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00:00 - It's pretty far-court.
00:01 - You get married, get a divorce, and a huge settlement,
00:03 and you'd really be okay with me marrying another man?
00:06 - It'd be worth it.
00:07 - We're taking Luke's phone box today.
00:08 - Are you sure?
00:09 - Yes!
00:10 - Poor Tilda.
00:12 - I don't think she's gonna be up for our main event.
00:15 - We're nothing anymore!
00:16 - It's your choice.
00:18 No one else's.
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01:12 - Coffee?
01:21 - Yeah, please.
01:22 - Okay, boss.
01:29 See you in an hour.
01:30 - Morning.
01:34 (upbeat music)
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01:40 (upbeat music)
01:41 - We have nothing in common.
01:43 We never have, we never will.
01:45 - Right, well, that's the first time
01:46 you've literally been right about anything.
01:47 - Oh, why don't you just...
01:49 (grunts)
01:51 (upbeat music)
01:53 (upbeat music)
01:56 - A walk?
01:57 We're still a bit early.
01:58 - Oh, come on.
01:59 It's never too early to stretch the legs.
02:01 - Well, how do you know I've not done my yoga with Adrian?
02:04 - Because you and Matt's been gathering dust
02:05 in the corner for weeks now.
02:07 Hey, come on, drink up.
02:09 You're only a second mug by now.
02:11 - Yeah, no, I feel a bit...
02:15 - Sick?
02:16 - Warm.
02:18 Isn't it warm in here?
02:19 - Well, not particularly,
02:21 but it is dead pleasant outside
02:23 and nobody ever regretted going for a walk.
02:25 And I've got a surprise for you, too.
02:30 - Have you?
02:31 And what is it?
02:31 Do you know how much I love surprises?
02:33 - Oh, it won't be revealed.
02:35 - Can it not be revealed, eh?
02:37 I might even go back to bed.
02:38 - Well, the surprise is outside.
02:40 I promise you, you will love it.
02:42 - Where's McLaughlin?
02:46 - In his house.
02:47 Tricky customer.
02:48 Took about three of them to Restorino.
02:50 - How are things?
02:53 - Yeah, fine, thanks.
02:55 I'm just busy.
02:58 Ton of work to do.
02:59 - Well, give me a shout if I can help at all.
03:02 - Probably not.
03:03 Actually, I'll catch up with you later.
03:06 There's something I need to discuss with you.
03:07 - We should get a coffee then.
03:09 - No, it's...
03:11 I'll just come and find you.
03:12 - I finish my shift in half an hour.
03:13 How about we meet at the love boat?
03:15 - Okay.
03:17 But just as colleagues.
03:20 - Sure.
03:21 What do you want to talk to me about?
03:23 - It's best in private.
03:24 (knocking)
03:27 - Sienna!
03:28 Sienna!
03:31 (upbeat music)
03:33 - These aren't even mine.
03:36 - Yeah, well, the twins don't want them.
03:38 They said they're tacky like you.
03:40 - Better than dull and boring.
03:41 - Oh, I'm the boring one?
03:44 Well, I think that you and your excessively skinny jeans
03:47 should go and take a long, hard look in the mirror.
03:50 - As if I would take fashion advice from you.
03:53 - Well, I would rather have a little baggage
03:54 than be entirely arrogant, selfish, and toxic.
03:58 - Right, you are nuclear, mate.
04:01 - Mate?
04:02 - You know what?
04:04 You're a cold, stuck-up, humorless cow.
04:07 - Well, you are a thick toddler man-child.
04:10 - Are you okay?
04:12 - I hate you.
04:13 - It's easy, right?
04:17 We'll just give it to her straight.
04:18 Sorry, Sindh, your binned.
04:20 - Huh, it rhymes.
04:22 Do you even have a heart?
04:23 - Look, do you want to get nicked at the first hurdle?
04:26 We rescued a portaloo.
