Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 5th August 2023
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00:00 "Smartness, smartness."
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Arun Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariyaan'.
00:05 Friends, there is a beautiful thing in the world
00:08 that we hate a lot.
00:10 We want to throw it out of our lives.
00:14 What is that?
00:15 That is boredom.
00:17 We don't like boredom.
00:18 It takes a moment for us to pick up our phone,
00:21 turn on the TV and start doing something.
00:24 We hate boredom.
00:26 If you make a list of healthy food items,
00:30 they are the most unattractive things to eat.
00:33 And all the things that look good and we want to eat,
00:37 they are all diseases.
00:40 But the healthy ones are boring.
00:42 If you take any expensive item, like gold or diamonds,
00:45 and take it to the market,
00:47 you put it in the most unattractive bag.
00:50 So that people don't know that it is very expensive.
00:53 Remember, the principles and secrets of beautiful and expensive life
00:58 and the secrets of success are hidden behind boring things.
01:02 If you are in line, you get discipline.
01:04 If you read a book, you get knowledge.
01:06 If you read a book, you get sleep.
01:07 If you watch TV, you get enlightened.
01:10 So remember, knowledge that a book can give,
01:12 it cannot give anything else.
01:13 Similarly, all the colors of life are on the other side of the border of boredom.
01:18 Try to sit comfortably in solitude and try to focus on the fact
01:24 that the things you are looking for success in life,
01:27 are they just things to get rid of your boredom?
01:30 There is no success in them.
01:31 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:34 Today, we will take you to the park and see what the weather is like.
01:38 The weather is very nice. It is going to rain.
01:42 But the park is empty.
01:44 In such a weather, the park should not be empty.
01:46 Yes, that's right.
01:47 If you had not said that, it would have been wrong.
01:50 Mr. Haroon, I think we should go for a walk.
01:53 I will not go for a walk in this park.
01:55 Why?
01:55 The reason is that its track is made of stone.
01:58 Yes. - It is a tough track.
02:00 Walking on a stone track is fun. - Right.
02:02 But the people who are very stubborn, their knees get sprained
02:06 on a hard track.
02:07 Are you calling me stubborn?
02:08 No. I am calling myself stubborn.
02:11 Take it.
02:13 Think of a stubborn and stubborn is there.
02:16 What? On a track?
02:18 I told you that we cannot stay bored.
02:23 I just brought that hand.
02:24 But sir, please move away from the track.
02:28 People will have to run.
02:30 If we sit, will the track get cracked?
02:32 This is like an aerobics class.
02:35 Hey! - What is happening?
02:37 Exercise, sir.
02:38 Oh, God!
02:39 Did you see? The ground is shaking.
02:42 Oh, wow! - Oh, my God!
02:44 Oh, my God!
02:46 Sir, it was God's grace.
02:48 After seeing you, I feel like watching
02:52 the film 'Sultan' with Salman Khan.
02:55 Mr. Arun, your legs are so short.
03:00 You are my wife. Why are you beating me?
03:04 I will hold my breath for five minutes.
03:07 Shall we call our relatives?
03:09 Sir, the teacher has taught me.
03:12 Where is your teacher?
03:14 He has not come yet. - Okay.
03:16 He takes time to come. - Okay.
03:18 He says, go and warm up first.
03:20 Sir, if you exercise a lot and do yoga
03:24 then why are you not fit?
03:25 Is it not necessary that a slim smart man is fit?
03:28 He should be healthy. - He should be healthy.
03:29 No, but a person who is so fat cannot be fit.
03:32 You are fat and you are wearing pants for me.
03:35 You were lying down just now.
03:37 The drum was so big.
03:39 Forget the drum. You were selling guns.
03:42 You look very cute to me. - Thank you.
03:45 You are a very funny man.
03:47 This is the best house in front of the park.
03:49 Mr. Arun, in this weather, where there is so much humidity
03:54 it is said that one should not exercise in this weather.
03:57 One should exercise in every weather.
03:59 But one should exercise according to that weather.
04:02 Okay. - Because this question
04:04 what should be cooked in this weather
04:06 what should be eaten
04:07 it makes me feel bad.
04:09 Don't you feel that I am very fit
04:11 then I must be exercising.
04:12 I feel that but I don't want to say it in front of everyone.
04:17 You are young at heart.
04:19 No, these two.. - Even if you are 100 years old
04:21 but you are young at heart.
04:23 Both these houses are very nice.
04:24 Mr. Arun, in the last six months
04:27 I have lost 0.5 pounds.
04:28 Didn't you notice?
04:29 Okay, you didn't notice.
04:31 As a result, I have been naked many times.
04:33 But what is 0.5 pounds?
04:36 0.5 pounds?
04:38 It is one foot. - It is a lot.
04:40 You have lost so much weight.
04:42 How did he give us a chance?
04:45 Yes. - 0.5.110.
04:48 Who is he?
04:53 This lady has not balanced her mind.
04:55 She is very childish.
04:57 Did she turn the wagon in the park?
05:00 Oh, sir. - Sir.
05:05 No, no.
05:06 Because you won't be able to sit again.
05:09 Who is he? - Move aside.
05:11 I am his teacher. - Yes, sir.
05:12 I make him do exercises and yoga.
05:15 What is your name, sir?
05:16 My teacher 302.
05:18 Your name is Guru 302?
