Skam Season 2 Episode 4 - (italiano)
Skam Season 2 Episode 4 - (italiano)
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00:00 And if it's true that Ville is dating a girl, I'm sure she's a pretty hot chick.
00:06 Right?
00:07 What have you told Ville?
00:14 Well, she tried to hook me up and said I wasn't interested.
00:17 Yes, yes!
00:18 God damn it!
00:19 God damn it!
00:20 God damn it!
00:21 What's going on here?
00:23 Do you like me?
00:24 No.
00:26 Do you like me?
00:28 No.
00:56 I just said it.
00:58 I didn't say it was in Hemsedal, I said it was just like you.
01:00 I googled it and it's a half an hour from Tillehemsedal, which is just like you.
01:04 But it's shorter than from Oslo to Hemsedal.
01:07 Shut up! What are we going to do here? It's nowhere!
01:10 Who's he?
01:15 [Footsteps]
01:27 [Footsteps]
01:51 Hi.
01:52 [Footsteps]
01:57 I've made your cabin ready.
01:59 Okay, made ready what?
02:04 The only thing is that the electrical system is a bit...
02:13 ...unstable.
02:16 Just be careful.
02:19 Okay.
02:20 So you're helping grandma with the cabin?
02:28 Yes.
02:35 Okay.
02:47 Bye.
02:48 My name is Kasper.
03:04 Okay.
03:10 [Footsteps]
03:26 What a creepy guy.
03:29 It's good that someone is helping grandma with the cabin.
03:33 But he was a bit weird.
03:36 I'm just saying because people are a bit different outside of the tree.
03:40 Which doesn't mean that he's creepy.
04:04 [Speaking in Norwegian]
04:22 [Speaking in Norwegian]
04:29 [Speaking in Norwegian]
04:32 [Speaking in Norwegian]
04:40 [Speaking in Norwegian]
04:45 [Speaking in Norwegian]
05:01 There's nothing on earth. I'm not kidding. It was the first time I experienced it.
05:08 We have lost contact with the world.
05:11 I wrote, "Hi! Can someone hear us? Are there any fat people out there?"
05:18 I wonder what William is thinking about.
05:22 Hello Moe, we talk about boys all the time.
05:28 What else can we do? There's nothing to do here.
05:32 We're on a cabin tour. We have to play a game or...
05:37 Is there anything?
05:39 Is there no game here, Chris?
05:41 -TV. -No, not TV.
05:44 (Door opening)
05:47 Do you have to wear a hijab all the time?
06:06 How is it? Do you feel stressed?
06:12 No, but we're just girls, so you don't have to wear it.
06:17 Do you want to? No one forces me to wear it.
06:23 I'm wearing it because I want to.
06:26 Okay, I have something much better than a game.
06:29 I have Ouija board.
06:31 -What is it? -It's so much fun!
06:35 You can ask questions and I'll answer them.
06:40 For example, "What is William thinking about?"
06:45 But we're playing that!
06:48 Okay, I'm going to bed. Why?
06:52 You're not superstitious, are you?
06:56 Good night, you two.
06:59 Okay, let's play.
07:06 (Silence)
07:09 Dear Ondar, who is here now,
07:13 Does Jonas still have feelings for me?
07:17 Nothing is happening.
07:33 (Keyboard clicking)
07:36 -Are you the one who's cheating? -I swear it's not me.
07:45 (Keyboard clicking)
07:58 -Damn, I knew it. So fucking shit. -Why is it shit?
08:04 We can't be friends if he still has feelings for me.
08:08 You should have seen him at William's party. He was so jealous.
08:13 Okay, but now we're playing me.
08:16 Dear Ondar, what is William thinking about right now?
08:22 (Silence)
08:25 (Silence)
08:29 (Silence)
08:32 (Heartbeat)
08:35 (Heartbeat)
08:38 (Heartbeat)
09:02 (Heartbeat)
09:05 (Heartbeat)
09:18 (Keyboard clicking)
09:28 -Someone's here. Who? -No, now it's my turn, Ville.
09:33 -You can't just jump over me. -Can you ask who?
09:36 -No. -Why not?
09:39 Because I'm not wondering what William's thinking.
09:43 I'm wondering about other things.
09:46 Like, dear Ondar,
09:50 why don't we...
09:53 ...go to the sauna on the Ouija board?
09:58 (Silence)
10:01 (Heartbeat)
10:15 (Silence)
10:18 -Sick. -I knew it.
10:40 I knew something was up with her.
10:45 Like, for example, that she's wearing a hijab all the time.
10:50 What's that got to do with it?
10:53 It's pretty mysterious.
10:57 It's your turn, Chris.
11:00 Can you ask who William's thinking about?
11:02 No, I'm not asking about your man.
11:05 I'm asking about my man.
11:08 Okay, One.
