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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [NON-ENGLISH SINGING]
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02:16 When he answers, then you tell him. This will let him know that I may be wrong.
02:22 He will know that I have the permission to think for myself.
02:26 This is called wisdom. Wisdom will be born in him.
02:29 After that, when he gets the knowledge, he will be doing it with great wisdom.
02:33 And then he will continue to achieve his goal of wisdom.
02:36 Come let's start the show with this message.
02:39 Let's take you to Naran and see what is happening there.
02:43 I am getting a song in my mind after seeing this view.
02:46 Which one?
02:47 These beautiful valleys, this open sky.
02:49 Here we go. Very beautiful song.
02:53 These valleys, this mountain range.
02:58 Oh, I didn't get this song.
03:00 The song you were singing was very good.
03:03 It was a melodious song.
03:05 Who would have heard it? I am a writer.
03:07 Oh, you are a writer.
03:10 You have come to write a work of a writer.
03:13 You tell me what is the character in your mind?
03:16 I am writing a unique story.
03:18 We will be impressed if your story is unique.
03:22 Because unique story is the brick on which the wall of Hollywood is standing.
03:27 There is a beautiful boy.
03:28 Oh, wow.
03:30 And he loves a girl.
03:32 And the father of the girl is a very landlord man.
03:35 The boy is a poor man.
03:37 This story is not unique. Mr. Javed Akshar has written many such films.
03:41 Mr. Javed Akshar has written?
03:43 Yes.
03:44 Tell me the story.
03:45 Listen, before writing, ask us why we are wasting the paper.
03:57 Why have I brought a fat man?
04:00 Oh, you have written.
04:02 It is a paper worth 1.25 lakhs.
04:04 1.25 lakhs paper.
04:06 Give it to me.
04:07 What idea has come to my mind?
04:08 What?
04:09 Oh, wow.
04:10 And it has come to an end.
04:11 Really?
04:12 A boy is very handsome.
04:13 He has a workshop.
04:14 A girl comes there to repair the car.
04:17 This is a film.
04:18 This is a heart-wrenching film.
04:19 What?
04:20 This is a film. I have written it.
04:21 Heart-wrenching?
04:22 Yes.
04:23 Who has written it?
04:24 It is written by Mr. Aziz.
04:25 He has directed it.
04:26 This film is made.
04:27 Is it made?
04:28 Yes.
04:29 Heart-wrenching?
04:30 Yes.
04:31 Who steals ideas?
04:33 Stealing?
04:34 You are stealing.
04:35 He had written it earlier.
04:36 Anyone can come.
04:37 I am heart-wrenching.
04:39 What is written?
04:44 Nothing.
04:46 Have tea.
04:48 Thank you.
04:50 Who are you?
04:51 I am a local.
04:52 I have a small hotel here.
04:54 Okay.
04:55 A writer has come to such a beautiful place.
04:58 If someone incorporates this valley in his writing,
05:00 I will feel very good.
05:02 Okay.
05:03 I have come to treat guests.
05:05 Only for tea?
05:06 No. Order something else.
05:09 Very good.
05:10 Have you brought fritters?
05:12 I don't eat fritters.
05:13 Have you brought balsa?
05:15 I don't eat balsa.
05:16 Since when are you here?
05:18 Sir, I have been here since birth.
05:21 What is this?
05:23 I have counted whether it is right to walk or not.
05:25 You have that egg too.
05:28 Yes.
05:29 I have come out of it.
05:30 I am a poet.
05:31 Tell me something interesting.
05:35 I don't feel like going to the city.
05:37 It is such a beautiful place.
05:39 It is true.
05:40 It is so peaceful.
05:41 There is no noise.
05:42 And my brother is writing here.
05:44 If he writes something, I will be happy
05:46 that it is written in my valley.
05:48 My brother is sitting here.
05:51 It is very peaceful.
05:52 You are my elder brother.
05:54 You don't need anything.
05:57 If you want something, sit here and write.
06:00 [APPLAUSE]
06:02 Mr. Kale Kha.
06:03 Yes.
06:04 I used to practice in this valley where I used to be a teacher.
06:07 Wow.
06:08 This place is good.
06:09 No.
06:10 This place will be good.
06:12 It is possible.
06:13 In fact, this place is good.
