Recapping The Barstool Chicago Mini Golf Open - Episode 9
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00:00 All right, we're on. We're back.
00:01 Unnamed show off last week.
00:03 That was on me. Apologies.
00:05 We're live in Chicago.
00:06 Mini golf tournament.
00:07 I'm here. Ryan Whitney's here.
00:08 Dave's here.
00:09 Let me get an ad in.
00:11 Oh, go. Oh, at first we got four.
00:13 Well, I got three.
00:15 So we'll just knock them out.
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00:33 What are the lines?
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00:37 Yeah, it this is that's on Austin,
00:40 the producer like it says mention lines
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00:55 OK, well, there are lines.
00:58 What do you got?
00:59 Who's fighting like Austin or anybody in the booth?
01:03 Like if you give me this a second before, right?
01:06 That's bad. That's not great producing.
01:07 That's horrible.
01:08 Bad producing.
01:09 Yeah, just maybe like read the ad.
01:11 We do it a lot.
01:12 It's like, I'll do it.
01:13 I'm you know what?
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01:18 and we'll come back with real pics because they bet it every time.
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01:39 We'll have we'll get some odds of Ev, who I know knows UFC.
01:43 Come in and talk about it.
01:44 All right. Or just give us some off.
01:46 You can give them to the producers to either. Yeah.
01:47 I mean, I could look on my thing right now, but I will actually have info.
01:52 Sure, sure. I understand.
01:53 So we're here for the mini golf.
01:54 I got to say I had low expectation for how it was going to look.
01:56 It looks great. They pulled it off. Good job by them.
01:59 Ryan Whitney's here. He's the leader in the tournament.
02:01 And that's really all we need to cover with him.
02:02 So I think I saw the blow up yours yesterday.
02:07 I mean, we know my yours.
02:09 You had a mental.
02:10 Oh, you had it was a hair concept.
02:13 So I've grabbed my real quick because we've got to get into it.
02:17 There's a couple of UFC. Who's the fight?
02:19 Is this there's three hundred. There's the big boy one.
02:21 So someone said the card.
02:23 So you have to watch every fight. It's stacked.
02:25 All of errors plus one seventy five.
02:27 I like all of error.
02:28 I like I like saying well, I buy.
02:30 And by the way, you this again better at your own discretion.
02:33 He's not an expert. These are the lines. Give us the line.
02:36 So all there is plus one seventy five.
02:37 What's the give us the card?
02:39 So it's a crazy card.
02:41 Like two former champions are the first fight of the night.
02:43 Like it's one.
02:44 They the point was they want you in your seat.
02:46 First fight to the last.
02:48 Where's the fight? Vegas. Oh, Vegas.
02:51 They like figure eight by Kayo.
02:53 Garbage has no chin anymore than rain on with me.
02:55 I like Diego Lopez minus one thirty five.
02:59 I was remain sterling minus one seventy five.
03:02 I like him to win.
03:03 Oh yeah. I like Charles Oliveira.
03:05 I like saying way late by sub in the coma.
03:07 I like saying way I like her by finish also minus one ten.
03:10 But sub by plus five hundred.
03:11 The other girl, the fight, yas, at first China versus China title fight.
03:15 She has no no submission defense can't defend takedowns.
03:19 But this might be controversial.
03:20 I Jamal Hill in the main event.
03:21 I think everyone likes poets.
03:23 I'll Hill. Yeah.
03:24 Jamal Jamal Jamal.
03:25 Thank you. We just needed it for the app.
03:27 Thank you. Have you as UFC three hundred is their biggest thing.
03:31 Draftkings is the partner like minus one fifty against you.
03:34 So I saw Kirk and when I walked out and he had a fair.
03:39 Oh, I hope this isn't buzzing because I'm getting hacked again.
03:41 No, it isn't good.
03:42 We took Miss Peaches for a walk. Yeah.
03:45 Yeah. He had a good point.
03:46 What happened goes to my defense.
03:49 Clinically insane. Yeah. I mean, there's no I mean, you saw it.
03:51 You know it. I was saying after I was with Francis Will and we don't
03:56 we don't need video Frankie and we absolutely need.
03:58 But I was I. Oh, no.
04:01 If I can go through this.
04:02 So right now at this point, I think he's six shots back and he ended up in a bad spot.
04:06 He had just missed a two footer, a three footer the hole before.
04:09 So he was in his head.
04:10 I'll pause it for a second. Go ahead.
04:12 OK, go ahead. Well, I was I was going to say I'm sorry.
04:14 So I missed a short putt in the hole before.
04:16 So you try to go over the bridge.
04:18 Stupid. So that was a that was a flustered move.
04:19 So at that point now, I did that.
04:21 You're seeing somebody who is about to lose.
04:23 This is just now. Here's my thing.
04:25 I'm thinking and I'm kind of describing it.
04:27 I'm saying, all right, well, he's eight back there.
04:29 Right. I'm going to have a back eight back. Oh, eight back.
04:31 He's going to have a putt for four no matter what.
04:33 So just a bogey over.
04:34 So I'm already ten back now. Right. See my point.
04:36 But the play in terms of land landed on the other edge
04:40 and then goes out of bounds and you drop it.
04:42 That was a good shot. Here we go.
04:44 OK, now he's got a putt for four.
04:45 Pause it again. Pause it again. Real quick. Pause again.
04:48 OK, like in here.
04:49 So right now my brain is on fire right now.
04:53 Like I am done, done, done.
04:55 I'm not mad. Like I love Whitney. I hope he wins. Great.
04:57 It's good. I think I'm mad at myself.
04:59 I'm mad at the bridge decision there.
05:01 Stupid, amateur, moron decision.
05:04 I should never make it at that point.
05:05 I'm like, let's burn the whole fucking thing down. Right.
05:08 And then you do. And what is your missed mean to miss that?
05:11 Yes, I did. And then and then you're the ball moving.
05:14 So a lot of people saying, you know, balls on the back.
05:17 You can't move your back.
05:18 Absolutely. Nope.
05:20 So which is apparently two more stories.
05:22 He shot a thirty four on the whole. Yeah, it was something crazy now.
05:25 They're like, yeah, you like Whitney.
05:28 But here this was a decisive knockout to your brain.
05:32 Yeah, but it's really more of a me thing than he's playing great.
05:36 But it's more my decision on that whole.
05:38 So he's playing great, but it's more I'm mad.
05:41 Correct. But he's crushing you.
05:42 Oh, he's playing great. Oh, yeah, he's playing great.
05:44 So for somebody like this is part of your brand, the mini golf champ.
05:49 Absolutely. And you just didn't lose. Right. Quit.
05:52 Quit. Dominated. Destroyed.
05:55 Played 13 under after that. Didn't quit.
05:56 None that fought. Fought. Well, I fought hard after.
05:59 I was going to say that I mentioned to the guys last night that
06:01 no one Kirk a long time friends go on the show.
06:05 Enjoy going on a show and like, yeah, like he's he's kind of a lunatic.
06:09 But but that was the moment I was like, he's crazy.
06:12 Oh, yeah, no, I've known that.
06:14 And the best part was the score, the official score.
06:17 He came over and he's quiet.
06:18 He said he's been in an insane asylum several times.
06:21 I know. But like, but like my experiences with them and listen,
06:25 like I knew he was nuts.
06:26 But this was like what the official score came over.
06:28 He said, does he know second place gets ten grand?
06:31 Like the official score stinks to get him away from me.
06:34 Ask me questions of where I like to go lunch and where I like in Maine.
06:37 You fucking keep score.
06:38 Just be a nice guy.
06:39 He's made round about zeros. One of them, Jake Marsh in the booth is a tremendous zero.
06:43 No, I think Jake Marsh is actually good at calling the golf.
06:46 I, of course, hired him.
06:48 Thanks. Good. Keep him. Yeah.
06:49 Yeah. I mean, so I was I was a lot easier to talk that game, though,
06:53 when you're winning the turn, not when like someone could watch that footage
06:58 and be like, what a zero.
