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00:00 (sad music)
00:02 (sad music)
00:04 (sad music)
00:07 (sad music)
00:35 - How you doing, sweetums?
00:37 Yeah, let's talk later.
00:42 I'm a little busy myself.
00:44 The ladies, they love me.
00:50 Now we're getting somewheres.
01:00 (upbeat music)
01:03 Where's the love?
01:07 Licked clean.
01:09 Somebody beat me to it.
01:12 Where do I find that guy?
01:29 I got you something today, Tom.
01:31 For being such a good boy.
01:33 It even has a little bell on it,
01:35 so I always know where you are.
01:37 - Dirty, no good can licker.
01:52 (upbeat music)
01:55 Wake up!
02:04 How can you sleep at a time like this?
02:09 Did you hear what happened to Buttons?
02:12 The cat a couple of streets over,
02:14 he went off the deep end.
02:16 The vet said it was a case of
02:19 Thelus catus indorium delirium.
02:22 Too much time indoors.
02:25 It did the poor fella in.
02:28 The very people we think are our friends
02:32 are really the ones driving us nuts.
02:35 Eating food out of a can,
02:40 living in a climate controlled box,
02:42 and watching nature channels.
02:45 Making us wear silly little collars with bells on them,
02:48 Like that one.
02:49 So they can always know where we are.