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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, today we will take you to a graveyard.
00:25It is a graveyard of dreams.
00:27Dreams are buried there and if you go to the graveyard of dreams,
00:32you will be surprised to know that 99.9% of the people in the world
00:37end up having dreams in the graveyard.
00:41You will be surprised to see the size of the graveyard
00:46because all the dreams die in their childhood
00:49and very soon they die.
00:52But the thing is that the reason for death is written on every grave.
00:57And you will be surprised to know that there are 2-3 such epidemics
01:01because of which all the dreams die.
01:04And no one is ready to get vaccinated.
01:08No one is ready to save their dreams from that virus.
01:12To drink the drops that kill the virus.
01:15So let me tell you what is written on the graves.
01:18The first grave that you will see,
01:20I am very hopeful that it will say,
01:22Preparation.
01:24That dream died because there was no preparation.
01:28We were preparing.
01:29Let's prepare a little now and then we will do it.
01:31Let's do this now and then we will do it.
01:33We are not ready yet.
01:34Let's move on to another disease
01:37which you will see in many graves.
01:39The advice is against it.
01:41The person who gave the advice said, don't do it.
01:44Advice is a very big disease
01:46which kills your dreams.
01:48Let's move on.
01:49It must be written on some graves
01:52that there is no proper planning.
01:53That planning is a disease
01:55which kills your dreams.
01:58We will do it today or tomorrow.
01:59Do a little better planning.
02:00Make a good team.
02:02Bring a good thought.
02:03Bring a proper idea.
02:05The whole idea is not coming yet.
02:07These are 3-4 such diseases
02:09which kill everyone's dreams.
02:12And if you want your dreams to stay alive
02:14and you get them,
02:15then get the vaccination of these diseases.
02:18And it is very easy.
02:20If you want to make your dream so strong
02:23that these diseases don't affect it,
02:25then just do this much
02:27to make yourself understand
02:29that the owner of Google
02:31didn't see this dream of Google on the very first day.
02:35He made a page.
02:37He became Google in the process.
02:39The owner of Facebook,
02:41the owner of Apple,
02:42any big company,
02:44any big actor,
02:46any singer,
02:47he didn't have this dream when he was a kid.
02:50It was just there.
02:52So, if you want your dreams to stay strong
02:55and not die,
02:57then start doing it right away.
02:59Leave it.
03:00Planning will keep happening.
03:01Take advice.
03:02But ask a few people who work for you
03:04to encourage you.
03:06Because you saw the dream,
03:07they didn't see it.
03:08Let's start today's show with this message.
03:11Today, we will take you under a bridge
03:14and see what is happening in the city.
03:17Greetings.
03:17Greetings.
03:19How are you?
03:20I am fine.
03:21Have some shame.
03:23O cruel one, have some shame.
03:25I am asking you.
03:26Ask me why I should be ashamed.
03:28Ask me why I should be ashamed.
03:29Oh, God!
03:33Oh, ask me why I should be ashamed.
03:37Okay, okay.
03:38Why should you be ashamed?
03:40I will tell you directly.
03:42Yes, tell me.
03:42Why should he be ashamed?
03:44He just came out of the jaws of death
03:46and started doing drugs again.
03:48Has this happened?
03:49Yes, he just had a lethal operation.
03:52Oh, my God!
03:53What kind of operation?
03:54He had three stones in his kidney.
03:56Okay, okay.
03:57I am not ashamed.
03:59Okay, congratulations.
04:00If you have removed the stones,
04:02then you are fine.
04:02Why are you moving around?
04:03What is this?
04:04The world is round.
04:05I am moving around.
04:07Look, I am right there.
04:09Yes.
04:09I am moving around.
04:12Wow!
04:12You are such a good man.
04:13Why are you wasting yourself?
04:15I didn't value myself.
04:17What can I do?
04:19So, you didn't value yourself.
04:20First of all, value yourself.
04:22Then someone else will do it.
04:23By someone else doing it, I remembered.
04:24Where is your team?
04:25They left.
04:26It was their mission impossible.
04:29Here he comes.
04:30Greetings, sir.
04:32Greetings.
04:33What is this?
04:34It is so hot.
04:35Air Turbulence.
04:45Usha, why do you have an air pocket in such a deep place?
04:51Otherwise, I won't be able to get some sweet stones tomorrow.
04:54I am missing her.
04:56My eyes are waiting for her.
04:59I am waiting for her.
05:01I am waiting for her.
05:04Tomorrow, I want her eyes all over Pakistan.
