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00:00 [music]
00:02 [plane engine]
00:04 Wow! Look at that beauty!
00:06 It's incredible that the pilot does those pirouettes and beats gravity.
00:10 -Hi, Gus! -Show it to me, Gus!
00:13 -Let's go, Gus. -I'm sorry, but the plane is my dad's.
00:16 If something happened to it, he would send me to a military court, and I took it without permission.
00:20 It's a beauty!
00:21 Yes, and all original. The paint, the propeller. I bet the thread is 30 years old.
00:26 [plane engine]
00:27 No! The plane! Look what happened!
00:30 Don't worry, Gus. You can buy a new one.
00:33 You don't understand. I can't buy a new one. It's a model made by hand in Guam.
00:38 You know, there's a person who might be able to find one just like that.
00:41 -Who is it? -The merchant.
00:43 [music]
00:46 What you have here is a 1/25 scale model thread of a modified P-54 ray made of tropical wood,
00:52 only found in the Guam jungles. I'll see what I can do.
00:55 I'll tell you what you can do. Nothing.
00:57 Even if you find one of these planes, it would take weeks to get here. Maybe months.
01:02 Is this what you're looking for?
01:04 [music]
01:05 It's an exact copy. How did you find it?
01:08 Uh, uh, uh, better ask how you're going to pay me.
01:11 Uh, well, I have this.
01:12 Good. Stick it and pray for it to smell, because I won't change this plane for your trash.
01:16 No, please! I need that plane! I'll do anything, whatever it is!
01:20 Anything?
01:21 [music]
01:22 I'll give you this, I'll give you the plane, and you'll work for me until you pay your debt.
01:25 Oh, thank you, Mr. Merchant! Sir, thank you so much!
01:28 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Just remember, tomorrow at recess, you'll report with me.
01:32 And bring work clothes.
01:34 [music]
01:36 Where's the ball? Tell me, tell me, tell me where the ball is.
01:39 Oops, it was a pleasure doing business.
01:42 [music]
01:43 Here's your dessert, Mr. Merchant.
01:45 [music]
01:47 Ten boxes of Chocoricos for three of candies.
01:49 Okay, ten boxes of Chocoricos for one of candies,
01:52 but add a box of Malvaviscos to sweeten the time.
01:55 Goh, I know you have a debt, but don't you think the merchant could go for his food?
02:00 Hey, he's a busy guy.
02:01 Next!
02:02 A vanilla pudding, without lumps, please.
02:05 The merchant doesn't like lumps.
02:07 [music]
02:09 It was horrible, it was horrible!
02:12 I was walking home, thinking about my business,
02:14 when some guys from high school stole all my candy!
02:19 What a shame, Randall.
02:20 Yes, and they were my grandfather's candy.
02:23 I've had them since the revolution.
02:25 [gasp]
02:26 They were six pearls, a pair of wigs, and even a cat eye.
02:30 I can't pay for them, but if you could get me one, I'd be grateful.
02:35 And my poor grandfather, too.
02:37 Oh, Randall, how sad. My first candy was also from my grandfather.
02:41 Oh, merchant!
02:42 One second, Goh. Okay, Randall, I'll give you some wigs.
02:45 But, merchant!
02:46 They're not my grandfather's, but...
02:48 Thank you, merchant.
02:49 My wigs are your wigs.
02:51 Merchant, look!
02:53 [whirring]
02:54 Oh, man, how did you get there?
02:56 Little ruffian, you were trying to trick me!
02:58 Ah, I think Master Finster is calling me.
03:00 Thank you, you saved me from a thief.
03:02 One favor is paid with another.
03:04 You know, Goh, I could hire you for my organization.
03:07 What are you going to do tomorrow, when the day starts?
03:09 Eat a balanced breakfast.
03:11 Cancel your breakfast, we'll do more important things.
03:14 Where are we going, merchant?
03:17 You'll see.
03:18 Ah.
03:19 Wow, what is this? A secret quarter of the merchant?
03:29 It won't be a secret if you keep talking like that.
03:31 You see them like that, nothing interesting.
03:33 You turn them around and the game changes.
