The Thundermans Season 3 Episode 13 He Got Game Night
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00:00 I'm tackling new force!
00:04 It's not that kind of game night, Chloe.
00:09 It's when we all get together and have fun as a family.
00:12 Yeah, mom and dad go all out. It's kind of ridiculous.
00:15 Just like your kissing ringtone.
00:20 Sounds like your girlfriend, Allison, is texting you.
00:24 Max and Allison sitting in a tree. K.I.
00:29 Well, you know what goes on in that tree.
00:33 Allison's not my girlfriend. We're just hanging out.
00:37 And whoever changed my ringtone, very funny.
00:41 Seriously, that was kind of funny.
00:45 Is she coming over so we can all finally meet her?
00:48 No way. She's just coming over to pick up a book to study for our exam on Monday.
00:53 I don't need books because I invented a device to make me smarter.
00:57 Clearly you haven't used it yet.
01:01 Live from our beautiful home in downtown Hiddenville, it's Thunderman Family Game Night!
01:15 Hey! Welcome everybody. Thank you so much.
01:21 I, of course, am your dad, Hank, and this is your beautiful mom, Bob!
01:28 Thanks, Hank. It's good to be back.
01:32 Yay, mommy and daddy!
01:36 Aw, she thinks they're cool.
01:41 The game our family will be playing tonight is "Who Art It?"
01:48 That's right. The winning team will draw, charade, and sculpt their way to victory.
01:58 Just get to the prize wheel!
02:00 Prize wheel! Prize wheel! Prize wheel!
02:04 Did someone say prize wheel?
02:09 Ooh, maybe it'll finally land on new car.
02:15 I just don't want it to land on underwear shopping spree.
02:18 I don't wear them, people!
02:23 Hold on, family. Chloe doesn't have a teammate for her first game night.
02:28 That's right.
02:30 And since she just loves her big sister Phoebe, maybe they should be teammates.
02:36 Yay, Phoebe!
02:39 Aw, she thinks you're cool.
02:42 Max, you and I are usually teammates. Who are you going to play with?
02:46 I guess I could settle for Colosso, unless he's busy.
02:50 [laughter]
02:53 He has no wife.
02:55 Okay, who wants to spin the wheel? How about this adorable contestant?
03:06 You gotta spin it to win it, baby!
03:14 It better not land on new car, Hank. We spent half our savings on these darn outfits.
03:19 It never does. New cars are on the wheel just to keep them excited about the game.
03:24 The chances of it landing on it are one in a million.
03:29 New cars!
03:31 Yay!
03:33 How did this happen?
03:38 Yeah, we did it!
03:41 Can't give you a thumbs up, too, if I had thumbs.
03:46 A car is in my future and it's new.
03:53 What you see is not what you get.
03:57 Living our lives with a secret.
04:00 We fit right in, bet you never guessed.
04:04 We're living our lives just like all the rest.
04:08 A picture-perfect family is what we try to be.
04:12 Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do.
04:16 This isn't make-believe, it's our reality.
04:19 Just your average family trying to be normal.
04:23 We stay out of trouble, living a double life.
04:30 Breaking that wheel was one of our best ideas ever, Colosso.
04:36 Freaking out mom and dad just icing on the cake.
04:39 Yeah, look at 'em.
04:41 They're all like, "Hank, you said this couldn't happen!"
04:45 "I just don't know what went wrong!"
04:50 "I got dad's face from the wheel and it on a new car."
04:56 "Oh, hey! You still have the selfie we took when you turned me back into a human!"
05:01 "Of course. Make a great team. And when we win game night, that car will be ours."
05:09 (audience laughing)
05:14 (audience laughing)
05:20 Cruising in that car with you and Allison's gonna be epic.
05:23 Allison, huh?
05:26 That'll be...fun.
05:30 (audience laughing)
05:35 (screams)
05:40 What are you up to this time, Max?
05:44 First you convince me to partner with a four-year-old and then the wheel lands on new car?
05:48 This whole thing smells fishy.
05:50 Oh, that's me. I'm covered in fish oil.
05:53 My fur has never been silkier.
05:58 I didn't do anything to the wheel.
06:01 If you don't believe me, go down to my lair and check for evidence.
06:06 (explosion)
06:09 You know what? It doesn't matter.
06:11 Chloe and I are gonna win that car and go on the best road trip ever.
06:17 Next stop, the library.
06:21 Best road trip ever!
06:24 (audience laughing)
06:29 My fantasy is right.
