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00:06 Everybody that you meet...
00:08 Has an original point of view.
00:11 And I say, hey!
00:14 What a wonderful kind of day!
00:16 If we could learn to work and play...
00:19 And get along with each other.
00:22 You got to listen to your heart.
00:24 Listen to the beat.
00:25 Listen to the rhythm.
00:27 Rhythm of the street.
00:28 Open up your eyes.
00:29 Open up your ears.
00:30 Get together and make things better...
00:33 By working together.
00:35 It's a simple message...
00:37 And it comes from the heart.
00:39 Oh, believe in yourself.
00:41 Believe in yourself.
00:42 For that's the place to start.
00:44 Start and I say, hey!
00:46 What a wonderful kind of day!
00:49 If we could learn to work and play...
00:51 And get along with each other.
00:54 What a wonderful kind of day!
00:57 What a wonderful kind of day!
00:59 Hey!
01:00 Hey, T.W.!
01:02 Hey!
01:04 Hey!
01:05 Hey!
01:06 My Sister is a Sissy
01:08 by Jack Prelutsky
01:10 My sister is a sissy.
01:12 She's afraid of dogs and cats.
01:15 Aaaaaah!
01:17 A toad can give her tantrums.
01:21 Aaaaaah!
01:23 And she's terrified of rats.
01:26 Aaaaaah!
01:29 She screams at things with stingers,
01:31 things that buzz and things that crawl.
01:34 Aaaaaah!
01:37 Just the shadow of a spider
01:39 sends my sister up the wall.
01:42 Aaaaaah!
01:45 A lizard makes her shiver
01:47 and a turtle makes her squirm.
01:50 She positively cringes
01:53 at the prospect of a worm.
01:56 Aaaaaah!
01:59 A spider is a spider.
02:02 Aaaaaah!
02:05 She's afraid of things with feathers.
02:07 She's afraid of things with fur.
02:10 Aaaaaah!
02:13 She's scared of almost everything.
02:16 How come I'm scared of her?
02:19 I'm a poet!
02:24 Only two days until the library poetry contest
02:28 and only one student is signed up.
02:30 Fern!
02:31 Fern never said she wrote poetry?
02:33 Fern never says anything.
02:35 The judge is famous poet Jack Prelotsky.
02:38 Not too late to enter.
02:40 Listen, I'm a poet.
02:42 Moon, June, spoon, aloon.
02:45 Just thinking of poetry...
02:50 makes me sleepy.
02:52 Binky, know what's twice as boring as a poem?
02:57 What?
02:58 Two poems!
03:01 Tu ne peux pas écrire un poème si tu l'as essayé.
03:05 C'est ce qu'elle a dit le tout l'année.
03:09 Dis-le, Fern!
03:11 Je ne peux pas écrire un poème,
03:18 mais ils ne peuvent pas.
03:20 Si je voulais.
03:22 Moi aussi.
03:24 Je peux écrire un meilleur poème
03:26 que toi, Arthur.
03:29 Ah oui, j'aimerais voir ça.
03:32 Je ne peux pas écrire un poème.
03:36 Moi aussi.
03:38 Peut-être que Binky ne peut pas, mais moi.
03:40 Il n'y a rien que je ne peux pas, Arthur.
03:43 Je peux écrire un poème comme ça.
03:46 Je vais me faire enlever.
03:48 Je vais écrire un poème.
03:50 Aïe!
03:52 Je ne peux pas écrire un poème
03:57 mais tu peux écrire un poème
03:59 et le terminer en temps pour le faire participer au contest de poésie.
04:02 Je vais te le promettre.
04:04 Tu ne peux pas.
04:06 Est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un d'autre qui a faim?
04:08 Qui ne le fait pas
04:10 doit faire partie du club de poésie pour un an.
04:13 Tu le promets?
04:14 Ou tu es un paquet de poules?
04:17 Comment tu écris un poème?
04:21 Je pensais que c'était toi.
04:23 Je ne veux pas aller au club de poésie pour un an.
04:27 On peut trouver un bon poème et l'écrire comme ça.
04:30 Le temps est venu, dit le walrus,
04:32 pour parler de nombreuses choses
04:34 de chaussures et de bateaux et de la peau de bois
04:37 de cabages et de rois
04:39 et pourquoi la mer brûle
04:41 et pourquoi les poissons ont des ailes.
04:44 Je ne pense pas pouvoir écrire comme ça.
04:46 Trouve-nous un qui fait de la sensibilité.
04:49 Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire?
04:51 Quelque chose de mieux que son chien,
04:53 un petit poisson plus cher que son cheval.
04:55 Un chien qui peut faire ton travail.
04:57 Rien de mieux que mon chien.
04:59 Oubliez-le, il n'aime pas les chiens.
05:02 Wow, écoutez ces titres.
