Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 18th August 2023
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 18th August 2023
Transcript
00:00 "Wisdom, wisdom."
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariya'.
00:06 Friends, you must have heard the word 'Ghalti' and 'Kotahi'.
00:10 A mistake is something that a person commits unknowingly.
00:13 But 'Kotahi' is something else.
00:15 What is 'Kotahi'?
00:16 'Kotahi' is something that we often consider our fate.
00:19 And this is a very wrong thing.
00:21 That is why many people are left behind in life.
00:23 And this is a mistake that you commit against yourself
00:26 and you don't realise it unknowingly.
00:28 For example, if Allah had given you a pen
00:32 and made you the author of this thing
00:34 and gave you so much strength and intelligence
00:37 that you can write 10 books and you have written 5 in your life
00:40 and you have done 'Iktafa' on 5,
00:43 then you have committed 'Kotahi'.
00:45 You have committed 'Kotahi'.
00:46 And there is only one person in the universe who commits 'Kotahi'.
00:50 Otherwise, no tree would have stopped growing
00:54 until the power of Allah in its seed
00:57 is fulfilled.
00:59 Today, do one thing. Sit down, do a 'Muraqabah'
01:01 and think about the mistakes you have made in your life.
01:05 And decide from today that you won't do it
01:07 and you will give your maximum to your life
01:10 and you will stop doing 'Kotahi'.
01:12 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:15 It is very hot. So let's take you to a mountainous area
01:18 and see what the situation is there.
01:20 Meena!
01:22 Meena! Meena! Meena! Meena!
01:27 If someone had put a scarf on your head, what would you do?
01:31 I would have done this.
01:32 I have left the world and made these mountains my friends.
01:37 How did you reach here? Where is your car?
01:40 The place where I have come to camp, Mr. Haroon.
01:42 Yes.
01:43 No car can come here.
01:45 Okay, no car can come.
01:46 I have reached here on foot in 3-4 weeks.
01:49 Oh!
01:50 And have you taken a ride?
01:51 No, I have taken a ride in a motorbike.
01:55 A jeep can come, right?
01:57 You are talking about a jeep, Irza.
01:59 Believe me, I have come on foot.
02:01 I had one leg like this and one like this.
02:04 Like this. - Oh!
02:05 I felt like a goat was grazing on my thigh.
02:08 You have climbed up like a mountain goat.
02:11 Mr. Haroon, I have climbed straight like this.
02:14 Oh! - I have also met Raj Markhor.
02:16 Then? - He has put my 'Sajji' on my legs.
02:19 Then how did you come back safely?
02:22 He is a snake eater.
02:24 I am saying the same thing. How did you come back safely?
02:26 I don't say anything to humans. - Okay.
02:28 You know that a goat and a cow never separate.
02:31 Then what is the connection between a mountain goat and a goat?
02:33 It is a long story.
02:35 And your total shot is of 34 minutes.
02:38 Okay, tell me in short. Why have you come?
02:40 It is just that..
02:42 It is short.
02:44 It is not short, it is speed.
02:48 Actually, our business was in the mountains.
02:51 Okay.
02:52 My parents.. Because there is no one here in the mountains.
02:55 Okay.
02:55 They went to the city to make progress.
02:57 Okay.
02:58 My younger brother stayed here.
03:00 He said that he will not go with his parents.
03:02 Okay.
03:04 He has become a monkey after roaming around here.
03:06 Have you come to take him?
03:08 He also doesn't want to go. I have come here for his safety.
03:10 Okay. - So that he doesn't get beaten.
03:12 Then how long will you stay here?
03:14 From where will you eat and drink?
03:15 My brother.. You know that he is a monkey.
03:18 Okay.
03:18 He doesn't like anything or anyone.
03:21 I have brought fish today. I am cooking it.
03:23 I remembered 'Into the Wild' movie after seeing you.
03:26 I pray that it doesn't have the same end.
03:28 Yes, he also used to eat weird things.
03:30 You are also doing the same.
03:32 Danish, you don't remember the hereafter.
03:33 You remember movies.
03:35 Introduce me to your brother.
03:37 Baban, come out.
03:40 Yes.
03:41 Baban, come.
03:42 Greetings.
03:43 Greetings.
03:45 He is not Baban, he is Baboon.
03:47 Is he okay?
03:50 Thank God. Why don't you go to the city?
03:52 Why do you stay here?
03:53 No, brother. It's not fun to stay here.
03:55 Okay. - Is the food ready?
03:57 The food is ready.
03:58 You just get someone's flatbread.
04:01 What flatbread?
04:03 Someone's 'Khameeri'?
