Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. Smockin | Match 12, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League
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00:00 Welcome to the following presentation of the Dozen trivia by Bar School Sports.
00:05 Is it Crime Dog, Fred McGriff?
00:08 Jesus! How in the hell?
00:10 The winners of the Dozen!
00:11 Yes!
00:12 I've heard of it!
00:13 Mad Boys! Mad Boys!
00:17 The movie's called Get F***ed.
00:19 And the heaviest of the Dozen!
00:22 That is correct! 14-13!
00:25 Billions!
00:26 Which stick selects?
00:28 Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred!
00:30 Ponies pulling out?
00:32 West End's a ball of smoke!
00:34 Champions of the day!
00:36 Let's get going!
00:38 Alright, it's the Dozen match.
00:44 3-49 overall.
00:46 The 13th match of Season 4 of the Dozen.
00:50 It is the last Tuesday in November.
00:53 We're recording this a little early, which is very funny for Ohio State, Michigan implications.
00:57 We're recording it before that game even happens.
00:59 Titus is like, "I thought we were doing this because Ohio State, Michigan.
01:02 Actually, this is not airing until after the game.
01:04 We just gotta get these out.
01:05 We gotta record these because we have Cyber Monday on Monday and all this stuff."
01:08 But, we got ZD, the number one ranked team in the Dozen.
01:12 They took down Team Minahan.
01:13 That made them number one.
01:14 Number one ranked team, ZD, Dave, Eddie, Clem.
01:16 First time ever going up against Smokin.
01:18 First time playing Titus and Ken Jack.
01:20 And they haven't played Mincy, who's the new member on this team.
01:23 They haven't played Mincy since Season 2.
01:27 Mincy looking good.
01:28 Mincy almost, almost didn't make it tonight if you were going to be in that poker tournament.
01:33 What are you going to do?
01:35 I had a shot at $130,000.
01:39 It's fine.
01:42 But here tonight, Dave, number one ranked team now.
01:45 This is post-Ohio State, Michigan playing Titus.
01:49 Tough to make--I mean, you know, we don't know what's going to happen.
01:52 What do you want us to do, Jeff?
01:53 What do you want us to do?
01:55 Well, I mean, do you have a--
01:56 I mean, no, this is trivia.
01:58 I mean, what?
01:59 Well, I mean, I'm just saying.
02:00 We don't know what the fuck's going to happen in the game, Jeff.
02:04 Titus, do you think you're going to be on the top of the end here?
02:07 Yeah, if we won, suck it, Dave.
02:09 If we lost, it was the refs and Michigan probably cheated.
02:13 So, that's my--
02:15 Those are the two outcomes.
02:16 Electric triggering, Jeff.
02:18 Like, I mean, what the fuck?
02:20 Right after this, this one we can speak on.
02:23 Right after this is the second episode of Surviving Barstool,
02:26 which I promise you is as crazy as anything.
02:31 So, tune in to Surviving Barstool.
02:33 It's fucking insane.
02:35 First time number one ranking, though, Dave.
02:37 I know you don't care, though.
02:38 This year, though, we did some real--top four teams get a bye now this year.
02:42 So, regular season means a little more or are you still on the prize tournament?
02:45 It doesn't matter.
02:46 Regular season, I call it basketball.
02:48 Who cares?
02:49 Number one means nothing.
02:51 Very fair, very fair.
02:52 Eddie and Clint.
02:53 I just wish we had a controller.
02:55 I get it.
02:56 We got to do the shows.
02:57 You got to play the games.
02:59 ZD is--we're a postseason ball club.
03:01 That's what we got to focus on.
03:03 This is nice, gets sharp, but, I mean, dinner, I can't turn my TV on.
03:09 Got things going on.
03:14 Your boys here, first team all dozen, they picked a new niche for you, MLB lineup card.
03:19 Do you like that or do you want an audible last second to food?
03:23 I trust my big boys.
03:24 Okay, I like that.
03:25 All right, so new niche for ZD tonight.
03:27 I'm very excited for it, actually, one of my favorite categories.
03:29 Other side, Titus, the Mincy experience, Ken Jack.
03:32 You guys played well last time, lost to close, but the Mincy experience is on a ride.
03:36 MVP, MVP.
03:38 Early on set, he's insane.
03:40 It's incredible how much Mincy's already our glue guy.
03:45 Do what I can.
03:46 Looking forward to it.
03:47 I like our team.
03:48 We're just going to bounce back and win today.
03:50 Here we go, 0-1 Smock in rank number 10, tough first loss, ZD 1-0 in that just insane first match against Dean Manahan.
03:58 24 questions, 12 rounds of trivia, 25th being the bonus round.
04:01 Double sip, the sponsored lifeline tonight.
04:04 You can answer a question two times.
04:06 You can pair that up with only one other lifeline, that being call a friend,
04:09 and then your third lifeline is the double up.
04:12 You can double up any category you want except for round 10.
04:15 That's already worth two points.