06:59 Sure. I understand.
07:00 And the difference is I'm open to that criticism.
07:02 I can be a baby. I'm not going to cry about it.
07:04 Well, who's crying? Others might.
07:05 I'm just saying I don't like Jake cries.
07:07 No, I'm saying people in the building may be crying.
07:09 Yes. I have no idea what I'm saying is.
07:11 I think they were.
07:11 I think they're probably more happy.
07:13 You're talking about you versus Hannah Cook. Oh.
07:15 Oh, no, I know.
07:17 She told me last night she didn't cry.
07:18 So no, that I that'd be inaccurate.
07:20 I don't know anything that happened other than Whitney's recount
07:24 that you and her got into it multiple times.
07:26 I'm happy to tell the story if you want it, you know, for for if you want the truth.
07:30 I'm happy. She knocked on the wrong door a little bit.
07:33 We were on the what's the par four that's on the front.
07:37 The eighth. Nobody cares.
07:38 The whole of this. So the Draftkings Hall, the draft.
07:40 I'm going to say I got my phone hacked and it's the worst thing that's ever happened.
07:44 I'm talking now.
07:46 My phone's is buzzing with people because I have to be, hey, new number
07:49 and it invites conversation and I don't know you can do this thing.
07:52 Can you be selective and just get rid of people you don't want to talk?
07:55 It's almost like a free pass.
07:56 But no, I'm sending it to all I need.
07:58 But we're all I do.
07:59 We're on a show.
08:00 You just make it silent.
08:01 Like, why do you have vibration on right now?
08:03 You won't know how many nobodies you have.
08:05 And you have a new number. Yes.
08:07 I don't have it.
08:08 Yeah, you do. I do.
08:10 Yeah. Send me that.
08:10 No, he said this morning, hey, this is Dave from Barstool's new number.
08:14 And I was like, this is bizarre.
08:16 You know, I mean, I don't think he would write a I'm Dave from Barstool.
08:19 What? The way you wrote the text, I don't know how a day from Barstool.
08:25 Yeah. Hey, this is Dave from Barstool's new number.
08:27 I was like, ah, Kirk, if you get
08:30 if you get a text from no history, they for total different.
08:36 It just says it's Dave.
08:37 You're not going to know who it is.
08:38 Let me say the important. That's what I said.
08:39 What's the difference? Dave from Barstool.
08:42 I mean, it's more than one.
08:43 But there's a lot of people that only white socks.
08:45 Like that.
08:46 OK, I think I got that text, though.
08:49 I don't think it's not a text. I emailed.
08:52 Oh, I actually got an email from you.
08:54 Content. Are you on the content?
08:55 This is not always, you know, that I think you are riveting conversation.
08:59 Whatever. I'm going to put it on silent.
09:00 Starts on Logan Airport.
09:02 Refugees with me. But oh, I mean,
09:05 you don't think that'd be more entertaining.
09:06 I agree. I agree.
09:08 So anyway, so I mean, if you want the Hannah Cook story, sure. Yes.
09:11 So whatever. So we're on that tee.
09:13 And, you know, you tee off an order.
09:14 So Casey went up and I was like, oh, it's actually my turn.
09:16 So we switched. She didn't care.
09:18 We're kind of laughing. I'm like, hey, if you want to go, not a big deal.
09:21 And Hannah Cook walked over.
09:22 She's like, well, obviously, there's a big deal.
09:24 It's like I'm in nowhere.
09:26 And she was like, just like total asshole.
09:28 And I was like, you realize you're a zero, right?
09:30 Like, go away. Go do some be zero somewhere else.
09:33 So that was it. Like, I didn't think it was.
09:36 I thought it was like a featherweight left by her, a featherweight left by me.
09:39 So can I ask one question? Was there a there?
09:42 Wait, wait, wait. But it was absolutely not.
09:45 No, those two words weren't said to her.
09:48 What fucking bitch? No, no.
09:51 So I heard that.
09:52 And then all the people there, because I wasn't said he did not say that.
09:55 I'll quit the company if I didn't get the.
09:57 I wait. But so I mean, everyone there said he did not say that.
10:01 I think I don't think I don't think I'll be inaccurate.
10:03 But I didn't say it.
10:05 But so it went, who tees off first?
10:10 I do. Doesn't matter. Yes, you're a total zero.
10:12 No, she started. She wasn't playing with us.
10:15 It was it was she wouldn't even hurt you from the.
10:18 She just came over and I was like, the fuck out of here.
10:20 Like, I'm trying, you know, that's so.
10:22 So then later, we're at the hotel or whatever, and she comes up again
10:25 and she didn't.
10:26 Riggs is telling the story. Riggs blasted.
10:27 He's telling the story.
10:28 And she's like, his hair looked ridiculous.
10:31 And she's like, Riggs, his hair. Yeah, terrible.
10:34 Just give a little context to the story, even by his standards, I'm saying.
10:38 So then she Riggs Riggs Riggs doesn't have hair, does he?
10:44 Well, he's trying, though. It's like sad.
10:45 I actually looked yesterday and I was like, well, yeah, he has.
10:48 Yeah, I'm going on. I know what's going on.
10:50 So she comes over. She's like, she's like, oh, Kirk Minahan's out of it.
10:52 Oh, that's good. I was sitting there.
10:54 I'm like, she said it to you. Yeah, I was there again. Fine.
10:58 But I was like, I said, congratulations.
10:59 You made it through a sentence without crying. I commend you.
11:01 Because she cried earlier. You're saying that's what I was told.
11:04 That's not in front of you.
11:06 Not in front of me. Source told me she said she didn't cry.
11:08 Who's the source?
11:09 Casey Smith, Riggs, a bunch of people said that.
11:15 OK, yeah, I'm not going to. Yeah.
11:17 But again, I don't I just kind of mentioned this is probably not the guy you
11:21 you start talking about.
11:23 That was the I found it to be totally.
11:25 Apparently, she said to you, you left out the part where she said, wow,
11:28 you kind of went a little below the belt there.
11:30 And then he said, I'm on the 30th fucking floor.
11:33 Yeah, I didn't say fucking.
11:34 I didn't say that. I said, I don't go.
11:36 That's one of the 30th floor here. This is this was nothing.
11:38 I don't like her, but so what?
11:42 You don't like a lot of people.
11:43 That's not that here. That's not true.
11:45 People tell me that people tell me she treats the behind the scenes people
11:48 the worst of anyone with the company.
11:51 People say that. Yes.
11:52 Here, I'm just telling I'm just telling you, I would have a hard time
11:55 believing that at this point, because I don't she doesn't deal with any of it.
11:57 Well, I'm just saying in the past, that's all I'm just I'm just saying a lot
12:00 a lot of back and forth, a lot of he said, she said there. Correct. OK. Yeah.
12:04 But what? So KFC was pissed that she was invited.
12:08 He wasn't. Do we have KFC?
12:11 Is that we have here KFC?
12:14 There is a lot of that. Not pissed.
12:16 I just gave a little tongue in cheek comment on on KC Radio.
12:19 Yeah. So it was I saw that the
12:22 so is it just a total joke?
12:25 It was a clip that said that. What are you going to do to get invited?
12:28 Basically, but I mean, everybody was asking why I wasn't there.
12:31 So I figured I had to say something on the podcast.
12:33 So if you listen, I make a couple of references to it, but it's all tongue in cheek.
12:37 I'm not because I mean, from the the the combine to this, it was like
12:42 I thought you didn't even really care to go to these.
12:46 No, I would like to play mini golf.
12:48 I don't want to do anything that's like I got to lift fucking heavyweight
12:51 and do, you know, heavy athletics because I can't really do that anymore.
12:54 But I would like to go to mini golf.
12:55 But I do get why after saying that I wouldn't get invited.
12:58 So, OK, well, then that's a much to do about nothing.
13:01 Well, I didn't know. Rocking and rolling.