05:10The DJ's song has flopped.
05:16What is your name?
05:17Me?
05:18Where are you from?
05:19I am here, on your left.
05:21How are you?
05:24The field that is not affected by the drought,
05:27Wow!
05:28burn the farmer in that field.
05:30Not the farmer.
05:31It is written Khusha-e-Gandum.
05:33If it is Khusha-e-Gandum, it means the farmer is also dead.
05:37Here she comes.
05:40Here you go, Mr. Haroon.
05:42Hmm.
05:43What else can we expect from this country?
05:46What happened?
05:47I was in pain.
05:49I am not getting cranberry juice.
05:51What?
05:53Cranberry juice.
05:55What were you going to do with cranberry juice?
05:57I was in pain.
05:58You should have broken your arm.
06:01I think he is very drunk.
06:04His leg is broken and he is sitting here.
06:09One of you is less drunk.
06:11Brother, let me count.
06:13Okay.
06:14One is done.
06:16One is done.
06:19This one is also done.
06:22Where is the other one?
06:23There is only one.
06:24One is cut.
06:26Brother, I have been doing thumb system since yesterday.
06:30Brother, we have seen a lot of heat.
06:32But there is no heat left.
06:35What is heat?
06:36No, no.
06:37One guy has already taken the heat.
06:40So, you think he is dead because of the heat?
06:42He must be dead.
06:44He is very drunk.
06:47Yesterday, he was saying that he will beat me up today.
06:49Tomorrow, he will say that he will beat him up.
06:51He is dead.
06:53We will make him remember.
06:56He will have to bring his tickets to meet me.
07:00Don't you dare bring my tickets.
07:04Give him food.
07:05Who packed him in the bag?
07:07Sir, I am hiding here.
07:10What happened?
07:11My enemy packed me in the bag.
07:13With whom?
07:14He packed me in the bag with the butchers.
07:16Why?
07:17I went inside the pot.
07:20He stabbed me in the throat.
07:22He is lying.
07:23There is no pot under the bed.
07:26Give me food.
07:27It is very hot outside.
07:28The bag is very hot.
07:30He is dead.
07:31So, he must have stabbed you because you were stealing.
07:33We will give him money.
07:35Then he will get drunk.
07:38Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
07:41What happened? Why are you saying mayday?
07:43The landing gear is not opening.
07:55What is this?
07:56Angami landing.
07:59What is this?
08:00Move it.
08:02Move it.
08:04Do it properly.
08:06Do it properly.
08:07Yes.
08:08Let it come.
08:09What is this?
08:09Very good.
08:11Let it come.
08:13Yes, like this.
08:15Remove it from here.
08:17He is unloading such a big wheel.
08:20What is he doing?
08:21What kind of wheel is this?
08:23That's it. Very good.
08:24What is this?
08:26Sir, one minute.
08:26Pull it up.
08:28Why did he bring such a big wheel in this locality?
08:32Sir, this is my factory gear.
08:34Sir, this is a street.
08:35The crane cannot go there.
08:36It cannot go there.
08:37Listen to me.
08:39If any of you stab him and take him to my factory,
08:44I will give you money.
08:45How many?
08:46How many people are you?
08:471, 2, 3, 4, 5.
08:48Sir, give me Rs. 700.
08:51No, Rs. 500 is fine.
08:52I will give you Rs. 2,500.
08:53Arun sir, he...
08:54Okay, give him Rs. 25.
08:57Get up.
08:57My son, get up.
08:58I am giving you Rs. 25.
09:00Where is the factory?
09:02We have to go inside the street.
09:03Inside the street?
09:04Yes.
09:04Do you want to wear a tie?
09:05Yes.
09:06Come with me.
09:07Come.
09:08Do you want to wear a tie?
09:09Come with me.
09:12I have brought a wheel for you.
09:16Stay there.
09:17You will never get a good place.
09:18You are a good man.
09:21What is it?
09:21You have brought a wheel for me.
09:24Sir, I thought you brought a factory girl here.
09:28Why are you standing here?
09:30Sir, I have seen your factory.
09:32You have seen my brother.
09:34You have to kiss him.
09:35He has to kiss you?
09:36Yes, he has to kiss you.
09:37Give me Rs. 2,500.
09:38Yes.
09:43Rishi, you fool.
09:45Sir, we were waiting for you.
09:48Sir, he is not helping us.
09:51He has to kiss you.
09:52Him?
09:52Yes.
09:53Come on.
09:54Come.
09:55Let's go.
09:56Let's go, son.
09:57Let's go.
