"Mian Sahab Apne Ghabrana Nahi Hai," Faisal Vawda's satirical talk

  • 7 months ago
"Mian Sahab Apne Ghabrana Nahi Hai," Faisal Vawda's satirical talk
Transcript
00:00 I'm a prediction. a crime. at the max. at the max. So, the floor is open for you, sir.
00:22 I'm going to go. with in the line. in line.
00:32 I'm going to go. with in the line. I'm going to go. with in the line. I'm going to go.
00:40 with in the line. I'm going to go.
00:47 Right from legislature, media gave examples of that, etc.
00:50 But then forget 1988…
00:52 in 1988 the BB's was declared the government
00:54 and how long did they run though their government?
00:58 It was such kind of a situation for 18 months.
01:01 Yes I remember that,
01:01 but after that the BB never got a stabilized Prime Minister.
01:05 So there's a history…
01:07 and Anupamohled Khan said we should ratify xxx
01:10 How would those who spoiled the xxok today rightfully?
01:13 How do we go rogue today about those who corrupted us
01:16 16 months ago?
01:17 There's a coalition, there's a monkey bond,
01:19 you take it,
01:20 you just said that it's my analysis.
01:22 Won't it come in the ministries?
01:23 No, it won't come, it will come in the second phase.
01:25 It's coming in the province.
01:26 The ratio of the province has become proportionate,
01:28 the ratio of the budget has been decided,
01:29 your DC, my SP, your SP, your DC.
01:33 All these things are being streamlined, right?
01:35 You got this, you got that, you got that,
01:38 till yesterday on Kashif's show,
01:40 I thought someone would come out of a big office,
01:43 but it changed in the amendment and negotiation last night.
01:45 Now we feel that there is hope,
01:47 that it's going towards Mr. Gilani.
01:49 So, I agree with these things.
01:51 But see, two things, Mr. Guman,
01:53 I want to say very clearly from your program today,
01:56 that Mr. Mian is not to be worried now.
01:59 Mr. Mian, take a step forward,
02:02 no one is with you.
02:03 Which Mr. Mian are you talking about?
02:05 Mr. Mian Nawaz Sharif.
02:06 Now Mr. Mian Nawaz Sharif is not to be worried.
02:09 Now you have taken what you have taken.
02:11 The second thing is that Mr. Mian, take a step forward,
02:13 no one is with you.
02:15 The terminology of these two slogans,
02:16 Mr. Naqvi, Mr. Guman, you, Mr. Hassan,
02:19 all of them can do it.
02:21 The last and most important thing.
02:23 Now you come that everyone has taken the Senate,
02:26 the Speaker, the Governor, everyone has taken it,
02:28 they have given it.
02:29 You gave the Puzar 2 to my wife,
02:31 to Ms. Maryam, you gave it.
02:33 In their credentials, you said, "I have cut the jail",
02:35 I agreed.
02:36 The person who cuts the jail is great,
02:37 he is a leader, I agreed.
02:38 In the name of Allah.
02:39 Now after doing everything,
02:41 I have to do the planning of 24 billion dollars,
02:46 current account deficit, IMF settlement,
02:49 Finance Minister.
02:51 I have a question,
02:53 are you seeing Mr. Dar as a Finance Minister?
02:55 Because it seems that,
02:57 today you have seen in all the newspapers,
02:59 including Dawn,
03:00 the mention of PDM2 government.
03:02 We said it before.
03:03 Last night, Mr. Dar was present at the press conference.
03:06 Are you seeing Mr. Dar back as a Finance Minister?
03:09 Mr. Kumar, this is a prerogative of the Noon League,
03:11 of our party,
03:12 that he brings in the federal government,
03:13 but according to me, no.
03:14 And this will be a big blunder,
03:17 once again with Pakistan.
03:18 That the $350 that Mr. Dar left,
03:20 with his expertise,
03:22 which has now come down to $250-$300,
03:24 and we should give credit to the Chief,
03:26 and his governance, Army Chief.
03:28 So if you,
03:30 I have a request,
03:31 nowadays people listen to me 24/7,
03:33 so according to me, no.
03:34 And according to me, it should come.
03:36 And this is a big mess up for Pakistan,
03:38 and it will go on to become a mess up,
03:40 blunder, and disaster,
03:42 if that happens.
03:43 And according to me, it will not happen.
03:44 Okay, Mr. Nagveer,
03:45 you saw that the elections of 2018,
03:48 the Pakistan People's Party,
03:50 got 7 seats in the Punjab Provincial Assembly.
03:53 This time,
03:54 Bilawal Bhutto, Mr. Dar,
03:55 did a good campaign,
03:57 he got 10 seats,
03:58 in the Provincial Assembly.
04:00 And if I am not mistaken,
04:02 he got 7 seats in the National Assembly.
04:04 Last time, there were 6,
04:05 this time, one seat has increased.
04:07 So,
04:08 the press conference that took place last night,
04:10 the perception that I am getting from Islamabad,
04:12 is that Bilawal Bhutto, Mr. Dar,
04:14 his stance was that,
04:16 to strengthen democracy,
04:18 to strengthen the parliament,
04:20 we are sitting with Noorani to run this system.
04:23 We will not do any power politics with them,
04:25 we will not do any deal,
04:27 we will not distribute power.
04:29 But now, what Mr. Wada is saying,
04:31 it seems that we will take the presidency,
04:33 we will take the speakership,
04:35 we will take the consent,
04:37 we will have a governor in Punjab,
04:39 and in Balochistan,
04:40 we will sit together and form a government.