05:20 Yes. Son of Supari.
05:22 Move back a little.
05:24 The trainer is fit but he is also a little chubby.
05:29 Yes, your belly is a little chubby.
05:31 Mr. Arun, people talk.
05:33 Actually, people who do yoga
05:35 don't know their age.
05:37 Why don't they know?
05:39 I don't know. Why don't they know?
05:40 Common man looks older.
05:43 The trainer has not become an expert yet.
05:45 Really? - They don't know their age.
05:47 I don't know about yoga
05:49 but I think the times have changed.
05:52 In the past, people used to look old in their 30s and 40s.
05:56 But nowadays, a person is becoming young in his 30s and 40s.
06:00 No, it doesn't seem so.
06:01 If you have a host who is above 40, it doesn't seem so.
06:05 What do you mean?
06:06 It is true.
06:08 I have met people
06:10 who look 60, 50, 60, 50, 60 years old.
06:15 The reason for the change in time is
06:17 people say that they are not eating healthy food.
06:20 But on the other hand, I think, overall,
06:22 because of medicine,
06:24 care, clean water and other things,
06:28 there is a huge difference.
06:29 People who are 50 years old look 35, 40 years old.
06:33 And you are right.
06:35 I think, there is a reason for the skin care routine.
06:38 Forget about it.
06:39 In the past, people didn't care for themselves.
06:44 Yes. - They were busy with work.
06:45 I think you didn't care for yourself.
06:47 Mr. Gogi Yogi, what is your hair care routine?
06:52 This is my own style.
06:54 Is it natural?
06:56 No, you might think that I have kept Sanjay Dutt's hair.
06:59 Yes. - No.
07:00 But, sir, is it natural?
07:02 It is my own. You can pull it.
07:05 I even stop tractors.
07:06 Why? To show people?
07:08 No, you are going wrong.
07:10 You stopped it with your hair.
07:11 Yes. - Yes.
07:12 You should have stopped it with your hair.
07:14 I have three kids.
07:17 You can't stop it.
07:19 Why do you hang your hair?
07:22 I give them swings. They pay me.
07:24 Don't waste time. Show us what exercise you do.
07:29 Do some exercise.
07:31 Come on.
07:32 Do it like this.
07:36 I haven't done any exercise.
07:38 Do it, son. Do it with all your arms.
07:41 All his arms.
07:43 Now, do it.
07:44 Do it again.
07:47 Again.
08:00 He is a genius.
08:02 Do it like this.
08:04 What happened, sir?
08:05 Your position is not right.
08:10 Your nose and fingers should be equal.
08:13 Okay.
08:15 Yes.
08:16 He is a smart man.
08:18 This, son.
08:19 Easy. Don't put your back on the song.
08:21 Lift your arms.
08:26 Yes. - Sir, I am doing exercise.
08:29 I am lifting it.
08:30 No, son. Lift your arms like this.
08:33 Because he did it yesterday.
08:35 You are new. - Yes.
08:41 You have two kids. Do it like this.
08:43 Is this okay?
08:45 No. A little bit here.
08:46 Here? - A little bit here.
08:47 Here? - Now, dance.
08:49 Arun, it's a good time. - Yes.
08:52 You should do it too.
08:53 I have never been attracted to yoga.
08:55 I don't know why. But I have never..
08:57 Why? I think you haven't seen good yoga trainers.
09:01 I have seen many good trainers.
09:03 Sir, bring me a park. They don't let me do anything.
09:06 I have found a park. - Then?
09:07 They don't let me do anything there.
09:09 I hear a lot of tapping. What is the solution?
09:13 Go to the tolki cut.
09:14 You mean, to remove the bones? - Yes.
09:17 I have never removed them. I find it weird.
09:19 It's weird. Why are you cracking your bones?
09:22 Basically, these bones are not getting cracked.
09:24 It's happening that your bones..
09:27 The air is stuck.
09:28 Stuck?
09:29 Then my bones are never stuck. - The air is stuck.
09:33 No. - Let's go.
09:35 It's the bone's fault.
09:36 Actually, when we click it, the air pockets
09:42 come out of the joint.
09:45 The air is stuck. - Yes.
09:47 The word 'stuck' is right.
09:48 That's what he said. The air pocket opens.
09:50 But why is it necessary? I feel relaxed.
09:53 It's relaxing. - Yes.
09:54 That's great. What punishment did you give us?
09:57 Okay, students.
10:00 Now, we will change the seats.
10:01 Sir, I have brought one trouser. I didn't bring the other one.
10:04 The position of the seat.
10:06 Style. - You know that I have brought three or four
10:09 to sit there.
10:11 Now..
10:12 Like this.
10:15 Sir, they don't let us do this.
10:17 How long will they let us do this?
10:19 Hurry up. - Professor, you do it.
10:22 They will make a poster of the martyrs.
10:24 Wait a minute. Let me see the other person's posture.
10:28 Dear. - Yes.
10:31 They are not paid.
10:32 This is how you do it.
10:35 Okay. - You are a yoga trainer.
10:38 Do you even know what yoga means?
10:41 Yoga means yoga.
10:43 Yes.
10:44 But, Mr. Haroon, why yoga?
10:47 What does it mean? How is it made?
10:48 You must have heard the word 'yog'.
10:50 Yoga. - Yoga.
10:51 Yoga. - It means yoga.
