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00:00I think it looked great. I think it looked way better than the trailer for the trailer and
00:04I like that we still don't know anything about the plot really. I'm in on all of it
00:08Nate Dogg is a I don't know about a die-hard comic book movie guy, but as a legit movie guy
00:12What were your thoughts on seeing Superman and I mean Twitter was you know covered in it this morning with all the reaction
00:18Yeah, um, I think it looks like ass on a level that would make Kim Kardashian envious
00:23All right, it's the rundown Thursday December 19th 2024 last
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01:27first topic of the day we had a
01:31Crazy fight break out at O'Hare. This felt like one of those old school
01:35I mean, I think we could say all three of us are old heads on the podcast here
01:40This felt like one of those old school blogs that would go up one of these fights
01:44We would see and it was just an absolute like I saw Rico blog blogged it and it's a wild bro
01:49I'll break cedar O'Hare involving wet floor signs. So I'm a cop by a couple wet floor signs
01:53Maybe a broom a couple fists. No, it was like slappers only wet floor signs only
01:59It was incredible to watch dog as the oldest head on the pod right now in terms of time of Barstool
02:05Give me your take on this classic fight here
02:07Yeah, I always say like it's hard to blog
02:11Stuff that you've been seeing over and over again for like, you know
02:14You can only blog a meth head so many times before you use up all your meth head jokes
02:18And then sometimes I get like that with fight videos where it's like, I don't know two people fighting in a McDonald's
02:24you've seen it before I
02:26Love when they bring weapons into it. It's there's at the very beginning of this video
02:31He does like a blind wet floor sign like behind it
02:35He just nails the guy in the head and I just fist pump so hard
02:38I was like that was that like WWE I've never seen like a blind chair shot like that that guy nails it
02:46Phenomenal, you know way to end the year with a fight like Barstool was built on sports smokes and internet fights
02:54And this I'm glad we have a new internet fight that I can just stuff my cap to and be like you guys did it
03:02There's one other one that all I always think about I think it was in a Wendy's or something
03:07It's just the hardest smack of all time and the guy at the backhand where the guy the guy licked it
03:19Yes, I think that is my 1-1 haul it's not even a yes like it's it's the craziest smack ever thrown
03:26He has the guy like Homer Simpson over the fire extinguisher. He's a completely knelt back like that
03:33Really funny what other ones like whenever there's weapons involved people throw chairs at the DMV all the time
03:40I feel I'm trying to think well, they gotta start bolting them down at the DMV now
03:45Waffle house the last time we went to Waffle House. We were in Baton Rouge or Oxford
03:51I forget where we were they were like it's takeout only at night because too many flights have been happening here
03:56Yeah, I think I made a career for like a year and a half on Waffle House fights alone
04:01Yeah, I'm this one was great
04:03Like Nate said the what floor signs were like chair shots in this one
04:07And I almost wanted off-screen for there to be like an apron for people to reach under like wrestling style
04:13Just grabbing more weapons like I want in one of these videos
04:17Someone to pull a table out from under something and be like we're setting this up and we're putting them through it
04:22I
04:23almost feel like if you're like
04:25Security guards or something just let them go too because I feel like this will cause more damage than the wet floor signs like it's
04:30better
04:33Steel chair, maybe not so much wet floor signs. It's like pillow fights almost so
04:38An absolute throwback Nate there was one
04:40I blogged that at Mickey D's or I think the guy hit the guy's head into like the order like you press like the screen
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah, and there was one there was a pizza brawl
04:48I think the guy might have used the the likes pizza stick that you like go to
04:55There's a few I wonder maybe we get some Ben you can edit in the licking of the hand though
04:59That was you know that lived on Twitter for like an entire week with all the memes and stuff that was being made off
05:09It's just good to bring like those feelings of great fights classic barstool and listen boys you guys know next week
05:16This is holiday traveling season
05:18we might get some more this might just be like the tip of the iceberg because everyone's mad already and it's like the
05:24Airlines and all the stuff that you're going through. This is just it lights the fuse of everybody
05:29do you guys prefer a
05:31good brawl or a
05:34one-punch knockout a
05:36Good brawl myself as a fight fan. You know, I like to see a little back and forth
05:40I like to see a little adversity faced by each end
05:44Overcome we me Marty Rhea and my fiance went to a deli a few weeks ago
05:50We thought we were gonna see a brawl
05:52There was like a one of those situations where someone's waiting for a spot
05:55Someone pulled out and then someone stole it and then the person that was waiting
05:59Pulled in front of that person and said I ain't leaving
06:02so they got out of the car yelled at the person in the spot and said you're stuck here and then like they were holding
06:08Up a hundred people and I always wish that I could see a brawl in person because as a rough-and-rowdy commentator
06:13I think I would be one of those guys that yes
06:16It's the bad new generation thing to whip your phone out and not try to help
06:19But if it was an even fight
06:20I would whip my phone out immediately whip into commentary mode and start calling the action
06:26So if you were at Houston's you would not have helped biz
06:30No, if I was a Houston's at biz, it wouldn't have gone down like that like Mark Wahlberg on 9-11
06:36Wouldn't have gone down like that
06:38That's actually I think my answer is the punch the knockout
06:42I don't love either give me a good brawl that goes back and forth with some characters or weapons or give me just the moment
06:48the licking of the hand the
06:50using of the crazy weapon or we've had a I've had a few because I was blogging fights all the time back in the
06:55day when you have a great