03:36 Wow, there's everything here!
03:39 Comrade!
03:41 Fingers, my friend!
03:42 Is he your boy?
03:43 My partner. Goh knows Fingers Molly.
03:45 Fingers is the best.
03:46 Oh, don't listen to this guy, friend.
03:48 He taught me everything I know.
03:49 From our code of honor to making the client come first.
03:52 Second.
03:53 Ah, yes, first is personal satisfaction.
03:56 [laughs]
03:57 And what did you bring me?
03:59 New sweets, toast and tofu creams.
04:01 They fell out of a truck.
04:02 This is an insult to sugar.
04:07 I buy them.
04:08 I don't understand why he bought those cookies.
04:10 For cheap.
04:11 But who is going to sell them?
04:13 I'll explain something.
04:14 There are two types of people in the world.
04:15 Active and passive.
04:17 We are active and those who buy these toast and cream are passive.
04:21 But they taste horrible.
04:22 It's the idea, to convince them that they taste good.
04:25 Wow, these toast and cream tofu are something unique.
04:29 Mmm, they are filled with delicious emotions.
04:33 Did you hear that?
04:34 Hey, I want one.
04:37 What did you think, Gos?
04:38 It was surprising.
04:39 I felt so alive, so alert, so necessary.
04:42 I can do it every break.
04:44 Yes, you will.
04:45 You will.
04:46 They are delicious!
04:49 Ah, from servant to seller.
04:58 I think everything can happen in my kingdom.
05:00 [chatter]
05:02 Hi, Gos. Can we talk?
05:05 Yes, what can I do for you?
05:06 What do you want?
05:07 You are always selling and we are worried.
05:09 Yes, where is the insecure and pathetic child we wanted and respected so much?
05:13 You are right.
05:15 Now that I see him like you, I see what I became.
05:19 I'm sorry.
05:20 It's okay, Gos.
05:21 We just want you to change to be friends again.
05:23 Seriously?
05:24 You still want to be my friends?
05:25 Absolutely.
05:26 Then I will do it.
05:27 I will quit the trade.
05:28 That's how it's done, Gos.
05:29 But what am I going to do with so many toast and cream?
05:32 If I don't sell them, I'll have to work as a salesman again.
05:35 Don't worry.
05:36 We'll buy them for you, right?
05:37 [chatter]
05:39 Well, thank you.
05:40 You are my friends.
05:42 Friends, we help someone in need.
05:49 That makes us richer.
05:51 Some are passive and others active.
05:54 [cheering]
05:59 False permits.
06:03 They are very good. Get rid of them.
06:05 What? What are you talking about?
06:06 I don't want to get involved with that.
06:08 But why?
06:09 Because they go against the code.
06:10 Code? What code?
06:11 The code of the salesman.
06:12 We don't change anything that can get a boy in trouble.
06:15 Like false permits.
06:16 They can expel you.
06:17 As long as we have earnings, what does it matter?
06:19 That's true, but I have ethics.
06:21 Now take those things.
06:23 No.
06:25 What did you say?
06:26 I said no.
06:27 This is very good merchandise and I'm going to sell it.
06:30 If you do that, Gos, until never.
06:33 You know, salesman, I thought you were active, but I was wrong.
06:36 It turns out you're one more passive.
06:38 Remember, kids, always come with the salesman.
06:44 Who else goes for the teacher's book of answers?
06:48 [cheering]
06:50 [sigh]
06:57 [music]
06:59 I'm sorry, business is business.
07:11 [cheering]
07:13 Don't worry, there's gum for everyone with 24 hours of flavor.
07:18 I can't believe it. Gos didn't give up, he fooled us.
07:21 And also those kids.
07:22 That gum gets hard in an hour.
07:26 [music]
07:27 Was it who I think it was?
07:29 Salesman?
07:33 My name is Frank, but don't tell anyone.
07:36 Well, tell everyone. I'm a finished man. Gos left me in the ruin.
07:40 What happened?
07:41 They changed the rules. I taught Gos everything. Everything.
07:44 Except respect for the code.
07:46 Look, Frank, we want to get our friend back. And you, your business.
