The Thundermans Season 4 Episode 25 All the Presidents Thunder-Men
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00:00 UFO.
00:02 Wow! Another great story, Cherry!
00:06 Cheers!
00:11 What happened to you?
00:16 We saved a beached whale!
00:18 And it said thank you by spitting seaweed on us.
00:21 The save would have gone smoother if I had the land air and sea rocket I requested from the Hero League.
00:28 Oh, the rocket shark!
00:30 Yep. It goes from scuba to sky in 2.8 seconds.
00:34 Hey, thanks for waiting for me, Cherry.
00:37 Yeah, it's cool. But I can't hang out or else I'm gonna be late for work at the Clam Castle.
00:43 President Cakebutt just made you my soup assistant like I asked. Your job would be hanging out with me.
00:49 I am very qualified for that job.
00:51 I know!
00:53 I'm gonna call Cakebutt right now.
00:57 Not if I call it first!
00:58 Hey, kids! You can't bother President Cakebutt with your frivolous requests!
01:04 I have been called a lot of things, but frivolous is a word I don't know.
01:12 It means she's too busy to take your silly requests. Like last week when somebody asked for space hair gel.
01:21 Do you think I want my hair to look like yours?
01:25 Okay, fine. We promise not to call President Cakebutt.
01:29 Thunder Monitor, call President Cakebutt!
01:32 President Cakebutt is not available.
01:35 Is she blocking our calls?
01:37 Yes, but you didn't hear it from me.
01:40 She can't hide from us. Chloe!
01:44 Hey, we need you to go get President Cakebutt.
01:49 I guess my tea party can wait.
01:54 So did I ever tell you guys that I once met an alien named Gramulax?
01:59 Funny story.
02:03 So I say to you, Supes!
02:07 Why am I here?
02:10 You kids interrupted my State of the Superunion speech!
02:14 Sorry, but we have some issues that are really, really important.
02:18 Yeah, I need my rocket shark.
02:22 I'll tell you what I told you the last ten times. Never!
02:26 Well, have you reconsidered my 300 requests for Cherry to be my soup assistant?
02:32 Here's my resume.
02:34 This is just a picture of a cherry.
02:39 I feel like it sums up my experience quite nicely.
02:44 Man, the interview!
02:50 I'm getting out of here before anyone else asks me for something.
02:54 Yo, Evelyn!
02:56 How about a date?
03:00 How about I end you?
03:02 That's not a no!
03:05 Take a hint, Claus, so she has some time for you.
03:10 Yeah, she's here to give us stuff, so I was thinking if Cherry were my soup assistant, it would be really--
03:15 Enough!
03:17 But we're contenders for the Z-Force, helping us is part of your job.
03:21 Maybe I don't want this job anymore.
03:24 Well, you're the president. You can't just quit.
03:27 Watch me. I quit!
03:29 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, kids! I told you not to call President Kickbutt!
03:33 Well, they can call you now, because you're the new Hero League president.
03:37 Me?
03:39 Regular Citizen Kickbutt out!
03:44 Chloe, teleport me home.
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04:34 Did you just make President Kickbutt quit?
04:38 And did she just make me the new president?
04:41 Kids, you need to fix this.
04:44 I feel terrible. We didn't know she would quit.
04:47 Yeah, we just asked her for a few things every day over and over.
04:51 Well, maybe Kickbutt didn't mean it. She didn't even send the presidential liaison.
04:57 Hello, I'm your presidential liaison.
05:02 Hank Thunderman, I need to know if you'll accept the nomination.
05:05 This is insane. Sir, we need to speak with President Kickbutt.
05:09 Oh, she's disappeared to a place where you annoying Thundermans would never find her.
05:13 Oh, her word's not mine.
05:15 Don't you speak that way to the emperor's daughter.
05:19 I don't know. It's a big decision.
05:25 Oh, it's bigger than big.
05:27 The Hero League will be without a president if you decline.
05:30 I'll give you some room to decide.
05:33 Phoebe, do you realize what this means?
05:40 That we drove poor Kickbutt so crazy she quit her job?
05:43 Am I really that annoying?
05:45 Don't answer that.
05:46 No, now that Kickbutt's gone, we can get everything we want.
05:50 We just have to convince Dad to become president.
05:53 Kickbutt did say she's not coming back.
05:56 Yeah.
05:57 And I do want Cherry to be my assistant.
05:59 Huh?
06:00 And I do love making you wait for me to decide.
06:02 You know you want to. Come on.
06:04 I don't know. It's a really big responsibility, honey.
06:09 But, Dad, it only makes sense for the greatest superhero who ever lived to become the Hero League president.
06:17 Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
06:20 But you can.
