FPJ's Batang Quiapo | Episode 578 (2/3) | May 7, 2025
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00:00A
00:10BAKLA!
00:11Ayan!
00:12Jeffrey!
00:14Akele!
00:16Akele!
00:17Akele!
00:19Akele!
00:20Bogo, bogo!
00:22Mamaya na tayo magkula!
00:23Naling kaya dalil!
00:24Akele!
00:24Bingo!
00:25Thank you so much madam ha!
00:28I don't know how to forget.
00:30You're the VIP client.
00:32So when you're calling,
00:34you're here again.
00:38Madam,
00:40what are you going to design?
00:42What is the event?
00:44Oh my God!
00:46Is it for Congresswoman Miguelito
00:48as mayor?
00:50What are you doing?
00:52I'm gone.
00:54I'm gone.
00:56I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
01:00We're coming.
01:02I'm done.
01:04What's wrong?
01:06What's wrong?
01:08You're not surprised
01:10that one woman
01:12who has entered into politics?
01:14It's a beautiful day.
01:16Get out of it.
01:18Sit down.
01:20Hey, you guys, you know,
01:26we're going to lose our minds.
01:30We're going to lose our ideas.
01:32We're going to lose our hands.
01:34We're not going to lose our hands.
01:36You're so great, madam.
01:38You don't have support for yourself.
01:40Oh, no!
01:44He's just going to see it.
01:46He's just going to take it away.
01:48You don't have to lose our lives.
01:50You don't know what worries me.
01:52You know what?
01:54Don't tell me what you're going to lose.
01:56As you're doing,
01:58you're asking for coaching.
02:00You're up to the plan.
02:02You're paying attention to the people.
02:04No! No, no.
02:06You're not going to lose your hands.
02:08So, you're going to lose your hands.
02:10You're willing to lose our hands.
02:12We'll be all we have.
02:14Bye.
02:16I hope you will be angry with me.
02:20You're angry with me.
02:22You're angry with me.
02:24You're angry with me.
02:26You're angry with me.
02:32This is it.
02:34This is all.
02:36This is the tagline.
02:38What is it?
02:40We are women.
02:42We are women.
02:46Isn't that catchy?
02:48Oh!
02:50You're smart.
02:52Let's put it in a t-shirt,
02:54an apron,
02:56an apron,
02:58an anik-anik.
03:00Great idea, Jessa.
03:04But Madam,
03:06I'll ask you,
03:08because, you know,
03:10your advocacy about the women,
03:12I noticed earlier,
03:16your mother-in-law,
03:18it's not a support for you.
03:22It's really easy.
03:24You can see it.
03:26We'll be able to do it.
03:28That's it.
03:30Madam,
03:31I'll ask you,
03:32are you going to do it
03:34for the Divisorya?
03:36Plataforma?
03:38Plataforma?
03:39Saka na yun?
03:41Pagnanalo na.
03:42Basta ang target ko ngayon,
03:44manligaw ng mga butante
03:45at maupo sa Kongreso.
03:47Eh,
03:48Madam,
03:49hindi ka ba natatakot?
03:51Kasi parang ang scary dun sa Kongreso eh.
03:54Napapanood namin sa TV,
03:55parang ang daming mga debate-debate.
03:57Ganun.
03:58So,
03:59ready ka na ba dun?
04:03Pag nakipag-debate sila,
04:05eh,
04:06hindi sila na magaling.
04:08Diba?
04:11Pagbibigyan ko na sila.
04:12Sila na matalino,
04:13diba?
04:14Naku,
04:15kaso madam ha.
04:16Hindi mag-work yung mga ganyang
04:18smart shaming,
04:19smart shaming dun sa Kongreso.
04:21Remember,
04:22smart yung mga kasama mo dun.
04:24Mga matatalino yung gumagawa ng batas.
04:26Hindi ah.
04:27Hindi lahat.
04:29Ang dami kayang kasama ni Miguelito dyan sa Kongreso na low attendance na nga.
04:34Low IQ pa.
04:35At least ako,
04:36totoo akong smart.
04:38Ay,
04:39correct.
04:40Totoo naman yan.
04:41Dapat mas smart ka dun.
04:42Kasi kapag ine-eme-eme mo sila,
04:44eh,
04:45did-deadroll ka ng mga kadibate mo.
04:46Kakainin ka ng buhay.
04:48Eh,
04:49alam mo naman mga buhay ang mga yun.
04:51Hindi ako natatakot sa kanila.
04:56Hindi naman nananalo ang mga matatalino eh.
04:58Ang kailangan,
05:00pera,
05:01pangalan,
05:03impluensya.
05:04At meron ako lahat nun.
05:08Correct ka dyan madam.
05:12Pera,
05:15nanggalin mo na yung jaket mo.
05:19Kong!