06:16 I am saying that this place will be good in the centre.
06:19 No.
06:21 There is a difference in the food.
06:22 You have gone ahead.
06:23 No.
06:24 There is more snow there.
06:25 There is more tilkan.
06:26 Therefore, all the things have shifted here.
06:28 We are singers.
06:29 We have come to practice in these beautiful valleys.
06:32 We are musicians.
06:33 We play music with you.
06:35 He is the first musician who plays music.
06:38 [LAUGHTER]
06:39 Wow.
06:40 What will you do with the help of your songs?
06:42 It is a matter of God's grace.
06:43 The work is far away.
06:45 We are small singers.
06:47 We are humble people.
06:48 Wow.
06:49 It is like this.
06:50 If we play raga, it rains.
06:52 What?
06:53 If we don't play raga, it is fire.
06:55 We just have to try.
06:56 We have to try.
06:57 Play more raga with fire.
06:58 [LAUGHTER]
06:59 Raga makes it rain.
07:02 Which raga makes it fire?
07:04 Raga Deepak makes it fire.
07:06 You have already been hit by Raga Deepak.
07:08 [LAUGHTER]
07:10 If you spray on the raga, it will be very deepak.
07:13 [LAUGHTER]
07:14 We have come to such a place.
07:15 There is no work here.
07:16 There is no work.
07:17 Go home.
07:18 God forbid.
07:19 We will not do anything.
07:21 Our elders used to practice here.
07:25 We have come to that place to pay them respect.
07:29 But you can pay respect from home.
07:32 [LAUGHTER]
07:34 [APPLAUSE]
07:36 This is the way.
07:39 First we will practice in a cool place.
07:41 Then in a warm place.
07:44 You have to practice.
07:45 Don't be stubborn.
07:46 [LAUGHTER]
07:47 You didn't practice by looking at the clock.
07:50 The teacher has practiced by looking at the clock.
07:53 Do you smell from the teacher?
07:56 [LAUGHTER]
07:58 I don't smell.
07:59 I am also smelling.
08:01 [LAUGHTER]
08:02 Open the door.
08:04 Go home.
08:05 Practice.
08:06 God forbid.
08:07 God forbid.
08:08 Why are you sitting at home?
08:10 [LAUGHTER]
08:11 He is showing respect from his side.
08:13 I am a writer.
08:15 My brother should go there and practice.
08:17 You have a chair there.
08:18 You are so naughty.
08:19 This chair is of the teacher.
08:21 Yes.
08:22 This is my chair.
08:23 Open the door.
08:25 [MUSIC]
08:40 Give me the kalona.
08:42 [LAUGHTER]
08:43 He doesn't give a sound.
08:45 He is in an open place.
08:46 [LAUGHTER]
08:47 [MUSIC]
08:58 Hello.
08:59 Sing a song.
09:00 [LAUGHTER]
09:02 [MUSIC]
09:06 What is happening?
09:08 The teacher has come.
09:12 What is this?
09:14 You are making my area dirty.
09:16 You are making noise pollution.
09:18 Listen to me.
09:20 Pick up your bag and go from here.
09:24 Dilawar Khan.
09:25 I will cut your throat.
09:27 Come here.
09:28 I will cut your throat.
09:29 I will throw stones.
09:31 Dilawar Khan, do you hate music?
09:33 Who hates music?
09:35 I hate this man.
09:37 Listen to me.
09:39 I am not a fan of music.
09:41 If you want to practice, do it quietly.
09:43 Don't make noise.
09:44 Kale Khan.
09:45 Yes.
09:46 How can we practice quietly?
09:48 I am surprised.
09:49 Look, this mountain is not of anyone's father.
09:53 Are you looking at this mountain and this one?
09:55 Yes.
09:56 This is my father's.
09:58 This is my father's mountain.
10:00 This is a real mountain.
10:02 Not a fake one.
10:03 [LAUGHTER]
10:05 I don't want to make noise quietly.
10:07 Do you understand?
10:08 We were practicing.
10:09 How can we practice quietly?
10:11 [LAUGHTER]
10:12 I can't hear any noise.
10:14 Writer.
10:15 Yes.
10:16 Will you drink more tea?
10:17 Yes.
10:18 Finish this.
10:19 It's cold.
10:20 Heat it up.
