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01:08 I want to eat bread, and corn, and shredded chicken, and I want to win the three-leg race!
01:13 By the way, can I borrow one of your legs?
01:15 Mustache! For the last time, I'm not going on a field day.
01:18 It's a welcome basket for a new neighbor. Go home!
01:21 But Brandi, I want to meet the new neighbor!
01:24 No! What happened when you met the Perico family? What did you do with their children?
01:28 They have breakfast wherever I come from.
01:32 The new neighbor lives there?
01:35 Shut up, Mustache! You can't judge a person by their home.
01:38 It wasn't what you said about the beetle or the squirrel.
01:41 I'm your neighbor!
01:44 Something moved!
01:48 Welcome!
01:49 Ah! Vampire! Run! Run!
01:52 Sorry for Mr. Mustache's manners.
01:55 It always happens. My name is Vlad. Don't be afraid, Mr. Mustache, because I'm not a vampire.
02:01 You're not?
02:02 No! I'm a bat that eats fruit.
02:05 You see? Yummy!
02:08 The vampire mansion says that vampires can't see themselves in the mirror.
02:18 Wow! Do you know who doesn't have a mirror?
02:21 He doesn't have a refrigerator either, so what?
02:24 Oh, refrigerator! They're afraid of the refrigerator?
02:27 We must buy one! I want one of those that make ice cream.
02:30 Mustache! Vlad is not a vampire.
02:32 Then explain the vampire accent, the vampire name, the vampire horde of zombies that obey all his orders!
02:39 What?
02:40 Okay, he doesn't have a zombie horde. Not yet.
02:43 Mustache! He's not a vampire because vampires don't exist!
02:47 You're stereotyping, and that's sad, pathetic and wrong.
02:51 Good evening, Miss Brandy.
02:53 Hello, Vlad. How are you?
02:55 I just came to return your basket.
02:57 Enough. The fruit was great.
03:00 Hello?
03:05 What are you doing?
03:10 Vampires hate garlic.
03:12 Oh, who doesn't?
03:14 Hey, Vlad! Do you want to see our new mirror?
03:17 No! Is it better if I...
03:19 Don't go! I'll bring it now.
03:21 Just ignore him. It's what I always do.
03:24 Would you be interested in having dinner with me sometime?
03:29 Without mustaches?
03:31 I'm fine.
03:32 Of course.
03:34 So, Vlad is going to have dinner with you?
03:37 No, I'll have dinner with him.
03:39 Oh, poor naive Brandy. Don't believe everything they tell you.
03:44 Mustache! Listen carefully.
03:47 Vlad is not a vampire!
03:50 Do you need proof, Brandy?
03:53 You'll have it.
03:55 To catch him, I must disguise myself.
04:05 Close your suit.
04:21 I'm flying! I'm flying!
04:23 This is a dream come true!
04:26 Hey, has anyone seen Vlad?
04:38 Anyone? No?
04:40 I think I've seen enough.
04:44 Tell us about that bat that eats fruit.
04:47 Oh, it's lovely!
04:49 Are you talking about the vampire, bloodsucker?
04:51 Mr. Mustache!
04:53 Before making such an accusation, you need some kind of basis or proof.
04:59 Very well, Ed. Proof A.
05:01 Vlad collects fruit, but when have you seen him eat it?
05:05 You're paranoid!
05:07 Oh, really? Proof 2.
05:09 Vampires fear sunlight. Have you seen Vlad go out during the day?
05:13 Bats only go out at night.
05:15 They don't want to see Cheryl's ugly face.
05:18 Okay, but what do you think about this?
05:21 Oh, those were my vacation days at the beach.
05:24 How many seafood I ate that day in a bad state.
05:27 Two baths and everyone came out of the water.
05:30 Do you have proof, Mustache?
05:32 Yes.
05:33 Vlad's dark cave, his meowing, his snoring, that ridiculous accent.
05:38 What's so ridiculous about his accent?
05:41 What?
05:42 You tell him, I'll tell him.
05:44 The fact is that Vlad is not a vampire.