13:03 I didn't hear the clip. I don't know.
13:04 But you be you point out her specifically or no.
13:08 I yeah, I mean, I said, like, I've been here 16 years.
13:11 Maybe I can get invited to the next one or like on my 16th year.
13:14 I'll get invited. Maybe I can get invited over Hannah Cook.
13:16 I just picked her because she's kind of the you know, the last person on the list.
13:20 Hannah Cook is a no brainer invite to this.
13:23 She's a no brainer. I would agree.
13:24 She's a no brainer invite.
13:26 Oh, she has got right. Correct.
13:27 Oh, yeah.
13:28 If you want to give me the list of people that in order, I'll rank them on like,
13:33 well, I don't know how they got in here now.
13:35 A lot of it is.
13:36 It is the Chicago, the Windy City.
13:38 It's literally called the Chicago Open.
13:41 So there's a lot of Chicago people who are here.
13:42 When the city mafia is blowing through this tournament.
13:44 Oh, I mean, I mean, the rules official, they just stick together.
13:48 It's like you think once in a while.
13:49 I have sources tell me the rules official is was doing drugs
13:52 after the after the round yesterday.
13:55 You have a lot of sources.
13:56 I can't believe you guys even even took the field after the caddy incident.
14:00 That's the standard.
14:01 Well, the guy knows these two guys bailed as quick as someone.
14:05 I had it all.
14:07 Higher out. You can hire.
14:09 And Whitney turtled.
14:10 So that's definitely what you mean.
14:12 You were going to. What do you mean?
14:13 They had a two shot penalty being assessed to Dan that I had done.
14:18 And I was the argument was a one by me.
14:21 And then the argument wasn't one.
14:23 Kevin, he went up and told the guy he needs to have a two shot penalty.
14:26 Also, you can't give a penalty for having a caddy.
14:29 No, I did. Yes.
14:30 He's strong arm.
14:31 This USGA rules official.
14:32 All the kid was doing was looking for some weed.
14:34 Guys, the massive biggest stoolie of all time.
14:36 He's sitting there with his friggin.
14:37 He's got Dave talking to Dave's yelling at him.
14:40 Rubbing himself.
14:41 Dave talks.
14:42 What's crazy is like Kirk being and Whitney suddenly being like,
14:47 oh, you were being mean to the guy.
14:49 I did. I didn't say I did not say that.
14:51 That's another lie.
14:52 I did not say they said you're strong.
14:54 I didn't strong arm.
14:55 I definitely it was illegal.
14:57 What happened?
14:57 I go, why does Jerry allowed to play this whole a million times to be a caddy?
15:01 That's elite. Sounds illegal.
15:02 He's like, well, we gave Brian Walker two shot penalty.
15:06 I'll give him a two shot penalty.
15:07 I'm like, great.
15:08 And then it got overturned.
15:11 And I was like, wait, I thought we agreed on the two shot penalty.
15:15 He goes, Hank overruled me.
15:17 I go, well, who's the who's the rules official?
15:20 So I had won the argument then at that point. Fine.
15:23 So I backed out because I backed out because I in my head, I'm like, dude,
15:28 just go fucking win this thing.
15:29 Why are you letting big cats caddy rattle you?
15:32 And I'm like, what are you doing?
15:33 You just just go win.
15:34 Yeah, I'm worried about anyone else.
15:35 And I and I did back.
15:37 Yeah. Well, then you shouldn't have.
15:38 You're the one who texted me in the morning.
15:40 You shouldn't have got involved.
15:41 I know. So like sometimes you make mistakes and you ponder and reflect.
15:44 And you're like, I kind of fucked up.
15:46 Thank you. Be a man. I did win.
15:47 That's what I said last night.
15:49 Well, you didn't fuck up with me.
15:50 You had I mean, that was a legitimate right.
15:52 If you want to say, correct, you can't you can't.
15:55 You can't penalize somebody two shots because they have a caddy.
15:58 Now what they what they should have done.
16:01 Sorry, but they should have done was say, hey, like, this is kind of bullshit.
16:03 Why can't you penalize somebody?
16:05 Well, then there were other caddies.
16:07 Dante was caddy for final.
16:08 But Dante didn't play the course 9000 times.
16:11 How about Dante yesterday saying to Dave and he's full blown serious.
16:16 Are you in the Illuminati?
16:18 Have you been contacted by the Illuminati?
16:20 And he wasn't joking at all.
16:22 Dave, let me ask you a question.
16:24 When was Dante always like a fucking lunatic?
16:27 There's rumors and I don't want to say it, but he obviously got his brain is not
16:32 that that he never he never came back.
16:34 I think that's true. I do think honestly that that might be the truth
16:39 because everything out of his mouth now is complete insanity.
16:42 You know, he's he's a pure lunatic.
16:45 He used to just be like, you know, DJ party.
16:47 I don't know. He's he's now it's like.
16:50 So I honestly don't know whether I thought he was.
16:53 But he wasn't laughing. He's like, no, no, he's off.
16:56 He's lost it. About all this.
16:59 Yeah, he's he's lost it.
17:01 All right. Like he has a go bag.
17:02 And then I was like, so the weapons and shit at all, like ready to go
17:06 for when the world's the apocalypse happens at any moment.
17:08 Kevin, I asked him,
17:10 I said, who's in the Illuminati?
17:12 And I'm like, is taught with Tom Brady be human?
17:14 He's like, no, no, no, no, no.
17:16 But David, like I'm like, so who is it?
17:20 No, Dave, I don't even know what contact. Yeah.
17:22 He thinks I'm in it.
17:24 I don't even really know what that means.
17:26 I don't know what it sounds like. You just call me.
17:28 He said this before.
17:29 He thinks that like once you got money and and and like, you know,
17:34 we're going on like political shows and getting like a lot of media attention,
17:37 like real media attention.
17:39 He was like, I bet the Illuminati.
17:40 Yeah, it's kind of sounded like the way he was doing it
17:44 was he was just saying I was a Jew.
17:46 He was like you like he's like you're in that group that runs the world
17:51 banks and like everything else.
17:54 And you guys have money and like Hollywood and, you know, Gaza.
17:59 And I'm like, it's wrong.
18:01 All right, Kevin, we'll talk to you later.
18:04 I see him now. He's snap.
18:06 Oh, he's an insane person.
18:09 Yes. I do another read.
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18:56 I'll also say, Kirk, you said something I wasn't expecting.
18:59 You were so embarrassed by your breakdown that you couldn't read comments.
19:03 I thought I couldn't read them.
19:05 I just I was so upset with myself.
19:07 I just didn't want to look.
19:09 I want to remove myself is I've gotten older.
19:12 And, you know, I've had ups and downs.
19:14 And right now, truthfully, like I'm in pretty much of a downspout.
19:16 I think you have some idea, some idea what's going on.
19:18 We texted. Yeah, yeah.
19:20 I don't know. Yeah, I guess.
19:21 I guess. Yeah.
19:22 So I'm definitely a downspout right now.
19:24 I'm sorry. A text of supporting you.
19:27 Trying to not great, but it was fine.
19:29 It was. Yeah, it was fine.
19:30 But but like you talk about.
19:32 Well, I mean, you you you mentioned something.
19:35 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:36 No, it's very nice. You both appreciate that. Wonderful. Wonderful.
19:38 Some of the doubts, but I'm trying to battle through it.
19:41 But like I did not want to watch that video.
19:44 But like this is the show you have to do it. Right.
19:47 When I give you like a Willie, like I blacked out,
19:49 like I don't really remember doing that.
19:51 So I think it's like a study of like, you know, like mental illness.
19:56 Yeah. I'm trying to figure out still at the age of almost 50
19:59 why I'm doing things like this in mini golf tournament.
20:01 I can't figure it out.
20:03 Like there's no reason that self sabotage. Yeah.
20:04 It's there's no reason to do that.
20:06 There's no real reason to do like 10 Cup.