04:04 No. - What?
04:06 The flatbread that Madhuri has brought.
04:08 Listen. - Yes.
04:09 I have brought raw 'Kanare' yesterday.
04:11 I have got raw 'Chokhle' the day before yesterday.
04:13 Are you a human or a monkey?
04:16 Brother, I am going to steal.
04:18 I don't have time to eat.
04:19 I am going to eat the 'Chittar' too.
04:20 Give it to me. - I am going to steal.
04:21 He is a commando. He doesn't remember anyone.
04:23 Really? - Yes.
04:24 What is that?
04:26 If you go to a deserted place, eating and drinking becomes a problem.
04:29 The prices are too high.
04:31 Either you take your stuff and cook there.
04:34 When there were no restaurants in the hill stations,
04:37 what did people do?
04:38 They took dry things with them.
04:40 They used to spend money on them.
04:41 It's not about the past or the present.
04:44 Whenever I go to the northern areas,
04:46 I take my food and drink with me.
04:49 Really? - Yes.
04:50 I cooked 'Kadhai' at Babu Sir's shop at night.
04:53 On the cylinder.
04:54 It's fun.
04:55 Who would have come to buy it at night?
04:57 I did.
04:59 Who is he?
05:01 He looks like a man from 'Shatrughan'.
05:06 Where are you going?
05:10 What?
05:11 What happened? He looks like a hunter.
05:14 I will put the pot inside. He has a bad intention.
05:17 Your letter is white. You must have cooked it in the morning.
05:22 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
05:25 Greetings, young man.
05:26 Who are you? What are you doing in the hills?
05:28 I am a hunter.
05:29 I found out that there is a Yeti in the hills.
05:34 You are looking for a Yeti?
05:36 Yeti? - But I met with an accident.
05:39 What happened?
05:40 Someone stole my gun.
05:41 How did it happen?
05:42 I was very tired.
05:43 I see. - I was standing under a tree for two minutes.
05:46 You are a fool, Mirza.
05:47 I was awake.
05:49 I saw the mountains of sorrows.
05:51 I saw some relatives.
05:54 What is he talking about?
05:55 I thought that it is possible that I forgot it somewhere.
05:58 Yes, it is possible.
05:59 But I searched the entire hill after that.
06:03 I see. How is it possible that you searched the entire hill?
06:06 Sir, it has been more than a month.
06:09 I see.
06:10 I searched every corner of the hill.
06:12 Your clothes make me feel that you have just woken up
06:15 from a fancy hotel.
06:16 I searched the entire hill for a month and a half.
06:18 But I didn't change my clothes.
06:20 I don't even wash my face in front of you.
06:23 So, you are not getting your gun.
06:26 I am not getting my gun.
06:28 Please help me.
06:30 It is okay. You can get a lot of things here.
06:33 It is a very expensive gun.
06:34 Because there are no air-raid shelters in the hills.
06:39 Why will the air-raid shelters take up the guns?
06:40 He doesn't listen to anyone.
06:42 Where did he go? Where is he?
06:44 I will just have a couple of glasses of water.
06:46 It is fun to live in the hills.
06:50 There are a few people who are fond of wilderness.
06:53 This is the best place for them.
06:56 Greetings, brother. - Rotis.
06:59 Sorry, brother. I had gone to steal rotis.
07:01 Yes. - They will make rotis.
07:03 They will make potato-filled rice.
07:04 I want to buy some rice.
07:07 Sorry, brother. You know that I don't like rice.
07:10 You can wear it. - Why?
07:11 You have packed your bags.
07:13 No, it is a hunter. He searches for a yeti.
07:15 What does he search for? - Yeti.
07:17 He searches for a yeti.
07:20 I am tired. I am wide awake.
07:27 How long will I sleep?
07:30 Here. - No.
07:31 Brother, you didn't sleep for a minute.
07:33 Thank God, I slept.
07:37 (Laughs)
07:38 (Applause)
07:41 He is a planet's alien.
07:42 Alien.
07:43 No, he is a fat man.
07:45 He sleeps with his legs crossed.
07:47 (Laughs)
07:48 (Sings a song)
07:53 (Sings a song)
07:57 (Sings a song)
08:01 He has climbed two mountains.
08:03 (Laughs)
08:05 How did you climb so many mountains?
08:07 I am very tired.
08:09 You are tired.
08:10 I have parked my car.
08:12 It took me four minutes to reach here.
08:15 What? - The car is not here.
08:16 The car is on the top.
08:18 (Laughs)
08:19 The engine is up there.
08:20 It is on this side.