05:25Kailangan pakita hinahantay.
05:28Lahat ang nakakalaban ko,
05:29naninipas ang pusta eh.
05:34Oh, hi Vera.
05:36How are you doing?
05:38Feeling up for the challenge, huh, little boy?
05:42Ah.
05:44How about that rematch?
05:46Makaswerte na kong ngayon gabi.
05:49Bakit naman hindi.
05:51Marami akong oras at pera ngayon.
05:55Well,
05:56kung maubusan ka man ng pera ulit, David,
06:00we all know,
06:01yapa baka.
06:02ha?
06:05Pwede naman.
06:07Pero marami pang alas dito para pang busta.
06:10Yun ko manatalo mo ako.
06:14When you lose,
06:15I'll take her again.
06:17I'll take her again.
06:26I've only just begun.
06:27Let's play.
06:31Let's play.
06:41David,
06:43all in gaol eh?
06:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
06:47Oh,
06:49Pwede ka mayinit.
06:50Hold on.
06:51What's that,iot?
06:53You're right here.
06:54You're right here.
06:55You're right here.
06:56You're right here.
06:57You're right here.
06:58You're right here.
06:59Please, sir, Bert.
07:14It's $100,000.
07:25That's done.
07:26That has to be the easiest $500,000 I've ever won.
07:34$300,000.
07:36Call $300,000.
07:4223, boss.
07:49Left, Jack.
07:57All in.
07:59All in.
08:02Give it to me.
08:17Jack, Jack.
08:22David?
08:23May natitira ka pa bang pera?
08:26What if we just cut this game short and just give it to me?
08:33Sige.
08:35Pero meron pa akong mas mahalaga sa mga yan na pwede ko pusa sa'yo.
08:45Pera.
08:46Ito ang mga titulo ko.
08:52Properties ng mga kabalyero.
08:55Properties ng kabalyero?
09:00Seryoso ka ba?
09:01Ano?
09:02Yung may-ari ng mga kotel at casino?
09:06Sabihin mo nga sa'kin, David, paano napunta sa'yo ang titulo ng mga kabalyero?
09:12Ako ang napangasawa ng tagapagmana ng mga kabalyero.
09:18Saka pinamana ang kayamanan nila bago silang mawala.
09:24Sato or Nivera ang papatunay sa'yo.
09:26Saka pinamana ang kayamanan nila bago silang mawala.
09:29Sato or Nivera ang papatunay sa'yo.
09:30Sato or Nivera ang katunay sa'yo.
09:43Damn, David!
09:45You're a lucky guy.
09:49Too bad she died a tragic death.
09:52Sabihin mo nga sa'kin, David,
09:55anong property ang ipupusta mo?
10:00Sa'ng buong mansion lang naman at rancho.
10:06Na ako may-ari.
10:09At handang ipusa sa'yo.
10:12Gong, sigurado ka ba dyan?
10:15Kailan lang natin na kilala to.
10:17Baka modus yan.
10:19You really expect me to trust you, David?
10:25Paano ako nakakasigurado na legit yung titulo na yan?
10:30Ako mismo ang nag-asigaso ng titulo na yan.
10:33Kongresman na ginito.
10:35I handle most of the properties of the Caballero family.
10:39And I have all the proof needed for its legitimacy.
10:43What else do you need?
10:47Ano? Naniniwala ka na?
10:49Wow.
10:51Well, that's impressive, David.
10:53Hindi ka basta-basta.
10:55But may I just remind the both of you?
10:58I am a congressman.
11:02Kapag nalaman ko ang diluloko niyo ako,
11:05sisiguraduhin ko may mapaglalagyan ko yung dalawa.
11:08You wanna make myself clear?
11:11Gong.
11:13Alam ko yan.
11:15Kasi sinisigurado ko sa'yo na totoo yan.
11:17Handa ka na ba?
11:18Handa na po!
11:19Game na!
11:20Kaka na-reviews to eh.
11:21Is someone making you happy?
11:23Liar!
11:24Kapag na-miss mo,
11:25pwedeng balikan.
11:26Pwedeng panuorin ang videos at playlists na gusto mo.
11:27Like, comment,
11:28at ishare ang videos kasama ng lumalaki nating pamilya sa mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga.
11:31Handa ka na ba?
11:32Handa na po!
11:33Game na!
11:34Kaka na-reviews to eh.
11:35Is someone making you happy?
11:37Liar!
11:42Kapag na-miss mo,
11:43pwedeng balikan.
11:44Pwedeng panuorin ang videos at playlists na gusto mo.
11:48Like, comment,
11:49at ishare ang videos kasama ng lumalaki nating pamilya sa online world.
11:54Kahit kailan, kahit saan pa.
11:57Forever tayong kapamilya!
11:59Kapamilya online live!