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01:00I. Was
01:11a. Boss
01:18we got to get out of here I'm telling you you're hotter than jailhouse coffee kids
01:22are howling it on the street they shout it over the radio and you sit here playing
01:26a crossword puzzle. I can't get that.
01:40So please not me. They catch me I want to get out of here.
01:44And. Take
01:51a look at this. I can picture you.
02:06Why you had
02:07a muck you'd be the living image of that guy. I.
02:16Don't like
02:16a nice. Get
02:23the bags packed Joe Joe we're going for
02:26a little trip.
02:37I'm.
02:48A lot for us the only way I'm going to be able to tell you two guys apart if you
02:54ain't tied in a chair. You know you're not
02:59a bad looking guy. Not so bad looking yourself as much as I disapprove of guys
03:05like yourself don't you. Don't be such
03:07a snob. You must admit that I too am the number one man in my profession.
03:14Little enough consolation not
03:16a next book on crime you're right you have information fresh from the feed box.
03:22That is if you live to write it. Sound like
03:25a dime novel crook writing character threatening me.
03:35I. Am
03:44a you know that you're on the back of it.
04:06That got him.
04:13Hey I'm on the phone to come up.
04:24But I'm already.
04:25All right.
04:33All right. I don't want to break. Come on I don't want to break.
04:45All right.
04:55All right.
05:07It looks like we're going to have company.
05:12That looks like
05:13a very good hideout and don't let it get them out of sight.
05:17Of. Some in that closet and you get in there with them don't hurry up right
05:26if you let up peep out of them they get told. That it break my heart for he looks
05:32so much like you.
05:47I mean. Get your hands up.
06:03This isn't a stick up by any chance what does it look like to you.
06:07You. Have to pick up. Your.
06:16Matter with this guy. I've seen.
06:23I'm stuck up.
06:26Going to kill me. You'll set it.
06:32Come out here get a lot of that stuff. What's going on.
06:40Joe Joe. Can you be all. Right.
06:49More not me. Don't get me wrong boss just
06:53an old French custom you know this mug no I'm we graduated together class of nineteen
06:59thirty saying say this is a great team
07:01a pal I'm don't forget that postgraduate course in San Quentin we don't buy the
07:07air together just
07:09a couple of old roommates say no not roommates inmates. They don't.
07:17Who is that place. Him you don't know him no. That's
07:23that for Dan Gary.
07:24He'll never then get away. Oh yeah.
07:33Oh you're very good Victor we stick up that but then get away oh that's
07:39a bit that's enough to kill me.
07:41Take charge of the report right.
08:02You're all right Jim Oh yeah I'm fine a little dirty from dodging bullets just
08:06think what you'd look like if you had a gun.
08:11Hadn't done yeah.
08:17What's up I ran across the fire these gang waylaying
08:20a trapper I got there too late to say the poor fellow in the exchange of shots five
08:24of them got away I brought in two of the gang sir I had an idea that a fire gang
08:28would drift into our territory. That I'm sorry.
08:32Give me headquarters.
08:39Yes sir some papers on him identified him as James Swayze evidently coming through
08:44with some pelts for the market I left him at the O'Connor cabin hello this is
08:49McLeod of the Elk's River station speaking yes. Be on the lookout for the
08:54Lafarge mob they got a trapper and they may be headed for your territory.
08:58You've done a good day's work McGregor better knock off I'll call if I need.
09:04Thank you sir if you're sure you don't need me I'm probably not half as much as
09:08don't get back here. Why is it the trees seem greener here everything's so clean
09:14and fresh even the sun's more brilliant somehow well that's the same sun you have
09:19down the state why do you have to go and spoil everything if I want to think the
09:23sun's nicer here let me.
09:25Hey how would you like to go out and absorb some of this famous Elk's River
09:28sunshine. Oh say have you met Stephen Norris yet I read in the papers he was
09:35here who oh yeah yeah you mean the American author yes you know the man that
09:40wrote flights of fancy and public enemies of the past yes I met him just
09:43once quite a while ago up the same damn he was very interested in the operation
09:47what sort of a person is he. Very pleasant very friendly I'm sure he's
09:52What sort of a person is he? Oh very pleasant very friendly. I wish I could meet him he has
09:58such a marvelous mind. Well let's take a ride up to his cabin he's invited me you
10:02know. Oh would you? No sooner said than done are you sure it's Norris's mind you
10:10admire he isn't a bad-looking fellow you know. Neither are you when you're not
10:14green-eyed with jealousy. Well a man who wouldn't be jealous of you ought to have
10:17a temper ahead. If you don't stop building me up I'll get the big head.