05:06 Le palais menacé,
05:08 la larve de conquérance.
05:10 Ça doit être un grand larve.
05:13 Ecoutez.
05:14 C'était le mort qui grondait à l'intérieur.
05:17 Cool!
05:19 C'est un peu comme ça.
05:21 C'est un peu comme ça.
05:23 C'est un peu comme ça.
05:25 Cool!
05:27 J'ai un qui fait de la sensibilité.
05:29 Ecoutez, mes enfants,
05:31 et vous allez entendre
05:33 le délire de la nuit
05:35 de Paul Revere.
05:37 D'accord, on est prêts.
05:39 Combien de temps
05:41 avez-vous travaillé sur votre poème?
05:43 J'ai sorti de regarder la télé.
05:45 Raine a terminé son poème.
05:47 Déjà?
05:50 Peux-je l'écrire pour vous?
05:52 Je l'ai écrit pour le contest.
05:54 Je, le cerveau, expliquerai ce qui fait de la pluie.
05:56 Les déchets d'eau sont ce que les nuages contiennent.
05:58 Ils atteignent la saturation, deviennent la précipitation,
06:01 touchent le sol et dépassent le drain.
06:03 Je suis prête aussi.
06:07 Mon truc préféré est de faire des achats
06:10 Vous n'avez jamais assez de déchets.
06:12 Et des gains jusqu'à ce que je tombe.
06:14 J'aime acheter.
06:16 Ce n'est pas un poème, c'est une liste.
06:18 Acheter rime avec tomber.
06:20 Duh!
06:22 Tout le monde,
06:24 vous devriez avoir votre poème fait demain.
06:26 Ecoutez, mes enfants,
06:32 comme je vous dis,
06:34 sur un chien et un oiseau
06:36 sur un bus à Oklahoma.
06:38 Eww!
06:40 Buster, quand tu as fini ton poème,
06:43 peux-tu m'aider?
06:45 Je suis prêt, mais je suis occupé à regarder un vidéo.
06:47 Désolé.
06:49 Je connais un super poème.
06:51 Les roses sont rouges, les violets sont bleus,
06:53 mon nez sent et tes pieds, tutu.
06:55 C'est tellement drôle!
06:58 Ça ne te fait pas mal, Arthur?
07:00 Arthur?
07:02 Pourquoi le grand délai pour aller à l'école?
07:07 Je dois arrêter à Fern's House.
07:09 Je peux en entendre encore?
07:14 Un jour, un soir, un gros chat a dit "howdy, howdy".
07:18 Buster?
07:20 Tu as dit que tu étais terminé!
07:22 Je ne voulais pas que tu penses que je ne pouvais pas le faire.
07:25 Au lieu de copier les poèmes d'autres gens,
07:28 pourquoi ne pas juste écrire ce que tu aimes?
07:31 Qui veut entendre ce que j'aime?
07:33 Qui ne veut pas?
07:36 (Cris de joie)
07:38 I'm done!
07:43 Oh!
07:45 I'm done.
07:47 Today is very boring.
07:52 It's a very boring day.
07:54 There is nothing much to look at.
07:57 There is nothing much to say.
07:59 There is a peacock on my sneakers.
08:02 There is a penguin on my head.
08:04 There is a door mouse on my doorstep.
08:07 I am going back to bed.
08:09 Today is very boring.
08:12 It is boring through and through.
08:15 There is absolutely nothing that I think I want to do.
08:18 I see giants riding rhinos,
08:20 and an ogre with a sword.
08:22 There is a dragon blowing smoke rings.
08:25 I am positively bored.
08:29 (Tousse)
08:30 Today is very boring.
08:33 I can hardly help but yawn.
08:36 There is a flying saucer landing in the middle of my lawn.
08:40 A volcano just erupted less than half a mile away.
08:44 And I think I felt an earthquake.
08:47 It's a very boring day.
08:49 (Applaudissements)
08:51 Thank you, thank you.
08:53 Let's have our first contestant.
08:55 And the ghosts of all the fallen trees weep
08:58 for a world that can't live without them.
09:01 (Applaudissements)
09:04 Thank you, Mr. Poletsky.
09:06 I have all of your poetry books.
09:08 You are obviously a little girl with impeccable taste.
09:12 Our next poet is Francine Frensky.
09:15 My dad took me to a hockey game.
09:18 I got hit in the head by a puck.
09:21 I yelled out, "Ow, my head! Ow!"
09:24 "Call an ambulance! Ouch! Ow!"
09:27 "Oh, brother, this hurts! Put ice on it! It's gonna swell!"
09:31 I got a big old purple lump on my head
09:34 and used it for show and tell.
09:36 (Applaudissements)
09:38 Where's Arthur?
09:40 People think I can't write a poem.
09:46 But they are so wrong. I can write a poem.
