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00:00Alright, it's the second annual Barstool Sports Secret Santa.
00:04We got all our presents under the tree.
00:07I think we should just get right into it.
00:30Do we have eggnog?
00:49What?
00:50Cool.
00:51You don't want to drink again, is that why?
00:59No, I just like eggnog.
01:00And Jackie said there was going to be eggnog.
01:03You said it last year.
01:04You said it this year.
01:05No I didn't.
01:06I think I should.
01:07I never said eggnog.
01:08Holiday beverage is eggnog.
01:09But I want chocolate.
01:10That means eggnog.
01:11I never said eggnog.
01:12Chocolate.
01:13Chocolate.
01:14I mean, Jackie's a fucking bitch and said there was going to be eggnog here and there's
01:15no fucking eggnog.
01:17This is a good idea for Kevin Hart.
01:18Gary Psey.
01:19Because he's always on the sidelines with his kids.
01:20I sat on so many fucking cold sidelines that I figured if he's doing it now with his kids,
01:23why not fucking what I'm doing.
01:26Is this a yak thing, are we going to all like fart in this until we've got a sit in it?
01:29No, I had my Secret Santa.
01:33He was always like silent.
01:41No, I have my secret Santa.
01:43Yeah, but he's always, like, silent.
01:45I don't like being fucking miserable in windy sidewalks.
01:47Yeah.
01:48This girl in here with a fucking little bit of booty.
01:50Oh, I got my kid's chair, too.
01:53I can fit that.
01:54Is that cool?
01:55Yeah, I got it on the lawn.
01:56It smells like, uh...
01:57It's like butt chicken.
01:59Can I get a sniff?
02:00Yeah, go ahead.
02:01You're supposed to have the 11 or 12 spice.
02:03It sucks.
02:05Can I get a little bit of paprika off that?
02:07All right.
02:08Oh, a little bit, a little bit.
02:09A little bit, all right.
02:10It smells like gravy.
02:13It'd be funny if he's not gonna be able to sit there.
02:15He's grabbing for his chair so intense.
02:17Like that.
02:24Looking adorable, no?
02:28Is that cool?
02:29Cool.
02:32Um, yeah.
02:36Think of a way, go ahead.
02:41It's a tank.
02:44I hope he likes it.
02:46I more hope he doesn't already have it.
02:50Now I need to get a shop.
02:51Housey has everything.
02:52Every piece of memorabilia you can imagine.
02:53Like a museum.
02:55It's like trying to, you know, buy the Louvre art.
02:58So, I got this lame memorabilia baseball thing,
03:02but then Juan Soto signed with the Mets,
03:04so I was like, I'm canceling that.
03:06And I got him, like, it's not here yet,
03:09but I got him like a sick jersey, like a real one.
03:12Like you can feel the numbers,
03:14but he's gonna wear it for like ever.
03:16He still wears like a Matt Harvey jersey.
03:18And in my mind, great karma too for the Mets.
03:22But it's not here yet.
03:24All right, it's the second annual
03:25Barstool Sports Secret Santa.
03:28We got all the presents under the tree.
03:31I think we should just get right into it.
03:33That's mine for Kevin, for James.
03:40Merry Christmas!
03:44I have a gift-giving issue.
03:47Oh my god, pickleball.
03:49Thank you so much.
03:52I love gifts.
03:55Oh my god, dude, thank you so much.
03:56You told me you'd be speaking.
03:57Oh, great.
03:58This is Matt of Dake, Ohio.
04:03And then this is our gardening calendar.
04:04It includes inspiration.
04:08And then there's one more thing in the other bag.
04:11A cross?
04:12You put a cross on it.
04:28Frank, here you go.
04:31So Francis, those are for me.
04:33Oh!
04:35One more question.
04:36The top one first.
04:37I know you've been impressed with how much pussy I get.
04:40Sure have.
04:42Smell it on your breath.
04:47How to approach women.
04:50The ultimate sexual question.
04:51Where I learned everything.
04:53This is great.
04:54Eddie Strickland.
04:55I wrote it myself.
04:59I wrote that over the last week as a little gift.
05:01I appreciate you.
05:02All my tips and secrets.
05:03Oh, there's one right here.
05:04It says poke her.
05:07Metaphorically.
05:09See here.
05:10Wow.
05:13I heard you're into zen and crystals and shit.
05:17Who told you that?
05:21It's a little thing for your desk.
05:23Zen garden.
05:24This looks really nice.
05:25Oh, wait.
05:26I love those things.
05:27They're really relaxing.
05:28Okay, well, it's Francis' gift.
05:30Wait, is this in White Elephant?