10:53 'Rogh' means yoga and 'sauj' means thousands.
10:56 'Yogi' means thousands. - Yes.
10:57 He is an instructor. He doesn't let them talk.
10:59 He just gives them a lecture.
11:00 I will answer this.
11:04 He should become an easy person. - Yes.
11:06 Change master, please.
11:07 You are talking as if you are a genie.
11:10 Life is beautiful.
11:13 Life is beautiful.
11:15 Love it.
11:16 Love it.
11:18 You don't get it again and again.
11:20 You don't get it again and again.
11:21 Change the posture.
11:22 Change the posture.
11:24 And.. - And..
11:26 Do yoga.
11:27 Do yoga.
11:29 And don't be a yogi.
11:31 Love life.
11:34 Love life.
11:36 Love life.
11:37 You don't get it again and again.
11:39 You don't get it again and again.
11:40 Change the posture.
11:42 Change the posture.
11:43 Master, I swear to God..
11:45 This is very difficult. - It is difficult.
11:48 This fat man won't be able to do it.
11:50 I swear to you, sir.
11:51 You should learn yoga from Didar.
11:53 Uncle, if you can't do it, you should come and learn it.
12:00 So, Mr. Haroon, what is the origin of yoga?
12:02 How did it come to be? What does it mean?
12:04 My understanding about it is very simple.
12:07 It is that humans were in a lot of trouble
12:10 around 2,500-4,000 years ago.
12:12 Because the world didn't progress much.
12:14 And for everything, they either were hunter-gatherers
12:17 or they had to go somewhere
12:20 to find something to eat.
12:22 So, life was so difficult
12:24 that humans wanted to be free.
12:27 To be free from desires, especially from pain.
12:31 The biggest problem is pain.
12:33 So, humans found a way
12:36 to go to the inner world
12:40 instead of going to the outer world.
12:42 To sit and meditate.
12:44 This started with meditation.
12:47 People who do yoga or teach yoga
12:49 are very weak.
12:51 They have very low appetite.
12:53 Why is it low?
12:54 Because appetite is also a desire.
12:57 So, basically, it's an escape.
12:59 It's an escape. Exactly.
13:01 You have reached the right point.
13:02 Sir, I am not going to eat anything.
13:06 Meditation has some benefits.
13:09 It took him 10 minutes.
13:16 Shilpa, I saw the CD.
13:19 Wow! That's great.
13:20 I have studied so much that I can learn it.
13:24 Okay. - Sunil will teach me.
13:27 Son, come here.
13:30 And everyone is lying to us.
13:32 They say that he will teach us in the final semester.
13:35 Son, do this.
13:37 Like this. - Like this.
13:39 What is this? Don't you have a stick?
13:46 Oh! - Wow!
13:49 He will teach us.
13:50 Son, do this. - Yes.
13:57 Now do this. - Like this.
13:59 Now do this.
14:00 Again.
14:04 No one has taught us this.
14:08 Now do this. - Yes.
14:13 (HUMMING)
14:17 Sir. - Yes.
14:18 You are from Andron Park, right?
14:19 I am from Karnal's house.
14:23 Son, do this. - Yes.
14:25 You do it. - Sir, I won't do it.
14:30 Why? - I will puke on seeing you.
14:33 Yogi, how do you find your centre while doing yoga?
14:39 He has kept the workers in a corner.
14:42 How do you know?
14:45 You have been doing yoga for eight days.
14:48 Tell me about the centre.
14:49 The centre is..
14:50 Why are you asking about the centre?
14:52 Your soul centre.
14:55 Emotion centre.
14:57 It will be here from wherever you come.
14:59 It will be here from wherever you come.
15:02 Breathe in.
15:04 Breathe out.
15:05 Breathe in.
15:09 Where is he? - Breathe out.
15:10 Breathe in.
15:13 He is holding his breath. - Leave this work.
15:17 Yes.
15:20 What happened to you all?
15:24 Sir, something is missing.
15:26 Let it be.
15:27 It is missing.
15:29 (HUMMING)
15:34 (HUMMING)
15:39 (LAUGHTER)
15:40 (HUMMING)
15:46 Baby. - Baby.
15:48 Let me sleep in the cradle.
15:50 (LAUGHTER)
15:52 Baby, let me sleep in the cradle.
15:54 (HUMMING)
15:57 He is singing a song.
15:59 (LAUGHTER)
16:01 I think he is singing a song.
16:03 (LAUGHTER)
16:03 (HUMMING)
16:07 (HUMMING)
16:09 (GASPS)
16:10 (LAUGHS)
16:11 You can't do this in the park.
16:13 (LAUGHTER)
16:14 Why are you sitting here?
16:16 You are doing it wrong.
16:17 You don't know that you are doing yoga
16:19 and you are listening to songs.
16:20 Don't trouble me at this time.
16:22 Give him the right time.
16:24 (LAUGHTER)
16:25 What are you doing? Why are you sitting there?
16:28 He is my student. He is doing yoga.
16:30 Yes. - This is also my yoga.
16:32 She has gone crazy running in the park.
16:35 I am telling you to do yoga.
16:37 (GASPS)
16:38 I am not crazy. I am in love.
16:39 I have broken up. Please stay away from me.
16:41 Oh.
16:43 (LAUGHS)
16:44 Hello. Hello.
16:45 Did you break up or did you have an affair?