06:22 And, Mom, you would make an amazing first lady.
06:26 Oh, I would, wouldn't I?
06:29 Once a simple farm girl, Barbara McBooger's been picked for greatness.
06:34 Phoebe, look at them. Something's different.
06:39 Yeah, you're right.
06:41 They look almost...presidential.
06:45 The super world needs us, honey.
06:50 Yeah.
06:51 Mr. Liaison, it's time to make Hank Tiberius Thunderman super president.
06:57 Wonderful!
06:59 Congratulations, Dad.
07:02 Congratulations, Max.
07:04 Congratulations, Phoebe.
07:06 Okay, Mr. Thunderman.
07:15 After you've been sworn in, you'll take a bite from the inaugural cake.
07:19 Ooh, my stomach is ready to serve.
07:22 Super presidents have taken a ceremonial bite from the cake for over 200 years.
07:29 200 years old? Hope that comes with a barf bag.
07:33 Ah, there it is. In that dish.
07:37 I'll be right back. I forgot to bring the Hero League handbook.
07:44 I'm a train wreck today.
07:48 Barb, I have to tell you something.
07:51 You ate the cake.
07:52 I ate the cake.
07:54 How? When? Oh, I have so many questions.
07:58 I was just coming back from the bathroom. It was sitting there.
08:01 I thought it was hallway cake.
08:03 That's what you're going with? Hallway cake?
08:06 I am new. I am new to politics.
08:09 You won't be a cannabis scandal on your first day.
08:11 You'll go down as the worst president in history.
08:13 Oh, you're right. No one can ever know about this.
08:16 I don't want to be known as Super President Cake Butt.
08:19 Let's begin the ceremony.
08:24 Mr. Thunderman, please place your hand on the Hero League handbook.
08:29 Do you swear to serve the Hero League with the utmost honesty and integrity?
08:38 Of course. Why do you ask? What have you heard?
08:40 I do.
08:43 Congratulations, Mr. Super President.
08:47 Get to the cake, people.
08:51 Hank, we have to do something.
08:58 Oh, let's skip the cake.
09:02 Fun fact about your new president, I am a health freak.
09:06 Nonsense.
09:10 It's tradition to take a tiny sliver of the three-layered butter...
09:16 Oh, my gosh! I'm running out of cake!
09:20 Whatever must have did this is an enemy of the Hero League.
09:25 Mr. President, will you launch an investigation to catch the cake eater?
09:28 Oh, yeah. Of course I'm going to do that.
09:31 That filthy criminal will pay for eating that buttercream cake with the chocolate spirals and the delicate...
09:36 Oh, they get it, Mr. President. Neither of us will rest until we find this unknown person who no one knows the identity of.
09:45 Get to the cake, right?
09:48 I'll totally.
09:49 Definitely.
09:50 Max, I'd like to introduce you to my new soup assistant, Cherry.
10:03 Um, Ms. Thunderman, you have a bestie dance break scheduled in five minutes.
10:08 Oh, um, let's move that to now.
10:11 Hey, Cherry, can you, uh, pass a message along to your boss? You're both dumb!
10:24 It is so cool that President Data proved you working for me.
10:30 Actually, before Dad left for work, I borrowed his approval stamp. We can get anything we want. All we have to do is stamp it with this.
10:37 Max, how could you not tell me that you had this?
10:42 Two milkshakes, please.
10:48 It's almost too much power.
10:56 Don't worry, Pheebs. We'll use it responsibly.
11:00 It's my million dollar rocket shark!
11:06 I love you, rocket shark. You're perfect.
11:18 I knew he'd find a new girlfriend. I already like her more than Allison.
11:26 Max, take me on a ride. I want to go somewhere exotic like the moon or Bruno Mars.
11:32 No way, I get to go first.
11:34 No, me first.
11:36 Okay, you first.
11:38 Nora, you just lasered Billy.
11:42 Yeah, it's my thing.
11:44 Well, our thing is protecting the First Family, even from each other. From now on, you have to stay ten feet apart at all times.
11:53 If this involves math, you should probably talk to Nora.
11:57 Billy, he's saying we can't play together.
12:00 This is why I hate math!
12:03 Wow, Billy and Nora aren't allowed to play with each other?
12:08 Well, maybe some time apart will be good for them.
12:11 Hmm, they can learn to be more independent?
12:13 No, so Billy's laser burns can heal.
12:15 Anyway, I'm going to take the rocket shark to Australia.
12:18 Alright, well, Cherry and I are going to take Dad's approval stamp for a spin.
12:22 Uh, assistant, do we have time for a little shopping in Milan?
12:26 I've already filled out the request form.
12:29 You just put giant cherries on all your paperwork.
12:33 It's gotten me this far.