04:28 I mean, what happens if she loses focus on the job?
04:30 I'm not risking it.
04:31 - Worst face it, we're a bunch of amateurs.
04:33 - Excuse me, I'm not.
04:34 It's Cindy, it's the weekling.
04:36 - Great, you both want to go to the coffees?
04:38 We've got a lot to discuss.
04:40 - Have we?
04:41 - Well, I've a lot of ideas, even if you two aren't.
04:43 Stayed up last night watching "Baby Driver" for Inspo.
04:45 - You did watch it to the end, right?
04:47 - Why do you two have to be so negative all the time?
04:50 - Because we have got something to tell you two.
04:53 - Oi, oi!
04:54 Sorry, that was loud enough, that was gonna be.
04:57 I was just trying to get Cindy's attention.
04:59 - Oh, I think your shirt's doing that, mate.
05:01 - You don't like my shirt?
05:02 - No offense, but we don't like people
05:04 interrupting us when we're working.
05:06 - I'll get my comb.
05:07 - Well, say something then.
05:10 - Do you have a drink first?
05:14 - Yeah, yeah.
05:15 - Ta-da!
05:20 I have got all of your favorites.
05:23 I've got blueberries, raspberries,
05:28 Pano chocolates, grape juice,
05:30 with plastic cups, obviously,
05:32 because the park rules clearly state no glass,
05:34 but no expense spared.
05:36 - Oh, wow.
05:38 This is all lovely.
05:40 - And it's only part one of your surprise.
05:44 - It's part two, bling.
05:45 - Better.
05:46 - Have you named a star after me?
05:49 - No, but it is close.
05:51 Well, this will mean you're gonna be a star.
05:55 - Spit it out, Tom.
05:56 - Okay.
05:58 I want you to follow your dreams.
06:00 When we first got together,
06:01 you would be so excited talking about studying journalism.
06:05 You were starry-eyed and ambitious.
06:07 - I still am.
06:10 - You know, the article that you wrote on Ali,
06:13 it was passionate, it was heartbreaking.
06:15 So I sent it to Manchester University.
06:19 There's a post-grad journalism course
06:21 that I think will be brilliant for you.
06:23 - Hang on.
06:25 Who did you actually send it to?
06:27 - The course lead at Manchester.
06:30 She wants to Zoom with you later.
06:31 - Today? - Yeah.
06:33 She's just growing up.
06:35 You know, I can take care of the business.
06:37 You essentially have no responsibilities.
06:40 Perfect timing.
06:42 - So everyone heard then, yeah?
06:48 - John McQueen said it were louder than his shirt.
06:50 (laughing)
06:51 - This shirt's fine, there's nothing wrong with it.
06:53 - You okay, mate?
06:55 - Oh, wow, news really does travel fast around here.
06:57 - Right, let's go to the pub.
06:58 - Huh?
06:59 - It's a beautiful day, sun's out, guns out and all that.
07:02 - What's wrong with a wolf pot?
07:03 - You work there?
07:04 - The pub's got more talent.
07:06 - Yeah, not for me, my head is mashed.
07:08 - You want my advice?
07:09 You're better off without 'em.
07:10 - Wow, thank you for the support, it really helps.
07:12 - I can support you over a pint, huh?
07:15 All of you, come on, let's go.
07:17 - Yeah, not me.
07:19 Zoe's agreed to meet for a coffee.
07:20 - Are you sure you should?
07:22 Because she's another one, huh?
07:23 Messing you around?
07:24 - Right, well, deep down I know how she feels
07:26 and we're gonna make it work.
07:28 - Yeah, maybe just take it easy, Sam.
07:30 All right, maybe, don't assume it's all back on.
07:32 - It's fine, we're civil, all right?
07:34 At least we're not screaming in the streets.
07:36 - I didn't mean that, I am sorry for what happened.
07:40 - Does anyone else think he's been a bit obsessive?
