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00:00 We have a lady with us in the break.
00:02 And a man who is tied up.
00:04 Let's talk about the issue.
00:06 No, I'm not tied up. What else can I do?
00:08 They have locked me up in their house.
00:10 No, I'm not giving you the meter. I'm tying you up.
00:12 Okay, who are you?
00:14 - I'm not giving you the meter. - He's tied up.
00:16 You have tied up a government employee?
00:18 I'm not a government employee.
00:19 I'm not a government employee. I'm a daily wage employee.
00:21 Okay, I'll take it off. Open it.
00:23 Why should I open it?
00:23 He's a government employee.
00:24 I was about to bring your meter.
00:26 You were taking off the meter?
00:27 First I thought you were a drunkard.
00:29 - Then? - Then he said, "I'm a milkman."
00:31 - I mean, I took off the meter. - Okay.
00:32 Then he said, "Don't sell it. I'm a drunkard."
00:34 But the lady was so strong that she tied you up.
00:39 I'm not a woman.
00:41 A woman should be strong.
00:42 - You're saying that to yourself? - Yes, of course.
00:44 Aunty, you can't talk to our host and co-host so rudely.
00:48 I'm a big fan of Mr. Abhakrun.
00:50 Thank you. Thank you.
00:50 I've never been tied up in my life.
00:52 He's tied up here.
00:53 I was tied up here. I didn't know until now.
00:56 Believe me, I've tied him up with my hands.
00:59 You can tie him up with a rope.
01:02 Aunty was very weak before.
01:04 - Okay. - She said, "I'll tie him up."
01:06 Mr. Abhakrun, I could run.
01:09 But he tied me up.
01:11 He's a rude man.
01:12 He's a talkative man.
01:13 Forget it. I won't fight with him.
01:15 So, you're tied up not just for Mr. Haroon.
01:20 What's Mr. Haroon's problem?
01:22 - Yes. - Wait a minute.
01:23 You know, he can run.
01:25 He can run with his legs.
01:26 Believe me, I'm tied up with a rope.
01:30 - Okay. - What do I do?
01:32 What do I do?
01:33 You must have run a pump.
01:35 How can I run a pump?
01:37 Mr. Haroon must have set a tandoor.
01:39 Do you have a tandoor?
01:40 I don't know about tandoor.
01:41 I'm tied up.
01:43 - Don't you make rice? - No.
01:44 Tandoor is not a big deal.
01:45 Tandoor doesn't tie up a woman.
01:47 It's not like you can tie up a woman with a bread.
01:49 You can call it a tandoor.
01:52 I'm tied up with a rope.
01:54 I remember.
01:56 What's the bill of Rs. 2.5 lakhs?
01:58 Sir, I read the bill.
01:59 According to the reading, it's an accurate bill.
02:01 I'll pay the bill as per the rate.
02:03 My meter is running at a slow pace.
02:05 How much will you pay?
02:06 How many of us are there?
02:08 Believe me, Mr. Haroon.
02:11 4 people take a bath in the morning.
02:13 Some people take a bath in the evening.
02:14 They're poor.
02:15 4 people take a bath every day.
02:16 Do you live in their house?
02:18 We don't take a bath every day.
02:20 It's a different concept for you.
02:22 Tell me something.
02:24 How many people are there in the house?
02:25 There are 22 people in the house.
02:27 22 people?
02:28 Yes. - 22?
02:29 Okay, 22 people is fine.
02:30 But still, it's not a big bill.
02:32 No. - It's not.
02:33 It's 22 people.
02:34 Yes. - You're the average person.
02:36 I'm not the average person.
02:38 I think.. - He's an anchor.
02:40 No, if 22 people take a bath every day for 30 days
02:44 then it's a big bill.
02:46 It's not more than Rs. 20,000-22,000.
02:47 Sir, it's because the non-protected category has just started.
02:50 It must have fallen.
02:51 It must have fallen.
02:53 Hold on. Tell me something.
02:55 There's hot water.
02:56 What else do you use other than water?
02:58 Nothing. We have a stove.
02:59 We have four or five big ones.
03:01 How many are they?
03:02 22 stoves.
03:03 Maasi, is your house a cooking centre?
03:06 No, it's not.
03:07 We live downstairs.
03:08 We have a stove for everyone.
03:11 We have a stove for everyone.
03:12 We have gas for everyone.
03:13 We have a bill.
03:14 Mr. Haroon, I think the perfect lot
03:17 is used by the hair curlers.
03:20 The one who curls my hair.
03:23 Yes. - He's also a gas curler.
03:24 Women are gas curlers.
03:27 There's a 500-litre one.
03:28 He's a geyser.
03:29 A 500-litre geyser?
03:32 There's no gas. I told him to boil water.
03:34 You don't have to pay the bill.
03:37 You have to pay the bill.
03:39 How would I know? The pipe is leaking gas.
03:43 I checked all the soap bars.
03:44 None of them are leaking.
03:45 Okay. The gas you're using..
03:49 The gas is leaking.
03:50 I'm not joking.
03:51 I've never let a single stove burn down.
03:53 Okay. - We have four people.
03:55 Okay. - Someone came and left.
03:57 Will you let me drink tea?
03:58 I'll just boil water. - She's right.
04:01 A stove and a bill of Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
04:03 I think you get people in the neighbourhood to steal.
04:07 You let them use the gas.
04:08 Look at the pictures I took.
04:10 Maasi, look.
04:12 Look. How dare you?
04:14 You're showing off your meter.
04:16 He can take a picture of the meter.
