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00:00 - I can't wait either.
00:01 - It's unbelievable.
00:03 We apologize viewers.
00:04 We apologize.
00:05 Now we're on.
00:07 - But nobody tells us that we're on though.
00:08 - You don't say.
00:09 - Well it changes.
00:10 - It goes from the unnamed to us three.
00:12 - Yeah, that's not that complicated.
00:14 - I think everybody loves best.
00:15 People stop me all the time in the streets.
00:16 You know what, I love the intro.
00:18 - Well, but what Coleman said, who's they?
00:20 I don't like they.
00:22 Coleman, who's they?
00:23 We have to hit the intro.
00:24 Who's they?
00:25 - It's the control room group within New York.
00:28 They send that live.
00:29 - So why don't we start that two minutes earlier?
00:32 - Why don't we start that two minutes earlier
00:34 so the show actually begins?
00:36 - Or just get rid of the intro that nobody fucking cares.
00:38 - It takes about two minutes to push everything live
00:41 to all the platforms.
00:42 - So why won't you do it then two minutes earlier?
00:45 - Because we were still setting up at that point.
00:48 - Oh yeah, he was late.
00:49 That is true.
00:49 But Austin, why don't you just get rid of the intro?
00:52 Can we just do that?
00:53 - We just did.
00:53 We just scrapped the intro totally.
00:54 - Good, we're done then.
00:55 Good, so 1130 next week we'll begin.
00:57 All right, Whitney's here.
00:58 - Did Portnoy just get blamed?
01:00 - How about the shot that Portnoy just hit you with?
01:02 It wasn't a shot.
01:03 It was a shot, Dave, and you're smirking a little bit.
01:06 It was a shot and a half.
01:07 - Why?
01:08 So I'm here with my daughter.
01:09 We're at the Busted With The Boys.
01:09 My good friend, Will Compton,
01:11 invited me to be here to do the show today.
01:14 I'm traveling, looking at colleges.
01:15 And Portnoy's like, "Oh!"
01:17 Surprised they didn't have you on.
01:19 - No, he goes, "You're doing Busted With The Boys?"
01:21 I was surprised.
01:22 It's not a shot.
01:23 - Well, yes, it was definitely a shot.
01:27 I don't think you'd be interesting to the crowd.
01:30 It doesn't seem like they'd invite you on.
01:32 Would they have like, I don't wanna say they have A-list,
01:34 but you're a Barstool World guy.
01:36 They're not necessarily Barstool World guests to me.
01:39 - Stu Feiner on.
01:40 - Very true.
01:44 - Yeah, but Stu Feiner, like you're Barstool World.
01:48 Stu Feiner is just one of those eccentric,
01:50 like you can have him on, like Amore Povich.
01:53 - You don't think Kirk's eccentric?
01:55 - I think that'd be one of his number one words.
01:57 - No, not like Stu.
01:58 - All right, whatever.
01:59 - Like if Kirk's like, "I want to kill Kelly Keegs,"
02:04 the Barstool crowd, the bussing crowd's gonna be like,
02:07 "What is he talking about?"
02:09 Stu Feiner's gonna be like,
02:10 "You gotta fuck for 15 minutes, lick clit for 15 minutes,
02:14 "and you need a vibrator for the last 30."
02:17 Like he says stuff that's universally,
02:19 like who the fuck is this guy?
02:21 - But Kirk could go on and say,
02:23 "I wanna murder Paul Feinbaum,"
02:25 and that would go in with the crowd.
02:26 - But Kirk would never say,
02:27 that's not something Kirk would say.
02:29 - But he said that back in the radio days.
02:30 I fued with Paul Feinbaum as a matter of fact.
02:33 - Kirk would be like, "I wanna kill Dale Arnold,"
02:36 or shit like that, and the bussing crowd's like,
02:38 "Who is he talking about?"
02:39 - You don't think they care that much about Dale Arnold?
02:41 - No, he's like talking about some guy's sneakers.
02:43 He's talking about Minifans and all these SEC guys.
02:46 - It's a fair point.
02:47 Anyway, none of this matters.
02:48 So I tried to bring back the now dead, unnamed Chad,
02:53 which a couple of guys, some bros just bullshit, right?
02:56 Just having a good time.
02:57 - I thought it was gonna be a pretty fun group chat
02:59 throughout the week.
03:00 - Dave's a killjoy, but he quickly reminded us last night
03:03 that, hey, just so you know, whatever,
03:05 80 of the 82 biggest trending things in the world
03:08 is this stupid fucking Miss Peaches again.
03:10 Like my daughter's telling me she loves Miss Peaches.
03:11 - Oh yeah, time out, before on air, before on air,
03:15 before on air, Kirk's like, "I'm with my daughter,
03:17 "she just wants to say hello to Miss Peaches."
03:19 And now it's dumb Miss Peaches.
03:22 - Well, I said she was dumb then.
03:24 - No, you didn't, you're like, you're very nice.
03:26 Like, "Oh, my daughter's here, we're looking at colleges.
03:28 "She wants to say hello to Miss Peaches."
03:30 - So she said she likes Miss Peaches.
03:32 - Well, I was sitting in my hotel room with the kids
03:35 and all of a sudden I heard my wife on the phone
03:37 with her mom and it's on speakerphone.
03:39 And I hear, "Have you seen Portnoy's new dog, Miss Peaches?"
03:42 I said, "Jesus fucking Christ."
03:44 And then in the lobby of the hotel,
03:46 some guy recognized me from spitting chiclets barstool world
03:49 and his wife said, "How about Miss Peaches?"
03:51 I fucking almost threw up in the lobby.
03:53 - Listen, I know when things are viral,
03:55 it's call her daddy, when PMT law.
03:57 Miss Peaches is gigantic.
04:00 - She's bigger than you.
04:01 She's bigger than you.
04:02 - The fastest growing account we've ever had
04:04 at Barstool ever.
04:06 - Now, here's what I'll ask you
04:07 and I forgot to mention this last week.
04:09 Wonderful that you rescued a dog.
04:11 It is very nice.
04:12 And I could tell you're genuinely happy, which I like seeing
04:14 but being a pit bull, like, is there any sort of worry
04:17 that she'll bite someone's face off?
04:19 - No, that's a negative connotation
04:21 that guys like you shouldn't spread.
04:22 There's bad-
04:23 - What do you mean shouldn't spread?
04:25 - No such thing as bad dogs, just bad owners.
04:27 Like there's this story-
04:28 - Yes, she had horrible owners before.
04:30 - So yeah, but she's very well behaved
04:31 and I didn't say a thing.
04:33 - It's been a week.
04:34 - No, she's an angel.
04:36 - All right, can I lay out a potential scenario for you?
04:37 Okay.
04:38 So I understand, like, let's just say you,
04:40 a while from now, you bring back a lovely lady or something
04:43 and you are intimate with this lady.
04:45 You start talking to the lady
04:46 like you talk to Miss Peaches.
04:47 - I don't do that.
04:48 - Will she have a jealous rage and like rip this-
04:50 - No, I don't do that, first of all.
04:52 Like, do you talk, if you're like, do you talk to your baby?
04:54 Like you're talking to, I have a dog voice.
04:56 Everyone has a dog voice.
04:57 - You talk to babies the way you talk to dogs.
04:59 - No, no, your wife and your baby the same way.
05:01 Like I don't talk to a human like I talk to Miss Peaches.
05:04 - Is there like a pit bull jealous-
05:06 - No, she loves everybody.
05:08 She's equally, we went to the vet,
05:10 they had a receiving line out.
05:12 They didn't want to say goodbye to Miss Peaches.
05:13 She was putting her head, she's beautiful.
05:16 - Okay.
05:16 - I did see Dave just like showing up on Fox News
05:19 in the Miss Peaches voice at some point though.
05:21 - I mean, we're on Fox News today with Miss Peaches.
05:24 - Hey, Stewart, Stewart.
05:25 - I'm going on Stewart Varney tomorrow with Miss Peaches.
05:29 - I like Stewart.
05:30 - He's great.
05:31 - Let me look, I mean, by the-
05:33 - What's next for Miss Peaches?