04:16 You can't use a call a friend or a double sip on anything worth two, and you also can't use a lifeline on a steal.
04:22 I had to explain that to Brandon Walker about 20 minutes ago, which is shocking.
04:25 He's played like 200 of these.
04:26 Here we go.
04:27 First category, Smock it up first every time, ZD up second.
04:30 Titus, final answer person for Smock and ZD, Dave, final answer person.
04:34 First category is Major League Baseball.
04:37 Major League Baseball.
04:38 Anyone want to double baseball?
04:41 Yeah, we will.
04:42 Jeff will double baseball.
04:43 Okay, baseball doubled up for ZD very early.
04:47 Here we go.
04:48 Smock and though for one point.
04:51 Chris Perez made two all-star teams while totaling 123 saves as the closer for this AL team from 2010 through 2013.
05:00 This is for Smock and for one point.
05:05 Should we make the call?
05:06 My first thought was, okay, I don't want to say anything.
05:09 Yeah, do you just want to make the call?
05:11 I have one.
05:12 I don't know it.
05:13 I have a Hail Mary guess, but I don't really feel super confident.
05:18 So if you want to call someone, yeah, call Clemmer.
05:21 It's always good because this is the one category we know that we're weakest on, even I think with Mincey.
05:27 Let's call Clemmer.
05:28 Clemmer is still here, I think.
05:30 I can probably go grab him.
05:31 Is that better?
05:32 Just call him because he's about to watch football.
05:34 So it's just--
05:35 Yeah.
05:40 Going to call Chris Clemmer?
05:41 It means ZD can't call Clemmer if they wanted to call him the rest of the match.
05:44 I forgot Clemmer even worked here.
05:48 Now I kind of want to bring him in.
05:54 Hello?
05:55 Hey.
05:56 Oh, you're in the office still?
05:57 Yes.
05:58 We're doing dozen.
06:00 Chris Perez made two All-Star teams while totaling 123 saves as the closer for this AL team from 2010 to 2013.
06:08 Read it again to me, please.
06:09 Chris Perez made two All-Star teams while totaling 123 saves as the closer for this AL team from 2010 to 2013.
06:17 Chris Perez?
06:21 I don't know.
06:22 I've never even heard of Chris Perez.
06:24 Chris Perez?
06:25 Chris Perez.
06:28 Christopher Perez.
06:30 I know it's-- it wouldn't be an AL East team.
06:32 I know that much.
06:33 I'd go with an AL West team.
06:39 Got to hang up in?
06:40 It's a total guess.
06:41 I have no idea.
06:42 I'm sorry.
06:43 That's all right, Clemmer.
06:44 I think this is the first time you've ever gotten worried.
06:46 Three, two, one.
06:48 Got to hang up.
06:49 All right, you have 10 seconds.
06:50 You have 10 seconds.
06:51 What was the Hail Mary?
06:53 Mine was Indians/Guardians was what I-- I'm like 15% on that.
07:00 But that's the only team that came to mind.
07:02 You had that guy that was a beast.
07:05 We'll go Indians, final answer.
07:09 One to one.
07:10 Whoa, there we go.
07:11 That is nice.
07:12 Did you guys know that?
07:14 That was my inkling was Indians, first team I thought of.
07:16 Here we go.
07:17 Might have gotten it.
07:18 Other side for two points.
07:21 John Axford totaled 105 saves as a closer for this NL team from 2010 to 2012
07:25 and was the 2011 Roll Aids reliever of the year.
07:29 Didn't know Antacid had it like that.
07:32 I think it's the Brewers, right?
07:33 That's what I thought, Brewers.
07:35 Yeah.
07:36 Brewers, final answer.
07:37 That is correct.
07:38 Two points on the board for ZD.
07:40 Two nothing early.
07:41 If it's a Smokin' match, that means lifelines are used early.
07:44 Celebrity matchup.
07:45 Any interest in doubling?
07:46 You want to double, KenJ?
07:48 Yeah, we should.
07:49 We usually do pretty well.
07:51 Let's double this, Jeff.
07:53 Here we go, another lifeline down.
07:55 Two points for Smokin' here.
07:57 If they get it right, ZD just worth one point.
07:59 You already got your double up.
08:01 The two celebrities mashed up in this photo is for Smokin' for one point.
08:04 Is it Rupert Grint and Hugh Grant?
08:08 No.
08:09 Yeah, yeah.
08:13 That feels --
08:15 It's definitely Rupert Grint.
08:17 Rupert Grint looks a lot like Hugh Grant's eyes, right?
08:25 Yeah.
08:28 Hang on.
08:33 Yeah, I think that's right.
08:35 Yeah, let's go with that final answer, Jeff.
08:39 Hugh Grant and Rupert Grint from Harry Potter.
08:42 Good stuff, KenJ.
08:44 Here we go, Ron Weasley.
08:46 Three to two, ZD to tie it up.
08:48 Name the two celebrities.
08:53 What's he from, Con?
08:56 Fuck.
08:57 I feel like I just saw something with him in it.
