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00:00Our fearless leader, Dave.
00:02We don't even have time, who are you gonna have go?
00:04Rico!
00:05How many dicks do you have in your mouth?
00:07Pete Cunningham was the number one pick!
00:08He's one of the worst humans who ever lived.
00:10I better fucking cut it!
00:11He's a really bad guy.
00:13Pick him! Pick him!
00:14He deserves to be in jail.
00:15Three, two, one, fight!
00:17Okay, Barstool, pick him.
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00:58Happy holidays from DraftKings.
01:00The crown is yours.
01:02Boys, it is bowl time.
01:04Rico, I think you've done it.
01:06I'm gonna say it right now.
01:08Pat Hill trophy, 54.8%.
01:12Incredible year.
01:13Dave, 49.7.
01:15I had 45.8.
01:18Terrible year for me.
01:19But Rico, also-
01:21No, I'm not conceding yet.
01:23Oh!
01:23No, I'm not.
01:24I'm not taking it yet.
01:25Okay.
01:25He's not taking it.
01:26I like that, Dave.
01:27I'm betting every single game on the board.
01:30So, if I have a crazy-ass week, then who knows?
01:32I love that, Dave.
01:33I'm jealous of the position you're in
01:35because if I were in your position,
01:36I'd go down swinging.
01:38Be an all-time, yeah, an all-time comeback.
01:40Fighting hard.
01:41And Rico's gonna play four corners.
01:43So, you gotta-
01:43No, I have bowls and we have all the playoff.
01:46Okay, you got bowls.
01:48But great job so far this year, Rico.
01:50And Ebo, 10-5 on mortals.
01:53Bob Diaco.
01:55That one already was wrapped up.
01:57Yeah, great job, Rico.
01:59Sing your praise.
02:00So far, yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02So, how we doing, boys?
02:02We haven't talked in a couple weeks.
02:04We feeling good?
02:05How you doing, Dave?
02:07Feel like a lot's been going on.
02:09You mean with the-
02:11I thought at first you were gonna talk about
02:12you throwing your stick at me.
02:15You're talking about-
02:16Yeah, that.
02:16I mean, you got that.
02:17You got a lot of things going on.
02:18Yeah, it seems like you're stressed around the holiday.
02:22Yeah, I don't know if stressed is the way-
02:25I was in the middle of, like, obviously,
02:26O'Malley and Bree is everybody on TikTok
02:29and girly drama and gossip sites.
02:31Their friendship fell apart, and I was in the middle of it.
02:34As I would say, Barstool is actually in the middle of it.
02:36Not just me.
02:37But yeah, so that-
02:39I've been dealing with that.
02:40It is what it is.
02:41Can't escape it.
02:42It's like every time I go online, it's everywhere.
02:45I'm on a different online.
02:48Yeah, Dan hasn't-
02:49It's weird.
02:49It depends who you talk to, right?
02:51It's like-
02:51I see it.
02:52I don't actively go for it, but it's everywhere.
02:54That's what I'm saying.
02:55I'm not looking for it.
02:56It's just, like, I'm seeing shit about me from, like, four years.
02:58I'm like, how is this still coming up?
03:02You?
03:03Yes.
03:03Yeah, there was one that-
03:04Yeah, they did the Hank lore or something.
03:06It's-
03:07Yeah.
03:07I mean, I've seen Renee has been dragged into it.
03:11I actually talked to her.
03:12I'm like, you're going viral.
03:13She's like, for what?
03:14I'm like, well, people are saying that I was defending O'Malley
03:19because I'm secretly in love with her because you resemble her in pictures.
03:23She's like, oh, well, I guess that's a compliment.
03:26She's like, O'Malley's-
03:27I mean, Grace is pretty.
03:29So whatever.
03:29It is what it is.
03:30It's a gutter war.
03:32It's a gutter war in Russia.
03:33So I'm glad I'm done with it.
03:36Like, well, done with it.
03:39I was-
03:40I'm done with BFFs.
03:42I was always going to be done with BFFs at the end of the year.
03:44I could use this whole thing to blow up maybe, you know, a month after.
03:50The funniest part of this thing is, like, these girls, these gossip sites,
03:57their new king is Minahan.
03:59They love Minahan.
04:02And, like, Jeff Nadeau.
04:04And anybody-
04:05Nadeau being-
04:05I don't understand Nadeau being-
04:07Well, I don't get that.
04:07That's the thing.
04:08Yeah.
04:09I mean, that was a wild move, Dave, to fire Kirk over this
04:12because he did-
04:13It seemed like he did-
04:14Again, I have not followed this at all.
04:16It seemed like he didn't do anything wrong.
04:18It's just-
04:19He was fired for four seconds.
04:22Listen, Kirk's going to play the Kirk thing.
04:24I am in the middle of, and have been, for two weeks, a gutter war that I couldn't get out of
04:32between two of our employees, who I like both of them.
04:35This isn't like, uh, fucking, you know, we're not here.
04:40This isn't Clemmer versus Tommy Smokes or Clemmer versus Spider,
04:46where I clearly hate one of the combatants.
04:49I like both of them.
04:50So, I'm trying to navigate in the middle.
04:55Minahan, yeah.
04:57Minahan, and I know Minahan, so you want to go into the Minahan world.
05:01You're going to get in that world.
05:02In the middle of this, Minahan, and he's going to be-
05:05It was just strictly Taylor Swift, but Minahan, led by that fucking
05:10loser-blind Mike or somebody in his crew-
05:13Subscribe to the Patreon.
05:15Bring up Brianna, and Kirk's like, she's the biggest fraud on the planet.
05:21What a fraud.
05:23I didn't need that.
05:25And then everybody who has no idea who Kirk Minahan is, is like,
05:30see, even her own co-workers fucking hate her guts.
05:33So, like, yeah, but it's Minahan.
05:35So, I literally have not seen, like, Hank has told me a couple things,
05:40but, like, I don't, this just isn't my internet.
05:42I don't know where, because I'm not on TikTok, so I don't see any of it.
05:46I saw the clip of Kirk on TikTok calling him his sister's, and that
05:49was laughable.
05:50Yeah, TikTok said that.
05:51No, no, no.
05:51The video is so funny.
05:53That's what he calls it, yeah.
05:54But he should have been fired, even for four seconds.
05:56Big shout out to my sisters.
05:58I was so fucking mad at him, because it was, it was a chain of events.
06:04I was like, I lost my mind.
06:07I was like, the last thing I wanted him involved, I should have said it
06:10I said that, but it's like, I'll talk about what I want to talk about.
06:13So, I'm like, you're fired.
06:14And then two seconds later, it was unfired.
06:16But let me read you, who sent me this?
06:19This is, this is all, like, it's so crazy, because Dave's texted me, like,
06:22I've been, I've been underwater with just football season, trying to
06:26finish out football season.
06:27So, it's like, show to show to show.
06:28I don't think you go on TikTok, either.
06:29I don't go on TikTok.
06:30You don't go on TikTok.
06:31So, like, the way TikTok works, like, if you're interested in certain
06:35things, it finds its way to you.
