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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, generally people think that children should always be under the supervision of their parents.
00:28Children should always hold their parents' fingers and walk.
00:32They should try to be with their parents on every path, in every aspect, in every place of their life.
00:39They should be able to follow the right path according to what they feel is the right path.
00:46And if they have a big family, then they should do something about it.
00:50But let me tell you one thing, this is a natural system that we are also living beings.
00:55And these flowers, plants, leaves, trees, all of them are living beings.
01:00And there is such an art in the world in which it is done that when a plant is planted,
01:06then its roots are controlled.
01:09They are allowed to grow according to their own will, otherwise they are stopped.
01:16They are kept in a very small pot under supervision.
01:22When they start growing, their branches are also cut off.
01:26Then an iron wire is tied and each of their branches is guided as to which way it should grow and how it should grow.
01:34But remember that when such plants become very big trees, then they are called bonsai.
01:42They are such small trees.
01:44They can never grow big.
01:46They become the decoration of the house.
01:48Similarly, humans should come out to flourish.
01:55When you imprison children in four walls, then they will only turn towards the tablet
02:02and they will live in those four walls.
02:04They will never become street smart.
02:06Nor will their roots ever be strong in this society.
02:09Because they will not get the nutrition that they want.
02:13So don't do this, guide everything by your own will.
02:17Today I am talking to you as their lawyer.
02:19But I request you again that think again that the wisdom you have learned in your life,
02:26did you learn it in the four walls of your room or did you go out and meet people and learn it in the sun?
02:32Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:35Today we will take you to the guest house.
02:38And it's been a long time since we have met them.
02:40Let's meet them.
02:41Okay, today you look like Farba to me or have you become one?
02:45Sir, God forbid, I have never been proud in my life.
02:48Farba, I have never been.
02:50No, man, I am saying fat.
02:52Okay, I am talking about fatness.
02:54No, no, I am not that, sir.
02:55My clothes are the same.
02:56Come in front of me, let me see.
02:58I think you have become fat.
02:59What is the reason to come in front of me?
03:00Do you want to see my dance?
03:03Anyway, let me see.
03:04I think you have become very fat.
03:05Sir, no.
03:06Look at this.
03:09At least breathe.
03:10I am not able to stand.
03:11After eating so much, I have become fat.
03:14I am not able to stand.
03:16Greetings, sir.
03:17Greetings.
03:19Take a bath here.
03:20Shall we cut your hair here?
03:23No, sir.
03:24I had emailed you my CV for a job.
03:26So you had said that I have come to give you an interview today.
03:29Okay, okay.
03:30Good, good.
03:31For the job of a manager.
03:32Yes, sir.
03:33Okay, do you want to keep a manager here?
03:34Yes, sir, I want to keep a manager.
03:35I don't know how to work alone.
03:37Okay, okay, okay.
03:38I have a lot of duties.
03:41Okay, okay, okay.
03:42So, son, from where are you studying?
03:44Sir, I have recently done B.S. in hospitality.
03:47I was looking for a job.
03:48There was a job opening here.
03:49So I thought that if I get the first job in such a big guest house, then what is the matter.
03:52Okay, son, write your name.
03:54Mustansir Mutanawal.
03:56What?
03:57Mustansir Mutanawal.
03:58Mutanawal?
03:59You did the graduation, I didn't.
04:02I can't even write Mutanawal.
04:07Okay, son, tell me.
04:08What is the expected salary?
04:10Sir, I have left the previous job which I had done for two days at Rs. 8 lakhs.
04:14What?
04:15I will give you maximum Rs. 35,000.
04:18Done, sir. Done.
04:20He has done Rs. 8 lakhs and Rs. 35,000.
04:23Son, you have to do all the work here.
04:26Sir, I..
04:27Assume that from today onwards you are the owner of this guest house.
04:30Sir, absolutely right, sir.
04:31Sir, I don't worry about the work.
04:32God willing, I won't have any complaints.
04:34Son, just make sure that you work with honesty.
04:37Yes, sir.
04:38This guest house should be known that you are the owner of this guest house.
04:43Yes, absolutely right, sir.
04:44That's it.
04:45Come on, get up.
04:46Come on, come on.
04:47This is my guest house.
04:48Come on, get up.
04:50Assume that you are the owner of this guest house.
04:51He is very obedient.
04:53He is a very honest kid.
04:55Let's go to the hotel.
04:57No, no, it's okay.
04:58Let me do some work first.
05:02Hello, Zaitoon.
05:04I have got a job.
05:05I am sending you the pin location.
05:06Bring the food in five minutes.
05:08It's been half an hour since I have eaten.
05:10It's been half an hour since he has eaten.
05:12How will your wife come with food in five minutes?
05:15Sir, we both support each other a lot.
05:17Okay.
05:18Here I go out to get a job.
05:20She goes out with food.
05:22But there is a condition that if I get a job, I will give her food, sir.
05:27Hi, darling.
05:29Sir, he is a very open-minded customer.
