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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program
00:09with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is super wild weekend, we're here with Ashley,
00:37Tommy, Stu, and Jerry, and first of all, it's great to see you guys, Happy New Year, I missed
00:44the last two weeks not having this show, people were asking where's advisors, where's advisors,
00:49we need Stu, we need Big Cat, we need Jerry, we need Tommy, we need Ashley, we need all
00:53of it.
00:54We're back, we're going to do every single game for you, and we're going to win, because
00:59that's what we do.
01:00That's what we do.
01:01Sometimes.
01:02Stu.
01:03Most of the time, yes.
01:04Well, you know what, let me do, I forgot about how long it's been since we've done this show,
01:08I have the ice cold pick of the week, do you guys, can you guys even guess what it was?
01:13Hank texted me the ice cold pick of the week, I was like, when the fuck did this game even
01:16happen?
01:17No, I don't remember.
01:18It was Rams-Jets, 19-9, that feels like it happened ten years ago.
01:21Oh, you took the Jets?
01:22Yeah, I took the over.
01:23Oh, the over.
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01:55Wow.
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02:03Okay, so here's what we got records wise, I am 50 and 54, terrible, Stu, you are 35
02:12and 44, terrible, Jerry, you're 43 and 61.
02:18But let's tell the real story, because the mortals, the mortals really tell the story,
02:25shout out to F Kings, we love you, shout out Alexa, shout out JJ.
02:30Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you right now.
02:32First of all, 10-5-1 right now, I'm the mortal king, I have you by one game.
02:36I have a question about that.
02:37Yes.
02:38I have a question about that.
02:39Yes, 10-5-1, 10-6, 7-6 before the spin doctor spins.
02:43I'm not a spin doctor, I just have a question.
02:45Yes, spin doctor.
02:46Does it count when I gave out week 12, I gave out, my mortal was the bucks minus five and
02:52a half, and I gave out the bucks plus 300 to win the NFC South, and that's what they
02:58did?
02:59No.
03:00Even though I said put it on my card?
03:01No.
03:02So when you did the multiple parlay mortals a couple years ago, we counted that?
03:04No, you didn't.
03:05Oh, you didn't?
03:06No.
03:07How do you get out of being 0 and 9?
03:09How about go 13 and 0?
03:12And now how we're going to do this, I have three mortal locks, we're using it as a mortal
03:16lock three-team parlay, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, you're going to play a three-team
03:21parlay, pay six to one.
03:24Money line or spread?
03:25All spreads.
03:26You're going to play three two-team parlays that pay 2.6 to one each, three straight-up
03:31bets, it's like going 13 to one, I just gave you money, 13 to one!
03:35No, no, give your best bet so people can bet against it.
03:37We'll be your number one, we will count this.
03:39You're ruining the show.
03:40Yeah, we'll count this.
03:41You didn't count it, you counted it, no, you didn't count 17.6 to one.
03:44It started to scramble.
03:45Did you hear that?
03:46That was panic, that was panic.
03:47You didn't count three-team parlay.
03:48That was panic.
03:50That was panic.
03:51Three-team parlay, three two-team parlay, three straight-up bets, like I did in the
03:54college bowls, by the way, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Arizona State, documented.
03:59I just want to say.
04:00I did not.
04:01Eighth-grade bowl winners, by the way, seven and one in the bowl playoffs while we're talking.
04:04I don't actually care, I just wanted to have that moment where you panicked and you started
04:08talking really fast and looking at Hank and rattling off things.
04:11I got nervous.
04:12I know.
04:13It's the only responsibility I have.
04:15So you're one ahead.
04:16Right.
04:17But, shout out to me, plus 300, I literally gave it to everyone.
04:1966%, 60%, 54% in the mortals.
04:23The mortals count as a 10-unit play, the rest are one-unit plays.
04:27Got it.
04:28Perfect.
04:29All right, so-
04:30We're up so much money on this show.
04:31What's three times 10?
04:3230.
04:33Okay, so I'm up 30 units on that Bucs-NFC South play.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Holy fuck.
04:39Holy fuck.
04:40We're not minimizing your greatness.
04:41So my mortal record right now is 30 and six?
04:44No, no.
04:45Holy fuck.
04:46That doesn't even count.
04:47Okay, Stu, you had something you wanted to tell us.
04:50I'm scared about this.
04:51Okay.
04:52New Year's Eve, first of all, can I just say, first of all, happy New Year to everyone out
04:56there.
04:57God bless you.
04:58May 2025 be the best year of your life.
04:59May all your dreams come true.
05:01If you're struggling, I hope you overcome your struggles.
05:03The way out is the way through, disagrees, that phrase.
05:06So New Year's Eve, Sandy cooks like we're going to the electric chair.
05:11Franks in blankets, mini egg rolls.
05:14Franks in blankets?
05:16What do you mean?
05:17Pigs in a blanket?
05:18Those are the greatest things.
05:19You call them Franks in blankets?
05:20That's what I call them.
05:21It's Frank in beans, pigs in a blanket.
05:24I call them Franks in blankets.
05:25Okay.
05:26Okay.
05:27Is it...
05:28Put Frank in a blanket, obviously.
05:29You don't like that?
05:31Franks in a blanket?
05:32I'm the only person that calls that?
05:33I'm the only 63-year-old person here.
05:35I've never heard Franks in a blanket.
05:37Never?
05:38Never, never.
05:39Pigs in a blanket.
05:40No, Franks in a blanket.
05:41Franks in beans.
05:42Little teeny mini Frank.
05:43Shout out little Frank.
05:44Oh, we know exactly what you're talking about.
05:45Yes, yes.
05:46There's no confusion.
05:47We've just never heard someone say it that way.
05:48So, Franks in blankets, mini egg rolls, these little puff pastries that as if you were...
05:54Sandy was a French cook.
05:56She made lasagna.
05:57She made linguine and white clam.
05:59Okay.
06:00She made filet mignon.
06:01Fabulous.
06:02Twice-stuffed baked potato.
06:04Okay.
06:05Said it's New Year's Eve.
06:06New Year's Day, I say, honey, you don't need to cook.
06:08Why are you cooking?
06:09We got all these leftovers.
06:10She says, I gotta cook.
06:12So she's cooking.
06:14And the sink, while she's washing everything, water spills onto the floor.
06:18This is New Year's Day.
06:20She slips.
06:22She splits her legs.
06:24Bang!
06:25Onto the fucking floor.
06:26Oh, shit.
06:27Ambulance.
06:28Oh.
06:29We go to the fucking hospital.
06:30We're there 24 hours in the emergency room, New Year's Day.
06:35She gets admitted into the hospital, January 2nd.
06:39You missed Arizona State, Texas?
06:41I watched it on my phone.
06:42Fuck yeah.
06:43They don't have ESPN in.
06:44They don't have nothing there.
06:45I watched it on my phone.
06:46Yeah, that's right.
06:47So, January 2nd, January 3rd, she's in the hospital.
06:51She gets admitted on January 3rd.
06:52Two months rehab.
06:54She has like a hematoma in her leg.
06:56She's black and blue.
06:57Her leg's like, it's unbelievable.
