Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 8th September 2023
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 8th September 2023
Transcript
00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:05 Friends, there was always a special minister with the kings
00:10 and all the ministers used to be jealous of him.
00:13 There was an incident with a king like this.
00:15 He did this.
00:16 Once he sent all the ministers except for one to a city
00:21 and told them to come and see if a shoe factory is set up there
00:24 then how much profit will be given.
00:26 They went and returned and came back and told that
00:29 the king should not do business with shoes there.
00:31 The reason for that is that no one wears shoes there.
00:35 It is not a custom there.
00:37 Everyone is barefoot there.
00:38 They should not set up a shoe factory there.
00:40 Then he sent his special minister.
00:42 When he returned, he said that
00:44 "King, I have come from that city.
00:47 You should set up a shoe factory there first.
00:49 The reason for that is that no one wears shoes there.
00:53 The thing is that your fate, your luck, your courage,
00:57 your own destiny is with you.
01:00 Your knowledge, your talent is with you.
01:03 And if you are at the bottom of the game like the situation in Pakistan,
01:07 then remember that when a person reaches the bottom,
01:12 then he has only one way to move forward and that is to rise above.
01:16 He has to rise above.
01:18 He has to progress again.
01:19 And if you feel that the market conditions in Pakistan are not favourable,
01:24 then remember that a smart man always makes money in this time.
01:28 Try to understand that when things are going down in any country,
01:34 businesses are going down,
01:35 that is the right time to start a new business.
01:38 This is the right time to understand.
01:40 You don't have to be disappointed.
01:42 Today, what you thought earlier when the market was saturated,
01:46 that I will start this work in life,
01:48 now is the right time.
01:49 You thought that the businesses that looked great,
01:52 now is the time to get into them.
01:54 And this is the right time to start something new in Pakistan.
01:57 Let's start today's show with this message.
02:00 Let's take you to the guest house and see what's happening there.
02:04 - Greetings. - Greetings. What's the matter?
02:07 - Will I get a room? - No.
02:10 - Reason? - Totally okay.
02:11 What are the charges for the room on the first day?
02:13 It depends on you.
02:14 Take a simple room or a luxury room.
02:16 What are the presidential rates?
02:18 I have finished the posters in the last few days and made them simple rooms.
02:22 Okay. What about the suite?
02:24 I had two suite rooms.
02:25 - Okay. - I have finished them and made them simple.
02:27 What about the luxury room?
02:29 - I had three. - Okay.
02:31 - I have made them simple. - What?
02:33 Tell me straight. You only have simple rooms.
02:36 - Nange, come. - Sir is here.
02:39 - How many rooms do you want? - I want 204.
02:43 Why don't you go to 302?
02:45 Sir, I do the touch and clean.
02:48 One room means you have an empty room.
02:50 Only one room.
02:52 But Mr. Haroon, his room is so dirty.
02:54 At least you should clean it.
02:56 Sir, I clean it.
02:58 It's not working.
03:01 When it gets damaged, I will fix it.
03:03 - Greetings. - Greetings.
03:10 Greetings.
03:11 Both husband and wife have come together.
03:13 - How are you? - Fine.
03:15 Thank God you are here.
03:16 Move back. Greetings.
03:19 Greetings.
03:20 I am not talking to you.
03:22 I am talking to him. How are you?
03:24 Thank God you are here.
03:26 How are you?
03:32 - Tell me. What happened? - Do you have a suite room?
03:35 You are late.
03:38 He has broken it and made it simple.
03:40 I will stay here for four to five days.
03:42 - Then you should stay with us for ten days. - I have three to four meetings.
03:45 - Do one thing. Tomorrow is my birthday. - Yes.
03:48 - Decorate it. - Okay.
03:51 - A big cake. - Yes.
03:53 And six kids.
03:55 - Are you ready? - Yes, sir.
04:02 Are you impressed by the rainbow?
04:03 No, I am impressed by poverty.
04:06 - So what? - Take the keys. Hurry up.
04:09 - What is this? - Sir, you know..
04:12 - Come, sir. - Wait a minute.
04:13 It's better if you come back.
04:17 Okay, I will come back.
04:18 Come.
04:20 Sir, one room is left.
04:23 - That too? - Yes.
04:24 Wow.
04:25 - Hello. - Hello. Greetings.
04:27 Greetings. I am fine.
04:30 You are so greedy.
04:33 I can see your expressions in this phone.
04:36 - Is this Pakiza Guest House? - Yes, madam. Pakiza Guest House.
04:41 I just wanted to inform you that Safeer will join you from Germany for half an hour.
