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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:35 Back through the smoke of centuries,
00:37 when Columbus first set foot on the new world--
00:40 Ow!
00:41 How?
00:42 You smoke.
00:43 Natch?
00:44 Natch.
00:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48 Ah.
00:50 And so Columbus not only proved the world was round,
00:54 but also firm and fully packed.
00:57 Smoking became a new habit in the old world.
00:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:04 Fire, fire.
01:06 Yes, sir.
01:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:10 It got so, man could face any test
01:13 with a cigarette in his mouth.
01:15 Ready, aim, fire.
01:19 Ah.
01:21 It's a Phyllis Morrison.
01:23 Smokers could read the handwriting on the wall.
01:27 Today, they see the skywriting in the air.
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:38 The average man's habit of smoking
01:39 leaves its marks deeply imprinted upon his surroundings.
01:45 With tobacco, the smoker finds relaxation and contentment.
01:50 [SMOKE HISSING]
01:52 [GROANING]
01:55 A constant companion in his leisure hours.
02:01 Ah, that last puff before retiring.
02:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:07 And that first drag on a rising.
02:12 Ah, it's mild fragrance with a morning shave.
02:17 Ah, that cool inhale with coffee and toast.
02:21 A fast exhale while leaving for work.
02:27 Ah, the soothing fag to face the day's toil.
02:34 But sometimes, because of the irritated eyes,
02:36 tickling throat, dry hack, coughing, wheezing,
02:39 and the shortness of wind, the inveterate smoker
02:44 gets a strange desire to rid himself of the habit.
02:49 I quit.
02:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:53 There.
02:54 I feel better already.
02:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:59 [SQUIRTING]
03:02 [SQUEAKING]
03:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:09 [SQUIRTING]
03:12 [SQUIRTING]
03:13 [QUACK]
03:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:18 [THUNDER]
03:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:22 [CLAPPING]
03:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:28 Well, George, you've gone and done it.
03:30 I sure admire a guy that can quit smoking like you can.
03:35 It ain't easy.
03:36 If it was, I'd quit.
03:39 Quitting, giving up the habit, changed
03:41 Geef's entire outlook.
03:43 Hey, George, I'm a father.
03:45 Have a cigar.
03:46 Well, no thanks.
03:48 Almost forgot, you quit smoking.
03:49 Yeah.
03:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:53 Uh, what'd I quit smoking for?
03:56 I like smoking.
03:57 I'm no quitter.
03:58 Get a lot of pleasure smoking.
04:00 I love smoking.
04:01 It's my hobby.
04:02 [MUMBLING]
04:05 [YELLS]
04:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:07 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
04:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:12 [LAUGHS]
04:13 [SWISH]
04:15 Hug.
04:16 [SWISH]
04:18 [HUMMING]
04:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:27 [SIGHS]
04:28 [SWISH]
04:29 [SQUIRT]
04:30 Wow!
04:31 [SWISH]
04:32 Go on up.
04:33 [SQUIRT]
04:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:35 [GROWLS]
04:36 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:38 [SCREAMS]
04:39 [LAUGHS]
04:40 [THUD]
04:41 [SWISH]
04:42 [SQUIRT]
04:43 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:44 [HISSES]
04:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:49 I got it.
04:50 I got it!
04:51 Oh, I think I got it.
04:52 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:54 [GROWLS]
04:55 [GASPS]
04:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:58 [SWISH]
04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:03 [SLURPS]
05:07 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:11 [GUNSHOT]
05:12 And the little man wins a big cigar.
05:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:25 [GASPS]
05:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:29 [GUNSHOT]
05:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:34 [GUNSHOT]
05:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:38 [GUNSHOT]
05:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:43 [THUD]
05:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:45 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:49 [COUGHING]
05:52 Hey, mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed,
05:56 rope, or chaw, or cigar, or snubber, or anything?
06:00 Just anything!
06:02 Why, of course, my good man.
06:05 Have a cigar.
06:06 Oh, thank you, sir.
06:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:11 [SIGHS]
06:12 Give the smoker enough rope, and--
06:14 [GUNSHOT]
06:16 --he'll hang on to his habit.
06:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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06:28 [BLANK_AUDIO]