07:48 - Yeah, I just think he might be reading
07:50 into things a bit too much.
07:54 - Or maybe he's just hopelessly in love.
07:56 ♪ I've never meant for this to go wrong ♪
08:00 - This is nerves, it's not like you.
08:03 - I'm not feeling like myself today, I did say.
08:07 - You do wanna do a journalist course, don't ya?
08:10 - Yeah, this is dead sweet of ya.
08:13 But why now?
08:16 - Oh, well, you know, just with Imran getting off
08:18 and the chat we had yesterday.
08:21 I wanna make sure that we act on it.
08:23 To be honest, I wanna see more of the Yaz
08:25 that I fell in love with.
08:27 - Tom, I'm still here.
08:30 Just a bit nauseated at the moment.
08:33 - Well, why didn't you say?
08:34 I've got peppermint tea in my flask.
08:37 It's just sweet, isn't it?
08:39 Hey, Jesus, I'm starving.
08:40 What?
08:43 I haven't had any breakfast.
08:44 You know, since Nancy left,
08:46 I never seem to be able to remember
08:48 what to get from the shops.
08:50 - Have you tried writing a list?
08:51 - Don't ya?
08:53 As long as me arm, it's just I forget
08:54 to take it to the supermarket, don't I?
08:55 You know, when I'm being super dad
08:57 and I've got the basket and Oscar and the bags and...
09:00 - How's Nancy getting on?
09:01 - Yeah, yeah, heart surgeon seems positive.
09:04 I think she's in love with him.
09:06 You know, it's Dr. Lathwaite, it is Dr. Lathwaite, no?
09:08 - But Morgan's doing okay.
09:10 - Yeah, I think so.
09:12 They're always a worry, aren't they?
09:14 You know what they say about kids,
09:15 like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
09:18 (laughs)
09:19 - Hmm.
09:20 - Hey.
09:27 - I was a bit early.
09:28 Thought you might be coming this way.
09:30 - Is the boat busy?
09:31 - A bit.
09:33 - Okay, maybe we should go somewhere a bit more quiet.
09:36 - In town?
09:37 - It's just a coffee, Sam.
09:39 - Well, I've got the whole afternoon free,
09:40 cleared the decks.
09:41 - Okay, maybe it's better if we just do this here.
09:49 - I had a meeting this morning with my senior officer.
09:53 - Yeah?
09:53 - I reported you for misconduct.
09:56 - Oh, how did it go?
10:03 You finished it already?
10:04 Is that a good sign?
10:07 - I canceled.
10:08 - What?
10:09 Why?
10:10 - I don't need to talk to any university.
10:14 I'm happy at Holyoakes High.
10:16 - Are you, though?
10:17 - Yeah.
10:18 I mean, it was lovely of you for arranging it
10:21 and everything, and don't think I don't appreciate it,
10:24 but it's just not the right time.
10:26 - Yeah, well, the course doesn't start until September.
10:28 - Well, I don't know what I'm doing in September.
10:31 I can't even think straight at the moment.
10:33 - No, me neither.
10:34 I still need my lunchtime drum bit.
10:36 - I'm pregnant.
10:38 (somber music)
10:40 (upbeat music)
10:53 ♪ La la la la la ♪
10:56 ♪ Warning up ♪
10:57 ♪ La la la la la ♪
11:00 ♪ The boys are waiting ♪
11:01 ♪ La la la la la ♪
11:04 ♪ Warning up ♪
11:05 ♪ La la la la la ♪
11:08 ♪ The boys are waiting ♪
11:09 - Hey, you all right, son?
11:10 ♪ She brings all the boys to the yard ♪
11:12 ♪ And their life is better than yours ♪
11:14 ♪ Damn right, it's better than yours ♪
11:16 ♪ I could teach you, but I have to charge ♪
11:19 - I thought I told you never to knock on my doorway again.