09:59Well done, my son.
10:00My people, pick up this wheel and change your fate.
10:06I will fill your soul with my revolutionary poetry.
10:11And you will pick up this wheel.
10:13Pick it up.
10:15Sir, the wheel has been stolen.
10:18This is my payment.
10:20This is my payment.
10:22What is this?
10:24Your sorrow is fragrant.
10:25The intoxication has been taken away.
10:26This is my poetry.
10:28Okay, so you have almost completed Rs. 2,500.
10:34Brother.
10:36What is it?
10:37Tell me about the intoxication.
10:40You have to tell me.
10:42I have to tell you.
10:43Brother, give me Rs. 5,000.
10:44I will bring a man from Naldepol.
10:46I will give you Rs. 5,000.
10:47Throw him out of the factory.
10:49Although, intoxicants have a lot of power.
10:51They can pick up the heaviest things.
10:53Where is the problem?
10:55I think someone has stolen the wheel.
11:00Sit down.
11:01Take care of him.
11:03I have brought a worker from Adda.
11:05You are a sensible man.
11:06Keep an eye on him.
11:07Okay.
11:13What is this?
11:14He is keeping an eye on him.
11:15He is more responsible than me.
11:20Mr. Mehroon.
11:21Yes.
11:22You are a steel worker.
11:25Yes.
11:26How much will it cost?
11:27It depends.
11:28Actually, if you sell it as scrap, it is very expensive.
11:33Yes.
11:33If you sell it as scrap, it is very cheap.
11:36Sir, even if it is Rs. 100 per kilo, it is Rs. 500 per kilo.
11:39We don't have a weak mind.
11:41How much will it cost if we start stealing?
11:43If it is Rs. 200 per kilo, it is Rs. 100,000 per kilo.
11:48Yes, we...
11:53Hey, son.
11:54Yes.
11:54He has gone out.
11:56He is not interested.
11:57How did you all get so much of energy?
12:00We were about to rob him.
12:02Yes.
12:02We were asking him to give us money.
12:04Oh!
12:05His father is also going to die of intoxication.
12:09Here you go.
12:15Sir, I left my gear over here.
12:17We will take care of our responsibility.
12:20It's our responsibility to take care of ourselves.
12:25Yes, tell me the truth. Where is the gear?
12:29I was about to tell you.
12:32Yes.
12:33It's a big hole.
12:35What?
12:36There is a dog with a big face.
12:41It's wearing a yellow suit.
12:45No, no.
12:46It's been an hour and a half. He's still sitting on the chair.
12:49No, he has a moustache from one side and a beard from the other.
12:53The dog?
12:54Yes.
12:55I got it from the factory. I bought it from the butcher's colony.
12:59He has a moustache and a beard.
13:02I said, leave it. It's my uncle's gear.
13:06Mr. Roon, the story is interesting.
13:10Yes.
13:11You have to listen to it.
13:13He was pulling it. I stopped him.
13:16I was holding the wheel with both my hands.
13:21He was pulling me too.
13:23Then?
13:24The man was holding a stick and the dog was pulling him too.
13:27We don't know God. We just talk nonsense.
13:32You left your gear at Newton.
13:35Okay.
13:36A kid was playing and the dog took the gear.
13:39Oh.
13:40The gear fell off.
13:43Brother.
13:44Did an accident happen?
13:47It fell right in front of our eyes.
13:50Okay.
13:50We don't know God.
13:52If I tell you the truth, will you give me a reward?
13:56If you tell me the truth, I will definitely give you a reward.
13:59You left the wheel.
14:02There was a downpour.
14:04A storm.
14:06Oh.
14:06It was very strong.
14:07Yes.
14:08Your gear fell in front of us.
14:10Oh.
14:13Oh.
14:20Brother, my gear fell.
14:21I don't care about your bad words.
14:23I am talking about the gear.
14:24How are you all?
14:25We are fine.
14:26Who are you?
14:27Mr. Haroon, I run an NGO. I am a social worker.
14:30Okay.
14:31What does the NGO do?
14:32Mr. Haroon, we keep drug addicts in the rehab centre.
14:37Okay.
14:37Yes.
14:38They are treated there.
14:40What have you brought?
14:42I have brought food for them.
14:45Mr. Haroon, I pity these poor people.
14:48Yes.
14:49Look at them.
14:51Why do you do drugs?
14:53Oh, God.
14:54Pantmerian and drugs?
14:56Don't be scared.
14:58We will give you a place to stay.
15:00We will give you food and money.