16:48 Break up. (LAUGHS)
16:50 (SCREAMS)
16:51 A girl cries like this in the park.
16:53 She looks very bad.
16:54 I have broken up.
16:55 What happened? How did you break up?
16:57 I was in love with him.
16:59 Oh. - He has become bald.
17:02 (LAUGHS)
17:03 (LAUGHTER)
17:05 (SCREAMS)
17:07 (LAUGHTER)
17:08 He has become bald.
17:09 Yes. He has become bald.
17:10 He has broken his head.
17:12 No. He looks like a beggar.
17:14 He looks very bad.
17:15 (LAUGHTER)
17:17 (SCREAMS)
17:19 Okay. So you like hair.
17:20 (LAUGHS)
17:24 I have become very bald.
17:26 I look good.
17:28 (LAUGHTER)
17:30 (APPLAUSE)
17:32 (CRYING)
17:33 Stop crying.
17:35 Stop it. Have patience. Nothing will happen.
17:37 Tell me. How long did you break up?
17:41 (GASPS)
17:42 24 hours.
17:43 Yes.
17:44 Then cry.
17:46 (LAUGHTER)
17:47 Don't cry. You have a fresh wound.
17:49 (SCREAMS)
17:51 Hello.
17:52 (SCREAMS)
17:54 Tell me.
17:55 How are you giving me the lentils?
17:57 I am giving it to you to make you sad.
17:58 (LAUGHTER)
17:59 The lentils are juicy.
18:00 They will be ready in a jiffy.
18:02 (GROANS)
18:04 Sit.
18:05 Oh, God.
18:06 (LAUGHTER)
18:08 Oh, God.
18:11 You are spoiling his mats.
18:13 The park has made them.
18:14 We have to do the mat exercise every day.
18:16 So you make yoga mats in the park.
18:18 No.
18:18 You have made them at home. Why have you made them here?
18:20 Our house is dead.
18:21 Make them in the house.
18:22 (LAUGHTER)
18:23 Maria.
18:27 When we broke up, why did you come to the park?
18:30 Your doll has brought lotion.
18:32 (LAUGHTER)
18:34 You have taken the responsibility of this park.
18:37 I can't come here.
18:38 You are crying because you broke up with her.
18:40 Yes.
18:41 When you broke up, you bought a fairing.
18:43 (LAUGHTER)
18:45 (APPLAUSE)
18:48 You will have fun after the break.
18:51 You have two sons. Don't you want a daughter?
18:54 The family would be complete.
18:56 We don't have to worry about the family.
18:58 (LAUGHTER)
19:00 (APPLAUSE)
19:02 (MUSIC)
19:05 Welcome back, viewers.
19:06 We have a lady with us during the break.
19:09 She has brought her two sons.
19:11 Let's ask her why she has come.
19:13 Greetings.
19:14 Greetings.
19:15 I have to request you.
19:17 Because this is national TV.
19:19 Yes.
19:19 I am a little bit old. I can still get up.
19:21 (LAUGHTER)
19:23 Are these aunty's sons?
19:24 Yes. My eldest son.
19:25 Yes.
19:25 My eldest son.
19:27 (LAUGHTER)
19:28 You just said that this is national TV.
19:31 Yes.
19:32 Are these kids going to be on national TV?
19:34 They don't even watch YouTube.
19:36 (LAUGHTER)
19:38 If they are aunty's, then they are ours.
19:39 I am not your aunt.
19:41 I have been engaged to you for the past three years.
19:43 (LAUGHTER)
19:47 If they are not, then I am not your aunt.
19:49 (LAUGHTER)
19:50 Aunty, don't you think that these kids are yours?
19:52 Where is your husband?
19:54 He is in Muscat.
19:55 He said that his business is in Muscat.
19:56 No. No. It was business. Thank God.
19:58 I didn't have the opportunity to go to Pakistan.
19:59 Then why is he in Muscat?
20:00 He is born here.
20:01 I have seen his photos. He says that he won't come.
20:03 (LAUGHTER)
20:05 He is so naughty. Haroon, believe me.
20:08 He is always on time for school holidays.
20:11 What does he do?
20:11 He breaks the new reality.
20:13 Oh. What happened?
20:14 He was on a show of Paseen Badami.
20:16 Okay.
20:16 He said that he has hit a spoon.
20:18 Then?
20:18 He went straight to his house.
20:20 (LAUGHTER)
20:21 I was tying the knot. He was about to come out.
20:23 (LAUGHTER)
20:24 Aunty, listen to me.
20:25 Send him to his maternal grandfather's house.
20:27 So that you get some rest.
20:28 You and your maternal grandfather's house.
20:29 We have done this together.
20:31 (LAUGHTER)
20:32 Father. - Yes.
20:33 I will take out your shoes and put them in tea.
20:36 (LAUGHTER)
20:37 Are you going to eat rice or bhakri?
20:39 (LAUGHTER)
20:40 What happened to your abs?
20:42 No. They are new.
20:44 This is my son, Superman.
20:45 Okay.
20:46 And this is a male, Four Man.
20:47 (LAUGHTER)
20:49 Why have you made your two kids wear costumes?
20:52 I have to go to the market.
20:54 Okay.
20:55 I have to buy some clothes.
20:56 You have to buy clothes.
20:56 I have bought some clothes.
