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00:00 *Musique de Star Wars*
00:21 "Honey, I'm home!"
00:23 *Musique de Star Wars*
00:43 *Bruit de coup de feu*
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00:51 "So, Earl, how was your day?"
00:52 "Yes, dear, whatever you say."
00:54 *Musique de Star Wars*
00:56 "So, kids, what's new in school?"
00:57 "Sure, mom."
00:58 "I'll get to it."
00:58 *Soupir*
01:00 *Musique de Star Wars*
01:01 "What's new with you?"
01:02 "Shh!"
01:03 "Mo!"
01:03 *Applaudissements*
01:06 "Welcome back to Panjia's Funniest Home Injuries!"
01:09 *Rires*
01:13 "And now, here's a father and son playing catch a little too near an active volcano, and giving new meaning to the expression 'go deep'."
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02:23 *Bruit de fusil*
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02:27 *Musique de Star Wars*
02:45 "Oh, jeez, Harry, uh..."
02:46 *Musique de Star Wars*
03:00 "Come on, come on, what does this have to do with me?"
03:02 "Uh, uh, dad?"
03:04 "What?"
03:05 "I-I think that's our house."
03:07 "Nah."
03:09 "Uh, yeah, I think so."
03:11 "Nah."
03:13 "Nah."
03:15 "Nah."
03:17 "Huh?"
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03:31 *Musique de Star Wars*
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04:17 "Ok, well I finished my preliminary claim inspection, Mr. Sinclair, and I would appraise the damage sustained here at approximately..."
04:23 "Don't try and cheat me on this, 'cause I know you insurance guys, you have absolutely no ethics!"
04:27 "Well, how much would you say your television set was worth?"
04:31 "$10,000."
04:33 "Hmm? Good thing I popped for that extra media coverage, huh?"
04:35 "Well, for us, yes, but if you refer to that large bound volume we sent you, labeled 'exclusions', you'll find that a meteor is only a meteor until it enters the Earth's atmosphere, at which time it becomes a meteorite."
04:47 "We're not gonna get any money, are we?"
04:49 "Not unless your house was hovering in space at the time it was struck."
04:52 "It was, it was! You could ask anybody, I swear!"
04:55 *Sigh*
04:57 "I don't see this as a loss at all. I see this as our chance to spend time talking to each other. I see this as a blessing in disguise."
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05:13 *Soupir*
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05:17 *Rire*
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05:23 "What exactly is this blessing disguise does, Fran?"
05:26 "Misery? Awkwardness? Oh, I know! It's disguised as mind-numbing boredom!"
05:32 "Look, we're not used to communicating. We've lost the art of conversation. Earl, tell me about your day."
05:39 "I don't wanna."
05:40 "At least ask your children what happened in school today."
05:43 "What happened in school today, Robbie?"
05:45 "Uh, may I be excused?"
05:47 "I don't see why not."
05:49 "Oh, thanks."
05:50 "Don't you get out of that chair!"
05:51 "Uh..."
05:52 "No one gets out of their chair until we talk to each other like a family."
05:55 "Oh, this is vicious!"
05:57 "Fine, Charlene, you can go first. Tell us about your day."
06:01 "Okay... Well, I went to school, nothing's going on there. There was a book or something. Then I, uh, went to the mall."
06:10 "Oh, this is good! They had a booth, and they analyzed my skin, and it turns out I have combination scales! Some are oily, and some are dry, and some are in between."
06:20 "Now, here's where it gets really interesting. They blended me, a custom-scale moisturizer, emollient, lusterizer, conditioner mousse, with a pH balance and a sun protection factor which coincidentally matches the combination body splash gel, and came in a free carrying case with a loofah!"
06:38 "Uhhhh..."
06:39 "Robbie, imagine running into you here. Tell me all about you. Let's get to know each other."
06:45 "Gee, Mom, I'm not that interesting. I..."
06:47 "Don't fight it, son! The more you struggle, the more painful it'll be!"
06:50 "Oookay... Um... There is something I've been thinking about, and I wouldn't mind hearing what the family thinks. I'm a little confused about the nature of reality."
07:00 "No kidding?"
07:02 "Like, if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's around to see it or hear it, did it actually fall?"
07:08 "Ooooh, now that is intriguing! Who can build on that? Where are you going?"
07:13 "I'm going to see if the tree fell. I'll be back in a couple of days."
07:16 "If you leave this house, I will never talk to you again."
07:20 "Throw in the rest of the family, then you got yourself a deal!"
07:23 "Ahhhh..."
07:24 "Free with your paid subscription to Dinosaur Sports!"
07:32 [Phone rings]
07:36 "What? The rock is ringing!"
07:39 "Wow! It's a phone! It's a rock! It's a rock phone!"