08:22 There is a road there.
08:23 (Laughs)
08:26 I am here.
08:28 (Laughs)
08:29 I have been here for six days.
08:31 (Laughs)
08:32 You didn't even ask anyone.
08:34 I asked a man, where is Jirna lake?
08:38 He said, it is on the top of the mountain.
08:39 I climbed there.
08:41 (Laughs)
08:42 I was asking him, where is the way?
08:44 He is a fool.
08:46 He said, it is on the top of the mountain.
08:47 I was sitting there.
08:48 (Laughs)
08:49 Go there and camp.
08:53 Where?
08:54 Where should we camp?
08:55 Behind the mountain.
08:57 Okay, let's go behind the mountain.
08:58 Okay.
08:59 Let me go this way.
09:00 I want to see a gun.
09:02 There is a gun.
09:03 You can't shoot with a gun.
09:04 I shot him.
09:05 (Laughs)
09:09 You can't shoot with a gun.
09:12 I came here to shoot a Yeti.
09:17 Yeti?
09:18 Yes.
09:18 A Punjabi Yeti?
09:20 Not a jetty.
09:22 Let it be a gun.
09:23 (Laughs)
09:24 A Daza.
09:25 Yes.
09:26 A Daza.
09:27 Yes.
09:28 You can't shoot with a gun.
09:30 You can't shoot with a gun.
09:32 I don't have a relation with anyone.
09:35 (Laughs)
09:37 I am a Daza.
09:40 A relation?
09:41 A Daza?
09:43 (Laughs)
09:44 Come here.
09:46 I think there is a glass on the water.
09:48 No, it is ice.
09:50 It is cold.
09:51 (Sings)
10:05 Even after getting married, he says, "I am indebted to you."
10:08 (Laughs)
10:09 (Sings)
10:18 Greetings.
10:19 Greetings.
10:20 Where are you?
10:21 We have come for a picnic.
10:23 You are in a hurry.
10:24 You can rest for 15 more days.
10:26 (Laughs)
10:27 You have a small child.
10:28 You have come in the cold.
10:29 All of us have small children.
10:31 (Laughs)
10:32 How many mothers do you have?
10:33 One mother and two uncles.
10:36 Oh, God!
10:37 I will go to the toilet.
10:39 Go to the toilet quickly.
10:40 I will not be able to sleep.
10:41 I was sitting here for a day.
10:43 And you are here.
10:44 Look.
10:45 You have come from here.
10:46 Yes.
10:47 You didn't see a gun.
10:49 A gun is a cartridge.
10:51 Yes.
10:51 It is missing.
10:53 Yes.
10:54 Do you remember?
10:55 Yes, I remember.
10:56 When we said that we had bought a gun from Swat.
10:58 Yes.
11:00 No, that will not happen.
11:01 (Laughs)
11:02 I thought you were lying.
11:04 I didn't go to Swat.
11:06 (Laughs)
11:07 I will rest for a while.
11:10 Don't disturb me.
11:11 Get up. Hurry up.
11:12 The boy is here.
11:14 Come here.
11:15 The child is cute.
11:17 Yes.
11:18 All children are like us.
11:19 Come here.
11:20 I have to show you the face.
11:22 He is very cute.
11:24 Look at his colour.
11:25 Yes.
11:26 You have come for the first time.
11:27 Yes.
11:28 You will come for the second time.
11:30 (Laughs)
11:31 Look at the colour of the child.
11:33 Yes.
11:34 It seems that the colour has gone on the mother's face.
11:36 Yes.
11:37 The mother's hair has gone.
11:38 (Laughs)
11:40 I was saying to the sister.
11:41 You think he is a boy.
11:44 No.
11:45 I am checking.
11:46 I think the child is sleeping.
11:48 Yes.
11:49 Do you want it?
11:50 (Laughs)
11:51 Hold it like this.
11:54 Hold it like this.
11:56 Hold it.
11:57 You have kept the baby wife with you.
11:59 Yes.
12:01 Good.
12:01 Hold it like this.
12:02 Hold it for a minute.
12:04 It is going.
12:06 Pray that the child's operation gets over.
12:08 (Laughs)
12:09 You have fed the baby chickpeas.
12:10 It is smelling so much.
12:12 It is not opening.
12:14 Do you have a 16 mm needle?
12:15 (Laughs)
12:16 What should I do? Why is it not opening?
12:19 Sister, come to this side.
12:21 Help me.
12:22 (Music)
12:27 (Laughs)
12:30 Hold this.
12:31 Yes.
12:32 What are you making me do with this car?
12:36 Clap.