20:08 It may. Yes.
20:09 Sort of like what 10 Cup was trying to hit it on the green.
20:12 He was trying to miss the the whole right.
20:14 10 Cup. Like I was like, I guess it was. Yeah, it was a meltdown.
20:17 I'm sure I was considering doing it 200 times, Kirk,
20:20 and then just taking my ball and running, just running, just going, just taking off.
20:24 You know, you would have having seen that, though, even if that didn't happen.
20:27 And so you caught me like you weren't winning this week.
20:30 Like you were you were going to you weren't winning this week based on that.
20:33 You would have done the mind thing a little.
20:36 Yeah. One thing's a little off this week. Things are a little off.
20:38 So it's like, all right, I'll burn the whole thing down.
20:40 He actually also came up to me and said, well, it's a clip of the tournament.
20:43 That's true. Well, that's what the minute fans are saying.
20:46 They're like, that's our guy.
20:47 Well, I'm here as part of what I'm here for. You got to say.
20:49 Well, he could have smashed Jake Marsh in the temple with his putter
20:52 and the minute fans would have been. Yeah, clip.
20:54 I will say I thought you can play that angle a little bit more.
20:57 But like, well, I was going to win.
20:58 So I'm going to put on the theatrics and do it.
21:00 Oh, it wasn't. No, no, no, no, no. I know.
21:02 No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that.
21:03 That I wouldn't do. I would not. I would not do it.
21:05 Yeah, that's a good to determine. Yeah.
21:07 What else is going on?
21:09 Oh, I don't know.
21:11 I'm running through this tournament right now.
21:13 I guess that's kind of like shot.
21:14 Lee already. Yeah.
21:16 And at this point, it's one of those you're sleeping on already where 20 grand.
21:20 Thank you for the prize. Great prize pool.
21:22 Twenty grand legit.
21:24 It's now it's now the all time biggest choke and bar.
21:29 How how how much has Marty made up on you?
21:31 He made up. I bet you three shots on yesterday.
21:35 I think I don't know.
21:36 Yeah, back in he was nine back at the start of the round.
21:38 Marty Marty went a hole in one on a par four and then a hole in one on a
21:41 holes in a row.
21:42 And the last few holes.
21:43 Probably the only problem I would say about this course, which is very nice,
21:46 is that there's not a lot of big scores to be made by Whitney at this point.
21:50 It's gonna be hard to blow.
21:51 If he blows this lead, it is a monumental choke.
21:54 I would I would wonder if the people watching the mini golf would
21:58 and Jeff Delo mentioned if it's stuck on the wall or against something
22:01 like no moving it with the putter.
22:03 Like you're playing it as it lies everywhere.
22:05 And maybe in real golf, you hit it out of bounds at the two shot penalty.
22:08 Maybe here it's a two shot penalty as opposed to just the one
22:11 like trying to make it a little harder.
22:13 It's also not really.
22:14 You know, did you figure out the guy when you're building your own
22:16 family, I thought you over and.
22:18 He doesn't work for us.
22:20 I took a very I think he's a curtain guy.
22:23 Yeah. Have you seen that clip?
22:25 No, I was. I didn't know what was show the clip.
22:28 Turn the volume up. Turn the volume.
22:30 I actually did see it. Good.
22:31 Because it literally like I'm pretty much.
22:34 I didn't even hear him say anything.
22:36 Oh, fuck me in the face.
22:39 So, you know, pause it again real quick here, guys.
22:43 So, you know, you're in some trouble here.
22:46 Yeah, but it's a par four and you're above the car shot or two above the cut.
22:50 Correct. OK, so what are you thinking here?
22:52 I was going to just kind of like I was.
22:54 Yeah. Put it even go backwards. Maybe. Yeah.
22:56 Could have made par. Yeah.
22:57 It's a par four. It's a par four.
22:58 Very easily. If you go backwards, you make me hear this guy.
23:02 People went around it.
23:10 That's like is that him? Yeah. Oh.
23:11 So what do you say? Hold on. Sorry. Rewind it.
23:13 Oh, look.
23:14 Is that a hammer it off a hill?
23:17 Rewind. I went around it.
23:19 Two people went around it. Yeah. So.
23:27 Oh, hey, that's like if you're driving shotgun
23:33 and you're at a light, you're like, hey, go, no one's coming.
23:36 You get drilled by a car.
23:38 And here I'm right away.
23:40 Go, thanks, guy.
23:41 And rewind it. Play the.
23:43 I will say, though, if I hold on one second, if I can defend this guy slightly,
23:46 you didn't you didn't give a lot of thought to it after he said that.
23:48 Well, he said he's like just pressing the gas again.
23:50 Well, yeah, two guys. Sounds good to me.
23:53 He said to like, hey, two guys made around.
23:56 But rewind the whole thing right as I'm like.
23:58 So so you would have.
23:59 So if this guy was never born, you would have just gone sideways. Correct.
24:02 I had to see my arms like I can't do it this way.
24:05 I throw my arms up and then he's like two guys have done it,
24:08 which I don't think is that true.
24:10 It's on a T2 now.
24:11 It's going up in the air right when you hit it.
24:14 Two guys did what went that way?
24:16 Two people went around it.
24:23 I like this guy.
24:24 Listen, OK.
24:26 But you say, thanks, buddy.
24:31 Thanks, guy.
24:31 Hey, guy.
24:32 And every I kept being like, who is that guy?
24:35 Every time he was 30 yards, he go further away from me.
24:38 So we didn't we didn't even get a we didn't even get a video of him.
24:44 Nobody doesn't know what he looks like.
24:46 Do you remember his face? Yeah.
24:47 Was he the guy in the overalls?
24:49 He I know. I did see that.
24:50 There's a guy in the overalls.
24:51 And no, he never said his name.
24:53 I'm like, I was like, who are you?
24:55 Never. And then a couple other producers showed me the other shots.
24:59 He was talking about they weren't even remotely like PFT was kind of in there.
25:03 I was already like over it on the other side.
25:05 And yeah, yeah, I thought that cost me the tournament.
25:08 I thought you after that and I saw you yesterday.
25:10 I thought you would be in Miami today.
25:12 I tried. You know, you did try. Yeah. Yeah.
25:14 Well, Spider was trying every time the planes are going too quick.
25:18 I couldn't get out.
25:18 I can't take commercial because I have miss Peaches, so I got to get a flight.
25:22 I am going today.
25:23 So yeah, I was trying.
25:26 I mean, I guess I don't know.
25:28 I played OK.
25:30 That's a good second round until that blow up.
25:33 I was like nine or ten under.
25:34 But your take is that because we're using real putters in a real ball,
25:38 I would prefer to use the rubber.
25:39 But no, which I understand.
25:41 Yeah, I agree with that.
25:42 And many goals. Many goals. Yeah, that's many golf.
25:44 And that's when I've done better.
25:46 But I also like
25:49 like windmills and more things that are like traditional.
25:52 What a correct little you do it on your for a lot for water into like this.
25:57 This is just there's more putt putt.
25:59 Yeah, I think there is. That's fair.
26:01 Which I think
26:02 I play a ton of golf. I'm not a good putter.
26:05 But like this really helps me and this is correct.
26:08 It's golf. This is any golf doesn't help golfers like most many golfers.
26:12 You have holes that are on.
26:13 You have to roll up a mountain castle.
26:16 Yeah. Yes. Like they're on hills there.
26:18 This is just straight putting. Yes.
26:20 Which is more in Arizona was was more traditional.
26:23 Yeah, it was a tournament.
26:25 Where the Hamptons was more. Yeah. Like a hybrid.
26:27 Yeah, right. Because we're making the course.
26:29 But you need like we should decorate existing mini golf courses.
26:34 And yeah, there's got to be stuff where there's multiple things fall down there.
26:38 There's there's
26:39 like, again, a lot of holes get a water hazard in here.
26:43 No. And almost every minute golf, you got to put up a hill.
