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00:00 [THEME MUSIC]
00:03 [THEME MUSIC]
00:07 [HUMMING]
00:21 [HUMMING]
00:24 [HUMMING]
00:28 [THEME MUSIC]
00:31 [GIGGLES]
00:33 You know, how would you like some delicious hot bacon grease?
00:37 [CHOMPING]
00:39 [THEME MUSIC]
00:42 [CHOMPING]
00:45 [SIGHS]
00:46 Don't throw away that bacon grease.
00:49 Housewives of America, one of the most important things
00:52 you can do is to save your waste kitchen fats--
00:55 bacon grease, meat drippings, frying fats.
00:58 We and our allies need millions of pounds of fats
01:01 to help win the war.
01:04 For fats make glycerin, and glycerin makes explosives.
01:08 Every year, 2 billion pounds of waste kitchen fats
01:12 are thrown away.
01:12 [APPLAUSE]
01:16 Enough glycerin for 10 billion rapid-fire cannon shells.
01:21 A belt 150,000 miles long, six times around the Earth.
01:27 A skillet of bacon grease is a little munitions factory.
01:30 [GUNSHOTS]
01:32 Meat drippings sink Axis warships.
01:35 [EXPLOSION]
01:38 [EXPLOSION]
01:41 [THEME MUSIC]
01:44 Waste frying fats speed depth charges on their way
01:48 to crush Axis submarines.
01:49 [EXPLOSION]
01:52 [EXPLOSION]
01:56 [WATER SPLASHING]
02:00 Your pound of waste fat will give some boy at the front
02:03 an extra clip of cartridges.
02:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:08 Do you still want the bacon grease, Pluto?
02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:13 Pour your waste kitchen fats in a clean, wide-mouthed can.
02:19 That's right, not a glass jar or paper bag.
02:23 Please strain the fats through a kitchen sieve.
02:26 Keep in a cool, dark place so it won't become rancid.
02:30 When you have a pound or more, take it
02:33 to your neighborhood meat dealer, who
02:35 is patriotically cooperating.
02:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:40 [DOG BARKING]
02:43 He will weigh the fat and pay you for it.
02:47 [DOG SNORTING]
02:49 So you want weenies instead of money.
02:51 OK, catch him.
02:52 [DOG SNORTING]
02:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:01 Save waste fats to make explosives.
03:03 [EXPLOSION]
03:06 Look for the official insignia in your meat dealer's window.
03:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:16 you
03:18 [BLANK_AUDIO]