The Thundermans Season 2 Episode 22 One Hit Thunder
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00:00 Hey, look at you on your first day of work.
00:02 You even look adorable covered in splats, Pew.
00:05 [audience laughs]
00:06 Yeah, I'm all dirty from cleaning the tubes.
00:08 JJ doesn't know how I do it.
00:10 [audience laughs]
00:19 Wow, now I know who to call when I accidentally flush an earring down the toilet.
00:23 [audience laughs]
00:24 Yep, you call me, I'll call a plumber.
00:26 [audience laughs]
00:29 Well, anyway, good luck with your first day of work and stay on your toes.
00:33 All 11 of them.
00:34 Shh, quiet.
00:35 You're the only person who knows about my bonus toe.
00:39 Well, you and that dude at the sandal store.
00:41 [audience laughs]
00:43 Hey, I think your bonus toe is cute.
00:45 No, I don't.
00:46 It's my secret shame.
00:47 My hairy, pointed-the-wrong-way shame.
00:50 [audience laughs]
00:52 Link, you can trust me.
00:54 Okay, we're in the secret sharing phase now that we're officially fee-bink.
00:59 [audience laughs]
01:00 Linky-me.
01:01 [audience laughs]
01:02 Okay, our names don't go together, but we do.
01:06 [audience laughs]
01:08 Guys, I found us a new drummer.
01:10 This is Wolfgang.
01:13 That's a weird name.
01:14 [audience laughs]
01:16 'Sup, I'm Oyster.
01:17 [audience laughs]
01:19 And I'm Gideon.
01:20 I'm kind of the heartthrob of this band.
01:22 [audience laughs]
01:27 Wolfgang is exactly what we've been looking for.
01:30 There's just one tiny catch.
01:33 He has a Wolfgang.
01:35 [audience laughs]
01:37 He's a foreign exchange student who only speaks German.
01:40 Oh, by the way, Gideon, he lives with your family now.
01:43 [audience laughs]
01:46 Fine.
01:47 I'm not sharing my waterbed.
01:49 [audience laughs]
01:51 How about we celebrate with a rock feast?
01:54 [audience laughs]
01:56 [audience laughs]
01:59 One taco.
02:00 [audience laughs]
02:02 It's all we can afford, bro.
02:03 [audience laughs]
02:08 Hey, guys.
02:10 You're a band, right?
02:12 Yeah, unless you're looking for a stolen cowbell, then no.
02:15 [bell rings]
02:16 [audience laughs]
02:20 I'm holding auditions to hire a band
02:22 to play here every Saturday.
02:24 Cool. Awesome.
02:25 Wolfgang?
02:26 [audience laughs]
02:27 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:28 A band of our caliber comes at a price.
02:32 The pay is free food.
02:33 That's the price.
02:34 [audience laughs]
02:37 Wait.
02:38 How can we be the Splatburger Band
02:40 if we don't have a single good song?
02:42 What about the new song I wrote?
02:43 Everyone will love it.
02:44 Watch.
02:45 [audience laughs]
02:48 ♪ Words, words, words, words off the case ♪
02:51 ♪ Let's hear it, let's hear it ♪
02:52 ♪ 'Cause you said the words ♪
02:54 ♪ And we both used words ♪
02:57 [upbeat music]
03:01 ♪ Words, words, words, words off the case ♪
03:03 Uh-oh, they're ordering tomatoes.
03:04 We should stop.
03:06 [laughs]
03:08 You really shouldn't try so hard on your first day.
03:11 ♪ Words off the case ♪
03:12 [upbeat music]
03:15 [audience laughs]
03:18 [audience laughs]
03:23 [upbeat music]
03:26 ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
03:29 ♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
03:33 ♪ We fit right in, I bet you never guessed ♪
03:36 ♪ 'Cause we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪
03:40 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
03:44 ♪ The closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪
03:48 ♪ This is a make-believe, it's our reality ♪
03:52 ♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
03:56 ♪ Instead of trouble, living a double life ♪
04:01 [upbeat music]
04:03 [rock music]
04:05 A band needs a new hit song, and I've got nothing.
04:08 Plus, what rhymes with snot rocket?
04:12 You stink at writing songs, Ock-it.
04:15 [audience laughs]
04:18 Whatever, like you know anything about making music?
04:21 For your information, I once dropped my own rap album.
04:25 [audience laughs]
04:28 ♪ I hit and I hop, I can go nonstop ♪
04:32 ♪ Because I am a bunny and carrots are my ♪
04:35 Enough!
