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00:00 *musique*
00:30 *cri de douleur*
00:31 *coup de feu*
00:32 *rires*
00:34 *musique*
00:43 - Quitte moving, will ya?
00:45 *musique*
00:49 - Wow! For the love of...
00:51 You know, they have products for this problem.
00:53 *musique*
01:20 *coup de poing*
01:21 *coup de feu*
01:23 *musique*
01:50 *coup de feu*
01:51 - Oh! What are you doing?
01:53 - Just helping out.
01:54 - I'd rather you didn't.
01:56 Ow! That hurt.
01:58 *coup de feu*
02:00 - But mom...
02:02 - But nothing, missy. You know the rules.
02:04 You broke your curfew.
02:06 - Ah...
02:08 *musique*
02:11 - Ah!
02:12 But... this is completely unfair.
02:15 - Unfair or not, neither is really my concern.
02:17 You're grounded, young lady, until further notice.
02:20 - Grounded?
02:22 - Oh! Looks like my big sister's been very, very naughty.
02:26 I don't know how you put up with all her shenanigans, mom.
02:28 I really don't.
02:30 - Cram it, fungus toes!
02:32 *musique*
02:37 - But... you can't ground me!
02:39 - And why not?
02:41 - Well, I... I have to...
02:44 Oh, I know! I have activities to do for school.
02:47 Hundreds, as a matter of fact.
02:49 - Nice try, dear.
02:51 But you're still grounded.
02:53 - Come on, mom!
02:55 You know I get stir-crazy if I can't leave the house for more than 30 minutes.
02:59 - Too bad, but that's the way it had to be.
03:02 - Ah! This sucks!
03:05 - Hmm... Boiling molten lead.
03:08 Nah, too retro.
03:10 - Yeah, sure, mush. I'll take the extra anchovies and onions.
03:13 - Sounds good.
03:14 - Or a giant vat and three pygmies.
03:16 - Huh?
03:18 Who's on the phone?
03:20 - Gotta go or we'll die.
03:23 - How can I chat online if you two morons are tying up the phone line?
03:27 Hello? Jeez!
03:29 - Yeah, show a little pity, Danny.
03:31 Now that Jen is a prisoner in her own home,
03:33 yakking to her brainless friends is the only pleasure she's got left.
03:37 - What would you know about it, freakoid?
03:39 You don't have any friends.
03:41 - What would I know about it?
03:43 I've been grounded more times than a second-hand toaster.
03:46 The difference between you and me is that there isn't a grounding that can hold me,
03:50 the world's greatest prankster, for more than five minutes.
03:53 - Oh, and you think I'm going to take my grounding lying down?
03:57 - Of course.
03:59 Unlike yours truly, you don't have the initiative and cunning to get out of it.
04:03 - Oh, yeah!
04:06 - Uh, yeah.
04:07 - I bet you I can get out of the house before my grounding is up.
04:11 - And if you do?
04:13 - You get to do my laundry for a month.
04:16 - Blech!
04:21 - Your laundry?
04:24 - What's the matter, worm-breath? Having second thoughts?
04:27 - No way! I'll take that bet.
04:30 But if I win, you do my laundry for a month.
04:33 - That shouldn't be too much work, since you only change your underwear once a week.
04:38 - Ha ha!
04:40 Your sister is scary sometimes.
04:43 - Maybe. But something she said has given me an idea.
04:47 - Muahahahaha!
04:51 I finally have a plan to get back at Lick and Leech.
04:59 - A cunning plan?
05:01 - Oh, yes. A cunning plan indeed.
05:05 Ooh, still a little rashy.
05:08 Got some quarters, Danny?
05:13 - Uh, here you go, Prankmeister.
05:19 But why are we using this phone?
05:21 I mean, beside the fact that your devil sister will eat my head off if she catches me on your phone again.
05:27 - This is elementary stuff, Watson.
05:29 No call display.
05:31 That's the golden rule of prank calls, my friend.
05:34 Now stand back, Danny, and be amazed at the depths of stupidity.
05:40 Andrew Leech, come on down, you brain-dead numbskull.
05:50 - Hello?
05:55 - You're not gonna believe it, Andrew Leech, but you've just won tickets to see Hot'n'Jammer.
06:02 - Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my, you know, gosh!
06:06 - What a maroon! Ha ha ha!
06:08 But you need to answer a skill-testing question, my friend.
06:12 - Oh, yeah, sure.
06:14 - I repeat, what is your email address?
06:18 - My email address, eh?
06:21 Oh, yeah, it's licketyleech@gackel.ca.
06:25 - Oh, no, I'm so sorry, but that's the wrong answer.
06:30 Good luck next time.
06:32 - I really thought that was, you know, my email.
06:35 - Ha ha, that's like beating dead fish in winter.
06:40 Cold, partner, real cold.
06:43 - It's not my fault he's as thick as a pile of wet concrete.
06:46 One down, one to go.
06:50 [sonnerie]
06:53 - Peter Lick?
06:55 Peter Lick, this is your lucky day!
06:59 We're about to give Lick and Leech exactly what they deserve, each other.
07:07 Ahem, your eyes are like pools of dewy drops of moistened water upon a rose.
07:14 - Ooh, man, could you remind me of your master plan before I puke?
07:19 - Using my magma mail, we send these two dummies separate messages
07:23 confessing an unrequited love from a secret admirer, right?
07:27 - Right. I don't get it.
07:30 - All we have to do is get the ball rolling.
07:33 Then, after those buffoons get all hot and heavy,
07:36 they themselves take it from there.
07:38 - Oh.
07:40 - Just think of it.
07:41 Lick and Leech will think that they're corresponding with some hot babes
07:45 when, in fact, they're talking to each other.
07:47 Their heads will explode when they find out, which they will, but all in good time.
07:52 - Gotcha.
07:54 - But first, we need a sweet-sounding name, a nom de plume, as it were.
07:59 Aha! Got it!
08:04 Sign the emails, "Monkey Bear."
08:08 I think that covers it.
08:10 - Sounds saccharine enough to me.
08:12 [squeaking]
08:16 [musique de suspens]
08:20 [musique de suspens]
08:24 [cris de surprise]
08:27 [musique de suspens]
08:31 [coup de feu]
08:34 [cris de surprise]
08:36 [musique de suspens]
08:39 [musique de suspens]
09:07 [cris de joie]
09:09 [musique de fin]
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09:53 [coup de feu]
09:56 [coup de feu]
09:58 [musique de suspense]
10:22 [musique de suspense]
10:26 [coup de feu]
10:29 [coup de feu]
10:56 [coup de feu]
10:59 [musique de suspens]
11:03 [musique de suspens]
11:07 [coup de feu]
11:10 [musique de suspense]
11:14 [bip bip bip]
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11:23 [musique de suspense]
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12:42 [musique de suspens]
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13:13 [musique de fin]
13:17 [rires]
13:20 [rires]
13:23 [rires]
13:26 [rires]
13:29 [musique de fin]
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14:04 [bips]
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14:33 [bips]
15:00 [cris]
15:04 [musique de fin]
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15:43 [rires]
15:46 [musique de fin]
15:49 [musique de fin]
16:08 [cris]
16:34 [musique de fin]
16:38 [bips]
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17:12 [bips]
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17:19 [cris]
17:43 [cris]
18:09 [rires]
18:13 [cris]
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18:21 [bips]
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18:50 [cris]
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21:02 [cris]
21:05 [cris]
21:09 *Musique*