06:59Did she break her leg?
07:01No.
07:02She tore something.
07:03Oh.
07:04There's nothing they can do about it.
07:05Now, you know my wife, four years ago, almost died.
07:07She has a defibrillator and five stints.
07:09So she did the CAT scans.
07:11She can't do an MRI in the hospital we were in because they have to disconnect the thing
07:19she had.
07:20Yeah.
07:21So, we had to go somewhere else.
07:22It was a total nightmare.
07:24Two months rehab now.
07:25So now she's on a walker.
07:26Damn.
07:27So, what a horror show.
07:28Can I ask a question?
07:29So that means I-
07:30Can I ask a question now?
07:31Let me finish.
07:32Okay.
07:33So I have to clean toilets.
07:34Yeah.
07:35I have to act like a butler.
07:36Uh-huh.
07:37Act like a slave.
07:38Yeah.
07:39I have to say yes, dear.
07:41You have to do sex.
07:42I was going to say.
07:43That was my question.
07:44You still hitting it?
07:45I tried to.
07:46No.
07:47No.
07:48I'm on my 18th, by the way.
07:49Oh.
07:50And it's brown.
07:51It's not red.
07:52It's brown.
07:53Ah.
07:54And do you know something, too?
07:55I don't know if this is something that comes across with having the thing that I had.
08:00My load is one-fifth what it used to be.
08:01Oh, no.
08:02It just spurts out-
08:03Oh, no.
08:04... rather than shoots out.
08:05Oh, no.
08:06So, I'm-
08:07No one wishes for that.
08:08All right.
08:09So, if you want sympathy for me, I am not a sympathy grifter.
08:13This is reality.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16You're not.
08:17And because we haven't had the show in two weeks, I haven't been able to put the lights
08:20on in the house.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Right.
08:23How am I supposed to pay the bills?
08:24Right.
08:25Right.
08:26There's money flowing in.
08:27Not on my good look.
08:28Shout out, Sandy.
08:29I hope she feels better.
08:30Shout out, Sandy.
08:31I hope you feel better.
08:32God bless you, Sandy.
08:33That sucks.
08:34That sucks.
08:35But what a cook.
08:36Yeah.
08:37She went out with a bang.
08:38Yeah.
08:39She's never going to finish.
08:40She said she's never cooking again.
08:41Oh, no.
08:42Saves me like 200,000 because I was going to mint out the kitchen.
08:44Fuck that.
08:45I got an oven.
08:46That's it.
08:47Yeah.
08:48My oldest son's going to be cooking.
08:49All right.
08:50Love that.
08:51All right.
08:52Well, shout out, Sandy.
08:53We love you, Sandy.
08:54Shout out, Sandy.
08:55We love you.
08:56Let's do some games, boys.
08:57Yes.
08:58It's Super Wild Card Weekend.
08:59I'm so excited for these games.
09:00I am so wild right now.
09:01I'm wild.
09:02I feel wild.
09:03You're wild.
09:04No, I feel wild.
09:05We're two wild and crazy guys.
09:06Absolutely.
09:07Okay.
09:09I wasn't going to say resolutions.
09:10I was just going to prediction.
09:11Oh, yeah.
09:12He's going to do predictions.
09:13All right.
09:14In July, me and Jerry will be doing crack in Columbia.
09:16That's number one.
09:17Okay.
09:18Okay.
09:19This is an interesting one.
09:21Oh, more interesting than the last one.
09:23Yes.
09:24Kelly Giggs and Dave Portnoy get married and adopt three children.
09:28Okay.
09:29That is interesting.
09:30I would say that was very interesting.
09:31And they name all of them Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:36That's two.
09:37Three.
09:39Number three, I actually become a Boston employee with a paid salary.
09:44Okay.
09:45That's number three.
09:46That's number three.
09:47Number four, world peace.
09:50Oh.
09:51There you go.
09:52World peace.
09:53World peace.
09:54Started out bad.
09:55And number five, Canada will not become the 51st state.
09:59So that's-
10:00You're going to buy Greenland?
10:01I don't even know where Greenland is.
10:03Does Greenland actually exist?
10:05Yeah.
10:06Is it a real-
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Because Greenland used to sit around in the snow, but they got a lot of minerals, so we're
10:12going to buy it.
10:13I think DT will try, but I don't think so.
10:14Okay.
10:15How do you acquire something?
10:16Do you just pay for it?
10:17Yeah, I guess so.
10:18Why don't we buy Iraq or Afghanistan?
10:19We should.
10:20He's just going to put a military base right there.
10:22Why don't we buy all these countries?
10:23No, we can't buy Iraq.
10:24That's why they put Israel where they put it, so we have a base so we have nuclear weapons
10:28to deploy-
10:29Why don't we just buy these countries?
10:30Why don't we just buy the countries?
10:32We try to invade the countries.
10:33Yeah, I know.
10:34We should just start buying them.
10:35Buying them.
10:36Yeah.
10:38Shout out Jimmy Carter.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Shout out Jimmy Carter.
10:41Dead.
10:42He's dead.
10:43100 years old.
10:44Gone too soon.
10:45Great man.
10:46Not a great president, but a great man.
10:47Heard he was vaxxed.
10:48Heard he was what?
10:49Vaxxed.
10:50That's what did him in.
10:51It always comes back to us.
10:52Could be.
10:53All right, let's do some games.
10:54Let's go.
10:55First up, Saturday afternoon, Chargers at Texans.
10:56Chargers are 2.5 point favorites.
10:57The over-under is 42.5.
10:58Ashley, it is in a dome, but I still want to know what the weather's like in Houston,
10:59because I think it's going to be cold all weekend, huh?
11:01In Houston, it's going to be 51 degrees.
11:02Chance of rain.
11:03Okay.
11:04Tommy, Tommy.
11:05Wait, Tommy, you are 42 and 38, but you went 0 and 5 last time.
11:06Yeah, I've had a couple of 0 and 5s.
11:07If you take those out, it'd be 42 and 28.
11:08Yeah, I mean, if you took out all my losers, I'd all...
11:09Well, the 0 and 5s are anomalous.
11:10Yeah, I had a couple too.
11:11Yeah.
11:12I don't even count those.
11:13You know what?
11:14Let's just all go with the 0 and 5.
11:15Let's just go with the 0 and 5.
11:16Let's go with the 0 and 5.
11:17Let's go with the 0 and 5.
11:18Let's go with the 0 and 5.
11:19Let's go with the 0 and 5.
11:20Let's go with the 0 and 5.
11:21Hey, Tommy, you are 42 and 28.
11:22Yeah, I mean, if you took out all my losers, I'd all...
11:24Well, the 0 and 5s are anomalous.
11:25Yeah.
11:26I had a couple too.
11:27Yeah.
11:28I don't even count those.
11:29You know what?
11:30Let's just all take out 20 of our losers.
11:31Jim Harbaugh has thrived his whole career as a road favorite.
11:3419 and 7 against the spread and Justin Herberts
11:37covered 7 his last 8 in that spot.
11:40Okay.
11:41I'm going to take the LA Chargers.
11:44Did you see Jim Harbaugh said that he remembers the day he was born?