07:45 "Hello? Yeah? Sounds great!"
07:49 "Hello, the TV. I missed you. Did you miss me?"
07:53 "Tough day today without the TV, huh, Pally boy?"
07:56 "Oh yeah. Did I miss anything?"
07:58 "You kidding? First of all, on Otos Beckleson, Arnie's son Mikey got picked on by a bully at school, and Arnie had to teach him a valuable lesson about life."
08:08 "I've never seen anything like that!"
08:11 "Yeah, well, those guys are breaking new ground every week."
08:14 "Geez, what else did I miss?"
08:16 "Oh wait, then, on We're Not Even Related, but Somehow We're All Living Together?"
08:21 "That's a great show!"
08:23 "When Dolores and Stan go out for the evening, Teenage Billy throws a party, and trouble erupts."
08:30 "Did it turn out all right?"
08:32 "Everyone learned a valuable lesson about life."
08:34 "And I was wasting these precious hours with my family."
08:38 "Yeah."
08:39 "I gotta get a new TV!"
08:41 "Yeah?"
08:42 "How much does one like that cost now?"
08:45 "Oh, seven or eight hundred bucks."
08:47 "Oh, I could never afford that."
08:49 "And those Becklesons are gonna learn more and more valuable lessons about life, and I'm gonna get left behind!"
08:54 "What am I gonna do?"
08:56 "Would you like to own this gorgeous 90-inch stereophonic surround sound state-of-the-art really, really big tube television?"
09:03 "Yes!"
09:04 "Well, you could, if you and your entire family appear as contestants on television's favorite family game show, The Family Challenge!"
09:10 "Hey, I got a family!"
09:12 "Nah, 'course I'd have to split the TV with them."
09:15 "Ah, what the heck!"
09:18 "Now, the most important thing is, always save your double coupons for the more expensive items."
09:24 "Is that my wonderful family?"
09:27 "I'm not talking to you."
09:29 "Fran, I thought long and hard, and I think you were right."
09:32 "We should do more things together as a family."
09:34 "Like what?"
09:35 "Well, you know, something that'll teach us to nurture and share and improve our general knowledge of trivia."
09:40 "What are you talking about?"
09:42 "Well, hey, I don't know, nothing planned, no agenda."
09:45 "Off the top of my head, a game show! The Family Challenge!"
09:49 "What?"
09:50 "Wanna go on it with the family?"
09:51 "A TV game show? I don't know."
09:54 "Come on, come on, it'll be great! What do you think, kids?"
10:00 "All in favor sit there motionless."
10:03 "It's unanimous, Fran!"
10:05 "Same this one."
10:14 "Same this one."
10:16 "As you know, we have been accepted as contestants on the Family Challenge."
10:21 "Which leaves us 30 days to absorb all the knowledge in the world."
10:25 "Now, some of us might not make it."
10:27 "How are we supposed to get so smart so fast?"
10:30 "No problem! As you can see, I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories."
10:36 "Animal, vegetable, rocks."
10:39 "Well, what about fire?"
10:41 "Vegetable."
10:42 "What about water?"
10:43 "Water is the opposite of fire, which we have previously established as a vegetable."
10:47 "What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit! So, water is a fruit."
10:51 "Fruit is not a vegetable, so it has to be either an animal or a rock."
10:55 "We know it's not an animal, therefore, fruit is a rock."
10:59 "Daddy, I asked you about water."
11:02 "Could we hold all the questions until the end of the lecture, please?"
11:05 "Not the TV!"
11:07 "I don't want to do this."
11:10 "Charlene!"
11:11 "Why not?"
11:12 "Well, you know, I'm used to being embarrassed by you guys on a local level."
11:15 "I don't know how I feel about being humiliated nationally."
11:18 "Charlene, your father's just trying to organize a family activity."
11:21 "That's right! And when you're a little older, Charlene, perhaps you'll realize that family is all you really have in the world, and all you really need."
11:28 "I've come to be on the game show."
11:31 "Who needs you?"
11:33 "Grandma Ethel is part of the family."
11:35 "She's the annoying part of the family, Fran."
11:38 "I guess you won't need any help with the ancient history questions."
11:41 "And what makes you the ancient history expert?"
11:44 "I was there."
11:45 "Mom! Welcome to the team!"
11:50 "And you?"
11:51 "And you?" "Yes."
11:53 [♫ Musique de l'anime "The Legend of Zelda" ♫]
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16:21 Alors... il faudrait une...
16:24 Une triangle de isocélite !
16:27 Erreur ! Erreur !
16:33 Et c'est le bout de la deuxième partie,
16:35 avec les Nielsons en premier à 3460,
16:38 et les Sinclairs à 5.