11:11 Let's talk about Isaac.
11:14 Why does he want to be with that stupid Sarah?
11:19 (Silence)
11:23 (Heartbeat)
11:26 (Heartbeat)
11:42 (Heartbeat)
12:08 Home.
12:11 (Phone rings)
12:20 Homo?
12:30 Now they've got a crack or something.
12:35 Let's take a break.
12:38 No, it's my turn. I want to ask who William's thinking about.
12:43 We can just take a break.
12:47 No, it's my turn. I've been waiting all round for it to be my turn.
12:50 Can't we take a break after they've got their question?
12:55 I don't think they're that serious about it if they say Isaac is gay.
13:01 (Silence)
13:04 Eva.
13:19 Okay, who the fuck is it now?
13:24 Huh?
13:27 Is it you?
13:29 Me, what?
13:32 Someone has answered on the floor, and I saw it.
13:37 Does Jonas still have feelings for me?
13:40 You.
13:42 What is William thinking right now?
13:46 You.
13:48 Why doesn't he want to be on our show?
13:51 Are you kidding?
13:54 2016.
13:58 One year ago.
14:00 From "Very Close".
14:03 Is it you?
14:13 No, I promise.
14:16 I saw you on your phone. You're the only one who could have been.
14:23 It wasn't me.
14:24 Let me see your phone.
14:26 You have to look at my phone.
14:28 I can't look at it, you did it. Look at your phone.
14:31 I'm telling you, I did it.
14:34 Why are you so afraid to show your phone?
14:37 What is happening now?
14:41 When I woke up today, it was as if a light had gone on for me.
14:51 Because William is Russian.
14:54 When he's Russian, he doesn't want to have a girlfriend.
14:58 Everyone knows that.
15:00 And even if he had a lot of feelings for me, he can't fulfill them.
15:06 Because he knows it's better to refuse me now, than to hurt me in Russian time.
15:13 And I'm not saying I think he has feelings for me.
15:15 I'm just thinking that what the spirits said, that he's thinking of someone here,
15:21 is worth mentioning.
15:24 Do you want a round stick?
15:31 No, thanks.
15:33 Why not?
15:36 Because I have gluten allergy.
15:39 You don't have gluten allergy.
15:44 Yes, I have all the symptoms for it.
15:47 Which ones?
15:49 Headache, hair loss, breathing problems and nausea.
15:54 And I'm tired and tired all the time.
15:57 Yes, you still don't get it.
16:00 Yes, I've at least called grandma and asked if anyone has been taken to the hospital.
16:07 Maybe it was Kasper who answered us on the phone last night.
16:14 What did he say?
16:17 Some guys wrote everything down.
16:20 It's him.
16:32 What happened?
16:37 I got a message from grandma.
16:41 Who is Kasper? There is no God to help me with my health.
16:46 I'm not going to be able to go to school. I'm going to be a homeless.
16:50 I'm going to be a homeless.
16:53 I'm going to be a homeless.
16:56 I'm going to be a homeless.
16:59 I'm going to be a homeless.
17:02 I'm going to be a homeless.
17:05 I'm going to be a homeless.
17:08 I'm going to be a homeless.
17:11 I'm going to be a homeless.
17:14 Are you on the ground floor?
17:17 Yes, I am.
17:20 You're not going to get any sleep.
17:24 No.
17:27 I'm going to sleep.
17:30 I'm going to sleep.
17:33 Sanna?
17:41 Can I ask you if you're sick?
17:47 Why do you ask?
17:52 I'm just wondering.
18:03 There's no bus leaving until tomorrow.
18:06 Are you kidding me?
18:09 Guys, can we relax for a bit?
18:13 You don't seriously think that Kasper is out there after us?
18:18 Tell me it was like that. What is he going to do?
18:28 We're five. He's one.
18:31 He's pretty small now.
18:35 He's a bit of a jerk.
18:38 We're stuck here.
18:44 We can try to make some good atmosphere.
18:48 If you clean this up, I can cook.
18:54 Will you join me?
18:59 Why?
19:02 Because we're on a holiday.
19:05 Everyone wants to help.
19:08 Do you cut your own?
19:27 In slices?
19:30 Yes.
19:33 What are we making?
19:41 The tortilla.
19:44 Do you need potatoes for the tortilla?
19:51 Yes.
19:56 I don't really like potatoes.
19:59 Why not?
20:02 I just don't like them.
20:07 And they're pretty unhealthy.
20:11 No, wild potatoes are not unhealthy.
20:18 Your body needs potatoes.
20:24 Do you know what's good about potatoes?
20:27 Potatoes have a lot of firmness.
20:34 And that's good for you.
20:37 You who say you're so relaxed and tired all the time.
20:43 And it has C-vitamin.
20:49 That's good for the cold.
20:52 Who?