11:47I believe him.
11:48Oh, yeah.
11:49I believe him.
11:50I don't remember that.
11:51Eighth grade, ninth grade.
11:52I believe him.
11:53Yeah, neither do I, but I believe Jim Harbaugh saying he remembers the day he was born.
11:56I'm going to take the Chargers.
11:57I think the Chargers are a better team on both sides of the ball than the Texans.
12:02The thing that makes me a little nervous, the Texans' defense is still very good.
12:05Their offense has no weapons left.
12:06They've looked clunky.
12:08I think Jim Harbaugh, he turns programs around.
12:11They're going to win this game.
12:12I'm not going to say a blowout.
12:13Is this a future talk?
12:14Is this a future talk?
12:15I have a future that I put in at 41.
12:16But it's not a future talk.
12:17No, no.
12:18I have a future.
12:19Because I'll tell you what.
12:20I'm not going to bash out.
12:2140 to 1, because I don't think they can win the Super Bowl, but I think they're better
12:24than the Texans.
12:25Jerry, what do you say?
12:26So, I'll start by this.
12:27Hank, I apologize for what I'm about to do.
12:30Quiggs, do you do the ticker on the, who puts our picks on the graphics?
12:33Jake.
12:34Okay, Jake, I apologize.
12:37My math was wrong.
12:3861 minus 43 is not 22, right?
12:41No.
12:42What is it?
12:4318.
12:44Okay, my math was wrong.
12:45That's okay.
12:46You need a couple buffers.
12:47Exactly.
12:48I have 22 plays this week.
12:49Nice!
12:51I ain't going out like this.
12:52With this record here, I refuse to go out like this.
12:54So.
12:55I want the plays just as scrunched up as possible.
12:57Yeah.
12:58So, took my time over the last two days, and I got my picks.
13:02Okay.
13:03So, for this game, I have one, two, three, I have four picks this game.
13:05Oh.
13:06I'll start out with Ryde and Dan.
13:07I'm taking the Chargers.
13:08Okay.
13:09Here, minus 2.5.
13:10I think they're the better team.
13:11Texas defense, yeah, still pretty good, but not great.
13:13Also, going with Ladd-McConkie, anytime touchdown score.
13:17Love that.
13:18Yep.
13:19I'm going to go with the Dodger, by the way, because our ball loves to run the ball.
13:21Okay.
13:22So, that's under 42.5, and I got a little prop for you.
13:25J.K.
13:26Dobbins, over 78.5 rushing plus receiving.
13:30So, if he runs the ball, it counts.
13:32If he catches the ball, it counts.
13:34Okay.
13:35So, you know, and for the graphics guys, if you need to text me, I have all the plays.
13:39If you've got that.
13:40It's all the plays.
13:41All right.
13:42There's four.
13:43Stu, the best is, you're going to do 22 plays.
13:46Stu might not even do one.
13:47My head's spinning right now.
13:49He didn't do them last year in the playoffs.
13:51My head's spinning.
13:52You got a play?
13:53Yeah.
13:54I'm going to prop it.
13:55See?
13:56He's going to prop it.
13:57I'm going to break down the Charger-Texans game.
13:59Normally.
14:00I'm going to prop it.
14:02Normally, you play the Texans in this spot because they're undervalued, first of all.
14:10Okay?
14:11They have underperformed the entire year.
14:14CJ Stroud has absolutely shit the bed.
14:18And the Chargers are coming in with momentum.
14:21Justin Herbert looks like their year.
14:22He's extremely dangerous.
14:24He's covered the number.
14:25Harbaugh's done a phenomenal job.
14:29How would the Texans actually win this game?
14:31Well, how do you stop Justin Herbert and how do you stop the Chargers?
14:34You put pressure on the quarterback.
14:36And that really is what the Texans can do.
14:38Their defensive line can overwhelm any offensive line in the NFL.
14:41They could put pressure on the quarterback.
14:44And how can the Texans win?
14:46They cannot turn over the ball.
14:48They've been a turnover machine.
14:49CJ Stroud has lost his edge.
14:52He's lost his pump.
14:54He had arguably the greatest rookie season any quarterback's ever had.
14:58And sophomore year, shit the bed.
14:59It's happened before.
15:00It's happened to the best of them.
15:02Happened to Dan Marino.
15:03Happened to John Elway.
15:04Happened to Phil Simms.
15:05Happened to everybody.
15:07So I am not writing off CJ Stroud.
15:09But the key to this game is Joe Mixon.
15:12And you know Joe Mixon is going to touch the ball at least 30 fucking times.
15:18So we are going to say, any time touchdown, Joe Mixon, book it,
15:23bet it, DraftKings, I'm sorry I just hurt you with that,
15:27because I do love you.
15:28Wow.
15:28Joe Mixon, any time touchdown, ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
15:34Beep, beep, beep.
15:36Back up the truck.
15:37We're going for some big time cash.
15:39I love it.
15:39Boys, we're going for some big time cash.
15:41I love it.
15:41Saturday night, oh my god, is this going to be a huge game.
15:47The Pittsburgh Steelers, the frauds of the Pittsburgh Steelers
15:51going into Baltimore.
15:52They're nine and a half point underdogs.
15:54The overrunner is 43 and a half.
15:55Tommy, I'll start with you.
15:56And then I want to go to Ashley, because the weather
15:58will be important in this game.
16:00So I know I talk a lot about Tomlin as an underdog.
16:02But in the playoffs, Steelers have covered just one of their last six
16:06as an underdog.
16:06And Tomlin's never covered as a playoff underdog of three or more points.
16:12Lamar's really good in nighttime, too.
16:1317 against the spread.
16:15What's the weather going to be like?
16:16In Baltimore, it's going to be 30 degrees with snowy fields.
16:20Hmm.
16:21Helps out, does it?
16:22I don't know.
16:24Jerry?
16:25Listen, I'll start by saying this.
16:27OK.
16:28When it comes to Russie, I know the elephant's in the room.
16:31What do you want the guy to do?
16:33Play good football.
16:34He got no help.
16:35Not running without a timeout.
16:37It's the lowest paid offense in the league.
16:39He barely has a wide receiver one.
16:41George Pickens, three years in the league, right?
16:45Let me ask you a question.
16:46A wide receiver one, D. Right?
16:48A wide receiver one.
16:49Wide receiver one, George Pickens.
16:51I just want to say that.
16:53Most of the show, I look at your back.
16:55Figure 16, 17 games a year, he's only been hurt one time.
16:59So he's missed three games.
17:00So let's just say 16 times 3 is what?
17:0348.
17:0348.
17:04How many 100-yard receiving games do you expect a wide receiver one to have?
17:0948 games.
17:1010.
17:10Oh, wide receiver one?
17:12Wide receiver one.
17:1325?
17:13Exactly.
17:14That's the answer.
17:14I asked PFT.
17:15I asked Max.
17:16Answer, they said, was 23, 24.
17:18You said 25.
17:19How many does he have?
17:20He has seven.
17:20Oh.
17:21So that's a bad stat.
17:22He, I don't think he.
17:24I don't think, like, George Pickens, I don't know if we can put it all on.