04:45 - Yes, of course. - Wow.
04:48 He will surely come. He is proud of me.
04:52 Germany's Safeer is coming.
04:53 - Is the room ready? - Yes, of course.
04:56 Keep the room ready. Thank you, ill-mannered man.
04:59 Yes, thank you.
05:01 Call the expensive one.
05:02 Costly.
05:04 - Yes, sir. - Sir is calling.
05:08 - Did you get the expensive one? - Yes, sir.
05:10 - Get it outside. - Sir, it's not even in the room.
05:13 How will I get it outside?
05:15 - You are so lucky. It's not in the room. - Yes, sir.
05:18 - I got it from him. - Okay, get it outside.
05:21 - Outside. - Haroon, I don't like this special treatment with celebrities.
05:26 It's his right. It's in the room.
05:28 - It's not like that. - What?
05:31 - Let it be. You don't know anything. - Sir, let's go.
05:34 Sir is calling.
05:35 - Hello. - Hello, brother.
05:38 Wait. You are a thief.
05:42 I will do whatever I want.
05:45 - Hello. - Hello.
05:47 He is a thief.
05:49 I will do whatever I want.
05:52 If you do whatever he says, you will die.
05:54 - Why are you scared? - Wait a minute.
05:57 - Sir, give me that. - Wait a minute.
05:59 - Your eyes don't work. - Why?
06:02 You go ahead.
06:04 - It's not in the room. - Sir, it's in the room. I saw it.
06:11 - It's not in the room. - Sir, I have washed the clothes.
06:12 I have put them inside.
06:15 You are still wearing clothes inside.
06:18 You are asking me to get married.
06:21 - Give me the scissors. - No, sir. It's unfair.
06:24 - Give me the scissors. - I have never seen a person
06:27 who has been given a room on rent and then says he won't give it.
06:31 - You have never seen it? - No, I have never seen it.
06:32 - Turn your face there. - Yes.
06:34 Turn your face here.
06:36 Look at this.
06:38 This will defame you in the market.
06:41 What will defame me?
06:42 When a picture of Germany will be kept here, what will be the name?
06:45 Look, I can't vacate this room.
06:48 - I will... - Hello.
06:49 Listen to me carefully.
06:51 If you don't vacate the room, I will shoot you.
06:55 What will you shoot?
06:57 Enough. My boss has said it.
06:59 - I am your boss. - I have never spoken so high.
07:03 - Anyway, I won't vacate. - You fool.
07:07 I think you are destined to die.
07:10 - You? - Yes.
07:12 Everyone is a witness.
07:16 I have taken the room on rent.
07:17 - Absolutely. - No one can say that I will vacate.
07:19 - Where are you going? - To the room.
07:22 - Go to the room. - Why?
07:24 You will get a slap if you speak in the room.
07:29 I will see who gets a slap.
07:31 I will curse the hotel.
07:32 Thank you. We deserve it.
07:34 Yes.
07:36 I will take a shower.
07:37 - I will take a shower. - It's not yours. It's mine.
07:40 - You have not insulted him. - For what?
07:43 He had given you the rent. Let it be. What is wrong?
07:46 You don't understand. There are some rules of business.
07:50 The rules of business are that you give what you have promised.
07:54 I have given the room. I haven't given the word.
07:56 If he posts what you have done to him on social media
08:00 what will be left with respect?
08:02 I don't understand social media.
08:05 If you post anything on social media, it gets hit.
08:09 - You think there is no standard? - No.
08:11 Now you can see how many followers he has.
08:13 Tell me how many followers does Pakiza guest house have on social media?
08:19 - There are millions. What do I tell you? - What?
08:22 Does Pakiza hotel dance?
08:26 You are not answering my call.
08:30 Yes, darling. The pack is going on.
08:33 - The total pack and the biggest thing. - Yes.
08:36 The German ambassador is coming to stay here.
08:39 - Really? - Yes.
08:41 This will be a game changer for our guest house.
08:44 - Definitely. - Listen to me.
08:46 - Yes. - The ambassador is coming here.
08:49 - You have to cook whatever he says. - Yes.
08:53 - Okay? Listen. - Yes, sir.
08:55 - When he comes, you don't want to see him here. - I am coming.
08:58 I will go and see the arrangements.
08:59 - You keep the area clean. - Okay. Don't take the camera. Leave.
09:03 - Hey, expensive. - Yes, sir.
09:07 - The guy who is like a rat. - Yes, sir.
09:10 - Call him. - Bring him.
09:12 Will you throw him out?