15:02Pantmerian is helpless.
15:06Do you know that my parents died when I was young?
15:09He is so..
15:10There was no one to look after them.
15:13But recently, they have come to rob my gear.
15:19These people are very bad.
15:21They have robbed everything.
15:24What is in these boxes?
15:26Mr. Haroon, this is mutton biryani.
15:28I have made it special.
15:29I have added saffron to it.
15:31This is a food box.
15:35If you could tell me a few more qualities of Pantmerian..
15:39..then I would be addicted to it.
15:41Here is your food.
15:42Wait.
15:44Why are you disturbing me?
15:46Give it to everyone.
15:48Give it to everyone.
15:51Take this too.
15:52Yes.
15:53First, give it to the president.
15:55You should also have it.
15:56Okay, give it to my brother.
15:58Party all night.
16:00Party all night.
16:02Party all night.
16:04Bablu uncle, can I get the stuff?
16:07Hey, are you crazy?
16:09I am an addict.
16:10I am selling drugs.
16:11Aren't you an addict?
16:12No, sir. I have a sore throat.
16:19Hey, bro. What's up?
16:21Do you have medicine?
16:22Yes, I have two shots.
16:24You are a good boy.
16:27What have you come here for?
16:28You are from a college.
16:31Obviously, I am from a university.
16:33And we do this at the university.
16:34It gives us ease in life.
16:37We get dopamine.
16:38This is not ease.
16:40You think you get ease.
16:42Dear, these are not the answers to your life's questions.
16:45I don't know why the kids these days think..
16:47..that we will become cool by doing all this.
16:49It's not just about being cool.
16:50FOMO is the biggest factor.
16:52It seems that everyone is doing it these days.
16:54And I have said it many times on national TV..
16:57..that all the chancellors, vice chancellors..
17:00..principals and all the people..
17:02..who are in charge of the universities..
17:05..should visit the parking lot at least once in the evening.
17:10See what's happening in the cars.
17:12This is happening in all the universities.
17:14A few days ago, the head of a private university was with me.
17:18He said, I asked the kids.
17:20The kids said, nothing like that happens.
17:21I said, go out yourself.
17:23Be a little hesitant.
17:24Go to the parking lot.
17:26See what's happening.
17:27This flying Punjab..
17:28..the entire Punjab is flying in this wind.
17:31What's your name?
17:33Asad.
17:34Are you a student?
17:35Yes, I am a student.
17:39Hey!
17:39The food is bad.
17:41I told you, all the politicians of Lahore..
17:44..are cowards.
17:45I will give you double the money.
17:46You seem to be drunk.
17:49I will break your legs first.
17:51If the time is right, I will break your legs too.
17:53Okay, okay, okay. Sorry.
17:54Take the mirror.
17:55Take the mirror.
17:56Come on.
17:58Very good.
17:59You have done a very good job.
18:02My life is ruined.
18:04This is my bag.
18:05I can't eat biryani.
18:07Sister, what time do you come here daily?
18:09Why?
18:10So that I can make the mood of a drunkard at 9 o'clock.
18:13Look, I don't come here daily.
18:15The rehab people will come and take him away.
18:18Sister, they will go after the rehab center.
18:21First, they will go to the police station.
18:23They have stolen my gear.
18:25First, they will go to the police station.
18:26They are thieves.
18:27Catch them.
18:28They are thieves.
18:29They are sitting with the thieves.
18:31They are doing the classes of my testing theory.
18:37Look at this, sister.
18:39Yes, yes.
18:39Look at this. I will tell you.
18:41This is my wheel.
18:44This is their car.
18:45They have stolen it.
18:46I will call the police.
18:47I won't leave until the police comes.
18:49Then why did you eat my biryani?
18:51Sister, I was hungry.
18:54Let's go.
18:55The rehab people have come.
18:57I will go and call them.
19:00She is a good woman.
19:02There should be such NGOs.
19:03If they are doing such a big job for free,
19:05then there is hope.
19:07Hello.
19:09Where does Nishai sit here?
19:11Nishai?
19:14He sits under the bridge.
19:15I think he sits at such places.
19:18Yes, he is sitting there.
19:23Come with us. Get up.
19:25He is very stubborn.
19:26He has been stubborn for a long time.
19:27He didn't go.
19:28He has to be disciplined.
19:30Come on, get up.
19:31Come with me.
19:31Where will I go? I am not Nishai.
19:34Everyone says that Nishai.
19:35I don't do drugs.
19:36He says that but I am not Nishai.
19:38Come with me.