17:28Russell Wilson, you were wrong.
17:30Yeah, I was right.
17:31You were wrong.
17:32I was right.
17:32No, no, no.
17:33I'm still right.
17:34No, no, no, no.
17:34You, Russie Rode.
17:36He was good for one.
17:37I Russie Rod.
17:38I Russie Rode.
17:39I Russie Rod.
17:40He Russie Rod.
17:40He was good for, like, three weeks.
17:42And then he went back to Russell Wilson.
17:44And you tried to pull receipts on everyone.
17:47And I was like, just give it time.
17:49And here we are.
17:49I will say this.
17:50Stewards were 10 and 3.
17:52DP, DK walks me down.
17:54And he says, JJ, they're frauds.
17:56No, they're 10 and 3.
17:57They're not frauds.
17:57He said, oh, put them in the juggernauts.
17:59Put them in the juggernauts.
18:00They're like, buddy, they're going to frauds.
18:01Yeah, so, OK, Hank, listen.
18:03Sorry again.
18:04This is a massive card.
18:05OK.
18:06How many, by the way?
18:07One, two, three, four, five plays this year.
18:09Five plays.
18:10Five plays.
18:10OK, listen.
18:12I won on my card.
18:13I ain't taking no spread.
18:14Give me Steward's money line.
18:15Oh, awesome.
18:16Plus 370.
18:17You can put that on my card.
18:18Pickens, bounce back.
18:19Anytime touchdown score.
18:21Bucket, plus 210.
18:23He's back.
18:24Georgie's back.
18:25I'm taking the over in this game.
18:26I know the weather.
18:27They got to pass.
18:28They have to pass.
18:29Arthur Smith runs the ball 80% of the time.
18:31They have to pass this game.
18:32Russie over 225.
18:34And they have to pass, Hank.
18:36They have to pass, Hank.
18:37That's the only way they win the game.
18:39They have to pass.
18:40Russie over 225, passing.
18:42Lamar under 215 and a half, passing.
18:45Listen, Lamar Jackson, if there's one team, the Ravens,
18:48agree with me on this, D. Agree with me on this, Stu.
18:50If there's one team the Ravens didn't want to see
18:52the first round, who is it?
18:54Lamar, no, Steelers.
18:56The Lamar Jackson.
18:57No, the Steelers didn't want to see Lamar Jackson.
18:59But the Ravens didn't want to see.
19:00So you both don't want to see each other.
19:02Correct.
19:02Yeah.
19:03OK, yeah.
19:04But I think the Steelers would rather see the Ravens.
19:06A little bit more than they.
19:07They will.
19:08No?
19:09No, I think they're going to get shit pumped.
19:11OK, fair.
19:13I like the Steelers.
19:15Stu, you going to prop it?
19:20Prop it, Stu.
19:20Prop it.
19:22But we'll do a little analysis here.
19:24OK.
19:25I have a different take than most people.
19:27Excuse me.
19:28Mike Tomlin, I think, has done a phenomenal job this year
19:32coaching this team.
19:33Because this team is flat out garbage.
19:37They've lost four straight.
19:38They've been non-competitive now in four straight games.
19:42Yes, they covered by a hook against the Bengals.
19:45But that game, for all intents and purposes, was over.
19:47That game was done.
19:49It was history, OK?
19:50Bengals jumped to a lead, and it was just a matter of,
19:52you know, what's the final score going to be?
19:54And you've got to give the Steelers credit for not
19:56quitting.
19:57Yes.
19:57You know what I'm saying?
19:58After getting humiliated three straight games.
20:00And then in that game, they could have just mailed it in.
20:02But I think Mike Tomlin has done a great job.
20:04Because I think the Steelers are like a New York team.
20:09They're always overhyped.
20:12You hype everybody on the team.
20:14You hype the entire team.
20:16You know what I'm saying?
20:17And at the end of the day, they're not a lot.
20:19So when Mike Tomlin looks clueless right now,
20:21and everybody's saying, you know,
20:23they won his neck in Pennsylvania, I don't think so.
20:26I think he's done a phenomenal job.
20:28Now, the Ravens, arguably, are the best team
20:31right now in the NFL.
20:33Their offense, their defense, their special teams,
20:36there's nothing they can't do.
20:38Nobody's going to be surprised if they put a 40 spot
20:41on Pittsburgh and blow them the fuck out.
20:44I don't know how the Steelers can cover this game, which
20:47in a normal 2024, 2025 year, I'd be on the Steelers
20:52for everything I own, because I don't see how they can win.
20:56But I'm going to go with a little against the grain here.
21:01George Pickens looked like a high school receiver.
21:04He looked like a bum.
21:05He looked like he checked out.
21:07He looked like a baby bitch.
21:08He was whining.
21:10His just everything about him was bad.
21:12His aura.
21:13He was complaining.
21:14And then he dropped three balls that he normally catches.
21:19Easily, too.
21:20Give me George Pickens' touchdown.
21:21Oh, wow.
21:22Give me George Pickens' touchdown.
21:23I love that.
21:24Give me it.
21:25It might be in garbage time.
21:26It might be the backdoor cover.
21:28It might be 40 to nothing.
21:30Or it might be the largest upset in playoff wildcard history.
21:34Steelers outright.
21:35But George Pickens' touchdown.
21:38What's the Steelers' Ravens' first half line?
21:44Steelers start slow.
21:45Steelers start slow?
21:46All right, fuck that.
21:47Never mind, Tommy.
21:48Six and a half.
21:49Mark Andrews' touchdown.
21:50He's a beast.
21:51Oh, he's playing amazing.
21:52I feel like the Steelers got problems defensively.
21:55I feel like they lose people over the middle.
21:58He's always a problem.
21:59Mark Andrews' touchdown.
22:01I think that's plus 135.
22:02Love it.
22:03Love it.
22:04Love it.
22:05Also, Zay Flowers might not be playing.
22:06Probably not playing.
22:07Probably not playing.
22:08Is that true?
22:08I heard he definitely was playing.
22:09Probably not playing.
22:10I heard he definitely was playing.
22:12Who told you that?
22:12Who told you that?
22:13My little baby sauce called Delusion.
22:16Ah!
22:16Love that guy.
22:17All right.
22:18I love Delusion.
22:19I live in Delusion.
22:20Sunday, Broncos at Bills.
22:22Ashley, you ready?
22:23Uh-huh.
22:24Eight and a half.
22:25Oh, forgot it.
22:26Overrunners, 46 and a half.
22:27That is brutal.
22:28I'll take the L.
22:29Ashley, the weather's very important here.
22:31I need to know.
22:32So in Buffalo, it's going to be 24 degrees
22:35with a chance of snow.
22:36OK.
22:37Chance of snow.
22:37Any wind?
22:38Do we know wind?
22:39We don't know the wind precipitation.
22:40OK.
22:41All right.
22:42Tommy?
22:43Pending the forecast, but the over
22:45has hit in nine of Josh Allen's last 11 home games.
22:48It's also seven and three in his playoff career.
22:51Love it.
22:52Over.
22:53I already was going to play it.
22:53I was already going to play it.
22:54Wow.