05:34 - I don't know.
05:36 - Biting someone's fucking nose off.
05:38 - Yeah, all right.
05:39 Maybe, I don't want to do it,
05:42 but if I have to train her to be an attack dog
05:44 just to bite your face off and your little kid's face off,
05:47 I maybe will.
05:49 - I don't want to put Yoshi up against, he's a doodle.
05:54 Yeah, Miss Peaches would eat him,
05:56 but then Miss Peaches would be going down.
05:58 Miss Peaches, I'd let you watch
06:00 if they put the needle in Miss Peaches.
06:02 - Miss Peaches is the most docile,
06:03 gentle dog I've ever met in my life.
06:06 And by the way-
06:07 - So I did say to my wife, I said,
06:08 is there a worry about a pit bull?
06:09 She said, I could tell that there's only kindness
06:11 in that dog's eyes, I swear to God.
06:13 - 100%.
06:14 - I'm like, how does she know?
06:15 - Exactly, Kirk.
06:16 - Listen, my main-
06:17 - But I don't want to start a fight on vacation.
06:18 - My main thing is like, am I going to have to,
06:21 like the dog agency, 14 million followers,
06:23 everyone wants to rep Miss Peaches.
06:25 Can we do, I don't want to like monetize her,
06:27 but to take care of the Smitties of the world,
06:29 she could carry some dead weight.
06:31 - Well, yeah, I was saying,
06:32 well, right now, where does Miss Peaches,
06:34 we understand you're at the top, you have Dan,
06:36 you have, is Miss Peaches in the top five
06:38 at Barstool right now?
06:39 Top, she's one.
06:40 One, number one.
06:42 Miss Peaches is the most popular thing
06:43 at Barstool Sports by a mile right now.
06:45 - I know you love dogs, but your ego, man,
06:48 if Miss Peaches continues to grow,
06:50 I don't know if you can handle it.
06:51 - Miss Peaches is going to be at 300,000 followers
06:53 before this podcast is done on Instagram.
06:56 And every TikTok she does is a million, like clockwork.
06:59 Put it up, a million, a million.
07:01 Million's low.
07:03 - Pizza reviews?
07:04 - No, no.
07:05 - Okay.
07:06 - Did you see that stat that I sent you?
07:10 - Can we not do the group chat
07:12 that was ruined by the Von Nazi?
07:14 - Last week, El Presidente, 41 million views, plus 35%.
07:19 Dave was the number one talent brand last week.
07:21 24 of his top 25 posts were all Miss Peaches,
07:24 totaling 37 million cross-platform views.
07:28 She, I can't go out.
07:29 If I go out and it was Miss Peach,
07:31 it's, she's an international star.
07:34 - How about this?
07:35 Let me pitch an idea.
07:36 So you do the pizza thing now, you rate it.
07:37 How about Miss Peaches like eats random kids
07:39 and then ranks how good the kids taste, like one to 10.
07:41 Is that gonna be something or no?
07:42 - Again, maybe if I, she's so docile
07:46 and she's so well-behaved, but maybe I could get,
07:49 like, I've gone to cockfights,
07:51 the worst thing I've ever seen,
07:53 but a little, two little, like stuffed animal hand puppets
07:56 of your two faces, and just, so she sees you,
07:59 whatever this myth is, she attacks both of you.
08:03 - Oh, no, it's a very real thing.
08:04 - I didn't know, is it, I'm not, like, is that actual,
08:07 is it a myth?
08:08 I always just thought pitfalls were like--
08:09 - No, no, no, but pitfalls are like Atlanta.
08:12 They rescue pitfalls.
08:14 These asshole Michael Vick owners teach them to fight.
08:18 If you teach anybody to fight from a young age,
08:21 you're gonna have a bad attitude.
08:23 Now, Miss Peaches wasn't taught.
08:25 She was for breeding.
08:26 She was in, like, a breeding neglect hoarding.
08:28 Like, they rescued 26 dogs,
08:30 Lifeline Animal Shelter, Atlanta, shout out to them.
08:33 We've raised 150 grand so far.
08:35 More, I just, we're gonna get more,
08:37 but they rescued her with a bunch.
08:38 She was just being overbred.
08:40 - Any update on the titty lift?
08:43 - Yeah, we got any more with that or no?
08:45 - I, 'cause I feel like--
08:51 - She's a toddler, but if you got those tits lifted--
08:53 - I was gonna say something so mean, and I took it back.
08:57 - Thank you, thank you.
08:58 - I took it back with two, because she's my kid,
09:01 and I wouldn't like it if someone said about my--
09:03 - Okay, fair enough, we're not going after kids,
09:05 so I'll stop going after your kid.
09:07 - Well, that's a little different.
09:08 - Well, then, do you want me to say something really mean?
09:11 Because I will.
09:12 - Go ahead.
09:13 - No, I'm not going to, it's too mean.
09:15 If you're saying my kid you hope is overbred,
09:18 and her titty's fixed.
09:20 - You can just ask a question, I'm not saying--
09:23 - You're attacking Ms.,
09:24 you guys are so fucking jealous, it's crazy.
09:26 I love my dog.
09:28 - I'm jealous of Ms. Peaches.
09:30 - Yeah, and her notoriety and fame.
09:32 - I can be honest, the numbies,
09:34 I could be jealous of those numbies.
09:36 - The numbies don't lie, they're fucking cute.
09:38 - Yeah, I'm very, it's a very nice thing you've done, Dave.
09:41 It's a very nice thing you've done.
09:44 - Thank you.
09:44 - Now, do you think I'm a bad guy for not adopting
09:46 and getting a dog through a--
09:48 - No, I don't think you're a bad guy, I love all dogs.
09:51 - I'm gonna take a move, I think, but yeah.
09:52 - Shut up, Kurt.
09:53 - Well, there's so many dogs out there.
09:55 - There are a million, like, not everyone's aware of it.
09:57 Like, you know, you want the fancy designer dog
10:00 with the fancy family with the cool name Ryder
10:02 and all that, I don't care.
10:03 I wanted, like, you know, I wanted a dog
10:06 who had a tough life, I could save him.
10:09 - We're going adoption for our next dog,
10:12 so you'll be happy to hear that.
10:13 - Good, good.
10:14 You mentioned Smitty, so he emailed me this week
10:18 to defend--
10:19 - What?
10:20 - Yes, he emailed--
10:20 - He emails?
10:21 - Yeah.
10:22 - So, are you aware of that?
10:23 - I know he texts.
10:24 - Okay, so he emailed me over this controversy.
10:27 (laughing)
10:29 Over this controversy about not promoting DraftKings at all.
10:32 And he claims it's total bullshit.
10:35 - Oh.
10:36 - Listen, and I know he was complaining.
10:39 He thinks I single him out.
10:41 I got a text.
10:42 - Why would he think that?
10:44 - Well, he's the only one who texted me Jew,
10:48 so like, oh, he's coming at me.
10:49 Like, oh, he did.
10:51 I got a text from Gaz, unsolicited, Paul,
10:54 after we launched.
10:56 975 #DKPartner posts across our social network so far.
11:01 Every talent did at least one post.
11:03 Straight retweets don't count.
11:05 Barstool Sports, 84 posts.
11:07 I, Dave, you led the way with talent for 49 posts.
11:10 The people who put up one post,
11:11 not including just retweeting somebody,
11:14 girls, which makes sense, Fran, Danny,
11:16 Caroline, Grace, Hannah, duh, fine.
11:18 And then these three, Taylor1, who's not even like a full,
11:22 I can't, he has a different relationship with us.
11:25 He wasn't even part of gambling.
11:26 He was a pro football player.
11:28 Will is like, they're a little different.
11:30 He's not even a full-time employee.
11:31 Dan Rapoport, who just started, basically, and Smitty.
11:35 Those are the three.
11:36 - Yeah.
11:37 - Well, what about Rapoport?
11:38 Why is he getting the pass?
11:38 'Cause he just started.
11:39 - Rapoport's been here for 20 minutes.
11:40 - Oh, you just opened up the camera.
11:42 - Know the rules, that's, I know,
11:43 but he should know the rules.