10:21 I will do something.
10:22 [SINGING]
10:25 Wow.
10:26 Wow.
10:27 Wow.
10:28 What a beautiful mountain.
10:30 Wow.
10:31 Wow.
10:32 She has brought fire.
10:33 [LAUGHTER]
10:35 She has left the same thing at home.
10:37 She is my wife.
10:38 What are you saying?
10:39 What?
10:40 Yes.
10:41 You have come very far.
10:42 [LAUGHTER]
10:43 Oh, my wife.
10:44 You made me walk a lot today.
10:47 Actually, our hotel is very low.
10:50 Okay.
10:51 I had to walk a lot.
10:53 A lot.
10:54 Oh.
10:55 Do you know why I have brought you here?
10:58 If you don't want to listen, then say it.
11:00 [LAUGHTER]
11:02 Where are you from?
11:03 From Lahore.
11:04 Sorry, I didn't ask your name.
11:05 What is your name?
11:06 My name is Ayaz.
11:07 What?
11:08 What?
11:09 Yes.
11:10 My name is Ayaz.
11:11 Ayaz.
11:12 I will take you.
11:13 Go.
11:14 Go.
11:15 Go.
11:16 [LAUGHTER]
11:17 God bless you.
11:18 May God bless your life.
11:19 You have a beautiful couple.
11:20 Thank you.
11:21 Sir, how many children do you have?
11:22 We have three children.
11:23 God bless.
11:24 May God bless your life.
11:25 Yes.
11:26 Sir, how far is Mehmood Booty from you?
11:27 [LAUGHTER]
11:28 [APPLAUSE]
11:29 Let's go, my wife.
11:30 Let's go.
11:31 There are so many people here.
11:32 Sir, you have made me angry.
11:33 I am sitting here.
11:34 There are so many people here.
11:36 [LAUGHTER]
11:37 We can't go now.
11:39 Why can't we go?
11:40 Throwing a coin in this river is poisonous.
11:43 What?
11:44 Yes.
11:45 She is telling you to throw a coin.
11:46 This is the real solution.
11:47 [LAUGHTER]
11:48 Let's go.
11:49 Throw a coin.
11:50 Okay.
11:51 My wife, come here.
11:52 Okay.
11:53 Sit here.
11:54 Yes.
11:55 [LAUGHTER]
11:56 [SCREAMS]
11:57 Did you do something?
11:58 Yes, I did.
11:59 Did you kiss me?
12:00 No.
12:01 You do it often.
12:02 [LAUGHTER]
12:03 [LAUGHTER]
12:04 What are you doing?
12:05 [LAUGHTER]
12:06 Did you pick up a coin?
12:08 Why did you take it out?
12:09 Why?
12:10 The poison won't be completed.
12:12 I didn't pick up anyone's coin.
12:13 I picked up my own.
12:14 [LAUGHTER]
12:15 [APPLAUSE]
12:17 Sir, how much will you charge for the dirty river in Samnabad?
12:22 You are mad.
12:23 My wife, come here.
12:24 You are a mad man.
12:25 Don't you have a brain?
12:26 How would I know?
12:28 The one who is burning his head knows.
12:30 [LAUGHTER]
12:32 Listen to me.
12:33 I am going crazy.
12:34 I won't let you cross the river.
12:35 I won't tear your pencil.
12:36 I have already torn the pencil.
12:38 I won't let you cross the river.
12:39 [LAUGHTER]
12:40 What is happening?
12:42 He is talking nonsense.
12:43 Don't you have shame?
12:45 Is he with you?
12:46 He is my wife.
12:47 He is a bad man.
12:48 You don't have manners to talk to him.
12:50 He speaks so loudly in a beautiful place.
12:53 Why are you talking like this?
12:54 He is with a woman.
12:55 I have to respect her.
12:56 [LAUGHTER]
12:57 Listen to me.
12:58 You go from here.
12:59 He won't go from here.
13:01 He won't go from here.
13:02 Who are you?
13:03 Did you come to tear your pencil?
13:05 Are you looking at that pencil?
13:06 Yes.
13:07 And this pencil?
13:08 Yes.
13:09 This is for my father.
13:10 Get out.
13:11 [LAUGHTER]
13:12 Brother, you also come with him.
13:15 Come back.