22:55Over 46 and a half.
22:56Cha-ching, cha-ching.
22:57I just think, here's the thing.
22:58Yes.
23:00The Bills' offense is phenomenal.
23:01Unbelievable.
23:02The Broncos are going to probably try to blitz.
23:04Josh Allen's going to eat them alive.
23:05The one problem with the Bills' defense
23:08is they can get run on a little bit.
23:10I think the Broncos will move the ball here and there.
23:13I think this game's going to go over.
23:15And I think the Bills' offense is just so explosive.
23:17They can just score, boom, boom, boom, boom.
23:20Like that.
23:21Boom, boom, boom, boom.
23:23Boom, boom, boom, boom.
23:24Pigs in a blanket.
23:25Frank's in a blanket.
23:26Boom, boom, boom, boom.
23:27Boom, boom, boom, boom.
23:29Frank's in a blanket.
23:30All right, Stu, what do you got?
23:32After I eat Frank's in a blanket, by the way,
23:34can I just share?
23:35Yeah.
23:36I fart raw sewage.
23:37And I fart a lot.
23:39And it's just constant farting.
23:46The Bills right now are the odds-on favorite
23:49to win the Super Bowl.
23:50I'm not counting the Chiefs, because they're
23:52not winning the Super Bowl.
23:53And as we know, the Bills, I put out there
23:56to win the Super Bowl.
23:57What's the line right now?
23:59We gave them at a plus 500.
24:00Are they more or the same?
24:02I think the Lions are the favorite, right?
24:04Yeah, I think the-
24:05To win the Super Bowl?
24:06Wow.
24:07The Lions are plus 280.
24:09Chiefs are 350.
24:11Ravens are 600.
24:12Bills are 650.
24:14Bills are 650.
24:15OK, so we're going to give them out again
24:17to win the Super Bowl plus 650.
24:18That makes sense, Stu, because you took it
24:20before home field was decided.
24:23Lions being the favorite makes sense.
24:24They have home field.
24:25Plus 650.
24:27We're hoping, obviously, Tom Kennedy
24:29eventually gets on the field, scores a touchdown,
24:31first touchdown, runs a kickoff back.
24:33He's been running kickoff backs.
24:34The last game he wasn't, he didn't play
24:37on that Sunday night against the Vikings.
24:40But shout out, Tom Kennedy.
24:41Phenomenal year.
24:42Farmingdale, so proud of you.
24:43We love you.
24:45Frank, the Tank loves you.
24:46Barstool has always loved you.
24:48Big Cat loves you.
24:49Hank loves you.
24:50I love you.
24:51Hank pointed out, Stu, say something about Tom Kennedy.
24:53So I would have been remiss.
24:55I would have forgot.
24:56Hank, thank you for that assist.
24:58Thank you, Hank.
24:58Because I wouldn't have been able
24:59to show my face in Farmingdale.
25:00Yeah.
25:02Shout out, Tom Kennedy.
25:04The Broncos in this game are a live underdog.
25:07Make no mistake about it.
25:08Sean Payton is one of the greatest coaches,
25:09the seventh coach in the NFL.
25:10They are a live underdog.
25:12They can eliminate Buffalo in the first round.
25:15If you remember last year, the Miami Dolphins
25:18in frozen cold weather went in there
25:20and were winning the entire game,
25:22and Buffalo ended up winning the game,
25:26but they didn't cover.
25:27So for all the people that just wanna lay the number
25:29with Buffalo and just lay it,
25:31I don't know, this might be the year to do it
25:33because every sucker and their mother's won this year.
25:35Not us, but every sucker and their mother.
25:36Besides, 10-5-1, 10-6-7-6 on the Mortals,
25:40which are the only games that count on this show,
25:42by the way.
25:45Obviously, the Bills are going to win the game.
25:47I don't see the Broncos upsetting the Bills.
25:53They could, though.
25:55They absolutely could.
25:57They could, but I don't think they will.
25:59Now, can the Broncos win outright?
26:01Absolutely.
26:02No toys about it.
26:03They're loaded.
26:04Bo Nix is the greatest first-year quarterback
26:06you've ever seen in your life.
26:07Not a fluke.
26:08They beat Kansas City, what, 100-0,
26:10even though the game meant nothing to Kansas City?
26:11I don't care.
26:12When you lose 38-0, you lose 38-0, you lose 38-0.
26:16Saying that, Josh Allen touchdown!
26:20Let's go, Josh Allen!
26:22MVP, my buddy, get me Super Bowl tickets!
26:26Ready to roll, ready to roll!
26:28Josh Allen, anytime, touchdown.
26:30Let's go!
26:31Props to, props to, shout-out to, I love myself.
26:36I love myself.
26:37No, no, no, I love myself.
26:38I don't know where that one went.
26:40We had every pick.
26:42Can I say something, too?
26:43Can we just honor somebody and respect somebody?
26:46Yeah.
26:47Ashley.
26:48Okay.
26:49Year two employee at Barstool Sports Advisors,
26:51year two employee working for Barstool,
26:54maybe the greatest second year ever.
26:56No sophomore, Jason.
26:58Ashley, I just want to say thank you.
27:00The public loves you, the world loves you,
27:03your friends love you, your parents love you,
27:06and we love you.
27:06We love you.
27:07Great job, great second year.
27:09Okay.
27:11Jerry, you got picks on this one.
27:13I only have one play.
27:14Oh.
27:14It is also my mortal.
27:16Oh.
27:17Save it, save it, save it.
27:18And you're not allowed to say that word.
27:20Sorry, it's my mortal.
27:20It's your mortal.
27:21My mortal, my mortal.
27:22Save it, save it.
27:23So don't pick.
27:24Don't do it right here.
27:25Save it.
27:26Okay.
27:26Okay, when we come back,
27:27we will do the other three playoff games,
27:29then we will get to our mortals.
27:30Barstool Sports Advisors, back right after this.
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29:00It's Packers at Eagles.
29:01Eagles minus four and a half.
29:03Over under is 45 and a half.
29:05Now listen, boys.
29:06Yes, we're listening.
29:07The Bears own the Packers.
29:08So if you guys need intel on how to beat the Packers,
29:11you just ask me, because I got the book.
29:13How happy were you?
29:14I was so happy.
29:14Did you have them?
29:15I had them plus 10.
29:17I didn't have a money line.
29:18That would've been nice.
29:19That would've been real nice.
29:20Listen, they didn't quit.
29:21They showed a lot.
29:22Yeah, they still stink, but you win against the Packers,
29:25end the season.
29:26They showed promise at the end of the year
29:27in the last game at Lambeau Field.
29:29Fuck the Packers.
29:30People are saying they own the Packers.
29:31Fuck the Packers.
29:32Tommy, Jordan Love, not hurt?
29:35Maybe hurt?
29:36Probably gonna.
29:37Probably?
29:38Jalen Hurst still in the concussion protocol?
29:39Yeah, but probably gonna.
29:40Christian Watson, definitely hurt.
29:42Torn his ACL.
29:43What do we got?
29:44Eagles beat the Packers week one this year in Brazil.