06:32 I should get Chloe to the library for a quick study sesh.
06:35 Are you fantasizing about studying?
06:37 Are you about to get hit with popcorn?
06:40 (explosion)
06:42 (audience laughing)
06:46 How cool would it be if we had our own new car?
06:50 (audience laughing)
06:53 To the amusement park, driver.
06:57 And don't forget the bubbles, Coco.
07:01 (audience laughing)
07:08 Cool!
07:11 We've got to find a way to win this game.
07:13 I have an idea. You figure out what to do while I eat Dad's couch chips.
07:18 (audience laughing)
07:22 Hey, Max has a device to make himself smarter for his exam.
07:27 We can use it to make us smarter for game night.
07:30 See? I told you my idea would work.
07:33 (audience laughing)
07:38 Well, the wheel looks perfectly clean.
07:41 Yeah, I guess Max didn't rig it.
07:45 (audience laughing)
07:49 We're not buying anyone a car, so I guess there's only one thing to do.
07:53 Win game night.
07:55 (explosion)
07:57 We're going to be the smartest people in the house, Billy.
08:00 After I go, you'll go. Hit it!
08:03 (explosion)
08:06 (audience laughing)
08:08 So, do you feel smarter?
08:10 Totally.
08:14 Hey! You stole my bow.
08:17 (sneezes)
08:19 You can't do that.
08:21 (sneezes)
08:23 I'll show you.
08:25 You heard her. Cut it out.
08:27 (sneezes)
08:30 Oh, wait.
08:32 (sneezes)
08:38 Max, come get some pizza before we start playing.
08:41 Okay.
08:42 What are you doing?
08:44 Don't eat with the enemy.
08:47 Right.
08:49 Let's do a little warm-up before we embarrass those losers.
08:52 I don't think we need it, but okay.
08:55 Guess this clue.
08:57 Yeah, okay.
08:58 Uh-huh. Got a little bit of this thing going.
09:01 Curl that back around.
09:03 It's a phrase.
09:05 (audience laughing)
09:07 And we're going to lose.
09:09 (audience laughing)
09:13 Your stupid girlfriend's here for her book.
09:16 She's not my girlfriend.
09:19 Shh!
09:21 You're twirling in a cologne cloud?
09:24 Who are you?
09:27 Ugh.
09:29 Hey, you.
09:31 Hey.
09:32 Thanks. How's game night going?
09:34 Oh, it's good.
09:36 About to play Who Arted.
09:38 Oh, I love that game.
09:40 Every summer camp, we played Who Arted all the time.
09:43 I would cut loose and rip out a win every week.
09:47 Really?
09:50 How would you like to be my partner for game night?
09:54 Seriously?
09:56 Guess someone's finally ready for me to meet his family.
10:00 Gotta meet 'em to beat 'em.
10:02 What do you say?
10:03 Yeah, just give me a second to call my mom.
10:05 All right.
10:06 See you in there, partner.
10:09 (audience laughing)
10:12 Hi, Mom. I'm at Hangout at Max's.
10:14 Finally wants me to meet his family.
10:16 I told you I was his girlfriend.
10:21 Hey, hey!
10:25 Hey, what are you doing?
10:27 Sorry, Colosso.
10:28 I got a partner who can draw and doesn't smell like fish.
10:31 You'll regret this!
10:35 It's game time.
10:37 Hey, what'd you do to Colosso?
10:40 Mind your own business. Got a new partner.
10:43 New partner?
10:45 (doorbell rings)
10:49 Oh! This must be...
10:53 Your heart's just trying to psych us out?
10:58 Are you kidding me?
10:59 He can't just switch partners at the last minute.
11:01 Can't you see he's up to something?
11:03 It's one less supervillain playing for a car.
11:06 Well, allow it.
11:08 (theme music)
11:14 Bedtime story!
11:15 Yes!
11:16 How could you allow this?
11:19 Billy and Nora, your turn.
11:22 Let's see what you got.
11:28 A pen! A boy with a pen!
11:31 A boy with a pen who's staring at me.
11:35 You haven't even started drawing yet.
11:37 Submarine! Gumbo! Church!
11:39 Home for the holidays!
11:43 Someone else go so I don't have to explain what's happening.
11:47 All right, Chloe, we're up.
11:50 Thank you.
11:52 All right.
11:54 Ooh, okay.
11:56 (sniffing)
12:09 This is hard to watch, but I can't look away.
12:20 (buzzer)
12:23 Heart and soul!