13:16 What are you looking at?
13:17 He is a bad man.
13:18 [LAUGHTER]
13:19 What a strange people.
13:22 Will you have tea?
13:23 Why did you put it in my pocket?
13:25 [LAUGHTER]
13:26 Will you have tea?
13:27 You drink tea, don't you?
13:29 No.
13:30 You don't have any problem with my songs.
13:32 No, I don't have any problem with your songs.
13:34 But your presence is giving a negative effect.
13:36 [LAUGHTER]
13:37 I can't tolerate you.
13:40 [LAUGHTER]
13:41 Oh, God!
13:43 What has happened to him?
13:44 What happened?
13:45 There is no electricity here.
13:46 I am singing a Punjabi song.
13:48 There is a problem with the sound.
13:50 [LAUGHTER]
13:51 Writer, will you eat falsa?
13:53 No.
13:54 Will you eat sangada?
13:55 No.
13:56 Will you drink tea?
13:57 No.
13:58 No, drink it.
13:59 [LAUGHTER]
14:00 [SINGING]
14:02 Stop it, brother.
14:08 Stop it.
14:09 What are you doing?
14:10 I want to do skiing.
14:11 I am looking for snow.
14:12 Where will you do skiing?
14:14 There is a field here.
14:15 Last year when I came here, there was no snow.
14:18 Really?
14:19 Where did the snow go?
14:20 I don't know where the snow is.
14:21 I am surprised.
14:23 Last year when you came here, there was snow.
14:26 Now there is no snow.
14:27 When did you come last year?
14:28 I came last year in December.
14:30 It's been two days since the snow has stopped.
14:32 [LAUGHTER]
14:33 The glaciers melt.
14:35 Their snow has melted.
14:37 You have worn these skates as soon as you got out of the car.
14:40 You didn't even see the snow.
14:41 How can I get out of the car?
14:43 Are you mad?
14:44 Yes.
14:45 Are you mad?
14:46 Okay.
14:47 He has come to Lahore.
14:48 [LAUGHTER]
14:49 [APPLAUSE]
14:51 There is one thing.
14:52 He is a good sportsman.
14:54 But he has claimed to be my favorite sportsman.
14:57 My favorite sportsman.
14:59 This game has claimed.
15:01 Michael Schumacher.
15:03 He is still at home.
15:05 But there is one more thing.
15:06 I have seen a video the other day.
15:08 A boy is skiing and his video is being made from the other mountain.
15:12 So there is no one who can rescue him.
15:14 So an avalanche came from behind.
15:16 Oh.
15:17 Cool.
15:18 When the avalanche came, it is death.
15:20 Now it is death.
15:22 Now whatever he does, he has to get buried under the snow.
15:26 Now what is he doing?
15:28 He has increased his speed.
15:30 He has noted the avalanche that no, I will get out of this.
15:34 Because the slope is high, I will get out.
15:36 Now I am telling you his thought process which I felt while watching.
15:40 Even during that, when he was convinced that the avalanche is slower than my speed,
15:45 he jumped and flipped and like a hero, he hit the exit.
15:50 Oh.
15:51 He got saved.
15:52 I said, he is a hero.
15:54 He is actually a Chulbul Pandey from his heart.
15:57 He thought that if I will escape death, I will escape in style.
16:00 He has to do like this, so that he doesn't get killed.
16:03 He has to kick.
16:05 Kick?
16:06 Yes.
16:07 No, no.
16:08 Last time also, I have kicked him after seeing the motorcycle.
16:11 Now he is doing all the work behind.
16:14 Should I play music?
16:15 Yes, play.
16:16 Listen to this music.
16:18 We have brought it.
16:19 Play it.
16:20 No, listen to the live song.
16:22 Listen to this song.
16:23 Yes.
16:24 Yeah.
16:25 Yeah.
16:26 What a storm, it is so noisy.
16:30 Stop it.
16:31 I don't like that noise.
16:33 Stop it.
16:34 I will tell you something.
16:36 Talawar Khan.
16:37 I have written the story.
16:39 Okay.
16:40 A boy lives in the mountains.
16:42 He is a local.
16:43 Okay.
16:44 He is a handsome young man.
16:46 Okay, you didn't write after seeing him.
16:48 No, no.
16:49 Okay.