06:56announcer who's like recording the fight and given the
06:59Better than the fight like give me that over anything else and that's what makes a fight truly great
07:05Bob I know you you know, obviously you you were you just had started college dropped out before bar school
07:11I imagine high school you saw some fights, but I mean
07:14You know, I was in college for four years we saw like fair share of fights actually my wife for her birthday one year
07:20we went to a bar that was like an old high school bar that we went to just to like have a few drinks and
07:25Like the feeling in the air when there's a fight to bring about the breakout and at this point we're in our 30s
07:30I'm like, oh my god. I'm in no mood for this right now, Bob
07:33I don't know if you're really ready and see a fight break out because it gets a little weird in the air
07:37You don't know what's gonna happen. We have a bunch of crazy drunk people
07:40We had a lot of fights at my high school like a lot it was it was a very common occurrence
07:47We had one really awesome girl fight one time
07:49I remember their names vividly one girl jumped over the lunch table at the other one. It was awesome
07:56we had one time when there was a fight and coach Singleton picked up one of the kids and
08:02Went through a pain glass window and singleton singleton did it? Yeah
08:07R.i.p. I believe but yeah, that was pretty sick. We just had and they'd never fixed that window. They just put
08:14They just it was now because it was like to the cafeteria. It just became like a open window. Oh, they never fixed it
08:20So yeah, we saw fights all the time it
08:24It's pretty seen a fight in person. You're right
08:26Like it's like a little jarring, but it's also kind of sick. Like you realize like just how violent fights are
08:32It's like pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's
08:34Before the storm you get that uneasy feeling because you feel like something's gonna happen then it happens
08:39You're like scared and they're just like fuck. This is awesome. As long as you're nowhere near it or getting involved
08:43It's pretty fucking fun
08:44Yeah, I had a girl in high school used to kick every she was a smoke show too
08:47And she was just the she was a wild child and she I still have burned in my memory
08:51She just has this girl's head has her hair and just keeps pounding and I was like, holy shit
08:55like I was I'm terrified of that girl, but she's basically the Gia of
08:59Full house not our Gia Gia. No the bad the bad girl. Yeah, which is the opposite of our G. It was a very
09:04Yeah, I was like our G. It does not fight
09:08Moving along the biggest story in the entertainment world of the week
09:14Maybe the year summer saying new movie coming out the bluey movie comes out
09:20That's the second biggest story biggest story of the year
09:22That's the second biggest story biggest story of the year
09:25We got the first teaser for Superman which comes out next year Bob recorded his live reaction to it in the basement Bob
09:33Tell me what you thought about James Gunn Superman teaser trailer teaser, right?
09:38Is that what it yesterday was the teaser?
09:39yes, it is the teaser and then we're gonna get the trailer at some point probably before it launches next year and
09:46Yesterday as you mentioned we got a teaser for this teaser that looked a little strange
09:50Like there was a bunch of shots of citizens of metropolis looking up at the sky and in all of these shots
09:56We all kind of said the same thing
09:57We were panicking behind the scenes and our nerdy group chats texting each other. Like why does it look like a CW show?
10:03Why does it look like a soap opera?
10:05Why does it look like a Billy on the street man on the street video or something?
10:08It looked bizarre something about the coloring the grading whatever it was. I'm not a fucking film expert
10:14I don't know what made it look so bizarre, but something about it
10:17Clearly I wasn't the only one to bring it up because I texted Clem and said hey, are we in the trust tree?
10:21Yeah, I don't think this looked great. And then I had to text Jeff and Ken Jack and Robbie Goochman
10:27We all said the exact same thing. So we were going into today a little bit worried
10:31Yes, we're trying to hype this up because we love Superman. We love James Gunn movies. We want this to be great
10:37It's the beginning of a new universe that we would also love to thrive
10:41But we went in trepidatious and I gotta say
10:44They kind of set my worries aside, I think the trailer was pretty sick. I think it looked great
10:48I think it looked way better than the trailer for the trailer and
10:51I like that
10:52We still don't know anything about the plot really other than what you know about the character
10:57Dynamics in the first place Lois Lane and Lex Luthor and stuff
11:00But everything visually was cool and crypto the super dog James Gunn handles animals and movies better than anyone out there
11:06I'm in on all of it Nate dog is a I don't know about a diehard comic book movie guy
11:11But as a legit movie guy, what were your thoughts on seeing Superman?
11:14And I mean Twitter was you know covered in it this morning with all the reaction
11:17Yeah, um, I think it looks like ass on a level that would make Kim Kardashian envious
11:23Save your $20 and just watch the 1978 groundbreaker. Oh
11:30Rear as a tweet from Rear Admiral
11:34Fight over this right now
11:36Rear ad and Jeff Deloe are in a spat on so rear ad is unhinged
11:41And he's he's now saying this movie looks like ass and he followed Jeff is like, what are you talking about and rear ad?
11:50He followed up with some
11:52Weird thing about James Gunn finishing on Jeff Deloe's face
11:55I don't know it don't say that Jeff Deloe wants James Gunn to finish on his face
12:00That's what rear ad said and that one
12:02I just had to hit him with the Kermit the Frog where he turns around goes what?
12:06Yeah, Jeff is like Jeff literally is like, what are you even saying?
12:10Like what are you talking?
12:13Yeah, I I um
12:16I've no real opinion if a trailer looks cool. I generally think the movie is gonna be cool
12:20I have a simple mind for that type of thing. Yeah, my question is for you nerds
12:26so bad, it's Batman this Batman that you know with a
12:31Nolan and then it became spider-man everywhere. I look there are seven spider-man movies at the same time
12:38Is it now Superman's time in the in this to shine like it's is it Superman's time?