11:44 That's, I'm gonna, like,
11:45 Rapoport has been here for 20 minutes.
11:48 Smitty's been here for 20 years.
11:50 - I agree.
11:51 - So Smitty emailed me, sent this long email,
11:53 trying to clear his name.
11:55 And at the end, 'cause he's a big,
11:56 claims to be a big Springsteen fan like me,
11:57 he's trying to curry favor.
11:59 He quoted a title of a Springsteen song,
12:01 got the title wrong, of course.
12:03 Which would be like, Dave,
12:05 it would be like, it's called "The Promised Land."
12:07 He called it "The Promised Land."
12:08 It'd be like calling it "Come Mondays."
12:10 Just to give you an idea, just to give you some perspective.
12:12 So, I mean, do you want to have him clear his name?
12:16 Is he back?
12:16 - Clear his name how?
12:17 It's like, I know he thinks I, like, went after him,
12:20 because Paul Colby is like, he should hate Paul.
12:23 - Yeah, like, that's from under the bug, for sure.
12:26 - These are facts.
12:27 He's like, why is he picking me?
12:28 I guess he didn't reach out to me.
12:30 I haven't talked to Smitty, he asked,
12:31 he's like, why is Dave picking on me?
12:33 I told Gaz, I go, send him what you sent me.
12:36 It's black and white.
12:38 Is he around, or no?
12:39 God, no.
12:41 - Yeah, he's here.
12:42 - He's here. - Yes, Smitty!
12:44 - Get him on.
12:45 I'm very curious, his defense.
12:49 I mean, like I say, it's a long email,
12:51 didn't make a lot of sense to me.
12:52 He claimed he-- - Last time he tried
12:53 doing numbers-- - Why'd he send it to you?
12:56 - I think he thought, because I'm hosting the show,
12:57 he claimed he was sick for a few days, so again--
12:59 - He's all, oh my, it's all,
13:02 there's certain guys in this fucking company
13:05 that always have something.
13:07 - Oh, Mr. Peaches got the camera.
13:08 - No, it was like, there's always certain people.
13:12 - Where is he, where is he?
13:13 - There he is. - There he is.
13:15 - Hey, guys. - Smitty, hello.
13:16 What do you, so what is your, what is your case?
13:19 Please, your-- - Did you hear
13:20 what I just read, Smitty?
13:21 - Yes, yes, I heard what you just read.
13:22 First of all, congratulations to Mr. Peaches.
13:24 She's lovely. - Thank you.
13:25 - I love her, my wife loves her.
13:26 She's a veterinarian.
13:27 Thank you very much for rescuing a dog.
13:30 Yes, I heard what you just said, and that all makes sense.
13:32 That's not what you said last week.
13:33 What you said last week was Smitty was last in tweets
13:38 across the board.
13:39 That was, it's-- - Who's Smitty, though?
13:41 - It's an exact quote that you had.
13:43 Anybody can look it up, and I texted Gaz.
13:46 I'm like, what report are you talking about?
13:48 I don't think that's objectively true.
13:50 Gaz got back and said,
13:51 there were multiple people on the report.
13:53 You were the only one single it out.
13:54 You need to ask Dave.
13:55 And then I went back and looked on Twitter,
13:57 as anybody can do, public platform, and looked,
14:01 and there were people who had nothing.
14:03 So that's what I was concerned about.
14:05 And also, I wouldn't-- - Name it, Smitty.
14:08 - No, I'm not naming names.
14:09 - Because I don't know exactly what was sent to me.
14:12 - Yeah, and I'm going by what you said on the program,
14:15 and I texted Gaz.
14:16 - Smitty, one second.
14:17 So you said to me in the email you sent,
14:18 I asked for a response, I didn't get one today.
14:20 You said one big-- - I was doing
14:22 Pick Central, I didn't sign up for your email.
14:22 - That's fine, that's fine.
14:23 - One big name, and you redacted the name.
14:25 Who was that name?
14:27 - I'm not one to throw under the bus.
14:28 - What a bop.
14:30 - Can you let me finish, Kirk?
14:32 This is just a fucking yap show all over the place.
14:35 - On the show, give us the name, give us the name.
14:38 - I'm not one to throw anybody under the bus,
14:39 but I went back and I saw first,
14:42 I went by name by name on the blogger page,
14:44 God, 'cause that's what CBS instructed me to do,
14:46 and I saw that there was somebody who didn't have anything.
14:50 - So it was your issue with Gaz then?
14:52 - Oh yeah, oh yeah, my issues with Gaz, of course.
14:55 - Because I don't feel like I singled you out
14:57 on fairly based on what he sent me.
14:58 The bottom three, tell a one, not a full-time employee,
15:00 rap or it hasn't been hearing you,
15:02 and then there's a bunch of girls.
15:05 - It might be semantical now,
15:06 but what you said is,
15:08 Smitty had the least amount of tweets.
15:10 That's all what was said, and that's all that I heard.
15:14 And I went to Gaz to clear it up,
15:16 and be like, 'cause the direct question afterwards
15:19 was from Whitney, and Whitney, I love ya,
15:21 and I know we only had a couple of interactions,
15:23 was does Smitty just wanna get fired?
15:25 Which, I mean, Smitty--
15:26 - No, no, no, Smitty, fair enough, fair enough,
15:28 but I do, I'm curious,
15:30 are you just sick and tired of how you're treated at Barstool?
15:34 Are you almost ready to move on in a sense?
15:36 'Cause I just don't see you out there doing that much.
15:39 - In a perfect world, in a perfect world,
15:43 I am happy here, and Barstool is happy.
15:46 That is a perfect world.
15:47 There's no denying that I'm broken.
15:50 Anybody with fucking eyes can see it, and Dave--
15:52 - Well, by your own actions.
15:55 - Dave, if you wanna have a private conversation about it,
15:57 we can, I tried to talk to you about it last July.
16:00 You kinda blew me off and went public with it a little bit,
16:02 which really just put me in a worse place.
16:04 - Well, we can have a private conversation.
16:06 - We can have a private conversation.
16:07 - In the end, Kirk, tell me if you think I'm wrong.
16:09 We're on the outside looking in.
16:11 The Jew text, Dave in the end won't believe
16:16 you didn't send it, and you swear you didn't send it.
16:18 So that's pretty much, it's just like--
16:19 - And the revisionist history behind stuff
16:22 that happened 10 years ago, it wasn't a text that said--
16:25 - Okay, sorry. - Wait, can I finish?
16:27 It wasn't a text that said Jew,
16:29 like I'm leaving a fucking burning cross
16:31 in the middle of the night.
16:32 It was a DM, can I finish?
16:35 It was a DM that said Jews with an exclamation point
16:39 at the end of it that was sent from an open laptop
16:42 at a party I was at down the shore.
16:44 - You're like, it's revisionist history.
16:46 It didn't say Jew, it said Jew's explanation point.
16:49 - I think that's a fair point.
16:52 I think that is a fair point.
16:54 Just say Jews!
16:56 Just say what happened.
16:59 Don't say I'm the last in DraftKings tweets
17:02 when that's objectively not true.
17:04 When somebody comes on here and says that was the last--
17:06 - Smitty, it is objectively true.
17:09 - Let me finish.
17:10 Don't have people come on here and say that I went last
17:14 in the content draft when that's just objectively not true.
17:16 Like it's just a lot of objectively not true things.
17:19 - Wait, shut up for a second Smitty.
17:21 One second, shut up.
17:22 So you said in the message you sent me
17:24 with Gaz back and forth
17:25 that you were also sick for a couple of days, right?
17:27 - I was, I dropped 15 pounds last week.
17:29 - So was that part of the reason why you didn't,
17:31 is that, does it have something to do
17:32 with the tweeting or no?
17:33 The DraftKings or is that not related?
17:35 - Not initially, no.
17:37 - Not initially?
17:38 - I don't know what's been misconstrued.
17:41 - I followed the instructions
17:42 to the most convoluted email ever sent
17:45 and confusing email about DraftKings promotion to a T.
17:50 I did not know that retweets did not count on this report.
17:54 I know that now going forward.