11:22 - When have I ever listened to you?
11:24 - Did anyone see you?
11:25 - Literally no one.
11:26 And thanks to you, I look like a massive loser.
11:28 - Oh, I've missed you.
11:29 - I've got five minutes.
11:30 - I know.
11:31 (kissing)
11:32 Right, wake up.
11:33 I'm just so hot.
11:34 (kissing)
11:36 And you think people bought it?
11:39 - Oh, it's all around the village.
11:41 - And Rafe, he definitely witnessed it.
11:42 - Oh, in all its glory, I have never fancied you so much.
11:44 - How long have you got?
11:45 - All afternoon.
11:46 - Sienna, I want all the gossip right.
11:48 (sighing)
11:52 - Everything okay here?
11:53 You all right?
11:55 - No, and I won't be until he leaves.
11:58 So just take your stupid pan and get out.
12:03 - You know what?
12:06 This meant more to me than you ever did so.
12:07 - Well, that figures because it's small and meaningless,
12:09 just like you.
12:11 - Still not listening.
12:11 Boring.
12:12 La la la la la.
12:14 What's going on?
12:20 (upbeat music)
12:22 - So you're definitely pregnant?
12:25 - Oh yeah.
12:25 - Oh wow.
12:35 They're right, it's definite then.
12:38 - I panicked.
12:39 I bought the last three tests in the chemist last night.
12:42 - And you're only telling me now?
12:43 - Well, I was trying to process.
12:45 And to be honest, I haven't really thought
12:47 about having kids since the last time we spoke about it.
12:50 I was freaked out.
12:51 - But you said then you weren't ruling it out.
12:53 - I know I did.
12:55 But now this, I don't know.
12:59 Like for a start, I take immunosuppressants every day
13:02 and mum's not even here to talk me through
13:03 what that could mean for a pregnancy.
13:05 - Well, have you told your mum?
13:06 - No, and I can't do that over the phone, Tom.
13:09 I just can't.
13:10 - Of course not.
13:11 You don't have to.
13:12 - I promise, I don't like sneaking around
13:16 and hiding things from you.
13:18 But this was just too big for me to get my head around.
13:20 - Hey, we will get our heads around it together.
13:24 You know, I know it's a bit sooner
13:26 than you might have thought,
13:27 but if you decided that you did want a baby,
13:31 we could work it out.
13:33 - I think I just need time to actually think.
13:40 - Why don't I get a doctor's appointment
13:42 and then we can find out what the potential issues might be?
13:44 - What, now?
13:46 - Well, it's best having all the right advice
13:47 for your health and for the baby.
13:50 We should know what we're dealing with.
13:52 - Yeah.
13:59 Immediately?
14:03 Okay.
14:05 Thanks, boss.
14:07 I've been suspended.
14:16 - Immediate effects.
14:17 - I'm sorry, Sam.
14:19 I should go.
14:21 - Wait, wait, wait.
14:22 Can we still get that coffee?
14:23 - I don't think that's a good idea.
14:27 Look, I felt like I had no choice.
14:31 If they found out that I knew what you were doing
14:32 and I didn't say anything,
14:33 that would be my job on the line too.
14:35 - It's just a bit of a shock.
14:38 - You shouldn't have messed around with Warren.
14:41 A copper doesn't plant evidence.
14:43 - I know.
14:45 It was stupid and it was wrong.
14:49 - This is your job, your career.
14:52 You shouldn't act like that.
14:53 Look, maybe this time out will help you to focus.
14:57 - Perfect time.
15:05 - Two weeks?
15:11 I can't wait that long for an appointment.
15:13 - What did you expect?
15:14 - What, a swifter service?
15:16 You've got heart condition.
15:17 - And you're making it worse.
15:18 Stop stressing.
15:20 - We made it.
15:23 Off you go.
15:24 Someone's in a rush.
15:26 - Steph and her little friend Mila
15:28 had too much apple juice after the dance class.
