KWEBBELKOP Reacts To JELLY'S DISSTRACK!
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00:00 Hello everyone, I saw that Jelly and Slowgo reacted to some old disstracks
00:04 So I thought why don't I go and react to these disstracks too?
00:07 Share my thoughts, share my opinions, and share some secrets
00:12 Because oh boy, there are a few things that
00:15 I've never said. It obviously all started with this masterpiece by Jelly.
00:22 Oh man, oh
00:25 *laughs*
00:27 *laughs*
00:29 I mean, I mean this one wasn't bad. This one was shitty.
00:33 Oh, oh!
00:35 Okay, actually it's much better than I remember.
00:40 *music*
00:49 Oh man, good old disstrack times. I mean all we did was we paid a bunch of people
00:55 We said hey, we have this idea of making a disstrack and we got Ghost Riders.
01:01 Yes, you know Drake's Ghost Riders?
01:04 Yeah, well me neither.
01:08 Alright, just paid some guys on Fiverr.
01:11 But their lyrics are pretty good. These guys are talented.
01:15 *music*
01:21 I mean the craziest thing was that, just the disstracks, it was all for entertainment purposes.
01:27 But oh boy, 18 million views on this one. Five years ago?
01:31 This was five years ago, are you kidding me?
01:35 Time's flying by. This is wild.
01:38 Well, Jelly's disstrack was cool, but what about my disstrack?
01:42 And oh boy, it's good. So here we have Weaklings.
01:45 *music*
01:48 Oh yes, I would say the beat's fire. The beat's good.
01:52 You know, it's just royalty free. I think I found it somewhere on YouTube.
01:56 We should just search royalty free disstrack beat. This is how we found it.
02:00 *music*
02:11 I gotta break down these lyrics because they are fire.
02:14 Yes, the mixing and mastering and the engineering wasn't that perfect.
02:18 I have to say, we did this in like a premiere or something like that.
02:23 But the lyrics are fire and they have meaning, okay?
02:28 They have meaning. If you don't know, then you don't know Jelly well enough.
02:33 So let me just break down these, let me go and break down these lyrics.
02:37 "Time to get at this child throwing tantrums, it's gross."
02:41 I mean that's just, you know, Jelly's a child.
02:44 "Watch me spread Jelly thin like Nutella, he toast."
02:48 How deep is that? Because you spread Jelly on your toast.
02:52 Jelly is toast because I'm roasting him and I spread him like Nutella.
02:58 Alright, okay, that's deep. That's fire. That's fire.
03:02 "I've never seen a pussy with three dogs, what a misplacement."
03:06 Jelly has, I think at the time, had three dogs.
03:11 And Jelly's a pussy. And a pussy and three dogs, that's a misplacement.
03:17 You don't place a cat with three dogs. How deep is that?
03:21 Alright, okay. I'm just saying, lyrical ghostwriting genius.
03:27 I mean, I wrote all the lyrics myself.
03:32 *Music*
03:47 Oh, Jelly and Slowco.
03:51 "Trash in the Ozone." I mean, I'm just saying, this song was fire.
03:56 "Diaper change needed, you shitstorm cousin."
04:00 Okay, he's a baby. He's a baby.
04:03 But can we just appreciate how catchy this part of the song is?
04:12 *Music*
04:22 Oh man, how catchy is that?
04:25 I mean, that's by far the catchiest thing I've ever said in my life.
04:29 They are trash in the ozone because they are damaging the planet.
04:35 We're better off without them.
04:38 "I got two weaklings in my crew."
04:40 Which says a lot about me too at the time, because I'm part of my crew.
04:44 It's a joke, right? It's a distract joke.
04:47 But I'd say the depth it goes into is just phenomenal.
04:51 "Two bulls in a public restroom."
04:53 How dirty are the toilets in a public restroom?
04:56 How dirty are they? Have you ever gone to the park?
05:00 Or the beach? Worse.
05:02 You go to the beach and you're like, "I really need to take a shit."
05:06 And you're about to sit down and you look at the bulls, the restroom,
05:10 and you're like, "No way I'm doing this."
05:12 Or even worse, you go bowling and there's all these kids running around
05:15 and you go to the restroom there. That's just...
