The Bank Heist Kevin Hart Part 2
The Bank Heist Kevin Hart Part 2
Transcript
00:00 Oh my god man what you called him Kevin dickwad I called you care if she called
00:07 you Kevin don't matter what are you supposed to call me mr. black okay why
00:12 do you call mr. black that's what worked on all day I'm mr. black you know mr.
00:15 black so call me mr. black man think about black pepper think about Kuta and
00:22 kizzy black right no think about the black bumps on Morgan Freeman I'm Morgan
00:26 Freeman got those black moles all over his face black like that black okay we
00:31 get it black thank you you with the black black there you go
00:35 hey that nigga black it's train smoke blacken and add a BC from Oz thank you
00:43 Taraji you're welcome Kevin okay a little cute
00:46 Taraji I'm filming a goddamn action scene don't call me cute right now you
00:50 just made it real you get out you better get your ass I'm not getting on the
00:55 ground you gonna get your ass on I'm not getting on the ground what is the
00:59 problem because I just bought this suit I'm not getting on the ground because
01:02 it's filthy they don't wash these carpets fine I get you a suit okay well
01:08 I'll be robbing a bank if I had to got their money I can't help you with that
01:10 but I'm not getting on this damn ground get it out the register oh it's not
01:14 coming out my drawer boo-boo I could get fired for that Jackie Robinson get your
01:18 old ass up get the money out the register how much was it oh 400 for the
01:23 suit give me 400 but I'm gonna need 300 for my shoes they can get scuffed on
01:27 the way there give me the fucking 400 plus the three oh wait wait and two for
01:31 my hair cuz this carpet filthy I can't you know my hair so that's two four
01:35 three that's not round it up yeah gee I'll take a G get the motherfucking G
01:40 out there I want big bill fucking bills bitch bitch get the big bills
01:51 fucking money you damn I'm gonna count my money
02:02 how long we been in this bag you need to get your ass down can you ask a little
02:11 can you please get down to Roger okay Kevin would you know what you know call
02:18 me cute the last time
02:22 people I scratch my ass
02:35 yo go to the boat I hit the boat
02:41 the boat let's go I'm coming I'm coming go baby yeah hey I think I'm
03:11 gonna get the money I'm coming
03:17 going on over here trying to figure this shit out man
03:30 what up take it to see something why the hell did you put him down I'm trying to
03:34 make room for more money it's seven of us what about that what's going on over
03:39 here jackass put the seats down it can't get him back up
03:42 why would you put the seats down I'm trying to make room for more money but
03:45 you know seven of us I just thought about this what the hell's going on
03:50 jackass put the seats down how the fuck did you do that I'm trying to make room
03:53 for more money fuck the seven of us just thought about that jackass here put the
03:59 seats down I can't get him back up what the fuck you do that for I'm trying to
04:02 make room for more money man there's seven of us I just thought about that
04:05 shit man I'm trying to make room for more money man let's go man we gotta go
04:21 yeah come on let's go mr. black where's mr. black okay I got it don't worry about
04:36 I got I got
04:39 hey hey don't get me wrong that's why so heavy let's go go he said go go go
04:54 give me a second I'll be alright are you I don't think I mean go oh shit that's
05:01 definitely gonna do that Queen Latifah move yo he's sacrificing for the team
05:05 second I'll be right there I'm gonna dumb fuck it let's go let's go don't
05:14 leave
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05:36 mr. brown
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05:41 fucking back thank you back
06:07 tonight show we have Henry Witherspoon he's the father of the world-renowned
06:11 comedian right Evan Hart Kevin's wildly successful stand-up comedy film laugh at
06:18 my name attribute some horrific actions to mr. Witherspoon we have an extra
06:23 glass of milk please I'm engineer I'm an oil burner technician what does that
06:31 mean I got them day that mean I'll fix all burners okay in dust my damn day
06:40 you have thrown your son in a pool in which he almost dies you steal a police
06:47 dog you ruin your son's spelling bee competition all those true yeah yeah
06:54 were you stoned at the time um let's see when I threw him in the pool I was
06:59 hiding the Georgia pine when I stole the police car because the car not a dog
07:05 when I stole the car yeah I was high look at these see this shit do you see
07:10 your biological son or did you adopt him he better be my biological son I
07:16 supported the nigga I paid now why does Kevin have several stepbrothers and
07:21 stepsisters that are the same age as him Papa was a rolling stone is it true you
07:28 took your son to the wrong daycare center I got Kevin there and he took me
07:34 one was on one side bones or another he took me to one and told me go ahead dad
07:40 I got it I'm good so I left uh later on that day a priest showed up where I was
07:48 working with my son - you know what I don't I don't need the milk
07:55 I'm a final with a goddamn studio is my way bitch Kevin says that you try to
08:00 force sex on him at the age of 13 with a male friend's young daughter is that
08:05 true yeah that's like this black fathers want to be sure that they young boys
08:16 turn to young men and the best way to do that is get him wet wet yeah
08:24 you
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