16:50 He is a guest.
16:51 Okay.
16:52 And he has two fathers in the mountains.
16:53 Then what?
16:55 He wears glasses.
16:56 Okay.
16:57 Okay.
16:58 But he has many qualities.
16:59 But one of them is he gets angry.
17:00 On what?
17:01 When someone makes noise.
17:02 Okay.
17:03 And he wakes up in the morning with four noises.
17:06 And he opens his mouth.
17:08 He does like this.
17:11 But he doesn't see that he is sitting across the river.
17:15 Okay.
17:16 And he sees a river flowing in front of him.
17:18 He is sitting outside the mountain with noise.
17:21 But he goes inside it.
17:23 There is water in the river.
17:25 He doesn't reach there.
17:26 He writes in his book.
17:27 And he grabs all four of them.
17:32 Tell me more.
17:36 He grabs all four of them.
17:39 And he throws them down from the mountain.
17:42 Oh, he is a habit.
17:47 Viewers, we have a short break.
17:54 We will meet Jai after the break.
17:55 Welcome back, viewers.
18:03 In the break, we have Mr. Chaudhary with his son.
18:07 Let's talk to him.
18:09 How are you, Arun?
18:10 Greetings.
18:11 Take out the cart, Mr. Chaudhary.
18:12 I feel bad.
18:13 Who will carry the cart?
18:14 It's okay.
18:15 We are selling tractors here.
18:16 It will be good for everyone.
18:18 Okay, I don't know who will carry the cart.
18:20 Yes, brother.
18:21 Arun, the heat is here.
18:23 It's too hot.
18:24 There is a heat wave.
18:25 It's hot.
18:26 It's hot, so you should be careful.
18:29 You?
18:30 All the people who ride motorcycles.
18:32 Yes.
18:33 I am saying, throw the cold things inside.
18:36 Throw the cold things inside.
18:38 Okay.
18:39 You have come to give this message.
18:40 No, you sit here.
18:41 Okay, Mr. Chaudhary is absolutely right.
18:43 You should motivate people.
18:45 Mr. Chaudhary is absolutely right.
18:47 There is a heat wave.
18:48 And during this heat wave, drink as much water as possible.
18:51 And try not to go out in the sun.
18:53 If you go out, then tie your clothes.
18:55 If you want to stay in the sun for a long time,
18:57 then wet your clothes.
18:58 And eat cold things.
18:59 And especially watermelons, watermelons,
19:01 all these things, which have more water content.
19:03 Don't become a doctor here.
19:05 Leave some things at home.
19:07 What a poet has said.
19:10 What?
19:11 The wave came and came.
19:13 Yes.
19:14 Poets talk to each other.
19:17 You only understand me.
19:18 Yes, yes.
19:19 I am not saying anything.
19:20 Tell me about Kanji.
19:21 Drink a lot of Kanji.
19:22 This seems to be a bag of Kanji.
19:24 I have started giving Kanji to Goldie.
19:28 What kind of a woman is she,
19:30 who gives her child Kanji?
19:32 You have started giving Kanji to him?
19:34 No, I have brought Kanji for you.
19:36 You have brought it for us.
19:38 What does a 45 rupees glass say to you?
19:40 You have brought it for us.
19:43 Yes, yes.
19:44 No one has brought it from the boys.
19:46 You come here, I will get you a boy in your business.
19:51 Yes, yes.
19:52 He has brought more glasses than you.
19:54 The amount of Kanji that will come in this small pot,
19:58 nothing will be made of it.
20:00 I went to the market early in the morning.
20:02 I found a good carrot.
20:04 I said, "This is not the smart one, I will give it to him."
20:06 He said, "Take it, it is ours."
20:08 Why?
20:09 I said, "Don't laugh, give me the carrots."
20:11 He said, "This is ours."
20:13 He sells it in the market.
20:15 He sells it in the market.
20:17 Kanji isn't Tukhmalanga?
20:19 No, no, Tukhmalanga is something else.
20:21 What is this?
20:22 Kanji, girl, Kanji.
20:24 This is Lahore's special.
20:26 You don't find Kanji in the market.
20:28 I am surprised, how did you find it?
20:30 It was very difficult to find it.
20:32 Kanji is a local drink.
20:37 It is made with black carrots.
