Ano’ng gagawin mo kung magandang chicks ang nakisindi sa’yo ng kanyang higanteng pla-pla? Eh kung hinabol ka naman ng higanteng aso, ililigtas mo pa ba si Francine Prieto?
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 [Suspense music]
00:02 [Laughter]
00:04 [Explosion]
00:06 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:08 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:10 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:12 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:14 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:16 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:18 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:20 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:22 [Laughter]
00:24 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:26 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:28 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:30 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:32 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:34 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:36 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:38 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:40 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:42 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:44 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:46 [Laughter]
00:48 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:50 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:52 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:54 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:56 [Speaking in Tagalog]
00:58 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:00 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:02 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:04 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:06 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:08 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:10 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:12 [Speaking in Tagalog]
01:14 Good evening!
01:16 Do you know me?
01:18 Do you like video games?
01:20 If you like, you'll know me.
01:22 I am Paul Felix Bacat.
01:24 As a warrior in Iron Fist Tournament,
01:26 I'm not afraid of anything
01:28 except our neighbor's dog.
01:30 Bah!
01:32 Not just any neighbor's dog.
01:34 It's like what happened to our victim,
01:36 to Yarika.
01:38 Dog!
01:40 [Explosion]
01:42 [Music]
01:44 [Bell Ringing]
01:46 [Laughter]
01:48 [Bell Ringing]
01:50 [Music]
01:52 [Music]
01:54 [Music]
01:56 [Music]
01:58 [Music]
02:00 [Music]
02:02 [Music]
02:04 [Music]
02:06 [Music]
02:08 [Music]
02:10 [Music]
02:12 [Music]
02:14 [Music]
02:16 [Speaking in Tagalog]
02:18 [Speaking in Tagalog]
02:20 (dog barking)
02:22 (dog barking)
02:26 (dog barking)
02:28 (dog barking)
02:31 (dog barking)
02:33 (dog barking)
02:36 (dog barking)
02:38 (dog barking)
02:46 (dog barking)
03:01 (dog barking)
03:03 (dog barking)
03:18 (dog barking)
03:27 (dog barking)
03:29 (dog barking)
03:35 (audience laughing)
03:48 (laughing)
03:56 (speaking in foreign language)
04:00 (speaking in foreign language)
04:04 (audience laughing)
04:07 (upbeat music)
04:16 (speaking in foreign language)
04:20 (speaking in foreign language)
04:24 Rule number one.
04:42 (speaking in foreign language)
04:48 Rule number two.
04:50 (speaking in foreign language)
04:54 (speaking in foreign language)
04:58 (speaking in foreign language)
05:02 Job interview.
05:03 (speaking in foreign language)
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05:15 (speaking in foreign language)
05:19 (speaking in foreign language)
05:35 (speaking in foreign language)
05:42 (upbeat music)
05:44 (speaking in foreign language)
05:48 (speaking in foreign language)
05:52 (upbeat music)
06:01 (speaking in foreign language)
06:16 (speaking in foreign language)
06:20 (audience laughing)
06:23 (upbeat music)
06:36 (speaking in foreign language)
06:40 (speaking in foreign language)
06:44 (speaking in foreign language)
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06:52 (speaking in foreign language)
06:56 (upbeat music)
07:08 (speaking in foreign language)
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07:42 (audience laughing)
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07:59 (speaking in foreign language)
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08:23 (audience laughing)
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08:58 (upbeat music)
09:00 (speaking in foreign language)
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09:38 (audience laughing)
09:41 (speaking in foreign language)
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11:09 (upbeat music)
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11:38 (speaking in foreign language)
11:43 (dog barking)
11:46 (speaking in foreign language)
11:50 (dog barking)
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11:57 (dog barking)
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12:18 (dog barking)
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13:01 (dog barking)
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13:41 (speaking in foreign language)
13:45 - The owners of the following videotape materials
13:49 which you are about to see have granted GMA
13:51 the exclusive rights to air and use the videos
13:53 for the program Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
13:56 GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide
13:59 and in perpetuity.
14:00 (audience applauding)
14:05 (laughing)
14:08 (speaking in foreign language)
14:12 (snoring)
14:27 (laughing)
14:30 (speaking in foreign language)
14:34 (speaking in foreign language)
14:38 (speaking in foreign language)
14:46 (speaking in foreign language)
14:51 (speaking in foreign language)
14:55 (coughing)
14:59 (speaking in foreign language)
15:03 (speaking in foreign language)
15:07 (speaking in foreign language)
15:12 (screaming)
15:20 (screaming)
15:22 (screaming)
15:24 (upbeat music)
15:27 (speaking in foreign language)
15:32 - Green Hills Shopping Center.
15:35 (speaking in foreign language)
15:39 - Correct.
15:46 (speaking in foreign language)
15:50 - Excuse me, do you have a light?
15:53 (speaking in foreign language)
15:55 Do you have a light?
15:56 (speaking in foreign language)
16:01 (speaking in foreign language)
16:05 - Happy birthday.
16:23 (speaking in foreign language)
16:27 - I hate you all.
16:28 (speaking in foreign language)
16:32 Remember, (speaking in foreign language)
16:37 - KiKai!
16:38 (audience applauding)
16:42 (speaking in foreign language)
16:46 (upbeat music)
16:50 (upbeat music)
16:53 (upbeat music)
16:55 (speaking in foreign language)
16:59 - Sir, sir, oh my God.
17:01 (upbeat music)
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17:10 (speaking in foreign language)
17:14 (upbeat music)
17:19 (speaking in foreign language)
17:23 (upbeat music)
17:26 (upbeat music)
17:27 - Thank you.
17:28 (speaking in foreign language)
17:32 Thank you.
17:33 (speaking in foreign language)
17:37 (upbeat music)
17:39 Thank you, Pogi.
17:40 (speaking in foreign language)
17:44 Thank you.
17:45 (upbeat music)
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18:05 (speaking in foreign language)
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19:02 (audience applauding)
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19:17 (upbeat music)
19:18 (speaking in foreign language)
19:22 (speaking in foreign language)
19:26 (speaking in foreign language)
19:29 (upbeat music)
19:31 - Game over.
19:32 - I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
19:35 (upbeat music)
19:38 (audience applauding)
19:43 - Get up and run around.
19:45 (audience applauding)
19:50 (upbeat music)
19:54 (audience applauding)
19:59 (upbeat music)
20:02 (audience applauding)
20:05 - That was interesting.
20:07 (upbeat music)
20:12 (upbeat music)
20:17 (upbeat music)