07:49 This is a lost case. I'm a loser.
07:51 My last deal was this box of defective rackets.
07:54 Look, the thread is so short that no kid with self-love would play. Just a fool.
07:59 Hey, it's fun.
08:01 Now you understand me?
08:02 Mikey is right. This is so fun.
08:05 Frank, are you thinking the same as me?
08:08 Call me salesman.
08:10 Hey, Vince, what are you doing with that short-threaded racket?
08:16 Nothing, Lawson. I'm just developing coordination to beat you every day.
08:20 Where did you get that thing?
08:21 Ask Gos, salesman.
08:24 Oh, it's the latest trend.
08:27 It's because of the short thread.
08:28 Where can we buy one?
08:30 Gos, salesman.
08:31 Short-threaded racket! Short-threaded racket!
08:36 Wait, wait, I'll get it.
08:38 Patience.
08:39 Hi, fingers, friend. I need rackets.
08:42 No, no, no. Long thread, no. Short.
08:45 It seems that Gos, salesman, got into a little problem.
08:48 I don't want to see.
08:49 I do.
08:50 Short-threaded racket! Short-threaded racket!
08:53 How did you sell the last box, salesman?
08:55 Oh, forget it.
08:56 I can sell you long-threaded rackets.
08:58 No, we want short-threaded.
09:00 Short-threaded racket! Short-threaded racket!
09:04 Phew, it was close.
09:08 Short-threaded. Do you have short-threaded?
09:11 What are you talking about?
09:12 Please, salesman, I'm going to get lynched. You have to help me.
09:15 Sure, I'll help you. At a price.
09:17 Whatever.
09:18 Stop selling forever.
09:19 Forever? Who do you take me for? A passive?
09:22 No, I take you for a desperate boy in trouble.
09:25 Passive.
09:26 There's short-threaded.
09:29 Very well, I'll do it. I promise. I'll withdraw from sales.
09:35 Prove it. Give me the gabardine. Soon.
09:46 Look, I have what you were looking for. Short-threaded rackets.
09:50 Very well, buy your rackets. They're the latest fashion. And tell me where you bought them.
09:56 Hi, Gus. Do you want to play football?
09:58 We're missing a teammate.
10:00 But how can you talk to me? I lied to you. I deceived you. I even sold you those horrible cookies.
10:05 We all make mistakes sometimes, little friend.
10:08 I wish I could do something to make up for it.
10:11 Well, there's one thing.
10:13 Tell me.
10:14 The cream cookies are delicious.
10:16 I can hear you.
10:18 The cream cookies are...
10:20 Delicious.
10:22 I'll never get tired of hearing that.
10:24 Maestra Finster, Maestra Finster.
10:30 Some vandals took Ashley's beautiful flag and replaced it with something like a tent.
10:35 With what?
10:36 My socks.
10:39 There's no end to humiliation.
10:42 We killed five birds with one stone. It was great.
10:49 We're going to send his flag to pieces.
10:52 What a bunch of losers.
10:55 Hi, how are you?
10:59 Good joke.
11:00 Hey, who was that?
11:02 I don't know, but don't tell me you saw him.
11:05 Guys, guess what I heard.
11:07 Superintendent Skinner is coming next week to do an inspection.
11:10 Excellent, we have to make a joke, friends.
11:13 Are you crazy? It's just the day we can't do it.
11:16 That's true, although Skinner is going to watch us closely.
11:19 Well, let's speed up the fun to rest on the day of the inspection.
11:23 And to the date to which friends, relatives or others are betrayed,
11:29 is called Benedict X.
11:31 I thought his name was Randall.
11:33 Look, it's the kid from break.
11:38 Can I help you?
11:39 Yes, I was assigned to his class.
11:41 How nice, guys, meet his new classmate.
11:44 Stone, teacher, James Stone.
11:46 Stone? How nice, I like the names of the land.
11:49 Why don't you sit there to start studying?
11:52 Can I sit there? My dermatologist recommends I stay with him.
11:57 Where your skin is more comfortable, James.
12:00 DJ, would you help me install your new friend?
12:04 It will be a pleasure, teacher Grodky.