20:39 Carrots are not black.
20:40 Black carrots are there.
20:42 They are cut into long pieces and put in a glass.
20:45 And they also put it in the pot.
20:46 Carrots are crushed with this.
20:48 And it is mixed with this.
20:50 And after that, what a bad throat it will have.
20:52 Yes.
20:53 Mr. Padri, tell me how much time does it take to make Kanji?
20:56 It doesn't take much time.
20:57 My son will make it in a jiffy.
20:59 Sir, it needs proper time.
21:02 Yes, it needs time.
21:03 Like pickles, it also takes its time.
21:06 Give it.
21:07 I don't know what my heart is saying after seeing him.
21:10 Give a glass to your uncle.
21:12 Uncle? Who is uncle?
21:13 Give it to me.
21:14 No, I don't want to drink.
21:16 You don't have to go to the doctor.
21:19 Okay, this message is right.
21:22 Carrots and their juice is a great thing for your skin.
21:27 And this is actually studied on this.
21:31 Earlier, it was said that eat carrots, your eyes will be sharp.
21:34 Yes.
21:35 Eat carrots.
21:36 Your skin will be much better.
21:39 Earlier, this was a word of mouth.
21:42 But now, research has also been done on it.
21:44 They have done research on rodents.
21:46 And it has been found that it really cleanses the skin a lot.
21:49 And it really sharpens the eyes.
21:51 The best energy drink is apple beetroot and carrot juice.
21:54 ABC juice.
21:55 ABC juice.
21:56 This is great for your gut.
21:58 Drink water and eat carrot juice.
22:02 It glows in my eyes.
22:04 I think he hasn't drunk the juice.
22:08 You have kept it in the juice for a long time.
22:10 I have brought it for you as a special.
22:12 Oh wow.
22:13 Okay, give it to me.
22:14 It's been a long time since I drank the juice.
22:16 Don't take it from the cart.
22:18 I don't know how many germs there are.
22:20 Mr. Chaudhary, you are so lovingly giving it to me.
22:23 Three plus three is six.
22:25 Nine.
22:26 This is not a total glass.
22:28 This is a glass.
22:30 What?
22:31 It's not that dark.
22:32 This is too much.
22:34 This is the shade.
22:35 Not this much.
22:36 Mr. Anant, this is the color.
22:39 I have to put it on.
22:40 You have to make it tasty.
22:44 Keep it there.
22:46 Mr. Chaudhary.
22:47 You have to serve me the entire glass.
22:49 You are sitting there with bad intentions.
22:51 Mr. Chaudhary, I want a long glass.
22:54 I will give you a long glass.
22:55 You are sitting there with a long glass.
22:57 You are not serving me the entire glass.
22:59 Mr. Chaudhary, you have added black salt to it.
23:03 Black salt, I have added it.
23:06 We have a fakki.
23:08 Oh.
23:09 Yes, it's responsible.
23:10 What is there in that fakki?
23:11 Fakki is fakki.
23:13 If it's responsible, then what does Kanji do?
23:17 Kanji is cold.
23:19 All the cold ingredients in it
23:21 and the fresh milk in the morning
23:24 are very good.
23:25 I drink it.
23:26 Kanji, isn't there anything cold in the market?
23:27 Or do they add something cold to it?
23:29 Ice.
23:30 What is the price of this?
23:33 What money do you want?
23:35 Believe me, you are the breath of the community.
23:37 Your siblings will make people laugh.
23:39 They will go to heaven.
23:41 Which infidel will give you money from the bank?
23:45 Wow.
23:46 Give it to me.
23:48 Where are you going?
23:50 I don't think Mr. Haroon needs to drink this.
23:52 Give it to me.
23:53 It won't be tasty.
23:55 The thing is, he has brought it with so much love.
23:59 If it had a good color, then we could have thought about it.
24:02 It's very black, Mr. Haroon.
24:04 Thank you.
24:06 Give me a glass.
24:09 I will do it.
24:10 Give me the mouth.
24:12 It's a very tasty Kanji.
24:13 I am getting nostalgic.
24:15 Earlier, the people from the market used to come to the neighborhood.
24:17 They used to sell Kanji.
24:19 It was fun.
24:20 Now, there are so many drinks.
24:22 People are after energy drinks.