09:14 There must be a room. The owners must have kept one or two rooms.
09:17 No, I didn't keep him. He is a rude man.
09:20 I will go and see.
09:21 Can't you give him a place in your house?
09:25 - Are you crazy? - No.
09:28 If there is no place in the guest house, I will go to the car wash.
09:31 Look, he didn't come. He didn't come.
09:34 - He will have to go. - What is this? He is going without asking.
09:36 Stop. Where are you going? Who will we talk to?
09:40 - Talk to my hand. - What?
09:41 - What an attitude. - What an attitude.
09:44 He is a rude man.
09:46 I will post about him on social media.
09:49 - What happened? - What happened?
09:52 What happened, sir?
09:55 Sir, I think you have committed a murder.
09:58 Whose murder?
09:59 The one who was here.
10:02 The one with the black face.
10:03 He died in the room.
10:05 - Yes. - What did you do?
10:07 - What? - He killed him.
10:10 You didn't even tell me that I am shooting you.
10:12 You went to the room.
10:14 I went there. You died before me.
10:16 You went there. I will strangle you.
10:18 I will strangle you. I did it practically.
10:21 I cut the branch and shot him.
10:24 Oh, God. He is dead.
10:28 - You killed him. - How can I kill him?
10:30 Is this a murder?
10:31 You said that you will drink 100.
10:34 I said that I had already drunk 100.
10:37 I will find out who is the murderer.
10:41 It can be anyone.
10:43 First find out who all have seen him in the hotel.
10:47 There is no camera here.
10:49 - No, there is no guest. - It means if there are no cameras
10:52 - then there can be a murderer among the guests. - Yes.
10:56 I think you should be hanged.
10:58 - I think we should call the police. - No.
11:01 - No. - No.
11:02 Don't do it. I am scared.
11:05 No.
11:06 If three people are caught in one show, the show will be stopped.
11:09 Listen to me. Put the body in the elevator.
11:13 As soon as the elevator goes up, press the emergency button.
11:16 The elevator will stop.
11:17 - Yes. - For a few hours.
11:19 You want to portray that he died in the lift.
11:22 - Exactly. - You are doing a bad thing.
11:25 And you are giving me a great idea.
11:27 Either drop the elevator.
11:29 Lift.
11:31 Like this.
11:33 All four of us are murderers.
11:36 Tell me something. Do you have a big car?
11:40 Yes.
11:41 Wrap the body in this carpet.
11:43 Keep it in the car and..
11:44 Mr. Dhanesh, I thought you were a very decent man.
11:48 - We watch movies all day. - Act.
11:50 A movie is being made right in front of me. Why shouldn't I?
11:53 Mr. Dhanesh, don't say such nonsense.
11:57 Wrap the body in the carpet, put it in the car, throw it.
12:00 And don't do this. Cut it.
12:02 What?
12:03 How do I cut it?
12:05 No. If you cut it, blood will come out.
12:07 And then put it in the suitcase.
12:08 Which was his suitcase.
12:10 And throw it out.
12:11 - He gave me all the ideas. - Yes.
12:13 The best idea is that of the moustache killer.
12:16 I have to bring the car here.
12:19 - I will pack it and.. - Okay.
12:20 - ..throw it in the car. - Okay.
12:21 You bring the body.
12:23 In the car.
12:24 - Okay. - Give me.
12:26 - Now it's my job. - Give me.
12:28 I have brought the car.
12:30 I will wrap it.
12:32 - Okay. - I will make a video of this incident.
12:35 - Yes. - Mr. Haroon, this is so stupid.
12:38 Everything will be in the forensic report.
12:39 His thumb prints, foot prints, everything.
12:41 That's why I am quiet.
12:43 - So that they get caught. - Yes.
12:45 Sir, we were fighting with him in the morning.
12:48 - Poor guy. - Oh, God.
12:50 - He is so sad. - Wait.
12:51 Come here.
12:52 Easy.
12:54 Wait a minute.
12:56 He is giving me a hard time.
13:01 - Oh, God. - He is not even a little sad.
13:06 They are heartless people.
13:10 - Oh, God. - Oh, God.
13:13 Look, he has made a good man's shawarma.
13:19 Look, is the car here or not?
13:21 What a packed hotel this is.
13:23 He is not even scared that someone will come here.
13:26 Yes.
13:27 That's why we come here.
13:29 It's a funny hotel.
13:31 - Hey, you are alive. - Hey.
13:32 I am a dead man. Stop me.
13:34 Why are you doing this drama?
13:40 I am not going to leave the hotel.