06:36So, like, they do a crazy thing where, on the bottom, like,
06:40if there was, I don't know, let's say there was Pickham drama, on the
06:43bottom, there would be, like, there would be a search bar, and it would
06:45show you something else from Pickham, like, three years ago, that was
06:48drama, as well.
06:49So, you click that, you get into that rabbit hole, like, it's crazy.
06:51Yeah, it's the algorithm, Dave, Dave texted me.
06:53I mean, Austin's getting dragged.
06:55I'm getting, where's all the, where's Austin getting dragged?
06:58There's girls who's like, it's like, they have, like, it's like, it
07:01created its own economy, where it's like, they, like, I saw, like, a
07:04video with a lot of likes, I was like, Austin made public apology about
07:07liking a comment from, it's like, what is going on?
07:09Can I ask a naive question?
07:11I gotta get, I gotta find the comments on Kirk Minahan.
07:15Can I ask a naive question?
07:16They are acting like he is Mother Teresa.
07:18Can I ask a naive question?
07:19Because, again, I am very out of the loop on this.
07:22I, I, like, Hank has told me a couple times, like, have you seen this?
07:25I'm like, no, I haven't.
07:26Dave's texted me a couple times, like, have you seen this?
07:28I'm like, no, I, I honestly have not.
07:32Do you think, like, Dave, why did you, when you, when you defended Brianna
07:37that hard, you knew there was going to be a reaction, because there's
07:40people who hate everyone online.
07:42She's gets the most hate we've any, anybody had in 20 years.
07:46If somebody's got, like, but is it hate?
07:48Is it like, do you have to find it?
07:50Or is it?
07:50No, because I, I've not seen it.
07:53Like, if you ask me, is Brianna hated?
07:55I'd be like, no, I haven't seen any of it.
07:57No, no, no, no, no.
07:59She is the most hated person.
08:01We've had a lot of people go through.
08:03I've never seen so much hate directed at one human in 20 years.
08:07It's it, it, it, you can't avoid it.
08:09That can't be true.
08:11Hank.
08:13It's a lot.
08:13I mean, again, again, it's like, I haven't got a lot of hate.
08:16Kevin got a lot of hate.
08:17No, not like this.
08:18They, I don't even know that tick tock was around when that happened.
08:21It's yeah, it's like, there's a, there's, it's, there's, there's an
08:23entire, like, there's multiple people who make like video after video, after
08:28video, after video, after video, about every single interaction mean girls
08:31got a shitload of hate.
08:33Nothing like this.
08:35Yes.
08:35I'm just so out of the loop with this.
08:37And I'm, I gotta be honest.
08:38I'm, I'm kind of happy.
08:39I'm out of the loop because it's just like, I have enough shit and problems.
08:42I got to deal with it.
08:44It feels like I'd have to, I'd have to take a day off to catch up where I
08:48could find.
08:48I mean, I'm laughing at the Kirk.
08:50The Kirk stuff is they love him.
08:54They have, you've seen a couple stories be like these, these girls like have
08:59no idea who Kirk is.
09:00How is the do in this now?
09:03Cause he jumped in the phrase saying, I got soft.
09:06So everyone's like, here's the thing.
09:08Anything to relate himself back to bars?
09:10Like Brianna's go.
09:13It's it's literally, it's fucking, I've had this kid script to a tee.
09:16It's crazy.
09:18Where I can't believe I can find it.
09:20Or I saw, but then you Dave, you put them in this loop.
09:22When you retweet Nash tag to do, why do you do that?
09:25Just let him fucking live on his own island.
09:27But why do you care what these people are saying about me?
09:30Why do you care that these people are like two weeks?
09:32You can laugh.
09:33You should laugh.
09:34It's the holidays.
09:34You should laugh.
09:35Jimmy V.
09:36Think laughing.
09:37Why do you send those comments?
09:39Is it?
09:39I think I just texted you, Dave.
09:40I think it's this one.
09:41But why do you care that they're championing Kirk?
09:44Like, why does that matter?
09:46Kirk is zaddy.
09:47Oh, yeah.
09:48Shout out to the redhead sisters.
09:50Here's the comments.
09:50Kirk low-key gives daddy energy.
09:52I'm unwell for thinking.
09:54So kink Kirk kink is real.
09:56Kirk is zaddy.
09:57Fangirling right now.
09:58I love it about Kirk reading my comment zaddy.
10:01Kirk love to see it.
10:02Sister Kirk Kirk's is Christ.
10:04We're here to guide you.
10:05Praise be sister Kirk.
10:06Bless me the fruit.
10:08It's crazy.
10:08Here's why I care.
10:09Here's why I care.
10:10The hate is like a real thing that brown like she can't move
10:14without getting hate.
10:15So if you have somebody at barstool who's like I work with
10:19Brianna and she's the biggest fraud on the planet who has
10:22actually never met Rihanna, but that was about Taylor Swift.
10:26Was it not?
10:27It was but he now he'll say it's just solely Taylor Swift the
10:33way he said it in the clip.
10:35I if I didn't know anything I would have been like this is
10:37about the larger thing not going on now.
10:40He's like, I don't even know what's going on.
10:41That's why I apologize.
10:43But are these people all taking that acting legs about Taylor
10:46Swift?
10:47No, they're acting about Brianna as a person.
10:51Didn't they hate Brianna like when she was dating Zach Brian
10:54too.
10:55Yes, and then they liked her and then they hate her.
10:58So they'll probably end up liking her again at some point
11:00what happened and I can't believe we're going over this.
11:03I'll pick them.
11:03Yeah, I know Rico started this because I all I did was say
11:06you had to come to the way.
11:07It's also like I got you guys are like talking Chinese to
11:10me at this point.
11:10O'Malley turned him O'Malley turned him back against Brie.
11:14That's why every O'Malley like turn the like everyone Brie
11:20broke up turns out 12 million.
11:22Everyone's like Brie Brie Brie and she's finally she went
11:25through a year hate gone.
11:27It's like everyone's back on her side.
11:30O'Malley Brie hate each other more than I ever even fucking
11:33knew or imagined.
11:34So fine.
11:35They don't like you or whatever.
11:37It's over though.
11:37No one's really talking about that.
11:40So Rico brought it up.
11:41No plan Brie.
11:43I've talked about I don't even want to fucking talk about
11:45but plan Brie.
11:46We don't have to you could you I mean we could I just said
11:49I just said you're having a couple of weeks like I'm making
11:51sure you're all right.
11:53The one thing that made me laugh like whatever in the scheme
11:56of I'm friends with Brie.
11:59So I think it's bullshit all the hate she gets I'm defending
12:02her.
12:02I like O'Malley O'Malley's getting no hate O'Malley quit
12:05she's gonna be big star.
12:06She's gonna be a comedy like sensation.
12:08O'Malley doesn't need O'Malley is the champion of the internet
12:12right now.
12:13Sorry, I fight for the little people the downtrodden the
12:16ones getting stomped on Kirk will go for the one O'Malley
12:20you don't need anything.
12:22I'm sure Kirk's gonna have a ball this too.
12:24I like listen in there.
12:26There's different wars.
12:28There's different wars.
