6'9" 300lb Wrestler VS. 6'4'' 400lb Repair Man Fighting In A Main Event Tonight... WHO YA GOT?
Rough N' Rowdy | Rough N' Rowdy
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00:00 (intense music)
00:00 - Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03 - All right, everybody, it's Large
00:04 from Large Valuable Promotions.
00:06 On behalf of Rough and Rowdy,
00:08 I'm in beautiful North Bergen, New Jersey,
00:10 the home of Jim J. Braddock,
00:12 for those who are fans of the "Cinderella Man" movie.
00:14 Now I'm here to talk to Bruno, El Oso Blanco.
00:17 He's gonna be fighting on the card of Rough and Rowdy
00:19 against a big fat 400 pound guy.
00:21 I'm gonna talk to him about some wrestling.
00:23 I'm gonna talk to him about some boxing.
00:24 We're just gonna mix some stuff up.
00:26 Brother, how are you?
00:27 - What's up, player?
00:27 My man, how are you?
00:28 - We're gonna go in here.
00:30 This is his fitness boxing.
00:31 This is his trainer, Desmond.
00:32 This is an old school boxing place.
00:34 This is a place where boxing is born.
00:36 I can't wait to get in here and chop it up.
00:39 (upbeat music)
00:41 - I need a heater.
00:47 I need a heater, I got a heater.
00:49 (laughing)
00:50 How tall are you?
00:51 - Six nine.
00:52 - Six nine, and you can't teach that.
00:54 All right, so this is actually the second time we're meeting
00:58 but the first time we met,
00:59 I let you down.
01:00 I dragged your giant ass out to Providence, Rhode Island
01:04 for Rough and Rowdy.
01:05 We had it all set up.
01:06 We had a seven foot German to fight you.
01:09 And it was going along as planned.
01:11 We did the weigh in.
01:12 - What are you gonna do?
01:12 You ain't seven foot.
01:14 You ain't seven foot.
01:16 You lying ass motherfucker.
01:17 Go back to Germany, puta.
01:19 (speaking in foreign language)
01:27 - And then something happened overnight.
01:29 Guy caught a little bit of,
01:30 I think what you called the Cuban flu.
01:31 - Cuban flu.
01:32 - Yeah, so he never showed up the next day.
01:33 I don't wanna call the guy a coward,
01:35 but shoe fits wear it.
01:36 - Anybody, any fucking wear it, bro.
01:38 This fucking German drove up from Kentucky
01:40 to piss his fucking pants.
01:42 - So you had to go home without a fight.
01:44 And I promised you that I'd get you a fight
01:46 at the next Rough and Rowdy.
01:47 His name is, he's got a great name.
01:50 He's from Porkville, Maryland.
01:51 - Yeah.
01:52 - Porkville, Maryland. - Porkville.
01:53 - Yeah, his name is Dalton Diesel Konknovich.
01:57 I have nothing against Dalton.
01:58 I'm sure you're about to have something against Dalton,
02:01 but he's a 400 pounder.
02:02 This is gonna look essentially like the number 10, right?
02:05 So how do you feel about going in there against Diesel?
02:07 - I signed up to fight.
02:08 - Right.
02:09 - I don't care how big they are,
02:10 how small they are, how fat they are.
02:12 It doesn't matter to me, I wanna fight.
02:14 That's why I signed up, right?
02:15 - Okay, yeah, absolutely.
02:16 Let's talk about trash talk.
02:18 Dalton Diesel Konknovich.
02:21 When I knock you down,
02:22 I'll hit you in the frickin' life alert for you, all right?
02:24 (engine revving)
02:25 - I'm gonna fucking stomp him on the old pump truck
02:27 and take him down.
02:28 (engine revving)
02:29 - Now that's the whole play for him.
02:32 That you're an older dude.
02:33 How old of a guy are you?
02:34 - I'm 38.
02:34 - You think a 400 pounder at 27's got more in the tank
02:37 than you at 37?
02:38 - The seven footer who was 24 backed out on the fight.
02:41 - And that was the big German.
02:42 That's another question I wanna talk to you.
02:43 You're a big Cuban, very proud Cuban.
02:45 - Very.
02:46 - El Oso Blanco.
02:48 - Yes, sir.
02:48 - The white bear.
02:49 Your favorite sandwich is a Cuban,
02:51 the whole goddamn thing.
02:51 - Sir.
02:52 - Nobody's gonna get you.
02:53 I think you were quoted as saying this,
02:55 that Germans are pussies.
02:58 - Pretty much.
02:58 - Okay, all right, so let's talk about the wrestling thing.
03:01 After Providence, the following week,
03:03 you had had a gig near me, so I brought my whole family.
03:05 - Yeah, I appreciate that.
03:06 - We sat right inside, I thought it was awesome.
03:08 It was just a great night.
03:09 Like an old school feel.
03:10 There was a guy tapping beers and solo cups.
03:12 I will tell you though,
03:14 traditional boxers don't necessarily do well
03:18 in rough and rowdy.
03:19 And part of rough and rowdy is knowing
03:21 that you can get away with some pushes.