12:38 (Claps)
12:40 Drop me near the mountain.
12:43 Okay.
12:44 Come on.
12:45 Don't throw me down the mountain.
12:47 (Laughs)
12:48 What should I do if you throw me down the mountain?
12:50 Don't do this.
12:51 Keep a bag and put all the garbage in it.
12:53 Take it with you on your way back.
12:54 No.
12:55 I have eaten all the food from the mountain.
12:57 Don't do this.
12:58 Hello.
13:00 Mr. Arun, it is written everywhere.
13:02 Don't do this.
13:02 Believe me.
13:03 It is thrown in the glasses.
13:04 It is thrown in the glasses.
13:05 There is no need to write.
13:08 Of course.
13:09 What was that?
13:15 It is a gym today.
13:16 The place looks good.
13:17 Oh, beautiful.
13:18 Oh, mind-blowing sight.
13:20 Yes.
13:20 He is the same guy who is crazy about motorcycles.
13:23 He is going to the same place.
13:23 (Laughs)
13:25 All the childhood scenes have come in front of me.
13:27 You have been crazy about green since childhood.
13:30 Take it.
13:32 Will you have it?
13:32 Take it.
13:34 Uncle, will you have mango?
13:37 (Laughs)
13:38 Uncle, come on.
13:39 Pick it up.
13:40 This is for the foreigners.
13:42 You have it.
13:44 You are my sister.
13:45 You have it.
13:46 No.
13:46 Eat it.
13:48 Where have you come from?
13:50 We have come from Sialkot.
13:52 Have you come on a motorcycle?
13:53 Yes, on a motorcycle.
13:54 From this far?
13:55 Yes.
13:56 You can see the person on the journey.
13:57 Yes.
13:58 How he treats everyone.
14:00 Absolutely.
14:01 Wow, he ran away.
14:02 God forbid.
14:03 They don't have any etiquette or manners.
14:06 We don't eat without any manners.
14:09 But don't spread this gun.
14:11 For God's sake, let this place be clean.
14:13 This is your own house.
14:15 You are not here to search for a Yeti.
14:17 You are a researcher.
14:19 Why are you eating mango with them?
14:20 Mr. Haroon, what is a Yeti?
14:22 When new civilizations started to emerge,
14:26 people used to live near rivers or in places where there are many plants.
14:33 So that they can eat them.
14:34 People were not interested in agriculture.
14:37 So people used to make it famous about their areas.
14:42 If you notice, the more beautiful, greener and more luxurious a place is,
14:48 the more people say that there are fairies, jinns and ghosts.
14:51 Mythical creatures.
14:52 Mythical creatures.
14:53 People used to try to avoid people from coming here.
14:58 They wanted to live here.
15:00 There is a place in Sindh called Rani Kot Fort.
15:02 Yes.
15:02 It is famous for having fairies.
15:05 Yes, that's why people were told not to come here.
15:08 And not to ruin it.
15:09 Yeti is found in every country but in a different name.
15:14 Yes.
15:14 People used to make the jinns eat them.
15:16 Like in America, there is a Sasquatch.
15:19 Sasquatch, Bigfoot.
15:21 Even a very intelligent man used to believe in Yeti.
15:24 We had Edmund Hillary.
15:26 Yes, that too a Yeti.
15:28 But there is no Yeti.
15:29 It is said that Yeti is a bipedal animal that lives in snowy areas and high mountains.
15:35 Okay.
15:36 - Oh! - Oh!
15:38 - Oh! - Don't hit him.
15:40 - You go there. - He is hurt.
15:42 - Pranali. - First, I lost my privacy.
15:44 You were talking about such a beautiful place.
15:47 Now you know why I don't go to the city.
15:49 Oh!
15:50 How did you get my gun?
15:52 You didn't find Yeti, so I found an anaconda.
15:55 - Oh! - I will kill him.
15:57 Give me my gun.
15:59 I know him.
16:00 Hey, clean up here.
16:04 - Get lost. - Best.
16:06 Best.
16:08 Clean up your mess.
16:10 - Oh! - Clean up your mess.
16:12 Sir, it is better to train people who live in the jungle.
16:15 - Yes. - Yes, Gokhale.
16:17 Otherwise, imagine what would have happened to the jungle if all the animals were dirty.
16:20 - Pick up your mess. - Hurry up.
16:23 - Get out of here. - Get out.
16:25 - Get out. - Get out.
16:26 - Get out. - Get out.
16:28 - Get out. - You made a scene.
16:30 I was telling him.
16:31 - Get out. - Listen.
16:32 - Yes. - You are leading.
16:34 - Yes. - You get out.