08:59 That's the only thing.
09:01 [Grunts]
09:03 [Sighs]
09:08 Fuck.
09:15 Ten seconds.
09:17 Dave, you got anything?
09:19 No, I do not, Clem.
09:21 Five.
09:23 Abe Lincoln on the outside?
09:25 I don't know.
09:26 Three, two, one.
09:28 No answer, Jeff.
09:29 We give no answer.
09:30 Wow.
09:31 That was crazy that you said Abe Lincoln because that's Daniel Day Lewis and it's
09:34 Abe Lincoln in the middle and then Bill Hader on the outside.
09:37 Bill Hader?
09:38 That's what I thought too, KenJ.
09:39 Let's go with that final answer, Jeff.
09:40 That's crazy you said Abe Lincoln.
09:42 Yeah, that is Daniel Day Lewis.
09:45 They don't play Lincoln and Bill Hader.
09:47 The NBA is the next category, the NBA.
09:49 Smokin, three points there.
09:52 They lead four to two.
09:55 NBA.
09:56 Smokin, you have your double sip presented by Body Armor.
09:58 ZD, you have your colophane and your double sip.
10:00 You can't call it Clemmer, but I don't know if you would anyway.
10:02 Here we go.
10:03 NBA.
10:05 A career one-time all-star, who was the starting point guard for the Bucs
10:08 Eastern Conference Finals run in 2001?
10:11 I know this.
10:12 Yeah, go ahead, Mince.
10:14 I mean, it's Sam Cassell, right?
10:17 He was there in the big three with him, Ray Allen, and Bill Glenn Robinson,
10:20 the big three.
10:22 I love that.
10:23 Yeah, that feels right.
10:25 I'm just trying to think.
10:26 He was never on another all-star team.
10:28 Yeah, that would feel right.
10:29 Cassell was always good, but not great.
10:30 I remember that team.
10:31 Yeah, okay.
10:33 Listen, we brought in Ben Mintz for a reason, and the reason was round three
10:37 NBA questions.
10:39 Here we go on Sam Cassell, final answer.
10:42 [Bell ringing]
10:43 That is correct.
10:44 Let's call Mincey, baby.
10:45 Let's call Mincey.
10:46 ZD to make it five to three.
10:49 What former rookie of the year was the starting point guard for the Trail
10:52 Blazers Western Conference Finals runs in 1999 and 2000?
10:56 Is that Damon Stoudemire?
10:57 That's the first one that comes to mind.
10:59 Oh, oh, oh.
11:00 Hold on.
11:01 Sorry, I read their question completely wrong.
11:03 I think so, yep.
11:04 I remember in NBA 2K they always said Mighty Mouse,
11:06 and that was him with the Raptors.
11:08 That was him with the Raptors rookie of the year.
11:10 So I'd say I think you're right, Eddie.
11:12 Damon Stoudemire.
11:13 Damon Stoudemire, final answer.
11:15 [Bell ringing]
11:16 Five to three, that's correct.
11:17 Back and forth we go.
11:19 Music next category.
11:21 You guys should hear the answers that bounce around in my head.
11:23 Like they're so off.
11:25 I got Bonzi Wells.
11:27 That's not the worst.
11:29 It's a good name to have in your head for the dozen.
11:32 I will say that.
11:34 Five to three, here we go.
11:36 No one has their double, so it doesn't matter.
11:38 Here we go.
11:40 What is the title of this 1996 song?
11:42 '96 song, this is for Smockin'.
11:45 [Music]
11:55 Barely Breathing by Duncan Cheek.
11:58 Is that right, Skin Jack?
12:00 Barely Breathing sounds -- I can think of them saying that in this song.
12:03 I am barely breathing, I can't find the air.
12:07 I'm pretty sure it's Barely Breathing.
12:11 All right, we're going to go final answer, Barely Breathing.
12:13 I like it.
12:15 [Bell ringing]
12:16 Six to three.
12:17 Dang, Titus loads his music every time, dude.
12:19 ZD, can I get six to four?
12:22 '97 song.
12:25 [Music]
12:32 Words can't say.
12:34 I think it's All For You.
12:35 All For You, final answer.
12:36 That is correct, six to four.
12:38 Wow.
12:39 Good job, Ed.
12:41 Sister Hazel.
12:42 College basketball.
12:44 That's true.
12:46 That is correct, Mincey.
12:47 College Hoops, this is for Smockin'.
12:52 Marshawn Brooks' first team all-conference in 2011
12:54 after averaging 24.6 points per game in his senior year
12:57 for this at-the-time Big E school reminder.
12:59 At-the-time means they could still be there.
13:01 I don't know about you, but they were there the year I'm asking for.
13:03 Oh, Marshawn Brooks was -- oh, fuck, 2011.
13:07 Mincey, help me out.
13:11 I mean, my instincts are thinking, is it Pitt?
13:16 I'm not totally sure.
13:18 I'm honestly not sure.
13:19 Marshawn Brooks.