05:47 Well, okay, if I'm so wrong, then why doesn't Brandy argue with me?
05:53 No, where's Brandy?
05:55 She went to dinner with Vlad.
05:57 So she likes to smell her feet.
06:02 Oh, yes, it's weird.
06:03 Weird and crazy, I venture to...
06:05 Oh, Mustache, what are you doing?
06:11 Melting a steak in his vampire heart.
06:14 It's a steak made of wood, not a steak half-cooked with potato gratin.
06:19 At least I stopped him, right?
06:21 Fruit salad?
06:22 Fruit salad?
06:23 Oh, yes, it's a formal dinner.
06:26 Where you never know how to behave, that's why you weren't invited.
06:29 Sorry for the delay, this vampire vulture kept us.
06:33 Jealous.
06:34 I owe you an apology, Vlad.
06:36 Just because he looks like a bad vampire, doesn't mean he's not a bad bat.
06:42 We all make mistakes, Mr. Mustache.
06:45 Yes, at least this was a tasty mistake.
06:48 We made a juicy steak.
06:50 How delicious, it's delicious.
06:54 More meat, Vlad?
06:55 Oh, sorry, I forgot I only eat fruit.
06:57 That's right, my mustache-friend, I only eat fruit.
07:02 You know what? There were times when I doubted it, but I did it.
07:09 I ate all the meat.
07:11 Great, let's go Mustache.
07:13 Yes.
07:14 The party ends when the sun rises.
07:17 Well, see you later, Vlad.
07:19 Thank you, Vlad, goodbye.
07:20 It was a pleasure, we'll see each other very soon.
07:24 At last.
07:27 Vlad, we're going to the lagoon to drink...
07:32 Randy, I didn't hear you come in.
07:35 What were you saying?
07:37 Do you want to drink sun, Vlad?
07:39 No, never!
07:41 I mean, no, I'm very tired, maybe later.
07:45 After the sun sets?
07:47 Yes, of course, why not?
07:49 Why not? Some night, I mean, some day.
07:52 Did you know that vampires isolate their victim before attacking?
07:57 I thought you didn't believe in those things.
07:59 Well, where are you going?
08:01 Vlad will take me for a night walk to an isolated valley.
08:04 Don't forget your garlic necklace.
08:08 Mr. Mustache, this shouldn't interfere with the pure air of the night.
08:14 It's a good thing he's not a vampire or he'd be lost.
08:17 There must be something here that proves he's a vampire.
08:22 What does it smell like?
08:24 It smells like...
08:28 rotten fruit!
08:31 Do you want to see something dark?
08:37 Of course, I like the dark.
08:39 Then let's continue this endless walk.
08:43 Mustache was right, Vlad doesn't eat fruit.
08:46 What?
08:48 Hide fruit, party, night walk...
08:51 Eliminate...
08:53 Mustache?
08:54 Scream all you want, Mr. Mustache, no one will hear you.
09:05 Wake up, quick!
09:07 Miss Brandy, why are you waking me up from my dream, repairman?
09:12 Mustache was right, Vlad is a vampire and...
09:15 Bring the others, it's time to deal with Vlad the vampire.
09:23 For Mustache!
09:24 It's a secret, Vlad!
09:27 Brandy!
09:29 I had to eliminate Mustache because he was so close to the truth.
09:32 That you are a vampire!
09:34 What are you talking about?
09:36 Brandy, Vlad is not a vampire.
09:39 Mustache! Oh no!
09:40 Vlad has turned you into one of his clumsy zombies.
09:43 What? He's not my zombie.
09:45 But clumsy, I accept it.
09:47 Vlad, I saw him carrying the lifeless body of Mustache.
09:51 He fainted.
09:52 He fainted?
09:53 Yes, Vlad was doing some Chinese shadows and I was so scared that I fainted.
09:58 Do the eagle again.
09:59 But explain the list, eliminate Mustache.
10:03 I'm talking about my mustaches, I need to shave.
10:06 So he's not a vampire?
10:08 Oh Brandy, he's a bat that eats fruit, you know that.
