Saleem Albela Chokas Ne Sunaye Struggle Daur Ke Waqiyat, Haroon Rafiq Ka Purana Dost Agaya Milne
Saleem Albela Chokas Ne Sunaye Struggle Daur Ke Waqiyat, Haroon Rafiq Ka Purana Dost Agaya Milne
Transcript
00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Yes, Irza.
00:05 Mr. Haroon, why are Charlie's shirts getting tighter every day?
00:09 Read what's written.
00:10 "The burden of the entire Canada is on his head."
00:12 Are you taking care of your health or your sanity?
00:15 Our friend is sitting here.
00:17 What?
00:18 Believe me, he's not a bad person.
00:20 Who are you?
00:21 Have you forgotten your childhood friend?
00:23 Navin Chaukas.
00:25 No, he's not my childhood friend.
00:27 No, don't do this. God has given me respect.
00:30 You haven't forgotten your childhood friend?
00:33 Yes.
00:34 - We went to Safdarwali. - Safdarwali, yes.
00:36 - We were sitting on the snowy path. - Yes.
00:39 We were sitting there.
00:41 The place was very cold under the snow.
00:44 I told you, I'll get you married here.
00:47 No, it's fun.
00:49 You get a tip and you get married here.
00:51 Sometimes, there's no place.
00:53 When you're in a tent, you're like this.
00:56 I don't remember you, but I'll get a chair for you.
00:59 You're an old man. How will you remember me?
01:01 When you get money, you forget everything.
01:03 You're so proud of yourself. What's his fault?
01:07 He's a great man.
01:09 His father has been working in the public sector since the beginning.
01:12 - Yes. - Right?
01:13 - Absolutely. - Mr. Rafiq.
01:14 - Yes. - He was a nice man.
01:16 - Yes. - He's a rich man.
01:18 He doesn't have any money.
01:19 You know him since a long time.
01:23 What did he do in his free time?
01:24 - Oh, God. - He was very naughty.
01:26 - From the beginning. - Yes.
01:27 When you sang at Jameel's son's wedding, he was like..
01:30 "What's the glass, my love?"
01:32 - What a joke! - He's rich.
01:37 He doesn't have any money.
01:38 He didn't give me a penny. He said, "I'll give you a penny."
01:41 He didn't give me a penny.
01:43 He went ahead and said, "Bring me my money."
01:45 If you're his best friend,
01:47 tell us something that no one knows about him.
01:50 Turn off the camera.
01:53 - Take him out. Who is he? - No..
01:56 - Give him a chair. - Yes.
01:57 - Take him. - Give him a chair.
01:59 - Give him a chair. - Give him.
02:00 Tell us everything.
02:02 - Cheers. - So that we can also be saved.
02:04 - Tell us. - What?
02:06 You brought him here?
02:08 Which house was yours?
02:09 Please remind me of this.
02:10 Wasn't it Nasirullah's house?
02:13 Yes..
02:14 - That's Sunal's house. - That was Mr. Maqsood's house.
02:17 He was a big shot.
02:19 He was running around for three months.
02:23 He's still there.
02:25 - Yes. - He's still there.
02:28 We had fun. God blessed us.
02:32 - Yes. - We went to the parlor.
02:33 - We got the money. - Yes.
02:35 But we didn't get any money.
02:36 - Only our money. - Okay.
02:38 No..
02:39 I thank God the most
02:42 because my nursery prep class 1
02:46 and all my friends
02:48 are still my friends.
02:50 - Wow. - Not a single one is like that.
02:51 We used to ride a rickshaw.
02:53 I don't remember you.
02:57 I brought you to GC college 20 times.
03:00 - I.. - Oh..
03:01 Are you Khursheeda's son?
03:03 Do you remember him?
03:05 Did you ever drop a girlfriend in a rickshaw?
03:13 Turn off the camera.
03:14 Why should I turn off the camera?
03:17 These days, so many things are going viral.
03:19 People don't stay put.
03:21 Look at the trend.
03:21 I got tea and biscuits for Naveen.
03:24 Did he have less or more hair on his face?
03:30 No, he had a lot of hair.
03:32 He used to go to functions..
03:33 Oh, yes. He had a lot of hair.
03:35 He used to struggle. He was a fan.
03:38 - Anyway.. - Believe me, he listens to me.
03:41 Believe me.
03:42 My face is saying that he listens to me.
03:44 - Yes. He has a bandage on his forehead. - Yes.
03:47 He will get a bandage. No one will do the atom today.
03:49 - He is your friend. He is a class fellow. - Yes.