26:45 And if you doesn't go in, it rolls back down.
26:48 There's not much of that here except for the toilet one. Yeah.
26:50 But that one's the easiest hole in the course.
26:52 For me, it has been other guys.
26:53 Other people have really struggled.
26:54 I think really yesterday, right?
26:55 We what the toilet when you missed yesterday, right?
26:58 Yeah. I didn't get it up on the third round.
27:00 Oh, Jay's dead, too, by the way. I saw that. Who cares?
27:04 Yeah, it's a wild life.
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28:03 I don't love.
28:04 Oh, by the way, congratulations on Yukon.
28:06 I haven't seen you since then.
28:07 It was a good hit.
28:07 I know I got it. I don't love the Sheffler.
28:09 Why is golf is so Dan's bet so hard to as true on Yukon on Yukon.
28:15 Yeah, I mean, I was a great bet, but it's doing it to win money.
28:18 And he told you so much earlier.
28:20 But here's the thing on that.
28:21 And then I talked about if I took his bet when it was 14 to one,
28:25 I would have made far less money because I never would have put 600 grand.
28:29 You wouldn't have had to. It's 14 to one.
28:31 Yeah. A max at that early in the season on a future.
28:34 The max I know I will do 100.
28:36 Yeah. Fifty. And that's a big bet.
28:38 Like I could bet Yukon right now at 14 one again.
28:42 But and I was getting ready to do it.
28:44 But I'm not going to put 200 because at that point in the season,
28:47 your guy can get hurt. You have no fucking clue what's.
28:49 They weren't.
28:49 They weren't doing what they did in the tourney at that point.
28:52 I didn't believe in them at that.
28:54 Like when the tourney started, like this team cannot be beat.
28:57 There's so much better.
28:58 What a crazy, almost kind of like ruin the tournament.
29:02 How much better they are.
29:04 Two years in a row. They didn't win.
29:05 They're ruining for me.
29:07 Nothing that they're ruining for me.
29:08 Like zero final four drama.
29:10 They they were there that much better. Yeah.
29:12 How how are they like?
29:13 How is nobody's ever been that?
29:15 I've also never understood how stores Connecticut can build this like me, too.
29:18 That's another. Yeah, I don't know.
29:20 You know, it's a middle. Yeah, it's a middle.
29:21 And there's actually somebody might have been somebody from Barstool tweeted.
29:24 How did this happen?
29:25 And then there was an there's an article. Yeah, Tommy.
29:27 All right. Same question.
29:29 And I guess there's an article in The Athletic
29:31 talking about exactly how it all came to be.
29:33 But yes, stores, they're not good at anything else.
29:36 It's not great just that.
29:38 I mean, they're not there's no one even close.
29:40 There's six championships.
29:41 Duke is three since 2000 Carolina or Kansas three.
29:46 But those are the blue blood. They're not even close.
29:48 I mean, the Emmy, it's not even like competition.
29:50 No, but the thing with the thing with Sheffler's, I get it.
29:52 But like, you know, golf is way different.
29:54 Like Sheffler's, that makes me like it more.
29:56 Really? Yeah. Yeah.
29:58 Because I really agree to get he's that good.
30:01 He's like golf is so.
30:02 But like I know. But but that.
30:04 But then how are those odds there?
30:06 Because he's like he's been, you know, crazy dominant. Right.
30:10 But but that means he's also won what?
30:12 Three times in the last year.
30:14 Yeah. But was the last time there was a favor?
30:16 The last time there was a favorite like this was Tiger.
30:18 And he won easy. But he's not Tiger, though.
30:20 He's hitting it like Tiger in his heyday.
30:22 Not putting his strokes gain, which is golf nerd speak insane.
30:26 He's like Pete Tiger.
30:28 But I'm not a golf guy.
30:30 I said, but the odds were so alarming and talking to people.
30:34 They're like, there's no way he's 450.
30:36 Yeah, there's no way he's not going to be in the top.
30:39 He'll be in the mix.
30:39 That I think so.
30:40 You can always hedge out. That's OK. Yeah.
30:42 That's right. About 300. Yeah.
30:44 I think betting 200 bucks for normal people out there is not worth it.
30:49 But when you're that when it's that heavy, like the win is so big
30:52 that it almost is. Does that make sense? How does that work?
30:54 So let's say he's let's just say for arguments like he's third
30:56 Saturday afternoon, it would certainly matter how many three shots.
31:00 Three shots back.
31:01 I don't know enough about golf.
31:06 Yeah, he's three shots off.
31:07 It's got this so many who's ahead of him is nobody or is it like
31:10 where are they finish? Yeah, I get that.
31:13 So I think of the hedge part of it. That's actually fair.
31:15 Would you ever hedge?
31:17 It all depends on the number.
31:19 Yeah, probably not.
31:22 I always think they want you to hedge.
31:24 So Jack told me never, ever take the buy.
31:28 No, it said never, ever.
31:31 It's the most obvious. I'm sorry.
31:32 When you're down, you say you want to get out of a bet.
31:34 He's like, no, the most obvious answer of all time.
31:37 But they don't offer you.
31:38 It's like there's a reason why.
31:40 Well, and you take even money on blackjack at a casino, which a lot of people do.
31:44 It's against you.
31:46 The odds are against you.
31:47 But it's like a safe move.
31:49 But no casino, no sports book, nobody in the history of the world.
31:52 The house never is like, hey, we're going to be nice to you.
31:55 So here's this offer.
31:56 They have it.
31:56 But if you but if you have a million dollar winner coming in,
32:00 the biote is 900 grand.
32:02 You're like, all right, I just like a hundred grand is a lot of money.
32:06 It just doesn't feel like a lot of money because you're getting a million.
32:08 Yeah. The weird thing about golf is, though, like you can also get the lousy draw.
32:12 Like you get lousy weather mooring.
32:14 Like, you know, you just don't know. Yeah.
32:15 I mean, yeah, there's no doubt about that.
32:17 But we'll see. I mean, I wouldn't made the bet if I wasn't playing with house money
32:21 right now. That's true.
32:22 But, you know, put together, you became or become like that was the biggest bet.
32:26 It's the biggest win I've had.
32:28 No, but like, wasn't it the biggest bet online from from any book?
32:32 Yeah, that seems to be the case. Oh, is that true?
32:35 Yeah. You're like mattress Mac guy now.
32:37 You look the same, too.
32:39 What do you mean?
32:39 You don't mattress Mac like the guy from year old dude.
32:42 Yeah. The whole guy, Houston. Yeah. Yeah.
32:44 No, he does it.
32:46 He may. I like mattress Mac.
32:48 He generally is doing his bets tied into his furniture company
32:52 where he's not. He wins either way.
32:56 Yeah. Oh, oh, it's like it's like, hey, the place in Boston.
32:59 Yeah. Jordan's. Yeah.
33:01 Like the free throws in the World Series.
33:03 And we caught it. Right. Yeah.
33:05 He generally does that and has insurance.
33:07 So it's a win win for him. Generally speaking.
33:10 Are you circling around anything else?
33:12 No, no, no.
33:13 I want some action on the masters.
33:14 And again, sounds like Scotty will be everyone's like, oh, it's wise.
33:17 Anyone like lights not supposed to go into labor for three weeks and the first baby.
33:21 Dan, I talked to him.
33:23 He's Dan said first babies don't come early.
33:26 So I'm not worried about the baby.
33:27 Did your research. I think first baby.
33:29 You better you better do your research.
33:30 You bet. And 300.
33:31 I also also if he's up three shots on Sunday, I have a 14th hole.
33:35 He's not fucking leaving.
33:36 If she labor, it's like the movies where somebody goes on labor.
33:39 They have a baby 20 minutes later.
33:41 I'm not familiar with it, but don't think so.
33:44 Don't you think like if you're going to blame a three shot lead,
33:47 you haven't even teed off Sunday and she goes, you think she'd be like, no, stay in.