10:31Now monsieur if we could only hide out until the heat is off I'm sure we can
10:38make it up to St. Lawrence. So long as people know that Stephen Norris the
10:45famous writer is living here. Now look I'm Stephen Norris I'm a little lonely
10:56here I moved down to the inn with my personal ballot that trades people that
11:03I'm closing up the house for the season and you fellas can stay here under cover
11:07with plenty of groceries and the constant companionship of my charming
11:12but involuntary host when I say constant I mean don't let him out of your sight.
11:17Well if I'm going to be a problem child for you fellows I'll just buy a ticket
11:22for New York and go home I don't want to be in the way you know. You slay me. As
11:27long as it isn't the other way around I'll find much to be grateful for. Hey
11:34Frenchy here's the amount of the gut Pierre and Louie. Wait a minute boys put
11:38Donna's in that closet. Well here we are.
11:45Nerdy's horse seems to be home. Don't you stoop. You know they get a saw in this
11:54country if they kill a mountain. Now stay away from that window and stay under
11:57cover of your. Hello Mr. Norris we were just coming in to see you. I remember we
12:20met up at St. Charles. Oh yes of course Sergeant I'm very glad to see you again.
12:27Well Miss McCloud may I present Mr. Stephen Norris. Miss McCloud is the
12:32inspector's daughter. How do you do Miss McCloud? How do you do? I'd like to ask
12:37you in but as a matter of fact I'm just closing up the cabin for the season. But
12:41why you just came? I find it much too lonely here. I'm moving down to the end. I
12:46should think you'd prefer the quiet while you're working. Yes but this is a
12:51bit too quiet. Well if you don't mind we'll ride down that way with you. Oh
12:55thank you very much.
13:08Very nice of you to ride over with me. Oh no trouble at all. How did you enjoy
13:13St. Charles Mr. Norris? Oh I thought it was a lovely little village. Village?
13:17Well I mean the St. Charles Dam. You know up in the hills where we first met. Oh yes
13:22of course the dam. Dam. A wonderful great piece of engineering. I've always
13:28been interested in writing. What do you consider your best book? Oh I guess a
13:33fancy flight. I thought you called it flights of fancy. Oh how stupid of me. Of
13:38course that was the original title. The publishers changed it. You know how they
13:43are. Now notice there ain't no trap doors around me. We just take the king of
13:49spades, pass your hand over and change it to the little ace. There you are. That's old. I saw that in New York when I was a kid. I thought you were born in Canada Frenchie. No no no. I was born on the sidewalks of New York. Well I gotta beat it over to the hotel and start being a gentleman's man.
14:19Well if you're looking for a new stenographer Mr. Norris you don't need to look any further. You know Miss McLeod here just finished a course in shorthand down in the States. Oh I'm probably not good enough. Nonsense. You'll suit me perfectly. Report for work in the morning. Oh Mr. Norris thank you very much. I hope I'm up to it. Don't thank me. Thank Sergeant McGregor. It's his idea. I'll see you in the morning.
14:49When we love, we have need of confession, of talking or writing, and we either talk or write. Words fly away, those sweet words made of music, air, tenderness, warm and light, which escape as soon as they are uttered, which remain in the memory alone.
15:19Of which one can neither see nor kiss, as one can do by the words written by your hand. Your letters, make that a question mark Mr. McLeod. Yes I am returning them to you, but with what sorrow? In your sensitive and timid soul you must have regretted having written to a man that you loved dearly.
15:46You remembered sentences that called up recollections and you said to yourself, I will make ashes of those words. Be satisfied, be calm, here are your letters, I love you. Gosh, that was beautiful Mr. Norris. Thank you Miss McLeod.
16:12You may proceed. I'm going into the other room and think.
16:25Gee boss, you sure had me that time. I didn't know you could write like that. You're a genius. I'm glad to be associated with you.
16:34Did you ever hear of a guy named DeMoperson? DeMoperson? Oh yeah, Joe DeMoperson, that dirty little... I had a run in with him. He belonged to that stockyard mob in Chicago. Is that the boy you mean? I guess so. What about him? Nothing. Nice guy. He wanted me a big favor.
16:56I'll finish typing it at home sir. Splendid Miss McLeod. Oh, by the way Mr. Norris, I've been telling my dad about you. He'd like very much to meet you. I'd be delighted. I must go in and see him. I'll tell him to expect you. Good night Mr. Norris. Good night Miss McLeod.