16:36 - What? - Get out.
16:38 Hurry up.
16:40 She is back.
16:41 Hurry up.
16:44 - Where is the cleaner? - You are my blood.
16:46 - It is spoilt. - We never part.
16:49 It has happened a thousand times.
16:51 If everyone leaves,
16:53 you will have to eat half a crore and leave.
16:56 - What? - Give me my gun. I will go back.
17:00 I will shoot you. I am not joking.
17:03 - Listen. - Get lost.
17:04 - Listen to me. - No.
17:06 - Listen to me. - You are listening to me.
17:07 - You will kill me. - What?
17:09 - What is it? - You know I was in Kurudh.
17:12 Yes.
17:13 I had 27 bullets.
17:16 27 bullets.
17:17 How many are there?
17:19 - Two. - There must be 27.
17:22 Okay.
17:23 Is this a gun?
17:24 Two are in it.
17:26 Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
17:32 We will meet again after the break.
17:34 Nature has made the night to rest.
17:37 - Wow. - Nature has made the night to rest.
17:41 Don't waste it kissing the hand free.
17:43 Wow.
17:46 Welcome back, viewers.
17:51 Now we have joined by Qaid
17:53 and our dear and beloved Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
17:57 - Wow. - Doctor, why?
17:59 Why this guy?
18:01 Doctor, you have lost one segment.
18:04 You should have brought a car.
18:05 - I will tell you something. - Yes.
18:09 Qaid called me and said, 'See, Irza.'
18:11 'When I come to the next show, I will bring a jugat.'
18:14 Has anyone remembered a jugat in this week?
18:17 I feel like the face of the deceased
18:20 has been combed by the papaya.
18:22 - Wow. - Wow.
18:24 Very nice.
18:26 Okay, Qaid, what have you brought today?
18:29 I have a song for the bike riders.
18:30 They get drenched in the rain.
18:33 So I have a song for them.
18:35 - Last time, the car got drenched. - Yes.
18:37 - Now the motorcycle. - It is getting better.
18:40 It will get dry if you keep singing.
18:43 Last time, I got drenched.
18:44 Now I saw the bike riders getting drenched.
18:46 So I wrote a song for them.
18:47 - Wow. - Wow.
18:48 You saw the bike riders getting drenched.
18:51 - I remembered. - Very good.
18:53 Usually, the car drivers don't think
18:56 whether the water droplets are falling on the bike or not.
19:00 And they often explain the reason for it.
19:04 'What should I do? There is water.'
19:06 'Water will fly. This will happen. That will happen.'
19:08 Nothing like that happens.
19:10 If you drive the car with respect like a man
19:13 then don't get drenched and think so much.
19:16 Some people are like that.
19:18 - They have to offer prayers with their clothes. - Yes.
19:20 - They have to keep their clothes clean. - Yes.
19:22 So you are committing a sin.
19:25 - But the car drivers.. - Yes.
19:28 Some bike riders say..
19:30 'It is a waste of money.'
19:33 You have taken care of it.
19:36 I take care of the bike riders.
19:39 - Really? - Yes.
19:40 The bike riders were telling me.
19:42 - Okay. - When he bought the car..
19:46 The tires of the car have been drenched many times.
19:49 He asked, 'How does it rain?'
19:51 - When a guest comes to their house.. - Yes.
19:54 He asks the other cars, 'How is the world outside?'
19:58 They ask each other, 'Why are you so wet?'
20:01 - He is.. - 'I have to keep the car in the back.'
20:05 - He takes care of the bike. - Okay.
20:08 He takes care of it.
20:09 Yes.
20:11 "It rained and my hair got wet."
20:18 "It rained and my bike got wet."
20:24 Wow!
20:25 "It rained and the roads were wet."
20:31 "It rained and the roads were wet."
20:38 - Wow! - Wow!
20:40 "The water was dirty."
20:46 "It was very cool."
20:48 "My bike doesn't run on these wet roads."
21:01 "I keep getting scared every moment."
21:07 "I keep praying every moment."
21:14 "I want to ride a bike."
21:20 "I want to ride a bike."
21:27 "I want to ride a bike."
21:30 "It rained and my hair got wet."
21:37 "It rained and the water was dirty."
21:44 "My bike.."
21:46 Wow!
21:48 - Wow! - Amazing!
21:50 - Thank you. - Very good.
21:51 Now, the melodious one.
21:53 He was about to say, 'It was a dry patch.'
21:56 Doctor, what have you brought for us?
21:59 It's a poem about the youth.
22:01 'Don't be so cruel to your lovers.'
22:05 - Wow! - Wow!