12:29It's different people.
12:30You'll go to the wildlings.
12:32What we're fighting wars everywhere.
12:35But this thing like in the scheme of what I'm doing.
12:39It's crazy.
12:40The whole thing is crazy because I have felt bad because
12:43like Dave texted me a couple times been like have you seen
12:45this?
12:45I'm like, I I'm sorry.
12:47I don't I need to I need to catch up.
12:49I need to catch up on my Lord, but I don't even want to I
12:52don't think and it seems like it's over.
12:54Yeah, would you like to know would you like to address the
12:57HR lack of HR representation rumors?
13:00Oh, that's Whitney Cummings.
13:01Who's like best friends with break.
13:03I mean with wait, wait, what happened HR every video?
13:06It's like parcel needs an HR department.
13:08Does Barcelona have an HR department?
13:10Like where we have it?
13:12By the way, Whitney Cummings are a little bit old to be
13:14using a filter to make you look like you're 20 side note,
13:17but Whitney Cummings, you got him back in the mud Rico Whitney
13:22Cummings who I like it was look out for winning Cummings is
13:25Savage.
13:26She's very funny.
13:27Is she like this bar still have HR on a tick-tock that she is
13:30using a filter that that is an obvious filter.
13:35Oh man, the good news is David hit 183 days.
13:40Let's focus on the also Dave.
13:41Let's let's change topics with this.
13:43I thought and let me say this.
13:45Okay.
13:47In the scheme of things I've been in this is nothing.
13:50I'm I'm literally the middle man worse.
13:53I'm not one of the combatants.
13:55I'm just trying to stick up for somebody in friends with who
13:57I feel like is getting unfairly roasted and I see both green
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15:07is active Dave to segue to something else.
15:12I thought your company meeting was incredible.
15:15It was four minutes long.
15:17It was perfect.
15:17I laugh when I was done with it.
15:19I was so perfect.
15:20It was like I was just so happy because I listen I we got you
15:24were like do you want me to speak or anything?
15:25I'm like it's not going to be very yeah.
15:27I was like I don't want to speak but if you I didn't know because
15:29like we've had company meetings in the past where it's been like
15:34an hour-long suck fest of ourselves and videos and all that stuff
15:39and I was very happy that we're back to Barstool world where it's
15:42like, all right.
15:43Here's the deal guys.
15:44Keep working.
15:46Okay.
15:46See you next year.
15:47I was just like perfect.
15:48This is what I wanted with a little like Oprah moment thrown in
15:51there.
15:51Yeah, like yeah, you got a moment.
15:53Look under your chair.
15:54You got it.
15:54You got it.
15:55You go.
15:56Yeah.
15:56Yeah, we fucking had good bonuses in a good year.
15:59Yeah, what'd you guys what everyone else think of the meeting
16:02in here?
16:02I thought the vibes in the Chicago office for super high.
16:05Yeah, I was just curious Rico over the vibes in the New York
16:08office on a zoom Jack, you know that you come in fucking thing
16:11like I was on the zoom like half the other fucking people.
16:14I listened to the four minutes.
16:15I was on the zoom.
16:16You want to come in and take personal shit every time you're
16:19a fucking piece of shit.
16:20You really are.
16:21You're a piece of shit.
16:23You're a piece of shit.
16:24Were you not on the call Rico?
16:25I was on the call.
16:26I was on a zoom.
16:27There's what he's giving me shit because I wasn't in the office
16:30had to take care of something for the four minutes.
16:32He's a piece of shit.
16:33There was reports Rico wasn't on the zoom Dave.
16:37No, not in the office.
16:38I can't say he wasn't on the office.
16:41I gotta be honest.
16:42Your reaction is making me think maybe you were on it.
16:46I was on it.
16:46He's a piece of shit.
16:51So you were there?
16:52Yes.
16:53What did Dave say?
16:55He said he was there for four minutes.
16:56Hey everybody know that that's what that's what Dan just said.
17:04You were there.
17:05You were there.
17:07Were you there?
17:08I don't why would this reaction say on my phone end of company
17:11meeting on the call via the call face?
17:13How long was he on there for?
17:16Why are you getting so mad though?
17:17If you're on because I was stressed that I wasn't in the
17:20office for the four minutes.
17:21I had to take care of something.
17:22That's what it was.
17:25Sounds like you might not have been on.
17:27I also want to say Bosco.
17:28You got snakes in New York, man.
17:30I got three texts about you not being in the office.
17:33That's it.
17:33Yes, Jack came up to me right after he's like word is Bosco
17:36wasn't on the zoom.
17:41Bosco.
17:42What's this other thing where you just you didn't stand for
17:44the troops.
17:46I did see that.
17:47Yeah, that was a tough look.
17:48Yeah, I guess I was sitting.
17:48I didn't hear it was the troop of the game.
17:50I didn't stand.
17:52Did you guys see this?
17:55They were Chan.
17:55Fuck you Rico at St.
17:56John's.
17:57It was crazy.
17:58Let me let me see.
17:59I'll send it to you.
18:00This is yeah, I didn't like that.
18:02When I saw like a wounded warrior moment and yeah, I didn't
18:05know that's what it was.
18:06I was checking my phone.
18:07It's not a good look.
18:08It's just a zoom in a Bosco just not standing for the troops
18:12and his little and he's wearing his purple jumpsuit.
18:15So everyone can see it's Bosco.
18:18I just sent it to the group.
18:20They chanted.
18:20Fuck you Rico David St.
18:22John.
18:22Yeah, but was that yet was have to do with?
18:26I'm just saying that has nothing to do with you not standing
18:29for the troops.
18:30Okay, there's a tough day.
18:31They got railroaded in the second half.
18:33It was I'm getting reports that said you're on for the beginning
18:35of the stream.
18:37Oh, but not the end.
18:39I watched the entire minutes was too long.
18:44Did you just check you clocked in and clocked out?
18:47Absolutely not.
18:49So people would see that you were there.
18:52I'll defend Rico.
18:53They turned on the zoom and I could see he was on it like 45
18:58minutes before in the office.
19:02Good job, Brick.
19:04Yeah, this is tough.
19:05Yeah, he's not.
19:06It's tough.
19:08They're all clapping and standing for the troops and Rico's
19:10not stop.
19:12Could be a situational awareness.
19:14I guess got to stand for the troops.
19:17I didn't realize that's what it was.
19:18The way I was tough.
19:19It's tough.
19:19Look St.
19:20John's people hate me.
19:21Yeah.
19:22Well, I mean you hate them.
19:24No, I just call their program.
19:26It is the place is a dumb.
19:27Whoa, whoa.
19:28Okay, keep going.
19:29I I'm friends with the Mullins.
19:31I rooted for St.
19:31John's when they were with the Mullins, right?
19:33But you this is a this is a very Rico battle where you're like
19:36St.
19:37John's hates me.
19:37It's like I've heard you talk shit about St.
19:39John's and dance on their grave literally every single year
19:43since I've known you.
19:46Yeah, that's fair.
19:48I did meet Patino.
19:48Patino is nice.
19:49Why do they hate me?
19:51Yeah, I showed up.