05:32I don't want to disassemble it too much.
05:36Man, Tommy, thank you so much.
05:38This is going to help me get more pussy.
05:40Honestly, it will.
05:41Those are your words.
05:45Frank, there's another one on the way.
05:47It's not very far out.
05:57Oh, John Gooden.
05:58Hopefully.
06:00I'm looking forward to next year getting a walk here with John Gooden.
06:07You don't already have it, do you Frank?
06:08You have so many.
06:09Don't you already have that one?
06:10I don't have that one.
06:11Hopefully you don't have the other one I got too.
06:13Can I show the one I got for Grace first?
06:15Before we do the next one?
06:17Yeah, because she won't be here.
06:18I bought her something.
06:20I don't know if you'll be able to see it from here.
06:22I got a cameo.
06:23Alright, Grace!
06:24Grace!
06:26I hear we're going to be taking the stage and starting a stand-up comedy career.
06:38I thought it was ordered by Jack Mack.
06:41You can get this done.
06:44So get out there.
06:46Let's knock these jokes out of the park, you know?
06:50You didn't have a full minute of it, but you gave a lot of...
06:53Grace had you.
07:01Flight got delayed, but I hope you like your present.
07:04You can use it to buy hats, helmets, wigs, whatever you need until things clear up.
07:11Sorry about last year.
07:14Happy Holidays.
07:16I can't believe you guys got each other back in the day.
07:20Okay, so Clemmer...
07:22I had the same thing happen with me and Frank.
07:24I bought something for you, and then the Mets signed Juan Soto.
07:29And I was like, we have to do something around that.
07:32So I canceled what I got, and then I got you a jersey.
07:39I was going to get one!
07:41I think it's a gift I'll see throughout the next couple of years.
07:45I think they didn't award that to presenters.
07:47And then throughout next season and seasons after.
07:50Yes, 15 seasons!
07:52I was going to get one myself.
07:54Oh, hell yeah.
07:56TikTok money.
07:58Good for you, good for you.
08:00Creator fund, yeah.
08:04Yeah, I like the design.
08:06Pull a green falcon.
08:16This is for me?
08:18That also feels like my life.
08:29You got a second gift that didn't come yet.
08:32I just put a picture of it in there.
08:34Alright, that was Strawberry Bobblehead.
08:38Wireless cell phone charger looks like Alabama.
08:46I have a question.
08:54But I was thinking something he would like.
08:56He's a Mets fan.
08:59Hi!
09:01I wonder what it is!
09:03I wonder what it is.
09:08Well, I don't agree with your lifestyle.
09:12I thought I would get you this bottle of alcohol instead.
09:16Thank you, Phil.
09:21A gay nutcracker.
09:24How sweet, two of them.
09:27And a big old bottle of wine.
09:29Alright, thank you, Phil.
09:35Here you go, Lori.
09:43I don't know what this is.
09:45Is this a hand mixer?
09:48No way!
09:56I've never seen that.
09:57I definitely don't have it.
09:59That's extremely, extremely thoughtful.
10:02Extremely thoughtful of me.
10:03Thanks so much, guys.
10:05Perfect.
10:06I love it.
10:07Who's this from?
10:09Who am I?
10:10Who am I?
10:11Uh, Pat.
10:12Oh!
10:15Well, I do already actually have the official white and gold on Trump's website.
10:19But a red one is always beautiful.
10:22Oh, wow!
10:24Wow!
10:29Mike, it's a lottery ticket.
10:31I hope you like it, Tom.
10:35I had to go to Little Italy to get it.
10:37The only place in the city that sold this stuff.
10:39Everyone I talked to said this is what he wants.
10:41That's great.
10:42Dear Jesse, you are one of a kind talent.
10:44Music, producing, and being a friend.
10:46You are our best.
10:48Have a jolly Christmas, and I can't wait until you are in the sequel.
10:50Love, Sam.
10:52Aw!
10:53Who has this one?
10:55That's from Nate.
10:56Nate.
11:01That's a great graphic, y'all.
11:02Yeah.
11:04I like it.
11:05It's a hip-hop jewelry mystery box.
11:07Oh!
11:08That's cool.
11:09That's a sick gift.
11:11That's sick.
11:13You're welcome.
11:15It was Nate.
11:18I thought he said it was from me.
11:22Did you not say that was from Nate?
11:24I said it was from Nate.
11:25Oh, he said it was from Nate.
11:27If you want to give me credit, I will take it without basically...
11:29Baby ears.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:32That's from me.
11:34That's from me.
11:36Did you do that?
11:38Wow.
11:39DoorDash.
11:40Let's go.
11:41Oh, come on.