03:53 Believe me. He is right.
03:55 How long have you been meeting Mr. Haroon?
03:58 I have been meeting him for 35 years.
04:01 Now, he has forgotten the dance.
04:03 After 35 years?
04:04 Are they your childhood friends?
04:06 I moved to a new house in 2003.
04:10 - Yes. - Look at the age difference.
04:12 - Yes. - Yes.
04:12 - So.. - Look at the look.
04:15 He says that he met him after 35 years.
04:18 - After 25-30 years. - Yes.
04:19 Before that, he used to go to Jeesi Raksha Chhandan.
04:22 Yes.
04:23 - You are so cunning. - He is old.
04:27 - He is old. - Yes.
04:29 Why didn't you meet him? Did you go out?
04:32 You were supposed to be on the show. Why didn't you wear clothes?
04:35 - I did. - Okay.
04:37 - He has a different skin colour. - Yes.
04:40 He is a scholar. He is a good student.
04:43 He knows how to drive a rickshaw.
04:44 He is not a loafer.
04:46 I used to tell you to study.
04:49 Do you remember?
04:50 I did, but you know how he was.
04:53 He was famous in the entire locality.
04:55 He was famous in the entire locality.
04:58 Did you play 'Gulli Danda'?
05:01 I don't know how to play it.
05:03 Switch off the camera.
05:05 - You played 'Bandar Kila'. - Yes.
05:07 He used to beat the monkeys with his shoes.
05:10 They would run to the streets.
05:13 You have come to the wrong street.
05:15 Irza and I will give you a plot in an expensive place
05:19 if you tell us the name of his one girlfriend.
05:20 One second, sister. That's all I have.
05:22 Wait a minute. Yes, tell us.
05:24 No, ma'am. If you tell us, our family will be defamed.
05:28 No, it's not that.
05:30 Switch off the camera.
05:32 Why should I switch it off?
05:34 Arju, you are saying one thing. I can tell you two or three.
05:36 Oh!
05:38 Oh!
05:39 We will make you sing in 'Hoshiyariya' every day.
05:41 - Tell us. - Amanat doesn't look like that.
05:44 But he is very liberal.
05:45 He doesn't care about anyone.
05:48 Amanat, you are saying that he is wearing branded clothes.
05:51 - Tell us. - He didn't listen to me.
05:54 - Listen. - Amanat's son.
05:56 - Yes, he is the one. - He is your class fellow.
05:58 - Yes. - When he sings for you
06:00 you leave one by one.
06:02 We are also like him.
06:06 We are dark, fair, fat and thin.
06:07 Believe me, if I don't make him stay here
06:11 - Really? - he won't be able to stay here.
06:13 - Really? - Yes.
06:14 - Make him stay here. - Stay here?
06:16 - Yes. - Look at his face.
06:18 He is so fat.
06:20 Okay, try one more.
06:22 - Vicky, what's your name? - Yes, Azim Vicky.
06:25 Look at him.
06:26 He has a black shirt and a black face.
06:28 What have you done?
06:30 What is this?
06:32 No, you can't be a comedian.
06:36 Okay, then make me a host.
06:37 Okay.
06:38 You mean, you can be a host.
06:40 Yes, I will be a host. I can speak.
06:42 How?
06:43 Mr. Arun, the audience with us today
06:46 wants to sing something.
06:47 They want to say something.
06:48 Let's go to them.
06:49 I still remember
06:53 when you were caught, Mr. Durrani caught you.
06:56 For what crime did he catch me?
06:58 He tied me to the camera.
06:59 He is your husband, he won't do as you say.
07:01 You haven't forgotten your old friend.
07:05 - Yes. - He is a friend.
07:06 - Yes. - He is a friend.
07:09 I have heard that he used to do something wrong
07:11 and trap his friends. Is it true?
07:13 He is very naughty.
07:14 He used to come to college in a long queue.
07:16 - Yes. - His father used to say, "Cut him off."
07:18 What?
07:19 Do you know why he was married to a boy?
07:22 Javed's daughter said, "Yes."
07:24 He said, "The money we have, we will get a VCR."
07:26 VCR is a different thing.
07:27 It was a thing in our time.
07:29 - Yes. - One got a VCR from a boy
07:31 and another one got a TV and another one got a movie here.
07:38 Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
07:39 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
07:41 I have such a big nose,
07:43 I have such cat eyes
07:46 and I have such a handsome face.
07:47 You have a big nose and cat eyes.
07:49 You have to be in front of us 20 times.
07:51 (laughing)
07:53 (applause)