19:52I showed up to their game in a purple jumpsuit.
19:54He went you went up and he cracked a joke in his face.
19:57I was there and then you're the happiest guy in the world.
19:59Oh, you did.
19:59What'd you say?
20:00That's Saratoga.
20:01Oh, yeah, coach.
20:03I don't need to but I don't want to bother you but Zach Brazil's
20:05a rat the fucking beat reporter from the post and he just started
20:08his whole table starting got a big big laugh.
20:10You didn't you didn't ask him what what St.
20:12John's succession plan is.
20:13No, I didn't favorite Bosco is when they hired Patino and Bosco
20:17is like, yeah, it's an okay hire.
20:19But like what are they going to do in seven years?
20:22He's old man.
20:25How's college hoops going?
20:26How's how's all right?
20:27How's our team is looking?
20:28We're looking good.
20:29We lost right?
20:30So we pick up young blood 11 deep oats is talking about cutting
20:33the rotation down a little bit to get the right eight.
20:36We'll see a lot of openings where we're up there in the elite.
20:38That's all you can ask for went through a seven game stretch
20:41five and two should have beat Oregon got railroaded got killed
20:44by Purdue rightfully.
20:45So but I think we're right there SEC is very difficult.
20:48Yeah, so we'll see how it all goes.
20:49You could take five or six losses in the SEC and still be good.
20:52But yeah, you know very much in touch with coach.
20:54We're looking good.
20:55You can't I mean how many lost they have in the season to yeah,
20:59I mean you can if you you need a one or two seed.
21:03They made it last year as a four.
21:05Okay.
21:06Okay.
21:06I bet my first day.
21:07I was texting you Dan.
21:08I had because I was in a state.
21:10I could gamble.
21:11I think five or six games.
21:13I think five of them.
21:14I was winning with like a minute and a half to go and lost like
21:17all of you.
21:17I mean you you fucked me with your Millennium Falcon play that
21:21that was a perfect example that they were up what eight with
21:25five minutes to go.
21:26They just stopped scoring.
21:27Yeah, I took it right away.
21:29I mean you name a played Millennium Falcon.
21:32I lie and a thing that really hurts outside.
21:34I bet a shit ton on that game.
21:37You can't build on like a Millennium Falcon play when it loses
21:40the first one.
21:41I was gonna have Star Wars stuff.
21:42I had it all ready to go.
21:44You got the whole arsenal.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Yeah, college hoops is it's it's the hardest work.
21:49It's my favorite difficult.
21:50It's my favorite to gamble on but it's by far the hardest just
21:53every night.
21:54You're just sitting there like last night.
21:55I had UNC plus four.
21:57They're down to a seven seconds left.
21:59They somehow get two shots off and miss them both and foul.
22:02So you lost actually in Florida that game.
22:04Oh, you're lucky.
22:05Yep.
22:06Very lucky.
22:06Yeah.
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23:35Go to ro.co slash safety info Travis Hunter won the Heisman
23:41Congrats.
23:41Yeah, that was needed that needed it.
23:47I'm about even now I'm here.
23:49I was up seven or eight million.
23:51Oh man, I'm not even I had a great year, but I have I really
23:57haven't was strung together to bet since July.
24:00I mean, I've been losing a lot Dave.
24:03I did put I did put a future as soon as I hit Travis Hunter.
24:06I had to respect 19 to 1 Yukon.
24:10I like that.
24:11They lost the only game I won on Saturday them against Gonzaga.
24:14Yeah, they lost three games in Maui.
24:16They had a bad Maui weekend.
24:17They lost two of them by one.
24:19I don't hate that.
24:20They'll be.
24:20I was talking to Jack.
24:21I assume it was wide open.
24:23Yeah, wide open.
24:24I think I'm glad I didn't get that lines been in there up for
24:2750 now.
24:28Yeah, I injuries on defense.
24:30I think a lot of the whole team is injured.
24:33Yeah, I think I actually think it's to be Eagles.
24:37I like the Eagles.
24:38I think the Packers are dark horse.
24:40Yeah, I do too.
24:41The Ravens.
24:42Dark horse.
24:42Ram chargers are playing good.
24:44I kind of like to know charges are not playing good.
24:46Charges are not playing good.
24:48Just got smoked.
24:49You don't know what you're talking there.
24:50I put that's what I was idiotic things like that.
24:55You can't.
24:56They lost to the buck.
24:57No, no, no.
24:57You can't say that Rico.
24:59Because I put a few.
25:00I put a few.
25:00I forgot.
25:02They got smashed by this.
25:03Gordon's lead on shred.
25:05He's shredding.
25:06Yeah, they're running.
25:07They're one in three in their last four and their one win was
25:09against the Falcons a game.
25:10They should have lost.
25:11So how do you say that?
25:13There's they're fading as bad as you could face.
25:15How do you say that?
25:16I've never understood your brain.
25:17How do you say that blacked out said things wrong?
25:21You just threw in like it was just I thought the charges were
25:25a deep team in the air.
25:26Do you know what it is?
25:27It's like I think you said they're playing well.
25:29Yeah.
25:29Yeah, I blacked out.
25:30It's like 40 year old virgin and you get to like the Michael
25:33Scott Steve Carell and he's just like, yeah, it's feel like
25:36a bag of sand.
25:37We're like what that I do bag of sand.
25:39What are you talking about?
25:41You just like have this thing where you want to contribute
25:44and you don't know what it is.
25:46It's a befuddling thing.
25:48You've had it your whole life.
25:49Like I know it's just a patently incorrect information.
25:53Usually you'll stand by it.
25:56Maybe that's an improvement.
25:57You're like, yeah, I blacked out.
25:58Usually you'll go down a road like defending.
26:01I blacked out.
26:02Yeah, but this one you can't because I took the charges at
26:0540 to one like a month and a half ago and I've been watching
26:08them very closely and they had been playing bad.
26:11You're right.
26:11I blacked out bad football.
26:13This is a new thing.
26:14He's blacked out.
26:15This is the first time I think you've used that.
26:17Yeah, I just blacked out.
26:19Hank had Travis Hunter as well.
26:21Congrats Hank.
26:22Did anyone retweet you or anything?
26:25No.
26:26Yeah, someone we got a couple DMS being like Rico haven't
26:29seen any any.
26:30I had a big day on Sunday.
26:31I hit a couple big parlays and someone said I noticed Rico
26:34didn't retweet your big day or Dan's big future that hurts
26:39as a writer Hank as a writer.
26:41Don't you think you should give me the fucking hungry dogs
26:44as well?
26:44Like an adventure or like you put some out.
26:46All right, I'll start texting you but I tweet him every week.
26:51Yeah, he tweets him every week.
26:52I know there's a football show.
26:53Are we going to just pretend Mr.
26:55Ice isn't happening?
26:56Oh, I would like to catch a straight.
26:59I would like to because Dave I know you're in Florida.
27:03You haven't been betting all of the Mr.
27:04Ice.
27:04I'm just I watch him every night.
27:06He's he's just been sinking me.
27:08It's just he loses every night and the problem is I don't
27:11want him to stop texting me because I love Elio as a friend
27:15and also he's got to get hot at some point.