04:36 [audience laughs]
04:38 That sounds awful.
04:40 Yeah, well, I didn't say I wrote good music.
04:43 [audience laughs]
04:45 To do that, you need to have heart,
04:47 and super villains like us don't have one.
04:49 I have a heart, okay?
04:52 It's just filled with spiders and black licorice.
04:56 [audience laughs]
04:58 Maybe I don't have what it takes to write a good song.
05:01 [door opens]
05:03 Link is seriously the best boyfriend ever.
05:06 I know!
05:07 I feel like every time I turn around,
05:08 he's giving you another gift.
05:10 [audience laughs]
05:13 [audience laughs]
05:16 [gasps]
05:18 [audience laughs]
05:21 [door closes]
05:23 See?
05:24 You're dating a gift ninja!
05:27 Yeah, I'm running out of space in my diary to write about him.
05:31 [audience laughs]
05:32 700 pages of passion and poetry straight from the heart.
05:36 [audience laughs]
05:37 The tree that died to make that diary
05:39 dies a little more every time you write in it.
05:42 [audience laughs]
05:45 Relax.
05:46 If you want a hit song with meaning and passion,
05:49 you need to get that diary!
05:51 I can never find her diary.
05:52 She hides it ever since Billy did a book report on it.
05:56 [audience laughs]
05:57 Well, then you gotta sneak into her room
05:58 and see where she puts it.
06:00 How would I do that?
06:01 Hide inside of a giant teddy bear?
06:04 [audience laughs]
06:05 [upbeat music]
06:08 [audience laughs]
06:10 [door opens]
06:12 Aw!
06:13 That ninja struck again!
06:15 [audience laughs]
06:16 [sighs]
06:17 Wonder what my sweetie wrote this time.
06:21 Here's this.
06:22 From Link.
06:24 [audience laughs]
06:25 Nah, again, I'll be winners.
06:27 [audience laughs]
06:34 [audience laughs]
06:38 [upbeat music]
06:40 [door creaks]
06:41 Hey, Colossa, you pooped in our shoes for the last time!
06:45 You can't prove it was me!
06:48 We found your tiny toilet paper.
06:51 And your tiny magazines.
06:54 [audience laughs]
06:56 Maybe a ride on the twirl-it-hurl will teach you.
07:00 Super spin him, Billy.
07:02 [spinning]
07:03 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
07:06 Stop spinning me, I'm done in two!
07:08 What is going on in here?
07:10 [audience laughs]
07:11 We were just getting Dr. Colossa back for pooping in our shoes.
07:16 What makes you think acting like that is okay?
07:19 Colossa!
07:20 [audience laughs]
07:22 You pooped in my shoes!
07:24 [audience laughs]
07:25 I'm canceling your tiny magazine subscription
07:28 after I cancel you.
07:30 What, Hank?
07:31 [audience laughs]
07:32 I think the kids have been picking up
07:34 some ugly behavior from you.
07:36 Uh-oh, here comes lunch!
07:39 [screaming]
07:41 [audience laughs]
07:42 You pooped on my new shoes!
07:45 Eat lightning, barf bunny!
07:48 [spinning]
07:49 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
07:52 [audience laughs]
07:54 Correction, they've been picking up ugly behavior from us.
07:59 [audience laughs]
08:01 [theme music]
08:06 [bell dings]
08:07 [bell dings]
08:08 [bell dings]
08:09 [bell dings]
08:10 [footsteps]
08:12 [audience laughs]
08:18 [door opens]
08:19 [door closes]
08:20 [audience laughs]
08:22 [theme music]
08:25 Okay, Dr. Claus, so we've been at each other's throats lately
08:29 and that's about to end.
08:31 Mom's gonna light 'em up.
08:33 [audience laughs]
08:35 You are about to get a taste of what you deserve.
08:38 Here it comes.
08:40 [gasps]
08:41 Carrot cake!
08:44 What?
08:45 We wanted to apologize for raising our voices at you earlier.
08:50 Oh, thanks, guys.
08:52 I look forward to pooping this into your shoes.
08:55 [audience laughs]
08:57 Ho, ho, ho, Colossal, you are a stump!
09:02 [audience laughs]
09:03 What's going on here?
09:05 Oh, I get it.
09:08 [spinning]
09:12 It's backwards day!
09:14 [audience laughs]
09:17 Can somebody tell me what's going on here?
09:20 Billy's clothes are on backwards
09:22 and he's making more sense than you two.