29:48When Matt LaFleur is facing a team he lost to
29:50in the previous matchup, 24 and 13 against the spread,
29:5312 and four as a dog.
29:54I don't like that stat.
29:55I don't like that stat.
29:56I don't like that stat.
29:57I don't like that stat.
29:58Sorry.
29:59I don't like that stat.
30:00We could all pretend I didn't say it.
30:02What's the weather gonna be like in Philadelphia on Sunday?
30:04In Philadelphia, it's gonna be 33 degrees, partly cloudy.
30:08Okay, I don't like that stat.
30:09I need the Eagles to win real bad.
30:11It's an interesting game.
30:11So interesting.
30:12I need the Eagles to win.
30:14Stu, I'll start with you.
30:15Well, Saquon Barkley's agent, Ken Katz,
30:18is me and JJ's best friend.
30:20I'm much closer than JJ now
30:21because I speak to him every day.
30:23We've been invited to be in the owner's box
30:27in Philadelphia for this game.
30:30Are you going?
30:31No, I'll be on the stream.
30:32Oh, I'm not gonna be going to
30:34because I will be in the captain's seat
30:37having to win for you.
30:39Thank you, Ken Katz.
30:40For you.
30:41Thank you, Saquon Barkley.
30:42We both love you.
30:44As you know, first week on the show,
30:46I said the Philadelphia Eagles were gonna win the NFC
30:48and represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.
30:51And Saquon Barkley was gonna win the MVP.
30:54I'm still alive in both.
30:55I have not got clipped yet.
30:56It has not been decided.
30:58I wish Saquon played the last game
31:00and if he ran for 200 yards
31:02and stuck it up Mara's poop hole,
31:05I think that could have tipped him over
31:07because Josh Allen took one snap in the game,
31:11got the record for most consecutive games
31:13that he has right now.
31:14Do you think that was a fraud move?
31:16Do you think you should have played the first quarter
31:18and just handed the ball?
31:18How about two series, hand the ball off?
31:20Doesn't matter.
31:21He walked out there, got the snap and walked off.
31:23You don't think there's anything wrong with that?
31:25Yeah, because he could have played the game.
31:26He was not injured.
31:27So like, what does it matter?
31:29Well, I think it does.
31:29It's smart not to play that game.
31:31Okay, fair enough.
31:32Absolutely smart.
31:33Yeah, yeah.
31:34And we got him plus 500.
31:35Now we got him plus 650 in the Super Bowl.
31:37I'm all Buffalo.
31:38I'm all Bills.
31:39If he was like hobbled and he came out,
31:41like if he had got injured the week before
31:42and he was doubtful to play and he came out like limping
31:45and took a snap, then I'd be like, that's bullshit.
31:47But no, he's completely healthy.
31:48Okay, fair enough.
31:49Fair enough.
31:51Saying that, the Packers are a live dog.
31:54They've underperformed their last two, three weeks.
31:56They don't look like they could win this game.
31:58They're coming in with so many question marks.
32:01Their defense is not playing Packer football.
32:04But if you remember last year,
32:05Dallas Cowboys were the hottest team in the NFL
32:07in the playoffs.
32:08Coming into the playoffs, the Packers were so pumped,
32:10the Packers lit them up like a Christmas tree.
32:13So the Packers could stun the Philadelphia Eagles there.
32:16Saying that, I don't think that's actually possible.
32:19The Eagles will be able to run the ball.
32:21They have the best defense in the NFL.
32:23Very underrated defense.
32:24Their defense is lights out all the way around.
32:27Put pressure on the quarterback.
32:28You can't run.
32:28They play one-on-one.
32:30They're just unbelievable.
32:31Eagles could win the Super Bowl.
32:33I'm gonna prop it again because why the fuck not?
32:38And I'm gonna give two props here.
32:41Seguin Barkley, any time touchdown, oh duh.
32:43Oh duh.
32:44Josh Jacobs, any time touchdown, oh duh.
32:47Not really sticking my neck out on the line.
32:49I think it will be run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
32:53And those are my two props.
32:54Shout out props.
32:55Shout out props to, and again, I love myself.
32:58Yeah, prop it.
32:59Okay, Jerry.
33:00Yeah, I think this is light for me, this card.
33:02I know I do have A.J. Brown, oh actually,
33:05it's my biggest one.
33:06One, two, three, four, five.
33:08I got five plays here for this game.
33:12I wanna take the Eagles so bad.
33:13Yeah.
33:14I do.
33:15I think they're gonna start slow though
33:16because Jalen Hurts missed a couple games.
33:18Gagashin.
33:19So I'm gonna take the Packers plus four and a half.
33:20I do think the Eagles win the game.
33:22A.J. Brown, I'm gonna take him to score
33:23any time touchdown score.
33:24I think this game is gonna go over,
33:26so I'm gonna take the under in this game.
33:29Love, I'm gonna think he's gonna throw a pick.
33:31He throws a lot of picks.
33:32He throws a lot of picks.
33:33Jordan Love.
33:33Throws a lot of picks.
33:34Yeah, he does.
33:35Turns the ball over a lot.
33:37He has five games.
33:38Eagle secondary, Stingy secondary.
33:39I like them to get a pick.
33:41And then Josh Jacobs, final play,
33:42any time touchdown score.
33:43Shout out.
33:44Right on what you used to.
33:45Shout out.
33:46Right on what you used to.
33:47Shout out.
33:48Right on what you used to.
33:48Shout out.
33:49Okay, I don't like this game.
33:52I love this game.
33:53I'm taking the Eagles minus four and a half.
33:54They're gonna kill the Packers.
33:55The Eagles are the best team in the NFC.
33:57I'm gonna say it right now.
33:58They're the Lions.
33:58I want you to know,
33:59I think the Eagles are the best team in the NFC.
34:01I'm a little worried, like you said,
34:03Jalen Hurts getting back from a concussion.
34:04That does make me a little, little, little,
34:06little bit concerned.
34:07Multiple games.
34:08But Max has told me he's not actually concussed.
34:09So we're gonna be fine.
34:10Eagles minus four and a half.
34:11It's gonna be a big play for me.
34:12I hate the fucking Packers.
34:14Let's go to Sunday night football.
34:16Commanders at Bucs.
34:20The Bucs are three point favorites.
34:21The over under is 50 and a half.
34:22I'm going to save this game for my mortal.
34:26Oh, wait a second.
34:27I switched it up, but it's okay.
34:28I don't think we have the same thing.
34:32Okay, we're good.
34:33We're good.
34:35I got you stunned there.
34:36You were like the chipmunk.
34:38No, my penis and my balls sweated.
34:44Yeah.
34:45They sweated.
34:45They both sweat.
34:46Yeah.
34:47I want to go straight heads up.
34:48I don't want to like.
34:49Yeah, we don't want to go heads up.
34:50What I could do, if I was a fraud,
34:52if I was less of a man than I am,
34:54if I wasn't the source and the king of sports gambling
34:58and the creator of the sports gambling entertainment
35:00industry.
35:01No, no, no, no.
35:01I would use whatever Big Cat uses.
35:03Because then I win.
35:05I win out.
35:05I'm 10, five and one.
35:06He's 10 and six.