13:41 - Wow. - Wow.
13:45 - Wow. - Wow.
13:46 - Great. - Great.
13:49 What is your plan? What will you do now?
13:50 I will call each room.
13:52 I will tell them the truth.
13:54 This hotel will be sealed from now on.
13:56 - Do it. - Hurry up.
13:58 Before someone comes.
13:59 - That ambassador will also come. - Yes.
14:01 Hello.
14:05 - Hello. - 303.
14:07 - Yes, 303. - I am calling from the reception. Come out.
14:10 Why should I come out?
14:11 Someone has been murdered in this hotel.
14:13 What? What happened?
14:14 What did you do? Come out.
14:17 - Hello, 202. - Yes.
14:19 Sir, come out of the hotel.
14:20 - Why? - Someone has been murdered in the hotel.
14:22 - What? Murdered? - Yes.
14:24 I was saying you should also come inside.
14:26 The dead body is calling you. You are not understanding.
14:31 Hello.
14:34 - Hello. - Are you sleeping?
14:37 - Yes. - What happened to you?
14:39 No, I don't know anything.
14:41 Someone has been murdered in the hotel.
14:44 Everyone go to the lobby.
14:46 Am I a police?
14:47 She is going to the police hotel.
14:49 - Yes. - Come.
14:51 The last one was a very peaceful man.
14:54 - He was murdered. - He was murdered.
14:55 I am very worried.
14:56 Where did the owner of the hotel go?
14:58 He ran away.
14:59 But how did he get murdered?
15:01 He found a dead body in the carpet.
15:02 - Okay. - He hid it in the car and went to sleep.
15:05 He was going to kill me too.
15:06 - Okay. - Yes.
15:07 - He is not a criminal. - Hey.
15:08 Where did the dead body go from the carpet?
15:11 Sir, I don't know.
15:12 - Did you see? - The dead body was lying there.
15:13 He is alive.
15:15 I was telling you. He wants to kill me too.
15:17 Oh, you are alive.
15:19 There are two dead bodies in one carpet.
15:20 One is a dead body.
15:22 Sir, go to your room.
15:28 Nothing has happened.
15:29 The ambassador is coming here.
15:30 - German. - Yes, the ambassador is coming.
15:32 The ambassador is coming.
15:33 I have called the police.
15:35 The police is also coming.
15:36 What?
15:37 We have another problem.
15:39 We are stuck in this problem.
15:42 I don't know who is it.
15:43 Sir, please go.
15:45 There is no room here.
15:46 Come on.
15:47 Ambassador.
15:48 What?
15:49 Ambassador.
15:50 - Oh, sorry. - Sir, please.
15:53 - Sir, please sit. - Please.
15:54 - Please sit, sir. - Please.
15:56 Sir, please sit.
15:57 Wow.
15:58 The German ambassador has come through Texas.
16:00 Sir, please don't make excuses.
16:02 Okay.
16:03 Look, how down to earth people are.
16:05 Yes.
16:06 This is how the country develops.
16:08 - Yes. - This is the protocol.
16:09 - Yes. - Did you hear any sound?
16:11 Nothing.
16:12 Sir, he came alone.
16:14 - He has also brought the bag. - Yes.
16:15 The ambassador didn't see the bag.
16:17 Sir, do you like Italian food?
16:20 Yes.
16:21 - Italian food is.. - Chief.
16:24 I told you to stay away from his sight.
16:26 Get lost.
16:27 Sir, everything is ready for you.
16:29 - Wow. - He has gone away from the sight.
16:31 - Look, he is sitting there. - He is sitting there.
16:33 Hello.
16:34 Yes, I have reached the hotel.
16:42 Yes.
16:44 I have to take the payment from Shalmi at 10 am.
16:46 I am coming to Faisalabad.
16:48 Yes, tell my mother.
16:50 I will come to Lariat Motorcycle at 10 am.
16:54 Sir, is your name written in Germany?
16:56 Sir, where are you from?
17:00 I am from Faisalabad.
17:01 Sir, your house is opposite to Darul.
17:07 He didn't say Germany, he said Germany.
17:13 He is the ambassador.
17:15 - He is fit. - Where is your car?
17:16 I don't know. My mother has named the ambassador after me.
17:19 - Your name? - Yes.
17:20 Who has sent you here?
17:22 I don't know. I have already got a car.
17:26 I am sitting here with a gun on my head because of you.
17:31 Look, uncle, he is the one who is thankful to Faisalabad.
17:34 Sir, give me a liquor for him.
17:38 - Brother. - Yes.