12:43Are we gonna see like the dark? Is this supposed to be the Dark Knight of Superman?
12:49It's hard to say like that but yes
12:53And they're like it's supposed to be like this is supposed to be like the Superman movie
12:57We've got it in the last like we got in a great Superman movie the original Christopher Reeve is a classic absolute like
13:06Blockbuster classic goes beyond just a superhero movie since then
13:10We haven't really gotten like a great
13:12This is our new Superman like the Henry Cavill movies people like this about them people like that about them
13:18But they don't like this and this and this the Brandon Routh movie people like this about them people
13:22But they don't like that. He doesn't throw a single punch in the whole movie like there's always a but with Superman
13:27Since the originals the original two are great three and four. Okay, they kind of trail off, but then
13:33We haven't had like a just a
13:35definitive no
13:38Justification needed this is Superman in the way that we all love this character from the comics and the cartoons and the history
13:43So like this is supposed to be that for sure
13:46And it's big for James Gunn. This is his first big project since he took over DC
13:50So and I mean Superman my guy my guy Superman Robbie's a Batman guy
13:55The second diehard Superman fan super fans as we like to be called
13:59It just it feels right to if Superman can I feel like Superman is the first superhero everyone learns about and would feel right if
14:05He didn't suck his movies or people just didn't forget about him
14:09So I think everyone wants it to be good for that reason plus James Gunn
14:13And the trailer like again, if you can't make the trailer look good
14:16You're completely fucked because every fucking trailer looks good
14:20You want to go see it and then you walk out and you have your Stephen Che review where you just shit on it for
14:24being a musical that you didn't know about or whatever, but I think this is gonna be I said it the trailer was like
14:31It was like a Superman sampler platter. Like you got like up. There's Lois Lane. We got the dog. We got Jimmy
14:37We got Lex Luthor
14:39We got a couple of villains who I have no fucking clue where they are cuz I don't know any of the DC bones
14:43It wasn't a Superman like reader that I believe they're all good guys. Actually, we'll break this down from the basement tomorrow
14:48But yeah, we'll break it down tomorrow. My mom's basement be live on Friday. We'll break everything down
14:53I'll do a little bit of research on what this all entails
14:56But it would be nice if they actually hit on this because I do feel like Superman being in the mix
15:01I have a take right now. I'm gonna put this take down December 19th on the rundown
15:052024
15:062025 will be known as the year that comic movies became great once again because
15:14We have the Fantastic Four movie
15:16This is gonna lay the base for the next golden age of comic book movies
15:19And if I'm dead wrong, no one will remember in a year. So good. I may I may I
15:25Assistant produce something for the basement because I was stunned at what I saw no more than a half hour ago
15:31Tommy smokes is a comic book
15:35He reads comic books now and he was going frame by frame
15:41Watching the Superman trailer. I think I would like to see
15:45Tommy smokes stop being an alcoholic pervert and jump into the basement. I
15:51Would love to have Tommy in the basement
15:52We actually talked about it recently because Tommy was like you've never had me in the basement
15:56And I was like, I think we have and I we look back and we actually haven't so he is a sneaky Batman fan Superman fan
16:03Yeah, Tommy in the basement would be good executive produced by Nate. Of course. I
16:07Would love it. I had no clue Tommy Tommy was a diehard fan until Robbie because you think he's just an alcoholic pervert
16:13yeah, yes, of course, I
16:15Think I also know Tommy big back in the day seems like he was like a bit of a loser like the rest of us
16:19So he probably uh, you know, if you read comics still like get away from the real world
16:23So I'm sure Tommy like you just think about a little more. But yeah alcoholic Tommy pervert alcoholic pervert Tommy
16:30nerd
16:31To two different people in one
16:33So yeah, check out my mom's basement for that for whenever Tommy can join us and check out the Daytona 500
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17:19I'll say it again when you go to that track you do feel the history because I did it with the family
17:24We did a tour and it's like oh shit like this is you've seen some wild stuff go down here
17:28And if they had a couple cars, it was just people
17:31There was one real racer driving around and the one person like a fan who paid money to like drive a car
17:37That shit hits you in your chest
17:39And when you see 40 of those cars or whatever it may be just going around you have a whole new
17:44Respect for these people dog. Have you ever been to a NASCAR event? I've never been
17:50All right, they told me on the old bucket list
17:53Get check it off next year go down with the big man spider. I'm sure the whole rubbing his racing crew was there
17:59I think and I think Pat was there last year. They had like a Daytona crew
18:03So I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun to get in trouble at Daytona Beach and all that good stuff
18:09Last time I was at Daytona. What do we do?