19:39I will get you rid of your addiction.
19:41I will get you treated.
19:42Brother, I don't do drugs.
19:43Then what addiction will you get me rid of?
19:44Everyone says that they don't do drugs.
19:46Brother.
19:47He is such a fool.
19:49No, my son.
19:50Brother, last time my family was here.
19:51Brother, last time my factory was here.
19:54I had two factories when I used to do drugs.
19:59Come on, get up. Come with us.
20:00Go. Love your life.
20:02Are you mad? Go.
20:06Come on, my son.
20:07Come on, my son.
20:11Come on, my son. Come on.
20:13I will get you something to drink.
20:17Thank you very much, sir.
20:19Thank you very much.
20:20It's nothing.
20:20Come again tomorrow at 4.
20:22Three or four more people will come.
20:27Viewers, we will take a short break.
20:29We will meet again after the break.
20:37Welcome back, viewers.
20:38Viewers, a young man has come to us from a village during the break.
20:42He says that he is a big fan of our show.
20:44But today he has brought a complaint.
20:45Let's ask him what complaint he has brought.
20:47Greetings.
20:47Greetings.
20:48How are you, Mr. Choudhary?
20:50I am fine. What is your name?
20:52My name is Asghar Choudhary.
20:54Yes, Mr. Choudhary.
20:54Mr. Choudhary, I got married on the phone.
20:58Oh.
20:58Oh, you got married on the phone.
20:59No, brother.
21:00I got married on the phone and video call.
21:02Oh, you got married on the video call.
21:04And your wife is from Norway.
21:07Oh, God bless you.
21:08Okay. Why are you telling us this?
21:11No, I am just telling you.
21:12I am a big fan of your show.
21:14Who is your favourite person in this show?
21:16Who does your wife like?
21:18She likes Agha Majid and Salim Al-Baila.
21:21They are both my fans.
21:22Oh.
21:23Yes, yes.
21:24You talk about good things at the start of the show.
21:27Yes, yes.
21:27She also likes to listen to it.
21:29Oh, I see.
21:30Then why doesn't she listen to you?
21:32Brother, I have brought a complaint.
21:35What complaint?
21:35I am married on the phone.
21:37Oh.
21:38I have decided that I will give the papers tomorrow.
21:41I will call you here.
21:43Oh, you will send a spouse visa.
21:44Yes, yes.
21:45You can go on a toll visa.
21:48Is it?
21:48Yes.
21:49She didn't tell me.
21:50I will go on a toll visa.
21:53What was your complaint?
21:54My in-laws told me that I will give the papers.
21:57Oh.
21:58They haven't given me the papers yet.
22:00Okay.
22:01I am already in a bad condition because of your crying.
22:04Come soon.
22:06You haven't sent the papers yet.
22:08How will I come?
22:09She is crying.
22:10She is not asking her father to send the papers.
22:12She is crying.
22:16Brother, even you are right.
22:18You like her a lot.
22:19She said to her father.
22:21Her father said that I can't do this.
22:27Wow.
22:27That's great.
22:28No woman does this.
22:30Yes.
22:31This woman brings a girl and sends her to her father.
22:35Do you want me to send the papers to your father-in-law on air?
22:39No, brother.
22:40Don't do it. She'll get upset.
22:43Then what should we do?
22:44Your sister-in-law is crying over there.
22:46She's in such a bad condition that she can't bear it.
22:49Why can't my sister-in-law come here?
22:51If she were my sister-in-law,
22:53why would I marry her over the phone?
22:55Then she would've come.
22:56Yes. You know what, brother?
22:58What?
22:59She needs a man to take care of her work.
23:02Okay. Okay.
23:04What work does she have? Is there a party over there?
23:07Yes.
23:10He's out of his mind.
23:11Why are you calling him?
23:14No, brother.
23:16These are not washing machines.
23:18Yes. Yes.
23:18These are the ones that don't work.
23:20Wipe it off. Wipe it off.
23:24If he does it again, I'll think he's doing it on purpose.
23:27Wipe it off.
23:32He called me just for the sound effect.
23:35Are you mad?
23:36Why do you leave your land and go out?
23:39Do you have land here?
23:40Yes. I have a lot of land. Thank God.
23:43If God doesn't call me a liar and I don't take care of my ancestors..
23:48You take care of them.
23:50You take care of them.
23:51This is my land.
23:52If you take care of your ancestors,
23:54you'll have three and a half dead sons.
23:58Sir, this is Mr. Chauri's land.
24:00Okay.
24:00He has a strong house.