11:42You're the old fucking man.
11:43Fuck the wedding diets.
11:44Thank you for the beautiful, voluptuous man you are.
11:47Seriously, though, you're a supremely talented and funny guy.
11:49Enjoy your coming out.
11:50Aw!
12:11Wow.
12:12I don't know what this could do.
12:13Battered and hate it.
12:14Where do you go?
12:16Wait, where are they out right now?
12:17Oh my God!
12:18What the hell?!
12:19What is that?
12:20Beer?
12:21Oh.
12:23Oh.
12:25Oh.
12:26Oh.
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12:28Oh.
12:29Oh.
12:30Oh.
12:31Oh.
12:32Oh.
12:33Oh.
12:34Oh.
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:37Oh yeah baby!
12:41I have a calendar that's like, no booze, no booze, no booze, this is a good occasion.
12:58It's Christmas, it's Christmas.
13:01Oh yeah baby!
13:04Straight out of the freezer.
13:07I appreciate that.
13:09You got it.
13:10Love you.
13:12This is for Feidelberg, I will open it up for him.
13:21Gift certificate for three deep apartment cleanings.
13:25Thanks.
13:26Thanks.
13:27Very useful.
13:28Very good.
13:29Very good.
13:30And you're officially off the hook.
13:32Yes.
13:33Yes.
13:34But I just got a whole bunch of Harry Potter and Taylor Swift stuff, so half of it is still
13:35on the way.
13:36That's what I like.
13:37That's what I like.
13:38Yes.
13:39Tea?
13:40Slytherin tea.
13:41Oh my god.
13:422GF.
13:43Yay!
13:44Woo!
13:45Yes, for me.
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15:19Thanks for Kendrick.
15:21I already have one.
15:22Hey, it was a shot but me and Grace.
15:25Oh no.
15:26You got twoed conducted.
15:27went to high school together by the way
15:57How'd you get it to grace
16:27I
16:38Came from none
16:43When I went to the gate
16:45I'm a big horse boy. I'm gonna wear today, but I did
17:15I
17:45Love it. Thank you so much
18:07I honestly did not think you were Jewish. I just wanted to be funny
18:15Your customs
18:46I had Robbie. This is behind it. I put it on the wrong tree. It's that it's that box that cardboard box. Yeah
18:53Yeah, you might pass it over to Robbie
19:16I
19:30Would think those are really expensive
19:35Quantify the value
19:45I
20:04Got Marty
20:06And I couldn't wrap so I just got a garbage bag
20:10So I got him
20:14It's a Duke jersey by the starting point guard sign
20:27But I won the jersey at an auction when I was drunk
20:30I don't know what I'm gonna do. I picked Marty out of the house. Wow, it's gonna work out perfect
20:37My mom wanted to get this for you
20:54Oreo size
21:01I
21:05Was just did Marty give his gifts anybody
21:13That he either said that he has your gift or he didn't have you
21:24I think he has it. Thank you Jackie
21:30This is like this is the gift of the whole fucking this is a tournament here you want you want to sharp though, yeah
21:43So I I just got exposed for being a horse boy I went to horse camp like
21:50This is like this is like horse porn
21:52Look at how beautiful these got beautiful these stallions are
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22:18Yeah, I rode
22:20Three years horse camp no big deal
22:24Rebel tomahawk
22:26Scarlet those are the horses I rode
22:29All right girls get so turned on when they know that oh you ride yeah, right I
22:35Legitimately going home trying to think of where in my apartment it could fit and I have a pretty small Jersey City apartment
22:42But I'm gonna have to like get rid of some of my fiancee stuff. I guess
22:46For this yeah, that thing's sick the blurry
22:49So sick, I'm gonna have to figure out she does she actually does like the Mandalorian
22:53So maybe I could be like remember season 1 episode 3 like those in the trains with the blurs. I've spoken to that guy
22:59McNulty played
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23:05Collectible sorry not really a toy not meant to be played with meant to be displayed proudly
23:10But it doesn't have articulation a couple points of articulation there
23:13Yeah, it's it's always fun being me a nerd on Christmas because friends and family get me very nerdy things
23:21And then I bring them home to my fiancee, and I'm like this is the guy you marry and just making sure you know
23:27This is the guy
23:29Maybe a centerpiece on the dining room table
23:33I mean, I think I was the big winner only bigger winner is the guy on my shirt
23:38I mean, I think I was the big winner only bigger winner is the guy on my shirt
23:45I'd have to say Robbie for that unbelievably gay note. He wrote down
23:55So am I I'm all those things too
24:07Yeah
24:16That that's like an edible slice
24:23You're doing everything short for cutting in half
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