
17:58From the explosion
17:59Is what you're going to want to look for
18:00Not the overall rockets
18:02Like yeah sure
18:04Directing from a rocket
18:05With me walking around like this
18:06Is enough to end me
18:07We're almost 20 minutes
18:09To recording
18:09I think I've taken too long
18:11Like the uh right here
18:25These are the mines
18:26Now because I'm not in a tank
18:27I can walk over these
18:28And it'd be hunky-dory
18:30Now if I was in the tank
18:31They'd blow up like almost immediately
18:33And I'm hoping to god
18:35I don't run into another
18:36Please no please no
18:39Please no please no
18:39Please no please no
18:40Please no
18:40Alright
18:44I guess the rocket's a
18:47Okay AKs
18:52I can survive these two
18:53Three
18:54They can't count right now
18:55And I know there's a way
18:59To get around the tank
19:00The um
19:00The mines is
19:01They
19:02What they want you to do
19:03Is that they want you
19:03To shoot the mines directly
19:04Or to blow them up
19:05So you can make a path
19:07Which it works out
19:08But if you're trying
19:09To speedrun the stage
19:10That's not exactly
19:11The smartest thing to do
19:12Cause in the game
19:15There is a
19:16There
19:16To get more cheats
19:17In this game
19:17You need to beat
19:18The certain stages
19:19With a set time limit
19:20And um
19:22If you don't beat it
19:23Within a set time limit
19:24You don't get those cheats
19:25So you have to redo the mission
19:26And yeah
19:27There we go
19:28And like that
19:29I decided to run away
19:30And be a pussy
19:30And I beat the mission
19:32Yeah I don't have time
19:37To see Mr. Bomb
19:38Walking up behind
19:39Exploding cars
19:39Now
19:45We come to uh
19:46This mission
19:47This one is
19:48Absolute filler
19:49Like
19:50No way shape or form
19:53This mission is
19:54Completely filler
19:54Welcome to depot
19:58My favorite stage
19:59In the game
19:59It has
20:01This mission
20:02Has all my favorite
20:03Guns in the game
20:03Too like
20:04If you can give me
20:05This stage
20:05With all the weapons
20:06In it
20:06I'm perfectly fine
20:07There's not one gun
20:08In this stage
20:09That I don't like
20:10So
20:15Let's get this over with
20:16I might speedrun depot too
20:17Well
20:18Despite the fact
20:18It's my favorite stage
20:19It's also because
20:30Of the song too
20:30The song too
20:31Is
20:31Villain
20:32Militaristic
20:33Which is up my alley
20:36I love military music
20:38But like
20:39None
20:39I wouldn't go like
20:41Out of my way
20:41To say like
20:42National band
20:43Levels of military music
20:44Because
20:45While those are good too
20:46At the end of the day
20:4750 of them
20:48Is having the same
20:49And 50 of them
20:50Sound the same
20:51Like
20:51I remember
20:51I was in an argument
20:52Before with some guy
20:53And we were talking
20:54About Soviet music
20:55And I told him
20:58My biggest argument
20:59With it
20:59Or my biggest critique
21:00Of it
21:00Was literally
21:0190% of them
21:02Sound the goddamn same
21:03And
21:05You kinda didn't all
21:06Know exactly
21:07How to rebuttal that
21:08By
21:09Says and going
21:10Well it's nationalistic
21:11And it's patriotic
21:12And it's patriotic
21:13If your entire
21:15Country soundtrack
21:16Sound the goddamn same
21:17I think you have
21:17A
21:18You have a
21:18Crisis with identity
21:19Because diversity
21:23Yeah sure whatever
21:24Diversity is our strength
21:24Blah blah blah
21:25But if I'm listening to music
21:27I want diversity
21:28I don't think that's gonna be
21:29Something a lot of people
21:30Are gonna wanna argue with me over
21:31Now I'm pretty sure
21:38Someone out there
21:39Will argue with me over
21:40Because
21:40Diversity is our strength
21:42Is
21:42Uh whatever
21:44I don't care
21:45Uh
21:45When I mean diversity
21:47In
21:48The soundtrack
21:49That's what I'm looking for
21:50Because whenever
21:51Anybody talks about
21:52Music
21:53In America
21:54They think I'm NOM
21:55And NOM's got a
21:55Colorful soundtrack
21:56Yeah I know
22:01I'm speed
22:01Running through these
22:02Missions
22:03Like I said
22:03I'm trying to
22:04I gotta do jungle