05:32Don't call me darling in front of him.
05:33My wife is about to come in five minutes.
05:36I will call you later.
05:37Have you gone mad?
05:39You have hired him as a manager.
05:40No, no, I have hired him.
05:42What is going on?
05:43Sir, what is going on?
05:44I have seen a brother or sister for the first time.
05:46He is the owner of this guest house and his sister too.
05:51I mean, she is my Zaitoon.
05:57Where is my phone?
05:58Where is my phone?
05:59What happened?
06:00He is a new guy, right?
06:01Yes, yes.
06:02He must have stolen my phone.
06:03No, no, ma'am.
06:04I am a very honest man.
06:06You can search me openly.
06:10You search.
06:11Madam, I am telling you.
06:12I didn't do it.
06:13Trust me.
06:14A person has his own tongue.
06:17And what does a person have?
06:19Search my phone.
06:20My phone.
06:21He has stolen it.
06:22No, ma'am.
06:23I can vouch for him.
06:24He is not like that.
06:25He has come today.
06:26Why not?
06:27What is going on?
06:28What is going on?
06:29Sir, a phone has been stolen.
06:31Yes.
06:32Oh!
06:33Phones are being stolen a lot these days.
06:34Kids of thieves are roaming around a lot.
06:39What are you doing?
06:40I am a musician.
06:41I make melodies.
06:42Okay.
06:43Your hotel has no policies.
06:45I am a very big influencer.
06:46I am telling you.
06:47I will expose your hotel.
06:49No, ma'am.
06:50There is nothing like that.
06:51Please.
06:53Sir, Taj.
06:55I have brought food for you.
06:57Boss.
06:58Just give me a little break.
07:00I will finish the food in 3-4 hours.
07:02In how many hours?
07:03First you ask and then eat.
07:06No, sir.
07:07I eat very well.
07:09I don't understand.
07:10Why are you all quiet?
07:12My phone has been stolen.
07:13His phone has been stolen.
07:14His phone has been stolen.
07:15His phone has been stolen.
07:16His phone has been stolen.
07:17His phone has been stolen.
07:18I didn't do it.
07:25Did you find the phone?
07:26No, sir.
07:27We didn't find the phone.
07:29Oh!
07:30They are very smart.
07:31They steal the phone and run away.
07:34Yes.
07:36Tara, wash your face.
07:39Okay, darling.
07:40You eat.
07:41And wash the tiffin after eating.
07:42Okay.
07:43Okay, bye.
07:44Bye.
07:45Call my husband in emergency contact.
07:47And ask him to steal my phone.
07:48Leave it.
07:49Sir, if you allow me.
07:51I know some people who can find the phone and give it to me.
07:55Is it?
07:56You have a good variation.
07:59Thank you, sir.
08:00May I call him?
08:01Yes.
08:02Call him.
08:03Call someone who can find the phone.
08:05Hello, 15.
08:07A phone has been stolen in Pakeeza's guest house.
08:09Come and find the phone.
08:13Are you mad?
08:14Even I could have done this.
08:15Even I could have done this.
08:16What did you do, ma'am?
08:17You don't understand.
08:18My followers must be worried.
08:20No, no.
08:21You will get your phone.
08:22The police is coming.
08:23You are worried.
08:24They will investigate.
08:25Call at the gate.
08:26Let everyone come inside.
08:27No one should go outside.
08:29Yes.
08:30Call at the gate.
08:31Sir, it's done.
08:32Call at the gate.
08:33I have dialed his number.
08:34He picked up the phone.
08:35He heard you.
08:38Ma'am, did you check your mobile in the room?
08:40Yes, I did.
08:42It's not in the room.
08:43If you allow me, can I check in your room?
08:46Go.
08:47Go and check.
08:48Okay.
08:49Come to work.
08:50Yes, sir.
08:51I am your grandson.
08:52Yes.
08:53Whenever I am in the city, I stay in Pakeeza's guest house.
08:56What is the reason for that?
08:57Why do you stay here?
08:58People are good here.
08:59Is it?
09:00Yes.
09:01I stay here because I love Pakeeza.
09:02Okay.
09:03I stay here because I love you.
09:04Yes.
09:05He is my friend.
09:06He laughs a lot.
09:07Is it?
09:08He laughs a lot.
09:09Laugh at him.
09:10Don't you laugh?
09:11You used to laugh a lot.
09:14Don't you laugh?
09:15Laugh.
09:17What happened to you?
09:18I can't laugh today.
09:19I am in a bad condition.
09:24I don't know what is he thinking.
09:26He is laughing a lot.
09:27Is it?
09:28He laughs a lot.
09:31I think my Guglu is in a bad mood today.
09:34You are not Sounder. I am going to teach you a lesson today.
09:37There is a guy named Pahaliyan.
09:39He was trying to kill Pahaliyan and he went out on the road.
09:46He went out on the road.
09:47What happened? Let's teach him a lesson.
09:51Give me the room keys. I want to go to my room.
09:54Shoot him in the room.
