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00:02 Thank you very much.
00:18 That's all for today.
00:19 Good night.
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00:34 1, 2, 3.
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00:42 Oh.
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00:49 Yeah.
00:50 Oh.
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00:53 Yes.
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01:06 [LAUGHTER]
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01:11 Good evening.
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01:17 I will change my face and even the way I talk.
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01:24 Shh.
01:26 Secret.
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01:29 Let's see.
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01:32 Please join me.
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01:45 Let's find out.
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02:21 I'm not Fabio.
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03:05 [APPLAUSE]
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03:18 Yes, welcome back to Comedy Bar.
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03:22 Fabio.
03:23 Yes.
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03:51 This one was good, Tommy.
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03:53 This one was good.
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03:57 Goodbye.
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04:04 Good evening.
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04:07 My name is Ratsy the Horsey.
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04:43 Thank you, but I'm not Dennis Trillo.
04:46 You don't look like a celebrity. Maybe you don't want to know who...
04:49 [whistles]
04:51 Wait, sir. Do you have a...
04:53 Do you have a permit here?
04:56 No, sir.
04:58 [laughs]
05:00 That's not allowed.
05:02 Wait a minute...
05:04 I'm just interviewing Dennis Trillo, sir.
05:06 Wait.
05:08 That's not allowed.
05:10 He's disturbing our customer.
05:12 I'm just interviewing Dennis Trillo, sir.
05:14 Wait a minute, sir.
05:16 Do you know Dennis Trillo?
05:18 Dennis Trillo?
05:20 Yes.
05:22 He's going to be on May 23,
05:25 the Lovebug.
05:27 He's with Rosalinda, Carla Abellana.
05:29 And their director is Director Mark Reyes.
05:33 He's good.
05:35 Do you know Dennis Trillo?
05:37 Wait a minute, sir.
05:39 You can't. Turn off your camera.
05:41 No, that's not allowed.
05:43 Sir, I'm sorry.
05:45 We're not outside.
05:47 I'm just asking you.
05:49 Dennis is my customer.
05:51 [applause]
05:53 Our first comedian for tonight,
05:57 let's welcome Chad.
06:00 Wait a minute. Get down.
06:02 I might have to pay for the watch.
06:04 [laughs]
06:06 Good evening.
06:08 I know that you're not wearing the same clothes
06:10 as you are in my body.
06:12 But in my face,
06:14 please close up so they can see.
06:16 Good evening to all of you.
06:18 I'm Chad because
06:20 I'm a businessman.
06:22 But I'm not ashamed because I made this.
06:24 My businessmen look like
06:26 businessmen.
06:28 Some are rich, some are poor,
06:30 and some are even franchising.
06:32 Hello.
06:34 This is the trend of the face.
06:36 We don't lose our jobs.
06:38 You're the ones who get irritated.
06:40 You're ashamed because you want to look like this.
06:42 Because this face
06:44 doesn't mean you don't lose your job.
06:46 You get irritated when you lose your job.
06:48 It's hard to find.
06:50 We can apply for a sports bar.
06:52 We can apply for a dart board.
06:54 I have a summer job.
06:56 I can... Wait, I'm not done.
06:58 I have a summer job.
07:00 I can work in catering services.
07:02 I can lie down and pretend to be a cabbage.
07:04 I can do a hotdog.
07:06 I can do a meat job.
07:08 My second fist, I can hit the meat.
07:10 When it comes out, it's already ground.
07:12 And there's more.
07:14 If I really don't have a job,
07:16 I can hold a bank.
07:18 I'll go to the bank and shout,
07:20 "No one moves, but I'll get shot."
07:22 Hello.
07:26 This face,
07:28 this face that men are chasing now,
07:30 they don't get irritated.
07:32 Yes, because this face
07:34 doesn't irritate men.
07:36 When they see each other, they can play.
07:38 Connect the dots.
07:40 They can even play soccer.
07:42 And hello,
07:44 I got a boyfriend.
07:46 Hello. He's sweet.
07:48 We don't call him baby. He calls me
07:50 "Burog."
07:52 I call him "Mahal." Sometimes, when we go to the mall,
07:54 he says, "Hey, Burog,
07:56 buy me that." I say, "No,
07:58 Mahal."
08:00 And hello,
08:02 what can I say to you?
08:04 We can't be artists.
08:06 You'll have an independent movie.
08:08 The title is beautiful.
08:10 "Anay, Anay, Bakit sa Mukha Ko Ikaw na Mahay?"
08:12 Right?
08:14 Who?
08:16 Hello.
08:18 And it's crazy.
08:20 After I become an artist, I'll enter politics.
08:22 I'll build my own party list.
08:24 This is the Book Book Party List.
08:26 Where?
08:28 We only have one target here.
08:30 We'll build our own
08:32 call center and we'll call it
08:34 Pimple Support.
08:36 And wherever
08:38 you don't allow us,
08:40 we'll be there. All Tagyawa
08:42 will have pimple power.
08:44 That's why
08:46 to all of you who want to have this face,
08:48 avail the products I'm using.
08:50 Licas Bayabas.
08:52 So that you'll see that the bones are left on your face.
08:54 Right?
08:56 Lastly, to all of you,
08:58 of course, you all use Facebook.
09:00 You don't know that I invented
09:02 Facebook because my face
09:04 has pimples.
09:06 Yay!
09:08 Thank you!
09:12 Yes, you'll be happy
09:14 when you'll see the new stand-up comedians.
09:16 Yes.
09:18 They really want to work.