18:11We hit the Speedway and hand to God honest truth went across the street to a Costco that had opened one day prior
18:17Brand-new Costco the whole family mama Club biggest Costco fan you'll ever meet
18:21So we went across the street did it there takes us into our next topic
18:25Michael panics, jr
18:26Says he was getting a hot dog at Costco when he found out he was named the Falcons new starting quarterback
18:33And absolutely delightful story for all us
18:36Costco Ian's I don't even know if we have a name. I like that. Let's call yourselves
18:40I don't like we if you say the Costco guys now, you just get lumped in with the family like they have
18:47They've approached Coney X
18:50Yes, I like that Bob I like that
18:53Oh, we actually told Costco last week with large and that's what I thought of Bob every pair of glasses
18:57He's ever gotten it from Costco. So Bob give me your take on Michael panics, jr
19:01Yeah, mama Fox is a huge Costco mom as well. We would always go to Costco growing up. I loved their custard
19:08I loved everything from the food court because like my favorite thing in the world Arizona green tea
19:13It doesn't go up in price
19:16They stick to the prices that have been on the menu since they put those menus up every now and then we'll get a new
19:22Menu item or something new drops and that's always a fantastic exciting time. But this just shows you he's one of us
19:29It's like such a if I hear oh, you know
19:33So-and-so that is gonna be making millions of dollars in the future still going to Costco still getting hot dogs
19:38It's like well, I'm just inherently going to like that person
19:42Like this could be a PR thing for even people that seem so out of touch so like
19:47Unrelatable if Elon Musk was spotted at Costco eating a hot dog and be like listen
19:52I don't like everything I've ever heard about the guy, but he's eating Costco hot dogs
19:59Club I love your PS in your in your blog about this where the fucked-up thing is, you know
20:05Kirk Cousins was definitely shopping for some new
20:08Costco
20:10He got the news that panics was replaced in him, which I think is so perfectly said
20:15Also the fact that you were at Costco when you got hired full-time
20:20That's yeah
20:22Banana story it's in the blog. But uh, I remember I was shopping at Costco and KFC taxi was like hey Dave wants to
20:29Talk about hiring full-time. He loves your stuff
20:31and he just wants to set up a meeting and just
20:33Like it was basically I had the job unless I talked myself out of it and I was like, all right
20:38And then I was just like on cloud not I me and Michael panics basically the same person, you know
20:42Just life-changing news about our jobs and I said I ate the hot dog after I was done Michael panic said he yeah
20:48Nervous not not this guy. This is the hot dog goes down a lot easier after that kind of news
20:53Which I guess kind of just you know cemented my brand here at Barstool
20:56But yeah, it was I could still remember I was in the battery aisle. It's one of those things Bob
21:00I know yeah, it's like the Kirkland batteries. They're cheaper, but the Duracell when they're on sale
21:05It's like almost the same price
21:06but Kirkland always has good quality and I'm I go through this every single time around every single year around Christmas and that's what
21:12I was doing and that I was just on cloud nine the rest of the day to you know
21:16Almost ten years later nine-year anniversary. I didn't tweet my nine-year anniversary. Give me credit for that. That's oh nice
21:21I don't know if I've ever tweeted an anniversary maybe one year
21:23But then when every tweet that I read for the next eight years with other people tweeting about their anniversaries like I think I'm good
21:30But congrats today is actually Nick to Ronnie's one year at Barstool
21:34So congrats to him that joke I see it, but I don't get it
21:39It's this one year anniversary of Barstool
21:42Doing the thing about everyone saying they're one year was that it Bob like every week
21:47So we went through a crisis at Barstool where?
21:51Everybody started tweeting like this is my six-month anniversary. This is
21:56I
21:58Think Ben Mintz literally tweeted like this is my like 14th month at Barstool and like he yeah, like it's like baby years
22:05Yeah, so is that where the Nick joke comes from? Yeah, I think so. I wasn't sure
22:11Costco's really having a moment in the Sun right now. I
22:15Grow me they owe the Costco family
22:18So much money in marketing exposure
22:20So it's them but then like the hot dogs have become like a phenomenon
22:25I can write you see a lot of Costco and mainstream now. We're growing up. I don't even remember
22:33Seeing a Costco until like maybe college or after college. We had Sam's Club and
22:40BJ's I want to say terrible name for an establishment BJ's, but I don't think we had did you guys have Costco as kids?
22:48We yeah
22:49My local Costco opened when I was like, I don't know seventh eighth grade, which is you guys were my babies at that point
22:55But I remember I went to Costco first to purchase ever made a Costco stuck in my brain
22:59I got the Green Day Dookie CD. Oh, yeah, I got
23:05What is it went went to mint a burst so it's in a burst but it was the mint version
23:09So I had just I was eating just pounds of mint to burst and listening to you know
23:15Do you have?
23:18And and I remember going to constantly like this place is incredible and then a mama clan with is obsessed with it
23:23I'll be probably going at some point. I got this nice new couch
23:25I'm looking at there. So I'm gonna probably go there at some point in the next day or so
23:29Michael Penning so this is the biggest thing the Falcons. I mean this pick was mocked
23:35Nonstop because they've reached for panics
23:37They had just on Kirk to a billion dollar deal all this kind of stuff and now out of all the quarterbacks
23:43I think panics might be the number one in like you rating right now
23:46I mean obviously Jaden you that's your guy Jaden
23:48He's right there too
23:49But panics has never thrown an interception never lost a game and he's going as the Costco guy the Costco hot dog
23:55So yeah, he hasn't lost yet and he plays the Giants who's gonna be want to know right?
23:59So I'm pretty good for Michael panics right now
24:01So just goes to show like you might get mocked for your draft pick
24:04They kind of knew what they were doing only because they're like Oh Kirk cousins. We saw him in practice. He's a kill
24:08He's shot. We need to get a quarterback ASAP here. Wait, are you just assuming panics is gonna be good though?