09:49 I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
09:52 and I gave it the title "Binky's Poem."
09:56 So shut up! The end.
09:58 That's not a poem.
10:00 He rhymed "poem" with "poem" four times.
10:03 It was great.
10:05 Yay, Binky!
10:07 Our final poet is Buster Baxter.
10:11 These are the things that make me nauseous.
10:14 Gloppy green goop that drips from faucets,
10:17 blue hair that grows on slices of bread
10:20 when your big old dog drools in your bed.
10:23 When a dirty sock drops on your face.
10:26 Pee-yew!
10:28 When your friend's baby sister starts to spew.
10:31 Half a worm in the apple you bit.
10:34 Finding a human bone in your jello.
10:37 Blowing nose slime green and yellow.
10:40 And people who eat creamed corn with their mouths open so you can see it.
10:44 The end.
10:46 I probably shouldn't mention the free butterscotch pudding being served at the reception.
10:51 Oh, no!
10:53 Am I too late? I couldn't help it. The street was full of elephants.
10:58 Our final, final poem is "Jimmy Goes to the City" by Arthur Reed.
11:04 Jimmy was a happy ape until some hunters caught him.
11:08 He liked the jungle better than the city where they brought him.
11:12 The city was louder, the city was meaner.
11:15 Even the dirt in the jungle was cleaner.
11:18 So Jimmy made a daring escape.
11:20 The hunters were suddenly minus one-eight.
11:23 He climbed the tallest building because from there he could
11:27 see how far away the jungle was.
11:30 From the middle of the city.
11:33 Jimmy jumped into a passing plane.
11:35 But the pilot didn't wait for him to explain.
11:38 Jimmy flew back to the jungle and told his ape friends in their lair,
11:43 "The city's okay for a visit, but you couldn't make me live there."
11:48 And the winner of the contest is...
11:52 I hate contests. You all win.
11:55 And nobody has to join the poetry club because they won the bet.
11:59 But this was fun. I know lots of other disgusting stuff.
12:03 You can't stop us if we want to join.
12:05 Hey, here's a sign-up list.
12:07 Mr. Perletsky, could you read us another poem?
12:11 No! Please!
12:14 All right.
12:16 Well, Buster's poem put me in mind of one of my own, called "Jellyfish Stew."
12:22 Jellyfish Stew, I'm loony for you.
12:27 I dearly adore you. Oh, truly I do.
12:32 Did you ever start a book you can't put down until you're done?
12:38 When I start a "Scare Your Pants Off" club book, I just can't stop.
12:50 Class dismissed.
12:52 Arthur? Arthur?
12:55 Hey, Arthur? Arthur?
13:08 Ah!
13:16 For goodness sake, turn that light off and go to sleep.
13:20 Wait, Dad! I'm almost done. I can't stop until I know how it... ends.
13:25 The "Scare Your Pants Off" club.
13:29 Ah!
13:31 Ta-da! By special request, a hearty breakfast of my world-famous Whoopi Waffles.
13:39 Whoopi Waffles?
13:41 Morning, Mom, Dad. Gotta run.
13:44 Arthur?
13:46 Whoopi!
13:51 I'm impressed, honey.
13:53 Breakfast first.
13:55 Ah, okay.
13:57 Arthur, why are you in such a hurry?
14:02 Sorry, Mom. Gotta get to the library fast to be first in line to get the new "Scare Your Pants Off" club book.
14:08 The library? On a Saturday?
14:10 Wow! Hard to argue with that.
14:13 If he's not eating seconds, can I have his?
14:17 Gotta hurry. Gotta get there first.
14:21 Oh, no!
14:25 Guess we should have met earlier.
14:33 Yeah, like three days ago.
14:35 Hey, maybe they're all just here to study.
14:40 I guess we could check out some of the old ones to read again.
14:44 Yeah, like "Curse of the Mummy's Breath."
14:48 That was really scary.
14:50 Or "Bones in the Attic."
14:52 Or the scariest one of all, "Zombie Substitute Teacher."
14:57 Look!
15:08 They're opening!
15:11 Ah!
15:13 Chut!
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18:18 "Sure thing!"
18:19 "After you sign on the dotted line!"
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18:27 "Pause is taking your books away!"
18:29 "So I'm asking for your help today!"
18:31 "Line up now and sign your name!"
18:34 "That's the point of my jump rope game!"
18:36 "Impact on school performance is geometric."
18:39 "As you can see there's a marked rise in the learning curve."
18:42 "Is it not obvious you should sign?"
18:45 "No, but we'll sign if you promise to stop explaining why we should."
18:49 "Yes of course, sign our file please!"
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19:07 [sifflement]
19:10 "Excuse me ma'am, but a parent's group took our favorite books out of the library."
19:14 "Would you sign a petition to put them back?"