13:20 At-the-time Big East, so it could be a team that went to --
13:23 you know, Big East that went to ACC, went to Pitt and Syracuse.
13:25 He didn't play team.
13:28 I really don't know.
13:31 God, there were so many fucking Big East teams.
13:35 Four.
13:36 We'll go Providence, final answer.
13:39 That is correct.
13:40 [Laughter]
13:42 Titus.
13:44 There you go, Titus.
13:45 I'm right with the yeses, dude.
13:47 Let's go.
13:48 I'm trying to sandbag you or not here.
13:51 No, I mean, I had like a -- that's the name that popped into my head,
13:55 but I didn't know.
13:56 To make it 7-5.
13:58 Aaron Gray was first team all-conference in 2006-2007
14:01 after averaging over Pitt.
14:03 Final answer.
14:04 That is correct.
14:05 7-5.
14:06 That was big because he clearly knew the Providence one.
14:08 7-5.
14:10 Movies next category.
14:12 Titus is fucking like long shots.
14:13 He nailed it every time, man.
14:15 Movies to make it 8-5.
14:18 2003, action comedy.
14:20 Dwayne Johnson plays a bounty hunter who teams up with his bounty.
14:24 The Treasure Hunter played by Sean William Scott.
14:26 The Rundown.
14:27 The Rundown?
14:28 Yeah.
14:29 Yeah.
14:30 Final, Jeff.
14:33 8-5 to make it 8-6 going into the bonus round.
14:37 They did not miss once in that first half.
14:41 1999, action comedy.
14:43 Martin Lawrence plays a thief who disguises himself as a cop
14:45 and gets paired with a real cop played by Luke Wilson.
14:50 45 seconds.
14:54 This isn't when he's dressed up as like a grandma, is it?
14:57 Yeah, I don't think it's that.
15:01 I don't know if it's this one.
15:04 Blue Streak was the first one I thought of.
15:06 I just remember disguising himself and if Luke Wilson is definitely in it.
15:09 He is definitely in it?
15:11 I don't know if Luke Wilson is definitely in it,
15:13 but I know that is one of the --
15:15 That name makes sense.
15:16 He's disguising himself as a cop, Blue Streak.
15:20 Who do we call?
15:21 Ken Jackson or Movie Guy?
15:22 Kirk or Vinny, I don't know who we could call.
15:25 Blue Streak, final answer.
15:27 8-6 going into the bonus round.
15:30 Good trivia played right now.
15:32 Every question was answered in that first half.
15:34 It is regular traditional bonus round time.
15:37 Here we go.
15:38 [MUSIC]
15:40 Time to make the numbers.
15:44 Big Four sports, hockey, basketball, football, and baseball.
15:47 Smocking, you'll go first every time.
15:49 You're naming the last seven Big Four sports franchises
15:52 to make consecutive finals appearance.
15:55 Consecutive appearances in the championship of each league,
15:59 not conference finals, championship of each league.
16:02 There's seven in each sport.
16:04 There's seven in each sport.
16:06 Smocking, you're up first.
16:07 Edie, you're up second for the most after five rounds, gets two points.
16:09 Here we go.
16:10 Timer begins.
16:11 I've got to guarantee one of them.
16:12 One second, one second.
16:13 Watch, hold on.
16:15 Timer begins.
16:18 Now.
16:19 Go ahead, Mitzi.
16:20 Astros.
16:22 Astros.
16:24 [Buzzer]
16:26 Golden State Warriors.
16:28 Golden State Warriors.
16:30 [Buzzer]
16:32 Cleveland Cavaliers.
16:34 Yeah.
16:36 [Buzzer]
16:37 Buffalo Bills, right?
16:39 No.
16:40 I don't know.
16:41 That's a long time ago.
16:42 That's going to definitely make it.
16:44 Patriots?
16:45 Two.
16:46 No.
16:47 Patriots.
16:48 One.
16:49 Buffalo Bills.
16:50 [Buzzer]
16:51 Two to two.
16:52 I mean, if we just go ahead and use the Patriots.
16:55 I don't know if they did.
16:59 Let's do Denver Broncos.
17:02 Denver Broncos.
17:03 Broncos.
17:04 [Buzzer]
17:05 Three to two.
17:06 Do we like the Spurs?
17:10 I know the Lightning.
17:13 Five.
17:14 Tampa Bay Lightning.
17:16 [Buzzer]
17:17 Lakers.
17:18 Lakers.
17:19 Yep.
17:20 Lakers.
17:21 [Buzzer]
17:22 Four to three.
17:25 I think it's the Spurs.
17:27 I don't think Spurs is bad.
17:29 Spurs.
17:30 [Buzzer]
17:31 Can we take Celtics now?
17:32 Can we say Celtics now?
17:33 Because they played the Lightning.
17:34 I got one that's for sure if we need it.
17:37 Rangers.
17:40 Texas Rangers.
17:41 Rangers.
17:42 Rangers.
17:43 Rangers.
17:44 [Buzzer]
17:45 To stay alive.