24:02Yes.
24:03If he stays open for three to four hours..
24:06Yes.
24:06If he sits..
24:07Yes.
24:08..half of his land will be gone.
24:10Mr. Chauri has so much property.
24:12Four people can sit and play.
24:13Yes.
24:14The rest of the land will be gone.
24:17Mr. Chauri has so much land.
24:18Yes.
24:19He has a goat and he wants to keep it in his land.
24:23Hello.
24:24Yes.
24:25Talk to me. You forgot me.
24:28I'm Sadqa. I do everything.
24:30I came here because of you.
24:31I know you don't remember me.
24:34I'm Sadqa. I'll come. Why won't I come?
24:37I'm sitting here because of you.
24:40Don't cry. I promise you.
24:45Don't cry. I promise you.
24:49He'll go wherever he wants to.
24:52I'll come. How do I explain to you?
24:55Mr. Agha.
24:57He's the father-in-law of our country.
24:59Of course.
24:59Your sister has such a good name and a good program.
25:04I told her to explain to you.
25:07She listened to you.
25:08I know you won't come.
25:10I won't come.
25:12You explain to her.
25:14Your sister is so upset. Look at her.
25:18Your sister is crying so much.
25:22Don't cry.
25:24You'll cry all your life.
25:26Yes.
25:28I'll do it with you.
25:30It's the limit.
25:31Okay.
25:32Whom should I talk to?
25:34Don't worry. It's done.
25:36You'll get the visa.
25:38She's gone mad.
25:39Look at Mr. Mirza.
25:41I don't talk to anyone.
25:46Listen to me. Talk to Mr. Haroon. He'll explain.
25:49Yes. Talk to me.
25:50Yes.
25:51Talk to me.
25:51I'll go on my own.
25:57It's a small break. We'll meet after the break.
26:06Welcome back, Mr. Mirza.
26:08We'll continue when you solve a riddle.
26:11Riddle? Go ahead.
26:13Anyone can solve it.
26:14Okay.
26:15I have no hands, no feet, no wings
26:19but I climb to the sky.
26:21Where am I?
26:22Oh, you're Mehngai.
26:23No. Nazar.
26:24Nazar?
26:25Think.
26:26That's right.
26:28Idea.
26:29Tell us in Urdu so that we can understand.
26:32Irza is saying.. I'll tell you in Urdu.
26:34I have no hands, no feet.
26:37Help me.
26:38I'm not saying that.
26:39What are you saying?
26:40I'm saying that there's a thing
26:43which has no hands, no feet, no wings
26:46but it can climb to the sky.
26:48Then don't say such a thing.
26:49Don't say such a thing.
26:50Think.
26:51It doesn't have a head or a leg.
26:52No.
26:53That thing doesn't have a head or a leg.
26:55This answer is right. Smoke.
26:57Smoke cannot touch the sky.
26:58Even a balloon can go like this.
27:02Even light can go like this.
27:03Light can go, thought can go,
27:06vision can go.
27:07Ideas can go.
27:08But that answer is not right.
27:09His answer is that he drank a cigarette and smoked.
27:13He drank it and left.
27:16Greetings, sir.
27:18Greetings.
27:19Did you order this?
27:20It's more than seven kilos and you're going like this.
27:24Like you bought chocolates from the market.
27:27Who are you?
27:28I'm a delivery boy.
27:30When did we say that you're a boss?
27:32You're a boss and you want to be called a delivery boy.
27:36Tell me, what's your name?
27:38Our name is Delivery Boy.
27:40The name that your parents have given you.
27:42Yes, I'm a delivery boy on the identity card.
27:44What?
27:44Didn't you write this in the hospital?
27:46I wrote delivery boy just now.
27:49I think it must have happened
27:50that his father must not have been very creative in the hospital.
27:53Okay.
27:54Is that so?
27:54Yes, sir.
27:55It was a simple time.
27:57Why did he come at such a simple time?
27:58As soon as he came, he asked what name I had given him.
28:00He said, I'm a delivery boy.
28:07What was your father's name?
28:09His name was Karam.
28:11What?
28:11Yes, I understood.
28:12He must have been a housewife.
28:14No, no.
28:15He must have had a son at home.
28:16How would I know?
28:17He was married to you.
28:19Where have you come from?
28:20Sir, this is the address.
28:23It's not written on the box that it's there.
28:25What's there in the box?
28:27It's there.
28:27Is this smartness or did someone give it to you on the set?
28:29Yes, they said it's on the set.
28:31Oh, they are anchors.