33:51 When that's selfish, she could just not even tell him.
33:53 She goes to have the baby in Augusta, the hospital.
33:57 He could be there in the morning and tee off in the afternoon.
33:58 Or you just have the baby flyers up.
34:01 He thinks that she's in labor.
34:03 He's wearing the green jacket.
34:04 First picture, green jacket.
34:05 She's there. Baby, I think she's there.
34:07 Oh, not having a baby.
34:08 No one's had a start at the course.
34:10 Trust me. I'll make a bet.
34:12 No, I think they I think they I think I saw her.
34:14 Why can't you?
34:15 You can't fly when you're that close to give. Why?
34:17 I think it's actually I think it's actually almost like an old.
34:20 I don't think that's actually.
34:20 That's like you can't go on your phone on a plane.
34:23 I think turning on your fucking phone on airplanes a little different
34:26 than your water breaking at 30000 feet.
34:29 Maybe it is a wives tale.
34:30 I believe the last absolutely no factual basis.
34:34 Well, neither do you talk to Dan.
34:35 Well, you know, I'm talking about I'm going by doctor saying, hey, Brie,
34:39 you can't fly this month.
34:41 What I'm saying is I think that's because you have they're afraid
34:44 you break your water and you don't have someone to deliver the baby.
34:47 But if you have the deliver the baby on the plane, you're good to go.
34:49 What would you have?
34:50 But you're comparing it to playing Candy Crush on your phone on the plane.
34:53 That's not even close.
34:55 Either way, there's no way this guy is walking away if he's leaving on Sunday.
34:58 The fuck I agree.
34:59 No, I agree. No chance.
35:01 I agree. Comparing it to Candy Crush.
35:03 We understood. I understand.
35:04 He doesn't understand. I don't think I'm like, you know, well, go try me.
35:06 If you'd like to try and make him go ahead.
35:08 When they say you can crash a plane by turning your phone on.
35:11 That's bullshit wives tale.
35:12 Just like you can't fly when you're pregnant.
35:14 Wives tale.
35:14 I'm not sure, but I think you're right.
35:17 But but she's also not close to having a baby either. Agreed.
35:19 Like I will say if she goes to labor now, it might be a concern.
35:22 So maybe he does leave.
35:24 If it's a mother for the first round or you shoot.
35:26 She's not going to. She's not due till the end of April.
35:29 Yeah, if you shoot 74 on the first round, then.
35:31 Yeah. OK. Yeah.
35:32 You like inducer. I'm coming home. Right.
35:33 It looks so good.
35:35 What what is Sheffler tee off day one?
35:38 Yeah. Well, everything got pushed back a few hours.
35:41 But it said it starts and
35:43 bless you.
35:45 Bless you. Thank you. I appreciate that.
35:46 God bless you.
35:47 It's more like Sheffler.
35:48 You know why you say bless you when you sneeze?
35:50 Yeah, because stop breathing.
35:51 Then your heart stops.
35:52 That's an old wife. That's an old wife.
35:54 That a wives tale, too.
35:55 Yeah, it's all. No way.
35:56 All the wives tale, too. Yes, it is.
35:58 I'm the biggest wives tale guy.
36:00 You can't go blind by masturbating either.
36:02 True. It's bullshit.
36:03 What about looking into the eclipse?
36:05 Did you know that's a wives tale
36:08 that that if you looked at the eclipse with no glass?
36:10 Yeah, you're going to burn your eyes off.
36:11 Twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve hour time.
36:12 If you look at the sun, it hurts your eyes at all times.
36:16 All the time.
36:17 So like there were Miss Peaches didn't look at this.
36:20 They said everyone was saying, keep the dogs inside during that.
36:23 She may be getting repped by I hate agents,
36:25 but I'm in some conversations with WME.
36:28 Really? Yeah. Wow.
36:31 This is like a sitcom or something.
36:33 He's saying that that even the agents wouldn't take their cut.
36:36 Like every single penny made would go to charity.
36:38 So why would the agents do it? Right.
36:40 Because it makes them look at their name out there.
36:41 Yeah, it makes it look good.
36:42 Like I I'm trying to work.
36:44 Shout out Hershey's.
36:46 They make icebreakers gum, which almost murder.
36:49 Well, we haven't talked.
36:51 We did feed me. You did feed her the stuff.
36:53 No, I didn't. So what happened?
36:55 She broke into it on whose watch.
36:58 She was in my house.
37:01 So it's not up top on a table or down on the floor on a table.
37:04 I didn't know gum was bad for dogs that gum.
37:06 I thought it was good, though.
37:08 I didn't think she was going to get into.
37:10 I know that time out.
37:11 If you see chocolate sitting on a counter,
37:13 I would remove that before I leave the house.
37:15 Do you think it makes sense for a dog to have gum?
37:17 Like intellectually, I would think this is good.
37:20 Right. Intellectual.
37:21 Just like just just a common sense thing.
37:23 Like, like, feed my dog.
37:24 Actually, I thought it was a wife's tale.
37:26 I just want to feed my dog.
37:27 I didn't feed it.
37:28 What you let it happen, though.
37:30 It was on your watch.
37:31 If this dog had died, it would have been you would have been done.
37:33 Oh, I was.
37:35 I know you had to call.
37:36 That would have been the end of Hershey's.
37:37 I'll tell you that.
37:38 But in the end of you, I think you have to take our story really bad.
37:41 Yeah, it would have been really bad.
37:42 Would you?
37:42 How long would you take a couple of months?
37:43 How many? How many?
37:44 They were sold their Instagram.
37:45 What percentage of the Minifans do you think we're rooting for her to die?
37:48 Oh, not much.
37:49 Like 72, 74%.
37:51 They still send me like Stella when she died.
37:54 They would send me like gifts of her dying.
37:56 Yeah, that's me.
37:57 Did I reach out for Miss Peaches?
37:59 Yeah, you did.
38:00 Yeah, I did.
38:01 You know, I didn't.
38:03 I'll tell you.
38:03 But this guy can do I got we want to talk.
38:06 You want to talk sources and what?
38:08 Yeah, I did.
38:09 Here, but he walked in first thing you do.
38:11 Hey, Miss Peaches, he's FaceTime in with his wife.
38:13 Like she's obsessed with her.
38:15 I I chirped you like I still kind of chirp you, but I got to walk a little.
38:21 It's a it's a beautiful dog.
38:24 Let me pet the dog.
38:24 Great dog.
38:25 She's a great dog.
38:27 She's a great, great dog.
38:29 She's wildly popular.
38:30 It's insane.
38:30 He says that she would get recognized anywhere walking with a stranger.
38:35 That's not true.
38:35 I said, same.
38:36 How much do you want to make a bet?
38:38 That if right now you said if right now you grab Liam and you walk down,
38:41 he walks on the street, you think she's getting stopped by out of ten people.
38:45 How many are you saying?
38:47 I would say maybe one.
38:48 You say she gets stopped once if you go for a long walk with a rake.
38:51 We say like, she won't can't go anywhere.
38:53 They like getting the counted like she is getting hounded without you.
38:57 I don't know.
38:57 Help me.
38:58 Wouldn't be as much.
38:59 How close?
38:59 How close is she to to us losing Miss Peaches during this whole process?
39:04 Oh, yeah.
39:04 She never showed signs of being sick.
39:08 I think we got it early.
39:10 The vets were very, very.
39:12 So basically, I get home.
39:15 I wasn't gone that long.
39:16 The pack of gum, it wasn't packed.
39:18 It was in one of those containers like the icebreaker.
39:20 Yeah. Like plastic.
39:21 It's like it's bad gum, too.
39:23 I've never liked icebreaker.
39:25 She breaks into it.
39:26 I just check because gum with humans, if you swallow, it's like,
39:29 how long is this going to be in her belly?
39:31 Still not a good thing to Google.
39:33 Sometimes Google can get it's like whatever they say.
39:35 Everything's bad.
39:37 Make a couple of phone calls to research.