24:13Yeah, I just think he people the internet likes him right now, which is nice for him
24:17Oh, cuz like he's only thrown like five passes
24:21Right. Okay. Yeah
24:23The way you say it and never lost. I was like, well, I don't think he's played
24:27Exactly. He's undefeated. Okay. Okay. Got it
24:31I'm undefeated as well. Yes. Yeah, you are Siena football is undefeated since 2003
24:36I believe when they killed the program like that's just what you say. We even played a game. Yeah
24:40Kirk signed
24:42184 million dollar deal
24:44With the he has the Achilles injury and he's looked real bad this year
24:49So the Falcons drafted a 24 year old rookie in the first round like that organization is bad. It's not Giants bad
24:56That's a cheap shot, but like that's a bad organization
25:00And so I I can't help but root against panics because I like when bad
25:05Organizations do bad things cuz you know you like that
25:08Yeah, like me and Bob as
25:11Commanders fans like we know what it's like to see like one bad mistake after another after another after another
25:16So I like when other teams now do it and so there's a chance that the Falcons are now that team
25:23There's a lot of teams in the running Giants definitely in the running Jets obviously always in that running
25:29Browns, it would be interesting if the Falcons got into that mix. Yeah
25:32It's like when do you go from the really bad embarrassing team to like
25:37Bottom mega ass as big cats power rankings would say and the Giants I think if they haven't I think they're there
25:43I think you're mega ass. Yeah. Yeah, we're mega ass and bad stories every single year planes flying overhead
25:48Like I said a depressing football version of Charlotte's web. We just get different messages
25:52It's really bad. The Jets have been there forever the Browns even the Browns in that's like all day. They could bake a year
25:57Yeah, then he got hurt. They made him play. They let him go and now they're stuck with you know scumbag
26:02Who can't win games?
26:04Massage fucking prowler. So it's I guess you could just it's not on the list
26:09But I mean we could talk about the Jets to like Woody Johnson story comes out
26:13He like nixes the Jerry Judy trade because his Madden rating wasn't I his Madden rating wasn't high enough?
26:18His kid he's a kid named brick, which I think is its own story
26:22It's he has two kids that they when they left the States. They were like young kids
26:26They come back and now they're like in the Jets locker room and they're kind of like being assholes and everyone kind of hates them
26:31Joe Douglas can't be happier to get out since he reports to a teenager
26:35Just I guess it's like what are you gonna say Jets being the Jets?
26:37You guys are commanders fans. You escape the hell of ownership. I am currently embroiled in it with John Mara right now
26:43I don't know if we have anything else to add to that story other than like Jets are gonna Jets
26:48Jets are gonna Jets the goddamn Jets as they say buy a t-shirt from KFC. Yes
26:53I love how we always add another
26:56Like breaking it's genius
26:59And
27:00Dorian Thompson Robinson is starting out quarterback for the Browns ensemble. Yeah, I mean they had Jamis
27:05They had the funnest the funnest guy in league
27:06It's not a word unless you're talking about Jamis funnest equals Jamis in my opinion
27:10Uh, it should be a backup come in for five games in the middle of the season for whatever terrible team
27:16He's on, you know, throw his 30 touchdowns 30 interceptions have great clips and then poof the next year
27:22He's on the Raiders next year. He's on the Titans. He just goes town to town just being Jamis
27:28That's what I want out of him
27:29Not even the next year the next like you use him until you don't need him anymore
27:34And then he can go to another team and if like you use him when you don't need him
27:38You like lose your first-round pick or something
27:40There has to be like signed by the NFL not by individual teams. Like you should just have an NFL contract where
27:47Yeah
27:48Because it's like it's not good for teams to have like a drew lock out there, you know, Tommy DeVito. That's fine
27:54Tim Boyle where it's like so bad. It's hilarious, but we have just the bad quarterbacks aren't even fun
27:58Give me Jamis was like the bad quarterback who's also the good quarterback was just a fun quarterback. Like he's neither
28:04He's just fun. So we got to figure that out. It is such a fucking slam dunk
28:08another this is a
28:10team that kind of had that definitely had bad ownership one of the worst in the league that no one really talked about because
28:15They're out in Phoenix
28:16Then I didn't know what this guy Matt ish Bia
28:18Like he seems like he's like the good new owner and he seems like he's crazy bad new owner
28:21But this was a good story Matt ish Bia continues to be on an all-time heater as the Suns owner
28:26After announcing a $2 value meal for home games
28:29So it's $2 hot dogs 16 ounce water 16 ounce soda bag of chips or bag of popcorn
28:36Anywhere from you know, 650 to $9 regular price down to $2 rest of the season given some fans some cheap eats when they're at
28:44The game Nate dog. What do you got on this year?
28:47Uh, okay, so Matt ish Bia is I say it ish Bia think so I I am a shareholder of his mortgage company
28:55So I you WMC stock. I'm down like 40% on it. This is not financial advice not financial advice
29:02but no, I obviously I
29:05Think the Falcons do this a few other teams. I've all I it's not a hot take
29:11concessions are
29:13Crazy expensive at games. I've never completely understood it and when you're there though, like you need a $26 cheeseburger
29:20You're gonna starve to death. So you do it. Um
29:23The Suns yeah there. He's he's like a Dan Snyder ish guy who?
29:29no, he's a
29:31Who's an owner who?