09:20 They want to make people laugh.
09:22 And we'll see that they have talent.
09:24 It's likely that it'll be discovered.
09:26 Yes.
09:28 We'll work on your bar.
09:30 We'll be back with our second comedian for the night.
09:32 We'll see if this comedian
09:34 is really heavy.
09:36 Oh no! You'll see later
09:38 if she's really heavy or not.
09:40 But just wait because
09:42 Comedy Box will be back!
09:44 [music]
09:46 Welcome back to Comedy Bar!
10:00 I want to hear the screaming
10:02 on the second floor.
10:04 [cheering]
10:06 Here in front!
10:08 Here in the Sagula Pagrump!
10:10 [cheering]
10:12 It's okay to be shy
10:14 because I am very excited
10:16 to watch our second comedian.
10:18 Correct!
10:20 She's really heavy.
10:22 And she's the creative consultant
10:24 of comedy here in Capuso.
10:26 Yes, and the news is true.
10:30 She's almost 100 years old.
10:32 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
10:34 for
10:36 Director Cesar Cosme!
10:38 [music]
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10:48 [music]
10:50 [music]
10:52 [cheering]
10:54 I love you!
10:56 I love you!
11:00 I need to
11:02 I need to be a little more
11:04 formal here because
11:06 you've been talking for two weeks about
11:08 J.J. Mon, J.J. Buster
11:10 and my white hair.
11:12 You might think that
11:14 I'm not in.
11:16 [cheering]
11:18 [cheering]
11:20 No one said anything about
11:22 J.J. Lazaro
11:24 and who else
11:26 fought there.
11:28 J.J. Montulfo.
11:30 My texts are all about J.J. Bading.
11:32 [laughter]
11:34 [laughter]
11:36 [laughter]
11:38 You know how hard it is
11:40 to text
11:42 QRK, right?
11:44 It means "Kurak."
11:46 [laughter]
11:48 You know J.J. Mona Bading?
11:50 [laughter]
11:52 "Kurak!"
11:54 "Kurak!"
11:56 It's not that hard.
11:58 I even have a text about J.J. Mona Nungo.
12:00 You know that?
12:02 My texts are all about
12:04 "Engye, engye, engye, engye, engye."
12:06 [laughter]
12:08 It's really hard to text J.J. Mon.
12:10 Even J.J. Jumar
12:12 can't understand it.
12:14 [laughter]
12:16 Why does he seem to lose?
12:18 [laughter]
12:20 Is this Pabio
12:22 and this is J.J. Mon?
12:24 I can't understand what he's saying.
12:26 [laughter]
12:28 [laughter]
12:30 Alan Kay.
12:32 I love you!
12:34 [laughter]
12:36 His name sounds like
12:38 he doesn't have a "K."
12:40 But you can see that he's rich.
12:42 [laughter]
12:44 Eugene Domingo.
12:46 I love you!
12:48 Even though your name
12:50 sounds like both men,
12:52 Eugene and Domingo.
12:54 I don't understand what he's saying.
12:56 The head writer, Chito Francisco,
12:58 wrote it.
13:00 [laughter]
13:02 Sorry.
13:04 If it's a bit of a lie,
13:06 you can blame him.
13:08 Brother Josel.
13:10 You know him.
13:12 My only wish
13:14 is for
13:16 Comedy Bar to return
13:18 to comedy in prime time.
13:20 Correct!
13:22 That's our wish!
13:24 But I have to share
13:26 that I have an observation.
13:28 Maybe our comedians
13:30 are disappearing at night.
13:32 There are comedians who are not pretty.
13:34 They're trying to be handsome.
13:36 Pecto.
13:38 Yes!
13:40 Pecto was ugly before.
13:42 [laughter]
13:44 Right?
13:46 Berwin May.
13:48 Before, he was chubby.
13:50 Now,
13:52 he's like Ian Deleon.
13:54 In Baburgang,
13:56 he's white.
13:58 We just made him look like that.
14:00 It doesn't mean that
14:02 he's ugly or effective in comedy.
14:04 There are ugly comedians
14:06 who are irritating.
14:08 [laughter]
14:10 There are ugly comedians who are irritating.
14:12 You need to be
14:14 handsome.
14:16 [laughter]
14:18 Who's that?
14:20 Thomas?
14:22 No.
14:24 He's in the category
14:26 of lovable.
14:28 You need to be...
14:30 No, it's true.
14:32 I'm just surprised that you're pronouncing the P.
14:34 You're teeth are big.
14:36 [laughter]
14:38 [applause]
14:40 I believe
14:42 that comedians
14:44 are irritating
14:46 their natural beauty.
14:48 For example, Uge.
14:50 Thank you, Director.
14:52 This is natural.
14:54 I'm not saying anything.
14:56 You can move on to the next one.
14:58 But look at Uge.
15:00 He's like a
15:02 lovable native cabbage patch.
15:04 [laughter]
15:06 [laughter]
15:08 But,
15:10 sorry,
15:12 you're getting prettier.
15:14 This is the box office queen.
15:16 Thomas!
15:18 [applause]
15:20 If you're a native,
15:22 you're not pretty.
15:24 Virgins
15:26 are just pretty when they're naughty.
15:28 [laughter]
15:30 Before I leave,
15:32 before I leave,
15:34 I just want to
15:36 give you all a statement.
15:38 I'm standing here
15:40 not because I want
15:42 to be a comedian.
15:44 The truth is,
15:46 I want to be a regular
15:48 regular
15:50 virgin.
15:52 [laughter]
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