12:37 (roaring)
12:40 Max's new girlfriend is very rude.
12:52 Domo arigato, Super Ambassador.
12:58 I'll see you at the summit, Super Senator.
13:00 I look forward to high tea, Super Queen of England.
13:04 Hank, here's your presidential schedule.
13:09 It's going to be a busy year.
13:11 That's just for this morning.
13:13 I'm too busy dealing with a cake-eating investigation that I called for and also in the subject of.
13:20 Sir, I have an update on the investigation and frankly, I'm disappointed.
13:26 Oh no, this is it, Barb.
13:28 All of our evidence points to it being...
13:31 a wild animal.
13:34 Really? What do you think that?
13:38 Only a rabid beast could eat that cake so thoroughly.
13:42 There was a lot of hair and saliva and claw marks.
13:45 Okay, okay, okay.
13:47 Thank you for the update.
13:50 Oh, that was close.
13:54 I want to celebrate, but I still wish we hadn't lied.
13:58 Me too, but we avoided a scandal and no one will ever find out.
14:03 Unless an unknown stranger sends video of you eating the cake.
14:10 Oh, come on!
14:12 If you don't meet my demands, I'll release this video to the press.
14:16 Did you get some in your ear?
14:26 It's everywhere, Barb. Everywhere.
14:30 G'day, Thunder Mates.
14:39 Oh my gosh, you would not believe what Cherry and I did in Milan.
14:43 Shopping?
14:45 Okay, yeah.
14:47 Laura, whatcha doing?
14:49 Just playing checkers by myself because I'm not allowed to play with Billy.
14:53 Watch this.
14:56 Wow, that's pretty brilliant.
15:02 Yeah, they'll never catch us if I don't stand here too long.
15:06 They're playing together! Code red! Code red!
15:10 What are you guys putting on them?
15:16 Necklaces that will zap them with electricity if they get within ten feet of each other.
15:20 The closer they get, the bigger the blast.
15:23 Is this a joke?
15:25 Ow!
15:27 The joke hurts!
15:30 This isn't fair!
15:32 You know what isn't fair? I still live with my mother.
15:36 You can have our bedroom, Laura. I'll sleep in the bathtub.
15:41 Ow. This isn't good.
15:47 Yeah. Now I gotta walk all the way upstairs to use the bathroom.
15:52 What's wrong, Chloe?
15:56 Mommy's too busy to do story time, so I'm stuck with this guy.
16:01 Then, Super Little Bear said, "Somebody's been eating my porridge."
16:08 Okay, bears don't eat porridge, and they certainly don't sleep in beds.
16:14 He's killing the magic!
16:17 Ugh, Max. All this bad stuff is happening because we made Dad president.
16:27 True, but let's not ignore all the good stuff that's also happening.
16:31 Like, I got the rocket shark, and you're paying Cherry to hang out with you.
16:36 Hey, it's not a job if you're doing what you love.
16:40 The point is, our whole family's lives are being destroyed because of us.
16:44 I wouldn't say our whole family. Dad loves being president.
16:48 Do you hear crying?
16:55 Oh, hello.
17:05 Dad? Are you crying in my lair slide?
17:10 Kids, being president's making me do things I wouldn't normally do,
17:15 but I made the decision to be president, so here we are.
17:20 Close me up, children.
17:23 No matter how far I go in that rocket shark,
17:28 I will never escape the memory of that blubbering man-child.
17:32 We have to fix our family.
17:35 Why me?
17:38 Fast.
17:40 This all started because we made Kickbutt quit.
17:43 Maybe we can find her and convince her to take her job back.
17:46 Good idea. Let's go find Kickbutt.
17:49 Sorry, kids, but former president Kickbutt doesn't want you to find her.
17:54 I'm authorized to use painful force to stop you.
17:58 Painful force! Get in here!
18:01 Friends?
18:03 You're the guy that's gonna stop people?
18:06 Please, don't be afraid. I know I'm very intimidating.
18:11 There's no way you're gonna stop us from getting Kickbutt.
18:14 Yeah, so get out of the way unless you want the kick of the butt to be your butt getting kicked by us.
18:22 Hey, freeze breath.
18:25 Ow!
18:26 You try to use your powers against me, you feel a painful force.
18:30 So, you guys will stay?
18:32 Yeah, sure. After I use my heat breath.
18:36 Ow!
18:38 What he's trying to say is we'll stay.
18:43 Alright, so in order to find Kickbutt and save our family, we have to get past this painful force person.
18:55 Any ideas?
18:57 We may not be able to use our powers, but we can use these bad boys.
19:02 Ow!
19:04 Yeah, we'll knock him out with your stinky pits.