17:40 - I can do this for you. - Yes.
17:42 - The watch is here. - Okay.
17:44 - The trunk is open. - Yes.
17:46 - Listen to your brother. - Him?
17:48 Yes.
17:49 - I am very happy with you. - Yes.
17:52 You can lie down here.
17:53 Sir, I will take a small break.
18:00 I will meet you after the break.
18:02 Sir, I have done so many collaborations.
18:04 I have done collaborations with Urla Pilwan.
18:07 Which collaboration did he win?
18:08 Recently, he won the collaboration with Khansi.
18:10 - Khansi. - He didn't win just one collaboration.
18:13 He won the collaboration with Dal Chamcha.
18:15 Welcome back, viewers.
18:27 We have two wrestlers from Lahore with us in the break.
18:30 One is a teacher and the other is their student.
18:32 Let's talk to them.
18:33 Greetings.
18:34 Greetings. How are you?
18:36 Thank God, I am fine. How are you?
18:38 When elders are sitting, they talk to us.
18:41 Are you elder than them?
18:42 If you think they are elders, then you are mistaken.
18:45 You should also think of your wrestlers.
18:50 - Let's give them a big hand. - Come.
18:52 Amazing.
18:53 - How are you? - I am fine.
18:58 He is a big man.
18:59 Why is he doing this?
19:00 He is eating old food.
19:02 - Oh. - He has eaten a lot of old food.
19:05 - In Pakistan, the championship.. - Yes.
19:10 - What do you call it? - Yes.
19:11 - He is eating old food. - Yes.
19:14 - He is eating this. - Okay.
19:16 - He is eating seven colours. - Seven colours.
19:19 - He is asking us to wrestle. - Yes.
19:22 - Okay. - He is asking us to wrestle.
19:24 He is saying that wrestling is getting buried.
19:27 - What? - Wait. What is happening?
19:30 Wrestling is getting buried.
19:34 He means that wrestling is getting buried.
19:37 - Okay. - He is a wrestler.
19:39 He is a wrestler.
19:40 Okay. And this is called a wrestling arena.
19:43 - Okay. - We will not let you do it.
19:46 I think he is right.
19:49 This place is enough.
19:51 If we lay a mat here and put a segment..
19:54 - Wow. - ..in which we call all the wrestlers of Pakistan..
19:57 He is saying Pakistan. Call them from all over the world.
19:59 And they don't have much time.
20:00 - So, consider it your last wish. - Wow.
20:02 (ALL LAUGHING)
20:03 (ALL APPLAUDING)
20:06 And the wrestler whose name is..
20:10 ..the silver boy, Arshad Nadeem.
20:14 - Wow. - Wow.
20:16 - He is the one. - Wow.
20:18 - He is.. - God knows his strength.
20:21 - Wow. - And that stick..
20:24 - It is not a stick. It is a javelin. - A javelin?
20:26 I have been preparing for this.
20:29 - How is that? - He is saying that..
20:31 ..you always use javelin.
20:34 (ALL LAUGHING)
20:35 I did not use javelin.
20:37 (ALL LAUGHING)
20:38 - I said, he is a good boy. - Very good.
20:41 He has broken sticks at home.
20:43 (ALL LAUGHING)
20:44 - Anyway, New Butt.. - Yes.
20:46 - ..won a gold medal in snatch. - In Gujarat.
20:48 Let's give him a clap.
20:50 (ALL APPLAUDING)
20:51 - We have clapped for New Butt. - Yes.
20:54 But we forgot Talha Talib.
20:56 He won a medal in 65 weight category.
20:59 - Wow. - Let's give him a clap.
21:00 (ALL APPLAUDING)
21:02 And where we will clap for him..
21:04 ..Shaheer Afridi from Sindh Police..
21:07 ..who is in Rapid Response Force..
21:09 ..he has won Asian title twice.
21:11 - Wow. - Wow.
21:13 In boxing. And he defeated a boxer the other day.
21:17 - Let's clap for him. - Wow.
21:19 - Let's go, son. - What happened?
21:21 We cannot leave him for long. He will never get well.
21:24 (ALL LAUGHING)
21:25 Let's give him a clap.
21:27 Sir, we have given him so many claps.
21:29 Let's give him a clap for Urle Pahlwan.
21:31 - Which title did he win? - Recently he won Khansi's title.
21:35 Khansi.
21:36 He has not only won the title but also won the 'Dal Chamcha'.
21:39 The first wrestler can never qualify in javelin throw.
21:44 - Really? - His arms are too small.
21:46 How far will he throw?
21:47 No, no. He cannot throw it.