17:46 The Heat.
17:47 Yep, that's what I was going to say.
17:50 Miami Heat.
17:51 [Buzzer]
17:52 Yeah, Celtics.
17:55 Celtics, right?
17:58 I got one.
17:59 I got one for sure.
18:00 Hey, hey, hey.
18:01 Kansas City Chiefs.
18:02 Chiefs.
18:03 Chiefs.
18:04 What did you say?
18:05 Tell me.
18:06 Chiefs.
18:07 Chiefs.
18:08 Chiefs.
18:09 [Buzzer]
18:10 Celtics.
18:11 Wait, I don't think that's right.
18:12 Me neither.
18:13 No, no, I think it's the Lakers.
18:14 Back to back.
18:15 Well, you've got to be in -- to make --
18:18 Oh, just two in a row?
18:19 Two in a row.
18:20 Oh, yeah, Celtics, definitely.
18:21 All right, all right.
18:22 [Buzzer]
18:23 Incorrect.
18:24 Not on the list.
18:25 Oh, what an okey-doke.
18:26 Is that game?
18:27 That is game.
18:28 10-6.
18:29 I knew it the whole time.
18:30 I knew it the whole time.
18:31 What a work by you.
18:32 I knew it the whole time.
18:33 I knew it the whole time.
18:34 I work by me. I gotta be honest. I don't make four in a row. So Patriots definitely. What
18:43 are we talking about? They want to say four in a row. We tried to answer that 12 times
18:50 and Mincy kept cutting us off. You got mad at him at one point. I know. But can be see
18:59 this is why I get Mincy in the offseason dude. He's so good. I love him. He's a fucking monster.
19:06 He's the destroyer. How is it? Oh, because you can go. I didn't even understand the question.
19:12 Like the Celtics are more recent than the Bills. But NBA there's been more repeats.
19:18 So it's just it's seven in each sport. What the Pat the Pats beat the Seahawks. Pats did
19:23 it a couple of times. Who did the Lakers play in that other one where they back to back?
19:28 Lot in their Royals, Yankees, a lot of hockey obviously missed. I thought I thought I'd
19:33 be four in a row. Yeah, that's that's fair. That does change the thinking quite a bit.
19:37 That's why I went very hard at the Bills there. That's why I said the Bills for they lost
19:44 four in a row. Four point lead half the game left to lifeline. One lifeline for Schmock
19:52 college football next category college football. This is for. Why the fuck was I saying no
19:59 to the Patriots? The Oklahoma wide receiver totaled three thousand two hundred thirty
20:04 six receiving yards and caught thirty one TDs from 0 1 through 0 4 before becoming a
20:07 first round pick by the Ravens. The guy I should know this Jason Jason Jason White playing
20:14 quarterback. First round pick but now I'm blanking on this and I should know it.
20:21 Is a receiver for them then? Receiver for Ravens 0 4. I don't know and I'm asking myself.
20:33 And Quan Bolden, where did he play college? He was Florida State. He was Florida State
20:37 but who was there other receivers? He was Cardinals. Five. Four. No. Three. Two. One.
20:44 Two. I don't know. We have no answer. We have no answer. Twenty seconds other side. I'm
20:49 wrong. I said cake. It was not cake. I thought you said Hollywood Brown but that's obviously
20:55 way later. Can we phone on a steal? Not a steal. Who did who did the 0 1 0 4? 0 4 Ravens.
21:07 Who did they 5 4 4 3 2. Mark Clayton. Mark Clayton. To make it ten to seven. This Texas
21:21 wide receiver told 3866 receiving yards and caught thirty six touchdowns from 2000 through
21:26 2003 before becoming a first round pick by the Lions. We talked about this ad right?
21:31 Roy Williams. Well, I think I don't I think that's too early though, dude. I think Roy
21:36 Williams was the later draft. Right? I don't think so. Weren't we? I thought we were looking
21:46 at the uh Roy Williams final answer. That is correct. Ten to seven. ZD claws back a
21:50 little bit down three now. It's still. Television next category. This is for Smockin.
22:01 Following human sexuality research pioneers, Michael Sheen and Lizzie Kaplan started this
22:05 Showtime period drama from 2013 through 2016. **** It's like the art of sex or something
22:14 like that or like do you remember? Yeah. **** I like
22:26 it. It's not like sex education. It's like the the
22:34 I know I need an answer from Titus in five four. I don't want to give anything away.
22:43 The art of the art of sex. Final answer. Other side. I have no clue. I was going to say like
22:50 sex ed or something like a fuzzy name like that. Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, on
22:55 Showtime, I feel like they'd have something better than that but we got nothing better
22:58 than that. 10 seconds. Sex ed. Final answer. Ken Jack was very close. It's the masters
23:05 of sex. The masters of sex. I never watched it. I thought it was going to be like a sexy
23:10 show but it wasn't. It was boring. It's like a ten to eight. **** I'm sorry guys. Disfunctional
23:15 family who runs a funeral home. Peter Krause and Michael Seale starting this HBO drama
23:19 from 2001 to 2005. It's a six feet under. I believe so. Six feet under. Final answer.