17:55 - I didn't know that either.
17:56 I didn't know that either.
17:57 - Yeah, but timeout, timeout.
17:58 Retweets is just, retweet is just a total lack of effort.
18:03 It's like, like coming up
18:05 and trying to make things interesting with content
18:07 shows effort initiative, which you showed basically none of.
18:10 - Who's concerned Smitty?
18:14 - If you could go back in time.
18:16 - This is all, see, this is why I didn't want to address it
18:21 or send the email or even care.
18:23 I just wanted clarification from my job
18:28 that if I actually sent the least amount of tweets,
18:32 where did that come from?
18:32 That's all I wanted to know.
18:34 And I texted Gaz and now it comes across that,
18:37 oh, a million other things 10 years ago.
18:40 - No, that had nothing to do, Smitty,
18:41 that had nothing to do with why I singled it out.
18:44 - I'm not going to go after Rappaport as hard as I,
18:46 I've said 10 words to Rappaport.
18:48 He's been here for less than a year
18:50 and Taylor wanted to tell you.
18:51 - Then that wasn't what you said.
18:53 That wasn't what you said on the show.
18:54 - I wouldn't have gone after biz like that.
18:56 - So what do I believe?
18:58 What do I, when you just throw stuff out that,
19:00 oh, Smitty this, Smitty that, Smitty this.
19:01 - I just went to the report,
19:02 you're acting like I made something out of thin air.
19:04 It's not.
19:05 - Then the report's not true
19:07 'cause then there's other names on there.
19:09 - Dave, do you think maybe Rappaport and Taylor
19:12 like bring a lot of money to the company
19:14 and that was part of it too?
19:15 - Yeah, that's fine.
19:16 That if you explain,
19:17 - Also foreplay.
19:18 - Oh yeah, very, yeah.
19:19 - Kirk, I also said in the email
19:21 and also I know what the fucking promise land is.
19:23 I know everywhere that show.
19:24 (indistinct)
19:27 - Yeah, Kirk, I think they shuffled you in that.
19:31 - Well, here we go.
19:32 That's great.
19:33 Better now or no?
19:34 - Better now.
19:35 - Maybe you're eating the mic as a pro.
19:36 That's surprising.
19:36 - I mean, you can fucking tell me.
19:38 - I know the promise is different than the promise land.
19:41 I know everywhere to the promise land is a typo.
19:43 - I apologize.
19:43 - You're muffled again.
19:44 - I'm not Kirk.
19:45 - What am I supposed to do?
19:46 I don't know.
19:47 - I also said in the email that if I deserve to be lashed out
19:52 or brought upon and it's warranted, great.
19:57 I just didn't know where it was coming from.
19:59 That's all.
20:00 - Let me put this way.
20:01 - If you explained it today, like it was last week,
20:05 that's fine.
20:05 That's fine.
20:06 Call out my effort, call out whatever you want.
20:07 - I don't even remember how it came up last week.
20:09 It was an offhand question, right?
20:11 - It's recording.
20:12 - No, you brought it up yourself.
20:14 You said, oh, and by the way, Smitty had the least amount,
20:19 or I got a report and guess who had the least amount
20:21 of tweets sent out for the DK partnership?
20:24 Smitty.
20:24 That's all what was said.
20:25 And all I wanted to do was get clarification from Gas
20:30 and I don't think that report's accurate.
20:32 - Do you guys feel okay now or no?
20:34 - From what you said, that's all.
20:35 - It's the same as we always are.
20:37 Am I muffled still or no?
20:38 What the fuck?
20:39 Am I muffled or not muffled?
20:40 - No, right there you're not.
20:41 - So in the end, Smitty, I would say,
20:43 like, I guess as I remember playing hockey,
20:47 the coaches hated me, it sucked,
20:49 but you'll always have a contract.
20:51 So it's like, almost, can you deal
20:53 with just being hated by him, but continue to be paid?
20:55 - It's not even hate, it is what it is.
20:57 - You hate him.
20:58 - But no, let me ask you this.
21:00 Whitney, we went through this with Bosco
21:02 and you're like, Bosco, why don't you just do
21:03 what he's telling to do?
21:05 To me, if Smitty knows we have this relationship
21:08 and he wants to say it's convoluted or whatnot,
21:11 he's saying there's someone else who's not on the list.
21:12 I'm telling you the list I got.
21:14 I didn't go digging for it.
21:15 I wasn't like, let me see what Smitty did.
21:18 I didn't do that.
21:19 - That's not what was said last week.
21:21 You can go back and look at what you said last week.
21:23 - You said I wasn't digging?
21:24 - I thought he said that he got a text,
21:25 he got a text though.
21:26 I don't think he said he asked.
21:29 - It's all public.
21:31 Have one of your dozen fluffers go
21:33 and just look at the quote.
21:35 Just look at it.
21:36 - Smitty, you just said, Smitty,
21:38 you literally just said I got a report.
21:40 - Here we go, here we go.
21:42 - I got a report.
21:44 Who did the least amount of tweets for DraftKings.
21:48 - That already said what I had to say.
21:51 - So my thing is, I don't.
21:53 - So my point is I didn't go digging for it.
21:57 Gaz proactively sent me, I looked at it.
22:00 You were dead last on the list.
22:02 - Sure.
22:06 - All right, we're going.
22:07 - That added, it's like,
22:09 he never says Dave, you're right.
22:11 He said, no, I didn't say,
22:12 it's too exclamation point.
22:14 It's like, all right.
22:15 - Jews, J-E-W-S, exclamation point.
22:19 - All right, goodbye, Smitty.
22:21 We're good, we're good.
22:22 We're going, sir.
22:22 We're good.
22:23 You guys hear me okay?
22:24 Am I finally being heard all right or no?
22:26 - Yes, we hear you.
22:27 - That's the, it's fine.
22:29 The other controversy is this, it's brewing right now.
22:33 - Oh.
22:34 - Is that Jersey Jerry claims you almost fired him.
22:36 Is that a legitimate story or not a legitimate story?
22:40 - Not a, I was very mad at him.
22:42 I didn't almost fire him.
22:44 - Okay.
22:45 - What'd he do?
22:45 - This is what he said, right?
22:46 We have the, do we have the sound or no?
22:49 - I was furious.
22:51 - Well, what happened?
22:51 You want to just say what happened?
22:52 - Sure.
22:53 Like it's a well-known thing.
22:55 We promote Rumble, not YouTube.
22:58 He did Jerry after dark.
23:00 He did it perfect the week, the first week.
23:02 The Rumble chat is what you use.
23:04 The second week he went back to YouTube.
23:07 They knew what they were doing and I freaked out.
23:10 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
23:11 'Cause Jerry's first guy in line, more money, all this.
23:14 Well, guess how we get more money?
23:15 Rumble's paying us.
23:16 So I lost my mind.
23:17 - Well, I got a text from my producer saying,
23:20 Jerry's available next.
23:21 He's fired up over rumors about him stealing money
23:24 from advertiser kickbacks.
23:26 Have you heard about this?
23:27 Is this real or not real?
23:28 - Not real for me.
23:29 I don't know what that is.
23:30 - Okay.
23:31 They're saying he's worked up,
23:31 somebody's saying that this thing.
23:32 - That I am, I never said that.
23:34 I don't even know what that is.
23:35 - Is he here or no?
23:36 - Yeah, we can, it'll be in one minute.
23:41 - One minute, okay.
23:42 All right.
23:43 - Is this something where he's getting like tweeted at?
23:46 - Has to be, right?
23:47 Like Reddit or something or some bullshit, has to be.
23:48 He gets worked up about this stuff, I know.
23:51 - Yeah, that wasn't from me.
23:53 - So he just kept promoting the YouTube and not the Rumble.
23:55 - Yeah, you gotta use the Rumble chat.
23:57 Like, and we have long talks
23:59 because Jerry after dark is perfect for Rumble.
24:03 - He's perfect for Rumble because he's basically,
24:05 you know, a Trump guy and everything, right?
24:08 So it's like, all right, this is the perfect fit.
24:10 They did it perfect week one.