17:27Be on your guard, every mouthy, watch your step, every mouthy, and beware lest you're taken by storm. We fear no man, we all fear the girls who like our uniform. If we should smile their way, what would the captain say?
17:50Be on your guard, every mouthy, watch your step, every mouthy, for it's true that you might fall hard. And if you do, be on your guard.
18:03Not bad Mac, not bad at all. You know it won't be long before you'll be ready. Ready for what? Well you see I've been writing my cousin about you. You know my cousin in Milwaukee? Yeah. And he's very much interested. Don't mind him fellas, just off on another rave.
18:32No I'm serious, I think I can fix it for you. Fix what? A good steady job as a hog caller.
18:52Sergeant McGregor, the inspector wants you to report him first thing in the morning.
19:02Halt!
19:10Take that!
19:12Ahhhh!
19:17Pick him up at Falls River. I beg your pardon inspector, I'm Steven Norris. Oh yes, come right in. I hope I'm not interrupting.
19:27interrupting No we're just finishing like to have you meet Sergeant McGregor we've
19:33met before Dave they're all friends we met up at the. St Charles Dam wasn't it
19:39yes that's right the to meet you at Falls River you know I'm going to see him
19:43don't you yes I do then hop to it and bring him to.
19:50The country thank you very much.
19:51Thank you. I've been looking forward to meeting you but sometimes I was like
19:59all the getting along splendidly. You know I can't begin to tell you how much I
20:04enjoyed your book on public enemies the fact it met with my sick approval I don't
20:09you write
20:09a book in the Canadian mountains not not a bad idea because I don't know much
20:13about it would need quite a bit of research this is a good place to come to learn
20:19we'd be very glad to have you wouldn't be at all surprised. Of course you realize
20:24would take quite a bit of knowing our system of crime and punishment is different
20:29from the American justice. Yes I know I've had quite a bit of experience with the
20:35American law. I've seen most of the public enemies come and go.
20:42You take the reason public enemy number one there's nothing I'd like better and
20:47if that but then get it when he's well off. You'll avoid Canada like to play.
20:53There's a smart boy for you. There is no hope of him coming to Canada you know
20:58that will leave well enough alone do you know that but then get it. Oh yes I know
21:04the murderous why. I wish I could lay my hands on him.
21:12One never knows when one may get one's wish that's right that run along.
21:17It's awfully nice knowing you. Drop in any time. Thank you I will.
21:30That guy's up there he walks right into the inspector's office and catches some
21:34dirt about a payroll coming through the first thing you know he'll have the inspector
21:38out on jobs with him. Did you say how much money there was no but it must be a good
21:44touch monthly payroll for the lumber company. Every time a lumberjack gets money
21:50he gets drunk I know I used to be
21:54a lumberjack and I always promise myself I do something about it come on come back
21:59we've got to keep those lumberjacks from getting drunk this month. But what about
22:03this guy him. I've got an idea let's put him in the old
22:10Macintyre cabin nobody will ever find him that's good I'm all for it I'll get
22:14a second round. I don't want to go. Back to get to bring on the back and bring on
22:21the back and we'll bring on the whole big.
22:29It was like a kid with
22:30a new toy when I told him about that payroll. You told him about the payroll I got
22:36fourteen carats that's what you tell him where are they. On their way up to fall
22:43but that's fine yes. Here I find a perfect hideout and you have to mess it up and get
22:48petty lost there's five grand in that payroll that's grand loss.
22:57Mr Cloud I thought of
22:59a sick headache I want to take a nap for a little while please see that I'm not
23:03disturbed would you rather I went home oh no we'll resume as soon as I awake I'm
23:08sorry you're not well I'll see that you're not disturbed thank you I'm trying to bed
23:13down sir. Please.
23:19What are you going to do to stop those mugs but nobody must know I left this room
23:24told you you had that thing is.
23:26That.
23:34There is enough growth for both of you. Keep your eyes on him all right for
23:40a come by all.
23:56The.
24:06Come on grab that sack now.
24:26I'm.
24:41I've got to find here this is
24:43a perfect spot yeah you're right you go up a tree and you'll take the office.
24:56And.
25:18I.
25:26I.
25:56I.
26:02The money is not here.
26:05One that is not mounting. Wait a minute.
26:11Why it's Gary without his mom.
26:14Off.
26:23That's a smart thing to do. This small time stuff will never get you anywhere.
26:30Are you take orders from me and I'll get you
26:32a big dough. Come on.
26:44I.
27:14I.
27:44I. Know around the back.
28:14Of.
28:14The.
28:15Out.