22:05I forgot
22:06But I think I'll be able
22:11To do jungle
22:12I got enough time for it
22:13But I'm saving the world
22:19Nothing
22:19No one's gonna stop me
22:20Now
22:24This one can be
22:24In a pain in the dick
22:25The last
22:26I think I did a
22:27Practice play
22:28On my other
22:28Chat
22:29On my other
22:29File
22:30And that was
22:31The fastest I've ever
22:32Beaten train
22:32Now
22:33The objective of the train
22:35Is to get to the front
22:35Of the train
22:35No shit
22:36But how I beat it
22:37Is kind of by accident
22:39Oh I hate this
22:47He's right there
22:51He's right there
22:51Don't blow up this box
23:04Yep
23:20I'm gonna destroy those
23:21And then the
23:22Emergency room will open
23:24Also
23:26This is
23:27This is the
23:28Sex stage where we're
23:29Introduced to the
23:30Deanna soldiers
23:30Like
23:33These train dudes
23:33I'm pretty sure
23:34Are loyal to
23:35The Russian army
23:36Anybody out there
23:37Can correct me
23:37If they want
23:38But I don't ever
23:42Remember seeing them
23:43Actually spawn
23:44This early in the
23:45Stage
23:46Again
23:46I don't remember
23:47I'll probably watch
23:48Some other videos
23:48Later
23:49To correct myself
23:50But for now
23:54Not so much
23:55I like to think
24:17That this entire
24:18Secret fight
24:18Here's a reference
24:19To that
24:19One
24:20Gene's Vine
24:20Movie
24:21Where Jaws
24:21Just thrown out
24:22Of the train
24:22Alright we're gonna
24:25Make sure Jaws
24:25Later
24:26Cause I got a lot
24:27To say about that
24:27Guy too
24:27I hate these rooms
24:37They just auto-spawn in them
24:38They just auto-spawn in them
24:40I gotcha rafael
24:44I gotcha rafael
24:45I gotcha rafael
24:46I actually
25:16Do believe that
25:16We get introduced
25:17To in my opinion
25:18One of the best guns
25:19In this game
25:19In this stage
25:19Like
25:25It's coming up
25:27With the leaf
25:27There it is
25:31Yeah the secret weapon
25:39Of Janice
25:40Out of all the weapons
25:41We're gonna get
25:41We got
25:42Well besides the
25:43M16
25:44This baby
25:54Gonna be the
25:55Bane of your existence
25:56Come end game
25:57And I do mean that
25:58Quite literally
25:59Because
25:59Oh boy
26:00We get to eat him
26:01Those guys
26:02Do not let
26:03This guy go
26:03But for now
26:06It's a little cute
26:07Nothing wrong
26:08It's a pretty
26:09Again
26:09Great gun
26:10Not the best gun
26:12The game
26:12But it's definitely
26:13Up there
26:14Natalie do your job
26:36God damn it
26:37Now I'm gonna do
26:41My job
26:41Alright
26:42You just need
26:42Two autospawn
26:43When I'm
26:44After you
26:44Trying to take a dump
26:45Alright
26:47Lady
26:50Do your thing
26:54Get over here
26:59Okay
27:04Okay
27:04She started
27:05Okay
27:07God
27:07I hate
27:08What are you guys
27:30Kame me for this
27:31Lady
27:37Lady
27:37I don't
27:38Give a shit
27:39That's actually
28:00That fast
28:01She just completed
28:01That
28:02And I'm over here
28:02Still not effing
28:03Done with these
28:03Floor boards
28:04Come on
28:13Hurry
28:19I got like
28:19Seven seconds
28:21I'm waiting
28:38For the one message
28:39Okay
28:43She's alive
28:43That fast
28:44I'm gone
28:44Oh yeah
28:53Thank you
28:53God
28:53Oh here we go
28:54Yeah
28:55Yeah
28:56That's the one thing
29:01I hate the most
29:01About that mission
29:02Is
29:03They want you to
29:04Squat down
29:04But every time
29:06You go forward
29:06And back
29:07It kind of
29:07Works down
29:08Now that image
29:09Right there
29:09I like to believe
29:10Is from the beta
29:10Version of the game
29:11Cause that bridge
29:11Does not show up
29:12But this is the last part
29:15Of this mission
29:15And then we'll be
29:16Done for today
29:17And which is
29:18This shit ended up
29:19Being recorded
29:20A lot longer
29:20Than I thought it was
29:21Cause that wouldn't
29:22Cause that dumb
29:22Redhead
29:23Wouldn't stop dying
29:24But now we are
29:27We are in Cuba
29:28Here we go
29:32And I'm happy
29:35I don't
29:35I'm happy
29:36I don't draw
29:37The
29:37Oh right
29:38This stage
29:39One dangerous weapon
29:40And this gun
29:41Right here
29:41Again
29:44And not a problem