24:12 Week two, they tried to slide a fast one past me
24:15 and they went back to the other.
24:17 I'm like, that pissed me off.
24:19 It pissed me off.
24:20 That's one of the things like, like the Mincy thing.
24:23 Like, I mean, well, he's a more, I mean, that's like,
24:27 that's, that's.
24:28 - But it's how many times can you say stuff?
24:31 - There's some things that are just important.
24:33 And I feel like I stress when they're important.
24:36 - But I think if Mincy screws up again,
24:37 actually it gets on you.
24:39 - Oh yeah.
24:40 - That's on me.
24:41 - Mincy crowd surfing face down also
24:44 is one of the best things ever.
24:45 Who crowd surfs face down?
24:47 - I gotta tell you, I screamed at him too.
24:49 I told him, we saw this, yeah.
24:52 The DraftKings, I'm like, just don't talk about it
24:55 because you're incapable.
24:57 You're incapable of doing it.
24:58 Just don't talk about it, all right?
25:00 Yep, I'm not.
25:00 - You said in the block too?
25:02 - That was later.
25:04 This was, I was walked out of the office.
25:06 I go, you know what?
25:07 Just never mention him.
25:08 Don't talk about it.
25:09 You can't handle it.
25:10 He walked out, tweeted about it a second after I left,
25:13 screwed it up.
25:15 Jerry, what's up?
25:16 - Hey.
25:19 - So what is going, so Dave is saying something
25:22 about the YouTube, but then I'm getting a text saying
25:24 that you're mad about something else.
25:25 What's going on?
25:26 - Well, no, Jerry, you're saying the fired.
25:27 I assume you're talking about
25:28 in the Rumble YouTube stuff, right?
25:30 - Yeah, when you freaked out at me in the morning,
25:34 you freaked and called me and you screamed at me.
25:37 And yeah, you were pissed.
25:39 And yeah, so that's why I said it on my show.
25:41 And then I guess somebody out there took it as,
25:46 oh, they made up this story that I'm getting kickbacks
25:50 from Stella Blue and Diamond Recovery.
25:53 - Oh, wow.
25:54 Okay.
25:54 - So I have ownership of Diamond Recovery, which I'm-
25:57 - That would be a weird arrangement.
25:59 - Yeah, yeah.
26:01 I mean, whoever believes that story is fucking crazy.
26:05 I have ownership of treatment centers.
26:08 Obviously, Kirk, you're a big supporter.
26:13 I'm sober and I have ownership.
26:14 And yes, I do promote my treatment centers.
26:18 Do I get paid?
26:19 Yes, I get paid from my treatment centers.
26:21 I'm a partner there.
26:23 But no, I don't get kickbacks from Stella.
26:26 - But Dave is saying that you are like going,
26:28 like trying to pull a fast one
26:30 with the rumble stuff, right, Dave?
26:31 - I thought they tried to pull a fast one that week.
26:36 Like they wanted to go back where they thought
26:38 they'd get more views with the chat.
26:41 I don't mean like make money.
26:43 But yeah, I feel as though they knew
26:46 what they were supposed to do.
26:48 And then they tried to slip going back the other way.
26:50 But I mean, I exploded.
26:51 I was very upset.
26:52 - What was I just reading?
26:53 - I went fucking crazy on Lucas too.
26:56 - That article is crazy.
26:59 - Is there some Reddit thing, guys?
27:03 Is that what this is or no?
27:05 - Yeah, there's some made up Reddit article.
27:08 - We're going on Reddit articles?
27:10 - Yeah, I have no, I have absolutely no idea what that,
27:12 all that shit never happened.
27:14 I have no idea what any of that is.
27:15 - We're good, we'll talk to you then.
27:16 We're good, we're good.
27:17 He's good, he's good then, right Dave?
27:18 - Yeah, yeah, we're fine.
27:20 - Hang in there.
27:21 All right.
27:24 Anything else going on with the--
27:25 - I'm not into Reddit theories.
27:26 - Yeah, I mean, none of that's true.
27:28 - None of that's true, okay, all right.
27:30 Hey, would you, I see your shirt,
27:31 you mentioned him earlier.
27:32 If Trump, if the Trump people call you--
27:35 - It's a good shirt.
27:36 - Very nice, very nice.
27:38 - What's he holding?
27:39 - Oh, it's like a cane versus a walker.
27:42 - Did you make that?
27:43 - No, it's an unfortunate portrait shirt,
27:45 which I do have an investment in that company.
27:48 - Great.
27:49 - Kickbacks.
27:50 - Would you, would you interview Trump?
27:50 Would you, you'd do Trump again, right?
27:52 If they asked you to do it tomorrow?
27:53 - I'd really want both.
27:55 - Well, I know that, but I'm saying,
27:56 let's say Biden people said no,
27:58 and Trump people said yes, you wouldn't do it then?
28:00 - No, I don't think so.
28:01 - No?
28:02 - What do I, I don't really have,
28:03 what do I wanna know?
28:04 - Right, nothing really the game on your end?
28:07 - Yeah, I, it already, I'm already considered so far right,
28:12 like, I guess it couldn't get any more right,
28:15 and it's always good,
28:16 but it's also not as special as like the first time I did it,
28:19 'cause he does shit with Nelk,
28:20 and he does a lot of stuff.
28:22 Whereas like when I did it, I was literally the first,
28:24 like there was nobody of my kind doing it,
28:26 he was a sitting president.
28:28 There's not as much gain, or, if he was president,
28:32 I think you always have to say yes,
28:34 but, and he probably will be,
28:35 but I wouldn't right now.
28:36 - I think an interview with you and Biden
28:38 might be even better,
28:39 like you're giving him smell and salt at the beginning.
28:41 - Yeah, yeah, like playing lullabies.
28:44 - You guys, did you guys see all this,
28:48 all the cell services down today?
28:50 - Yes.
28:51 - So, and then, did you see that movie
28:53 that the Obamas produced,
28:55 Leave the World Behind on Netflix?
28:57 - Julia Roberts? - See that movie, Kirk?
28:58 - Julia Roberts' one?
28:59 - Yeah, it's basically like--
29:00 - Kind of that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:01 - An idea on how the world would end,
29:04 or the country would end.
29:05 - Are you a conspiracy guy?
29:06 - So I'm not really a conspiracy guy,
29:08 but I'll tell you this,
29:09 you know the emergency broadcasts
29:11 that hop on your TV once every two weeks?
29:13 - Yeah, the test, yeah.
29:15 - I'm getting five of those a day back home now.
29:18 No, no, not five of those a day,
29:20 at least two a day, sometimes three.
29:22 I actually think something might be coming here, boys.
29:25 Let's hope not.
29:26 - How much TV are you watching?
29:27 - I have the TV on all day.
29:29 - Oh, you're a TV guy, yeah.
29:30 - That really is a problem.
29:31 - TV's just for not a conspiracy guy,
29:32 it sounded like you're basically saying
29:34 the aliens are coming, yeah.
29:36 - Well, alien, alien, alien, I do believe in aliens.
29:38 I don't know if they're here,
29:40 but I think if you don't believe in aliens,
29:41 you're kind of--
29:42 - It is a very alien-like beginning.
29:44 My phone hasn't been fucked up at all.
29:46 - No, neither has mine,
29:47 but I was seeing that all the AT&T was down.
29:49 - People were saying it was a solar flare.
29:51 - What is your theory, Whitney?
29:52 What is the end game to this?
29:53 - Oh, I have no idea.
29:55 If you were to go based on that movie--
29:57 - Mm-hmm.
29:58 It's like science, it's the beginning of science.
30:01 - The theory would be we end up just killing each other off.
30:03 That's pretty much how the movie went.
30:05 It was kind of an interesting movie,
30:07 but the fact that the Obamas produced it,
30:09 all of a sudden I'm thinking,
30:10 I don't know what's going on here,
30:11 what the hell's happening?
30:13 - What do the Obamas have to do with it?
30:15 - They produced the movie.
30:16 - Why not, boys?
30:17 It has to do with what happened today.
30:19 - Who knows?
30:19 - Interesting.
30:21 That's okay, okay, anyway.