09:25 Your father and I need to set a better example,
09:28 so from now on, we're gonna be nice to Dr. Colossal,
09:31 even if he's not being nice to us.
09:33 Yes, because we are superheroes
09:35 and we must never stoop to a supervillain's level.
09:38 Save your slice, Hank!
09:40 [spinning]
09:41 [audience laughs]
09:44 Thanks, my furry friend.
09:47 See? No stooping.
09:50 [spinning]
09:51 [audience laughs]
09:56 [laughs]
09:58 That was great! Thank you!
10:01 [spinning]
10:03 Hey, Max, your new lyrics are incredible.
10:06 Ja, es ist ein Meisterwerk.
10:09 [audience laughs]
10:11 You're real salty, aren't you?
10:14 Ja, I'm just a big old teddy bear.
10:17 [audience laughs]
10:19 Okay, you guys are up. Let's go.
10:21 [spinning]
10:27 All right, this song means a lot to me
10:30 as an artist, songwriter,
10:32 and someone who likes free food.
10:35 Hit it, boys!
10:36 [audience laughs]
10:37 [rock music]
10:40 ♪ ♪
10:45 ♪ You got a little secret ♪
10:47 ♪ Something I never knew ♪
10:49 ♪ But what's so special is the trust between me and you ♪
10:52 ♪ I care about you deeply ♪
10:54 ♪ I want you to know ♪
10:56 ♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪
11:00 ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
11:02 ♪ It's no biggie ♪
11:03 ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
11:05 ♪ It's getting cheeky ♪
11:07 ♪ Your bonus ♪
11:08 ♪ With your extra piggy ♪
11:10 ♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪
11:15 That's enough!
11:17 That's enough!
11:19 Wow!
11:20 [audience laughs]
11:22 Just give us a sec, okay?
11:24 Max, I need to talk to you.
11:26 Sorry, Link.
11:27 No autographs for dudes.
11:29 No, no, no, no, no.
11:31 Did you find out about my extra toe from Phoebe?
11:34 Oh, um, technically, yes.
11:38 Is it weird that I'm dying to see it?
11:42 I can't believe she told you my secret.
11:45 You better get some more songs ready.
11:48 You boys are the new house band at Splatburger!
11:51 [screams]
11:52 [audience cheers]
11:56 Hey, Link.
11:57 What time you getting off work?
11:59 I actually flushed an earring down the toilet.
12:02 Except before or after you flushed my trust.
12:07 Whoa, what are you talking about?
12:09 You know what you did?
12:12 I don't think we should see each other anymore.
12:15 Wait, Link, you can't just leave.
12:17 You're right.
12:19 Your shift's not over yet.
12:22 [audience laughs]
12:23 ♪ ♪
12:26 ♪ Your bonus ♪
12:28 ♪ Oh ♪
12:31 Good rehearsal, guys.
12:33 Wolfgang.
12:36 Wolfgang's right.
12:38 It wasn't good.
12:40 We just played our one song over and over.
12:42 Yeah, bro, if we want to keep our gig and get free food,
12:45 we need more good songs like "Bonus Toe."
12:48 Hey, relax.
12:49 Maxi's gonna write us a hit.
12:52 You guys go home.
12:54 I just need to find my inspiration.
12:59 And by that, I mean take a peek in Phoebe's diary.
13:04 Congrats, Max.
13:06 Not only did you crush that audition,
13:08 but you also crushed your sister's heart.
13:13 Come on.
13:15 Phoebe will be fine.
13:17 Link will get over it, and they'll be back together.
13:20 Now, if you'll excuse me,
13:21 I have a giant teddy bear to crawl into.
13:24 ♪ ♪
13:32 That Link is such a jerk for breaking up with you.
13:36 Hey, I know what'll make you feel better.
13:43 Boys are stupid!
13:45 Boys are stupid!
13:46 Boys are stupid!
13:48 Wait, this bear's a boy, right?
13:52 Well, don't tell me what I did wrong, so probably.
13:58 [sighs]
14:00 [grunts]
14:05 What's the use?
14:06 Dropkicking this bear isn't gonna help me find out
14:09 why Link broke up with me,
14:10 but maybe this note I wrote him will.
14:13 I really poured my heart into it.
14:18 This is the most beautiful romantic thing I have ever read.
14:23 Can you just take it to Link for me, please?
14:26 Of course.
14:28 [exhales]
14:29 [grunts]
14:31 [audience laughter]
14:34 [audience laughter]
14:37 [door opens]
14:40 [door closes]
14:42 [audience laughter]
14:50 [grunts]
14:55 Jerry!