29:45In this stage
29:46It will be a problem
29:47When we see it
29:48The next time
29:48No it's not gonna be
29:50A problem
29:50In the last
29:51Janna stage
29:52But it's gonna be
29:53A problem
29:54When we get to
29:54Moonraker
29:55Oh boy
29:55It's gonna be a problem
29:56Oh okay
30:03Mission Capri
30:05Mission Capri
30:26Like I kind of
30:27Forgot about that
30:28Now Natalia
30:29In this mission
30:30Is actually gonna be
30:30A lot more helpful
30:31Than I would like her to be
30:32Yeah I know
30:34Weird right
30:34But
30:40There's another
30:42There's another one
30:43Coming up
30:43I believe
30:43It's like
30:45Right
30:45Ah my switch is asleep
30:47Thank you
30:58Like
31:05The distance
31:07Flog
31:08Definitely helps
31:08In this mission
31:09I mean
31:10Going into
31:11Game designer mode
31:12The camouflage
31:17Does complement
31:18The
31:18The camouflage
31:24Does complement
31:25The distance
31:26Flog
31:26So from
31:27A game designer
31:28Perspective
31:28This is actually
31:29Pretty good
31:29The reason for it
31:31Is a lot of people
31:31Kind of like to bash
31:32On the distance
31:33Flog
31:33But because of it
31:33Not a lot of developers
31:34Off the top of my head
31:35Take advantage
31:36Of the models
31:37That they have for it
31:38So instead of it
31:39They kind of
31:40Just go
31:41The easy way
31:42With it
31:42Is what on the side
31:43Of me
31:43So if he shoots me
31:45I can't be
31:46Exactly surprised
31:47Or he doesn't
31:47Shoot me at all
31:48But
31:56What I'm saying
31:57The camouflage
31:58Definitely helps
31:59Finding the enemies
32:00In this stage
32:01A lot more harder
32:01Than it should be
32:02And the only way
32:03You can find them
32:03Is through the yellow
32:05Flashes from their guns
32:06It's a good design choice
32:07And I'm not gonna
32:08I got it
32:09Again
32:09It's a good design choice
32:10And nothing
32:11From it
32:12Comes up as
32:13Either force
32:14Or try hard
32:15No
32:15Okay
32:34I wanted to kill her
32:35Once you first spawned in
32:36But that wasn't gonna happen
32:37Now we do have
32:49An RC gun
32:49I think
32:50It only appears
32:50On like
32:51This stage
32:52And never again
32:53Oh we're almost done
32:59I can feel it
33:00Climbing that ladder up there
33:15Is a big mistake
33:17Climbing that ladder up there
33:29Is a big mistake
33:29Because at the top of that ladder
33:32Is a turret
33:32I believe there's a guy
33:37I believe there's a guy
33:37Over there
33:37Oh fuck
33:39Oh
33:40Oh I hate grenades
33:45Oh boy
33:46I can't wait to get to control
33:47Because one guy in control
33:48Always kills
33:48Mr. Grenade
33:49I know it hurts
34:03Another grenade
34:05I got a grenade paranoia, you have no idea, folks.
34:35Spray and spray, spray and spray!
35:05There should be one more...
35:08Mission Capri!
35:10I'm trying to remember, I got to also blow up the weapon caches or something.
35:15Like...
35:16Somebody died!
35:18I can technically just waltz right into the Janus base now.
35:25Please, not a grenade!
35:32Please, not a grenade!
35:36Please, not a grenade!
35:37Please, not a grenade!
35:39Oh, yeah, finally!
35:40That was okay!
35:41Oh!
35:42Oh!
35:43Oh, yeah, finally!
35:44That was okay!
35:45Oh!
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:48Oh!
35:49Oh!
35:50Oh!
35:51Oh!
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:55Oh!
35:56Oh!
35:57Well, Xena's theme is probably one of the best songs in this game.
36:00Probably.
36:01Oh, I like the music in this.
36:03But!
36:04We've done it!
36:05Well, now the next part...
36:06What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna double-O age of these next five missions off-screen.
36:11So when I come back, um, we're just gonna finish Cradle, then we're gonna jump into Moonraker, and then the last stage.
36:19So, uh, this was a lot longer than I thought, I was aiming for a 20 minute recording, but apparently, the game hates archives, so it took me way too goddamn long.
36:27So when we come back, we're gonna, we're gonna go to Control, and then on our way to the last mission.
36:32So it's been fun, uh, y'all have a good day.