21:48 Because he will keep moving on the ground.
21:50 (ALL LAUGHING)
21:52 (ALL APPLAUDING)
21:54 I told you, he doesn't know.
21:56 He is a stranger to his own secret.
21:57 (ALL LAUGHING)
21:59 Tell us about your talent that will get you a clap.
22:02 This is an open challenge.
22:04 Call me and I will fight with you.
22:06 We will make sweets in our mouths.
22:08 - People should be proud of us. - Do people do that?
22:10 Yes.
22:11 (ALL LAUGHING)
22:12 - This is a weak wrestler. - Yes.
22:14 His father had given him a kilo of almonds as a child.
22:17 - Then? - He still eats it.
22:18 (ALL LAUGHING)
22:20 If a person himself is saying that he wants to compete with me
22:23 - and is giving an open challenge. - Yes.
22:24 Then I will tell the producer that we will keep one here next week
22:29 - and he will fight with me. - On the Pakistan level.
22:30 - On the Pakistan level. - Yes.
22:32 Okay, producer. Do one thing.
22:34 Find out which wrestler is good.
22:36 He is from the whole of Pakistan and he wants to fight here.
22:39 - We will call him from Karachi. - You will call him from Karachi?
22:41 - Next week. - Okay, next week.
22:43 Which wrestler is coming?
22:45 - Gujjar Nagori wrestler. - Gujjar Nagori wrestler.
22:48 - What? - Yes.
22:49 - Gujjar Nagori? - Yes.
22:50 - I don't want to call him. - Why?
22:52 Oh, my! He is already breaking my legs.
22:55 (ALL LAUGHING)
22:57 - He is so dangerous. - He is dangerous.
22:59 The wrestler is scared.
23:00 What should we do? Should we not call him?
23:02 No, you should call him from the Punjab level.
23:04 (ALL LAUGHING)
23:06 - From the Punjab level to Karachi. - Yes.
23:08 - From Punjab. - Okay.
23:09 Producer, we have called someone from the Punjab level.
23:11 - Call him from Rajanpur. - Rajanpur?
23:14 - Yes, from Kashif fracture. - Kashif fracture.
23:17 - Oh! - Yes.
23:19 - Let's call him. - Kashif?
23:20 - Yes. - I don't want to call him.
23:22 - God forbid. - God forbid.
23:23 I have been on the mat for three months.
23:26 (ALL LAUGHING)
23:27 - I have been on the mat for three months. - Yes.
23:31 - He is.. - No.
23:33 - Call him from the division level. - Lahore level.
23:37 - Yes, from the division level. - Okay.
23:38 - He is a dangerous wrestler. - Okay.
23:41 Producer, you should call a wrestler from Lahore level.
23:45 - I have a name in mind. - Which one?
23:47 Haroon Rafiq.
23:49 - Call him whenever you want. - Why?
23:51 He is crazy.
23:53 (ALL LAUGHING)
23:55 - Who is coming from Lahore level? - Raja Patas.
23:59 - Oh! - Raja Patas.
24:01 Yes.
24:02 - God forbid. - He is a dangerous wrestler.
24:05 Yes.
24:06 - Okay, wrestler. - Wait.
24:08 - Yes. - Raja Patas?
24:10 - Yes. - He is a dangerous wrestler.
24:14 - I won't call him. - Yes.
24:16 - I came here 14 years ago. - Yes.
24:19 - I have been here for a long time. - Why?
24:21 - Patas. - I am here.
24:22 I am not Patas.
24:24 He has kept 50 Patas.
24:26 - He should be from Mahalla level. - Mahalla level?
24:28 - Mahalla level. - Okay.
24:29 - Which Mahalla are you from? - Me?
24:31 - Yes. - Gwalmandi.
24:32 - Call someone from Gwalmandi Mahalla level. - Yes.
24:36 - Prince. - Which one?
24:38 - Prince. - Prince wrestler.
24:40 Wow!
24:42 - He is a dangerous wrestler. - Yes.
24:44 He is wearing Obama's shirt.
24:47 (ALL LAUGHING)
24:48 - There is only one option left. - What?
24:51 He should be from Gali level.
24:53 (ALL LAUGHING)
24:54 - There is only one wrestler left. - Who?
24:56 Charlie wrestler.
24:57 (ALL LAUGHING)
24:59 - What should I do? - Tell me your Gali number.
25:02 We never get a chance to meet a wrestler.
25:04 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:05 Call him. He will open the door and the wrestler will come back.
25:09 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:11 - Tell me Gali number. - Seven.