22:06 'Don't be so cruel to your lovers.'
22:08 'Don't spread lies.'
22:10 'Don't filter them.'
22:12 - Wow! - Wow!
22:14 Then he said, 'I don't bring cream.'
22:16 'Don't spread lies.'
22:18 'Don't filter them.'
22:20 'And my Danish style.'
22:23 'I am not a wife who kills.'
22:25 - Oh! - 'The bullet is falling.'
22:27 'Don't scratch your head.'
22:28 - Wow! - Wow!
22:32 'The bullet is falling.'
22:34 'Don't scratch your head.'
22:35 But the bullet falls from such small hair.
22:37 The bullet falls on the skin.
22:38 It can fall from the head like this.
22:40 Wow!
22:41 And the last one is for you.
22:45 'Stop following on Snapchat and Instagram.'
22:48 - 'Stop it.' - 'You can't handle it.'
22:49 - 'Snapchat.. - Stop following on Snapchat and Instagram.'
22:54 'Girls don't get wooed. Don't woo them.'
22:57 'Chainsmoker X was my friend.'
23:00 'He said, 'Either brush your teeth daily or don't smile.'
23:04 - Wow! - Wow!
23:05 'And no insect can give you peace.'
23:08 - Wow! - Wow!
23:09 'And no insect can give you peace.'
23:12 'I had told you not to eat so much soil as a kid.'
23:15 - Wow! - Wow!
23:16 'And it doesn't matter. Soap costs are different.'
23:20 - Wow! - 'It doesn't matter. Soap costs are different.'
23:24 'So it's better if you don't take a bath daily.'
23:26 'And I am used to talking in my sleep, darling.'
23:30 - Wow! - 'I am used to talking in my sleep, darling.'
23:34 'Wife, don't come in my dreams to listen.'
23:37 - Wow! - Wow!
23:39 - This is a big dream. - Wow!
23:40 'I am used to talking in my sleep, darling.'
23:43 'You are my only love.'
23:45 - Thank God. - Wow!
23:47 - Wow! - Wow!
23:49 - What a great opportunity to stop the couplet. - Absolutely.
23:51 He thought it was a poem.
23:53 'My only love, my two and a half heart.'
23:57 - Yes. - 'And nature made the night to rest.'
24:02 - Wow! - 'Nature made the night to rest.'
24:07 'Don't waste it kissing the hand free.'
24:09 - Wow! - Wow!
24:11 Very nice.
24:13 Only the person who has done all this can understand this.
24:18 Absolutely.
24:20 No, the thing is, doctor, let me explain.
24:23 Hand free is very expensive these days.
24:26 Hand free is around Rs. 50,000-70,000.
24:28 So some people are used to
24:31 - kissing their expensive things at night. - Kissing.
24:34 That's what they mean.
24:35 But it's possible that doctor doesn't understand
24:37 - what you have said. - What else?
24:39 He is right.
24:40 Poet writes whatever he wants to, but it's Rs. 70,000.
24:43 What else?
24:46 Yes, I can't think of anything else.
24:48 Okay, son, doctor, it's more expensive than hand free.
24:51 No, that's not what he meant.
24:53 That's not what he meant.
24:54 He meant that you talk to your phone all night
24:59 - about your love, darling, etc. - Okay.
25:00 - Don't do that. - So hand free..
25:02 And no one, even the common man, knows that.
25:05 The worst thing is that you stop it first, not the other way around.
25:09 Yes.
25:10 Sir, what is this? We don't know.
25:12 - We don't know. - What a beautiful thing.
25:13 - Yes. - Then tell us, first you stop it or..
25:16 No, no, no.
25:18 Sir, there is one more thing. You go to sleep, I am listening.
25:21 But it wasn't like this in our time.
25:24 - Son, it was a noble era. - Oh, God.
25:27 God forgive us, but in our era, stars were used to be used.
25:30 - Okay. - Even the writing on the wall
25:31 - was written so that no one would touch it. - So that no one would touch it.
25:34 - Okay. - So it's the same thing.
25:36 There is communication between the two.
25:38 - They are communicating. - There is no communication.
25:40 - There is video call. - Okay.
25:42 They used to put perfume on the letter.
25:44 You are from our era.
25:45 Now, people talk in a package.
25:51 In our times, when there was a little bit of love,
25:54 there were a lot of deals.
25:55 They would make a car and say, 'Uncle, go, I will take you.'
25:58 Mr. Salim, he also started calling me at night.
26:02 'First you stop it. First you stop it.'
26:04 Then, sister-in-law came out.