28:32Give it to me.
28:33No, no.
28:34Who sent you?
28:35Why are they anchors?
28:36Half of them are mine.
28:37That's it.
28:38We have to move the show forward.
28:38We have to talk to the audience.
28:40Let's end this fight here.
28:41Keep it in my car. Take it.
28:43Sir, how can you..
28:44Wait.
28:44Sir, my..
28:45I'll tell you the sign.
28:46Yes.
28:46There's a box.
28:47The man in black must have given it to me.
28:50The man in black must have given it to me.
28:52Sir, don't cry.
28:55I'll tell you.
28:56You don't have to pay the delivery charges, right?
28:58No, ma'am.
28:59It's not a delivery charge.
29:01It must be in the name of a reward.
29:02Yes.
29:02Then why are you being so lenient?
29:04I'll give it to you.
29:05I'll give you Rs. 100 as a reward.
29:07How much reward?
29:08He has to carry 100 to 10 kgs of mangoes.
29:10How much reward?
29:12Sir, give me Rs. 20,000 as per my punishment.
29:15What?
29:15Rs. 20,000?
29:16Look, I don't want it.
29:18Take it back.
29:19If you want to give it, give it to Mr. Agha.
29:21Mr. Agha..
29:22Where did you come from?
29:23You know that the address is here.
29:25You don't know where you came from?
29:26I came to you.
29:27Then what's the matter?
29:29I came to you, not to me.
29:30Give it to him.
29:31Give it to me.
29:32Give it to him.
29:33Sir, this place is dry, right?
29:35Yes, it's dry.
29:36I think it's a dry sugarcane.
29:39Wow!
29:41There must be a lot of spices in it.
29:42Okay, give me mangoes in Chaunsa, Banda, Langda.
29:47Read it.
29:48If it's Dussehra, I'll take it.
29:50No, Dussehra is not good for you.
29:53If it's Dussehra, keep it in my car.
29:55It won't be good for you.
29:57Mr. Agha, it's Dussehra.
29:59This?
29:59It's Dussehra.
30:00I think it's Dussehra.
30:02Give me Langda.
30:03Give me Anwar at all.
30:04Langda, I'll kick you.
30:07Give me two Chaunsa, Banda.
30:09Here you go.
30:10What's this?
30:11This is the first Chaunsa.
30:13What's this? This is a piece of brick.
30:15Sir, this is for him.
30:17How?
30:18How?
30:19Mr. Agha is so angry.
30:21He flirted with me.
30:22He said, I'll feed you the mangoes of Multan.
30:24I said, I'll feed you the mangoes of Multan.
30:29Hey, don't get angry.
30:31I'll make you soft and give you a kiss.
30:37You make me soft and give me a kiss.
30:39If I don't kiss you, you'll get a kiss.
30:41Okay, Mr. Agha.
30:42He just came to make you realize
30:44that you've never fed us the mangoes of Multan.
30:47Mr. Agha, he just pranked you.
30:50You lied to him for three years.
30:53Mr. Agha, you might have..
30:54What is this? I lied to you?
30:57I apologize to all of you.
31:00I don't even have a wife now.
31:03Mr. Agha, he just pranked you.
31:05You might not have recognized him.
31:06He's our Goga.
31:09I recognized him.
31:10I won't give you all my life.
31:12Come on, give me all of it.
31:15Okay, it's time to go to the audience.
31:17Let's see if they like mangoes too.
31:19Yes.
31:20Greetings, sir.
31:21Greetings.
31:21Sir, I'm from Jhang. My name is Babur Sehar.
31:24I want to sing a song for you.
31:26Babur, sing a song.
31:27Oh, my love, don't go away
31:32Oh, my love, don't go away
31:38Oh, my love, don't go away
31:43Don't go away from me
31:49Don't look away from me
31:54Oh, my love, don't go away
31:59Oh, my love, don't go away
32:04Wow!
32:06Very nice.
32:09But how will you know that he's a good singer
32:11until you hear the song?
32:13Sing the song too.
32:14Sing the song too.
32:15No.
32:16When I met you
32:21You made me a drunkard
32:26When I met you
32:31You made me a drunkard
32:37You said, don't look away from me
32:42Oh, my love, don't go away
32:47Oh, my love, don't go away
32:52Wow!
32:55Very nice.
32:56Babur, you're very useful.
32:58Sir, this is my hobby and I sing.
33:00That's great.
33:04Are you learning to sing?
33:05Yes, my teacher Ghulam Ali has passed away.
33:08So, I'm learning to sing.