09:56Shoot him in the room? I will kill you.
09:59It was fun in the room.
10:00Instead of going to the room, he went out.
10:04I think he is a bad smeller.
10:06Sir, these are the keys to your room.
10:08Keys? I don't want the keys.
10:09He is crazy about keys these days.
10:11He doesn't let me sleep.
10:13Give me the keys.
10:14I have had enough of Mr. Kichori.
10:16Is it?
10:17Yes. I was about to say..
10:19I was not able to digest it.
10:21Come. Come.
10:23Be careful.
10:24Greetings.
10:25Greetings, sir.
10:26How are you?
10:27I am fine.
10:28Come in.
10:28We need a family room.
10:30Yes, sir.
10:31Be careful.
10:33Abbas, it's okay.
10:34Yes, sir. I will come.
10:36Sir, this is our best room.
10:37Thank you.
10:38Is the AC working properly?
10:39It's working very well. Enjoy your stay.
10:41But your phone might get stolen here.
10:43I told you that you will get your phone.
10:46Sir, please get your name written.
10:47Don't you get stolen phones here?
10:49No, sir. The police is coming. You will get it.
10:51You are talking about stolen phones.
10:54One person's phone got stolen.
10:56And then we got to know that the one who got the coat
10:58had a gun in his pocket.
11:00Okay.
11:04Sir, please tell us your name.
11:07Ajmal Tesla.
11:08Ajmal Tesla.
11:10I think you have been discovered from him.
11:12No, not Tesla.
11:14Tesla.
11:15He is a Tesla.
11:16How can your name be Tesla?
11:18I think you have given your name.
11:20People have a strange hobby of giving strange names.
11:23Is this a name?
11:24He must have given the name of his spiritual teacher.
11:27He is just like me.
11:30I see.
11:30He looks the same.
11:32What do you do?
11:33There is a science exhibition in this city.
11:36I see.
11:36I have made a machine.
11:38Wow.
11:39It collects garbage.
11:40These are vacuum cleaners. There are other things.
11:43No, no. It also catches dust in the air.
11:46What is special about it?
11:48Artificial intelligence.
11:49I see.
11:50Artificial intelligence.
11:51This is very good.
11:53I think he has put artificial intelligence in a vacuum cleaner.
11:56Absolutely.
11:57What is its intelligence?
11:58It catches dust in the air.
12:01Okay.
12:02It also eliminates the smell on the streets.
12:04Okay.
12:05It catches dust like a beggar catches a dog.
12:08I see.
12:08What do you mean?
12:09It catches only dust.
12:11No, no.
12:12The vacuum cleans everything.
12:15Yes.
12:16It will clean your earrings, mobile phone.
12:18Absolutely.
12:19It will not touch anything.
12:21I see.
12:22It will catch only dust.
12:23Wow.
12:24This deserves a round of applause.
12:25Very good.
12:27Kamya.
12:28Yes, Mr. Chari.
12:29I am very angry.
12:30What?
12:30I don't know how to laugh.
12:32Hey, let him be angry.
12:34He can't laugh.
12:35What?
12:36You go to your room.
12:37I am going to listen to a joke.
12:39I will explain it to you when I understand it.
12:41Okay.
12:46You were right.
12:47I checked the entire room.
12:49But I didn't find your mobile phone.
12:51Do you think this is a joke?
12:53No, it's not a joke.
12:54Don't worry.
12:55Let's try.
12:56She has been sitting there for a long time.
12:58You are sitting here.
12:59Where is my phone?
13:01I remembered my phone.
13:04Come here.
13:04I will teach you a lesson.
13:06When will I get a holiday?
13:08I have been here for a long time.
13:09I am sorry.
13:11Sir.
13:12Someone has kept a violin in his hotel.
13:14Someone has kept a keyboard.
13:15Yes.
13:15I think he has kept a lute.
13:18Did you do the job of 1-5?
13:19Yes, sir. I did it.
13:21Whose phone has been stolen?
13:22Sir, he is our guest.
13:23His phone has been stolen.
13:24Don't worry.
13:25I have come here.
13:27I don't spare thieves.
13:29But spare us.
13:30I have a machine.
13:33I will search everyone here.
13:36Very good.
13:36That's a good thing.
13:37Where is my money?
13:39Come here.
13:40Get up.
13:41This is a very good thing.
13:42You like justice.
13:44Mr. Arun, there is nothing in the law.
13:46Good.
13:46Good.
13:47Come on, search me first.
13:51This is called justice.
13:52Very good.
13:53Sir, search me first.
13:56Why?
13:56Because if there is a case in the village..
13:59..I will be the first one to be involved.
14:02It's okay, Mr. Kauri.
14:02You get a chance.
14:05Sir, first tell me what is in this?
14:08Sir, there is a vacuum in this.
14:09There is a fake intelligence in this.
14:11Mr. Arun, it is possible that the thief's phone..
14:14..is kept in these tapes.
14:15Sir, I have checked my hands.
14:17I think there is a mishmash here.