28:41Of right now. You don't might have come in
28:44a notice why of course not.
28:56But certainly nice of you to look after my welfare like this no trouble at all.
28:59Just
29:13some old hiking clothes.
29:27I'm sorry I bothered you.
29:29I guess I'll take a look around outside I hope you get your man talking. We always
29:35do.
29:43That was a wild move today Jim adding money on your. Yes Sir I gave him an extra
29:48feet of oats for bolting when they slug me Simpson's the tail doesn't locate the
29:52five months. Give me.
30:05I didn't want to discuss this in front of Dan but I'd like to know what you were
30:08thinking about. Something a little fishy about our friend Mr Norris.
30:14Case say Jim why don't you stop reading those detective magazines before your
30:18imagination runs away with you completely well it isn't just exactly my imagination
30:23I have an idea buzzing around the back of my head don't tell anyone about it just
30:28keep it there the idea suspecting a man like Mr Norris.
30:36You must have forgotten having written to a man that you love. You remember
30:42sentences that called up recollections. And so I'll make ashes of those words.
30:49Be satisfied. Be calm. Here are your letters. I love you.
30:56How did you. It was always good even when my favorite author wrote a guy
31:00gave up his. Coming.
31:07That was no news.
31:11Specter I don't know how this is going to strike but I'd like your permission to
31:14make a check on Stephen Norris.
31:16Make a check on Stephen Norris what are you driving at. Well there's just something
31:21peculiar about it. All authors are peculiar but that doesn't justify us and running
31:27the risk of insulting an important man because you don't like his personality.
31:32I wouldn't take the responsibility. Of something a man like Stephen Norris.
31:38Let's take a look at that.
31:39You'd be right if it is Stephen Norris you mean it isn't he and who is it. I don't
31:46know. My boy you better watch your diet and your step see you later.
31:57My key his key.
32:02You going to masquerade ball Mr Norris I don't know I haven't quite made up my
32:05mind how the masquerade costumes come from the city and we have a beautiful
32:09selection Oh well I must go and choose mine. I'd advise you to do likewise we
32:15have quite a turnout you know are you going as well Mr Regan. I wouldn't miss it
32:20for a while. I know what you're thinking about Joe Joe.
32:27You better keep your hand in your pocket. You want to keep your hand.
32:31Don't worry I promise you the skin of these hands will never touch them too.
33:31Easy to dance with. That guy over there dressed like me.
33:45Now when I get nearer.
33:50If you come down.
35:32I'm just going to try to tell you I want to see you who snatched those diamonds.
35:46I don't know boss must have been that look like you know what this means don't you
35:50got to watch out that those monies are going to turn this country upside down and
35:54you you keep away from that look like. Oh course listen I was.
37:01Going to go I don't know he just appeared he must have got a meal.
37:32That's an inspector I bumped off 40 guys in my time some of my best pal one false
37:39move out of you and you make the party first now get this right you've got to get
37:45me out of here I've got places to go things to see and anybody that tries to stop
37:49me is going to stop a barrel full of lead get on your feet now and do as I tell you
37:54I don't have to remind you the first wrong move you make is going to be your last
37:57one let's go. Where is he. He's come to rescue my literary character.
38:11I guess I must have had a bad dream. Joe Joe how dare you carry firearms around me
38:17give me that gun. Ugly looking thing isn't it.
38:21Oh there's my pipe. Say boss you've been smoking an awful lot lately and it ain't
38:27so good for you especially pipes I was noticing only yesterday that you're a little
38:31yellow around the girls that's from too much smoke you think so sure I do ask Miss
38:36McLeod don't you think he looks bad now you take my advice if you must smoke don't
38:42smoke a pipe it's too tough on the bellows. Smoke this cigarette.
38:50Cigar. Where are you going with that. This in there so you won't be tempted. Well I'd
39:01be tempted to put it back. The inspector drew himself up to his full height. I'm a
39:30little bit disturbed Miss McLeod I. I'm going for a little walk you type out what I've
39:35just given you and we'll resume when I come back. What's the matter with you. I was
39:47looking for a collar button. Are you sure you're telling me the truth about those
39:57diamonds. When I told you the skin of my hand never touched them diamonds I was telling
40:02you the dead level truth. If I ever find out you've lied to me I'll never believe you
40:07again. I won't have to. If you know what I mean. Fine talk. Now I'm going down to the
40:17inspector's office to see if there's anything I can learn. I don't like the looks of things
40:23around here. Come on down. You know where they're headed. Come now. You're just wasting
40:33your time. I got nothing to say. Then my man you'll be here for some time. Come along.