04:18 I was showing off my meter.
04:20 Why were you standing with the meter?
04:23 I thought I'd get some vegetables.
04:25 I took a selfie.
04:26 You thought you'd get a reading.
04:27 You said you'd come to get a reading.
04:30 You got a reading and took a selfie.
04:32 They make me do it.
04:33 I didn't know. - You're right.
04:35 I'm sure I'll remember the violence
04:37 when I check the bill.
04:40 When did he come?
04:41 He came at 6 or 6.15.
04:43 Who comes to check the reading?
04:44 Why do you check at 6?
04:46 Everyone is asleep.
04:47 That's why you were singing about the meter at 6.
04:50 I didn't get up at 5.
04:55 I was driving the geyser.
04:56 Listen to me, aunt.
04:58 You should go to the gas station.
04:59 She's the same.
05:00 She's the one who asked for the meter.
05:03 Listen to me.
05:05 You should go to the gas station.
05:08 I won't go.
05:09 I'm not a servant.
05:11 Come to my house.
05:12 Give me a hand.
05:14 I won't spare you.
05:17 I'll go to Haroon Bure's house.
05:18 Is he a good man?
05:19 He'll come.
05:20 Aunt, go to Bure's house.
05:23 You can do bad things.
05:25 How much is the bill for the people who live next to you?
05:29 Do you have any idea?
05:29 They only get 2100 rupees.
05:31 2100 rupees?
05:34 They get the bill for two people.
05:37 They get 2100 rupees for two people.
05:39 Why don't they get it?
05:40 I don't understand this.
05:42 I took the reading that the meter told me.
05:46 The meter told you?
05:47 Don't talk to the meter.
05:49 I've understood.
05:51 Do one thing.
05:51 Do one thing to all the people who are facing this problem.
05:54 Call the gas station.
05:57 Call your department.
05:58 Call them.
05:59 Tell them that the meter is not working.
06:01 I doubt that it's not giving the correct reading.
06:03 Take it off and seal it in front of me.
06:05 Take my signatures.
06:07 Take it to your office.
06:09 Seal it in front of me.
06:12 Check the pressure and change the meter.
06:15 If you get more reading, the money will be reversed.
06:19 This is the process.
06:20 I can do all the processes.
06:22 I'll go only if you untie my rope.
06:24 Mom, end this story.
06:26 Come to our office.
06:27 Does Mr. Araf go to the office?
06:29 No, he has retired.
06:30 I won't come to your office.
06:33 She's still hanging on to him.
06:36 You've brought four people.
06:38 I've brought four of my own.
06:39 I'll bring the counsellor.
06:41 I'll hit you with the stick.
06:43 I won't bring anyone.
06:45 I'll hit you with the stick.
06:46 Tell me something.
06:48 Are all your hair like this or one part is like this?
06:52 Are all your hair like this?
06:53 Mine are like this.
06:54 Are my hair like this?
06:55 She's asking if all the hair are curly or straight.
07:00 I don't know.
07:01 I don't know about poor people.
07:04 Why?
07:04 I just keep doing this.
07:06 There's one thing.
07:09 These poor people have paid a lot of money.
07:12 Their meter is not working.
07:13 Do something.
07:14 Sir, I'm sorry.
07:16 Their meter is not working.
07:18 I've been given a wrong bill.
07:20 Okay.
07:21 I'll get it fixed at the office.
07:23 Okay, I'll open it.
07:24 You solve the problem.
07:25 Say it in front of the media.
07:27 Okay.
07:28 Open it.
07:28 Thank God, the matter is solved.
07:30 The matter is solved.
07:31 Open it.
07:32 Thank God.
07:32 Open it.
07:33 What song are you singing?
07:34 Okay, the matter is solved.
07:37 Mom, the gas is not working.
07:40 It's working.
07:41 I'm trying to get the meter.
07:41 That's why it's not working.
07:43 We've been sitting here since morning.
07:45 Who are you?
07:46 He's my neighbor.
07:47 He owns a bakery.
07:48 I've only given him gas.
07:50 Oh!
07:53 Your brothers don't own a bakery.
07:56 They're good people.
07:59 Believe me.
08:00 They give me a small bill.
08:02 Mr. Arun, this is what happens.
08:05 What?
08:05 When the meter is working,
08:07 he gives gas to four people.
08:09 He collects Rs. 1000.
08:11 The rest of the customers..
08:13 How do you know?
08:14 I've never given anyone Rs. 1000 for gas.
08:17 I give Rs. 4000 for every 1000 I give.
08:22 How?
08:23 The bakery gave him gas.
08:24 I mean, we don't own gas.
08:27 We're poor people.
08:29 Sir, how long have you been
08:31 giving gas to your aunt?
08:32 It's been 20 years.
08:34 She gave him a small bill.
08:35 No.
08:37 You've never received a Rs. 250,000 bill
08:40 in the past 20 years.
08:41 No, I've never received a bill.
08:42 I used to get Rs. 5000 or Rs. 10,000.
08:46 I used to get Rs. 5000.
08:48 I had set the meter.
08:49 Okay.
08:50 The meter has changed.
08:53 I've received a Rs. 250,000 bill.
08:55 Okay.
08:56 That's good.
08:57 You're a young man.
08:58 You're still young.
09:00 You're from a small shop.
09:05 We're going to get a bag of betel leaves.
09:07 That's great.
09:09 Your aunt is the owner of a bakery.
09:11 Just like your aunt..
09:14 If Farid had given us a free ration
09:15 next time, we'd have been in jail.
09:17 (audience laughing)