30:23 - I know I'm getting deep, but who knows?
30:25 - Yes, yeah.
30:26 - I'm team alien.
30:27 - Yeah, me too.
30:29 - Why do you think intellectually there has to be,
30:31 it's almost egotistical to think we're the only life form.
30:33 That's just stupid.
30:34 I've never really bothered with it,
30:35 but I don't know.
30:38 What else, Cole?
30:38 Anything else going on with you guys or no?
30:41 - No, nothing. - I've just been on Pure.
30:42 I will say I made fun of it,
30:44 but people don't wanna hear anything from me
30:47 unless it's Peaches.
30:48 - That's what I'm saying.
30:49 You're gonna dummy yourself with your dog.
30:52 - No, I'm not gonna dummy myself.
30:54 The dog is mine.
30:55 If we monetize it, listen, this is good for everybody.
30:58 She's under contract for life.
31:00 I don't have to renew.
31:02 - What if it's a situation where she runs up
31:05 to Bailey Carlin at some event and licks him or something?
31:08 - She is so smart.
31:09 I've never even seen her think of doing anything,
31:13 a lick, wag her tail, she would bite his hand off.
31:15 - She would bite Bailey, she would bite his hand off.
31:17 - She can smell bad people.
31:19 - Okay.
31:20 Why no live stream for Nate last Friday?
31:24 We have one this Friday.
31:25 - I don't give more than one second thought to Nate.
31:32 - Just ask the question.
31:33 - I didn't know he didn't have one last Friday.
31:35 I didn't know he's having one this Friday.
31:37 I don't give a fuck about Nate.
31:40 - Okay, okay.
31:41 So he's free to have the Friday.
31:45 - Yeah, but don't put it on,
31:46 I don't want it on the main Barstool channel.
31:49 Again, I go back, I've said this.
31:51 If you're a little Johnny or Joey,
31:53 and the first time you see Barstool
31:55 on the Barstool channel is Nate,
31:57 we lost a viewer for life.
31:58 So I don't want that to be the first entrance.
32:02 - Is Miss Peaches, would she bite Nate or not bite Nate?
32:06 - No, she wouldn't.
32:07 - Okay, would she bite me?
32:09 - No.
32:10 - Who would she bite at Barstool?
32:11 - Nobody.
32:12 - No, but Barstool's safe.
32:13 - Yeah.
32:14 - Okay.
32:15 - She doesn't bite.
32:16 - Well, you said she would bite Bailey Carlin.
32:18 - That's like if you saw Hitler, would you bite Hitler?
32:20 Yes, she would.
32:21 - Who's worse?
32:22 - I'm not gonna, you're not gonna get me to say that.
32:23 And I'm not saying he's Hitler,
32:24 but they both, you know, they're both devious.
32:27 - Enrico wants to limit like healthy debate,
32:30 like once a month now or something.
32:31 I saw that.
32:31 - What?
32:32 - Is that what he does?
32:33 - I don't know, like once a week.
32:34 - He's probably gonna make some changes with that.
32:36 I don't think that's a lack of work.
32:37 It's not, the numbers aren't killing it.
32:40 - I guess it's tough to show that you're everything.
32:42 - What would be good numbers for that show?
32:44 Like what are you looking at?
32:45 You're like, all right, that's going well.
32:47 It's all live viewers, right?
32:49 - Yeah, I don't know.
32:51 I mean, I don't know if that's a number,
32:53 but you want to see increasing numbers, not decreasing.
32:57 - Oh, they're decreasing?
32:58 - Yeah, they've gone down, I think.
32:59 - It's a part of the problem though, not defending Enrico,
33:02 but when you do a promotion like that,
33:05 where you're part of it and it builds everything up,
33:07 almost in a way it's probably gonna diminish at some point.
33:10 You know what I mean?
33:11 'Cause you were promoting it so much,
33:12 look at the producer.
33:13 - I wasn't promoting it that much.
33:15 - Something to talk to you about though,
33:16 with the producer.
33:17 - Yeah, no, right.
33:19 Listen, the one thing that has always been the case
33:22 here and everywhere, the audience determines what works
33:25 and what doesn't work.
33:26 I mean, you can't, I wish it worked.
33:29 Like it's no different than Peaches.
33:31 Whatever the reason, she resonated instantly
33:34 and it was obvious and it's still growing.
33:36 Like I won't still be posting her all the time
33:39 if the views weren't still going up and growing.
33:41 So you just kind of follow what the audience tells you
33:43 they like, same with pizza.
33:45 Like I didn't have some grand plan to do pizza.
33:47 Clearly it resonated and kept going.
33:49 - Are we at the peak of Miss Peaches?
33:51 Have we plateaued?
33:53 - I don't know.
33:53 I mean, she had 297,000 followers when the show started.
33:58 She's at 300.
33:59 That's a lot to go 3,000 in.
34:02 Well, how long have we been doing this?
34:03 Half an hour?
34:04 She's at 300.
34:05 Do you know how hard nowadays 300,000 followers
34:08 on Instagram is?
34:09 It's very hard.
34:10 - Now you have to post for her and you.
34:14 - It's a bear.
34:15 It's like if I see her do something,
34:20 I gotta scramble and get my phone.
34:21 Just, but we get it.
34:22 Here's a little unnamed show.
34:25 I bought her some new bowls.
34:27 We're gonna make a nice video out of that.
34:28 Go yard bowls, eight grand dog bowl.
34:31 - What?
34:32 - Shut the fuck up, dude.
34:34 - What, it's made of gold?
34:35 - It's go yard.
34:37 - What does that mean though?
34:38 - It's the brand.
34:39 - 8,000 dollars for a fucking bowl, Dave?
34:42 - It's go yard.
34:44 - What does that mean though?
34:45 - Well, this bowl, like, jerk you off.
34:46 - It means if you don't know what it is,
34:47 it's too expensive for you.
34:49 - I agree.
34:49 Nobody's disputing that, but explain to me,
34:51 Simpleton, why?
34:53 - Because it's a high-end designer bowl.
34:57 - Are you getting money for this or something?
34:58 - No.
34:59 8,000 bucks when you could have given her
35:02 a bowl from the kitchen.
35:03 - Can we get the bowl?
35:04 Go get the bowl.
35:05 Can you go get the bowl?
35:07 - Well, here's the thing, fellas.
35:08 - This is gonna be underwhelming, seeing this bowl.
35:11 - I haven't opened it yet, so I can't.
35:13 There it is.
35:14 - Oh my God.
35:15 - You are an asshole.
35:16 8,000 dollars for that thing?
35:18 - Yep.
35:19 But what, no one called me an asshole
35:21 when I bought that 6,000 dollar Fidel Castro suit
35:23 from Prada?
35:24 Here's the thing, I'm gonna make a video out of it.
35:26 - I thought they sent you that.
35:27 You bought that thing?
35:28 - Six grand.
35:29 - At least you give that, you buy it.
35:32 So eight grand, okay.
35:33 - So, but here's the thing.
35:34 Here's how rational I was to look at it.
35:36 I have clowns, Regal Bosco,
35:38 hey, can I go to fucking Alabama A&T
35:41 to make a basketball video
35:43 that three people are gonna watch?
35:45 I gotta buy two plane tickets,
35:46 I gotta get this hotel a producer.
35:48 How much does this cost?
35:49 6,000.
35:50 I make this video, it'll be the most watched thing
35:52 we have at the company.
35:53 Eight grand for a budget for that?
35:55 Bargain.
35:56 That's how my brain works.
35:58 - What is this video gonna be?
35:59 Her just eating out of the bowl?
36:01 - Yeah, hey, Miss Peaches, I got you a present.
36:03 - Oh, don't do that.
36:04 - But if it was a shitty bowl,
36:06 same amount of people would watch it, right?
36:08 - No. - Exactly.
36:09 - No, they wouldn't watch it.
36:10 - If I gave her a shitty bowl as a present, no.
36:13 - They're not, the people won't even know
36:15 it's eight grand in the video.
36:17 - Hey, your wife, ask her if she knows
36:20 what a Goyard Bowl is.
36:21 I guarantee you she does.
