Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00This is our segment, Time Machine.
00:01Wow!
00:05The personality that I am thinking of calling today
00:10and I have been preparing for it since childhood.
00:13Wow!
00:13When I was in my 8th grade,
00:19our school taught us a book.
00:23The writer of that book was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
00:27Yes.
00:28He wrote a lot of things.
00:31But he made a fictional character
00:36which does not exist.
00:40He named him Sherlock Holmes.
00:42Oh, wow!
00:44He is a private detective.
00:47He helps the police and the royal family.
00:52He is British.
00:53When I read that book, I think his name was Dancing Man.
00:57The first story.
00:59There is a man who gets letters
01:01on which a dancing man is written.
01:03Okay.
01:04Sherlock decodes it.
01:08He has to decode the code
01:11in which there is a dancing man.
01:13Sometimes, he lifts a leg.
01:15Sometimes, he makes a dance step.
01:16Okay.
01:17What does it mean?
01:19He decodes it.
01:21He fascinated me so much
01:26that this character, Sherlock Holmes,
01:28is the most adapted character
01:32for stories, films, dramas,
01:38series and theatres in the world.
01:42He is the most adopted character.
01:45He is the most shown character.
01:47It is possible that
01:50if there is a series
01:52which I have not seen,
01:54I am a fan of this man.
01:56So, I thought
01:57why not call that character in front of you today.
02:00Then make a short story so that he can go back there.
02:04Mr. Haroon, Benedict Cumberbatch has done a great job
02:07in the character of Sherlock Holmes.
02:09Okay, what you have said
02:11is what I have felt.
02:13Wow!
02:14I mean, he has done a great job.
02:16He has done justice.
02:17I thought Robert Downey Jr. has done a great job.
02:20But Cumberbatch has done a great job.
02:24He has done a great job.
02:25Mr. Agha has understood only Cumber.
02:30I would have painted him as Jahil Jaya.
02:32I have seen all three seasons of Netflix.
02:35Wow!
02:36He is saying that he has seen all three seasons.
02:38Okay, tell me the name of the villain.
02:39Moriarty.
02:40Wow!
02:42Wow!
02:43Moriarty is known as Fatty Alty.
02:47By the way, I feel that until Dr. Watson comes
02:49with Sherlock Holmes, it will be incomplete.
02:52Okay, let's do one thing.
02:53Let's call his friend, his roommate..
02:56Okay.
02:57..his partner and his actually fictional publisher.
03:01Let's call Dr. Watson. What do you think?
03:04Let's call him.
03:04Let's call him.
03:12Ladies, brothers and few others.
03:17I present to you, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
03:21Wow!
03:23Come.
03:24Wow!
03:26Come.
03:27Hello, Sherlock Holmes.
03:29Dr. Watson.
03:32You too, Dr. Watson.
03:35Come back.
03:37Sherlock.
03:38Sherlock will be incomplete.
03:40Call him. Let's call Dr. Watson.
03:42I didn't like him.
03:44Call him. Call my friend.
03:45Hi.
03:46Come, Dr. Watson.
03:49Welcome.
03:49He is in trouble, sir.
03:52I have brought a chair for Dr. Watson.
03:54Let it be.
03:56First of all, let me introduce you to Chanjardhi Pawarchand.
04:03Please be seated.
04:05Thank you very much.
04:06How did you call me?
04:08I called you because I am your biggest fan.
04:13You know, I have a good sense.
04:17Yes.
04:17I have caught many thieves and robbers.
04:20Yes.
04:20I have caught many frauds.
04:21I have caught many murderers too.
04:23Yes, of course.
04:24My friend, Dr. Watson.
04:27Yes.
04:27He was my client.
04:28Are you working on a case these days?
04:31Yes, I am working on a case.
04:33On which case?
04:35A robber has been murdered at a place.
04:38Oh, okay.
04:39I went there.
04:40Why?
04:42The problem was very bad.
04:43And your lantern is being kept at another place.
04:45That's why you are working there.
04:46Because the murderer can't be there.
04:48Yes.
04:50He has left his job.
04:51Okay.
04:53So where are you looking for him?
04:54Now I am looking for him.
04:57With a gun.
04:58Oh.
04:59He does the same.
05:00He plays with words.
05:01Yes.
05:01He will never give you the right answer.
05:04He will always keep you busy.
05:06He will do such things that you will be surprised.
05:08Yes.
05:09Sometimes he will jump from a building.
05:10Yes.
05:11Sometimes he will drop himself in the water.
05:13Sometimes he will break your friendship.
05:15Because he knows that he is going to be attacked.
05:17Yes.
05:17And the reason is not that he is leaving Watson.
05:20He is ending his friendship.
05:22So that he doesn't get attacked.
05:24So that he is there.
05:25And I can observe who is doing it.
05:27Listen, if I am not speaking.
05:28Yes.
05:29Then you can play the pipani and chase the rats.
05:34Listen.
05:34I have recognized you.
05:36Yes.
05:37You are greedy for food.
05:38Why don't you chase the dogs?
05:41I have recognized you once.
05:43You are making fun of me.
05:44He has become very funny.
05:46No.
05:47Listen.
05:47I can say that he is very..
05:48You are making fun of me.
05:50You do this.
05:51He is very talented.
05:52He is a very stylish artist.