26:05 She said, 'Salim, stop this nonsense.'
26:08 Mr. Haroon, you are from the era
26:10 where you broke the petals of a flower
26:12 and wrote 'She loves me, she loves me not'.
26:14 - No, I don't know what you are saying. - It's a rebellious era.
26:17 - Stop it. - What is this story?
26:19 If you love someone a lot,
26:22 you take a flower and start removing its petals.
26:25 If there is one petal left on which it is written, 'She loves me',
26:29 - it means she loves you. - What is this, dear?
26:32 You were in a coma. Couldn't you ask?
26:34 It used to be that it is a sign.
26:36 - Yes. - It is a sign of nature.
26:38 Nature is saying, 'Go, eat some shoes.'
26:41 You must have done that too.
26:43 - The bangles. - Yes, breaking them.
26:45 - No, I didn't do it. - What is this story?
26:47 - I did it. - What is this story?
26:49 What are you saying if a piece of the bangles is left?
26:51 Sir, it used to be that
26:53 - you would do this and.. - I did it.
26:55 - You would do this and.. - Wait a second.
26:57 What did you do to the bangles?
26:58 - Like this. - Oh, God!
27:01 - You would do this. - I did it.
27:03 The bangles did this to you.
27:05 - I did this. - You did it.
27:07 - Okay. - Yes.
27:08 - They used to break it. - Okay, on the hand.
27:11 If the piece is very fine,
27:13 - then they love you less. - Yes.
27:15 - If it is a little big, then.. - Oh!
27:18 - Oh! - She does it.
27:20 - Wow! - I am breaking it.
27:22 You are breaking the glass.
27:24 Mr. Agha, let's clear one thing.
27:27 If it is a bangle, then a girl must have done it.
27:28 - Did boys do it? - Boys used to do it.
27:30 - What? - Why?
27:31 Why? Boys do it.
27:32 How many bangles do you have?
27:34 There was a game called 'Flame'.
27:38 - Okay. - The boys and girls used to write their names.
27:41 - Yes. - And on some basis
27:43 - the letters used to omit. - Yes.
27:46 'F' would be omitted, 'L' would be omitted, 'A' would be omitted.
27:49 - Something like that. - Yes.
27:50 - If it is 'F', it means you have a friendship. - Oh, God!
27:53 - If it is 'L', it means you love each other. - Love.
27:55 - If it is 'A', it means you are in a relationship. - Oh!
27:58 - Yes. - Yes.
27:59 Okay. I think there was no language invented in those days.
28:04 'I am...'
28:06 - 'J' was added to the end. - Yes.
28:08 It was like 'J' was added to 'J' now.
28:10 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
28:16 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
28:18 In this show, there is Saleem Albela and Agha Majid.
28:22 I want to ruin their friendship. Can you do it?
28:25 No. My mother is very strict these days.
28:27 I have to finish Irza and Arzu.
28:29 (Laughing)
28:30 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
28:37 We have a jinn and a farmer with us.
28:41 Let's talk to them. What is the matter?
28:43 (Sings a song)
28:46 - Yes. - (Sings a song)
28:48 He forgot.
28:50 (Laughing)
28:52 You have brought Gulab Jamun for us.
28:54 - I was doing the same. - Okay.
28:56 - I fell on my land. - Yes.
28:58 I got out.
28:59 - So? - He is a jinn.
29:01 - Oh. - I can't believe it.
29:03 - Why? - He is the jinn.
29:06 It is true.
29:08 He has hit me many times. He is a bad man.
29:10 He hit me directly.
29:11 He hit me directly and I got a spinal cord injury.
29:15 A jinn has a spinal cord injury.
29:17 He is a jinn.
29:19 He doesn't come here. I told him to go to the city.
29:22 The man who sits there, I like his face.
29:25 - Okay. - He comes close to me. He is a good man.
29:28 (Laughing)
29:29 No. Now that you have come, you have got a good skin treatment.
29:33 - Yes. - Yes.
29:34 - I am not saying this out of anger. - Yes.
29:36 He is not good.
29:38 I brought him here. He doesn't leave me.
29:41 Why did you bring him?
29:42 I told him to fulfill his three wishes.
29:45 - Okay. - I told him to fulfill his three wishes.
29:47 He doesn't leave me. I am going home.
29:48 - My kids are left. - I didn't tell you that wish.
29:51 I told him to bring me a mother.
29:53 - Okay. - Bring a tractor.
29:54 Mother, I brought him that.
29:56 He gives 18 kgs of milk at a time.
29:57 - Oh. - Wow.
29:59 18 kgs of milk at a time.