20:58 Now, he is picking up the paper from the bin.
21:01 (LAUGHTER)
21:03 He is going to the market.
21:04 (LAUGHTER)
21:06 What is the purpose of bringing him to our show?
21:09 This is a national TV channel.
21:11 I am telling you.
21:11 The government is requesting us to give him holidays.
21:15 They give him holidays.
21:16 They even give him school fees.
21:18 Oh.
21:18 Yes. This is right.
21:19 And the teachers.
21:20 They give half cut to their salary.
21:23 I want to buy that.
21:25 No, son. It is expensive.
21:26 They don't sell it.
21:28 (LAUGHTER)
21:29 No, I want to buy that.
21:30 The one that is sitting.
21:31 I am feeling shy.
21:32 I don't want to show my face.
21:33 This is a thinker.
21:34 I like my own things.
21:36 (LAUGHTER)
21:37 I want to buy that.
21:39 I want to buy that.
21:40 I want to buy that.
21:41 I want to buy that.
21:42 I want to buy that.
21:43 I want to buy that.
21:44 (LAUGHTER)
21:46 Stop it.
21:47 We don't want holidays.
21:48 We don't want to go to Finland.
21:49 We don't want to go to the zoo.
21:51 We want to go to the zoo.
21:52 (LAUGHTER)
21:53 I have bought open shoes for them.
21:55 Why?
21:55 I have to wear them again and again.
21:57 (LAUGHTER)
21:57 Your kids are so naughty.
21:59 Give them an iPad or tablet and save their lives.
22:02 I have bought a tablet.
22:03 I have bought a radio.
22:04 I have bought it for 35 years.
22:05 (LAUGHTER)
22:07 They have got holidays.
22:08 Let them do their homework.
22:09 What are holidays?
22:10 Aunty, they don't take us to the zoo.
22:12 I don't know.
22:13 I want to go to the zoo.
22:14 I want to go to the zoo.
22:15 I want to go to the zoo.
22:17 I don't know.
22:18 I want to go to the zoo.
22:20 You want to go like this?
22:21 I want to go to the zoo.
22:22 (LAUGHTER)
22:23 Uncle, I want to go to the zoo.
22:24 Step aside.
22:25 Hit him. He is going to hit you.
22:26 (LAUGHTER)
22:27 Uncle, I want to go to the zoo.
22:28 Get up.
22:29 Zoo.
22:30 (LAUGHTER)
22:35 Mr. Dhonsa, do you know who is the biggest thief?
22:37 He is the one who hides the shoes.
22:38 He is like Superman.
22:40 Hit him.
22:40 (LAUGHTER)
22:42 The way your kids are responding to the shoes..
22:44 Yes.
22:44 ..I think he is not stubborn.
22:46 He is a chicken.
22:46 Uncle, can you get me an ice-cream?
22:49 Yes.
22:50 Oh, my God!
22:51 (LAUGHTER)
22:53 He is a prince.
22:54 He is a prince.
22:55 He is a prince.
22:56 We don't have that much right.
22:58 (LAUGHTER)
22:59 If he is a prince, what is that?
23:00 This is my zen.
23:01 Aunt, change your zen.
23:03 (LAUGHTER)
23:04 Mr. Haroon, we used to have vacations for three months.
23:08 But now we have reduced the time.
23:10 This is only about 40-45 years ago.
23:13 (LAUGHTER)
23:15 It is not 40-45. It is about 10 years ago.
23:18 Mom, we are getting bored.
23:20 Can you get us a car?
23:22 I don't know. Can you get us a car?
23:25 Can you get us a car?
23:26 Can you get us a car?
23:27 Can you get us a car?
23:29 Remote.
23:30 (LAUGHTER)
23:34 Mr. Haroon, parents get worried during summer vacations.
23:38 What activities should they do?
23:39 What would you recommend?
23:40 Regarding activities, the best activities for kids..
23:45 ..which can be a miracle for the entire country..
23:48 ..are not available in Pakistan.
23:50 Then what should they do?
23:51 There are recreational centres all over the world..
23:54 ..where you take your kids to play with such things..
23:58 ..that they get interested in science, mathematics, literature..
24:02 ..and they develop an interest.
24:05 They get more curious and enjoy it.
24:07 And they actually wait for the school to open..
24:11 ..so that they can go there and find their direction in life.
24:14 You see, they have made a children's section in libraries.
24:18 Right.
24:19 The kid is not reading the book..
24:21 ..but he is playing with the books.
24:25 He is subconsciously thinking that the book is there..
24:28 ..and a big part of the book is there in life.
24:31 Yes.
24:31 Similarly, in big museums..
24:33 ..kids are going there and there are play lands for them to play.
24:36 There are literature, art, paintings and such things everywhere.
24:39 The kid is looking at it.
24:40 Then in science museums..
24:42 ..we had a planetarium in Rewaz Garden..
24:47 ..which was made by the PIA.
24:48 And I must appreciate that..
24:50 ..when they made it, in India and Afghanistan..
24:54 ..there was no such great planetarium in any country..
24:57 ..that they had made. - No.
24:58 The problem is that we buy everything that is made.
25:00 We don't care for it later.
25:02 Things get spoilt, stolen and broken.
25:05 So how did the kids come there?
25:06 I think that is the time when you should introduce kids to arts..
25:10 ..and make them swim.