16:40 Alors, Earl Sinclair,
16:42 on dirait que tu as perdu
16:44 ce magnifique set de télévision de 90 inches, la grand-prize.
16:47 Un set de télévision ?
16:49 C'est pour ça que tu voulais être sur cette série ?
16:51 C'est ce que tu avais en tête tout au long ?
16:54 Non ! Non ! Non ! Non !
16:56 Oui !
16:57 Mais seulement au premier !
16:59 C'était avant que nous ayons passé ces semaines
17:00 à apprendre ensemble comme famille !
17:02 J'adore ça !
17:04 Je ne vendrais jamais ça pour un grand set de télévision !
17:06 C'est très facile de dire maintenant
17:08 qu'il n'y a pas de chance de gagner !
17:09 Je veux dire !
17:10 Si il m'avait offert une autre chance
17:12 de gagner ce set,
17:13 je ne l'aurais pas pris !
17:14 Alors, Sinclair, tu as une autre chance de gagner ce...
17:17 Set de télévision de 90 inches,
17:19 vraiment, vraiment grand,
17:22 dans notre "Suite de mort" de play-off !
17:24 Et puisque tu es derrière, Sinclair,
17:26 bien derrière...
17:28 C'est ta chose !
17:30 Tu peux tester ton savoir
17:32 avec une question de télévision
17:33 que tu n'as presque pas de chance de répondre correctement,
17:35 ou...
17:37 en plein !
17:39 Pour une bataille de la mort
17:41 qui sera le gagnant
17:42 avec Mr. Nielsen
17:43 dans notre cage de duel !
17:47 [bruit de moteur]
17:51 C'est ta chose, Earl Sinclair,
17:54 dans notre "Suite de mort" !
17:56 Ah ?
17:57 Bien, Earl, qu'est-ce que ça sera ?
18:01 [pleurs]
18:04 Tue-le, papa !
18:05 Mange sa tête, gamin !
18:07 On va tout payer, hein ?
18:08 Bien, Earl Sinclair, qu'est-ce que ça sera ?
18:12 La cage,
18:13 ou la question ?
18:15 [cris de la foule]
18:19 Je vais prendre la question, mon ami.
18:21 Tu vas ?
18:21 Quoi ?
18:22 Quoi ?
18:23 Peut-être que je n'ai pas expliqué ça.
18:25 Je comprends, donne-le moi.
18:26 Apporte-le !
18:27 Ouais !
18:28 [rires]
18:30 La nuit de dimanche
18:30 était une épisode spéciale
18:32 de "Oh, ces Beckelsons"
18:33 pour la télévision de large écran
18:34 et le jeu !
18:35 Quelle valable leçon
18:36 a appris Benji Beckelson
18:37 sur la vie ?
18:39 Papa !
18:46 Bien, mon ami,
18:47 il a appris que les télévisions
18:49 viennent et vont.
18:50 Et parfois,
18:51 on se sent attaché
18:52 aux personnages sur la télé.
18:54 Mais ce que la vie
18:55 est vraiment lié
18:56 n'est pas la télé.
18:57 C'est l'amour
18:58 entre la famille et...
19:00 Oh, tu es vraiment fou !
19:02 Il a appris jamais
19:03 de donner aux plus bas
19:04 les clés à l'auto de père.
19:05 Bien, c'est valable aussi.
19:06 Et le jeu de Nielson Zara !
19:08 [cris de la foule]
19:11 Bien, Sinclair,
19:12 nous aimons toujours dire
19:13 sur la "Family Challenge"
19:14 qu'il n'y a pas de perdants.
19:16 Mais, admettons,
19:17 vous vous fâchez !
19:18 Eh, nous pouvons nous fâcher,
19:19 mais au moins,
19:20 nous nous fâchons comme une famille.
19:21 Mais personne ne quitte
19:22 la "Family Challenge"
19:23 sans cesse.
19:24 Même si vous n'avez pas gagné
19:25 notre grand prix
19:26 de la télévision de 90 inches,
19:27 vous allez à la maison
19:28 avec ce parfait et mignon
19:29 set portable de 13 inches.
19:31 [applaudissements]
19:32 [cris de la foule]
19:33 [musique]
19:36 Et Robbie,
19:37 j'ai vu votre professeur,
19:38 Mr. Pullman,
19:39 au supermarché.
19:40 Et il m'a dit
19:41 combien ça a été amusant
19:42 de te voir sur la télé
19:43 et qu'il a dit
19:44 que vous aviez fait
19:45 beaucoup mieux
19:46 à l'école récemment.
19:47 D'ailleurs, Charline,
19:48 tout le monde que j'ai rencontré
19:49 me disait
19:50 combien vous étiez attirante.
19:51 Certains dinosaures
19:52 sont juste
19:53 naturellement photogéniques.
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