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Amusant
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00:00 [Musique]
00:10 [Bruit de tir]
00:12 [Bruit de la bouche]
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00:16 [Bruit de la bouche]
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00:36 Oh, we're gonna catch a dragonfly, me, my son and I. And when we catch a dragonfly, we're gonna make a pie. Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me, I'm going to Louisiana!
00:50 Louisiana? Why am I going to Louisiana? You're not, Dad. You're going to show me how to catch a dragonfly. In short words, we're never spoken. Viola, if it isn't a dragonfly sitting on a lily pad down there. We're going to sneak up on him, which calls for the strictest silence.
01:14 I'm so proud of my father. Such coordination and sheer poetry of motion.
01:21 How'd you like that, son? A perfect three-point landing.
01:30 But father, I only counted two points. Where's the third one?
01:34 I'm keeping it under my hat. You watch your father and I'll give you a crash course on dragonfly catching.
01:44 Oh, good morning. Very good outside weather we are having.
01:48 There was one of them that just passed. You just keep your eyes on your old dad and I'll give you lesson number uno. Call it the direct approach.
02:00 I went to sleep the other night, doo-dah, doo-dah. Going to sleep all night, going to sleep all day. I bet my money in a bucktel neck with a banjo on my knee.
02:13 Hey, we make beautiful music together.
02:16 Allow me to introduce myself. C.L. Crane, a squire.
02:21 And I am a dragonfly.
02:23 A dragonfly, eh?
02:25 Yes, I come from a long line of dragons.
02:28 I hope you're prepared to substantiate that.
02:31 Here are my credentials.
02:33 Goodbye.
02:35 Well, what do you know? A fire-breathing dragonfly.
02:40 Another way to catch dragonflies is with a piece of string.
02:44 Oh, father, I'm learning so much.
02:47 All you do is tie a knot in one end and make a last sew out of it. Then, when the quarry least expects it, you sew 'em.
02:57 Oh, nothing makes me so mad as getting lassoed.
03:02 Hey there, cut that out. Can you hear me?
03:07 I'm turning a deaf ear.
03:09 I guess you didn't hear me.
03:12 Say, I think I've discovered a new water sport.
03:15 Don't know whether to call it water dragonflying or dragonfly skiing.
03:24 Oh, my gosh, I can't stand height.
03:30 Just let go of the string, father.
03:34 Oh, of course. Why didn't I think of that?
03:38 What a relief. Why, a person could fall.
03:42 Fall? I'm falling!
03:46 Father, you forgot to fly. Flap your wings.
03:50 Wings? Oh, yeah.
03:54 Say, son, I hope you don't really think your father forgot to flap his wings.
04:00 I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention.
04:06 I wonder if he thought that.
04:10 What is it, father?
04:12 Can't you tell? It's a girl dragonfly.
04:16 I figure he'll fall in love with her and be lured into captivity.
04:20 I built it out of bits and pieces of string and stuff.
04:23 But, father, a dragonfly isn't that dumb. He'll never fall for it.
04:28 Boy, is he wrong there. I would too fall for her.
04:31 I think she's very good looking and pretty.
04:34 I'll just drop her in this cage and let nature take its course.
04:38 When he goes into the cage, the door drops down and I got him.
04:43 Now to get his attention with my dragonfly collar.
04:47 Tweet, tweet.
04:50 Oh, he's calling to me in the language of love.
04:54 I return the call right back.
04:56 Tweet, tweet.
04:59 I tell you what that means, but it's censored.
05:02 Now I got to go.
05:06 What do you know? Now I'm a prisoner of love.
05:09 I just get here and she walks out on me.
05:12 Well, it's better to have lost and loved than never to have laughed at all.
05:18 Who's laughing?
05:22 I just found a great recipe for dragonfly pie.
05:27 Dragonfly, you are about to be immortalized in pastry.
05:32 How does that grab you?
05:34 I'd much rather have the pastry inside of me instead of all around on my outside.
05:39 The recipe calls for lots of pepper.
05:42 Hey, no, don't do that. Hey.
05:48 Achoo.
05:51 You know what they say, if you can't stand the heat, get out from under the heat.
05:56 Get out from the kitchen!