25:12 A recreation where their mind is away from traditional things..
25:16 ..and they can play with the arts.
25:18 And they can explore themselves.
25:21 Take them to such places..
25:23 ..where their minds change.
25:24 Brother, their faces..
25:26 ..are right. They should be taught black art.
25:29 I found an expensive English coach. - Okay.
25:32 The teacher called me. - Why?
25:35 She said, 'How is the school?'
25:37 'It doesn't look like a government school.'
25:39 It's summer holidays. Take them to their relatives.
25:43 Take them to your village.
25:44 I called their aunt.
25:46 I said, 'The kids are coming. They will stay for a month.'
25:48 She said, 'If they come to me, I will tie their hair.'
25:50 My son, you..
25:53 ..didn't she get a place here? Keep it here.
25:55 No, I have..
25:56 Aunt, greetings. - Greetings.
25:58 My cousin is here. - Gujju is here.
26:00 Aunt, mom sent me.
26:02 She said, 'Go to aunt's house and stay for a month.'
26:05 Her mom never sent you money.
26:06 She only sends boys.
26:08 My aunt. My aunt. My aunt.
26:12 You are praising her. She has paid 150.
26:16 Aunt, should I hit that bald uncle with a brick?
26:19 You will surely get up. He is already hit. Sit.
26:23 Aunt, I want to play carrom board.
26:26 Give me carrom board.
26:27 Be a good boy. - Yes.
26:29 He will leave you far away.
26:31 He will take you to a corner.
26:33 Aunt, give me carrom board.
26:35 I want to play carrom board. - Give him carrom board.
26:37 All the bags are here. Play chess.
26:39 I will take all of you to Murree.
26:41 Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
26:43 Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
26:45 Tell him to take us to Nankil.
26:47 The monkeys that come there.. - Yes.
26:50 I will get them a job.
26:52 Aunt, you have two sons. Don't you want a daughter?
26:56 Your family would be complete.
26:58 We don't want to get married.
27:00 This boy.. - Yes.
27:06 He has made me sit on the river for three to four times.
27:10 Then? - He has sat at home before me.
27:13 Aunt, you should wear a heavy thing with the sack.
27:16 The last time I saw a sack, it was five years ago.
27:20 We will take a short break.
27:26 We will meet after the break.
27:27 Brother, you are great.
27:29 And I love you.
27:32 And I must say, Charlie, you are one of the sweetest women
27:37 I have ever met.
27:39 'I am a sweet woman.'
27:40 'I am a sweet woman.'
27:43 Welcome back, Nadreen.
27:45 Yes, Irza. - Mr. Arun, before the segment starts
27:47 I want to say something. - Yes, tell me.
27:49 We all joke and talk a lot.
27:52 But Mr. Danish is not involved in all this.
27:55 He doesn't talk much.
27:56 My assessment is that he thinks I am very intellectual.
27:59 You think he thinks he is an idiot. - Yes.
28:02 No, he didn't say that. I am an intellectual.
28:05 And I don't want to talk to all of them.
28:09 He maintains a distance. - She is right.
28:12 Don't pay attention to him. - What attention?
28:16 He is an intellectual.
28:18 You are an intellectual.
28:20 He is not a fool.
28:23 He is a fool.
28:25 Why is Mr. Salim dressed like a Chinese?
28:29 Salim, this is a jacket story.
28:30 Sir, I am not feeling well. That's why I am wearing this.
28:33 Do you have a fever?
28:34 No, I don't have a fever.
28:36 Why are you asking me?
28:37 God bless you. Are you feeling better?
28:40 If the doctor says, 'You are fine, God bless you.'
28:43 I will be happy.
28:45 Do you have any information about the weather?
28:48 Ask him about the weather.
28:50 12 seasons, 12 stories.
28:53 Mr. Danish, if you think that we are not educated
28:58 and we are not intellectual.. - I was joking.
29:00 Today, this entire segment..
29:02 Mr. Danish.. - No, it will be in English.
29:04 Wow! - Done.
29:05 Nobody is allowed to use any other language
29:08 except English.
29:09 Sir, I agree. - I agree.
29:11 You agree? - Yes.
29:12 I agree, Dan and Tim.
29:13 I agree, culture was just a joke.
29:16 Does that mean we are free? - No, English.
29:19 But I don't think a lot of these people
29:21 would be able to understand English.
29:22 Yes..
29:23 If you speak English, you will have to wear a veil.
29:31 Mr. Agha, you have a huge bald patch on your head.
29:33 Why is that?
29:34 Actually, I have thought about it a few times.
29:38 But I don't like this.
29:42 But..
29:43 You have understood it.
29:44 Sir, I guess, Mallika has something to say.
29:47 Yes. - Yes, Maroom, I am saying something.
29:49 By the way.. - What is it?
29:52 What is your schedule?
29:53 Once upon a time, there was a crow.
29:55 One day, it was very thirsty.
30:00 Is it schedule or schedule?
30:03 It's both, actually. It depends..
30:05 No. - Yes..
30:06 American or British. - Yes.
30:08 Please, Arzu, speak slow
30:10 because I don't understand your fasting English.
30:13 I agree with you, examination hall.
30:17 Oh!
30:18 What? - It reminds me of 50-50.
30:21 There was a segment, 'Bashira in trouble'.
30:23 Yes. - Touch me.