19:17 "I see I'm not the only one doing volunteer work today."
19:20 "But it depends on the books."
19:22 "I wouldn't want to go against your parents."
19:25 "They're not our parents."
19:27 "We don't know who they are, but the books are our favorites."
19:30 "The Scare Your Pants Off Club Books."
19:33 "The Scare Your Pants Off Club Books?"
19:36 "Do you read them?"
19:38 "Arthur, all of them! I haven't missed a single one!"
19:42 "Then this is serious!"
19:44 "Maybe I should speak to this parent's group."
19:47 "Don't give up Arthur, you and your friends are doing a good thing."
19:52 "Sure, thanks!"
19:54 "I think..."
19:55 "Hey wait!"
19:57 "You forgot to sign."
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20:02 "Do you think we have enough names?"
20:04 "I think so, we just have to hope they'll listen to us."
20:08 "Who wants to go to Wonder World for free?"
20:10 "I'm having a big party there for all my friends."
20:13 "And you're all invited."
20:15 "Wow! Wonder World!"
20:18 [slurp]
20:20 "Lick?"
20:22 "My mom won't let me, too much fat, sugar, oh..."
20:26 "Take it away!"
20:28 "Hey! Hey Muffy, look, it's your parents!"
20:31 "Kids don't know the harm these books do."
20:33 "My poor daughter read just one and it gave her nightmares."
20:37 "We started PAWS to save other kids."
20:40 "We're having a big rally for all concerned parents at the library tomorrow."
20:44 "Your mom and dad started PAWS?"
20:47 "Yes, and they say that no one who's working against them is allowed to come to my party."
20:53 "What?"
20:54 "What? But we have to get our books back, Muffy!"
20:57 "You just have to decide which means more to you, Arthur."
21:00 "My fabulous party, or a bunch of silly books."
21:04 "I don't know what to do, Mom."
21:08 "I don't want to miss Muffy's Wonder World party, but I don't want to lose my favorite books either."
21:13 "Arthur, all I can say is when you add everything up, you have to do what you think is right."
21:19 "Even if it means making a sacrifice."
21:22 "But what if I'm the only one who decides to protest PAWS?"
21:26 "What if all my friends decide to go to Wonder World instead?"
21:29 "Can't be afraid to look foolish for something you believe in, son."
21:32 "Hand me that rubber nose. I'm late for the children's charity benefit."
21:36 "Ah! I wondered where that was."
21:40 "I'm not doing this for Ed Crosswire of Crosswire Motors, corner of Park and Lakewood, open most nights till 10."
21:47 "I'm doing it to save our kids."
21:50 "Mr. Crosswire, speaking for the kids, we really want our books back, and we got these signatures of support."
21:57 "That's nice, sonny, but believe me, we're doing this for your own good."
22:01 "Excuse me, but have you read any of the books? Well, have you?"
22:07 "I am proud to say I wouldn't read those books if you paid me."
22:11 "It's Miss McWord, my grade school English teacher."
22:16 "You never did read, Ed. That's why the writer works so hard to write stories kids like to read."
22:23 "So maybe they'll read other books too."
22:26 "What makes you such an expert?"
22:28 "I wrote them."
22:30 "You wrote the Scare Your Pants Off Club books?"
22:33 "Yes. E.A. Depeau is my pen name."
22:37 "Miss Depeau, I'm your number one fan. I have all your books. Does anyone have a pen? Oops."
22:46 "You've read them all?"
22:48 "Well, Mary Alice Crosswire, if it wasn't that woman's books that gave you a nightmare, what was it?"
22:55 "Just a minute here. I think I'm beginning to understand who ate my quart of haz-n-pfeffer ice cream."
23:02 "You know it gives you nightmares, Muffy. How could you?"
23:06 "Ed, what do you say we actually read one of my books and see what you think?"
23:12 "Oh, yes. Why not?"
23:15 "And since that night, nobody has dared to steal anything from the haunted hamburger stand again."
23:24 "Well, Daddy?"
23:26 "Well, I guess I shouldn't have tried to stop you kids from reading books I hadn't read myself."
23:31 "Then we can have them back, Mr. Crosswire?"
23:34 "Well, on one condition."
23:37 "Would you read another one, please?"
23:42 "No one in the village knew why the old man lived all alone deep in the dark woods."
23:53 "Only the animals of the forest knew his secret."
23:58 "And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day."
24:03 "If we could learn to work and play and get along with each other."
24:09 "You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm, rhythm of the street."
24:16 "It's a simple message and it comes from the heart."
24:21 "Oh, believe in yourself, for that's the place to start."
24:26 "And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day."
24:30 "If we could learn to work and play and get along with each other."
24:36 "What a wonderful kind of day."
24:38 "Hey!"
24:39 "What a wonderful kind of day."
24:41 "Hey!"