10:14 If he wasn't, he would eat fruit.
10:17 See? See? He loves fruit.
10:20 Why don't you eat fruit?
10:22 Because I'm a...
10:25 Bat-vampire!
10:26 Ah! Take him out! Take him out!
10:29 That's why I pretend to be a bat that eats fruit!
10:32 Wherever I go, it's always the same.
10:34 Ah! He's a vampire! He sucks our blood!
10:38 Everyone is as intolerant as rude.
10:41 Understand that I'm like a huge mosquito.
10:44 I only drink cow or horse blood.
10:47 Not rabbits or dogs.
10:49 Tell me, what's the problem?
10:51 Wow! Today we learned an important math lesson.
10:56 Fear plus intolerance equals ignorance.
10:59 And now that we know, we won't let that interfere with our friendship with Vlad ever again.
11:08 Think about it!
11:11 Get out of my property!
11:14 On the other hand, I must admit that that accent still scares me.
11:27 What could be better than floating in the river, savoring a delicious cocktail?
11:32 Well, being in Florida, savoring a cocktail.
11:36 But I'm adaptable.
11:38 Cowabunga!
11:40 Moustache!
11:44 Look at this!
11:46 Mr. Moustache!
11:52 I admire the trick you're doing,
11:54 but I advise you, for security reasons, to keep your...
11:58 Let's go get him.
12:08 Moustache!
12:12 Mr. Moustache, are you okay?
12:14 I'll know when I see the X-rays.
12:16 Wow! An ancient Mayan temple.
12:21 What secrets will be hidden inside these walls?
12:25 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know what you're thinking, and you can forget it.
12:29 We're going back to the river right now.
12:31 Oh, please, Brandy, don't you smell adventure?
12:34 I only smell wet nutria.
12:36 Oh, I'm sorry to offend you, but this almscale smell is very attractive to the females of my species.
12:43 No! We're trapped!
12:46 Destiny has decided it for us.
12:49 Adventure! Here we go!
12:52 Why does everything bad that happens to me start with you?
12:56 Oh, let's see what's inside.
13:02 Listen, you could unleash an ancient evil on the world.
13:06 Don't you watch movies?
13:07 But what if it's an ancient good?
13:10 In that case, I'd say, unleash it.
13:13 Give me the sword.
13:15 Give me the sword.
13:16 It's more than I expected!
13:24 What's that?
13:25 No idea.
13:26 Well, I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say it's a monkey's hand.
13:32 And the rest of the monkey?
13:34 They're missing parts of the monkey.
13:42 And the object of that would be?
13:44 I've heard stories about the monkey's hand and its inherent ability to grant wishes.
13:50 You made wishes?
13:51 Whiskers, you may have been redeemed.
13:53 I wish to be at home.
13:55 It's not the house I wished for.
14:00 Wow, this is working!
14:02 Ed, make a wish.
14:03 Okay.
14:04 Let's see.
14:05 I wish for many fish.
14:08 [Splash]
14:09 [Screaming]
14:15 It's two of two!
14:19 Are you kidding?
14:20 That hand only does silly things!
14:22 Sorry, I had to say it.
14:24 Maybe you should be more specific about the type of fish you wish for.
14:27 My turn!
14:28 I think I'll wait over there.
14:30 I wish to go to the center of chocolate on Earth.
14:36 [Splash]
14:37 Goodbye, guys! Have a nice trip!
14:40 [Splash]
14:41 It seems we're all united in this silly thing.
14:46 Oh, I didn't know chocolate was so hot.
14:49 Mustaches! The center of the Earth is not made of chocolate!
14:53 It's made of melted rock!
14:55 Like your head.
14:56 What?
14:57 It's not made of chocolate?
14:59 Oh, bad hand!
15:01 How could you destroy the chocolate dreams of a poor rabbit?
15:07 [Splash]
15:08 My prince wishes for us to leave!
15:12 What's the matter?
15:13 He'll take our most expensive wishes and crush them!
15:17 The point is to live!
15:18 Okay, get us out of here.
15:20 [Splash]
15:22 [Screaming]
15:25 Give me that thing!