12:07 Thank you for accepting me.
12:11 I know what it feels like to be new.
12:13 Yes, of course, feelings.
12:15 What can we play?
12:16 I want to bet on baseball stickers, but I don't have any.
12:19 The merchant said the boarding was delayed.
12:22 I don't know if I can play, but I'm going to bet on a baseball.
12:26 The boarding was delayed.
12:27 Maybe I can help you.
12:29 My dad works where they make them.
12:31 I bring them for everyone.
12:32 Great.
12:33 Think about all that gum.
12:35 Thank you, James.
12:36 Some are collection items.
12:38 A couple of these can pay me for college.
12:40 And the gum tastes like it lasts all day.
12:43 Wow, chewing gum, sports heroes and slacking off.
12:47 The break couldn't be better.
12:49 Yes, the only bad thing about this, in my opinion, is that it's very short.
12:53 If there was a way to extend the break.
12:55 Hey, they say that wanting is power.
12:57 I'm going to tell you a secret, friend.
13:02 There are things in this school that only we know.
13:05 See, James?
13:07 Ready, a pyramid.
13:09 Do you think that guy suspects something?
13:11 I know he does, but it doesn't matter.
13:13 Randall is a gossip, but he's not the brightest light in the closet.
13:16 Do you want to hurry?
13:17 I have a knee on my back.
13:19 Keep your eyes on the clock, friend.
13:22 [grunts]
13:23 [grunts]
13:29 Wow, they're really good.
13:31 James, you haven't seen anything yet.
13:34 Look how Mikey convinces the lady to give him more food.
13:38 Get bigger portions than the law dictates.
13:41 It all starts with a flower harvest in the prickly garden, and then we have...
13:45 Sunflower gossip.
13:46 Thank you, it was close.
13:50 Good, Mikey cuts the prickly flowers.
13:52 Then what?
13:53 Watch and learn.
13:55 Hello, ma'am.
13:57 Wow, today the food smells delicious.
14:01 Oh, thank you, Mikey.
14:02 Do you want peas or carrots?
14:04 Hmm, what a difficult decision.
14:06 Do you make them too?
14:08 That's why I decided to bring you this.
14:10 Asaleas, how pretty.
14:14 Combine with my mandatory net.
14:16 Mikey, don't tell anyone, but...
14:19 Good, that was excellent.
14:22 What do you think, James?
14:25 Don't you think it's great?
14:27 You guys have the gift.
14:29 Oh, the bell.
14:32 Easy, what's the hurry?
14:35 But we'll be late for class.
14:37 I don't think so, friend.
14:38 We like to avoid the crowd and the obstacles.
14:40 I don't like to run and push unless we play war.
14:44 Yes, but I don't want a delay.
14:45 James, take a deep breath.
14:47 Relax and follow us.
14:49 This secret helps us arrive on time.
14:53 Mikey, would you do the honors?
14:55 Delighted.
14:56 James, we'll watch TV at Vince's house.
15:12 Do you want to come?
15:13 I can't, I'll catch up with you later.
15:15 Come on, James.
15:17 Vince's mom bought fries and soda.
15:19 I'd love to, but I can't.
15:21 We have a house visit and I have...
15:23 To fix you up, don't say anymore.
15:24 We all have parents, James.
15:26 Goodbye.
15:28 Arrested.
15:29 It's the worst.
15:30 Poor James, he'll have to call his parents because he's new.
15:33 And it's all Randall's fault.
15:35 Yes, he's always whining.
15:37 It's not true.
15:38 It's not true!
15:39 The Raccoon ran to the men's bathroom.
15:50 Let's go get him.
15:51 Go ahead.
15:52 What's that noise?
15:59 I don't know, but I've been hearing it for three days.
16:01 It comes from that cubicle.
16:04 Superintendent Skinner, here they are.
16:07 Kingston, you and Prickly had a great idea.
16:09 So far I've protected the watch,
16:11 I searched the garden and assigned Finster to the side door.
16:14 No, the fools haven't realized what's going on.
16:17 In fact, they took our break.
16:20 I'll investigate more of your tricks and then I'll rest.