04:42 So, this perception that,
04:44 you have made a deal in power,
04:46 or you have decided to strengthen democracy,
04:50 you, as a political commentator,
04:52 and keeping an eye on the politics of the People's Party,
04:55 what do you see,
04:57 will this benefit the People's Party in the upcoming elections in Punjab,
05:00 or will it be a loss?
05:04 You have said that,
05:06 the People's Party had taken so many seats in Punjab,
05:09 and now they have taken so many seats,
05:11 although Bilawal Bhutto Zardari sir,
05:13 ran a very good campaign there,
05:15 and worked very hard there,
05:17 in fact, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari sir,
05:19 ran a very good campaign in the whole of Pakistan for three months.
05:22 I am a witness to this,
05:23 for eight to eight hours,
05:24 because of the weather,
05:25 he travelled on the roads,
05:27 not in a helicopter,
05:28 he travelled from one city to another.
05:30 This proves one thing very well,
05:33 that yesterday,
05:34 there was a lot of discussion in the media,
05:36 which Bilawal sir said very categorically,
05:38 that how can you say that,
05:40 I am making a deal with the establishment.
05:43 The amount of hard work they did in Punjab,
05:45 if there was any such deal with the establishment,
05:49 or any such conversation,
05:51 or any such understanding,
05:52 then the results would have been different.
05:54 This is what we find in our opinion,
05:56 that is why I am saying this.
05:57 Secondly, you talked about the Pakistan People's Party,
06:00 that why did it join the government?
06:02 You tell me,
06:03 if the Pakistan People's Party,
06:05 did not join the government,
06:07 then who would have made the government,
06:10 and how would it have been made?
06:12 On 9th February,
06:13 very categorically,
06:14 the Pakistan People's Party,
06:16 was told by the PTI,
06:18 that we will not make any kind of alliance with you,
06:23 by which the government is made.
06:25 Now when the Pakistan Justice Movement,
06:27 completely refused,
06:29 then the Pakistan People's Party,
06:31 which I have told you,
06:32 for three months,
06:33 continuously,
06:34 in fact I have been watching Bilawal sir,
06:35 running this campaign for five years,
06:37 that 50-55 MNA that he has brought,
06:39 will they sit in Bilawal house?
06:41 They have brought them to bring them to the parliament.
06:43 And the parliament will run only when the government is made.
06:46 And how will the government be made?
06:48 The Pakistan People's Party,
06:49 this thing,
06:50 Bilawal sir has a big heart,
06:51 that whatever he said in the speeches,
06:53 after that when the time came to make the government,
06:55 and he saw that if we do not go with any Jamaat,
06:59 and the government is not made,
07:00 then the parliament is in danger,
07:01 the democracy is in danger,
07:03 the parliament will not come into existence.
07:05 And if the parliament does not come into existence,
07:06 then all those things will be proved true,
07:09 which was being done,
07:10 that the parliament is not going to come,
07:12 the government is not going to be made,
07:13 here the planning is of something else.
07:15 So you should also tell those people,
07:17 if you say that someone has made the government,
07:19 and you should also tell Bilawal sir,
07:20 that the parliament is coming into existence,
07:22 the government is being made,
07:23 now it is left that Bilawal sir says,
07:25 that we will not be a part of the government,
07:27 we will only support.
07:29 See, why is this support being done?
07:31 Support is being done to strengthen the democracy,
07:34 to strengthen the parliament.
07:36 It is left that whether they take the ministries or not,
07:39 you tell me,
07:40 the decision of not taking the ministries,
07:41 is the decision of Bilawal Bhutto Zardari,
07:43 Nawaz Sharif sir or Muslim League Noon did not say,
07:47 that we will not give you the ministries,
07:48 on which there is a dispute.
07:50 When Bilawal Bhutto sir will think it appropriate,
07:52 that I want to take the ministries,
07:53 he will take it.
07:54 And if he does not take it,
07:55 then he will not fight with anyone on this,
07:56 he will not fight.
07:57 He will not say that I did not get the ministries,
07:59 I am going home, I am ending the government.
08:01 So we should see this in this way,
08:03 we should see this in this way,
08:05 we should see this in such a way,
08:06 that the parliament is being strengthened by this,
08:08 and journalists like us,
08:10 or other foreign politicians,
08:13 or other journalists,
08:14 they should appreciate this,
08:17 that at such a time,
08:19 when Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf,
08:21 completely refused,
08:23 that we will not make a deal with People's Party,
08:25 or with Muslim League,
08:26 or with Noon,
08:27 then you tell me,
08:28 who was the government?
08:29 Then there was no option after this.
08:31 But my question was based on this,
08:33 that earlier there was an argument,
08:35 that we will not take anything,
08:36 but now we have taken a lot,
08:37 because as Faisal Wadah sir is telling.
08:39 Okay, Hassan, the question is that...
08:41 Okay, I will tell you a little bit on this,
08:43 because the question is being asked since yesterday,
08:44 I will tell you a little bit on this.
08:45 Yes, yes, please.
08:46 If Bilawal sir,
08:47 you say that you will not take anything,
08:49 you tell me,
08:50 if tomorrow in the National Assembly,
08:51 the speaker is elected,
08:54 the 55, 60, 70 seats,
08:56 the Jamaat,
08:57 when the Reservist Party will come,
08:59 after that there will be 70 seats.

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