25:13 Find out your team from Gali number seven.
25:16 No, I will not. I will stay with you.
25:19 - Jaka Rakshewala. - Okay. Jaka Rakshewala.
25:21 - Hey! - Don't call him.
25:23 - Why? - Because we are shifting the house.
25:26 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:30 - What should we do? - Call someone who can fight with me.
25:35 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:36 - Why call from a distance? I will fight. - No, son.
25:39 You will get hurt.
25:41 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:43 - Let's call Danish wrestler. - Oh God!
25:47 I am suffering from this kind of sprain.
25:49 (ALL LAUGHING)
25:51 He is my brother. We have been together since childhood.
25:55 I thought he is stuck in a sprain.
25:56 So he is taking me to the hospital.
25:58 (ALL LAUGHING)
26:01 We will take a short break from the wrestling.
26:03 We will meet after the break.
26:05 We have to separate when we get permission.
26:07 - Oh God! - Why?
26:10 He is beating me.
26:12 (ALL LAUGHING)
26:14 - I have two jaws. - Do you eat from others?
26:16 No, I don't eat from one and ask for the other.
26:18 (ALL LAUGHING)
26:19 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
26:23 (ALL APPLAUDING)
26:27 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
26:31 Welcome back, viewers.
26:32 Now our segment is 'Hairat Kadha'.
26:35 - Oh my God! - What should we do?
26:37 Something has changed.
26:38 Before that, Gokhale has become more surprised.
26:40 (ALL LAUGHING)
26:41 Tell me, what will you tell us to surprise us today?
26:44 First tell them that we are in the ICU.
26:46 (ALL LAUGHING)
26:48 The thing I have brought today
26:50 is a book called 'Gospel of Eels'.
26:54 I will present the essence of that book to you.
26:58 You must have heard of the place, Bermuda Triangle.
27:01 - Yes, sir. - Yes.
27:02 About 1000 km from that place
27:06 there is an ocean, within the ocean.
27:09 You can say that there is a whirlpool.
27:14 The waves of the ocean go around it.
27:19 No one comes out.
27:20 The thing that goes out, cannot come out.
27:23 It is called Sargasso Sea.
27:25 There is algae on the floor of the Sargasso Sea.
27:30 - Algae. - Yes.
27:31 It is called Kai.
27:33 Kai is brown in colour.
27:35 Millions of small leaves are grown there.
27:39 They are less than one mm.
27:41 They are transparent.
27:43 We don't know where they come from.
27:45 That leaf is alive.
27:47 Oh!
27:49 It starts moving against the current.
27:52 - Oh! - The waves are coming from there.
27:54 It tries to come out.
27:56 It comes out of there.
27:58 All the leaves..
28:00 No one knows how they find their way.
28:02 All the leaves start going towards Europe.
28:05 - By getting them dung. - Yes.
28:07 - By getting them dung. - He is a dung.
28:09 - He is a dung. - Yes.
28:10 They get dung.
28:12 When they start going there,
28:14 you will be surprised to see that they take the shape of small rods.
28:19 - Oh! - The rods are transparent.
28:22 - Oh! - Wow!
28:24 The rods are half an inch in size.
28:28 The rods go to a special place in Europe.
28:33 - Scandinavian side. - Yes.
28:35 It is called a glass eel.
28:38 It is a glass pipe.
28:41 When it reaches Europe, people catch it.
28:46 They catch it quickly. It is a delicacy.
28:49 - Oh! - It is half a kilo of 2000 dollars.
28:53 When it grows into an eel,
28:56 it gets its eyes.
28:58 - Oh! - Wow!
29:00 It reaches the place where the fjords are.
29:04 Fjords are the places where the sea goes in.
29:08 It takes the shape of a river.
29:10 - It comes back to the sea. - Wow!
29:12 When it reaches there, it finds a place to hide.
29:16 - You and me. - They are eating it.
29:20 People eat it when it has no place to hide.
29:23 When it hides, no one can find it.
29:27 If the river ends and it turns,
29:30 it comes back to the dry land.
29:31 Don't be a fool. How will we find it?
29:34 - It is a kilo of 2000 dollars. - You said..
29:37 You have 3-4 kilos.
29:39 When it finds a place to hide, it turns yellow.
29:44 - Oh! - It changes colour.
29:46 - It has brown dots. - It becomes a hole.
29:49 It makes a hole.
29:51 It catches anything, even a human.
29:53 Then another hole comes from inside.
29:56 - Oh! - Wow!
29:58 The hole knows that the other hole has caught something.
30:01 - Oh! - It hands it over.