36:23 Miss Peaches skews wildly female.
36:26 - Okay, well, but at that point she said yes, didn't she?
36:29 I'm not gonna comment.
36:30 - Oh, she's not here.
36:31 - If it was a-- - No, Kirk asked
36:33 and got a definite yes.
36:35 - No comment.
36:36 - What is it called, Goyard?
36:37 - It's like a very high-end designer thing.
36:40 - But Dave, if it was an $850 bowl,
36:42 it would still be a nice gift, right?
36:43 - No, it wouldn't.
36:45 - Yes, it would, it would, but not like this.
36:47 They're gonna be like, oh, spoiled miss,
36:49 listen, you guys are like 20 miles behind my content brain.
36:53 No question.
36:54 - No, yeah, I agree on that,
36:56 but I just think, Kirk, it could be a $3 bowl
36:59 in that video doing numbies.
37:01 - No, not like this.
37:02 - I don't think the price of the bowl matters.
37:03 - Yes, it's the designer brand.
37:05 That's like getting her bowl
37:07 from fucking Kmart versus a Dior bowl.
37:10 - How many of your followers and Miss Peaches' followers
37:13 do you think are invested in $8,000 designer dog bowl?
37:17 - It's the fact she's getting spoiled rotten.
37:19 - What he is now is he's become Davey Warbucks.
37:22 That's who he is, and that's Annie, right?
37:24 Like, she's your--
37:25 - What do you guys have to say
37:26 about that analogy I just used
37:28 with Rico Bosco flying to Alabama A&T
37:31 and spending eight grand on a trip that gets seven views?
37:34 - There's no way that trip costs eight grand.
37:36 It's probably $1,200.
37:37 - We do plenty of things that cost eight grand for content.
37:42 This will be millions and millions of views.
37:45 - What you're saying now is,
37:47 now there's a whole new group of people
37:48 sucking on her titties,
37:49 and it's like the Rico Boscos of the world
37:51 who are basically now sucking up to Miss Peaches, right?
37:54 - She's a female audience.
37:56 - Right, that's what I'm saying.
37:58 - What are you, a hoarder, like a breeder?
38:00 - The way you talk about someone
38:01 who's been abused is horrific.
38:03 - I know, I said that.
38:05 I'm like Whitney, I appreciate that you rescued the dog.
38:07 Whitney, go, Whitney gets his little dog,
38:09 he puts it in his purse, he walks around town.
38:11 I understand that.
38:12 - No, our dog is not a little purse dog.
38:14 I fucking hate little dogs.
38:16 - Well, you also-- - I like little dogs too.
38:18 Shout out Stella Bean, Queen of Toys, shout out Brody.
38:21 - Also Pippin.
38:23 - All right.
38:23 Dave, any contracts coming up at Barstool or anything?
38:28 - Yeah, we like those updates.
38:30 - Uh, no, not really.
38:34 - No? - No.
38:36 - Okay, all right, okay.
38:38 No big Barstools other than that?
38:40 We kind of covered everything we think?
38:42 - I mean, I was told you were gonna do the buzz thing.
38:45 Are you not doing that?
38:46 - What buzz thing?
38:47 - I don't know what the fuck is going on over here.
38:50 - What, you can't hear me?
38:51 - I wanna do it now.
38:53 - What's the buzz thing?
38:54 I'll do it. - I don't know.
38:55 - No, nevermind, we don't have to.
38:56 - I was told, I was like, is it okay
38:58 to talk about the buzz thing on this show?
39:00 And I said, yes, and now it's not being brought up.
39:03 Austin, why do people ask me and I say yes,
39:06 and then it's not brought up?
39:08 Because what is Coleman?
39:09 Does Coleman even, who is putting together a list?
39:11 Does anybody put together a list of anybody?
39:13 - I don't know, we don't even have a list besides Kurt.
39:15 - Coleman is busy, he's sort of,
39:17 he's an underground world he investigates at night.
39:19 I don't think he spends much time working on the show.
39:21 - What is, well then what are we doing?
39:23 - In the list.
39:24 - What is it, what is it?
39:25 - Who said that?
39:26 Wait, what did someone just say in my ear?
39:28 - If I was me, I included that within the list.
39:30 - What is it?
39:31 - What is it?
39:33 - That Dave was apparently an unnamed social media
39:36 influencer in an SEC statement for Buzz
39:41 where he was promoting.
39:42 - Oh wow, great, okay, go ahead.
39:45 - You don't think that's interesting?
39:46 - Go ahead.
39:47 - No, nevermind, I don't wanna talk about it.
39:49 - No, no, no, 'cause I do.
39:50 Is this how you scam people with Buzz?
39:53 - Yeah, exactly, Whitney, thank you.
39:54 People are saying like I made money on this thing
39:57 and I'm getting dragged by the fucking,
39:59 the media's being like this,
40:01 they hid my involvement in this Buzz thing.
40:04 At one point, and I didn't go public
40:06 with this during the time,
40:08 the SEC took my fucking phone,
40:10 they took everything I had, my emails, everything,
40:14 and was going through my involvement in this Buzz,
40:16 which by the way, from the fucking jump,
40:18 I'm like, I am part of Buzz.
40:21 I didn't make a cent from it,
40:22 I didn't get anything because it didn't really work.
40:24 It was like this--
40:25 - Did you lose money?
40:26 - No, I didn't have to put any in.
40:27 It was I promote it, and if enough people invest in it,
40:31 I would get like a sliding scale.
40:33 It didn't work, I thought it would work.
40:34 It was supposed to be like you chart the news.
40:37 The more people talk about stocks, it goes up,
40:39 which was for the most part true in the beginning of COVID.
40:42 Thing tanked, and it didn't really work.
40:45 So the SEC investigated me, which is crazy.
40:48 They investigate everybody, this Van Eck got fined
40:51 because I guess they didn't file the paperwork correctly
40:53 saying I was involved, even though it was very
40:56 straightforward that I was involved, but it came out,
40:58 and people who don't like me were trying to make it seem
41:01 like I was doing like a little scam, being like,
41:04 "Hey, this is cool," without saying I was involved.
41:06 That's the whole story.
41:07 It was on the sheet, it was asked whether I could
41:09 talk about it, I thought we'd talk about it,
41:11 we didn't talk about it, that's fine, that's the story.
41:13 - Were there people out there who lost a bunch of money
41:16 because of this Buzz thing?
41:17 - No.
41:19 - Oh.
41:20 To be fair--
41:21 - It's like trading the same it launched as.
41:24 - To be fair, Coleman had that story behind
41:26 Hanks trying to dunk a basketball, just to give you
41:28 an idea of the perspective we're dealing with,
41:30 just so you know.
41:31 - Yeah, that, I'm gonna have to see the sheet.
41:35 Maybe I'll just start keeping notes on things
41:37 that interest, shame on me for thinking for once
41:40 when you have three people of our ilk that the producer
41:44 would pay a fucking attention and try to put,
41:47 I guess I gotta do fucking everything.
41:49 - No, I'm happy to have a bigger role in that now.
41:51 I'm the same way, I think I'm on the road this week.
41:53 If you wanna blame me for this one,
41:54 I'm happy to take the blame, that's fine.
41:56 I thought we--
41:57 - What else is on this sheet?
41:58 - I'll give you, let me see.
42:00 - Let's read through this sheet.
42:01 - I'm happy to read through this sheet right now.
42:02 - How about Tiger Woods' kid did a qualifier
42:06 for a PGA Tour event and shot 86.
42:09 - Who, why is that?
42:10 - No, I just saw this on Twitter.
42:12 - That's bad, right?
42:14 - That's very bad.
42:14 - You think?
42:15 - Yeah, that's very bad.
42:16 - I'm sorry, I'm not a golfer.
42:18 - No, second story was Dante on KFC radio,
42:21 second story, just to give you an idea.
42:23 - Oh, all right, well, what is that about?
42:26 - He's saying--
42:27 - Did he say something?
42:28 - He's saying that someone told him
42:29 that being stuck in New York is like a death sentence.
42:32 He said that the KFC says he tries,
42:36 and basically he's saying,
42:37 Chicago's great, New York stinks, is what Dante said.