33:10I've started it myself.
33:11He must be a drunkard. He must have taught you to sing.
33:15You know what, son?
33:16Have mercy on the children of the next teacher.
33:20And he's saying,
33:21Oh, my love, don't go away
33:23Oh, my love, don't go away
33:26When you used to go to him to learn
33:28didn't he come to you?
33:30Someone told my teacher that he's coming to learn
33:32and he's trying to teach me.
33:34He used to tell his fans after the singer concert
33:37What?
33:38Where is my place?
33:40Okay, no, Babur.
33:41You sang very well.
33:43Very well.
33:46Wow.
33:47Okay, next.
33:49I used to sing a song for Gokha's lover.
33:51Which one?
33:52Oh, my love
33:55Oh, my love, don't go away
33:58By the way, tell me something.
34:00Yes, sir.
34:00Because you're in a love marriage.
34:01So, you must have met before marriage.
34:03Yes.
34:04So, what did you eat on a date?
34:07I love cranberry juice.
34:09Give it to him.
34:10No, it's not cranberry juice.
34:11It's a kidney problem.
34:13He used to take it to different places.
34:16Okay.
34:17He used to drink juice from different places.
34:20You still go to the cherry shop.
34:21I used to ask you, how much is a beer?
34:24Okay, so this is a drink.
34:26What did you like to eat?
34:27We used to eat sushi.
34:29What?
34:31What's in sushi?
34:33We don't eat raw fish chutney.
34:35Oh, he knows.
34:37He knows.
34:37You used to eat raw fish.
34:40Do you know where we used to meet?
34:42Where?
34:42We used to sit in the front and smoke a cigarette.
34:46She says, I'm going to be heard for 12 years.
34:49Okay, who's next? Who has the mic?
34:51Greetings, sir.
34:52Greetings.
34:53I'm fine.
34:54Sir, I'm from Sheikhupura.
34:56My name is Humera.
34:57Yes.
34:57And I'm going to sing a song today.
34:59Yes, please, please.
35:01You break my heart and ask me how I'm doing
35:09You did the right thing by being with me
35:15You break my heart and ask me how I'm doing
35:22You did the right thing by being with me
35:28I've learned to live without you
35:38I've learned to live without you
35:45I've learned to live without you
35:52Wow.
35:53Why did you come to cry after loving me so much?
35:59I've given you happiness, but you've given me pain
36:04Wow.
36:05Why did you come to cry after loving me so much?
36:11I've given you happiness, but you've given me pain
36:17You've given me pain
36:20You've given me pain, but I've learned to live without you
36:30I've learned to live without you
36:35Wow.
36:36I've learned to live without you
36:41Very good.
36:43Very good.
36:44Very good.
36:45Very good.
36:45Very good.
36:47Yes, ma'am.
36:49Hello, my name is Maryam and I'm from Lahore.
36:52Yes, Maryam.
36:53I can sing and write poetry.
36:55Should I sing first or write poetry?
36:56Poetry first.
36:58The way you have a voice and the way you have a timbre,
37:01you're a poet first.
37:03I've written this poem myself.
37:04Okay.
37:05You sing the song.
37:09If you want, you can say that I've written the song myself.
37:12Yes, yes, you sing the poem.
37:14I've erased every memory of that person from my heart, but..
37:18Okay.
37:18I've erased every memory of that person from my heart, but..
37:22..I don't know why I still yearn to see him.
37:25Wow, wow, wow.
37:27What happened?
37:28You get this feeling after a while of a breakup.
37:30Yes.
37:31You'll have this feeling for a year or two.
37:33Now she'll sing the song. Very good.
37:35Hug me
37:40So that we don't meet again
37:49Very good.
37:50So that we don't meet again in this life
38:00Hug me
38:05Very good.
38:09Very good.
38:10I have a question.
38:11How did the poetry of the song start?
38:15Both are correct.
38:17You liked both?
38:18Yes, I liked both.
38:19But there was no connection.
38:21The song was about calling someone.
38:23Yes.
38:23And the poem was about leaving someone.
38:25Yes.
38:25Have you heard this song before?
38:28Not like this. I've heard it.
38:32Okay, let's talk about music.
38:33Wow.
38:34We have Shahab with us today.
38:35And Shahab, which song have you brought for us today?
38:37There's a song by Aas-e-Masar, Habibi.
38:39I'll perform it here today.
38:40Over to you, Shahab.
38:49This was today's show.
38:50We'll meet you in the next show.
38:52Take care.
38:53Goodbye.