12:26 Ooh, I'm wet.
12:27 I'm really wet.
12:30 All right, don't worry, Chloe.
12:31 We'll just win the next one.
12:33 I'm bored.
12:34 I'm gonna go see my dollies.
12:37 Wait, Chloe!
12:40 Aw, tough break, Phoebe.
12:43 Yes!
12:44 Now all we have to do is beat Max and Allison and we get a new car.
12:48 I mean, we don't have to buy a new car.
12:51 There's a lot going on.
12:54 Nice try, Max.
12:56 I'm gonna find another partner.
12:57 You're not getting rid of me that easy.
12:59 It's not my fault Chloe ditched you.
13:01 I'd never do that.
13:05 Oh, please, you already ditched Klaus.
13:08 Oh.
13:10 (music)
13:15 Oh, I'll get it.
13:17 That's my new teammate.
13:20 Hello, family!
13:26 Uncle Colosso's here for game night.
13:32 You're going down.
13:40 Uncle Colosso, what are you doing up here?
13:44 In here, here, just here.
13:47 I'm here to help my dear niece win this game.
13:51 Hello, it's nice to meet another member of Max's family.
13:55 Not that I've technically met anyone else.
13:59 I thought this was supposed to be family game night.
14:05 Barbara?
14:09 Still as ravishing as ever?
14:13 Ew, ew, okay, no, no.
14:16 Phoebe, I'd like to talk to you in the kitchen, please.
14:18 Oh, really, what about?
14:20 Phoebe, kitchen, now!
14:29 You two look smaller than I remember.
14:33 Come on, Nora, let's sneak downstairs and fix your brain
14:36 while no one's looking.
14:41 We're going to fix my brain so nobody looks.
14:49 So, this is weird.
14:52 What are you talking about?
14:54 Him.
15:01 Hey, you want a quick tour of the house?
15:03 Oh, I'd love one.
15:05 Yeah, let's start with the back.
15:06 Oh, okay.
15:08 Well, I've seen a lot of shit.
15:13 What are you doing?
15:15 Looking for some shredded newspaper.
15:17 There was a lot of water and I don't want to ruin Lady Barbara's couch.
15:22 Of all people you teamed up with Phoebe,
15:24 I thought we were best friends.
15:26 We were, till you ditched me for little Miss Bright Eyes.
15:29 Her eyes are amazing, aren't they?
15:32 Ick.
15:34 The point is, Phoebe's my new best friend now.
15:39 All right, I still can't stand her,
15:41 but I am going to help her win that car so you can't get it.
15:44 Traitor!
15:45 You're the traitor!
15:46 You're the traitor!
15:47 You teamed up with Phoebe!
15:48 Throw me down the stairs!
15:49 All right, I think I finally got all the Colosso cooties off my hands.
15:54 Honestly, Phoebe, what were you thinking?
15:57 Using the animalizer to turn Colosso human?
16:01 Word!
16:02 I want a car!
16:05 Two words!
16:06 I'm changing him back and you're out of the game!
16:10 That's not fair.
16:11 You can't just kick me out of family game night.
16:14 Uh, Hank, come over here.
16:16 There's no way I'm letting you win!
16:18 There's no way I'm letting you win!
16:21 [screaming]
16:28 Colosso can stay.
16:30 Yes!
16:31 Thank you!
16:32 Thank you.
16:33 And when those two teams take each other down, we win the game!
16:37 And then it's hello, new car!
16:40 I knew it was wrong the second I said it.
16:44 Hmm.
16:46 Oh, here's the problem.
16:48 This thing was set to stupid.
16:50 Why would Max even make that a setting?
16:54 I like it when my eyes fart fire.
16:58 Okay, I see why he did it.
17:01 All right, all we have to do is set this thing to smart.
17:06 Now you're definitely smart enough to win us that car.
17:19 Je suis super intelligente, Billy.
17:22 Je parle français.
17:24 Pourquoi je parle français?
17:26 You're speaking French.
17:28 Why are you speaking French?
17:30 Kids, get up here or you're out of the game!
17:33 Hurry up!
17:34 The next category is French culture!
17:37 [laughing]
17:40 French culture?
17:41 You're good at that now, right?
17:43 Oui, oui.
17:44 You can oui, oui later.
17:46 Focus on the question.
17:49 Are you good at French culture?
17:53 [laughing]
17:56 [music]
18:02 The toy bed.
18:04 Wrong!
18:06 Eiffel Tower.