14:18I will check there.
14:19Sir, the thing is that if you know that it is a machine..
14:22..then what is the harm in opening it?
14:24Yes, there is no harm.
14:25Show me the harm.
14:26Your brother has doubts on me.
14:28Come on, open it.
14:29I remembered the machine.
14:31Is there anything else?
14:32I remembered the joke of the machine.
14:34Oh.
14:34A man's machine was stolen.
14:36Yes.
14:36And he found out that it is not a machine.
14:41Sir, I didn't pay attention.
14:43You do your work.
14:45Sir, is this how you make jokes?
14:48Yes, I can't show it to you now.
14:50My jokes are hidden here.
14:54Mr. Baksh, look at this.
14:56Mr. Sainz.
14:57Yes.
14:57This is a machine.
14:58Sir, I was telling you that it is packed in a bag.
15:01What does it do?
15:02Mr. Baksh, it pulls the dirt and leaves the clean thing.
15:05This is intelligence.
15:07Yes.
15:07Is there a battery in it?
15:08Yes, sir. There is a battery.
15:09Switch it on.
15:10Sir, what is the name of the boy?
15:12My name is Bengay, sir.
15:13Bengay, play the green button.
15:16The battery will run out in 48 hours.
15:18Okay.
15:20Come on.
15:23What is this?
15:24It will pull the dirt and leave the clean thing.
15:26Oh.
15:27Oh, wow.
15:29Sir, look at this.
15:30Sir, look at this.
15:32This is a very good machine.
15:34It pulls the dirt and leaves the clean thing.
15:37Sir, where are you going?
15:40Where are you going?
15:42What?
15:43Hey.
15:44Where are you going?
15:45There is no dirt in the lift.
15:47Where are you going?
15:49Where is the machine?
15:51Don't sit in the dirty things.
15:52Sir, stop here.
15:54It will go where there is dirt.
15:55Where are you going?
15:57Sir, this is a very good machine.
15:59It will go where there is dirt.
16:03How is this box lying here?
16:05You are lame.
16:06Let him drink. What is it to you?
16:08What kind of a hotel is this?
16:12Look, the box has caught my leg.
16:14What happened?
16:15The box has caught my leg.
16:16There is a dog in the box.
16:19Sir, you have succeeded.
16:20How?
16:21Because it will go where there is dirt.
16:23Listen to me.
16:25Your machine is a flop.
16:26Yes, it is a flop.
16:27It is a flop.
16:28It is a flop.
16:30It is not a flop. Trust me.
16:32Look, there is dirt.
16:33There is dirt.
16:35You keep garbage in your pocket.
16:36Sir, when do I keep garbage?
16:38Have you gone mad?
16:39Sir, my machine can't go wrong.
16:40What is your name?
16:41Baksh.
16:42Baksh, search for him.
16:43Wait a minute.
16:44Your leg will be found but it will be searched.
16:47I will press this button.
16:48This machine will shut down.
16:49It will shut down.
16:51Look at this.
16:51Search for him.
16:52What?
16:53Search for him. Search for him.
16:54How can I search for him?
16:58This is my mobile.
17:00This is my phone.
17:01This is my phone.
17:02This is your phone.
17:03This is my phone.
17:04Okay, I found it.
17:04Now tell me. Is my machine a flop?
17:07Did you steal it?
17:08Sir, forgive me.
17:09How is the machine?
17:10Your machine is very good.
17:12This is our matter.
17:13How many people can I take to the village?
17:15I will give you medicines.
17:16They won't spare you.
17:22Ladies and gentlemen, a small break.
17:23I will meet you after the break.
17:25Look, for a couple of seconds or a couple of steps
17:28the heat is so intense.
17:33I feel so heavy for a couple of seconds.
17:35It is the same in the bathroom.
17:37Yes.
17:38Believe me, the water in the bathroom is so hot
17:41that you definitely sneeze.
17:53Welcome back, viewers.
17:54Viewers, right now in the hot areas of the country
17:57there is a threat of heat stroke.
17:59And it is possible that many people
18:02get seriously ill because of it.
18:04It is very important for that
18:06that you keep yourself hydrated.
18:08The first thing is that you use a lot of water.
18:11It is seen that people try to drink sweet drinks.
18:18They are dangerous.
18:19When you drink sweet drinks,
18:20your hydration is not enough.
18:24So, first of all, you should stay hydrated.
18:25The second problem is that when you drink a lot of water
18:29the salinity keeps coming out of the body.
18:31So, try to eat light snacks.
18:35Try to stay in the shade.
18:36Don't go out in the sun.
18:37The UV index is going to increase a lot.
18:40The UV index can cause cancer if it increases.
18:43So, try to stay in the shade.
18:46Don't go out in the sun.
18:47Don't let your children play in the fields
18:50in the sun in these days.
18:53Don't say that it didn't matter
18:56because we used to play at this age.
18:57It does matter.
18:59A person can fall sick.
19:01The weather conditions in your youth
19:05are not the same anymore.