05:53Thank you very much.
05:54He is very conscious because of his hair.
05:56Ask him. No.
05:57No.
05:58How do you know?
05:59When he sees someone's hair, he cries.
06:01He is sad.
06:02He is sad.
06:05He is like Sharlak Dhana or Najumi Faiyaz Ali Shah.
06:10This is what I mean.
06:11My sixth sense has worked very well.
06:13The boy sitting behind his moustache.
06:15Yes.
06:16I can tell you that his hair is not his own.
06:20This is amazing.
06:22Very good.
06:23From such a long distance.
06:25I am your true fan.
06:27How did you guess this?
06:29I watch your show secretly.
06:33And the boy sitting next to him..
06:34He is called Amanat.
06:36Yes.
06:37Because of him, your show got stopped.
06:41I forgot to introduce him to you.
06:44No problem. You can talk to him.
06:47Okay.
06:48I will..
06:48Hello.
06:50I was asking him to introduce him to me.
06:51Okay.
06:52This router is so big.
06:54It can fit a man's pant.
06:57Mr. Arun.
06:58The man who has a pen.
07:00Yes.
07:01He writes poetry.
07:02Yes.
07:03Wow.
07:04How do you know?
07:05He watches our show.
07:06No, I brought a pen with me.
07:08Wow.
07:09He is Shah Rukh Khan.
07:11He looks like Khuda Khan.
07:13Very good.
07:14You are all cowards.
07:17Sir, you didn't introduce me properly.
07:19Actually, I am genetically British.
07:22Yes, tell him. Otherwise, we won't know.
07:25No.
07:26You are not a native British.
07:28Native?
07:30Sir, you don't know.
07:33Malaika and I are big fans of Sherlock Holmes.
07:36Wow.
07:38I have been in wars all my life.
07:40I didn't ask you.
07:41You are not asking me. I will tell you.
07:44Okay.
07:45I have been in wars all my life.
07:47I got a retirement.
07:48You have been in many wars.
07:50I fought in Afghanistan.
07:52You fought in Afghanistan?
07:54Yes.
07:55I fell sick while going there.
07:56I fought so many times.
07:59I will tell you.
08:00You can use Sherlock's brain technique.
08:04What?
08:04There are two major techniques.
08:06To increase your memory in your brain.
08:09They are great techniques.
08:11For example, if I tell you now.
08:13If you use any household item.
08:18Name it.
08:19Washing machine.
08:20Mr. Agha.
08:21Microwave.
08:22You.
08:22AC.
08:23You.
08:23Motorbike.
08:24You.
08:24Table.
08:25You.
08:26Car.
08:26You.
08:27Lamp.
08:27You.
08:27Anta.
08:28You.
08:28Ship.
08:29You.
08:30Figure park.
08:30I want everyone to learn this technique.
08:33Okay.
08:33What is this technique?
08:34Have you seen some people write their life stories.
08:37They write it clearly.
08:38I went to school.
08:40A friend was sick that day.
08:42I ate this for lunch.
08:44Because he is living his life with his present mind.
08:46Wow.
08:48They are watching their life story.
08:51Like you watch a movie.
08:53Take it like a story.
08:55Like I created a story.
08:57How did I create the story?
08:59How?
08:59Like he said knife.
09:02I thought I have a knife.
09:04He said stove.
09:06If I am heating the knife on the stove.
09:09Mr. Agha is telling me to heat it in the microwave.
09:12Oh.
09:12I said in the microwave.
09:13He told me to switch off the AC.
09:16Oh.
09:16Microwave will generate more heat.
09:19I made a story of everything.
09:21I thought about the motorcycle.
09:23When I was heating it.
09:24The dacoit came inside the kitchen.
09:27Oh.
09:28When I thought he came inside.
09:29You said desk.
09:31I thought he came to a desk.
09:33Okay.
09:33He said car.
09:34I thought there is a police car behind him.
09:37When he said lamp.
09:39I thought he broke the lamp.
09:42When he said thorn.
09:44I thought I can't hold the knife.
09:46So I held the thorn.
09:48When he said ship.
09:49I couldn't hear the police.
09:51Because a ship was passing.
09:53Wow.
09:53When he said sugar pot.
09:54I thought I hit the dacoit with the sugar pot.
09:57Oh.
09:58Wow.
09:59I couldn't think of it.
10:04Let's add one more thing.
10:06It should make it easy for people.
10:09They think in five senses.
10:11Very good.
10:12Common people rely on their sense of sight.
10:16Intelligent people think in five senses.
10:21And this man used to work very hard.
10:23He is a heartless man.
10:25Once he left me to rot in front of him.
10:28I am not talking to you.
10:29Can't you see he is rotting?
10:31I am not talking to you.
10:33If you are not talking to me.
10:35Then I won't talk to you.
10:38Why didn't you tell him all the stories?
10:41What?
10:41He is a drunkard.
10:43He does it for thinking.
10:43He was a drunkard because he didn't think much.
10:47Because his thinking didn't stop.
10:49He gets worried if he doesn't get a case.
10:51He gets anxious.
10:52That's why he was a drunkard.
10:53Why do you do drugs?
10:55I am a slave.
10:57You do drugs and you are a slave.
10:59You are the one who is a slave.
11:01No one knew that you are a slave.