27:18Yes.
27:19I'm going to see if he picks up.
27:20I'm going to call him and ask him if ice cones canceled.
27:22He's got Penn State.
27:23He's got a Penn State future, which is good.
27:25Like, yeah, what about the ice draw?
27:28What about the ice people?
27:29No, the people don't have Penn State.
27:31I don't think they do.
27:32I don't he's probably not going to pick up.
27:34He like you want to talk about friendships breaking.
27:38This is a fact that I used to talk to him every day.
27:41We don't talk anymore.
27:42I think he's in such a funk because of this.
27:45Yeah, he's stressed about napkin.
27:46He's only picking like two.
27:50All right, Rico with that laugh.
27:52Chill out.
27:52Jesus Christ.
27:53I can't have a good time on this fucking show.
27:55Rico that laugh was a joke.
27:58Okay.
28:00I mean, come on.
28:04I asked how you were doing to open the show to like I'm worried
28:07about you and you.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Yeah.
28:08You're super.
28:08You're super worried about.
28:10I'm sure.
28:14So I throw my stick at you.
28:15Oh man.
28:16Do you get him pick up?
28:18No, he's killing.
28:21He's like clinically depressed.
28:23I mean Dave.
28:25It's one thing if he like he's been losing but it's like not I'd
28:30almost rather him.
28:32It's what's the old who the fuck was the player who's like I'd
28:35rather go over 30 than over nine because that means I kept on
28:38shooting.
28:39Yeah, I know.
28:40I know what the core you're talking about.
28:43Elio is the opposite.
28:44He's lost and he's like, I'm only going to give two plays a week
28:48and those lose so he's got no chance of ever getting out of this
28:51hole.
28:52Like he's never going to go.
28:54Oh, did he just call me?
28:59I thought he just called me and me.
29:05By the way, a college football show will be live from Columbus
29:07on Saturday night.
29:08It's going to be great going to be great.
29:12And then we're going to stream.
29:13So we got a crazy schedule.
29:16We're going to do the show in Columbus and then so Big T and
29:19Tate will still are going to stay here in Chicago.
29:22So the stream will start on time with those two.
29:25Hey.
29:28Is ice cone canceled?
29:33It's not canceled.
29:33I just I can't really function right now.
29:35I'm losing.
29:37I'm losing all the time.
29:38So I can't even like first see like tomorrow, let alone ice
29:43gone.
29:45Tell him.
29:46All right.
29:47Don't go Penn State.
29:48Tell him I said, good luck on Penn State.
29:51I'm picking podcast.
29:52So that couldn't have gone.
29:55I knew that you couldn't just been a nice friend phone call.
29:58I had to be fucking on some content bullshit.
30:02Yeah.
30:02Okay.
30:03Bye.
30:06He's really had a hard time.
30:07He didn't know it.
30:09He is having a miserable time.
30:14He said he can't even function like it's not an ad and they're
30:19just they're just never even close.
30:22They're not like it's just one nothing in the second period
30:26every single time that I saw Dave's chirpy put the parlay
30:30out and you're like, yeah, I like this if it's combined five
30:33well, I mean people are being fair though.
30:35Like you can't win one.
30:37You're going to write five and you already did in that parlay
30:40the one that he loved.
30:41There was a six and a half hit easily and every other one with
30:44a readjusted.
30:45The total didn't come close.
30:47Yeah.
30:48I mean that that should be though to his credit.
30:50That should be like the headline for the ice people.
30:53He's dying.
30:54Yeah, there's no he's he literally his right there.
30:57He didn't know this was being recorded.
30:59He can't function.
31:01He can't make it minute to minute right now because he's
31:05just trying to figure out how to get goals.
31:07Oh man poor Elio.
31:09I need I need him to start winning bad bad.
31:12Well, let's get back to the action.
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31:53All right before we get to games anything any thoughts on the
31:58seating or how because we haven't talked since the seating
32:01came out.
32:01I mean Penn State has an incredible path incredible.
32:05I think they need to I was very much on the thing of like if
32:09you win your conference, you should get the top four buys.
32:11I've now raised my hand.
32:12That's a fuck up.
32:13It should be you get an automatic bid.
32:15You have to see these teams 1 to 12.
32:17You have to correct.
32:18This is very much disparity.
32:19It's a it's a it's a disaster of a of a of a seat.
32:23I mean outside of Penn State and obviously Oregon looks like
32:27they got a terrible run as the one seed.
32:31I no one else to me has like a layup run, you know, obviously
32:37Texas claims to get Arizona State.
32:38I think Arizona State is good.
32:39I did so outside of Penn State who got very lucky as a succeed
32:44that was the best seed to be I don't know that I have any
32:48complaints.
32:49Really?
32:49You got to go win games.
32:50Listen as a national champion, you got to win games got to win
32:53games.
32:54You got to win games.
32:55Okay, let's do the for plan.
32:58Oh, yeah.
32:59So Saturday we're going to Columbus Big T and Tate are staying
33:04back.
33:05They're going to start the stream.
33:07I believe Ev Brandon Casey and I will be we're flying right
33:12back after the after the show and we are going to be on the
33:15stream for that game.
33:17Okay, let's get some games.
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33:47Okay, let's do the games for games this weekend and then we'll
33:52and then we'll anyone can throw out their bull card.
33:56Bulls bull season is very tough.
33:58Now with all the opt-outs transfers everything.
34:01It's been like that.
34:02Yeah for a little bit.
34:03Yeah, even worse now, but I mean saving it yet Marshall completely
34:07the whole team had to opt out.
34:09We were there.
34:09I was at the game when they found out.
34:11Oh, really?
34:12Yeah, that's crazy.
34:13Oh, yeah, you went to Army Navy.
34:14That was awesome.
34:15Yeah, awesome game.
34:17Yeah, I mean, but like even the bow perbula one like I understand
34:21he has to do it.
34:22But like that guy was in packages for Penn State like they're
34:26playing for a national championship and he's not going to be on
34:29the team anymore.
34:30That's crazy to me.
34:31They got to figure it out.
34:33They got to get the easiest fix is get rid of conference
34:35championships and start the playoffs the week after Thanksgiving
34:40and have the the the college football National Championship be
34:43January 1st because the fact that is January 20th makes no sense
34:48like or just don't let people like but they have was wrong.
34:51They have to transfer.
34:52They have to transfer before the spring semester.
34:56That's the problem.
34:57Who cares?
34:58What's the ones this spring semester?
34:59What's the difference between July 20th?
35:01Why can't I mean January 20th?
35:02Why can't they why can't they transfer that spring semester start
35:05usually enrollment for spring semesters like the first week of
35:08January?
35:13Make an exception who fucking cares.
35:14Yeah, I see.
35:15It's not like these kids are picking the schools based on the
35:18books.
35:18I agree.
35:19I agree.
35:20Okay, first game, Indiana, Notre Dame in South Bend Notre Dame's
35:24minus 7 over unders 52 Rico.
35:29I like the under I like defenses in this one.
35:31We have a little bit of a slow start with the layoff.