42:40 Jersey Jerry said that Dave almost fired him,
42:42 we talked about that.
42:43 Clemmer's 100 hour stream, which Coleman is very into,
42:46 he texts me all the time about it.
42:48 - Well, he's going into, Clemmer claims
42:51 he's going to like, solitary confinement.
42:53 - The very, Dave, I have two sheets right here.
42:55 The first story is Miss Peaches, okay?
42:56 We did that.
42:57 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
43:02 nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
43:06 the 18th and last story, can you hear me now?
43:09 - I hear you.
43:11 - I don't care about that.
43:11 Oh, more stories, 30 stories, the last story,
43:14 SEC fines Vanek 1.75 million over Dave's ETF rule.
43:19 That's all it says, that's a sentence.
43:21 If you're me, do you think that's an interesting sentence?
43:23 - No, if you read some of these articles,
43:25 where-- - I understand,
43:26 but I'm just telling you what I got here, so.
43:27 - Yeah, right. - The very last story,
43:29 some other stories in front of it.
43:30 - Generally, if Austin asked me, like,
43:32 is it okay if we can talk about this on the pod?
43:35 It's something that should probably be talked about.
43:37 - Austin knows, Austin knows.
43:39 Dave, why did you send,
43:40 did you send Tate to Chicago
43:43 because you look at Chicago as just that much better
43:46 and you think he can really help there?
43:48 - Yeah, I think so.
43:49 - Well, no, he's closer.
43:53 I, here's something that you guys,
43:55 this is where I'm sometimes thinking about things different.
43:57 Everyone's like, he's gotta go to New York, he's gotta do it.
44:00 I have to be in New York when he's there.
44:02 I don't trust the people in New York to interact with him
44:06 without it spiraling out of control.
44:09 Like, we have people who have no idea what the line is.
44:11 Kelly Keegs is like saying she's gonna murder him.
44:14 Francis may try to register him for a sex offender list.
44:17 I have to be there to monitor that interaction.
44:21 I don't, I want Tate to be successful.
44:24 I'm not hiring him to be like,
44:25 and I said, I told you guys when I hired him,
44:28 like, just going at our own employees, like, that's not.
44:32 - That runs it's just like.
44:34 - So to send him to New York and just like,
44:37 I wanna be, put people in the most successful ways
44:40 he can be.
44:41 I think he's a great writer and he could be very good.
44:44 Do you just want him to go clash with everybody right away?
44:47 I didn't want that.
44:48 - And it would probably only be a week of clashing anyways.
44:51 - And I don't know what those guys do.
44:52 They're crazy people.
44:54 We have crazy people.
44:55 - I actually think, I actually think if he goes,
44:56 if he went to New York after like a week,
44:58 they'd all like each other anyway.
44:59 They're just doing a jerk off fest and be boring anyway.
45:02 So, oh, by the way, also Rappaport called in the ambulance,
45:05 a paramedics truck, Dave,
45:06 that was ahead of your story as well.
45:08 What happened to him?
45:11 - Tiger Woods when he was on the thing.
45:13 Yeah, so there you go.
45:14 That story is also more important according to Coleman.
45:16 You are dead last this thing, Dave.
45:17 Do you want to talk about it?
45:18 Just so you know.
45:19 - I was just surprised that it was,
45:20 'cause again, it was specifically brought to my attention.
45:23 Is it okay?
45:23 And I haven't talked about it.
45:25 - Well, I need to know that before the show starts.
45:27 If there's something you want to talk about,
45:28 why don't you put it on?
45:29 - I didn't want to talk about it.
45:31 Austin specifically said, is it okay if we talk about it?
45:35 - Oh.
45:36 - Who do you think maybe like two years ago,
45:37 three years ago that you saw on this upwards trajectory
45:41 of Barstool that in the end you're like,
45:42 wow, it didn't work out for him or her.
45:45 Like you saw a bunch of promise and you're like,
45:48 fuck, they really plateaued.
45:50 - I mean, the mean girls, obviously at one point,
45:58 I thought they were going pretty quick and,
46:01 (laughing)
46:03 yeah, not great.
46:04 Not great.
46:05 Not great.
46:07 But who else like,
46:09 well, yeah, that's why I also,
46:16 people don't understand that's why I got mad
46:18 when people are going after the mean girl,
46:20 not mad, but I was like,
46:22 if I think there's somebody who can make the company money,
46:24 I'm trying to help them as best I can.
46:28 Like there's certain people who I don't care,
46:30 go after Smitty Nate,
46:31 they're never going to be breadwinners for us.
46:34 - I still, to wrap it up,
46:35 I still don't really get Smitty's point.
46:37 His point is the--
46:38 - It makes no sense.
46:39 - He tied everybody with zero tweets?
46:40 Like I don't get his--
46:42 - What Kirk does,
46:44 yeah, the man said,
46:45 you changed the facts,
46:47 it gets all washed up.
46:48 I did not tweet you.
46:50 I did not text you Jews.
46:52 I DM'd you Jews with an explanation point.
46:55 Like, okay, Smitty, that what,
46:57 like he argued that with a straight face,
47:00 that that material changes what happened.
47:03 - I would say that Jew is worse than Jew.
47:08 - What are you talking about?
47:10 - Like the explanation point helped a little bit.
47:12 - Three in the morning.
47:13 - Kirk, what do you think?
47:14 - Now he's going to be like,
47:15 that wasn't at three in the morning,
47:17 that was at 2.45.
47:19 - Yeah, to be enthusiastic about Jew,
47:22 I guess is a good thing.
47:23 Like it's not--
47:24 - That's what I'm saying.
47:24 Whereas if it's no explanation point,
47:25 you're just like, Jew.
47:27 - It's not Jew with like a sad face.
47:28 Or like a,
47:29 a,
47:30 a,
47:31 imagine, honestly,
47:32 waking up,
47:33 looking at your phone like,
47:34 oh, Smitty, Smitty DM'd me Jew out of the club.
47:37 Like with no context.
47:39 - It's a little strange.
47:40 - All right.
47:43 Anything else Whitney or no?
47:44 - Shit, no.
47:47 Fuck.
47:48 I feel like I don't want this to end yet.
47:49 - I'm going to start keeping,
47:50 yeah, no, I'm going to start keeping lists
47:51 because Coleman's useless.
47:53 - Oh my, oh my.
47:54 I expected I'm traveling--
47:55 - So I feel like you guys keep lists
47:57 because I would say of the two people at Barstool,
48:01 you guys are more than anyone.
48:02 Like you're not talking about something
48:04 if you have no interest.
48:04 When I listen to the Kirk Manhattan show,
48:06 when he gets topics, he's like,
48:07 fuck off, I ain't talking about that.
48:08 Dave, you don't really want to talk about stuff
48:10 unless it interests you.
48:11 So you guys keep things and I can talk about anything.
48:15 - Okay.
48:16 - Deal?
48:17 - Okay.
48:17 - Fine.
48:18 - I'll keep lists.
48:19 I'm going to keep lists of what I'd like to talk about.
48:21 - Poor noise list.
48:22 Just like Schindler's List,
48:22 a movie that Smitty, I don't think probably liked, I guess.
48:25 I don't know.
48:26 - No, he probably,
48:27 he probably never watched it.
48:29 - His, I, again,
48:30 I don't want to keep rehashing it,
48:31 but he's like, you misrepresented the facts.
48:34 It's like, what are you talking?
48:36 Fine, you were tied for last with Rapaport and Lawant.
48:39 I like, okay.
48:41 - I'm a little more worried that Coleman is,
48:44 thinks these Reddit reports are always real.
48:45 Is he that stupid?
48:46 Does he think that Reddit is like always telling the truth?
48:49 - Well, I feel like Jersey Cherry
48:50 thought they were real though.
48:51 - Yeah.
48:52 Well, I mean, we're not dealing
48:53 with the top of the food chain here.
48:54 - This is true.
48:55 This is true.
48:56 - All right, we're good?
48:57 All right.
48:58 All right, goodbye.
48:59 See you boys.
49:00 Jews.