19:06So, if you have to go out in the sun,
19:09hang a wet cloth on your neck or head.
19:14But stay cool and hydrated.
19:17Try to stay in the AC.
19:20Try to stay under the fan.
19:22But try to stay in a cool and better place.
19:26Save yourself from the sun.
19:28Because it not only affects your skin
19:31but also your entire body.
19:34It disturbs the organs
19:35and also affects your brain.
19:38So, to talk about this topic,
19:41we have invited a traffic warden
19:44who is with us in the sun.
19:46You must have noticed that he is giving his duty.
19:48His name is Karam Daat.
19:50We welcome him to the show.
19:51He is accompanied by Achu Rakit
19:54who is a motorcyclist.
19:56These days, the people who face the sun
19:58are the cyclists.
20:00We welcome Achu Rakit to the show.
20:03After him, we have invited Noon Alif Bahar
20:06who is an expert in weather forecasting.
20:10We will talk to him.
20:12Mr. Haroon, it is too hot. My brain is boiling.
20:14Don't worry. Our department is trying its best.
20:17God willing, the situation will get better.
20:18What can your department do?
20:21Sir, our department...
20:22Sir, we...
20:24The problem is that people in Pakistan
20:26think that weather forecasters only work on weather.
20:30Sir, we don't know about the weather
20:33sitting in an air-conditioned room.
20:34You came to us on the road
20:35on a motorcycle.
20:36Did you get to know what this heat is?
20:39What does this heat want?
20:41Let me tell you.
20:42The motorcyclists are right.
20:45When we go out with our vehicles,
20:47try to...
20:48There is one vehicle
20:50and only one person is sitting in it.
20:52There are five people in it.
20:53Use public transport.
20:55Vehicles are also very hot.
20:57If you want to go on a motorcycle ride,
20:59tell me, what problems do you face in the heat?
21:02Sir, when we go on a motorcycle ride,
21:05the heat is so high.
21:06Believe me, we get slaps.
21:09It is very hot.
21:10It feels like there is a fire on the road.
21:11Who slaps you?
21:13The sun, sir.
21:15So, you want to say slaps.
21:16He is naked because he is naked.
21:18How can he slap you?
21:20No, sir.
21:20He is my employer.
21:23He stands for me.
21:25I have never disturbed him.
21:27I will leave.
21:29Achhu Rocket is talking a lot now.
21:31They spend their winters together.
21:33Wow.
21:34The biggest problem I have is that
21:37the government has made the lowest lane
21:41for bikes.
21:42Despite that, they are driving in the middle and fastest lane.
21:45If you honk or give them a beeper,
21:49they get so angry.
21:50Although, they are giving it for you.
21:52They should also understand.
21:54And the motorcyclists should also understand
21:56that the motorcyclist is riding on a two-tyre vehicle.
21:59When you drive at a high speed,
22:02it can get imbalanced.
22:03I always tell truck drivers,
22:07trolley drivers and car drivers
22:09to remember that
22:10if someone is driving on one-way,
22:13if someone is honking,
22:14he is definitely doing something wrong.
22:16But if you let him pass,
22:17it means that the punishment for this crime is not death.
22:21So, don't do this.
22:23Sir, believe me.
22:24I will go in one lane.
22:26I see.
22:27Everything happens in the right direction, right?
22:29We should appreciate the people we work for.
22:32We are dead if we don't get our work done.
22:35We are just toys for you.
22:37If you give a signal, no one will stop you.
22:39Tell me, what should I do?
22:40Sir, show me one trick of my life.
22:42I will buy a motorbike.
22:43If you are not a toy, how can I be your toy?
22:46It is so hot. Believe me.
22:48I have to drink six bottles of water daily.
22:49I will make it wet.
22:51No, you are doing the right thing.
22:53You are doing the right thing.
22:54Sir, it dries up in one kilometre.
22:57Oh!
22:58Yes.
22:58Can't you do it in six?
23:00Where will the poor man go?
23:01I have bought a towel.
23:03Where will the poor man go?
23:04I have bought a pot of cold water.
23:07Where will the poor man go?
23:10Okay.
23:11Take care of yourself.
23:13I have done my duty at home.
23:15I am doing my duty in the kitchen.
23:17No one is doing anything there.
23:21Okay, I want to ask you something.
23:23Nowadays, everyone is speculating
23:25that a month will pass like this.
23:27And now, there is one more thing.
23:28Earlier, when the weather used to change,
23:31a month used to pass slowly.
23:34Now, there are two extremes.
23:36So, let's go to the Met Office
23:38and ask Noon Aliv Bahar
23:40what the forecast is for the next month.
23:42Sir, thank you very much
23:43for giving me the opportunity to talk to you.
23:47The thing is, all the equipments that we have,
23:51our analysis team has studied it for a week.
23:55The next 10 days are going to be great.
23:56Believe me, it's not going to be 100 days.
24:00What kind of weather experts are you?
24:02Tell me the numbers.