19:07 Does anyone know if I can wear this shock necklace in the bathtub?
19:13 That's it. We're gonna give this guy the shock of his life.
19:19 Hi, painful force. I see you do sudoku puzzles.
19:24 To tease the brain.
19:27 Billy, go!
19:29 We did it!
19:37 You guys okay?
19:38 We did it!
19:41 They're good? To the rocket shark!
19:44 Hank, come on out!
19:49 I know you're in your cry spot.
19:53 I'm not crying. It's got some slide dust in my eye.
19:59 I just got another text. The person who has a video of you eating the cake said to meet him in the lair.
20:06 It could be anybody, Barb.
20:08 Like Colosso?
20:10 Nah, he's not smart enough to pull this off.
20:13 I'm the blackmailer, you jerks!
20:17 What do you want, rabbit?
20:20 To be the Hero League's secretary of fashion.
20:24 I want to outlaw dad khakis and yoga pants.
20:27 But that's everything we wear.
20:29 Do as I say or the world gets to see you stuff your face with history.
20:34 I am not making you secretary of fashion.
20:39 Even if it means I tarnish the Thunderman name and get kicked out of office in disgrace.
20:44 I can't do it, Barb!
20:46 Just give him what he wants, we're in too deep!
20:50 Okay, the rocket shark ran a global search and said that Kick Butt's here.
21:03 What is this place?
21:04 Welcome to Kick Butt travel, where your happiness is...
21:07 Oh, you found me.
21:09 Uh, can we chat?
21:12 I don't have time for this. I run a travel business now for non-flying supes.
21:17 Hi, here's my ticket to Aruba.
21:20 Ah, the astonishing beach bum. Looks like you're about to depart.
21:24 Thanks for flying the Kick Butt skies.
21:27 Yahoo!
21:30 Whoa!
21:31 Cool!
21:32 Uh, how do people get home?
21:36 That's their problem.
21:40 Kick Butt, we need to talk to you.
21:42 Please, please, please be president again.
21:44 First you tell me I'm not doing my job, now you're begging me to go back to it?
21:49 We're sorry. You were a really great president.
21:53 We never should have wasted your time calling you every day.
21:55 Yeah, we realized we were just being selfish.
21:57 And if you would just come back as president, we promise to stop calling you.
22:01 Except to see how things are going with Colosso.
22:04 So, what do you say?
22:09 Look! The Northern Lights!
22:11 This latitude? That seems highly unlikely.
22:14 [screams]
22:16 Eh, you don't need to kick my butt home. I got the rocket shark.
22:22 You got the rocket shark?
22:25 [screams]
22:27 [screams]
22:31 [screams]
22:34 [screams]
22:36 Well, that flight was terrible.
22:42 What's going on?
22:47 Better hurry in and find out.
22:49 Ow!
22:50 [groans]
22:51 Uh, who are all these goobers in our living room?
23:02 Yeah, what's going on?
23:04 Mom and dad are having a press conference.
23:06 Hey, Hank, Barb!
23:08 Real excited about being the secretary of fashion.
23:11 But I also want something bigger.
23:13 Like what?
23:15 The statue of Colosso!
23:18 What does that statue have to do with you being secretary of fashion?
23:25 Nothing! I just want it!
23:27 And if I don't get it, I'll release that video.
23:30 President Cake, what?
23:32 Are you ever going to stop making demands?
23:36 Are you ever going to stop stuffing random cakes in your mouth?
23:39 I'll answer both.
23:41 No!
23:42 May I have your attention?
23:47 I came here to make a special announcement regarding Dr. Colosso.
23:53 Here it comes.
23:56 Instead, I'm going to say that I am the one who ate the cake.
24:02 Huh?
24:03 Is this seriously a shock to people?
24:07 I'm sorry, everyone. I know I let you down,
24:12 but being president is really, really hard.
24:16 I could have told you that.
24:20 Cakebot's back!
24:22 Our eloquent plea touched your heart.
24:24 Not even close.
24:26 The liaison told me Hank was crying like a big baby in a slide.
24:33 His words, not mine.
24:36 I said it and I own it.
24:39 I knew I had to come back to be president.
24:43 That is, if Hank is willing to step down.
24:47 Yes, I stepped down.
24:48 Is it over, honey?
24:51 It's over, baby.
24:54 (Billy's phone rings)
24:56 Billy, we can hang out with each other again.
25:02 How about we go play our favorite game?
25:04 Sure.
25:05 Ow! I meant checkers.
25:08 Now, we'll reinstate President Kickbutt with the traditional reinstatement cake.
25:16 Oh my gosh! Somebody ate this cake, too!
25:22 It wasn't me!
25:23 It wasn't me either, baby!
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