40:46I want everything in this territory with a roof on.
40:49You take charge. And take a good look at your bunks. All of you. Because there's not a
40:57mother son of you going to sleep until I get the Lafayette gang. Now step on it.
41:01Ain't you going to lunch Miss McLeod. Can't till the boss gets back.
41:09Oh no you don't. It's my paperweight.
42:10Inspector McLeod. Anybody here?
42:30Hello? Tell Inspector McLeod his daughter wants him on the phone right away.
42:35He isn't there. Who's speaking? This is one of the new men on duty.
42:40You found the diamonds. Don't do anything. Stay right where you are.
42:52I'll be over with a couple of men.
43:02I just answered the telephone inspector. Wrong number. I hope you don't mind me taking the
43:08delivery. It's quite all right. Sit down. Sir I think I'd better go. I see you're pretty busy.
43:13Yes we're closing in on Lafayette. Well I'll pop in and see you tomorrow.
43:17Please do. I'm quite busy now though.
43:22Give me them jewels.
43:26Who did you call on the phone? You'll find out soon enough.
43:39Warden's on the north range. You three boys take the south. The rest of you come with me.
43:47There's no use getting angry. I'll just not make that kind of a deal.
43:53I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you Vermont and Connecticut Avenue with two public utilities
43:59for your boardwalk. And that's my best offer. I've told you for the last time I will not make
44:05that kind of a silly deal. All right I'll make it just one more proposition. Now there's your board.
44:20And there my friend is the chair for the boardwalk.
44:23Ed you search the Gamson cabin. You two boys cover the renault. We'll meet on a big fine road.
44:29Not yet. The woods are full of them. We'll draw the whole force.
44:32They're getting off their horses.
44:52So
45:22Oh it's you. What'd you find out Jack? Sergeant you'll never guess who it is.
45:35So
45:52Come on
46:04Listen Frenchie let's get out of here. What are you waiting for?
46:12Yeah I'm getting nervous. Waiting for Reagan and them stones. He should have been here a
46:16half hour ago. Come on let's get moving. I'm seeing too many Mounties. All right
46:21if he doesn't get here within an hour we'll make a break for it.
46:34So
46:53Cigarette? No thanks.
46:59You know I don't think you'd kill me if I tried to get that gun.
47:05The best way for you to find out is to try.
47:14Give me that gun. Come on we got to get out of here. This country isn't any to help me.
47:18Come on give me the jewelry. Give it to me. Come.
47:25Go downstairs and get three horses. Is she gone with it? You bet. She's our ticket to safety. Oh I
47:32see. Come my dear. You're going to take a nice little walk and you're going to pretend to like it.
47:41Come on. All right go on.
47:52Inspector. Inspector McLeod.
48:00So
48:20I do.
48:29So Mr. Norris in? No sir. He left here a few minutes ago with Miss McLeod. They went for a walk.
48:48Get your hands up Gary. I'm not Gary. Where's Miss McLeod? I'll tell you you're mistaken. I don't
49:03know anything about Miss McLeod. I'm Stephen Norris. Yeah well I'm highly salacity too. Now
49:09come on Gary. There's a man with a long white beard waiting for you. You know Uncle Sam. I tell
49:15you I'm Stephen Norris. Well that's great. Now you just be Stephen Norris and I'll be highly salacity.
49:20Come on. I tell you you're making mistakes man. If you're looking for Dr. Dan Gary,
49:31get over to my cabin before it's too late. Yeah well maybe you are Norris
49:35but I'm not taking any chances. You're gonna stay right here.
49:38What again?
49:46Follow me.
49:57Let's go.
50:13Yep. Take care of him.
50:27You get the boys and I'll go in the back.
50:57All right, you and me.
51:19All right, let's go.
51:39All right, take care of it and keep firing low.
51:56I'll drive back.
52:09Hold your fire.
52:35Well, Mr. Gary, you're not going to be in any more trouble for a long time.
53:01That's what you think.
53:02Oh, by the way, I didn't give you anything for Christmas last year, did I?
53:07Here.
53:09Come on.
53:11Take him away, boys.
53:13Oh, wait a minute, Mr. Gary.
53:15Wait, wait, wait.
53:18Oh, say, I brought you a little present.
53:21A present?
53:22Uh-huh.
53:23Now shut your eyes.
53:24All right, they're shut.
53:27Can I look now?
53:28No, not yet.
53:30Now you can look.
53:32For me?
53:33Uh-huh.
53:47You perfectly charming fool.