30:05 It grabs the other hole and pulls it in.
30:08 Does its metamorphosis end here or evolves?
30:12 It hasn't ended yet. The biggest thing is..
30:14 You are not going to break it. Why are you hiding it?
30:17 - I am surprised. - Why?
30:20 My grandma used to tell me such stories when I was a kid.
30:23 She had no head or legs.
30:24 It hides for 40-50 years.
30:28 - What? - It is so long.
30:30 40-50 years?
30:32 - It eats anything that falls in water. - It eats.
30:35 It eats grass.
30:36 It eats anything that falls on it.
30:39 It eats. Doesn't it eat?
30:41 - This is a very.. - Wow!
30:43 This is an intelligent question.
30:45 Wow!
30:46 All its life has been spent without gender.
30:53 It has been around for ages. It has no gender.
30:55 This has troubled people so much.
31:00 How is it possible that there is a male and a female?
31:03 - It happens in every creature. - No doubt.
31:06 There was a man who got a degree in crab and fish.
31:11 He said he will find out if it is a male or a female.
31:15 He stayed in Trieste for two months.
31:18 - It is a very popular place. - Italy.
31:22 He stayed in Trieste and wrote in his book
31:26 that he has come to Trieste and the women are beautiful.
31:29 The beauty of this place has mesmerized me.
31:32 But I will focus on the eel.
31:35 I will find out what its gender is.
31:37 He dissected the eels for four months
31:42 and found out which male and which female it is.
31:45 He was so shocked
31:47 that he became a very emotional patient.
31:49 He wrote in his book that there is a lot of ugliness in this city.
31:54 I don't want to live here.
31:55 When he came back,
31:57 he came and researched on this matter
32:00 that he was so frustrated.
32:02 He was so mad.
32:04 While researching on this,
32:06 he became a father of psychosis.
32:10 His name is Sigmund Freud.
32:11 Oh, okay.
32:13 He is your tenant.
32:15 Sigmund Freud is very famous.
32:18 - Very famous. - Very famous.
32:19 What was his conclusion?
32:21 - His conclusion. - He dissected 400 eels.
32:23 He dissected 400 eels.
32:25 He found a male in the last one.
32:27 - Wow. - He didn't find it.
32:29 He didn't find it. He expressed his helplessness
32:33 that he would say that it was a male organ.
32:36 - It was later proven that it wasn't. - No.
32:39 What happens is that God has given him a gender.
32:44 After 30, 40 or 50 years,
32:47 God knows how he feels
32:51 that he has to go back.
32:53 - Okay. - It happens through the same ways.
32:56 - It goes back to the sea. - Wow.
32:58 - It goes back to the Sargasso Sea. - Oh, my God.
33:02 And it turns black and has silver lines.
33:06 Gogay, you should have known that it would go back.
33:08 He is almost 55 years old.
33:15 Now it is going back to the Sargasso Sea.
33:17 - It goes to its father. - Yes.
33:19 It says, "Father, take care of my silver eels."
33:21 "Forgive me. I made a mistake. I shouldn't have stepped on them."
33:26 And its father says, "I won't forgive you."
33:29 "I have become bald waiting for you."
33:32 It is so stupid. We don't know its gender.
33:35 Yes, that's the thing. What happens next?
33:37 Then it happens that its mother
33:41 - eats itself. - Oh, my God.
33:43 It eats the inner jaw.
33:45 When its mother eats itself,
33:47 God either turns it male or female.
33:51 - Wow. - Then why didn't we know its gender?
33:55 Now, it has GPS trackers.
33:58 They were installed.
33:59 Then it was caught when it started going down the Sargasso Sea.
34:02 It was either male or female.
34:04 Then it says, "I am 200 years old."
34:08 - "I am six months behind." - Yes.
34:10 "Now I have become a gender."
34:12 Mr. Agha is so hungry that he eats his own stomach.
34:15 I didn't understand.
34:18 You understood, but you threw the silver eels.
34:21 - It eats its own stomach. - Like an eel.
34:26 - Mr. Agha has two jaws. - Does it eat from the other one?
34:28 No, it eats one and asks for the other one.
34:30 - Mr. Agha, don't you give Wi-Fi to every child? - Why?
34:35 They say, "I don't have a signal in my brain."
34:37 - Okay, it's very simple. - Every child has a headache.
34:41 When this child gets a headache,
34:42 he will say, "I have a low-fated headache."
34:44 Viewers, this was today's show.
34:47 God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
34:49 Take care of yourself.
34:51 Goodbye.
34:52 Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya