The Thundermans Season 2 Episode 23 The Girl With The Dragon Snafu -sd
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00:00 of uses in China. Allow me to demonstrate the most obvious one. To wake someone up.
00:08 Look, look, look. Even with all that crusty drool all over his face, he's still adorable.
00:17 Sarah, as your friend, I have to tell you, that gong would treat you better than my brother
00:23 would. This week's assignment is to break into groups and do a presentation on Chinese
00:31 culture. Yes, I love working in groups. Only because it's less work for you. More like
00:37 no work. Now, I'll find a group of nerds to call my own. Alright, I know you're not talking
00:45 about my group, because we are not nerds. Come on, Phoebe, all aboard the A+ train.
00:53 Choo choo! You're right, you're not nerds. You're clearly dweebs. Yeah, call us whatever
01:04 you want. There is no other group I'd rather be in. Be in our group, Phoebe. Except that
01:09 one. Two groups, one girl. What will Phoebe do? Get out of my face, Max. Will she go with
01:27 Winnie, the popular girl she's been trying to be friends with for a year? Or will she
01:35 stay with Sarah and board the bullet train to Dweebville? I mean, Sarah is my friend.
01:44 Well, she could be your friend too and not make you dress up like you're going to a third
01:49 grader's birthday party. Oh, we should send a picture of us to the yearbook for the selfie
01:56 page. Say China! China! I can't believe Phoebe ditched us. Now who are we going to get? Hey
02:08 Sarah, can I join your--oh! Sup, group? Heard your train needs a caboose. Choo choo! What
02:23 you see is not what you get. Living our lives with a secret. We fit right in, I bet you
02:33 never guessed. We're living our lives just like all the rest. A picture perfect family
02:40 is what we try to be. Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do. This isn't make
02:47 believe, it's our reality. Just your average family trying to be normal and stay out of
02:54 trouble. Living a double life. Hey Sarah, I'm so sorry I'm not with you guys. It's just
03:06 that Winnie's group really needs me and you get it, don't you? Sure, I get it. You're
03:12 hopping off the A+ train. Good luck on the D+ bus. Guys, I am really excited about this
03:21 group. You feeling the love, Tyler? You stole my bike last week. I did you a favor, that
03:29 thing fell apart the moment that bus hit it. Sarah, I don't think Max is going to do much.
03:37 Why would you say that? Because he's leaving. Max, get back here. Look, you'll always be
03:51 my bae, but you need to take this project as seriously as I take our forbidden love.
03:56 Believe me, I want the A2, that's the only reason I joined this group. Great, so what's
04:02 your idea for the project? I don't know, what's yours? Build a Chinese dragon. Me too, bae.
04:12 So I was thinking after school we could work on our project at the library. Oh, is that
04:17 the new club downtown? No, it's the place we go to learn things. Phoebe's right, we'll
04:25 meet at the mall. That's not what I said. Yay, the mall. Alright, let's check our to-do
04:38 list. Alright, first thing, write a to-do list. Did it. Alright, then I'll fix the dishwasher.
04:46 Then pick up dry cleaning. I'll mow the lawn, the only other thing is... Fix the floorboards.
04:54 Oh, Billy, are you okay? The house ate my legs. You just fell on the floor that dad
05:04 was supposed to fix. Sorry, buddy, I've just been busy. I don't think you've been that
05:10 busy. That chandelier's been sitting in its box so long that it's turned into an end table.
05:17 Okay, I'll just put it on the to-do list right after ground Nora for being sassy. Yeah, you
05:26 kids have no idea how hard we work around here. Is that why we had a salt and pepper
05:31 sandwich for dinner last night? We didn't have time to go shopping. Oh, is that a new
05:38 necklace? I meant food shopping. Oh, cut us some slack. Your clothes are clean and the
05:43 house is spotless. Is it, dad? Is it? So, you two think it's so easy to cook, clean,
06:01 repair things and do everything else while you two just enjoy your little lives? Kind
06:07 of. I think so. Okay, so you can take care of the house and try to do better while we
06:14 enjoy our little lives. Fine, but if we do better running this house, then we get to
06:21 be in charge around here from now on. We'll tell you what to eat, when to go to bed and
06:27 ground you for being sassy. Deal. And when you fail, you two will finally appreciate
06:34 what your father and I do around here. Including making really great lists. Is pull your son
06:42 out of the sinkhole on that great list? No, but I will add it. We are nailing this dragon,
06:58 guys. You know, Max, we've been doing this for a couple of days and I'm not sure I've
07:04 seen you leave that chair. Oh, Ernie. It's Evan. Let's agree to disagree. Max, Evan's
07:13 right. You need to do your part, but it's getting hot. So, if you want to put on a tank
07:17 top, that's fine. Wow, guys, your dragon looks awesome. I'm impressed. You're impressed?
07:27 What? You didn't think we could do something so cool without you? No, no. I'm just surprised
07:33 Max hasn't dragged you down. His nickname around our house is Deadweight. Don't listen
07:39 to her, Sarah. She's jealous because our group works so well together. Ernie, rebound! So,
07:49 how's your group coming along? It's going great. I mean, all those girls want to do
07:53 is work, work, work. You forgot all the clothes you bought at the mall. Thanks, Winnie. These
08:03 are for research. Haven't you ever heard of the Great Mall of China? No. Well, don't you
08:12 feel silly? Uh-oh. My cheeks are tingling. That means it's going to rain or this glue
08:22 contains shellfish. I should have never said hi to you in the fourth grade. Max, we have
08:30 to leave. So, after the papier-mâché dries, can you put it in the garage? On it. Maybe
08:36 we should come back and put it away ourselves. Taylor, Max said he'll do it. Would someone
08:41 with dimples who could swim in let us down? Guys, relax. I'm not an idiot. I'll bring
08:47 our dragon inside before it rains. I should wake Max up and tell him that paper dragon's
08:59 out there. Wow, it's really raining. Wait, did I forget something? Nope. Go back to bed.
09:13 I'm a bad, bad bunny. What are you doing? The kids fixed the floor. I'm going to fix
09:42 the floorboards. It's perfect. I can't believe it. I must have taken them all night. Do I
09:49 smell bacon? Apple hickory with a hint of maple. Ten pieces. No, nine. Someone's eating
09:59 it. Wow, kids, breakfast too? When did you find time to do all this? Got up early and
10:08 just did it. I work best in the morning. You know what it means you are sleeping in. Well,
10:17 this is all very nice, but too bad I was in the mood for pancakes. Please, it's going
10:30 to take a lot more than a fixed floor and a hot breakfast to impress us. Am I right,
10:36 Frank? The soup is warm. Warm. Look, girls, Phoebe's rocking her new shoes. Love them.
10:50 You know what else you're going to love? The project topics I came up with last night.
10:54 All stuff we can put together by tomorrow. Oh, Phoebe, we'll be fine. We'll wing it.
10:58 As long as we look good, we'll get a C. A C? You guys want a C? Oh, my gosh, Daddy would
11:07 be so happy if I got a C. Hey, listen, how about we'll meet at my house after school?
11:14 We'll work really hard and nail this thing. I imagine how happy Daddy would be if you
11:18 got an A. Shoot, I can't tonight. I have plans. Yeah, me too. I've got to babysit my little
11:25 brother. But you're an only child. I said. Hey, sorry, I just really don't want to do
11:33 it. Listen, I can't do this by myself. You guys are going to have to put in some of the
11:39 work and I'm sorry I have to say this. I can't be part of the group. OK, great. Let's get
11:46 to work. No, I mean, OK, you're not part of the group. Hey, Sarah, crazy morning. Turns
12:05 out my group kind of doesn't like to focus, so we parted ways. But if you don't have a
12:10 group, you'll fail, which is why I want to get back on the old A-plus train. Sorry, that
12:19 train's full. Maybe you can catch the next one to the Great Mall of China. But there
12:26 is no Great Mall of... Oh, I see what you did there. Hi, just a quick heads up. I ran
12:38 into a little stafu with that whole group project thing, so I think I'm just going to
12:41 go solo. You know, team fever. Party of one. Party of four. I'm sorry, but being in a group
12:53 is part of the assignment. You have to be able to work with people or you fail. But
12:58 all the groups are full. You did what? Holy Hogwarts, the heart dragon is ruined. How
13:11 could you forget to put it inside of the garage? Well, I was going to, but I was so tired from
13:17 carrying around these muscles all day, I fell asleep. Getting the proper amount of sleep
13:26 is so important. Don't look at his muscles. He's right. Let them look at you. Okay, Sarah,
13:40 I am taking your glasses. Tyler, now I can't see anything. Except the truth. Max, you're
13:50 out of the group. You can still date me, but we are never working together again. Phoebe,
14:00 I think you have the answer to your problem. Max, come over here. Oh, great idea. Give
14:06 me Max's spot in Sarah's group. You're in a group with Phoebe. Party of two. Party of
14:12 two. Try to get us at least a B, sis. I got to keep up the old GPA. Honey, have you seen
14:27 my raincoat? Check the hall closet. I was afraid you'd say that. Uh, Barb? What is it?
14:42 When? How? What is happening? You always wanted a new bathroom, so me and Billy put in some
15:01 elbow grease and voila. Toilet's self-flushing. Enjoy. This isn't fair. They're running the
15:13 house better than we can. They even hung the chandelier you never got to. Yeah, I wasn't
15:20 going to hang that. We cannot let them win this bet. I mean, can you imagine what our
15:26 lives would be like with them in charge? How do guys like your new clothes? We hate them.
15:40 You can't leave the house dressed like this. You're not going anywhere until you finish
15:47 your dinner. But we've had candy every night this week. We've lost six teeth. We can't
16:00 let that happen. How will I choose steak? We have to make sure this house falls apart
16:07 under their watch. Way ahead of you. Aw, look what broke. Getting late, partner. Shouldn't
16:24 you be knee deep in some sort of glitter and glue extravaganza? I'm not going to do our
16:30 project by myself. Really? Because we both know I'm not helping, so why don't you uncork
16:37 that overachieving annoying beast that lurks inside you and get cracking? No, I'm going
16:43 to sit here and do nothing until you help. Are you? This is going to be good. I'm going
16:52 to have a snack and watch you crack. Fine, you win. Finally. I'm sick of eating apples.
17:16 Who wants to know why I'm making Chinese food for our project? Because my plan worked? Because
17:23 that's what superheroes do. When they have a team, they pull through for their team.
17:27 Not that you would know anything about that. Really, superhero? If you hadn't been so anxious
17:35 to hang with Winnie, you'd still be in Sarah's group and their dragon would be fine. But
17:40 you ruined their dragon. I was only in Sarah's group because you ditched them. Typical Max.
17:46 Wasn't my fault. Model since 2005. This act of yours is getting really old. You're not
17:54 lazy looking for an easy A. You're afraid. Isn't that why you became a supervillain?
17:59 Because you were afraid you couldn't be a better superhero than me? Did you ever try?
18:03 I'm not even dignifying that with a response. Because I am lazy and because you're holding
18:09 a big knife. Everything you do, you are. It's because you're afraid of failure. You think
18:15 it's easier not to try than to try and end up failing. That should be your motto. Maybe
18:36 you should focus more on your food and less on me. They're supposed to do that. They think
18:43 they're so great because they can hang a chandelier. Well, they're going to chandelier their pants
18:50 when this comes crashing down. Okay, I just scorched the flower garden they planted. Let's
19:03 see them grow that back overnight. Good job, honey. What are you doing? I just took this
19:10 bolt out of the chandelier. When the kids go to clean it, boom! Brilliant, huh? No,
19:18 crazy. I just scorched a few tulips. You're going to maim our children. It's a learning
19:23 opportunity, Barb. Okay. Good morning. Final day of our bed. What's with the ladder? All
19:35 right, I'll be honest with you. Your mom rigged the chandelier to make it fall so you'd look
19:41 bad. Wow, you are so grounded when we win this bet. You guys did win the bet. You've
19:50 been running this house better than we have and making it look easy. Seriously, you made
19:56 maple bacon and I almost dropped a light fixture on your head. I shouldn't be the boss of anything.
20:03 Congratulations. Hear that, Billy? We're in charge now. Hank, Barb, clear out the master
20:11 bedroom. We're starting a guinea pig farm. Mom, Dad, wait. Billy, what are you doing?
20:21 Sorry, Nora, but we don't deserve to be guinea pig farmers. The truth is, we tried to do
20:29 the housework. But you were right. It was too hard. So we called some of your old friends
20:35 from Metro Bird to help us. Billy, no. Come on out, guys. Maid of honor. Handyman. Other
20:45 great fall. Stranger danger. You guys were doing all the work? Yep. Well, at least now
20:58 we know it takes three superheroes to take care of the house. Four. Iron Skillet made
21:06 the trip too? Up, up and filly. I missed you guys so much. You the most. Way to go, Billy.
21:22 Sorry, but what we did was wrong. I'm just glad no one got hurt. I'm just glad we didn't
21:32 get hurt. Billy, you found one. Oh, thank you so much. Sorry I'm late. I got lost inside
21:49 the Great Mall of China. It's real? You're the one doing the project on China. You should
21:55 know these things. This is the saddest dragon ever. Wish we had a better one. Oh, right.
22:11 We did. Oh, great. You and Max stole our idea. Thanks a lot. This is for you guys. Like I
22:21 said, thanks a lot. Look, I should have been in your group from the start. I messed up
22:30 and I let you guys down. I'm sorry. It's okay. Thanks for saying something. To be honest,
22:39 I missed you. I want to be the head. No, I want to. I missed you so, so much. Sabrina's
22:54 top was made in China, as was Emma's shoes and my hair tie and my purse and my phone.
23:00 Okay, that's enough. You girls get a C. Yes, a C. Daddy's getting me a new car. Maybe next
23:11 time try to go the extra mile like Sarah's group and their dragon. Choo choo. Next up,
23:21 Phoebe and Max. Actually, Max isn't here yet. Well, as they say in China, tough newbies.
23:32 Okay, so Max and I wanted to celebrate China by making egg rolls. Don't worry, guys. They're
23:46 still good. In China, the five second rule is a ten second rule due to the time difference.
23:55 We're getting an F, aren't we? Oh my gosh, fireworks. Behold, one of China's oldest traditions.
24:16 Fireworks are used in celebration, but were originally used to scare off spirits and sisters
24:22 who think they're better than their brothers. Max, you set off fireworks on school grounds?
24:28 Phoebe and I did. As a group. Actually, Mrs. Austin. I love it. That is exactly what we
24:35 did. Max and I are in the same group and this is our project. Ta-da. What did the Chinese
24:44 characters say? Don't be modest, Phoebe. It was Phoebe's idea to have the fireworks spell
24:51 out. It's better to try and fail than not try at all. Yes, yes, the Thundermans get
24:58 an A. Nice job. Thanks. That was up all night, twisting fuses and packing bootleg gunpowder.
25:11 Well, it was worth it. Thank you. Now you can tell me what those characters really spell
25:18 out. Oh, Phoebe smells like a wet donkey. Clover. Eggroll?