18:08 Hey, she said it in French.
18:10 She's showboating.
18:12 Ten points for Billy and Nora.
18:16 All right, Bibi, you and your very annoying uncle are up next.
18:21 This is awful.
18:23 We should have this game in the bag by now.
18:25 Okay, I think maybe I should go.
18:27 I wanted to meet your family, but this is getting really intense.
18:30 No, it's intense.
18:31 I'm not intense.
18:32 I just want to win!
18:35 Why'd you do that?
18:38 Forgive me.
18:40 It's like I'm not in control of my own limbs.
18:45 Oh, our turn.
18:47 Go sculpt me a masterpiece so we can win this thing.
18:53 I have had it with you.
18:55 I can't use my powers right now, but I can do this.
19:01 Ow!
19:04 Ow!
19:05 You can't do that to my partner!
19:08 Don't hit me, you traitor!
19:10 Just eat this!
19:11 Get out of your back, stabber!
19:14 Hey!
19:16 Don't hit the little ones!
19:18 Fine!
19:19 I'll hit the big ones!
19:22 Those are my good pillows, you stupid rabbit!
19:27 Breeder!
19:29 He's a rabbit, Breeder!
19:33 Hey!
19:34 Get out!
19:37 Stop it!
19:41 Nice!
19:45 What is going on?
19:46 Max started it!
19:48 Yeah, he's a liar and a cheater!
19:50 You don't deserve to win that car, Max.
19:52 You brought in your girlfriend, the game night wizard.
19:55 I told you, she's not my girlfriend!
19:58 I'm not?
20:03 You're like such an idiot.
20:06 Max, I think I speak for everyone here when I say,
20:21 you don't need her good riddance!
20:32 I've been waiting to do that all night!
20:37 Well, good night.
20:38 If you need me, I'll be down in the lair, hating you all!
20:48 I don't know what just happened.
20:51 Let a girl explain it to you.
20:54 She's your girlfriend!
20:56 She is?
20:58 Think about it, Max.
21:00 Every time you see her, you're all worried about how you smell.
21:04 And you talk about her all the time.
21:06 You see her every day.
21:08 And you get that look in your eye when you think about her.
21:12 That's it.
21:14 It's the same look your father gets when he finds potato chips in the furniture.
21:24 Max, you went to all that trouble to win the car.
21:30 What were you going to do with it?
21:32 Ride around with Allison.
21:35 Oh, man, she is my girlfriend!
21:43 Allison!
21:47 Are you stealing my sister's roller skates?
21:50 No, my bike's got a flat.
21:53 I think something chewed a hole in my tire.
21:56 Take that, bright eyes!
22:03 Look, Allison, I'm so sorry.
22:07 For using me for a stupid car?
22:09 For everything.
22:11 And the only reason I wanted that stupid car was so I could go places with you.
22:18 Really?
22:19 Yeah.
22:22 The truth is, I never even had a real girlfriend before.
22:28 But if I was going to have one, I wanted to be you.
22:36 Aww!
22:42 So, will you?
22:46 Yes!
22:49 And next time, tell me I'm your game night wizard.
22:52 I'll bring my A-game, fool!
22:59 We're coming back in now!
23:10 Mom, Dad, everyone, meet my girlfriend, Allison.
23:18 Hi!
23:20 Again.
23:23 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Allison.
23:30 That's my mom. I gotta get home.
23:32 It was so nice to finally meet you, but you understand if I meet Max on the porch from now on?
23:37 We do.
23:42 So, I'll see you tomorrow?
23:46 Um...
23:52 Right.
23:58 Save it for the tree!
24:02 Bye, Allison!
24:03 See ya!
24:05 Well, I guess that means game night's over.
24:08 Wait, who won the car?
24:11 Well, since you and Max cheated, you two are out, and that puts your dad and I in second place!
24:18 No, Lauren and I came in second after our comeback in the last round.
24:24 I guess that means you have to buy them a car.
24:28 You know you're my favorite sister, right?
24:33 Thank you, Phoebe, but you can't buy my car.
24:40 Say what now?
24:45 Wait, did you two mess with the machine down in my lair?
24:49 I don't understand.
24:53 Sweet, I am totally gonna pass my French exam.
24:58 But all you guys need to know is that they cheated.
25:02 That means we don't have to buy a car!
25:05 Thank goodness each one of you kids is a terrible, stinking cheater!
25:11 Your mother and I have never been more proud of you guys!
25:21 Sorry, Coco, we're not getting the car.