39:38 Turns out, get her to the ER right away.
39:40 They made her throw up 25 pieces.
39:42 She ate.
39:43 They were nervous.
39:44 She had 25 pieces.
39:45 Yeah, they were nervous at the ER, but they just put her on fluids.
39:49 So it's like her blood sugar drops so quick for dogs.
39:54 And so many people reached out being like, yeah, our dog died or had to go surgery.
39:58 Whatever. It was shocking.
39:59 But she was in there for 48 hours just but she never showed signs of
40:04 being sick because they had her thing.
40:06 And she loves everybody.
40:07 She enjoyed the vet.
40:09 Like they let her off.
40:10 She was on the thing.
40:11 She was great.
40:12 Even like here.
40:12 She likes greeting people.
40:13 The very friend loves people saying hello.
40:16 So she was good.
40:18 How about the guy, the original owner trying to get back in the mail?
40:21 What a dirt bag.
40:22 What's your top of this yesterday?
40:23 What's going on?
40:24 So was it Vegas?
40:26 No, no.
40:26 This is like when a kid ends up becoming an NFL prospect and the dad's like,
40:30 hey, that's my son.
40:31 That's literally what happened.
40:32 So all of a sudden, it's like it's getting I'm getting tagged on her page.
40:36 Pictures of her as a puppy.
40:37 I'm like, that's her.
40:38 I can tell it's her.
40:39 It's like if Dave doesn't respond, I'm just going to keep posting pictures.
40:43 So what's the fine?
40:44 I want to see her as a puppy.
40:45 Who cares?
40:46 But I saw I'm like, what do you want?
40:48 He's like, I'm the original owner.
40:50 I have a birth certificate.
40:51 Here's pictures.
40:52 And he's like, I right away.
40:54 He's like, I didn't mean to sell her to a hoarder.
40:56 It's like, what the fuck you talking about?
40:57 I was like, how do you not know you sold her to a hoarder?
41:00 He's like, well, they lied like any change the phone number right away.
41:05 So so you didn't know back research.
41:07 And by the way, you crop the years like an asshole.
41:10 So this guy is just a piece of shit.
41:11 He's like, I want to see her again.
41:12 I want to meet.
41:13 It's like doing that, right?
41:13 No fucking chance.
41:15 No, it's like, buddy, I hate you.
41:17 He's like, let me try.
41:19 He's like, I want to try to talk to Lifeline, the shelter,
41:22 try to get the information of the hoarder.
41:24 It's like I want no part.
41:25 She came from a pit bull crew in Vegas.
41:28 I saw her parents.
41:29 They look like they're all hopped up on steroids.
41:31 It's just when people say there's no such thing as bad dogs, bad owners.
41:35 There's a lot of bad people owners.
41:37 And you can see now she survived.
41:39 But the way they're treated, the drugs they're on, the way they're bred,
41:43 the way their ship sold, it sucks.
41:45 If you gave a shit about a dog and you're selling it, you're looking a little into
41:49 who's 100% when you said what you say the ears, they cropped them.
41:53 He did that or who he sold it to.
41:55 Did he did it?
41:56 And what they're already mean, exactly.
41:57 Was that we cut the ears just for like, look, cut them off.
42:00 Yeah.
42:01 Her ears have ears.
42:02 That's why her ears look like that.
42:03 Yeah. No, her ears are clipped.
42:04 They're not like floppy.
42:06 Oh, she'd have big floppy.
42:08 Yeah. Yeah.
42:09 So why would you do that?
42:11 It's just it's fucking just for look.
42:13 But like looks.
42:14 Why? Because they're bringing them all these stupid dog shows for like pit bull owners.
42:18 Like, why are you fighting so they can't grab?
42:21 Why do you want this?
42:22 Oh, I don't know.
42:23 Like there's pictures of the parents like in these guys all tatted up and like shaved
42:28 and like on these chains or big chains around the like the puppies here.
42:33 It's just it's stupid.
42:35 That's crazy.
42:36 Jesus.
42:36 It's like an accessory.
42:37 It's like a tough guy accessory.
42:39 And that's that's the look.
42:40 So the irony is, of course, she was to death was when you had her and she had.
42:44 Oh, I don't know about that.
42:45 Seems I don't know about that.
42:47 She's living a pretty good life.
42:48 I would say so, though.
42:49 She seemed very popular.
42:50 She is a mega star, a mega star.
42:53 And she's going to sign with an agent.
42:54 Well, we're put together.
42:56 Maybe I don't want to spoil it, but an idea that would be actually super cool.
42:59 Can you give us any idea?
43:01 Come on, give us some name show.
43:04 I don't want someone to steal the idea before I.
43:06 Well, if she's that popular and that big, you can't.
43:09 Yeah, you can.
43:10 How? I'll tell you off air.
43:12 OK, OK. All right.
43:14 Sorry. Sorry, everyone at home.
43:16 By the way, I will say before we go, this will be the biggest collapse
43:19 in Barstool competitive history if Whitney doesn't win.
43:21 Yep. In agreement.
43:24 In Greg Norman at Augusta.
43:25 I was that's the thing about the course.
43:27 There's not much I would watch, by the way.
43:29 I rewatched my blow up and it wasn't that.
43:33 So maybe it wasn't that bad of an original putt.
43:36 It also remember the pot like, but also remember you could have very easily
43:40 if that guy didn't say anything, you just made a four there.
43:42 You know, I just watch the original shot.
43:44 It's like it's the left.
43:46 Yeah, it's like the yeah, the whatever thing, the left thing,
43:51 which and I had one over there, whatever I played poorly.
43:54 Took me a while to get in a groove.
43:55 But anything else with.
43:57 Let's see here.
43:59 Yeah, we look at the sheets.
44:00 I mean, you are the host, Kirk.
44:02 Yeah, I understand.
44:03 I mean, we've gone through a lot of stuff here.
44:05 What do you want to talk about?
44:06 Look at Mincy taking a nap.
44:07 I'm not interested in that, if I'm being honest.
44:09 Billy football running for like that's like legit.
44:12 Yeah, Dan was saying he thinks he's going to become deep state,
44:16 like he could be a guy they zero in on.
44:18 Like you want to talk a little bit?
44:20 Not to be like, he's vulnerable.
44:21 We can control this guy and make him president.
44:23 If you get into politics that young with the following he has, I saw he's got
44:27 like 400,000 followers and nobody that young is getting in that or take
44:31 that everything that we know about him aside and just look at a picture of him.
44:36 He looks like I've ever spoken to him.
44:38 Have you?
44:39 Yeah, he looks like he'd be a political.
44:41 Like, yeah, he looks like a guy like Homeland.
44:43 Yeah, his face.
44:44 Well, what's that movie?
44:45 Manchurian candidate.
44:46 That could be him.
44:46 That's him.
44:47 Right. Yeah.
44:48 The whole time he's been.
44:49 But he went to a good school.
44:50 So maybe Williams played football.
44:53 Williams, conservative.
44:55 He may win this.
44:56 He's somebody the part of a rich kid growing up.
44:58 Yeah, 100%.
44:59 He looks like somebody is the district conservative.
45:01 Yeah.
45:02 Santos is.
45:04 Oh, that's right.
45:05 Santos just endorsed him.
45:07 That's a big endorsement.
45:08 So why would you want that endorsement?
45:09 I don't think you would.
45:10 That's like that's like having all your liquor.
45:13 It was funny.
45:13 The nation somewhere.
45:14 It was funny.
45:15 He was asked that Trump question in an interview, though.
45:17 That was a brilliant answer.
45:18 I don't look at that.
45:18 Is this straight up?
45:20 You're the president.
45:21 It's fucking terrifying.
45:22 And maybe it maybe people smile is unbelievable.
45:25 So want to be in politics?
45:27 You got to be like, he's that crazy, I guess.
45:30 Yeah.
45:32 What was the one thing we were just saying that we didn't talk about yet?