23:26 That is correct. Ten to eight. Good call. They've wasted no time in the finals tonight.
23:30 Ten to eight. ZD back down to NFL next category. Double for Smokin and for ZD. Body armor.
23:40 Call a friend available from ZD. RNS Battle JJ Stokes and Ty Streets each started over
23:46 twenty-five games at Y2C before NFC team in the 2000s. Where the **** is Ty Streets? I'm
23:54 pretty pretty sure this is Green Bay. It's almost a new Mincy noise there. JJ Stokes
24:05 sounds like Green Bay. I think they took because he went to the Packers I think. Yeah, that
24:11 feels that feels vaguely familiar Mincy. Um. I mean, I saw it but. Ten seconds. You okay
24:18 with that Ken Jack? Five. Uh yeah, since we lost Donnie and gained Mincy, our timeline
24:24 of NFL shifted severely back from my knowledge of football. Packers. So, niners. It's niners?
24:32 Okay. Well, Stokes was drafted by the Niners. I don't know if he went anywhere else. I know
24:36 for a fact he was drafted by the Niners. Battling Streets. Yeah. Ty Streets, I thought was
24:40 on the Giants but you'd know that. Cardinals came to me but if you. Cardinals, yeah. I
24:45 don't know if JJ Stokes ended up on the Cardinals. Need something in. But I know for a fact.
24:50 Forty-niners final answer. Ten to nine. ZD down one now. Oh, let us down. That a boy.
24:55 To tie it up. To tie it up. What a boy. Kevin Walter, Jabbar Gaffney, and Corey Bradford
25:00 each started over twenty-five games wide for what AFC team in the 2000s. Chargers? I think
25:06 it's I think it's the Texans. Kevin Walter. Jabbar was definitely on. Uh no, I'm I think
25:15 Jabbar. It's possible. Possible Jags. Can we double dip? Who who are the two? Who do
25:23 you have, Colin? I mean, I just remember Kevin Walter on the Texans which is a disgusting
25:28 thing to. I think Gaffney was on the Texans as well actually and Bradford now that you're
25:32 saying it. I think it's the Texans. Okay. Texans final answer. We are knotted up at
25:36 ten. That's a that a boy. It's too far back. It's **** NFL **** Clem. Niche time. It's sports
25:44 niche. Indiana, mister basketball for Smockin. Indiana mister. Uh MLB lineup cards for ZD.
25:54 Indiana mister basketball to make it twelve to ten. Here we go, Mincey. You got this.
26:00 Kevin Ault. When Indiana mister basketball 1996 and then went off to play for Missouri
26:05 State after playing high school ball at what school? Uh Kevin Ault was um I think he was
26:16 playing awesome. Yeah, definitely. He was. Yeah, he was. I was pretty I was thinking
26:25 it through. I'm not allowed to think it through, Jeff. Can I use the time allotted to think
26:28 it through? I think Dave said Dave's one that said you're playing possum. I didn't say it.
26:33 It's uh Warsaw final answer. That is correct. Twelve to ten. ZD. Here's how it's gonna work.
26:40 You're gonna see a lineup card. There's gonna be some names on it and some not. Some positions
26:45 will be blank and you'll see the starting picture. Here we go. Uh here it is. Identify
26:50 the MLB team based on this partial lineup card from 2006. A's. Yup. That's that. Yup.
27:01 That's the A's. A's final answer. Twelve to twelve. One of the best matches of the year
27:06 so far. Here we go. Next category is chain restaurants. Chain restaurants. You both have
27:11 your double set presented by Body Armor. ZD, you have your call a friend as well. Here
27:17 we go. This is we've never done this before. This is a brand new one. I'm going to read
27:21 you three different chains. You have to identify if they're Coke or Pepsi. Oh ****. What the
27:28 ****? They they it's not it's not if they all couple caveats. It's only US and it's
27:37 um that currently serve in our partners with Coke and Pepsi. They may not all serve the
27:43 same thing. So, it may Jeff, Jeff, I thought Jeff, round ten is the niche category. Why
27:48 are you giving ZD two niches back to them? This is so the answer could be Pepsi, Pepsi,
27:55 Pepsi could be Coke, Coke. So, it might not all be the same. You'll have extra time for
28:00 this. You have a minute since it's three answers. Here we go. This is for Smocking to make it
28:04 thirteen to twelve. Identify each of these three chains based on whether they serve Coke
28:11 or Pepsi products. Papa John's, Five Guys, and Buffalo Wildling. That is Papa John's
28:17 is is Pepsi City. I think I'm in a Five Guys in so long. I think they're Coke, aren't they?
28:24 Yeah, I I I I honestly, I don't know if I've ever had five guys. Um Buffalo Wildlings just
28:31 reeks of Pepsi. I was going to say B Dub's is Coke. I think B Dub's is Coke. I'm I'm
28:40 fine with like Pepsi, Coke, Coke but what do you think? I know you're a lot of drinks.
