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00:21Yes sir, the Duke boys and Daisy are racing old Boss Hogg clear around the world.
00:26And they gotta win the prize money so Boss can't foreclose on the family farm.
00:30And greedy old Boss wants the farm and the money for himself.
00:34So he's gonna keep on scheming every foot of the way.
00:38Just give up the race, Boss. That's the son of a gun.
00:42Ooh, ooh, ooh, we're gonna have some fun.
00:46No! Me and Dukes!
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00:55Daisy says she and the boys was flat out whooping old Boss Hogg on the road to Athens, Greece
01:00when the General's gas tank went drier than a mouthful of gingerbread in July.
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01:11So it figures when they stopped for gas, it gave that triple two-timing Boss Hogg just the openin' he was a-lookin' for.
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01:21My turn, is it?
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01:27You know, Smokey, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you'd been takin' checker lessons from Boss Hogg himself.
01:33He he he he he.
01:36He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!
01:39He's goin' now!
01:40He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!
01:42Once Boss Hogg got the lead back, he pulled his slickest trick yet.
01:46Uh-oh, Boss, them dukes are catchin' up to us again.
01:49Yeah, well then we'll just have to slow down till they just about crawlin' up our tail pack, won't we?
01:54We will?
01:55Yeah, that is, if we want to test that new toy they bought us here.
01:58Oh, oh, oh.
02:04Let him have it!
02:05You got it!
02:16You-hoo! He he he he he!
02:18I love harmony, I love bits, I love givin' them dukes the fits!
02:28Dang, that Boss Hogg.
02:30Thinks he can stop a dual lead with a little old oil slick, does he?
02:35Now, Coy!
02:36Whoo-hoo!
02:38Ha ha ha! I can just see old Boss Hogg faint right now! Ha ha!
02:42Let's drive it, Coy!
02:44Old Boss Hogg will never learn, will he?
02:46Nope, but he sure keeps a-tryin'.
02:48Oh!
02:52The nerve of them dukes, sneakin' up on us fair and square like that.
02:56Oh, hush!
02:57You flappin' two lips!
02:59This here race ain't over yet.
03:01Not so long as I got my little old black book right here.
03:06Of course, Big Nick meant to bopple us up ahead in the town of Gravious.
03:11Are you kidding? You mean Big Nick?
03:14Yeah!
03:15Come on down and give me the CD,
03:17so I can arrange a little Greek party for them smarty-pants dukes!
03:22Boss Hogg?
03:23Oh, of course I remember!
03:25My American friend who is racing around the world!
03:28Yeah, that's the one, Big Nick!
03:30I'm headed for your fine city this very minute, in spite of my growing embarrassment.
03:35Embarrassment?
03:37Well, I'm ashamed to say it, being an American myself.
03:40But this here duke gang that is presently holding the lead,
03:43deserves a permanent layover for what they're doing to your local speed limit.
03:48If you get my drift.
03:50Aha! And you want that lead back again at all costs?
03:54Well, not all costs.
03:57But you see to it them dukes is left hand dry,
04:00and I'll surely bring it with you while.
04:02Alex, we must prepare a suitable welcome for our American visitors.
04:07And hurry! It could mean many drachmas for us!
04:11Yes, Big Nick!
04:16Oh, look! We're in Bravia already!
04:19According to the map, it's all open road from here to Athens.
04:21No way Boss Hogg is going to stop us now!
04:25Oh no! A policeman!
04:27I don't get it! I'm not even doing the legal speed limit!
04:32What did I do wrong, officer?
04:34No way we were speeding!
04:36That is a 602 right there!
04:38Violation of the slow limit!
04:40Slow limit?
04:41Also, face limit!
04:43Face limit!
04:44Face limit!
04:45Face limit!
04:46Face limit!
04:47Face limit!
04:48Face limit!
04:49Face limit!
04:50Face limit!
04:51Face limit!
04:52Slow limit!
04:53Also, failure to sound horn at a sheep crossing!
04:56And, talking back to a policeman!
04:58Talking back to a policeman?
05:00That's outrageous!
05:02Hmm, better add resisting arrest!
05:05Now listen, officer, he'll just hear us out!
05:08I have a better idea!
05:10Like you say in America, tell it to the judge!
05:12What judge?
05:14That judge!
05:16Next!
05:17All rise!
05:19Huh? Who is already rowed?
05:22That'll be ten drachmas for contempt of court!
05:25Court is now in session!
05:27I now call the prosecuting attorney!
05:31Your honor, I shall now prove these three criminals are guilty as charged!
05:38I object, your honor!
05:41Who are you?
05:44The defense attorney!
05:48Objection overruled!
05:50I got a betrayer!
05:51Something sure smells like a swamp bottom around here!
05:54Don't worry, there's one surefire defense that never fails!
05:58What's that?
05:59Plead guilty and pay the fine!
06:05Howdy, big dick!
06:07Very nice little bird you've got here!
06:09Now come, you're visited here for you!
06:11Thank you, and don't forget, I accept travelers' checks!
06:18I knew it!
06:19C'est le boss hog qui est derrière tout ça!
06:22D'accord, juge, racontez-nous les fines et on s'en va!
06:26Oui, même si vous êtes dans un cahut avec le boss hog, c'est pas grave!
06:30Est-ce que le juge peut lire la liste des crimes?
06:33Il y a 100 drachmas pour les crimes!
06:35D'accord, 100 drachmas, vous l'avez!
06:37200 drachmas pour le contempt de court,
06:39mais 300 drachmas pour les dépenses de la cour,
06:42y compris les gaz et l'électricité!
06:44J'espère qu'il y en a, parce que nous sommes tous fous!
06:47Dans ce cas, vous êtes tous arrêtés!
06:50Arrêtés? Pourquoi?
06:52Parce que vous n'avez pas d'argent!
06:54Ça vous fait tous des vagabonds!
06:56Vous voulez dire qu'on doit aller en prison?
06:58Oui, mais ne vous inquiétez pas, vous serez à l'heure
07:00pour notre célèbre festival de comics de Copernicus!
07:03Oh, quand est-ce?
07:05Chaque 46 ans!
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09:38Vous pensez que j'ai oublié votre déjeuner?
09:40Non? Parce que de toutes les préparations pour le festival d'Aphrodite?
09:43Oui?
09:44C'est quoi un festival d'Aphrodite?
09:46Ah! C'est une vieille tradition,
09:48le jour où toutes les filles qui atteignent l'âge de mariage
09:51sont équipées de tous les bachelors!
09:53Juste comme ça?
09:55Que les filles l'aiment ou pas?
09:57Bien sûr! C'est très romantique, non?
10:00Il est parti!
10:02Alors faisons-le, cousin!
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