15:26 No tricks!
15:28 I wish to be on a plane to my real home in Florida!
15:32 [Splash]
15:33 Well, what's the trick?
15:36 There's no trick! We're on a plane!
15:39 I hope the people of Florida accept a nutria like me.
15:44 Look at this result!
15:45 Hey, what about the monkey's hand?
15:48 [Screaming]
15:56 [Screaming]
15:58 [Screaming]
16:02 [Screaming]
16:04 [Splash]
16:05 [Gasp]
16:06 Thanks for nothing, pathetic hand of primate!
16:11 You've filled our patience, Mr. Monkey's hand.
16:14 Now you'll see how it flies!
16:19 Do you know how to fly a plane?
16:21 I'll learn by doing it.
16:22 Besides, I have this super cap as a captain.
16:26 Oh, my mustache!
16:34 I wish the plane would stop.
16:38 This gets ugly.
16:43 [Screaming]
16:45 I wish you were on the ground!
16:47 [Screaming]
16:51 Hey, we did it! We're fine!
16:53 Oh, thanks for the wish, Ed.
16:55 Don't tell me...
16:57 You think?
17:00 No.
17:01 I said, "Don't open the box, something terrible can happen."
17:07 Brandy, I hate to correct you when you're angry, but what you said was...
17:12 "Listen, you could unleash an ancestral evil on the world."
17:16 Don't you watch movies?
17:18 You never said, "Don't open the box."
17:20 Now I know just what I wish.
17:22 I wish I hadn't met you.
17:24 Well, what happened?
17:29 I don't know, Ed.
17:30 I heard you ask for a wish.
17:32 Sorry, but who are you?
17:34 Don't you remember me?
17:38 No.
17:39 Better tell him who you are, Mr. Mustache, and everything that's happened.
17:44 Well, I don't know, Ed.
17:46 I think I'd rather it stay that way.
17:48 That the past stays in the past.
17:51 What are you saying?
17:53 Well, I won't tell you, but it'll take a while.
18:17 So you're saying I had a beautiful life, and you ruined it?
18:21 "Ruin" is a negative word.
18:23 I'd say I turned your life in an unexpected direction.
18:28 It's so obvious.
18:31 I don't know why I didn't do it before.
18:33 You didn't do what?
18:35 You're the cause of all my evil, so I wish you never existed.
18:39 How can you? How? How?
18:41 Watch.
18:42 Oh, I'm going to throw up.
18:43 Don't!
18:45 I'll find you, and when I do, you'll wish you were never born!
18:49 What do I do, Ed?
18:56 I'm sorry, Mr. Mustache, but I can't think of anything to fix the situation in which, unfortunately, I'm involved.
19:03 Too bad my brother Jeff isn't here.
19:05 He's the family's brain.
19:07 I'm the handsome one.
19:09 Oh, and if you were handsome, I'd wish you were a brain.
19:15 No!
19:16 I've got you, bunny.
19:20 I got you!
19:42 You clumsy monkey!
19:44 No, no, no!
19:57 Give me that hand.
19:58 Wait, wait, Blondie, I have to save Ed.
20:01 Forget him and forget yourself.
20:04 It's mine!
20:09 You clumsy monkey!
20:12 I wish I had never found you!
20:14 Mr. Mustache, are you okay?
20:19 I don't know. When I see the X-rays.
20:21 Mustache, be more careful. What if something really bad happens to you?
20:25 I know. You'd be lost without me.
20:27 I'm lost with you.
20:29 To the water, clumsy monkey!
20:31 What did you say?
20:33 To the water, clumsy monkey!
20:34 I thought you said "clumsy monkey," or something like that.
20:39 Speaking of clumsy monkey, have you heard the legend of the monkey's hand?
20:43 It's supposed to grant wishes, but...
20:45 There's always a trap.
20:48 What's this?
20:53 It looks like someone lost a hand.
20:57 Poor monkey. I wish I had hands.
21:00 Can I clap?
21:04 Yes.
21:06 [Music]
21:34 [Music]