15:30 - I'll sort her.
15:32 - Beth?
15:36 - You missing him already?
15:38 - Something like that.
15:42 - No, he's only at the end of a phone.
15:45 Or a mildly abusive text.
15:47 - I know, but he's gone, living this new adventure
15:52 and I've got to get on with it.
15:54 This might sound strange,
15:58 but do you ever struggle to know
16:01 if you've made the right decision on things?
16:04 - All the time.
16:04 But I usually wait a bit
16:09 and the answer presents itself.
16:12 - I'll leave you to it.
16:13 - You don't need to rush into anything, you know.
16:23 It's a big decision, becoming a parent.
16:25 - You're a brilliant dad, sis, Steph.
16:28 - Yeah, well, you're pretty amazing with yourself.
16:32 - But I'm not her mum now, am I?
16:36 - Right, well, it doesn't change anything.
16:38 We are family, okay?
16:40 So please, don't put all things up.
16:43 This is about your happiness too.
16:46 - I just want to make sure that we're okay.
16:51 - We are.
16:52 So, are we gonna have this baby?
16:58 - All right, those rounders here.
17:03 - I'm starving, where's the food?
17:05 - I'll go hurry Darren up.
17:06 - Get another bottle of wine.
17:07 - Rose ate all day?
17:09 - You need to slow down.
17:11 - Hi.
17:12 Join us if I fancy, if you fancy.
17:17 - Maybe later.
17:18 - What's Peter saying, do you remember?
17:20 - Yeah, I think I'll leave you to it.
17:21 - No, look, about yesterday, it's not what it looked like.
17:24 It was just like a big misunderstanding, wasn't it, Grace?
17:28 - Yes, yes, don't worry about it, like.
17:30 - Your mate, he's supposed to be your mate?
17:32 - Yeah, my friend.
17:33 Well, I thought I knew him, you know,
17:36 but then he started mouthing off and being all sexist
17:39 and I was like, hmm.
17:40 - Yeah, so we just like thought we'd teach him a lesson
17:43 in a really kind way.
17:45 - Oh, good for you.
17:47 - 'Cause it's like, it's 2023,
17:49 you can't behave like that, matey.
17:50 (laughing)
17:53 - Well, you girls take care of yourself.
17:55 Not like you can't take care of yourself
17:56 because you totally did that yesterday.
17:58 See you later.
18:00 - That was weird.
18:02 Right, as soon as Cindy's back,
18:04 you are telling her she's off the job.
18:06 - Why me?
18:07 - Because you're family.
18:08 - Technically I'm not and I don't want to upset her.
18:11 - Tough luck.
18:12 - One margarita pizza, one goat's cheese
18:16 and a garlic bread, I say.
18:17 - Garlic bread?
18:18 - It's on its way.
18:19 - Well, could you hurry up with the wine, please?
18:21 Top, top, top, top.
18:22 - My pleasure.
18:23 - You're welcome, ladies.
18:25 - Cindy, Zara has got something to tell you.
18:29 - No, I haven't.
18:31 - Yes, you have.
18:32 - No, forgot, no, can't remember, no.
18:34 - Spit it out, we've got a point to finalise.
18:36 - That's just it.
18:37 You haven't.
18:38 You're off the job.
18:40 You're fired.
18:43 - What, he must have done something?
18:47 - Well, haven't they all?
18:49 - Did he cheat on you?
18:50 - As if.
18:51 - Are you sure?
18:52 'Cause he looks like a cheater.
18:55 - Does he?
18:56 - Why?
18:58 'Cause his eyes, they're too close together.
19:01 And he grunts and he speaks.
19:04 - He does do that.
19:06 - You're not gonna take him back, are you?
19:08 Not after what he called you.
19:09 - Absolutely not, okay, I've moved on.
19:12 - Already?
19:13 See, isn't it?
19:15 You're in denial.
