Goga Salgirah Par Chaudhry Saleem Ki Party, Barf Gola Kha Kar Agha Majid Or Irza Ka Gala Kharab
Goga Salgirah Par Chaudhry Saleem Ki Party, Barf Gola Kha Kar Agha Majid Or Irza Ka Gala Kharab
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 In the break, we have Mr. Chaudhary with us.
00:06 He has brought his son along.
00:08 He has brought a machine too.
00:09 Let's talk to him about the topic.
00:12 Do you know that it's my son's birthday?
00:14 Yes.
00:15 If he comes, he'll cut his hand.
00:18 What birthday at this age? He's grown up.
00:22 What's the age?
00:24 What's the age?
00:25 Why don't you tell me what age is it? He's hitting you.
00:27 I don't understand. What's the age?
00:29 I don't understand.
00:30 He says, "Dad, kiss me. I'm scared."
00:34 Then?
00:35 He says, "Kiss me. I'm scared."
00:37 Mr. Chaudhary, it's your birthday.
00:40 Yes.
00:41 You've brought a horse.
00:42 You should get on the horse and hit yourself.
00:44 You know what? I've come to throw a party for you.
00:49 Oh, okay. Thank you.
00:51 Where are you going?
00:52 Give it to me.
00:53 This horse party..
00:54 Mr. Chaudhary, it's such a big day.
00:57 You'll throw a party on this horse?
00:58 You should've brought some biryani for us.
01:01 Biryani?
01:02 You're eating this sad food.
01:03 You shouldn't eat rice.
01:04 No.
01:05 I'm not crazy. I've brought biryani.
01:06 You've tested all of us and brought sweets again.
01:09 This is a house made food.
01:12 Mr. Chaudhary, you should've brought some pizza for us.
01:14 Pizza? Pizza is a food.
01:17 Pizza.
01:18 This is called pizza.
01:20 Mr. Chaudhary, you should've brought some oil for us.
01:23 You should've sprinkled it on your son.
01:26 You can't see the bottles and the sweets.
01:29 Mr. Chaudhary, you should've brought some burger for us.
01:33 Burger?
01:34 Yes.
01:34 What's this smell?
01:35 You should've put it in front of us.
01:36 Okay, so this is the healthiest food in the world.
01:41 You've seen the mango party.
01:42 Yes.
01:43 There's a horse party too.
01:44 You've come to feed us.
01:46 Make it for us.
01:46 You're a foodie.
01:48 You've eaten a horse in your life.
01:50 I won't eat with his hands.
01:51 With his hands or with a machine?
01:53 With a machine.
01:54 I saw him outside.
01:55 He was doing something with his nose.
01:57 Not with his hands.
01:58 People get irritated when they get beaten.
02:01 First of all, happy birthday to you.
02:06 Thank you.
02:07 Thank you. He's your fan.
02:09 Yes.
02:09 That's why I said if you give me a boy
02:11 I'll give him a horse party.
02:13 Okay.
02:14 I'll give you two colours.
02:15 Yes.
02:16 When you eat, you'll know that seven colours won't come.
02:18 These ice lollies, these balls, Mr. Haroon, are very dangerous.
02:23 They're sold outside school for a lot of money.
02:25 The quality of the ice lollies is dangerous.
02:29 Yes.
02:30 If they're of good quality, they're eaten all over the world.
02:33 Do you know what's the biggest problem with ice lollies?
02:34 What?
02:35 There's no issue of syrup or glass in ice lollies.
02:39 There's no issue of spoons or plates in ice lollies.
02:42 The only issue is of the ice.
02:44 Of the ice.
02:45 Of the ice.
02:46 What water is it made of?
02:48 It's Kardi ice.
02:49 I've brought it from Karli.
02:50 I'll get it.
02:51 He has ruined all the ice.
02:53 Give me a ball.
02:55 Come on, give it.
02:56 If you want to ride a machine, you'll have to ride a scissor.
03:00 If you don't do it, you'll get caught.
03:03 Chaudhary Bakhtiar's company.
03:06 A ball for Rs. 10.
03:07 Oh, yes.
03:07 If you leave the business, you'll get caught.
03:12 Kareena wore a slave.
03:14 A ball for Rs. 10.
03:16 Your conversation melted a lot of ice, Anupat.
03:20 Arun is talking about the ice.
03:22 What are you doing? Give me a ball.
03:25 Yes.
03:26 Yes, give it.
03:27 Yes.
03:28 Yes.
03:30 Yes.
03:32 Chaudhary has ruined his face.
03:37 Look at the colour.
03:39 Yes.
03:40 If I do anything wrong, my kids will die.
03:44 He's saying, if he does anything wrong.
03:46 He has done a lot of wrong things.
03:49 Thank you, Chaudhary. Thank you.
03:51 Happy birthday to you.
03:52 Make a pijara.
03:54 I don't want to wear a sack.
03:57 Make a pijara.
03:59 Make a big ball for Agha.
04:01 I'll give a public service message.
04:03 I don't know why I feel like I'm Mohsin Bhatti.