14:56 Wait, don't go!
14:58 What's up?
15:00 I really need to talk to you.
15:03 Aw, Max.
15:05 I'm flattered, but you're my best friend's brother,
15:07 and I just don't think that you have any--
15:09 I'm not asking you out.
15:12 I want to deliver that note to Link myself
15:15 and talk to him guy-to-guy, fix this.
15:18 That is so sweet of you to help Phoebe like that.
15:20 Okay, don't tell Phoebe I took the note.
15:23 Don't hurt her to think I care about her.
15:26 You secretly have a heart.
15:28 Are you sure you don't want to ask me out?
15:31 Yeah, because I say--
15:33 [door closes]
15:34 [audience laughter]
15:38 [gasps]
15:39 Hello, new hit song.
15:42 [audience laughter]
15:44 You talking to me?
15:46 Well, I'm the only holiday creature here,
15:49 so you must be talking to me.
15:52 [audience laughter]
15:53 You choose tolls and all our clothes?
15:56 I'm not answering that question
15:58 until I put on my lawyer costume.
16:00 [audience laughter]
16:02 I can't wear these shorts.
16:04 Everyone will know that I'm going through
16:06 a no underwear phase.
16:08 [audience laughter]
16:09 Hey, so how are you two planning to get me back?
16:12 Am I gonna need a barf bag?
16:14 Yeah, 'cause here comes the twirling girl.
16:17 No, Bentley.
16:19 Remember, we don't do that anymore.
16:22 What gives?
16:23 First your parents are all sunshine to me,
16:26 and now you two won't punish me?
16:28 Oh, no.
16:29 Am I not annoying anymore?
16:32 Mom and Dad taught us that a superhero
16:34 should never stoop to a supervillain's level.
16:37 So we're going to be nice to you two,
16:39 no matter what.
16:41 Is that so?
16:43 Come on, Billy.
16:44 Mom said she'd take us clothes shopping at the mall.
16:47 Yes, you need to wear underwear.
16:49 [audience laughter]
16:51 [theme music]
16:55 Alert, alert.
16:56 Oyster, Gideon, and strange German kid approaching.
17:00 [audience laughter]
17:02 [doorbell rings]
17:07 Hey, guys.
17:08 Get the new song lyrics I sent you.
17:11 [coughs]
17:14 What's happening?
17:16 You guys okay?
17:18 The real question is, are you okay?
17:22 [audience laughter]
17:24 We read your song.
17:25 We know you're in pain.
17:27 Strudel?
17:29 [audience laughter]
17:31 Save your strudel.
17:32 It's just a song, guys.
17:35 My heart skipped a beat when I saw you before,
17:38 but now I'm not sure my heart even works anymore.
17:41 It's not a song, Broseph.
17:43 It's a cry for help.
17:45 Don't you think I was just being a normal,
17:48 overdramatic teenage girl?
17:51 Or boy, 'cause I'm a boy?
17:54 [audience laughter]
17:55 Only true pain could write words like that.
17:58 I know.
17:59 I was once burned pretty bad by a girl.
18:02 Like, actually burned.
18:04 With a curling iron.
18:07 We've all been there.
18:09 But Max has it worse.
18:11 I do?
18:12 Yeah, that whole part in the song
18:13 about not knowing what you did wrong.
18:15 I just wish I knew what I did wrong.
18:19 I want to help you, sweetie,
18:21 but there's only one person who can tell you that.
18:25 [whimpering]
18:26 I need you.
18:27 [audience laughter]
18:29 Oh.
18:31 I'll be right back.
18:35 He's not gonna eat it.
18:37 Good strudel.
18:39 [audience laughter]
18:40 We could have the kind of relationship
18:42 where we could share anything with each other.
18:44 I know you did, honey.
18:46 But now they won't even respond to my "no."
18:49 Well, that's because boys are stupid.
18:52 I know!
18:53 [audience laughter]
18:56 Phoebe, I need to talk to you about Link.
19:00 Don't say his name!
19:02 I'll be in the fridge.
19:04 Max.
19:06 Max, just leave her alone.
19:08 She doesn't want to think about you-know-who.
19:11 Oh, I hope she doesn't find this.
19:13 Sausage Links?
19:16 [screaming]
19:19 [screaming]
19:22 [audience laughter]
19:23 [upbeat music]
19:28 Welcome home, family!
19:31 Dad?
19:32 What's happening?
19:34 I don't know.
19:37 Come on, you've all been so kind to me lately.
19:40 I wanted to make you dinner.