29:33Medals too much
29:34But at least their hearts in the right place because I don't think Dan Snyder's heart was ever in the right place
29:38But like he definitely wants to win but he's also playing he's controlling the Suns like a fantasy basketball team
29:45He's not letting GM's do GM jobs. He's meddling way too much. He also traded
29:51Every single draft pick in the world to the Wizards for Bradley Beal and that has not worked out out at all for him
29:57I so I root
29:59Against the Suns because the worse they are the better the Wizards picks will be for the next 10 years
30:05But I do all that to say I appreciate him making $2 drinks $2 sodas $2 popcorn
30:12That's what it should be
30:13You should be able to bring your family to a game without having to get a second mortgage out on your house
30:17I think we strayed too far from that. I don't know $2 is excessively cheap in a weird way
30:22He could have said $5 deal menu and people would have thrown at him. So I mean $2 is awesome. Good for him
30:29Hopefully the Suns are terrible. I don't want anybody to tear their ACL or MCL
30:34But if Booker and Durant and Beal maybe if they all catch pneumonia for a while, that would be fine with me
30:40We need the Suns to be bad
30:42Maybe the mumps. What about the mumps from smooching that Sidney Crosby if you recall got the mumps
30:48Whatever his jaw was out to here. It was crazy. Yeah gross stuff. I'd say ish
30:53Pia is a less less cunty James Dolan cuz Dolan if like don't a bad person and does bad stuff
31:00But like a lot of times he would spend but his heart was in the right place
31:03But he'd metal that's how you get Eddie Curry on the team who's not who was worse than Bradley Beal
31:08But it's like you mortgage your whole future for a net player where that doesn't make sense
31:12But you're kind of in a good place Nate dog cuz like Durant always like has had these like injuries
31:17He comes back. He gets hurt again. Oh, yeah all year. And what is he third?
31:23It was oh seven. So yeah, he's he's he's old now and it's not gonna get better
31:27You figure a blankie seven-footer with injury history Bob. What do you got on this? I just love this
31:33Obviously, my teams have been a little disappointing lately. Not the commanders the commanders excluded. They've been fantastic
31:40But as a Knicks fan, you know what even the Knicks I'll give the past last season
31:45They were okay as a Rangers and Yankees fan. It has been a disappointing time. The Rangers are a trainwreck
31:51They've no hope this season. They're trading their best players. I don't even want to talk about them. The Yankees obviously
31:58Catastrophic disappointment in the World Series last year if they did this and then didn't get shot immediately remember
32:05The Yankees then they didn't get soda. We didn't want soda. They we didn't lose in a betting war
32:10we never wanted them in the first place, but
32:12They could get goodwill back immediately the Rangers right now. I'm like, I don't even know where to start with the Rangers
32:18but if they were like hey instead of
32:22$27 for a drink a daily burger and fries
32:25It's gonna be
32:26$15 like Nate said $5 each. I'm like, all right
32:29Let me hit up game time and see if I could get into the garden. Mm-hmm
32:34Just side note. I don't climb. I know you're not a huge hockey guy the Rangers
32:39they built a team that looked like they could go to a Stanley Cup or win a Stanley Cup and
32:44Something happened in that locker room where that entire wagon fell apart piece by piece now
32:51Shipping guy they shipped their captain off a month ago. They said they don't want us to talk about this on the rundown
33:00Fans are just this is partial sports and we're talking about the New York Rangers the the keystone piece of the NHL Bob
33:08original sex
33:10Haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1994 and I'd rather be the Rangers than the Islanders the island rather wake up
33:17Every game and then they lose
33:19Yeah, I will sleep soundly at night knowing
33:23Bobby by the way, listen listen so we could move on I wanted to tell you guys because it's the last rundown of the
33:29Year, I did something historic for this run. Never
33:33Never before done on the rundown. I don't believe I
33:37Drew some portraits of you guys mid rundown. So if you saw me looking down at any point maybe I was texting
33:43I wasn't texting I was actually drawing a portrait of how I see you guys
33:49Wow, I'll take that. I'll take that. We should auction that off kind of looks like Dilbert without hair
33:55Yeah, let's auction that off put it up for bidding. We could auction that off
34:00So if you've made it this far in the rundown
34:02You could be in the running for this auction. I'll leave it here. I'm gonna put that on some social media
34:07That's gonna be my new avatar and some sort of social media right there
34:11Yeah, put it on your blue sky. Yeah, there we go blue sky
34:15Report what was Trent's big trivia thing about Picasso? He was born died in the 70s. He's died in 73
34:24That's crazy you would think he died in
34:261673 but no
34:28I saw some tweet about Picasso. It was like he was alive the same time as like the Roman Empire and like, you know, like
34:36Kevin Durant, you know, it was like one of those like crazy like he was alive
34:40Wide spectrum of things. I can't find it now, but it was pretty impressive. That's a great Trent
34:47Brent tweet and the Trent Trent avatar where I basically just he was Chris Farley in my head until like I actually saw what he
34:54Looked yeah, he was just one of these Chris Farley for so long
34:58The last thing about this the $2 thing every like I remember the Falcons did it like oh, yeah
35:03We make so much more money when we have the concessions cheaper and then everyone sure. Yeah was like nah, we're good
35:08We're just gonna you know, yeah, I listen
35:11I'll pay $50 for a hot dog if I can watch ponzo to pay it play in right field
35:15The other thing is at least with the Mets
35:17I think this is pretty like pretty common at least in baseball
35:19You can like bringing your own food
35:21Like you can go to a nice deli get a nice sandwich and they will as long as it's like not open
35:26I think open bottles the one thing case some terrorist shit
35:29But everything else you can like like my wife and I we pack a nice little picnic
35:32We go to a city field watch the Mets and like eat our stuff
35:35You just kind of feel like a poor when you do that, right?