35:33I like the under under 51.
35:35Okay, anything on the side?
35:38You like either team?
35:39No, I'll be rooting for Notre Dame in this one.
35:40But why why that's crazy.
35:44No, I grew up in Notre Dame fan.
35:46Oh, we have no team in.
35:48It's got away from the fandom so much with gambling.
35:51But like in New York, you have no college football teams.
35:54That was the only team on in the 50s.
35:56So my grandfather watched it.
35:57My dad watched it.
35:58I watched it.
35:59So so what?
36:01Wait, what?
36:03In New York, the only team on and there's no teams around.
36:07It's not like that wasn't your lifestyle though.
36:10Notre Dame was not my lifestyle.
36:12No, but I grew up watching Notre Dame.
36:13Yes, heritage, but you yeah, but I don't think once on this
36:17show, you've indicated that the only if you ask me who's
36:19Rico root for Oregon quack quack later in the year.
36:22Yes.
36:23I wrote a very sentimental thing about when my dad bought
36:25his house and then we used to move in together.
36:27You can I'll tweet that thread.
36:29You can retweet that thread, but we would go home late at
36:31night.
36:31Maybe you want to read our Travis Hunter tickets.
36:34I fell in so so how long I fell in love with with Oregon
36:38late in life.
36:41Okay.
36:42All right.
36:42Fine.
36:42You're Notre Dame fan.
36:43It just took three presidencies for you to mention it.
36:45Yep.
36:46Okay.
36:47Yeah, I'm rooting for I don't beat me.
36:48I'm not like like chief.
36:49I'm not living and dying anymore with every winner loss, but
36:52yeah, you grew up in Notre Dame fan as most people did in
36:54New York City.
36:56All right.
36:57I'm taking Indiana plus seven.
37:00This is a hard play.
37:00Well, yeah, I hope I'm not falling for banana tailpipe with
37:05Cignetti.
37:06Obviously they got smoked by Ohio killed or beat everybody
37:12else struggle in Michigan.
37:14Hopefully keep it close.
37:15It was shocking though.
37:15It's tough game, but I'll take the points, but Notre Dame
37:17is kind of like I agree with everything you just said, Dave,
37:21and the fact that like we could we could be walking into
37:24just a complete trap where it's like, oh, yeah, Indiana.
37:27I don't think they're backdooring it.
37:29Dan.
37:29No, I think this is either a rock fight to the end that they
37:33can win or they lose by 30.
37:34Yeah, and and the one thing I'll say is like Notre Dame.
37:40They're kind of similar in that like Notre Dame schedule
37:43wasn't exactly murderers row like they obviously some of
37:46the teams that they have scheduled traditionally or were
37:49down, but like I don't really I know Army and Navy had great
37:52years, but like let's be honest like Army.
37:55They they're nice team.
37:56Yeah, they're not elite power, right?
37:58And and they beat Texas A&M week one, which is a big win,
38:01but Texas A&M end up having four losses.
38:03So I think it I think there are a lot more even than people
38:07think.
38:08Okay, next game SMU at Penn State Penn State eight and a half
38:14point favorite over under is 54.
38:16I'll start with this one.
38:17I love Penn State in this game.
38:19Penn State minus eight and a half.
38:21This is a game that James Franklin will win just because
38:26it's not a big game.
38:27It is a big game, but it's not like a big boy game and I just
38:31think this is going to be like Penn State pushing around in
38:34the trenches.
38:35That's that's the difference Penn State has the dudes on the
38:37lines.
38:38So I like Penn State in this game and I think this is it's
38:40going to be very interesting to see like how big the home
38:43atmosphere is actually matter in these games.
38:46I think there's a place it does going to be cold.
38:48I'll take Penn State minus eight and a half.
38:52Rico, I'm obviously rooting for SMU here outright, but I see
38:56everything you're saying.
38:56I do think because I hate State Penn.
38:58Oh, but I do think it's going to be a blow.
39:00I do think it's going to be a blow like SMU is not the right
39:03side.
39:03I think they don't have enough dudes Franklin with a lot of
39:06pressure.
39:07I think State Penn, unfortunately rolls here.
39:10That's why I'll take the over as well.
39:12I do think SMU can score a little bit.
39:14I'm not going to I don't love the eight and a half.
39:16I'm rooting for it, but I'm going to take the over.
39:17I think that's a very good play.
39:19You saw what they did against Oregon last week.
39:21You saw Oregon kind of go over there defense.
39:23I think SMU can get enough here to get us over the over.
39:25Okay, take an SMU.
39:28I watched that last game.
39:30They fell behind.
39:31We're getting dominated by Clemson the first half.
39:33They're really turned around in the second half and the guy
39:35doesn't hit a 90-yard field goal.
39:37They maybe win that game and I like the quarterback.
39:40He's mobile.
39:41It makes plays.
39:42They got weapons on offense.
39:43I think they're going to be able to put up points and eights
39:46a lot when you can put up points.
39:47So I like SMU.
39:49Okay, big one in the afternoon Clemson at Texas.
39:55Can't believe Clemson is in this thing.
39:57Texas is 12 point favorites right now.
40:01The over under is 52 Dave.
40:04I'll start with you.
40:05Clemson, but this is an indictment of Texas.
40:08I haven't been but for you know, at halftime in the SMU game,
40:13I was like future on Clemson want to be the craziest thing
40:16I've ever seen and they went back to the Clemson.
40:18They've been all season kind of got dominated the second
40:20half blew a big lead.
40:21I just don't I'm not sold on Texas.
40:23I'm not sold on any of these SEC teams.
40:25So 12 is a ton.
40:28It is not pro Clemson is anti-Texas Rico.
40:32I just think it's a lot of points.
40:34I'm going to take Clemson dabbo desperate here.
40:36I think they can cover plus 12 in a playoff game.
40:39A lot of points even going to Texas.
40:41I'll take the plus 12.
40:42Okay, I guess I'm going to go reverse here.
40:44I'm going to take Texas.
40:46I the only here's why I'm taking Texas Clemson was was bad
40:52when they played anyone good this year, you know, like
40:55obviously they only lost by three to South Carolina, but
40:57they got absolutely smoked by Georgia to start the season.
41:01They lost that game to Louisville.
41:04Was it Louisville at home by a million the rest of their
41:07schedule?
41:07They they cakewalk through and that SMU game.
41:10They got off to a really hot hot start.
41:12They had to hold on in the end and I think time I feel like
41:16Texas like I know Georgia ended up winning but Texas Texas
41:20should have won that game.
41:21It was crazy watching that game the SEC championship.
41:24I think Texas is better than maybe we think and yeah, I'm
41:30going to take Texas.
41:31I know it's crazy 12 points a lot, but I just I think Texas
41:34is is a better team all around and Clemson when they've ever
41:38they've had to step up this year is look bad.
41:41Okay last game and then we'll do some other picks Tennessee
41:46at Ohio State Tennessee's plus 7 over under 46.
41:50There's big talk about Tennessee fans buying a shitload
41:54of tickets in Columbus on Saturday.
41:57I like Tennessee in this game Tennessee plus 7.