19:42 Wow, Mom.
19:44 Colossal's learning from your example, too.
19:47 Yeah, I didn't expect this,
19:49 but maybe our efforts inspired change.
19:53 Nope, old leaves and grass.
19:56 We're not eating this.
19:58 Really?
19:59 What kind of lesson are you teaching your children
20:01 if you won't even try it?
20:03 [sighs]
20:05 Mmm.
20:11 That's some good grass.
20:13 I can't believe we've been raking this up
20:16 and just throwing it away.
20:19 Come on, kids, eat up.
20:21 You don't want your parents to think you're being mean to me.
20:25 Mmm.
20:31 Tastes like that time I tripped in soccer.
20:34 This is delicious.
20:37 Where'd you get it?
20:39 The Hiddenville Dog Park.
20:41 [gagging]
20:43 I don't care what lesson I'm teaching my kids,
20:46 I am done being nice to you.
20:48 Let me laser him, Dad.
20:50 I'm frying this bunny.
20:52 [laughs]
20:53 Finally, you all hate me again.
20:55 Wait, you want us to get mad at you?
20:58 Yes, I'm a supervillain.
21:00 If I'm not annoying superheroes,
21:02 I have nothing to live for.
21:04 So, in a weird way,
21:06 what I'm about to do
21:08 is how you prefer to be treated.
21:11 Your move, doody mouse.
21:15 [laughs]
21:20 [screams]
21:22 [imitates dog]
21:25 That's what I'm talking about.
21:27 Billy, stop eating the dog grass.
21:31 [imitates dog]
21:36 Hey, make sure you open with bonus toe.
21:38 That song inspired my new line of apitozers.
21:42 Fried Totellini Macatonian Cheese?
21:48 Wow, you really went all out.
21:51 Dude, what about our pay?
21:53 Uh...
21:55 Oh, switches!
21:59 I want private too.
22:01 What's getting to him?
22:04 Sorry, no eats till you drop the beats.
22:08 Phoebe, you came.
22:14 Yeah, Link texted me and said he was sorry
22:17 for being a super stretchy jerk face
22:19 who smells like coleslaw.
22:21 I never sent you a text.
22:23 But you didn't?
22:25 Okay, so I might have hacked Link's phone
22:29 and texted you, but he does smell like coleslaw.
22:32 Why would you do that?
22:34 Because I needed to get you here
22:36 so I could talk to you and Link.
22:38 Here's the deal--
22:40 I don't want to hear anything you have to say, Max.
22:42 Me neither. I'm going home.
22:44 Come on, Max, we gotta play now.
22:46 Phoebe, don't go!
22:48 ♪ There's something you gotta know ♪
22:54 What are you doing, dude?
22:56 We're supposed to play bonus toe.
22:58 New plan. Watch me for the changes.
23:00 ♪ This is a song about Phoebe ♪
23:06 ♪ So Link put down that drinkie ♪
23:10 ♪ Phoebe didn't tell me about your extra piggy ♪
23:14 ♪ I needed a song to get my band this giggy ♪
23:19 ♪ So I stole a page from her diary ♪
23:23 ♪ And I passed it off as a song diary ♪
23:29 ♪ Phoebe wasn't the one who broke her trust ♪
23:33 ♪ It was her awesome brother ♪
23:36 ♪ Maximus ♪
23:44 See you next week?
23:56 I'm so sorry, Phoebe.
23:58 When I thought that you told Max my secret,
24:00 I was so hurt.
24:02 I couldn't even talk to you.
24:04 Link, I would never do that.
24:06 You mean so much to me.
24:08 Didn't you read my note?
24:10 What note?
24:12 This note.
24:16 All right, new rule.
24:21 Whenever something doesn't seem right between us,
24:23 we assume Max has done something terrible.
24:26 Deal.
24:28 Okay, let me explain why we didn't play bonus toe.
24:36 It's actually quite touching.
24:38 Phoebe and Link, they--
24:39 You're fired!
24:41 Well, you just missed out on a really great story.
24:46 You would love the part about the bear.
24:50 ( bleep )
24:52 Guys, I'm sorry.
24:55 I didn't mean to put fire in you.
24:58 Apologize later and help us load up.
25:01 Loft Gang swag JJ's tube remote.
25:04 Vort's got an e-schwa-i-van.
25:07 Hey! Get away from that tube!
25:11 Busted. Run!
25:13 ( grunts )
25:15 ( grunts )
25:18 ( grunts )
25:20 ( groans )
25:21 Revenge.