04:06 I can see your colour in it.
04:09 And a little bit of my cheek.
04:11 Arun, look at the match of your kurta.
04:15 Wow.
04:16 This is very dangerous for health.
04:19 You shouldn't eat these balls.
04:20 I don't know what they have put in it.
04:21 Don't eat it. Don't eat it.
04:22 You'll get a stomach upset.
04:24 No, stomach.
04:26 Sir, it's 7-8.
04:27 Let it be.
04:29 You don't know how he has stopped his water.
04:32 He has hit the ice 7-8 times.
04:36 Thank God, I ate it.
04:37 I'll get a few weeks off.
04:39 I'll make you eat three times more bad balls.
04:43 You'll get so many spasms.
04:44 Okay, come here.
04:46 Mr. Arun, tell us the truth. How is this ball?
04:49 It's like a pyjama.
04:51 One minute. - It's like a pyjama.
04:53 One minute. - What happened, Mr. Arun?
04:55 It's like a ball of Kaudri Bakhtiar.
04:57 The third ball is equal to 150.
05:04 Kaudri, get some ice for the ice cream.
05:07 Give it to the boy.
05:10 The boy is sitting on Anukar.
05:12 Chill.
05:14 You've got a small ball for him.
05:17 Let him come. - Taste it.
05:19 Make it a big one. - It's refreshing.
05:21 It's refreshing. It's a nice ball.
05:23 Check it.
05:24 Did you add rose water to it? - No.
05:27 Why? - Did you add sugar to it?
05:28 No.
05:29 Food colouring? - No.
05:31 What did you add to it?
05:33 The boy is saying something.
05:34 Mr. Kaudri, let me taste it.
05:38 You've given it to everyone.
05:39 No, dear. Not you.
05:40 Your comedy is cold.
05:43 Mr. Udil, get two spoons of ice cream.
05:45 Give it to the girl.
05:46 Give it to her.
05:47 Don't touch it.
05:48 Mr. Agha, how did you like the ice cream?
05:50 It's great. - What?
05:52 What happened, Mr. Agha? - What?
05:53 Kaudri.
05:54 What is this? - I've got a sore throat.
05:56 I can't speak.
05:57 The boy has a sore throat and you've got a sore leg.
06:00 I can't speak.
06:04 It's good that you've recovered.
06:06 You look like a sinner. - Look there.
06:08 Irza, are you all right?
06:12 Where are you coming from?
06:13 Where was I? My throat..
06:16 Your voice has gone bad.
06:17 She's also unwell.
06:19 Look, he's speaking.
06:20 I can't speak.
06:21 He's a very strict man.
06:23 Mr. Agha, your voice is just like my aunt.
06:26 Your aunt was also like this.
06:28 She was always like this.
06:31 I can't speak to Irza Khan.
06:35 No, no.
06:37 Wait. Don't curse me.
06:39 What happened?
06:41 You're cursing me so much.
06:42 National TV.
06:43 Then.. - No, I know what you're cursing me.
06:46 Very good. You've lost a ball and you're giving me money.
06:48 I can't speak.
06:50 What have you put in it?
06:51 Thank God. - You're not letting me speak.
06:53 I've got an hour. I've to do the show.
06:56 You don't take money to do the show.
06:57 Kaudri, you should be ashamed.
07:01 What have you done to our talent?
07:02 He's the king of the ball. He can't speak.
07:09 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
07:11 Don't go anywhere. We'll meet again.
07:12 Where's the break? Say hello to the kids.
07:14 You've lost the ball.
07:17 May God bless your grandson with a good ball.
07:19 You should've given him a gift for his birthday.
07:24 I won't give him a gift.
07:25 You eat the balls. He's your uncle.
07:28 Let him eat the balls. You asked him to eat the balls.
07:32 You don't give gifts for his birthday.
07:34 No, I don't.
07:35 What? - I don't.
07:36 Sir, this is unfair.
07:38 Your grandson is not here.
07:40 Go. I don't have anything.
07:42 He's a kid. He'll get it.
07:46 Give it to him.
07:48 It's a gift for his birthday.
07:50 He's not giving anything.
07:52 Go ahead. - Go ahead.
07:54 Come forward.
07:55 Give it to him. - It's a gift for his birthday.
07:57 Basket? Leave it there.
07:59 I don't have so many balls. - Get lost.
08:02 I've got so many balls.
08:04 Take it.
08:06 Oh, God!
08:07 Take it. - I'll come back with my own money.
08:11 I don't have money.
08:12 Give him a cup of tea.
08:15 What? - He doesn't even eat.
08:16 Give him some curd.
08:18 Give him a packet of chit. - Why?
08:20 He'll give it to us. He won't give it back.
08:22 Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
08:27 We'll meet again after the break.
08:29 From my sad heart to your sad heart.
08:32 Yes. - Your kisses are not going anywhere.
08:36 Look at her kiss. She looks like a Rajasthani goat.
08:38 Sing a song for us.
08:41 Shall we start? - Yes.
08:43 One minute.
08:46 You're not coming back.
08:47 [laughter]