Retrouvez William Leymergie entouré d’experts, du lundi au vendredi en direct dès 12h45, pour une émission dédiée aux problématiques de notre quotidien.
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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 Y'a pas de thème particulier mais là pour commencer on va commencer donc dans la salle d'attente d'un hôpital.
00:09 Oui ou d'un médecin comme vous voulez.
00:11 Alors évidemment tous les patients sont là pour se faire soigner.
00:14 Ils ont tous des petits bobos ou des plus gros bobos.
00:17 Et ils sont inquiets mais pas forcément pour les raisons que vous croyez.
00:21 *musique*
00:23 *musique*
00:28 "Excuse me." "That wasn't me." "said Hillary, who's only taken 347 steps today. 348, 349, 350." "I cycled here." "On an e-bike."
00:42 "Speaking of cycles, Mary's period is due to start in three days." "It is?" "And her friend hasn't washed his hands since Monday." "Yeah, I'd put that back."
00:54 "How do you know so much about us?" "I don't like it." "It's your health data. You've been sharing it without realizing it."
00:59 "That's how I know about Kevin's rash." "And your halitosis." "Wakes up to pee." "Untrue." "Bunions." "Lice." "Strand." "Ringworm." "Ha ha, who's next?"
01:12 "Wait, what's that in your hand?" "No, no, stop!" "Way to ruin the fun."
01:22 "Yes, yes, yes, obviously, nobody wants to see this medical information being shared to everyone. We're not like the others, we have as much as you, so we know."
01:30 "Yes, but it would be a bit of a disaster, we don't really want everyone to know our health information. So, it's an ad that uses satire,
01:38 that projects you into a world that you don't want to see coming, to promote this new app on the phone that allows you to keep your health information, but..."
01:48 "We're not far off, though." "It's true." "The little girl you're going to see now might, I mean might, need to go see a doctor."
01:55 "Yes, it's her mistress, in fact, who is disturbed by her condition."
02:01 *Signal sonore*
02:03 *Signal sonore*
02:31 "Not bad, eh? She thought this little girl was a moron."
02:36 "The fact that she has her mouth open makes her look a bit like a whore, so she prefers to be given round-nosed scissors. It's safer. In fact, a nasal spray would help her breathe a lot better."
02:45 "But I think the little girl does very well, the one who can't breathe." "Yes, that's true."
02:50 "We're moving on to the prisoners now, who are not in very good shape either."
02:55 "Well, you have to say that the conditions of imprisonment, especially in the Middle Ages, I think it's happening now, it wasn't great, it was even rougher than today."
03:04 *Sifflement*
03:06 *Sifflement*
03:08 "Dilly dilly."
03:10 *Sifflement*
03:12 "Greg, you're alive, where'd you go?"
03:14 "Get a beer."
03:16 *Sifflement*
03:18 "Wait, so you escaped the pit of misery, and you came back?" "Yeah, with the *BEEP*."
03:22 "That is the dumbest thing that I-" "Oh, shut up, Doug."
03:24 "Yeah, shut up, Doug. Dilly dilly."
03:26 "Dilly dilly!"
03:28 "So, what'd I miss?" "Kevin cried."
03:30 "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did."
03:32 "Here's to the friends you can always count on."
03:34 "You get it, it's an ad for a beer."
03:36 "A beer that is visibly so good for your partner that he's able to get out of prison and come back in the hot bed with his beers, because, well, obviously, you have to drink them in moderation."
03:46 "The little slogan, "Dilly dilly"-" "Dilly dilly" is this brand of beer, it's a bit like the war cry of all the beer lovers."
03:56 "It's an ad for this beer." "They say that, what does it mean? It means nothing, but it's a slogan. The rest is calmer?"
04:04 "Yes, it's calmer, but it's a bit embarrassing, still."
04:06 "Ah."
04:08 *Splash*
04:10 *Splash*
04:12 *Splash*
04:14 *Splash*
04:16 "Dad, have you seen the boat keys?"
04:18 "Nope."
04:20 *Splash*
04:22 "Should be there somewhere."
04:24 *Splash*
04:26 *Splash*
04:28 *Splash*
04:30 *Splash*
04:32 "I could stay out here forever."
04:34 *Splash*
04:36 *Splash*
04:38 "Ah oui, d'un genre, fiston, c'est mieux d'avoir une bonne vue pour aller pêcher."
04:42 "Si on confond la clé du bateau avec l'hameçon, c'est sûr que c'est mieux."
04:46 "Et il y a toute une série de pubs comme ça pour cette marque d'opticiens, que je trouve très drôle, on en passe souvent."
04:52 "C'est quel pays ça déjà?"
04:54 "C'est le Canada."
04:56 "Par quoi on termine maintenant?"
04:58 "Une nuit de noces, assez romantique, c'est une très belle jeune femme et son mari qui est un petit peu plus âgé qu'elle."
05:04 "Un petit peu plus."
05:06 *Musique*
05:34 *Musique*
05:36 *Rugissement*
05:38 *Musique*
05:40 *Rugissement*
05:42 *Musique*
05:44 *Rugissement*
05:46 *Musique*
05:48 *Rugissement*
05:50 *Musique*
05:52 *Rires*
05:54 "C'est vrai qu'elle a pas pu se débarrasser de lui."
05:56 "La faute à cette couette et ses oreillers ventilés, franchement, elle pourra pas éviter tout de suite."
06:00 "Et ça, elle le savait pas, la prouf chérie."
06:02 "L'union de son mari et de sa mère."
06:04 "Elle avait de bonnes intentions."
06:06 [Musique]