19:16 Tell me now.
19:17 - Fine, he tried to pimp me out, all right?
19:21 - You what?
19:22 He tried to pimp you out?
19:25 - Obviously, I'm joking.
19:28 I just don't want to talk about it.
19:30 - Why not?
19:31 I'm your best mate.
19:33 And to be fair, I'm your only mate.
19:35 I have other friends.
19:37 - Who?
19:38 - I really appreciate you coming over, but I'm fine.
19:41 Honestly, I'm so fine that,
19:44 actually, I have my eye on someone else.
19:47 - You little.
19:48 Who is it?
19:50 Tell me now.
19:51 - A lady never tells, Stephen.
19:53 - Gestational diabetes, hypertension,
19:58 just two of the risks.
20:00 - I'm sure they would monitor your whole pregnancy.
20:03 - And don't bank on it.
20:04 And don't forget, I'm on immunosuppressants.
20:07 - I haven't forgot.
20:08 I just imagined that they'd be managed.
20:10 - I guess so.
20:11 - So what are you thinking?
20:14 - There's just lots of risks.
20:17 - You can have a healthy pregnancy, if you want it.
20:21 - Apart from the risk of preeclampsia,
20:27 and if I wanted to breastfeed,
20:29 what if all the medication I'm on is toxic for the baby?
20:32 I mean, I don't know.
20:33 I'll have to research all that.
20:35 - You know, I know no one can be 100% sure,
20:38 but are you just looking for an excuse
20:40 not to have this baby?
20:41 - Look, I'm sorry about the suspension.
20:48 But if you hold your head down and apologise,
20:50 you'll get through this.
20:51 Look, maybe it's a good thing.
20:53 A reset.
20:54 - It all just feels so pointless now.
20:57 - Sam, you love being a copper.
21:00 Don't forget that.
21:02 - Well, I love you more, Zoe.
21:05 - Okay, look, please.
21:06 Don't do this.
21:08 - I'm being serious.
21:09 What we had is way more important to me than any job.
21:11 If we try, we can still have that.
21:13 - We can't.
21:16 It's over.
21:18 - Please, Zoe.
21:20 One last time, I promise.
21:22 With a fresh start, there's every reason to.
21:24 Come on, we're good together.
21:27 You know that.
21:28 We get each other.
21:29 We laugh, we cry.
21:30 We had something special.
21:31 Do you want to throw that away?
21:32 - There's nothing to lose anymore, Sam.
21:35 - You might just regret it.
21:36 A lot of people do, you know.
21:38 - We're done.
21:39 Just leave it.
21:40 - I'm so sorry.
21:54 Sorry.
21:55 - That's fine.
21:55 Did Sam upset you?
21:56 Zoe, you're pregnant.
22:01 - I'm not pregnant.
22:02 - You can't tell him.
22:05 Please.
22:06 - More tomorrow.
22:11 Share your cancer stories, memories,
22:13 and bereavement journeys with us on Hollyoaks' TikTok
22:16 and see other people's experiences
22:17 by searching the hashtag #ObesTonightUPM.
22:20 We're next here on four.
22:21 It's today's news.
22:23 (upbeat music)
22:26 - Ooh, is it Felix?
22:36 He's hot.
22:37 - No.
22:38 - Wet wipe, Sam?
22:41 - Please.
22:42 - Well, that'd be weird, wouldn't it?
22:44 Weirder than you painting my tongue nails.
22:46 - Will you just keep them still?
22:48 - Oh, what about Damon?
22:50 - He's practically family.
22:52 - Eh, never saw you before.
22:54 (laughing)
22:55 Ah, okay.
22:56 Oh, Warren.
22:57 Please tell me it's not Warren.
22:59 - It is not Warren Fox, okay?
23:01 It is someone far classier than that.
23:04 And anyway, I'm not telling.
23:07 (upbeat music)
23:10 (upbeat music)
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