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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:34 Back through the smoke of centuries,
00:36 when Columbus first set foot on the new world--
00:39 Ow!
00:40 How?
00:41 You smoke that?
00:43 That.
00:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47 Ah.
00:49 And so Columbus not only proved the world was round,
00:53 but also firm and fully packed.
00:56 Smoking became a new habit in the old world.
00:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:03 Fire, fire.
01:05 Yes, sir.
01:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:10 It got so, man could face any test
01:12 with a cigarette in his mouth.
01:15 Ready, aim, fire.
01:18 Ah.
01:20 It's a Phyllis Morrison.
01:22 Smokers could read the handwriting on the wall.
01:26 Today, they see the skywriting in the air.
01:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 The average man's habit of smoking
01:38 leaves its marks deeply imprinted upon his surroundings.
01:44 With tobacco, the smoker finds relaxation and contentment.
01:49 [SMOKE HISSING]
01:51 [GROANING]
01:54 A constant companion in his leisure hours.
02:00 Ah, that last puff before retiring.
02:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:06 And that first drag on a rising.
02:11 Ah, it's mild fragrance with a morning shave.
02:16 Ah, that cool inhale with coffee and toast.
02:20 A fast exhale while leaving for work.
02:27 Ah, the soothing fag to face the day's toil.
02:33 But sometimes, because of the irritated eyes,
02:35 tickling throat, dry hack, coughing, wheezing,
02:38 and the shortness of wind, the inveterate smoker
02:43 gets a strange desire to rid himself of the habit.
02:48 I quit.
02:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:52 There.
02:53 I feel better already.
02:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:59 [SQUIRTING]
03:01 [SQUEAKING]
03:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:08 [SQUIRTING]
03:11 [SQUIRTING]
03:12 [QUACK]
03:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:17 [THUNDER]
03:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:21 [CLAPPING]
03:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:27 Well, George, you've gone and done it.
03:30 I sure admire a guy that can quit smoking like you can.
03:34 It ain't easy.
03:35 If it was, I'd quit.
03:38 Quitting, giving up the habit, changed
03:40 Geef's entire outlook.
03:43 Hey, George, I'm a father.
03:44 Have a cigar.
03:45 Well, thanks.
03:47 Almost forgot, you quit smoking.
03:48 Yeah.
03:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:53 Uh, what'd I quit smoking for?
03:55 I like smoking.
03:56 I'm no quitter.
03:57 Get a lot of pleasure smoking.
03:59 I love smoking.
04:00 It's my hobby.
04:01 [MUMBLING]
04:04 [YELLS]
04:05 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
04:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:11 [LAUGHS]
04:12 [BELL RINGING]
04:14 Bug!
04:15 [BOOM]
04:17 [HUMMING]
04:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:27 [WHOOSH]
04:28 [POP]
04:29 Wow!
04:30 [WHOOSH]
04:31 Go on up.
04:32 [CLICKING]
04:33 [THUD]
04:34 [HUMMING]
04:36 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:37 [SCREAMING]
04:38 Up you go.
04:39 [THUD]
04:40 [WHOOSH]
04:41 [CLICK]
04:42 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:48 I got it.
04:49 I got it!
04:50 Oh, I think I got it.
04:52 [HUMMING]
04:54 [HORSE GALLOPING]
04:55 [GASPS]
04:56 [CLICKING]
04:58 [WHOOSH]
04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:02 [SLURPING]
05:06 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:10 [GUNSHOT]
05:11 And the little man wins a big cigar.
05:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:24 [HORSE GALLOPING]
05:27 [GASPS]
05:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:34 [THUD]
05:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:43 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:48 [HORSE GALLOPING]
05:51 Hey, mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed,
05:55 roper, char, cigar, or snuffer, or anything, just anything?
06:01 Why, of course, my good man.
06:04 Have a cigar.
06:05 Oh, thank you, sir.
06:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:10 [SIGHS]
06:11 Give the smoker enough rope, and--
06:13 [THUD]
06:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:15 He'll hang on to his habit.
06:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:22 [THUD]
06:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:26 you