35:37It's like I'm bringing food into the again, but it's a way to get around the $30 hamburgers that aren't even that good
35:43So for anyone check check that out
35:47Paso was alive the same time as Snoop Dogg. I don't know why that's funny Einstein
35:55It was alive before the
35:591900s and alive during the same time Taco Bell
36:04That's wow
36:05Picasso is
36:07Jason Stark used to have baseball trivia back in the day
36:09It was a great thing and Todd Helton would always be like one of the three answers
36:12Picasso is the Todd Helton of like fun fact trivia. I like that. I'm back
36:16I went to Todd Helton day at the Rockies Stadium. Nice. I believe he's Peyton Manning's back up in Tennessee as well
36:22That's another Todd Helton fun fact for you. Thank you. Todd Helton fun facts
36:25Mail server Twitter account a blue sky account. I'd help him fun facts
36:29You should become a Todd Helton fan account on blue
36:34Um
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37:21AWL for free delivery. So we're in the after show now. We're gonna talk some surviving barstool
37:26So if you have not watched Wednesday, December 18th episode, which I believe is episode 8, right?
37:32Yes, I don't know oil or alert if you have not watched that surviving barstool
37:37the big news I guess of last night was
37:40Francis not playing the idol trying to give the idol in exchange for
37:47You know
37:48Not getting voted in he offered it to Dave Dave in day fashions like give it to me
37:52He gave it to him votes for him. Anyway
37:55Unleashed, you know
37:57Jeff Delo anger on the internet not seen since the last episode of the dozen probably and just absolute chaos
38:03Went from there doggy as one of our agents of chaos
38:06What was your take on everything all the the episode the fallout whatever it may be so we we actually talked about this
38:14Quick plug at the end of snuffin torches your one-stop shop for all things survivor, which is a very coincidental
38:21I don't know if you guys know about this
38:23There's a show on TV called survivor and it's similar to surviving barstool
38:29I I'm not sure which one came first. I don't they're they have like similar ass whatever
38:36So we do a podcast me Tommy smokes clamor
38:41about the show on TV called survivor, which is nothing like surviving barstool and we talked about surviving barstool at the end of it and
38:48We we kind of all agreed what Francis tried to do
38:54Giving his idol to Dave between votes. It's
38:59There's no precedent that's ever been set for something like that
39:03So basically it just came down to whatever like Jeff and Tommy decided because there's it's never been done before
39:10so all Jeff Delo really could have done is
39:14When Francis asked is my idol dead if I
39:21If I give it away and Jeff said yes
39:25He could have like elaborated on that a bit like what it actually meant
39:28But it didn't affect the outcome all Francis could have done to save himself was played it initially. He tried to like
39:36maneuver
39:37Because they split the vote
39:39Because they split the vote to flush the idol and Francis didn't play his idol so
39:46Like it didn't change that he got voted out
39:49He should Francis should have just played it and he just wrote like a 1500 word blog about it
39:53About how he just was like bamboozled like he admits that he's never watched survivor. He's not
39:59Great at the game
40:00He went into the game wanting to be entertaining
40:03Tries hardest and challenges and just like get camaraderie with the fellas and he's like I accomplished all that
40:09It was a tough gameplay by him Rhea mind-fucked him great play by Rhea
40:14Telling him that he's safe and not to play it. He believed her which is obviously like Survivor 101 if someone
40:21Is telling you not to play it. You should probably play it. But uh, I thought it was good television. I think Jeff Delo
40:28He's getting
40:29Francis said it best in his blog people who watch survivor
40:33Aren't mad at Jeff Delo people who don't watch survivor think that Jeff Delo kind of screwed Francis
40:39I think Jeff could have laid out the rules slightly better, I guess
40:46But I think I think it was all fair
40:49I think if Jeff laid out the rules it might have been a little heavy-handed and he's pushing him then the other way and
40:54That could you know what?
40:55I think this is just me guessing if you're the host or Tommy as the ref
40:59You don't want to impact the game with something you said
41:01You don't want to impact the game with something you say you just give the answer as well as you can
41:05I think he was just answering Francis question as best as he could. I saw like I watched survivor
41:10I think I watched the first two seasons. That was it and
41:13As soon as Francis gave the other Dave was like, oh, he's cooked like you just gave up your right
41:17But if he had held it it would have been dead if he got voted out
41:20And I think the long and short of it
41:22I think you alluded to this Nate talk Dave votes for Francis doesn't vote for Francis big cat and Rhea still vote for Francis
41:28He's out so it doesn't matter. He wasn't if Dave didn't vote for him
41:31He still was going to lose because Rhea was not gonna be like, oh now
41:35I'm not gonna vote for you because you gave Dave an idol. She doesn't give a fuck about it
41:38Rhea's playing the game incredibly right now. One of the best performances I've seen in the surviving parcel
41:43Yeah, what do you have on it?
41:45I'm sorry. I like this. This was obviously yeah, go ahead. No. No, I was just gonna repeat something go
41:52the big talk of
41:54you know, this was obviously like
41:57Last night's elimination. I thought Whitney's elimination was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
42:02When he went to Dave and was like listen if you vote me out before movie
42:07We're done and Dave says as humans
42:10He leaves the room and then that finger wag and like that
42:13Screenshot of big cat looking up at him like fucking he big cat looks terrified of just the finger wag
42:19Nobody even knows what the finger wag means big cat looked at Dave. He's like, what do you threaten you with?