16:24 It's a way for an adult to make a living, isn't it, sir?
16:27 Yes, I'll send you my report. Goodbye.
16:29 I can't believe it. We treat him like a friend.
16:36 We accepted him to join us.
16:38 And all the time he was nothing but a traitor.
16:41 A grown traitor.
16:43 I think it's time to have a fist-to-tooth talk with him.
16:47 No, wait, I have another idea.
16:49 James doesn't know we know he's a snitch.
16:51 We have to teach him a lesson.
16:53 But how?
16:54 Well, uh, sorry, Randall, this is private.
16:57 Don't trust me, I understand.
16:59 For using forms of entry not authorized, among other things,
17:03 I cancel the break. I don't want to hear what you're talking about.
17:06 I'll come back later to see how you are.
17:08 Welcome to Mungaland.
17:11 You said it.
17:12 We have to get along with Prickly.
17:14 But how, TJ?
17:15 Remember we were going to be nice to him at the superintendent's visit?
17:18 I think that's the right thing to do.
17:20 Well, not anymore. We have to make the biggest joke in history.
17:23 Tomorrow, when Skinner walks in front of Prickly,
17:25 we'll soak him with a hose from the ceiling.
17:28 Yes, a fireman's hose.
17:30 Skinner will look like a drowned rat, and Prickly even worse.
17:33 Listen, each one will do their part.
17:35 Uh, I, TJ, I don't know.
17:37 I'm already in serious trouble.
17:39 Yes, let him intervene, he's new.
17:41 Good, I'll assign a low-risk position to him.
17:44 Now, pay attention.
17:45 Well, first we go up to the ceiling.
17:47 Don't worry, sir.
17:52 Superintendent Skinner will arrive in two minutes.
17:55 I knew it.
17:56 Superintendent, here they are.
17:59 Listen, there's a group of rebels planning an attack on his clothes.
18:02 Send security to the ceiling and I...
18:04 Hi, friend. Are you ready?
18:07 Uh, yeah, like never before.
18:08 Good, you just have to wait for Spinelli's signal.
18:10 Then you have to raise the flag to distract,
18:12 and when everyone turns around, we'll soak Skinner.
18:15 We go in, we go out, and no one gets hurt.
18:17 Yeah, but someone's going to get wet.
18:19 But a flag goes up very slowly.
18:21 How are you going to attract attention?
18:22 That's what the 400-BHP electric motor is for.
18:26 I'll fix this flag.
18:28 You just have to press this button.
18:30 The flag goes up.
18:31 Everyone says, "Look!"
18:32 And we complete our mission.
18:34 Yeah, this is going to be fabulous.
18:37 Laugh now, Deetwiler.
18:39 You and your friends are doomed to a childhood of punishment and extra homework.
18:43 Superintendent Skinner,
18:51 we're pleased to have you here in our school.
18:54 Yes, Prickly, I'm sure we are.
18:57 Hello, students and teachers of Primary 3.
19:00 It's really a pleasure to be in search of...
19:03 I mean, to be here with you.
19:05 When Director Prickly asked me to come here,
19:08 he promised he'd be more pleased than when I received his recorded invitation.
19:14 I hope this is true,
19:15 because the level of his school has fallen below everyone else this year.
19:20 Well, anyway, since I didn't prepare any speech, I'm afraid...
19:24 You never have a camera when you need it.
19:26 Prickly, you piece of crap, get me out of here!
19:29 No one laughs! No one laughs!
19:32 Who's to blame for this?
19:33 Randall?
19:34 He did it!
19:35 Thank you, friend.
19:38 Stone!
19:39 Yes, sir?
19:41 You're fired!
19:42 But, sir, I... It wasn't my fault.
19:44 It was the boys. They lied to me.
19:46 It's the boys' fault. You're 42 years old.
19:50 You're going to pay for this!
19:53 Madura!
19:54 There won't be any more James, but he's taken care of closing the shortcuts.
19:59 That's the good thing about the fourth year, Vince.
20:01 We'll always find new ones.
20:03 [music]
20:04 [music]
20:05 [music]
20:06 We will always find new ones.
20:08 (upbeat music)