35:07No, you're a man.
35:08It's a chess move.
35:09No, you're a man.
35:10It's a chess move to just do whatever he does
35:11because I've got him.
35:12I hit him in a box.
35:13I boxed Big Cat in.
35:14Boxed me in.
35:15I 3D boxed him, 3D chested him.
35:19Got him.
35:19He boxed me.
35:20But I'm not doing that.
35:21He's not doing that.
35:22He's a man.
35:23I'm a man.
35:24Weather in Tampa Bay on Sunday.
35:25In Tampa Bay, it'll be 54 degrees and cloudy.
35:28Okay, Tommy.
35:29Quarterbacks in their first ever playoff game
35:31facing off against a quarterback
35:33with playoff experience, 22 and 41 against the Sprits.
35:37Ooh, that's not good.
35:39All right, I'm saving my pick.
35:40Jerry.
35:41Three plays here.
35:42I think the Commanders can upset them.
35:44I do too.
35:45I do.
35:45I think the Commanders can win the game.
35:47I do.
35:48I'm gonna take them plus three.
35:49I think this is a shootout.
35:51Two great offenses.
35:52Over 50 and a half.
35:53And an Evans touchdown.
35:55Mike Evans.
35:55He's good.
35:56He's good.
35:57Mike Evans.
35:58Should've got one last week.
35:59Mike Evans.
36:00Was that a bullshit?
36:00No, I like that too.
36:02Who cares?
36:03He was injured.
36:03So here's why I have no problem with that.
36:04He was injured for four games this year.
36:06He would've easily gotten it if he didn't get injured.
36:09What I heard is both teams though agreed
36:12that Mike Evans was gonna have the ball.
36:15They agreed on it.
36:16That might not, I might not love that.
36:18But I guess you have to do it
36:21because he made an extra $3 million.
36:24It was like $100,000 and it was a three milli.
36:27Shout out three milli.
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37:28Okay.
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37:32Let's do last game, Monday Night Football.
37:34Vikings at Rams, over-unders 47 and a half.
37:38The Rams are one and a half point dogs.
37:40The Vikings shit the bed on offense in week 18.
37:44Sam Darnold, is he back into a pumpkin?
37:46Was that a great defensive game plan?
37:47The Rams sat everyone, almost beat the Seahawks.
37:50Last time that happened, they went and won the whole thing.
37:53It was Sam Darnold.
37:54The whole Kitten Caboodle was Sam Darnold.
37:56It was bad.
37:57It was bad.
37:57He was one for 40 in the red zone.
37:59It was bad.
38:00He was like one for eight.
38:01I mean, he had Jefferson open a couple of times.
38:02Yes.
38:03He had other people open.
38:04He looked like he was nervous.
38:05He was bad.
38:06He really looked like he was shaking,
38:07but it's his only game of the year
38:08that he's really shit the bed like that.
38:10I think he had one other.
38:11Otherwise, he's been prolific and amazing.
38:13Yeah.
38:13Ashley, weather.
38:15In LA, it's gonna be 50 degrees, partly cloudy.
38:18Okay, Tommy.
38:19Stat I said before about inexperienced playoff quarterbacks
38:22applies to Sam Darnold here,
38:23but also teams that won 12 or more games
38:26in the regular season on the road in the playoffs,
38:29just two and 11 against the spread.
38:31That's an amazing stat.
38:32Shout out for doing your job and looking that up.
38:35Every year, you're amazing.
38:36Shout out.
38:37Great job, Thomas.
38:37Great job, Thomas.
38:38Happy New Year.
38:39To you and your family.
38:40Great job, Thomas.
38:42They say it back.
38:42I am going to take the over 47 and a half.
38:48I do think that the Vikings will fix some things.
38:51I think Pukanuku is gonna catch.
38:53You know what?
38:54I also want to take Pukanuku to catch 10 passes.
38:57I don't know what that line is.
38:58Put it on there, 10.
38:59Well, it's just over catches.
39:02Well, what's his line?
39:05I would say seven.
39:06Can you ladder it?
39:07All right, just give me whatever his line is.
39:09Seven and a half is the line.
39:10What is it?
39:11Seven and a half.
39:12Is there an alternate?
39:12I guess seven, not bad.
39:13All right, fine.
39:14Just give me that.
39:15Give me that.
39:16Right in the middle.
39:17Seven and a half.
39:17Over seven and a half.
39:18Easy.
39:19Like it.
39:20Jerry.
39:21I'm with you, Dan.
39:22I like the over in this game.
39:22Tommy's stat.
39:23How many picks on this game?
39:25This is a light car.
39:26And what are we at right now?
39:27How many?
39:28Probably 16, somewhere around there.
39:29So this will be 20?
39:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:3117, 18, 19, 20.
39:3117, we're at 17.
39:3217.
39:33So this will be 18, 19, 20, 21.
39:35And then the mortal, 22.
39:3622.
39:37Shout out 22.
39:38So Tommy's stat, I have the Vikings written down,
39:40but that's that.
39:42I gotta go with the Rams.
39:43I'm gonna take also a Jefferson touchdown.
39:45He's due.
39:46And Matt Stafford, over 21 and a half completions.
39:51Doesn't turn the ball over much.
39:52Very accurate quarterback.
39:53I think, you know,
39:54they're gonna have a lot of short passes.
39:56Flores will blitz them.
39:58Dink and dunks.
39:58Book is gonna go crazy.
40:00That actually is a really good play,
40:01over 21 and a half completions.
40:02But yep, that's it.
40:03Okay.
40:04Four plays.
40:05Stu.
40:06This will be my Monday night wild card playoff
40:08game of the year.
40:09First of all, it's the only wild card playoff game
40:12of the year on Monday,
40:13and it'll be my game of the year.
40:14But saying that, I have two picks in this game.
40:17Let's analyze the game.
40:18First of all, everybody.
40:20Let's get some X's and O's going.
40:22Right.
40:23Everybody and their mother is on the Minnesota Vikings.
40:25They think the Detroit line game is a fluke.
40:27They think the second half of the line game is a fluke.
40:29They think the Vikings cannot go on the road
40:32as a 14 and three team and just shit the bed.
40:35They do not think Sam Donald will miss Justin Jefferson
40:38five different times.
40:40You know, just choke like a bitch,
40:41like I watched him do his last year in college.
40:45Never knew why he was drafted number one
40:47and his first couple of years on the Jets.
40:48I thought he was the most overrated quarterback ever.
40:50He's had a phenomenal year.
40:53I credit that to his running game and his offensive line
40:56and his defensive line.
40:58Saying that, the Rams could win the Super Bowl.
41:03The Rams have a Super Bowl winning coach.
41:05They have a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
41:07They have maybe the smartest quarterback in the NFL
41:10with the most experience.
41:11When he was on the Detroit Lions in the fourth quarter,
41:14it seemed like he won every game or covered every game.
41:17They have a prolific offensive set,
41:20three of the best receivers in the NFL.
41:25I wouldn't be surprised if the Rams blow out the Vikings,
41:28but I would not be surprised
41:29if the Vikings win the game also.
41:31Saying that, two picks, Puka Nakua, anytime touchdown.