42:01It's not it's not like I don't I don't think Ohio State's
42:04dead dead.
42:06I just think that even a like a slightly slow start like a
42:10punt a three and out punt start this game and it gets fucking
42:14nervous fast in Columbus because of what happened with the
42:17Michigan game.
42:18So I'm going to take Tennessee.
42:20I think their defense travels.
42:22I think they're going to they're going to rely on their run
42:23game and I just I this offensive line for Ohio State is
42:28really banged up.
42:29I like Tennessee Dave taking Ohio State you are.
42:34Yeah, I you know a lot if you it gets him mushed in the head,
42:39but not this year when Michigan beat Ohio State, but the year
42:43before I think is when they stuck in the playoffs to miss
42:45field goal against Georgia and it was kind of like the same
42:48vibes right where it's like, oh, they're they're dead.
42:51They lost the Michigan and they came out and they played
42:53their best game of the season.
42:55I think I think you're I think as long as you don't see those
43:00winged helmets, their little dicks don't curl into their
43:04little stomachs and they don't puke on themselves.
43:06There's still one of more talented teams.
43:07I like Tennessee's that good.
43:09I think it's a bounce back game for Iowa State and maybe this
43:13is the beginning of the new culture there where you devalue
43:16the Michigan game, right?
43:17You just you try to pretend that game doesn't matter and that's
43:21what they're going to do here.
43:21So I like I like the Buckeyes.
43:23Okay Rico.
43:25Yeah.
43:25I'm very interested to see how day gets these kids to bounce
43:29back from this because like you said the opportunity they're
43:31very talented.
43:32The opportunity is there for them to make a run.
43:35They have the talent the also the crazy thing is, you know,
43:38they're going to get a shot at Oregon who they would have had
43:40in the Big 10 if they didn't sit down their leg against Michigan.
43:43So they were prepared to play Oregon if they can get there
43:46in the quarters.
43:47That's like, you know familiarity.
43:49They played a what was a one-point game or a two-point game
43:51against them.
43:52Howard obviously had the the bad play at the end, but like it's
43:55going to be interesting to see how they get off the mat here.
43:58I'm going to take Tennessee plus the seven and a half just
44:00because I think it's going to be a close game and I would like
44:02to dance point a little bit of a slow start you start to panic,
44:05but this is a very important game for Ryan day to see what
44:07they can do.
44:07I'm interested to see how these kids get off the mat.
44:10Did you see David there Ryan days already doing the spin zone
44:14that like devaluing the game?
44:16Yeah, that's what I said in my just ran.
44:18Yeah, there was the the clip was insane.
44:20Why?
44:20Yeah, that's literally what I just said.
44:22Sorry.
44:22I was looking at a line.
44:24Yeah, they're deep.
44:25This is the beginning of devaluing the Michigan game.
44:28Yeah, that's my bad hand up.
44:29I was looking at a line trying to make sure I had a pick.
44:32Yeah, of course.
44:32I heard it's they put too much.
44:35Yeah, because they're they're tiny little dicks that curl
44:38into their fucking stomachs when they see us come in the big
44:41bad bully.
44:41They get nervous.
44:42So yeah devalue the game.
44:44He's puked.
44:46Okay, me.
44:47Do you see that clip of me running into urban?
44:50Yeah.
44:52They need you back.
44:53I don't know how to make a difference, but let me ask
44:56you this.
44:57If they win the national championship, you still got
44:59fired, right?
45:02You do what he hates.
45:04Yeah, the season.
45:05They're playing.
45:06This is might as well not even show up.
45:08See, it's over.
45:10I see.
45:10Yeah.
45:14Crazy that he like, you know, I thought he would just blow
45:18by you.
45:19No, no, I gave him the business right away.
45:23Well, he also he personally doesn't have anything to be
45:26ashamed of because all he does beat Michigan.
45:28I know, right?
45:29Yeah, back back in the day of the horse and buggy.
45:34Okay, you guys got any pics?
45:38Well, I got one big bowl thing.
45:39Penstripe Bowl.
45:41Yeah, 12 years or 14 years.
45:43My uncle did security for the teams.
45:45Yes.
45:45He was assigned a team for the week.
45:48They lost outright all of them.
45:50He's retired.
45:52He's out.
45:52He doesn't have a team this week.
45:54If he did it was going to be BC.
45:57So maybe the stench still stays with like his aura or his
46:00replacement.
46:01That's why I'm on Nebraska minus two and a half, but he
46:03does not have security detail this week.
46:05How does it get determined of what like the projection of
46:08what he would have been?
46:09He hate in the text to my cousin.
46:11I said, what does he have?
46:13He said, I'm going to be home for Christmas or the whole week.
46:15I retired.
46:16But if I did have it, it would be BC.
46:19How does he find that out?
46:23I think the new guy he asked the new guy who he got and the
46:26new guy got BC.
46:27Got it.
46:28All right, so I'll take Nebraska as well.
46:30Yeah, I like Nebraska.
46:30I'll make it my mortal.
46:32It's not as nuts.
46:33Not as like.
46:34No, I just made it one more.
46:35No, no, no, no.
46:35All right.
46:36I made him a mortal.
46:37All right, if he was still with them, it's whatever but he
46:40had some crazy losses in his day too.
46:43Jack Mack, you ready here?
46:44Everybody get a pen because I got a big board.
46:46Let's go.
46:48Can we do tonight?
46:49Yeah.
46:50All right, release it right right now.
46:52JMU minus seven and a half over 50 and a half Cal plus three
46:57against you and I'll be over 46 and a half Georgia Southern
47:01minus five against Sam Houston, Ohio minus four and a half
47:06against Jackson State, Florida minus 13 is Tulane over 49 and
47:10a half Indiana plus seven against Notre Dame already give
47:13it the give me the over in that game as well.
47:16No, don't don't just Indiana plus seven SMU plus eight and
47:21a half over 53 and a half Clemson plus 12 against Texas, Ohio
47:26minus seven and a half against Tennessee UTSA minus nine
47:30against coastal over 55 and a half Fresno plus three against
47:34Northern Illinois San Jose State minus three and a half against
47:38you USF over 61 and a half Toledo pit over 51 and a half Rutgers
47:44plus seven against Kansas State Arkansas State plus I love
47:48Rutgers and bowl games.
47:49She I know I feel like you know cares Arkansas State plus
47:53seven against Bowling Green over 50 and a half Oklahoma minus
47:57six against Navy Vandy plus three is Georgia Tech over 51 and
48:01a half Texas Tech plus one and a half over 51 and a half against
48:06Arkansas Syracuse minus 11 and a half against Washington
48:10State over 59 and a half Kyle cord McCord Revenge game is
48:14even playing USC plus three and a half against A&M over 51
48:20and a half UNC plus two and a half Belichick 54 and a half
48:25over BC plus two and a half against Nebraska.