28:46 You got anything? I don't know. We're going. We're going Pepsi, Coke, Coke. Final answer.
28:55 They had it. It's Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi, I believe, right? I don't know Papa John's but I know
29:00 it's Coke, Pepsi. So, yeah, Papa John's is Pepsi. So, what is it? Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi.
29:06 You heard the man. Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi. Put it on the board. V has the lead thirteen twelve.
29:11 Drink those sugar drinks down. To make it fourteen to twelve. Identify each of these
29:20 three chains based on whether they serve Coke or Pepsi products. Little Caesars, Panera,
29:23 and Outback. As same as the other side, double sip and you have your call a friend if you
29:29 want to use it. There's a one more round left. Nobody can win here. Ed, do you know Caesars
29:35 because I don't have any here. I got I got I got I got Caesars for sure. I'm pretty sure
29:40 Panera is Coke. Me too. I would think they're they started me as a Coke brand. Then Outback
29:45 it's been years. I think Outback's Coke too. I do too because I they serve it I think in
29:50 the red. The old tumblers? No, actually they don't. I don't know. I don't know an Outback.
29:56 My gut says Pepsi, Coke, Coke. Should we should we double dip on this? Oh, we should. Yes,
30:02 we should. But we won't know which ones are wrong. I will. I know for a fact Little Caesars
30:07 is Pepsi. All right. We're going to double dip. Jeff, double sip. First guess. First
30:13 guess. Pepsi, Coke, Coke. Pepsi, Coke, Coke. Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Outback maybe where
30:20 we're wrong, right? So Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi then would be Outback. Yes. Are
30:26 you sure Panera's Coke? I'm not. Four. Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi. Pepsi, Coke, Pepsi, Jeff. Other
30:34 side it's Pepsi, Coke. What is it? I think it's Pepsi, Pepsi, Coke. Pepsi, Pepsi, Coke?
30:44 I think. I've never been to a Little Caesars, but that smells like that reeks of Pepsi as
30:48 well. All right. We'll just we'll roll with it. Pepsi, Pepsi, Coke. Final answer. We're
30:55 tied back up 13-19. Dude, we should have used the double dip for our question, by the way.
31:02 We fucked that up. Classic Lifeline fuck up. Maybe a better pair than Smokin and fucking
31:07 up Lifelines. Yeah. Geography, last category. Geography, last category. This is for Smokin
31:13 to take the lead. Cannot win it here. Take the lead. We're going to use our double dip,
31:18 by the way. The third largest city by population in the United States. I begin to letter Y
31:22 is this city in Arizona? 35 seconds. Yuma, right? 310 to Yuma, like the movie. Isn't
31:30 that in Arizona? That's our first guess. Maybe like Yukon or Yuka or Yellowstone. Fucking
31:45 what else? I like Yuma as a first guess. Yeah. All right. We're using the double dip presented
31:53 by Body Armor, Jeff. The first guess is Yuma. 14-13. Beating the Senate to overtime. Smokin
32:04 once again in the same position. It's unbelievable. It's just unbelievable. Here we go. We have
32:13 our double dip too. No, we don't. We are flawed. The third largest city by population in the
32:18 United States. I begin to the letter H is this city in Nevada? 35 seconds. Who would
32:24 be our geography? Would that be a KB thing? Does anyone have KB's number? I don't know.
32:31 I can call him. Yeah, KB is geography. Yeah. H. I think I actually know this. Can we call
32:39 one of them, Jeff? We have no guesses. Do you want to call me? You have your call a
32:48 friend. Do you want to call him? Is there not? There's not a Hoover in Nevada, is there?
32:51 You want to call or not? Because you have now either. Yeah, we're going to call. Who
32:57 does I have his number? I think I haven't called him forever. All right. I'm calling
33:02 KB. Oh, it's good to call from the boss, man. Come on, KB. Be scared. Beat your nervous
33:12 to answer, KB. Automatic voice message. Oh, Henderson, Henderson, Henderson. Final answer.
33:32 Oh my God. A lot of extra time after that call, Jeff. They get a lot of time after the
33:40 call. That's how that works. You got your Jeff to the Clem one. I knew that was just
33:44 smocking. Once again, you are going to overtime. I believe over half of the overtime matches
33:54 in the history of this show. The fucking charges of the dozen Jeff overtime showdown bonus
34:02 round for overtime. Closest guest battle. Titus, you'll pick someone to go. Dave, you'll
34:06 pick someone to go. Can I help your teammates? Closest guest gets a point. First team to
34:10 three points wins the match. KB, no swag. A little bit late, buddy. I bet he's sweating.