24:04Tell me the facts and figures.
24:05What do you have to say?
24:07Sir, I am sorry. I was carried away by emotions.
24:09Yes, tell me.
24:09I will tell you the statistics.
24:11Okay.
24:11Sir, four days are good and three days are bad.
24:13How is the reception?
24:16Sir, the reception is not good.
24:18Sir, people think that we are
24:19Pakistani officials.
24:21That's why we don't have the equipments.
24:23Sir, let's go by the statistics.
24:25I am telling you that the next three days are bad.
24:27Yes.
24:27The reason is that this morning
24:29your sister-in-law told your brother
24:31that there were 11 ants going.
24:32One of them was carrying wheat grains.
24:35That means, the next three days are bad.
24:38What kind of a thing is this?
24:39You are not an ant.
24:41They will transfer you every two days.
24:44Sir, I am standing on my duty.
24:46Wow.
24:47Whether it is a storm, a sea storm, a snowfall
24:51or a crocodile, a lion, a mango or a swan.
24:55I am standing on my duty.
24:57Wow.
24:58Amazing.
25:01You are standing here.
25:02What are you doing with me?
25:04You have given me a lot of votes.
25:05My three children's fate is ruined because of the heat.
25:08Wow.
25:09They have made a film out of me.
25:12Thank you.
25:13But Mr. Haroon, we are witnessing the extremes of the weather.
25:16There are talks of a pole shift.
25:18Yes.
25:18Is it possible that in the next few years
25:22or in the next 50 to 100 years
25:24the earth will become inhabitable?
25:26No, I don't think so.
25:28Yes, it is possible.
25:30The numbers that you hear
25:32are on a large scale.
25:34It is a long journey.
25:36For example, it is said that
25:38your city, Venice
25:40is going into the sea.
25:42Yes, it is going.
25:43But it is going so slowly into the sea
25:47that it won't sink even in the next 100 to 200 years.
25:51Mr. Haroon, I think he has gone mad.
25:54I have reached my duty.
25:55What kind of a man is he?
25:57He won't do anything. Don't look at him.
25:59He will get trapped in the heat.
26:02What am I saying?
26:03No.
26:04The government should change.
26:05Tell me, what is the government doing
26:08to reduce the heat?
26:10It is raining. Change it.
26:12You are on TV. Tell them. Appeal to them.
26:15Look, fake rain is actually...
26:18The producer is telling me that we have invited
26:21a lady from a posh area.
26:23She will come and tell us about the heat
26:25and the situation of the people of posh areas.
26:27People often talk about fake rain.
26:30Fake rain is not possible.
26:33There is no fake rain in the world.
26:35In reality, fake rain is only that
26:38which is used in film songs.
26:40You can call it fake rain.
26:42In reality, you saw in Lahore the other day
26:46that rockets were fired.
26:48Naturally, the clouds that come
26:51are the ones that get rained on.
26:53If the clouds don't come,
26:55then it can't be fake rain.
26:57Secondly, the machine that makes the clouds
27:01is the only one in the world.
27:02And its sound is so loud
27:04that if it is kept in a city
27:06and run,
27:08then a radius of 4-5 km
27:11or a radius of 10 km
27:12will be destroyed.
27:14We have with us Mrs. Aurangzeb.
27:17She has come from a posh studio and is from a posh area.
27:19She is an industrialist.
27:21Let's talk to her about the effects of the heat.
27:25It is very hot, Arun. I agree that it is very hot.
27:28The thing is that there is an AC in my bedroom.
27:31Okay.
27:31There is an AC in my bathroom as well.
27:33Okay.
27:34But while I am on my way to the bathroom,
27:36the gap in the bathroom..
27:38You mean, the door frame.
27:39Yes.
27:40It is difficult to pass through it, Arun.
27:43Once you pass through it,
27:44the heat starts to kick in.
27:47See, for a few seconds
27:49or a few steps, the heat is there.
27:52Arun, it gets very hot.
27:55For a few seconds, it is very heavy for me.
27:57It is the same in the bathroom as well.
27:59Yes.
28:00Believe me, when I go to the bathroom,
28:02the water is so hot that I definitely sneeze.
28:07See, brother, we are equally involved in your grief.
28:11How is that?
28:12It is not easy to travel from home to the car.
28:17Sister-in-law, it is easy for you.
28:18The AC is on, the seats are cold.
28:20Yes.
28:21My motorcycle is on fire.
28:22Yes.
28:23When I go to buy a cake,
28:24the AC is so hot that I have to travel 3 kilometres.
28:29I was coming to the set of Hoshiyaariyaan.
28:31Do you have any idea?
28:32The car was parked right in front of the door of Hoshiyaariyaan set.
28:37For half a second, I had to walk to get inside the set.
28:41I was shivering.
28:42Oh, my God!
28:43Sister-in-law, you have no idea how bad Salman sir feels.
28:48He gets angry at once.
28:51But you must have big swimming pools at home.
28:56The kids swim in them.
28:57Yes.