45:34 Fuck. Oh,
45:38 Brandon has lifetime two tickets to the Masters,
45:42 to the Masters every day of the Masters.
45:44 He never goes.
45:44 He hasn't been.
45:45 No, he never goes.
45:46 It's his birthday this weekend.
45:47 He's like, I don't want to go.
45:48 He doesn't want to go.
45:49 I don't understand why.
45:49 I don't know.
45:50 But oh, well, last year, too, he's like, it's to every day at the Masters
45:54 every year. That's like I went last year and he's like, I don't want to go.
45:57 He's like, the weather wasn't great.
45:58 But why?
45:59 By the way, I went to the Masters.
46:00 I like it was nice to see.
46:02 I know you got I'm not a golf guy.
46:03 Like, it's a great.
46:04 You weren't.
46:04 I thought you were actually.
46:05 No.
46:06 Then I remember you saying how amazing it was.
46:08 No, we didn't really.
46:10 I had that one story of I had to go do.
46:15 We were doing a show next door and I asked the guy what time it was.
46:19 And he goes, time stands still at the mass.
46:22 Fucking a right.
46:23 Wow.
46:24 That's right.
46:25 Quite literally.
46:26 I believe it.
46:26 He was wearing a watch because you can't bring in your cell phone.
46:29 So I had no idea what time it was.
46:31 I had to be back.
46:32 I go, excuse me, sir.
46:33 Do you know the time wearing the watch?
46:35 You won't tell me the time.
46:36 He didn't tell me.
46:37 Time stands still at the Masters.
46:39 That's right.
46:40 I know it's hard to go to.
46:41 I don't care if you don't even play or watch golf.
46:43 I think anyone that goes would say that was an unreal.
46:46 I think it's a great experience ever.
46:48 Two dollar beers.
46:49 So there's three things.
46:51 No phones is good there.
46:52 You know what?
46:52 The no phone thing is great.
46:53 Yeah, there's three things.
46:55 There's three events.
46:55 There's two others that it reminds me of.
46:57 Derby?
46:58 Nope.
46:59 Nothing like Derby.
47:00 Derby is can be a little trashy.
47:03 That's true.
47:03 History.
47:04 Keeneland.
47:05 The horse track.
47:05 Yes.
47:06 Very similar vibes there.
47:07 And you guys won't maybe get this one, but Talladega.
47:12 Really?
47:13 And you just said the Derby's trashy.
47:16 But the Talladega, it is trashy, but there's an element to it.
47:20 When you go to the Masters around the Masters, Washington,
47:24 so that's hooters and strip clubs.
47:27 So, yeah, the Augusta is the math.
47:30 That's all there is.
47:31 So you go to Talladega.
47:33 It's a middle of nowhere.
47:34 The fine.
47:34 And it's a history of this sport that's very ingrained and cool.
47:39 And there's just something.
47:41 So like Masters is the pinnacle.
47:44 For golf, it's like you feel like the history of it, that Talladega,
47:49 you do Keeneland, the horse track you do.
47:52 There's something the Keeneland like gift shop is like a replica
47:56 of the Masters.
47:57 Just very similar.
47:58 Those three vibes are kind of all similar to me, which I think
48:02 I do like I'm not a golf guy like you guys are.
48:05 Right.
48:06 Like, what do you do when you go?
48:07 You know, the most fun I've ever had at a golf was following
48:11 Renner.
48:11 Yeah.
48:12 With the Renner's Army.
48:13 Yeah.
48:14 Like following a guy every step of the way.
48:15 But sitting there like I hated.
48:17 No, I didn't hate.
48:18 It was nice to see the 16th hole credible, but I don't know.
48:23 I'm talking at waste management, but I have a desire to go
48:26 back to that Masters.
48:27 I saw it.
48:28 I have no desire.
48:29 It's like for golf.
48:30 It was like a temple.
48:30 Like, what do you how do you guys enjoy it?
48:32 I follow somebody around, and then we find the spot, and we
48:36 watch everybody go through.
48:37 Yeah.
48:37 It's tough to watch from.
48:39 I don't know.
48:39 Yeah.
48:40 Yeah.
48:40 I guess maybe I'm wrong that if you're not a golf fan, you
48:43 kind of be like, what's the big deal?
48:45 So I'm a golf nut, but it was just it is under our beer.
48:49 No phone.
48:49 Like the nicest golf course in the world.
48:52 Yeah.
48:52 I guess maybe again for me as a sports fan, I want to see
48:56 it. But I actually would if you said you could go back to
49:01 Talladega or go back to Talladega, I go back to Talladega.
49:04 Did you respect how they ran the place, though?
49:06 Yeah.
49:07 It's like it's insane how they run it.
49:09 Those green jacket guys run around.
49:10 Oh, yeah.
49:11 I remember going in the bathroom and he go one or two, one
49:13 or two. One or two.
49:14 That's what the guy says.
49:15 Yeah.
49:15 Two shakes and keep it moving.
49:17 Two shakes and keep it moving.
49:18 No, I respect it.
49:19 But I do think if you're not like, I mean, I get that.
49:22 Like Frankie was waving his shirt.
49:24 I think it was Sergio.
49:26 The 2017.
49:27 I think that's when we were there.
49:28 Frankie's unreal.
49:30 I mentioned last night we were having a drink.
49:33 He was kind of retelling his story how he got the bar.
49:37 So it's a great one.
49:37 Like how Nate helped him for the interview.
49:39 And then he's talking about Dave and what Dave's done for
49:41 him. And he starts crying.
49:43 He's crying, having a cry.
49:45 And he's like, I'm a crier.
49:46 It wasn't a huge cry, but he just gets so emotional.
49:48 I love Dave.
49:49 I fired Barely.
49:50 I fired him.
49:51 He said, I don't know, because my dad won't give me my job
49:55 back.
49:55 It's a place.
49:56 I was talking about his dad's doing well, too, by the way.
49:59 Yeah.
49:59 Yeah.
50:00 Yeah.
50:00 Happy for him.
50:01 Yes.
50:01 Anything else, boys?
50:02 No, no, we're good.
50:05 Maybe good.
50:06 Yep.
50:06 Heading back.
50:07 Fine.
50:07 I got to get back to the warm weather.
50:09 Oh, I'm going to the Frozen Four tomorrow.
50:11 Michigan.
50:12 Michigan, BC, BU, Denver.
50:14 Michigan, a big underdog.
50:16 The only one is not.
50:17 They're an underdog, but people are overlooking them big
50:21 time. But I was actually amazed.
50:22 Michigan has two national titles in the last 66 years.
50:26 They're in the final four every year.
50:28 I was in school for both those years.
50:30 Oh, yeah.
50:33 Old tender.
50:33 98.
50:34 They want it.
50:34 They were in 96.
50:36 Yeah.
50:36 That was a guy for the Stars.
50:38 But I mean, Brendan Morrison was there.
50:41 Yeah, they had a very good.
50:43 But the college hockey is getting way bigger.
50:45 It's on today.
50:46 The semifinals.
50:47 I'll be at the finals.
50:48 Hopefully BU's in it.
50:49 But it's nice to see you.
50:50 This has been a great event.
50:51 And don't blow it.
50:52 Don't fucking blow it.
50:54 Are you rooting for me or no?
50:56 Yeah.
50:57 Trivia is your last crown.
50:59 Yeah.
51:01 And I don't even know if they're in the playoffs right now.
51:04 We have a guaranteed buy into the second round.
51:08 Oh, they're from because of Olivia.
51:10 Live because of Dave and Dan going rogue.
51:13 Thank you for that.
51:14 You're welcome.
51:14 So I need the Minislam is on serious life support.
51:19 It's been fed a lot of gum.
51:21 It is.
51:22 It's not good.
51:24 It's not the Minislam.
51:25 A lot of gum.
51:26 Not good.
51:27 Oh, shit.
51:28 We'll be back.
51:28 We'll be back.
51:29 All right.