34:17 I bet he's sweating so hard. He's traveling too. If I remember correctly, I think he's
34:25 traveling. Either do not disturb guy that might have something to do with it. Here we
34:29 go. Closest guest. If you're over, higher, below, it doesn't matter. No prices, right
34:33 rules. It's long after closer. If you get it dead on, you get two points. First team
34:36 to get three right or three points wins a bonus round. Titus, we're going to have to
34:40 go first. I'm going to go first. Jeff. Dave, who do you want to have go first? I will go
34:46 first. Jeff, for your preview of Ohio State, Michigan, which we go. OK. Want to talk about
34:50 so badly. Here we go. Here's the question. Career playoff games started by John Elway.
35:03 Career playoff games started by John Elway. Ohio State, Michigan. Do appreciate before
35:18 the match. Titus did think that this is why we were doing this matchup. He said all the
35:23 time. Here we go. Pens down in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Titus, reveal first. 16. Dave, reveal first.
35:38 22. Correct answer is 21. Titus, who do you want to have go next? We'll do Ken Jack. That
35:48 was a brilliant preview of the game. I will have Eddie go second. Ken Jack versus Eddie.
35:59 Here is the question. Ken Jack versus Eddie. Two and a half men episodes. Appearances by
36:08 Ashton Kutcher. Number of times Ashton Kutcher appeared in two. This is great because both
36:13 of these have told me many times they both hate network TV. So this is a perfect matchup.
36:17 Two and a half men appearances by Ashton Kutcher. Episodes. 1-0 ZD. Eddie, if you get this dead
36:24 on, ZD wins the match. Jesus. That's the Eddie rule, right? Eddie got it head on. It is the
36:31 Eddie rule. That is true. Pens down in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ken Jack. I think it was just
36:45 a season. 16. Eddie. I hope it was more than that. I got 77. Correct answer is 84. Now
36:57 put them away. Climb to that dog shit show. Here we go. Put them away. Clem versus Mincy.
37:04 2020 US census population of Fargo, North Dakota. Population of Fargo, North Dakota.
37:15 Damn it. My pen doesn't work. Just let him go first. You're up first. So you can. Yeah,
37:32 you're up. Eddie, if you hold yours up, Nancy can just say it out loud. You guys done? You
37:35 guys ready? Yeah. Eddie, put your hands up. Climb. Climb. Climb. Climb. Okay. I'm not
37:41 93,200. 93,200. I 230,000. 230,000 from Clem. The correct answer is. Where is it? I don't
37:54 fucking see it. 125,000 smocking still alive. Titus, who do you want to have go next? Mincy
38:04 again. Can we do Mincy again? Yeah, you can. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do Mincy again. Let's ride
38:09 the hot hand. I'll go. Okay. Here we go. Rotten Tomatoes critic score for a bug's life. Rotten
38:19 Tomatoes critic score for a bug's life. Could not have gotten a worse question. Anyone gets
38:32 a dead on, they win the match. Smocking, you get it. You tie it up. Dave, anything from
38:36 you, you guys win. Mincy. Pen working now? I mean, it's not very strong, but. Okay. What's
38:44 your guess? 71. Dave, what's your guess? 94. Correct answer is 92. ZD has won the match.
38:55 That is the final score. I'll start with you. The legend grows with smocking. It's unbelievable.
39:03 Yeah. I don't know what it just, can you copy and paste my comments from the last 12 matches
39:09 we've played? From the last, since the beginning of last season, they are 0, 5, and 3 in matches
39:17 out of my 2.0. It's almost all their matches like this, unreal. They played three overtime
39:22 matches. It's crazy. Yeah. Hell of a script you write when we play, Jeff. Hell of a script.
39:29 The script is incredible. Yeah, that won't fuel the Jeff writes it for ZD. Jeff wins
39:35 this air. This air is the Wednesday after Cyber Monday or Tuesday, Tuesday, day after
39:39 Cyber Monday. Yeah. I mean, just want to say shout out again, Mincy MVP of our team. I
39:44 kind of let us down today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You, you did great. You did absolutely
39:48 great. Dave, four point comeback. Yeah. Great comeback. That's what championship teams do.
39:54 We never out of it. I'm glad I was able to contribute a little bit when the chips are
39:58 down. So overall look, look lean and I don't know that's word, but very, very proud of
40:04 the guys. We just put up wins, but again, it's the post season for this team. It's the
40:09 post season for ZD. We have a singularly focused. We got to be ready to go when the bright lights
40:14 come on. Really great match. One of the, probably the best match of the season so far. So you
40:22 said to us last time that was also a second loss. That's a loss by one in the last round.
40:27 Jeff, Jeff, are we going to be the, are we going to be this year? Like the first team
40:32 that never won a match, but still make the playoffs. Cause we got sent to overtime so
40:36 many times. The analytics say we're really good, but we'll give you a non top 10 matchup
40:43 next time. We'll we'll we'll the schedule. We'll leave it out. You played two of the
40:46 best teams before you were one of them. Here we go. That again, watch surviving bar. So
40:51 if you're watching this live in November, I promise you it's just this, this one is
40:58 on. They're all amazing. This one is fucking, it's something else. That's it. Thank you
41:02 to body armor. Thank you for participating in boss cyber Monday. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
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