28:57I am a non-vegetarian.
28:59I would say, drive the car on the beach.
29:03You are speaking against us.
29:05Now you tell me.
29:07What?
29:07How much water will be there in a swimming pool on the beach?
29:11Yes.
29:12Believe me, if we go to the river,
29:14the kids will swim with money.
29:16They will swim like the cake of Mr. Pato's birthday.
29:24Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
29:25We will meet you after the break.
29:27Mr. Salim met with an accident in a truck.
29:30Okay.
29:30The doctor said, there is no need to worry.
29:32You are out of danger.
29:33Okay.
29:33He said, I took him in a truck.
29:35I will meet him again if I am alive.
29:40One day, I got a call from Mr. Salim.
29:42What?
29:43He was talking as if I am in a hospital.
29:46I said, Mr. Salim, why are you talking like this?
29:48Yes.
29:49He said, the kids have brought Jalebi with mosquitoes.
30:02Welcome back, viewers. This is Irza.
30:06Irza was taken off guard.
30:08You know that this segment is routed towards you.
30:11What should I do? These people are weird.
30:13The voices are getting hoarse here.
30:15Irza is very hot.
30:16You know, she is hot.
30:17A lot.
30:17She said to him that she has got a cold.
30:20I have had milk soda today.
30:22I have had lemon water today.
30:24I have had a Mojito today.
30:26So, you have had all these things from here.
30:29No, I have had all these things from home.
30:30I mean, when I left the house, I had milk soda with me.
30:35You had lemon water a little ahead.
30:36And then..
30:37I had a Mojito a little ahead.
30:39But, sir, not by leaving the house
30:41but by drinking plain water at home, this has started.
30:44What I mean to say is that
30:46you have increased your liquid intake so much
30:48and yet, you are feeling very hot.
30:50Okay, Malaika, this is unfair.
30:52What?
30:52Look, I will give you a design on Sunday and eat it.
30:55What?
30:57Okay.
30:59Sheroz, what have you got for us today?
31:02Sir, I have a parody today.
31:04The song, Nakta Koka.
31:06Yes, of course.
31:07It has created a lot of issues on social media.
31:10Of course.
31:10That the watermelons are being vaccinated.
31:13So, are you in favour of that or are you being vaccinated?
31:16Sir, there is a rumour.
31:19I think this is a rumour to a certain extent.
31:22Because not everyone is doing this.
31:25Okay, but the people who are scared of this
31:28I am narrating their experience.
31:30So, people are scared because of this?
31:32Yes.
31:32You have brought such an expensive fruit at home
31:35and you know that there is something wrong with it.
31:37What is wrong with it, sir?
31:38Thank you, sir.
31:39What happens in the injection?
31:40It is colourful and sweet.
31:42It is aesthetically pleasing.
31:43It is enjoyable to eat.
31:44So, what is the harm?
31:45They don't add all the watermelons.
31:47Okay.
31:47They add the very sweet ones.
31:50They add insulin.
31:52Sir, one thing is being linked to this.
31:55What is it?
31:55People are being scared because of this.
31:58Yes.
31:58But if you keep a combination of watermelons
32:01and food, it also makes people scared.
32:04Okay, they don't scare people.
32:05A lot of research has been done on this.
32:07Those who eat watermelons, eat watermelons
32:09and don't drink water.
32:11Don't do this and don't do that.
32:12These are natural sweets that God has prepared.
32:15And they are kept in a special packing.
32:17They are not kept in the fridge or freezer.
32:20Despite that, they are fresh.
32:22So, this is a great thing.
32:24No, sir. If it wasn't for this,
32:26he would have had lemon water.
32:28Yes.
32:29He would have had milk soda.
32:30He would have had watermelons.
32:31He would have had watermelons.
32:32He would have been in a trance by now.
32:34But, sir, this is true to a great extent.
32:36If you eat watermelons and eat something
32:38that makes you feel good, you feel good.
32:41This is obvious.
32:43Even if you don't eat watermelons,
32:44you will feel good if you eat something that makes you feel good.
32:45But, this is not the case.
32:46Watermelons should not be eaten at night.
32:49If you don't eat them at night,
32:50someone will go and rob you.
32:55We have such lovely girls in the audience.
32:58I feel like listening to their stories.
32:59Let's listen to their stories.
33:01Give the mic to the audience.
33:02Yes.
33:03Greetings.
33:04Greetings.
33:05My name is Bareera.
33:06Bareera? Wow.
33:07Yes. I have a question for Mr. Goga.
33:09Mr. Goga.
33:12I wanted to ask you.
33:13I have heard that no medicine affects you.
33:15Is this true?
33:19Son, this is not called medicine.
33:21It is called mosquito repellent.
33:24Son, no medicine affects you as much as poison does.
33:27Son, you are talking about medicine.
33:29The last doctor has given him Rs. 50 as well.
33:34Mr. Harun, he has a lot of immunity.
33:36Okay. It is not good to have such immunity.