03:22 You can get away with a lot more than pushes sometimes.
03:25 - Oh my God!
03:26 - Oh my God!
03:27 - Oh my God!
03:29 - Slams his opponent through the mat.
03:32 - Now, now that for the first time,
03:33 Lord Burns takes control.
03:35 - Oh!
03:36 - What is that?
03:36 - That is a hip toss.
03:37 - No, no, no.
03:38 - That is a complete judo hip toss.
03:39 - Dave, you gotta fight.
03:40 You gotta fight to let them keep fighting.
03:41 - What is that?
03:43 - Oh, he pushed him!
03:44 - Oh my God!
03:45 (laughing)
03:48 - Oh, Dave!
03:49 (laughing)
03:51 - Oh my God!
03:52 (laughing)
03:54 - In the cup, in the cup!
03:58 He's twisted in the cup!
04:00 - Hope you're enjoying the video.
04:03 Stay tuned to see why Large looks like this right now.
04:05 And make sure to get Wicked Tea Pirate Water
04:08 at drinkpiratewater.com, Circle K, Walmart,
04:11 or order on GoPuff.
04:13 Large?
04:13 - I'm sorry.
04:16 Robbie, I gotta be honest.
04:17 I don't recommend you ever getting in with a 6'9" Cuban,
04:20 but if you do, I recommend you bring plenty of Pirate Water.
04:23 - All right, so I talk about the legality
04:26 of rough and rowdy fighting,
04:28 and how you can dance the lines of what's legal
04:30 and what's not in boxing.
04:31 I can tell you, you can't throw anybody into a fucking tree.
04:34 Why would you do that in the first place?
04:36 - He pissed me off.
04:38 - Okay.
04:39 I also have a small promotion company,
04:42 and it's called LVP, Large is Valuable Promotions.
04:44 Very small, stable.
04:46 We started with Amesbury, Daniel Amesbury,
04:49 Diamond Hands.
04:50 - Yes, sir.
04:51 - Tough as nails minor league hockey player.
04:53 Throws haymakers.
04:54 - Also handlebars.
04:56 - Yeah, has no center of gravity
04:57 once you get him off his skates, right?
04:59 I mean, the guy's basically cemented into the ground.
05:02 And then the second guy I have is Joe McGovro,
05:05 who's the black Italian Stein.
05:06 - Yes, sir.
05:07 I actually was in the room with him for the last one.
05:09 We shared a locker together.
05:10 - Yeah, great guy.
05:11 I would love for you to be the third member of that crew,
05:14 Large Valuable Productions.
05:15 There is zero money involved in it.
05:17 I made sure of that because I lost all my money
05:19 in the market, but I would,
05:21 great to have you in the stable.
05:22 Before you say yes or no, you need to know
05:24 there is a competing promoter within the ranks.
05:27 His name is Jersey Jerry.
05:28 He likes to take a lot of low lives though.
05:30 Jersey Jerry is more for these headline guys
05:32 who get suspended quite a bit and stuff.
05:35 So your choice, wanna be part of LVP,
05:37 and what do you have to say to being part
05:38 of Jersey Jerry Promotions?
05:40 - I'd like to, first of all, fuck Jersey Jerry.
05:43 So there's my answer to that one.
05:45 And second of all, I'm surprised
05:47 that you didn't ask me the first time we were together.
05:49 - Well, I didn't get to see you in the ring.
05:50 And I still haven't gotten to see you in the ring.
05:52 - You saw me have a guy shit his pants
05:54 and not show up to the building
05:55 without even throwing a punch.
05:57 - Listen, my wife has a ton of regrets.
05:58 I only have one, and my first regret
06:00 is not signing you the first day.
06:02 And since you're fighting a guy who's smaller than you,
06:04 which I am, and heavier than you, which I am,
06:07 but I'm not 400 pounds, I'm gonna come out here,
06:10 I'm gonna try to give you some tips
06:11 on how to beat up a fat bastard,
06:13 and maybe you can give me an idea
06:14 of what you're gonna do to keep this guy at bay
06:16 and possibly knock him out.
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07:23 - All right, so that's enough of the boxing bullshit.
07:47 So this is El Oso Blanco,
07:48 and they're starting to call me Que So Blanco,
07:51 I don't know what that means.
07:52 But we kind of established,
07:53 oh, this is his fight.
07:54 So we kind of established that boxing,
07:57 he seems to have covered.
07:58 So then is there a wrestling move
08:00 you got in the back of your mind
08:02 that you might use for this guy
08:05 when it goes, or if it goes through?
08:06 - Yeah, I got, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:09 Listen, Robert Browning, 24, is gonna be in for my team,
08:12 and De'Ambri wants me to end the fight.
08:14 (crowd groans)
08:18 I think I heard something snap.
08:20 Somebody called my wife, Desmond,
08:21 can you give me an alert on those pirate orders?
08:23 Robert Browning, 24, we're gonna be in West Virginia,
08:26 buyrnr.com, come see El Oso Blanco,
08:29 take on the world.
08:30 Oh, fucking So Bruno.
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