41:35Props do, props do, props do.
41:37Justin Jefferson, anytime touchdown.
41:39Props do, props do, props do.
41:41I have never seen a receiver more upset with himself,
41:45upset with the quarterback,
41:47upset with his team performance than Justin Jefferson.
41:50It's why he is unequivocally the best receiver
41:54in the history of the NFL.
41:56Jerry Rice, fuck you.
41:58Every other receiver in the NFL, fuck you.
42:01It's Justin Jefferson because he was steaming.
42:04Steam was coming out.
42:05He was angry.
42:07He was angry.
42:10Any vagina that he got after the game, he ripped.
42:13When we come back, he ripped.
42:16We have our mortals right after this.
42:19Super wildcard weekend draft.
42:20Wildcard mortals, wildcard mortals, wildcard mortals.
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44:30Time for our mortals.
44:32Stu, you are the mortal king.
44:33I'll let you go first.
44:34You have it.
44:3510-5-1, 10-5-1, 10-5-1, 10-5-1, 10-5-1, 10-5-1, 10-5-1.
44:4510-5-1.
44:51Oh.
44:52Oh, God.
44:56Stu's own.
44:58Oh.
45:00Oh!
45:02Oh!
45:05Oh!
45:0910-5-1, get in!
45:12Hey, PFT!
45:13Suck my cock!
45:16You're going home!
45:17You're gonna be miserable!
45:19Cut your fucking hair!
45:21You're gonna be 40 years old!
45:23You ain't 18!
45:24You ain't Spicaldi!
45:26Let's fucking go!
45:27You ain't even a stoner!
45:30PFT, fuck you!
45:33Although I love you.
45:35You're gonna be 64 on your birthday.
45:38You're gonna be 40 on your birthday.
45:40I hope I did not ruin
45:43the ability to hang out with you on your birthday.
45:47In advance, I'm preparing you.
45:49It's gonna be ugly.
45:51It's gonna be ugly.
45:54Jaden Daniels, four picks, 10 sacks,
45:58Bacon Mayfield, five touchdowns,
46:01500 yards, from Jump Street,
46:05it's all the Buccaneers.
46:06You've had a phenomenal season.
46:08The Commanders are back.
46:10Next year, they might be the Redskins.
46:12They're trying to overturn it.
46:14So, the Commanders, in my head, they're a fraud team.
46:18They're changing their name every year.
46:20What's going on?
46:22Next year, they'll be the Redskins,
46:23and they might have a shot.
46:25Jaden Daniels.
46:28Phenomenal year.
46:29Dan Quinn.
46:31Phenomenal year.
46:32You're gonna be gothic!
46:34You're gonna be gothic!
46:36My mortal, care for me!
46:39Buccaneers.
46:40Okay.
46:41I'll do my mortal, because I'm in the same game.
46:43Stu?
46:44Yes, sir.
46:45You got scared there, because you thought
46:46I was gonna do it with the same mortal as you?
46:47Yes.
46:49Over 50 and a half in the Bucs-Commanders game
46:51is my mortal, and here's why.
46:52I agree, the Bucs are a very good offense.
46:55Baker Mayfield's gonna throw the ball everywhere.
46:57They're gonna run the ball everywhere,
46:59but Jaden Daniels is phenomenal.
47:00He's gonna stay in this game.
47:02This game's gonna be a shootout.
47:04He's gonna go back and forth.
47:05He's gonna come down to the wire.
47:06I'm very excited to watch this game,
47:07and I'm very excited to hammer the over 50 and a half.
47:11I am going to be the mortal king at the end of this segment.
47:15I'm 10 and six.
47:16I'm gonna be 11 and six.
47:18I'm gonna be 11 and six after this.
47:20I'm gonna be 11 and six after this.
47:22You're gonna be 10 and six.
47:26You're gonna be 10 and six.
47:27I'm gonna be 11 and six.
47:29Okay.
47:30Watch out.
47:32Jerry, finish this off.
47:34Perfect, we have time for a little game, quick game.
47:35Who watched, between you guys,
47:37who watched more Bills games this year?
47:38Me.
47:39Okay.
47:41Give it a stew, I don't care.
47:42Okay, so Big Cat.
47:44Okay, so Big Cat, let's play a quick game.
47:46This is my mortal.
47:47Okay, so quick, quick game.
47:49This is maybe 17 seconds.
47:51Wings!
47:52We'll do 17 seconds, let's do it.
47:53My answer's wings.
47:54No, it's not wings.
47:55Okay, so schedule.
47:5617 games in a season, right?
47:57We're gonna play.
47:58This game is called good or not so good
48:01when it comes to defenses, right?
48:03Bill's schedule.
48:04Cardinals defense, good, not so good.
48:06Not so good.
48:08Dolphins, good, not so good.
48:10Okay, good.
48:11Jaguars, good, not so good.
48:14Ravens, good, not so good.
48:17Texans, good, not so good.
48:19Jets, good, not so good.
48:21Not good.
48:22Titans, good, not so good.
48:23Actually kind of decent.
48:26Middle.
48:27Seahawks, good, not so good.
48:28Not good.
48:30Dolphins, good, not so good.
48:32You said them already.
48:33Dents in the division, Stu.
48:34Oh.
48:35Colts, good, not so good.
48:36Chiefs, good, not so good.
48:38Great.
48:3949ers, good, not so good.
48:41Not so good.
48:42Not good.
48:43Rams, good, not so good.
48:44Good.
48:45Very good.
48:46Lions, good, not so good.
48:47Injured.
48:48Not good.
48:49Patriots, good, not so good.
48:50Not good.
48:51Good.
48:52Jets, good, not so good.
48:54Nah, not good.
48:55Excellent.
48:56Okay.
48:58So 17 games.
48:59When I look at this, right?
49:00I'm looking at this right now.
49:03One, two, three, four, five.
49:03You've lost the audience.
49:04Can we speed it up?
49:05No, this is how I'm gonna get to my pick.
49:09These two, you said didn't count.
49:10The Lions won, right?
49:11No, it was Lions injured and-
49:13Lions injured.
49:13I'm also here, by the way.
49:15I asked a question, more of Bill's game.
49:16Yeah, remember, you said I'm playing the game.
49:18I just wanted to make-
49:18So it's pretty much dead even.
49:19I don't like looking at the back of your head.
49:20If I was to do the list,
49:21I think I would've put the Lions here,
49:22which would give the not so good.
49:23They've played more bad defenses
49:25than they've played good defenses.
49:26I love the Broncos.
49:27I think they keep it close.
49:28I know the Bills.
49:29That was the whole thing?
49:31Yeah.
49:32Okay.
49:33I would put more not so good,
49:35but I think the Broncos covered this game.
49:37Okay, so you have Broncos,
49:38plus eight and a half, plus eight and a half.
49:40I don't think the Bills are frauds,
49:41but I think they played more bad-
49:43Not so good versus good.
49:45That was a good scientific study.
49:47Yes.
49:49Stu!
49:50No.
49:51Yes.
49:52Say goodbye to our wonderful audience.
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49:54Is that our last show next week?
49:55We so missed you.
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