05:18 Oh man, that's traumatizing.
05:20 Okay. Oh, okay. Now it's the Slowco one.
05:24 The Slowco one's good.
05:26 "Josh be tripping up the money I acquire. Always late."
05:29 Josh was always late. Okay?
05:32 That's what that was about.
05:34 "Sucks at video games. Ugly attire."
05:36 Sucks at video games. Ugly attire.
05:38 I mean, have you seen how this guy dressed at the time?
05:42 I would say his style is pretty good right now.
05:44 "My advice is stay away before your dog becomes a stray."
05:46 My advice is stay away before your dog becomes a stray.
05:50 And what that means is that stay away or I will finish you.
05:57 It's a joke, by the way.
05:59 So your dog becomes a stray.
06:01 That's right. You get it?
06:03 "Think you're smart, but your IQ lower than Brake."
06:06 "Always drag about your English traits. Meet me in the States."
06:09 "For a cup of tea, you don't want to f*** with me."
06:11 Oh, that was good. That was good. That was good.
06:13 "Dapper in luxury. You lazy. I'm Rolls Royce breathing."
06:16 "You have knees as Gucci in a black Prius."
06:18 "I pack a bunch of slap defense."
06:20 I'm Dapper in Luxury. You're leasing because you're too poor to buy.
06:27 That was the roast. Okay?
06:29 I can't say this now because then another 700 channels are going to make videos on me
06:33 that I'm flexing too much or something like that.
06:36 Okay, just watch the amount of flexes. Let's count the amount of flexes.
06:40 "For a cup of tea, you don't want to f*** with me."
06:42 "I'm Dapper in Luxury. You lazy. I'm Rolls Royce breathing."
06:45 "You have knees as Gucci in a black Prius."
06:47 "I pack a bunch of slap defense."
06:49 "Hella Honey's rejected you last week and you're a pyramid."
06:52 Okay, now we go deep. Those three flexes in five seconds.
06:56 Let's watch Green Goblin.
06:59 Ooh.
07:01 Okay, starting off with the opening shot.
07:03 Alright, we rented a Lamborghini.
07:05 I didn't buy it. A lot of people think I own a Lambo.
07:07 I don't, okay?
07:08 This is where the myth of Kwebbelkop being a flexer comes from.
07:12 But this opening shot, we have the kids biking backwards.
07:16 How crazy is that?
07:18 Throne shots, let's go.
07:23 Look at this. That's a full zoom.
07:31 And then I was standing in my apartment dancing while Martijn was in the other building
07:37 with a massive zoom lens.
07:39 And he like zoomed in.
07:41 And then I was dancing and I turned all my lights purple.
07:44 And then I have those art pieces you can see in the background.
07:46 They're still there.
07:48 Oh man, that was fire.
08:11 Okay, there's so many good bits.
08:14 It's just like we couldn't really have that level of quality throughout the entire song.
08:20 But I can imagine if I spent like a month on this song,
08:24 we could make it absolute straight fire.
08:27 By every line being perfect and in a music video like this.
08:40 Oh, oh, oh.
08:44 And then this shot, the final shot.
08:47 Martijn is sitting at the other building, okay?
08:50 No VFX, no nothing.
08:53 Zoom out.
08:55 Look at this.
08:57 He zooms out the lens, okay?
08:59 And the thing was that, that's actually where the shot ends.
09:03 But Martijn was still filming and then we were like,
09:05 "No, no, no, that needs to be the end of the music video."
09:08 How magical is that shot?
09:10 But I hope I gave you some valuable insights.
09:13 Now, if you want me to drop another diss on Jilly and Slogo this time,
09:19 and specifically the 2/3 podcast,
09:22 maybe featuring some familiar faces and familiar names,
09:27 then please drop a like.
09:29 At 100,000 likes, which is an extremely ambitious goal,
09:32 I will drop this diss track.
09:35 And I will go hard on Jilly and Slogo.
09:38 Don't take anything personal.
09:40 Don't seek any hate or any truths in the things that are being said.
09:46 And obviously much love to their families and their dogs,
09:50 and mainly their dogs because I said a lot of things about their dogs.
09:55 They don't speak English anyways.
09:57 100,000 likes. Let's go.