20:55 C-vitamin is an antioxidant.
20:59 It's dangerous. It has free radicals.
21:03 Free radicals are not good.
21:10 It can cause cancer.
21:13 And old age.
21:21 That's it.
21:24 But C-vitamin is just to fix it.
21:27 And then we're going to put eggs in.
21:35 Eggs are full of proteins.
21:38 And if you want to get strong when you do sit-ups,
21:43 you need to have proteins.
21:50 And eggs have all eight amino acids
21:55 that are needed for you to get muscles in your body.
22:01 Did you know that eggs increase your blood sugar?
22:13 No.
22:19 No.
22:22 Why do you know so much about food?
22:46 I've been to a cooking course.
22:49 I can't sleep at night.
22:52 If we sleep at night.
22:55 Girls, no matter what happens, we can't split up.
23:00 That's what they always do in horror movies.
23:03 And then you die.
23:05 What if he wants to?
23:07 He wants to have sex.
23:09 It's the only thing men want.
23:11 You would want to.
23:13 I want to have sex, but not with him right now.
23:16 We're not talking about girls.
23:18 Maybe there's another reason, but I'm not ready for it yet.
23:22 But what are we going to do?
23:25 We just have to think.
23:27 If your grandmother doesn't answer soon,
23:29 we'll have to call the police.
23:31 I haven't gotten an answer.
23:33 The police can't do anything.
23:36 Of course they can.
23:41 It's just a stalker.
23:44 The police can't do anything.
23:47 Put your phone down.
23:51 I have something to tell you.
23:57 I'm sorry.
24:00 You can't get a divorce.
24:17 I can't get a divorce with someone I've never even done it with.
24:21 -Wilda? -Yes?
24:26 You asked me why I never wear a hijab.
24:29 Yes.
24:32 The hijab makes it...
24:37 I don't know how to explain it.
24:40 But when I wear it,
24:43 I can see things no one else can see.
24:49 I can see things no one else can see.
24:52 Do you get blind?
25:01 Call it what you want.
25:08 But ever since we got here,
25:12 I've seen pictures...
25:17 of Kasper.
25:20 What pictures?
25:28 Pictures from another time.
25:34 Jesus!
25:37 Are you kidding me?
25:45 I see him right now.
25:48 He's standing behind that door.
26:03 I'm starting to cry.
26:14 What does he want?
26:17 He wants to be seen.
26:22 He says we have to see things like him.
26:29 Things that are a little different.
26:32 It's crazy to see for myself.
26:39 I'm just like him.
26:42 I can't do this without you.
26:52 You have to be there.
26:59 With what?
27:06 With Kasper.
27:09 We have to see him.
27:12 It's the only way we can get him to disappear.
27:15 Ser.
27:29 You don't have to be afraid.
27:35 I'll go get him.
27:38 I'll go get my protection.
28:01 Are you ready?
28:04 Yes.
28:07 I'm ready.
28:10 Jesus.
28:13 Jesus.
28:16 Jesus.
28:19 Jesus.
28:22 Jesus.
28:50 Behind you.
28:53 That's bad.
29:03 I'm going to faint.
29:10 I'm going to faint.
29:13 I hate you.
29:16 Stop crying.
29:19 I'm going to cry.
29:22 I'm going to faint.
29:25 You're just...
29:28 We have to accept it.
29:31 You should have put your face down.
29:34 Now he said, "I'm sick because of the hijab."
29:37 It wasn't that weird. I believed it.
29:40 You know it's just a normal scar, right?
29:45 Yes.
29:49 What about Kasper?
29:52 Kasper is just a guy who goes up the power line and helps his grandma find you.
29:55 Are you kidding? Why do you think he was just outside and the power came on like that?
30:00 Damn.
30:06 Everything was okay?
30:09 Yes.
30:12 Sana told me earlier that she was the one who had joked about us at the party yesterday.
30:15 Yes.
30:18 And then we decided to continue with it because it was so much fun.
30:21 It worked.
30:24 It worked like that.
30:27 You guys are crazy.
30:30 You don't do anything like that to people.
30:33 Guys take it seriously.
30:36 But what about the hijab?
30:39 Was it real? Didn't he want to think about me?
30:42 No, but Vilde.
30:45 She also said that Sana was sick and that Isaac was gay.
30:48 So I don't think you should take it that seriously.
30:52 But she also said that Jonas still likes me.
30:56 And I know that, right?
31:00 So it's not completely out, you know?
31:03 Yes, and in the hijab I don't say directly that Isaac is gay.
31:09 But...
31:12 Damn!
31:15 The best female actor goes to...
31:18 Sana!
31:21 Vilde!
31:24 [Music]
31:28 [Music]
31:31 [Music]
31:39 [Music]
31:44 Reality clip, we in, Master Morkin, bloody pussy eatin'