30:01 - She doesn't give me milk twice. - Yes.
30:03 She gives me milk 18 times.
30:06 - Oh. - I am tired of keeping him.
30:08 (Laughing)
30:09 - What was the second wish? - I didn't have a tractor.
30:11 - Okay. - I was asking for a farmer.
30:13 - Yes. - He brought him.
30:15 May God bless him.
30:16 I didn't tell him the third wish.
30:17 Believe me, I have small kids. I am going home.
30:20 - Mr. Arun, you shouldn't tell wishes. - Yes.
30:22 A wish is made by a human.
30:24 If it's not good to make wishes
30:26 - you shouldn't have given it. - I didn't have it.
30:29 - You know what, Irta? - Yes.
30:30 You are like my sister.
30:33 - You don't look like a stranger. - Yes.
30:36 I am asking him the third wish.
30:39 I am going home.
30:40 - Yes. - I am sitting in the plane.
30:42 Suddenly, he says, if you wish in your heart
30:44 and the plane crashes, where will I go?
30:45 (Laughing)
30:47 - Tell your wish to your friend. - I don't have a friend.
30:50 (Laughing)
30:51 I don't have a third wish.
30:53 Go home and wish. I will call you.
30:55 His principle is that he can go if he fulfils three wishes.
30:58 I can't go until he fulfils them.
31:00 Can his third wish be swapped with my wish?
31:03 If he wishes, will you fulfill it?
31:05 Don't say that. I am from this village.
31:08 Mr. Arun, my wish is very authentic and legit.
31:12 - What? - Tell me. I will fulfill it.
31:13 In this show, there is Saleem Albela and Agha Majid.
31:17 I want to ruin their friendship. Can you do that?
31:20 No. My mother is very strong.
31:22 I want to end their friendship.
31:24 (Laughing)
31:25 (Applauding)
31:28 Mr. Arun, the way he has made me do it..
31:30 I think he will get a good beating.
31:33 (Laughing)
31:34 - Listen. - Yes.
31:35 You look like a brother. Let me go.
31:37 I don't look like a brother.
31:38 - He is a brother. - I can do it.
31:41 I am not saying anything. You go.
31:43 Otherwise, I will sleep on your lap.
31:46 I also want to sleep on your lap.
31:47 I will break more bones.
31:49 (Laughing)
31:50 - Tell me your third wish. - I won't feel good without you.
31:53 (Laughing)
31:55 I will tell you a wish.
31:56 I want you to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
31:59 - Yes. - I won't do it.
32:01 I will feel empty if I go to Jain.
32:03 (Laughing)
32:04 - Buy some land. - Thank God. I have a lot.
32:06 - Buy a house. - What will I do with a house?
32:08 I need a place to live.
32:10 - Tell me your wish. - I don't have a wish.
32:13 I know. Trust me.
32:14 I haven't even paid the rent for this land.
32:16 (Laughing)
32:17 I will have to live in a house.
32:19 Believe me.
32:21 When your father said that you didn't get a house
32:24 Jain understood his brother.
32:26 (Laughing)
32:27 I have kids.
32:28 You are still a kid.
32:30 (Laughing)
32:34 Tell me a small wish.
32:36 Buy new clothes.
32:37 I don't want new clothes. I want to go to Latha.
32:40 Oh, my dear.
32:42 I want to get married wherever I want.
32:45 - Yes. - I have two wives.
32:47 - I am a bachelor. - I have an idea.
32:48 Make a wish.
32:50 I think every person has a wish.
32:53 That you never have to go to the bathroom.
32:55 - Oh, please. - Yes.
32:57 Do something like that.
32:58 That's not a wish.
33:00 I will be a slave wherever I go.
33:02 (Laughing)
33:05 You can make a wish.
33:06 I don't know. I will go to the bathroom.
33:09 All your thoughts of conquering the world
33:12 - will come to the washroom. - And washroom.
33:14 - With the symphonies of Beethoven. - Absolutely.
33:16 I don't know what all art of the world
33:19 came to my mind at that moment.
33:21 He made 100-150 plays from that.
33:24 (Laughing)
33:28 If this man was from our tribe..
33:30 - Yes. - He would have been a chief.
33:32 (Laughing)
33:34 - He would have said.. - Yes.
33:36 He would have slapped me.
33:38 He would have said, "Why didn't you disappear?"
33:40 I would have disappeared.
33:42 He wouldn't have let me fall.
33:43 (Laughing)
33:45 (Applause)
33:48 Viewers, this was today's show.
33:49 We will meet you in the next show.
33:51 Take care of yourselves.
33:53 Goodbye.
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