48:28Fuck Rico, Louisiana plus 13 and a half again plus 13 against
48:33ECU over 57 and a half Iowa State plus three against Miami over
48:3855 and a half my of Ohio minus three is Colorado State ECU
48:44plus five and a half against NC State over 58 and a half BYU
48:48plus three against Colorado over 54 and a half La Tech plus 17
48:54against Army Iowa plus three against Missouri Michigan plus
48:58ten and a half against Bama Washington plus two and a half against
49:01Louisville, Illinois plus nine and a half against South Carolina
49:04over 47 and a half LSU minus one against Baylor over 59 and a
49:08half Ole Miss minus 14 and a half against Duke Virginia Tech
49:12plus six and a half against Minnesota Liberty minus one and
49:16a half or plus one and a half excuse me is Buffalo Liberty and
49:19over I think it's 57 or 51 and a half maybe 57 and a half that's
49:25my board.
49:25My mortal is actually going to be BYU plus three against Colorado
49:34all the starters are playing for Colorado.
49:36Yeah, Colorado.
49:36I like Colorado.
49:37I can't imagine BYU's people aren't playing their Mormons true
49:41true.
49:41That was a hell of a card.
49:43That was a hell of a card unbelief.
49:45It's been a while since he bet every game on the board.
49:46All right, wait, let's do mortals real quick.
49:48And then I have I have two last questions for both Dave and Rico.
49:52I'm going to take Nebraska minus two and a half.
49:55This is a Rico mortal.
49:56So he better not let me down Hank.
49:59I gotta go Nebraska.
50:01Okay, Zoopy.
50:05I'll go SMU SMU.
50:07All right, Jack Miller Dame Notre Dame.
50:11Ebo.
50:12I will also take SMU SMU.
50:14I like that.
50:17I got Tennessee Tennessee for Bubba Rico.
50:21Uh, South Carolina minus nine and a half.
50:23I think South Carolina had a great season.
50:24I think they play in this bowl.
50:26I think they're motivated.
50:27I think they play.
50:27They are playing in this bowl.
50:29South Carolina minus nine and a half and Dave.
50:31What was your mortal kick?
50:33It was BYU BYU.
50:35All right, my last two questions.
50:36Then we got to do this.
50:37We're going to tell everyone our brackets first one card as well.
50:41Oh, yeah, give us your card.
50:43All right, real quick.
50:43Ohio minus five Jack Pitt Toledo over 51 Kansas State minus seven
50:49Arc State Bowling Green over 50 and a half Nebraska minus two
50:53and a half Colorado minus three and South Carolina minus nine
50:55and a half Dave.
50:58I know this story was a couple weeks old, but Bill Belichick
51:01obviously to UNC.
51:03I'm not going to ask you how you think it's going to go because
51:05I assume you think it's going to go.
51:07Well, you're in the NIL game.
51:10You're talking to a recruit and the recruit says, yeah, I'm
51:14between Michigan and North Carolina.
51:18What do you say?
51:19What would I say that I'd be?
51:25I mean, are you going to negatively recruit?
51:28Yeah.
51:28Yeah.
51:28I would negatively.
51:29Yes, I would negatively recruit against Belichick.
51:31I'd be like, you're not going to be able to use social media.
51:35He's all you're not going to be able to talk to the media like
51:38you're not going to build your social brand.
51:40It's all about the team and you may you may win some games, but
51:46you are you're not going to have no fun doing it.
51:49Yeah.
51:50Okay, and then Rico.
51:52Your guy Gottlieb, bro.
51:55He can't.
51:56I mean, I'm like, I'm not I'm not even coming for his neck
51:58anymore and it goes to show him.
52:00He just well, you said it's Christmas early Christmas.
52:03Come early.
52:03Yeah.
52:03Okay.
52:04I can say I mean, that's a light jab.
52:05That's a friendly man.
52:06That's a pretty heavy jab, but go all right, but he can't get
52:10his foot out of his own mouth.
52:11He's putting up calendars and he takes off in December.
52:14I got one.
52:14Nobody you is nuts, dude.
52:17He just can't like he's still doing his radio show.
52:19He can't get out of his own way.
52:21It's going to it's going to bomb out after a year.
52:23Did you see any fight?
52:24She fought so hard to get a job for a year for a coaching job.
52:27Finally get a head coaching job and it's just going to bomb
52:30out after a year like he's he's a clown.
52:32Did you see that?
52:33Did you see the meme he put up Dave?
52:35Who got leave?
52:37No, so he put it was a meme.
52:39It like it was like the first or second day of December and
52:42it was like December's here and it was like 3rd through through
52:477th pretend to work like 12 through 18 like get drunk and
52:53don't even pretend to work and he put this up.
52:56He hasn't won a game in December.
52:58I mean, I obviously saw what I did today that he doesn't want
53:01to play.
53:01Nobody you and then they lost beat him.
53:03Yeah.
53:04Yeah.
53:0472 7 crazy brutal brutal.
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53:32Okay, I'll do my bracket first.
53:34I have Tennessee beating Ohio State Texas beating Clemson Notre
53:41Dame beating Indiana Penn State beating SMU.
53:45So that is my quarterfinal would be Oregon over Tennessee Arizona
53:51State over Texas Notre Dame over Georgia and Penn State over
53:57Boise and then my final four is Oregon over Arizona State Penn
54:03State over Notre Dame big 10 final Oregon Penn State Oregon wins
54:09the whole thing.
54:12Dave rematch.
54:13All right, I got a I got Ohio beating Tennessee.
54:18I got Texas beating Clemson Penn State beating SMU Notre Dame
54:22beating Indiana Notre Dame beating Georgia Penn State beating
54:25Boise a great day in Arizona State being Texas Ohio beating Oregon
54:33then Ohio State being Arizona State in the semis Notre Dame
54:38beating Penn State you got an Ohio State Notre Dame final and
54:43then Ohio State winning the national championship and the national
54:46championship that nobody cares about in the most defeating national
54:51champion sad pathetic little national championship we've ever
54:54had.
54:55Oh, I love it.
54:56I love it Rico.
54:58All right, my bracket Ohio State takes down Tennessee Texas takes
55:02down Clemson.
55:03I would take SMU in the upset over State Penn.
55:05I take Notre Dame into the quarters Oregon beats Ohio State Texas
55:10beats Arizona State.
55:11It's a little chalky here.
55:12I'm going to take Boise over SMU and Georgia over Notre Dame which
55:15sets up a final four of Oregon over Texas and Georgia over Boise
55:19championship game Oregon over Ryan Whitney's Georgia Bulldogs
55:23Oregon national champions.
55:24Finally get through the cracks here and hang a banner quack quack
55:28quack quack quack quack.
55:30All right, boys.
55:32I think we'll do one more of these after we'll do one more before
55:36the semifinals because then we can crown who actually has won the
55:40Pat Hill and we'll preview the semifinals.
55:45Well, I guess.
55:46Yeah, I guess it could be a competition.
55:47That'd be great.
55:48If we have to do a national championship show, that'd be awesome.
55:51Yeah, I would love that.
55:53I would love that.
55:54If you if Dave close, oh man, I'm rooting for you hard Dave just
55:57got to get fucking red hot.
55:59I might just put all your picks into one parlay.
56:03All right, boys.
56:04We'll see you.
56:04Thanks everyone.
56:05Happy Hanukkah.
56:06Merry Christmas.