30:24 Start, Bashira. - Touch him.
30:26 That's incredible.
30:29 Wow..
30:31 Saleem, dear, are you feeling cold today?
30:35 Yes.. - Yes!
30:37 She is saying that you are feeling cold.
30:42 You are feeling like a dead person.
30:45 No..
30:46 Just like a coal..
30:49 Mr. Agha, do you know I am really upset today?
30:54 You? - Yes.
30:55 You.. - Thank God.
30:57 What?
30:59 Mr. Saleem, I feel like your medulla oblongata
31:02 is a little bit misplaced. Is it right?
31:04 Yes..
31:06 Wow! - I will do a simple test for you.
31:09 Can you say, 'There was a cold day' in British accent?
31:12 There was a cold day. - Yes.
31:15 Malaika, I really like the way you did your hair today.
31:19 Really?
31:21 Yes. - What did she say?
31:22 She said, 'I think you have lost millions.'
31:27 Mr. Dhanush, he is doing this for Mr. Dhanush.
31:28 Mr. Dhanush, say something in English.
31:30 English. Only English.
31:31 Mr. Dhanush, you are great.
31:33 And Malaika, I love you.
31:36 He has already lost his English.
31:40 And I must say, Charlie, you are one of the sweetest women
31:43 I have ever met.
31:44 Mr. Shabbir, why do you feel the need to wear a wig?
31:50 In this poem, the poet clears the fact
31:51 of little things are not used.
31:53 Wow..
31:55 What did he say?
31:57 He said, 'Aunty, please say something.'
31:59 'Aunty, please say something.'
32:02 Nothing so special, ma'am.
32:03 Actually, I have to say something to you, Charlie.
32:07 Why?
32:08 I want to..
32:10 Don't tell that.
32:11 He is a foreigner and he is from the USA.
32:15 Okay, guys. One question.
32:19 After the show, where are you going?
32:21 Where do you go?
32:23 Yes..
32:25 I really like the colour of your tie.
32:28 Thank you very much.
32:29 Is it lavender?
32:30 I think I am not confirmed about this.
32:32 This is what you meant by English.
32:34 No, English..
32:35 I have to say this.
32:37 Why do you have to say this?
32:38 Do you have a fever?
32:39 Our national language is Urdu.
32:40 Why should I speak in English?
32:41 Wow..
32:44 So, you are saying that you are not confirmed
32:48 about this?
32:49 But this is a good practice of today.
32:53 Yes. - I think everyone should have this confidence.
32:56 When people come from abroad and speak in Urdu
33:00 everyone says, 'How cute!'
33:02 'She speaks so well.' - Exactly.
33:03 But if we speak in broken English, we will be called ignorant.
33:06 Remember, 200 years ago
33:10 the great leaders of Muslims and the foreigners
33:14 the educationists, they left this world saying
33:18 that no language is bad.
33:22 Yes. - Every language is good.
33:24 Let me tell you something.
33:25 The most understood sign in the world
33:29 is laughter.
33:31 Wow. - Yes.
33:33 That's the only sign.
33:34 There is only one sign for crying.
33:35 I was about to say the same.
33:36 You never know the guy, the girl, the person who is crying.
33:41 Either he or she is crying with joy
33:43 or he is crying for something else.
33:46 But Mr. Haroon, I laugh in the worst situations.
33:49 If a thief barges in your house..
33:51 (Laughs)
33:53 No, I can't do that. - A thief barges in your house
33:55 (Laughs)
33:56 and you have a gun.
33:58 (Laughs)
33:59 I think, I am going to have a heart attack today.
34:02 (Laughs)
34:03 Oh, my God! You are so late.
34:05 (Laughs)
34:08 He has looted our house.
34:09 (Laughs)
34:11 Shoot me. Shoot me.
34:14 (Laughs)
34:14 Done. - Done.
34:15 He was shooting me.
34:17 (Laughs)
34:21 He was saying, 'Oh, sir.'
34:23 'There are the keys.'
34:25 (Laughs)
34:26 He was saying, 'Oh, send me a WhatsApp message before you come.'
34:30 (Laughs)
34:31 But sir, you didn't disappoint Gokhale.
34:35 What?
34:36 Gokhale's elder brother.. - Yes.
34:38 ..taught him karate for 25 years. - Yes.
34:40 Sir, he went to war for the first time after learning karate.
34:44 Yes. - He did this and shot the next person.
34:46 (Laughs)
34:50 By the way, I have seen a beautiful video of a man.
34:54 Yes. - He made a good meme.
34:56 You have seen how they fight in English films.
34:58 They come flying and kick.
35:00 He learns everything.
35:03 After that, he goes to a market.
35:05 He starts fighting a man.
35:06 His first step was to hit him from behind.
35:09 He grabbed the collar and..
35:12 (Laughs)
35:14 But sir, there is another problem. - Yes.
35:15 Gokhale's elder brother was shot. - Yes.
35:17 He died. He didn't get a murder case filed.
35:19 Then.. - No, he was shot by the one who brought the money.
35:23 (Laughs)
35:24 Karate's fees were paid. - Karate's fees.
35:26 Vikki worked as a thief for 10 years. - Okay.
35:30 He tied his hair and..
35:32 ..used to leave it on his ears.
35:34 He used to put his teeth in his ears and leave them.
35:36 (Laughs)
35:37 Wow, Gokhale. God has given you a long life.