33:39It is not good to have a lot of immunity
33:41and it is not good to have a lot of immunity.
33:43The reason for that is that if you have a lot of immunity,
33:46small diseases will affect you a lot.
33:49Your muscles will become weak.
33:52And if you have a lot of immunity,
33:54no medicine or anything will affect you.
33:57The thing that will affect you will be so strong
34:01that nothing will be able to fight it.
34:03God forbid, a person can die because of that.
34:05I remembered this.
34:07It doesn't affect you.
34:09No, sir. It only affects the skin.
34:11For example, if he has a fever.
34:13Three patches. Morning, noon and evening.
34:16He has to sleep with a small child.
34:18Okay.
34:19He was admitted to the hospital for so long.
34:21The doctors used to call him Mr. Jhansi.
34:25Mr. Salim has become so weak
34:28that he has a stone in his body
34:30and that too, you can't see it with the naked eye.
34:31Yes.
34:33He has regained his health.
34:35Okay.
34:35He has become so weak
34:37that he was pulling the X-ray of him
34:38and he pulled the X-ray of the other person.
34:41He is so weak that he can't give anyone a blood sample.
34:43You are talking about his weakness.
34:44Give me your hand.
34:46He was so weak when he was a kid.
34:47He used to get diapers for his mother and son.
34:49His mother got him a plastic bag.
34:55Give me your hand.
34:56Sir, I went to find out about Mr. Salim.
34:57I sang two songs.
35:00Mr. Salim met with an accident in a truck.
35:03Okay.
35:03The doctor said, don't worry.
35:05You are out of danger.
35:07Okay.
35:07He said, no. I took him in a truck.
35:08He lived his life and I met him again.
35:09Yes.
35:14The day before yesterday, I met Mr. Salim at the footpath.
35:16Yes.
35:16He was getting beaten up.
35:17Why?
35:17He said, brother, the motorcycle had stopped.
35:20He was sitting there.
35:23One day, I got a call from Mr. Salim.
35:25What?
35:25He was talking as if he was in a meeting.
35:29I said, Mr. Salim, why are you talking like this?
35:31Yes.
35:31He said, the girls got Jalebi for the mosquitoes.
35:38Next scene. Next. Next.
35:39Hello.
35:40Hello.
35:41My name is Muhammad Abdul Rehman.
35:43I would like to recite a poem.
35:44Recite it.
35:45Who will see the day and night?
35:50Who will see the day and night?
35:55People will see your crime. Who will see the reason?
35:58Wow. Wow. Wow.
36:01Wow. Wow. Wow.
36:03What happened?
36:04Wow. Wow. Wow.
36:06Wow.
36:07Wow. Very good.
36:10Very good.
36:12Believe me, I felt as if I got a poem from Mirza.
36:19Believe me.
36:20Very good. Very good.
36:21Very good.
36:22Next. You.
36:23Hello, sir.
36:24Hello, sir.
36:25Sir, my name is Umar.
36:27I would like to recite a poem to you.
36:28Listen to the rest.
36:30Yes, sir.
36:30Yes, sir. Recite it.
36:32It is better to have only desires.
36:35Yes.
36:35It is better to have only desires.
36:38If you get the moon, it will not remain a moon.
36:41Wow. Wow. Wow.
36:45Okay. It is time for music.
36:47Wow.
36:48So taking advantage of the presence of Shehroz..
36:50..there is a very good parody song.
36:52So why not listen to it?
36:54Yes.
36:54Come. Over to you, Shehroz.
37:00Very good.
37:00Wow.
37:01Very good.
37:02Very good.
37:05Okay. I would like to say one more thing to the public.
37:08It is being said.
37:09It is being said that he needs injections.
37:13Please understand one thing.
37:15If you buy any watermelon from the market..
37:19..it will have a red colour.
37:21If you apply a tissue on it, the red colour will come on the tissue.
37:24This is natural.
37:24The colours that used to be there before..
37:26..used to be natural.
37:28The colour of a flower..
37:30..the same colour comes on the tissue.
37:32Yes.
37:32There are different things.
37:34Berries are like that.
37:35Their colour comes on the mouth.
37:36It comes on things too.
37:38So it is being said that the watermelon needs injections.
37:41Please understand one thing.
37:42You and I know that when an injection is given..
37:45..it does not remain only on the arm.
37:48It travels through the blood and goes to the entire body.
37:52There is no blood in the watermelon.
37:54There are no veins in it.
37:55Yes. Yes.
37:56If you apply it, it travels and spreads to the entire body.
37:59This does not happen.
38:01Our blood is running because the heart is making it run.
38:04Absolutely.
38:04There is no mechanism in it that I have given an injection..
38:07..and it has spread to the entire body.
38:09The colour has also spread.
38:09The fragrance has also spread.
38:10Nothing like that can happen.
38:11I prayed to God yesterday.
38:13I said, brother, I am such a bad man.
38:20Viewers, this was today's show.
38:21God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
38:23Take good care of yourself.
38:25Goodbye.
38:26God bless you.