24:24 Brother, do you want me to give you a glass of Pantali?
24:28 No, I won't give it to Mirza.
24:30 Why?
24:31 It has an effect on the color.
24:32 He has a glass of Pantali.
24:35 But it has a lot of smell.
24:37 It means that Goldie has made Kanji.
24:42 It's a very tasty Kanji.
24:44 It's a very tasty Kanji.
24:46 It's a very tasty Kanji.
24:48 It's a very tasty Kanji.
24:50 It's a very tasty Kanji.
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26:50 It's a very tasty Kanji.
26:52 It's a very tasty Kanji.
26:54 It's a very tasty Kanji.
26:56 It's a very tasty Kanji.
26:58 It's a very tasty Kanji.
27:00 It's a very tasty Kanji.
27:02 Wow!
27:04 What's this 100 rupees glass?
27:06 Mr. Padri, get two sodas.
27:08 Two sodas?
27:10 Two sodas are not enough.
27:12 The Kanji is cold.
27:14 Two sodas are not enough.
27:16 You know it.
27:18 I know it.
27:20 Here, Goldie.
27:22 I will explain to your uncle.
27:24 Who is uncle here?
27:26 Uncle?
27:28 You are not an uncle.
27:30 You are an uncle.
27:32 He is from outside.
27:34 He is a poor man.
27:36 He will give all of them.
27:38 He will give 5 rupees glass to his uncle.
27:40 What is this?
27:42 I will take 5 rupees glass from this Kanji.
27:44 I will take 5 rupees glass from this Kanji.
27:46 How many glasses do you sell in a day?
27:48 If you don't have a face,
27:50 you can sell 1000 glasses.
27:52 For 5000 rupees, you are asking me to get a cart.
27:54 You are doing smart things in 3000 rupees show.
27:58 Okay, fine.
28:00 Viewers, you take a small break.
28:06 We will meet after the break.
28:08 Welcome back, viewers.
28:16 Yes, Irza.
28:18 Mr. Arun, I have noticed one thing.
28:20 Since Mr. Agha has not been in the show,
28:22 Mr. Salim's spark has not been there.
28:24 I think Mr. Salim's spark
28:26 is because he has made
28:28 so much of Agha Majid for him
28:30 that he doesn't see us as anything.
28:32 Do you know?
28:34 He was crying during the break.
28:36 He was saying that who will show me
28:38 a show at 12.45 pm.
28:40 I have heard that angels have agreed.
28:42 I want to say one thing.
28:46 Mr. Danish,
28:48 your hair is black from here and there.
28:50 Why is this part white?
28:52 This is called salt and pepper style.
28:54 It looks good.
28:56 It looks like Swaaj has blown it.
28:58 This is from here.
29:00 From there.
29:02 From here.
29:04 You said that I have made streaks from here.
29:06 You also said that you will
29:08 scream at 12.45 pm.
29:10 If you are done with your sad talks,
29:14 shall I talk to the audience about some work?
29:16 Come, let's go.
29:18 Greetings.
29:20 My name is Bisma and I will recite poetry.
29:22 Yes.
29:24 My friends consider me as a wall.
29:26 My friends consider me as a wall.
29:28 I used to think that my friends consider me.
29:30 Oh wow.
29:32 I am considered as a good person among good people.
29:34 And they consider me as a sinner.
29:36 Oh wow.
29:38 I get into changing situations.
29:40 The audience considers me as a performer.
29:42 Oh wow.
29:44 I am so quiet that I am very empty from inside.
29:46 And these people consider me as a full of secrets.
29:48 Oh wow.
29:50 I have come to the market to sell myself.
29:52 And the shopkeepers consider me as a buyer.
29:54 Oh wow.
29:56 I don't understand that
29:58 how is the same content being consumed.
30:00 These are the two things
30:02 to be told to everyone.
30:04 My friends consider me as a wall.
30:06 Neither my heart cries nor my heart is separated from it.
30:08 Okay, two forces are working in this.
30:10 On social media.
30:12 What?
30:14 One is the power,
30:16 especially the one which is
30:18 Urdu poetry, which is a good Urdu poetry.
30:20 They want to promote it as a language.
30:22 Okay, there is a big hand of Rekhta in it.
30:24 In that, all the institutions of Pakistan
30:26 in relation to Urdu literature,
30:28 they are also doing a very good job.