35:40 Why? - You will die crying.
35:41 (Laughs)
35:43 Cry and die.
35:45 He is very funny.
35:46 (Laughs)
35:48 Sir, the audience has been waiting for a long time.
35:50 So, Mr. Haroon, let's go to the audience.
35:51 Yes. - When you were talking about us..
35:53 ..you were like, 'audience'.
35:55 (Laughs)
35:56 Audience. - Yes, audience.
35:58 Greetings. - Greetings.
36:00 My name is Sonia. - Yes.
36:01 I want to ask Mr. Asleem..
36:03 ..if you have ever been beaten by a wrestler.
36:06 He can't beat me.
36:07 (Laughs)
36:09 I can't guarantee anything else.
36:11 (Laughs)
36:12 Yes, next.
36:13 Greetings. - Greetings.
36:15 I am Faria Aslam. - Yes.
36:17 Mr. Agha, I have a question.
36:18 Have you ever had to run away from anyone with this weight?
36:21 (Laughs)
36:22 No, I have never had to run away.
36:25 Mr. Agha, I have never had to run away.
36:27 No, I have never. - He is saying that..
36:28 ..dogs run away when they are wearing shoes.
36:30 (Laughs)
36:31 Listen, Mr. Agha.
36:33 When they wear shoes, the dog goes to sleep.
36:35 I will go only when the dog is far away.
36:37 (Laughs)
36:39 In fact, the dog calls the other dog and says..
36:40 ..that it is not going anywhere.
36:42 (Laughs)
36:43 Mr. Agha, your legs are so small that when you are running..
36:46 ..it feels like someone is jumping.
36:47 (Laughs)
36:48 Mr. Agha's legs..
36:49 Thief! The thief is here!
36:51 (Laughs)
36:53 (Applause)
36:56 Sir, can I tell you something?
36:57 Mr. Agha is a classy man. - Yes.
36:59 The moment he heard the question, he thought..
37:01 ..that I wish a boy had asked me this.
37:03 (Laughs)
37:04 But he has never run away.
37:05 He is an expert in running away.
37:07 What an expert!
37:08 He ran away from a place. - Okay.
37:10 I asked him where he had run away. - Yes.
37:12 He said that it's been an hour since he ran away.
37:15 He is going.
37:16 (Laughs)
37:17 (Applause)
37:20 I wasn't Agha. My name was Kida.
37:24 (Laughs)
37:25 Not Kida. I was Kalla.
37:26 Okay. - I came from a tree.
37:28 (Laughs)
37:30 Yes. - Greetings.
37:31 Greetings. - Mr. Haroon, my name is Wasim Akbul.
37:34 Yes. - I am from Almi Sarzo.
37:35 You talk a lot about fashion on TikTok.
37:39 So, why don't you use the clothes..
37:43 ..that are worn in catwalks?
37:45 Why don't you wear them?
37:46 This is a very intelligent question.
37:48 Yes. - The clothes that are worn in catwalks..
37:51 Yes. - Why don't we wear them in our daily lives?
37:53 Sir, the first thing is that..
37:55 ..catwalks are done. - Yes.
37:57 I walk them in my daily life.
37:59 (Laughs)
38:01 Look, I think that..
38:04 ..to bring anything into a trend..
38:06 ..you have to do something very obnoxious.
38:09 Exactly. - Exactly. - So, these are trends.
38:11 They last for a while. - You can see it from your perspective.
38:14 The normal things that you see in your routine..
38:18 ..people don't want to see them for a long time.
38:20 The humorous objects that you see..
38:24 ..are not even 100 years old in art history.
38:27 Yes. - So, do we start wearing a box of butter?
38:29 No. You were saying that these clothes are not used.
38:32 These are exclusive clothes.
38:33 If you see Mad Gala.. - Yes.
38:35 ..then people wear.. - Absolutely.
38:36 ..weird clothes.
38:38 But, sir, why is it called a fashion show?
38:40 Exactly my point. - It sets the latest trends.
38:44 People wear yellow clothes on the streets..
38:45 ..and go after goats.
38:47 I went to a catwalk once. - Okay.
38:49 I didn't like the torn clothes. - Okay.
38:51 I threw them in the ditch. - Okay.
38:53 I didn't wear a necktie. I wore a cap.
38:55 Okay. - He said that he was doing a cap commercial.
38:58 (Laughs)
38:59 And I wore that.
39:00 I tore it in his neck.
39:01 He said that he wore a torn suit.
39:03 (Laughs)
39:04 I should be angry about this.
39:06 Why? - No.
39:07 The one who tore it.
39:08 (Laughs)
39:09 I think we should do a drama about Mad Gala.
39:11 Absolutely. - Yes. That's right.
39:13 Let's do it. - We will do it. Done.
39:15 Mr. Danish. - Yes.
39:16 Let's do a drama about Mad Gala.
39:18 Yes. - Done.
39:19 You guys saved me.
39:21 (Laughs)
39:22 Mr. Aroor, I went for a catwalk in Salim's house once.
39:24 Okay. - I cried.
39:26 Okay. - He said that I had a problem with my old Murriya.
39:28 (Laughs)
39:30 (Applause)
39:32 Viewers, this was today's show.
39:33 We will meet you in the next show.
39:35 Take care.
39:37 Goodbye.
39:38 "Be careful."