42:24Friendship like the way he's like going like this Rowan even look shocked in the back that finger wag will stay with me till the
42:30end of the season
42:31That's a bad finger wag to
42:34Whitney's Twitter. He has a great video of mincey pitching content to him. Yes
42:40I don't want to switch the content idea. Yeah, it's
42:44It's a mince. It's like yeah for sure. Yeah, it's next-level shit
42:47I'm not even sure it's a content idea, but you watch it and be the judge of it yourself
42:53Well, I think like us mortals don't really quite understand the levels. We don't get it. Yeah. Yeah, we just don't get it
43:01She's talking about the content that comes out of the fallout from his original content idea
43:05Which to be honest would probably be absolutely incredible and feed our families for years. I mean look we're talking about it
43:11Yeah, exactly
43:12And that's kind of the content idea here and I I don't think they could try it next season
43:17It would not it was the perfect storm this year and if they have it god bless them
43:21They probably have some stuff
43:23You gotta have a camera in the fucking elimination house because the fact he had mincey
43:27Clemmer and wit all in a house together and now at this point
43:31I am NOT even really rooting cuz I don't even know who I'm rooting for to win at this point
43:35But I'm just rooting for the house to get crazier and fill with more personalities
43:38They don't exactly mesh together and I mean that three that first threesome is hilarious now
43:43You're adding Francis to the mix now. I need someone to like kind of get Francis off his rocker
43:47I mean, I'm sure mince is gonna drive him nuts in his own way
43:49But like I want to see I want to see house all the fucking electricity. So yeah, you should get voted off survivor and
43:56immediately join big brother like
43:59That's yeah
44:01Except nobody wins or loses. You're just stuck in this Truman show house. It's like the Twilight Zone
44:07There could be like a Twilight Zone for a Black Mirror style episode about that. You're just constantly stuck in real
44:15Reality shows yeah, that's that's a good one. I like that Bob
44:19Good programming on the rundown. Yeah
44:22College Gronk is in development. I heard at ABC
44:27Yeah, um just
44:29Give me a hot take
44:31Who out of everybody at Barstool and we've discussed this before but I'm pretty definitive with my answer now
44:37would you like to see on real survivor and
44:41There's multiple ways you can go like obviously seen like Roan on it would be great seen Dave on it would be great
44:47III
44:49Someone's gonna punch me in the face for this
44:51There's no better person than Ben Mintz
44:55seeing him on a desert island with
44:57unsuspecting people from all walks of life and him walking up to them being like I play in the
45:032025 world's here's a poker like just like
45:06He just has no chance of surviving the first night like I love him
45:11But like in real survivor when you're on the real beach
45:13I think someone like Francis would be awesome because he's actually athletic he can put together
45:19He was telling us the other day in the office about how he could do fires because he learned all this stuff growing up in Maine
45:25So he's actually a little where with the wilderness and in the confessionals. He has been hysterical
45:30He's like that's the only downside of watching last night. This is my great episode, but you lose him in the confessionals
45:36It's like I shit. He's been so funny. My counterpoint is I don't think CBS would
45:42Love his confessionals like we do it but like cuz Francis is purpose maybe
45:47Mintz is just like hey go walk that log and hold he becomes a cartoon character
45:53So yeah, I just think the amount of mince
45:57unintentionally funny outweighs
45:59everybody else's
46:01athleticism brains
46:03whatever else like I just think
46:06to have a camera on him with
46:09Strangers around him and just let him run wild like a dog. I
46:13Also think that there's a chance that
46:16Mincy I'm surviving Barstool in that any show you got to get him when he's the caterpillar
46:21Because I think when he gets in the cocoon
46:23He comes out as a butterfly and listen
46:25I know he's had he's been like shit on for a lot of different things over the years and
46:29People making fun of his like intelligence, whatever the guy does like pretty fucking well poker right now
46:34You can't just be a straight-up dumb dumb like you play the odds or you you bluff whatever it may be
46:38I think there's a chance like if he could just get his bearings or make it far enough
46:42He might fucking Kaiser mincy us and fucking paint a fucking portrait unlike anything. We've seen since Picasso
46:48I don't know if that's the case. My answer is bizzo. I love biz. I the chiclets guy. I can't get enough of them
46:53I'd love to see biz like I think it could happen like he now this whole like fight story
46:58He's become you know, his star has grown even shines even brighter. He was on inside the NBA
47:03I think he's an awesome dude. And I think like I'm the show too
47:07He's fucking just funny. He seems like a good guy
47:10He's physical. He seems like he was good at the puzzles, too. So I don't know give me fucking biz
47:15Gilly would be great
47:20You got to send him with a lot of contraband, you know
47:33So surviving barstool last episode
47:382024 tonight
47:39Unfortunately, we're all gonna be going through withdrawals for the next two weeks
47:42It's a long fucking break as I know my kids last day of school is tomorrow and then I got home
47:47I'm stuck with them for 16 days long as possible, which was great when your kids when you're a parent
47:54Days
47:5616 days doggy 16 day because it's Friday to two Fridays
48:01then they have the Saturday and Sunday off and if they go back like the
48:04Because it's at the first the second they're off and then third fourth fifth they go back to 20th
48:09They're out if they're back in that's almost impossible, bro
48:12I don't even have kids and I'm like in hell in a cell thinking about that
48:18It's the apps and it's cold out so you can't you know, have them just run around outside
48:21So I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. I gotta pee guys. We got to end this rundown
48:26This is a long run down. I've been trying to piss. Oh go to Bob's Twitter and watch this guy Darby just
48:32Take the dumbest spot in wrestling history. All right, so that's the rundown and guess what see you guys next year. Oh