30:30 In that, our arts colleges
30:32 are also doing a very good job.
30:34 One is that.
30:36 And I also put a small part of myself in it
30:38 that I keep putting such things on my social media.
30:40 One is the opposite power of this
30:42 which is working.
30:44 The other is that
30:46 the opposite power is working.
30:48 What is it doing?
30:50 That it is coming in two forms
30:52 in front of people.
30:54 And the worst poetry is
30:56 that by writing the names of good poets
30:58 like Faraz, Ghalib, Iqbal
31:00 they are promoting it.
31:02 And there is one more power,
31:04 a very dangerous power,
31:06 which is pulling you back.
31:08 You are going ahead, it is pulling you back.
31:10 What is that power?
31:12 I want to talk a little about it today.
31:14 The power which is only
31:16 for its own satisfaction
31:18 wants to bring you down.
31:20 It wants to pull you back.
31:22 It tells you that
31:24 this word, because it started from there,
31:26 so say that.
31:28 So, this language also started from somewhere.
31:30 Absolutely.
31:32 So say that.
31:34 Now, like any language,
31:36 especially the Urdu language,
31:38 it has come from different languages.
31:40 They are not letting it become a new language.
31:42 Go back, go there.
31:44 Although, in the whole world,
31:46 French, English,
31:48 even other languages,
31:50 the major languages, even Chinese,
31:52 every year they write
31:54 on their dictionary
31:56 that we have accepted
31:58 50,000 or 10,000 or 20,000 words.
32:00 We have removed 4,000 or 5,000.
32:02 And many things
32:04 have been changed
32:06 according to the new dialect.
32:08 And this is an updated dictionary.
32:10 And this power wants to pull you back
32:12 so that Urdu language does not
32:14 progress.
32:16 They say everything is wrong.
32:18 What are they doing?
32:20 They are opening the tongue.
32:22 And the tongue is like an onion.
32:24 If you look for onions, you will not find them anywhere.
32:26 It is only the skin of the onion.
32:28 So, for God's sake, let Urdu move forward.
32:30 The good poetry, the good story,
32:32 let it move forward.
32:34 Excellent.
32:36 Next.
32:38 My name is Zermeen Hussain.
32:40 And my question is to you.
32:42 You live in a situation of Jugts all day.
32:44 Has it ever happened that
32:46 you have said something
32:48 which is not appropriate to say?
32:50 Yes.
32:52 We don't live in a situation of Jugts all day.
32:54 They do it all day.
32:56 They teach us along with us.
32:58 Yes, this is absolutely right.
33:00 And now the situation has become
33:02 that Mr. Haroon does not say Jugts,
33:04 but Haroon does Jugts.
33:06 Excellent.
33:08 Next.
33:10 My name is Laika.
33:12 And I will sing today.
33:14 Please.
33:16 (Song)
33:45 Excellent.
33:47 Very good.
33:49 Do you study?
33:51 Yes.
33:53 I am a first year student.
33:55 Today was my last exam.
33:57 You must be very happy today.
33:59 What will you do in these holidays?
34:01 I will eat 'Needh Puri'.
34:03 Yes, he gets tired.
34:05 Is she younger sister of 'Halwa Puri'?
34:07 They say that the kids have holidays.
34:09 They say that keep warm clothes for the kids.
34:11 And let them cool down.
34:13 Who told you that it will be cold there?
34:15 I saw it on Google.
34:17 It is said that it is cold.
34:19 Sir, Mr. Salim, Gangaram Asartal
34:21 has been in the show for so long.
34:23 A new ward was to be built.
34:25 They are inaugurating it.
34:27 Today, in music,
34:29 our music box
34:31 has Zain Jamshed with us.
34:33 He has come to our show for the first time.
34:35 So I thought I should not listen.
34:37 He is such a lovely singer.
34:41 He is a smart man.
34:43 I hope he will sing well.
34:45 Let's hear a song from him.
34:47 You have not only sung well,
34:57 you are also a good performer.
34:59 You should sing live.
35:01 So that we know the real thing.
35:03 You sang very well.
35:09 This was today's show.
35:11 We will meet in the next show.
35:13 Take care.
35:15 Allah Hafiz.
35:17 (upbeat music)

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